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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,206 --> 00:00:09,793 - But if you're confused-- - I said I wasn't gonna 2 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:11,241 get down on one knee. I'm on one knee. 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,448 I'm begging you baby, let's go in there. 4 00:00:12,551 --> 00:00:13,862 I want you to marry me. Will you? 5 00:00:13,965 --> 00:00:15,517 -Previously on "Bruh". 6 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:17,068 - I know somebody who can help you, okay? 7 00:00:17,172 --> 00:00:18,586 There's this great outpatient rehab. 8 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:19,931 - Bruh, is it that serious? 9 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:22,724 - Nigga, you came out like you just swam 10 00:00:22,827 --> 00:00:24,275 in a bucket of flour. 11 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:25,827 - You just check in on the weekends, that's it. 12 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:26,896 It's really easy. 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,068 I wanna make love to you. 14 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:29,862 - I don't jump into bed with men. 15 00:00:29,965 --> 00:00:33,034 I have to, I have to get to know them first. 16 00:00:33,137 --> 00:00:36,413 - I wanna be with her. But-- - But what? 17 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:37,689 - I want you too. 18 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:44,241 - You should go. - Damn. 19 00:00:47,931 --> 00:00:50,000 Look, I'm not doing anything. 20 00:00:50,103 --> 00:00:52,000 - But your heart is doing a lot. 21 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:57,413 - Okay, I'm gonna-- - Just go! 22 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,310 Go. Shit. - Okay. 23 00:00:59,413 --> 00:01:03,275 - Y'all are so full of it. - You right. 24 00:01:03,379 --> 00:01:05,896 - She just called and told me how happy she was. 25 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,655 - I know she is. 26 00:01:07,758 --> 00:01:09,482 - But he's not. 27 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:10,896 - That's not true. 28 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,620 - Then what is it? 29 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,862 - I'm just... 30 00:01:14,965 --> 00:01:16,758 - Confused? 31 00:01:16,862 --> 00:01:18,206 Confused? - Yeah. 32 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:20,310 - Poor Bill. - I am. 33 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,413 - I'm so sick of you niggas and this bullshit. 34 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,068 If you want us all the way. - We do. 35 00:01:26,172 --> 00:01:28,103 - No, it's exhausting. 36 00:01:28,206 --> 00:01:30,310 This entire emotional roller coaster. 37 00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:32,551 I'm fucking done. - I know. 38 00:01:32,655 --> 00:01:37,275 - No. Hey, she loves you like I love Mike, okay? 39 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:41,137 And all you motherfuckers want to do is fuck us 40 00:01:41,241 --> 00:01:44,068 and abuse us while you fuck us over. 41 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,206 - Can you pull up? - No. 42 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,482 Why the hell should I pull up? 43 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:47,862 You bring this bullshit to our doorstep, 44 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:50,379 and what, we should help you figure it out? 45 00:01:50,482 --> 00:01:52,068 - Look-- - Get the fuck out of here! 46 00:01:52,172 --> 00:01:53,275 Get the fuck out of here. 47 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:54,793 - Don't be mad at me, I'm not Mike. 48 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,000 - Oh, you might as well be. 49 00:01:56,103 --> 00:01:57,586 You're pulling the same damn bullshit. 50 00:01:57,689 --> 00:01:58,827 - Look, Pam-- 51 00:01:58,931 --> 00:02:01,896 - Don't, don't, don't "look Pam" me. 52 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,206 Look at the door. 53 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:06,517 Look at the door and get on the other side of it. 54 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,655 - Look, I'll see you-- 55 00:02:07,758 --> 00:02:08,931 - No. 56 00:02:09,034 --> 00:02:11,241 - Bye. 57 00:02:11,344 --> 00:02:16,172 - Bill, Bill, Bill! 58 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:18,448 As soon as you leave here you better call her 59 00:02:18,551 --> 00:02:20,931 and just tell her what the fuck you just said. 60 00:02:21,034 --> 00:02:22,655 Tell her what you just said to that girl 61 00:02:22,758 --> 00:02:24,724 or I swear I will. 62 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:25,862 I am not playing with you. 63 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:28,379 You're so full of shit. 64 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,793 Think about what you're doing. 65 00:02:29,896 --> 00:02:31,655 You, you're still in your suit from getting married! 66 00:02:31,758 --> 00:02:33,758 Go! 67 00:02:35,241 --> 00:02:36,931 - Are you okay? - No. 68 00:02:37,034 --> 00:02:38,689 - Come on, girl. - No, no, no, no, no. 69 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:39,965 I'm, I'm sick of them. 70 00:02:40,068 --> 00:02:42,827 No, I'm sick of them. 71 00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:23,551 - OK, you have to calm down, okay? 72 00:03:25,758 --> 00:03:29,517 - You know he wanted to screw you, right? 73 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:31,310 - Yeah. 74 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:32,793 - That's bullshit. 75 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:34,137 That is bullshit. 76 00:03:34,241 --> 00:03:37,034 - I know, I know. - No, no, unh-uh. 77 00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:38,103 What the fuck is wrong with them? 78 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:39,793 What the fuck is wrong with them? 79 00:03:39,896 --> 00:03:41,379 I can't do this. I just... 80 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,206 - I know. - I can't do this. 81 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,827 - Okay, okay. - No, please. 82 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:50,275 No, I fucking, I go from Mike and dealing with his shit 83 00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:51,862 and then I come in here and I see this-- 84 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,068 And like, what are you... 85 00:03:53,172 --> 00:03:54,206 Why are you dealing with that? 86 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:56,275 Why are you dealing with that?! 87 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:58,034 Why are you putting up with that?! 88 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:01,931 - I'm not. I-- Girl... 89 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:05,344 - Let's just, let's just.... 90 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:08,275 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, how about this? 91 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:14,068 How about we sit down and... 92 00:04:14,172 --> 00:04:16,310 and center ourselves, okay? 93 00:04:16,413 --> 00:04:19,793 Alright? Alright? 94 00:04:19,896 --> 00:04:23,551 Come here. Come here. 95 00:04:23,655 --> 00:04:27,551 I got you, okay? 96 00:04:27,655 --> 00:04:30,068 I got you. 97 00:04:30,172 --> 00:04:32,724 Come here, come. 98 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:34,344 Come. 99 00:04:47,275 --> 00:04:50,896 - I thought you was going out with the boys? 100 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,655 - No. I'm chilling. 101 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:57,241 - Well, you should have. 102 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,379 - For what? 103 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:01,068 What do you mean "I should have"? 104 00:05:01,172 --> 00:05:02,862 It's my house, I'm wanna chill. 105 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,620 - I got company. 106 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:07,793 - You got what? 107 00:05:07,896 --> 00:05:09,758 - 'Bout to have company. 108 00:05:09,862 --> 00:05:12,448 - Ma, I don't, I don't feel like company tonight, okay? 109 00:05:12,551 --> 00:05:15,448 I just want to come home, chill, relax, like... 110 00:05:15,551 --> 00:05:17,620 In my own house without, like-- 111 00:05:17,724 --> 00:05:19,379 Come on, Ma. 112 00:05:19,482 --> 00:05:21,206 Like, why you can't go over to that dude's house? 113 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:22,448 Why he always got to come over here? 114 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:25,344 - Hell, it ain't a dude. 115 00:05:25,448 --> 00:05:27,827 - Ma... - What? 116 00:05:27,931 --> 00:05:29,517 - Like, like what are you trying to say? 117 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,586 - I ain't trying to say shit. 118 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:34,551 Now you know I love dick too much to be with a woman. 119 00:05:34,655 --> 00:05:39,310 But you know, there was your PE teacher, Ms. Salem. 120 00:05:39,413 --> 00:05:40,827 Mmhmm, the one with the mustache. 121 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:42,724 - Okay, Ma, I don't-- 122 00:05:42,827 --> 00:05:44,206 - Ma, I don't care. 123 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,862 - She had a Flava Flav. 124 00:05:48,241 --> 00:05:50,482 - Ma, the point is I don't want to have no company, okay? 125 00:05:50,586 --> 00:05:51,758 - Well, I don't think so. 126 00:05:51,862 --> 00:05:53,275 - What do you mean, "You don't think so"? 127 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:54,310 - I don't think that's gonna happen. 128 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:56,068 - What are you talking about? 129 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:57,655 - I wanna know the serial killer. 130 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,448 - What do you mean you wanna know-- 131 00:06:00,551 --> 00:06:02,482 What are you talking about? - Yup. 132 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:06,620 - Ma-- - What? 133 00:06:06,724 --> 00:06:10,551 - Is Littia here? - Yup. 134 00:06:10,655 --> 00:06:12,034 - Why wouldn't you tell me that?! 135 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:14,103 - What you want me to say when you walk through the door? 136 00:06:14,206 --> 00:06:15,724 The Slicer is here? - Yes. 137 00:06:15,827 --> 00:06:18,551 Where's she at? - In the bathroom. 138 00:06:18,655 --> 00:06:21,758 - Ma, why wouldn't you say something to me? 139 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:23,482 That's something you should tell me. 140 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:25,275 I told you how serious it is and you're just gonna let-- 141 00:06:25,379 --> 00:06:27,413 Why you-- How she get in here? 142 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,620 Damn, I gotta go. I gotta go. 143 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:33,448 - I'm sure she heard your ass. -I sure did. 144 00:06:33,551 --> 00:06:37,862 - Uh-oh. Nigga busted. 145 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,068 She sound like she mad. 146 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:41,724 She gonna kill your ass. 147 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:43,827 - Ma, why in the hell wouldn't you tell me she was here? 148 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:46,344 - Who you talking to? - I'm talking to you! 149 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:47,931 You're my mother, you're supposed to tell me 150 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:49,137 stuff like that. 151 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,448 - Nigga, you talking to me like that, 152 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:51,931 I'll shoot you and tell them that bitch did it. 153 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:53,241 - Ma, okay? 154 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:55,275 That's out of control, okay? - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 155 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:57,310 Yeah, she's a serial killer. 156 00:06:57,413 --> 00:06:58,413 They'll believe she did it. 157 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:00,448 - Ma, chill out. 158 00:07:04,275 --> 00:07:07,000 - Hi. - Hey, how you doing? 159 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:08,344 Good to see you. 160 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:09,827 - I thought you were out with the boys. 161 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:11,241 - I'm, I'm actually going with the boys. 162 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:13,310 I had to come home and change my clothes 163 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:14,551 so I can get with them. 164 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:16,344 So I had to change my clothes and stuff. 165 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:18,344 - Oh okay, yeah that makes sense. 166 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:23,793 Yeah, but, like, I thought you had to work. 167 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:26,379 - No, I decided to take the night off. 168 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:30,137 - What brings you here? 169 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:35,172 - I called your mom and asked her could I come over. 170 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:37,896 - But why? I don't understand. 171 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,793 - 'Cause I wanted to talk to her and get to know her. 172 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,655 - And she was gonna cook. - Yeah. 173 00:07:43,758 --> 00:07:46,896 - Oh, cook? Okay, well that's really nice. 174 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,172 - Yeah. So you got time for dinner? 175 00:07:49,275 --> 00:07:51,413 - Uh no I don't, I'm sorry. 176 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:53,000 - But you said-- -Ma, I didn't say-- 177 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:55,034 I had told you I had to go with the fellas. 178 00:07:55,137 --> 00:07:56,241 I had told you that. 179 00:07:56,344 --> 00:07:57,551 - No nigga, that ain't what you said. 180 00:07:57,655 --> 00:07:59,517 - I did. She getting older, her hearing, 181 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,965 she don't know what she saying. Anyway, um... 182 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:04,068 Yeah, I'm sorry I can't stay. I gotta go with the guys. 183 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:05,793 I gotta take care of some business with them. 184 00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:08,965 But thank you for the invite though. 185 00:08:09,068 --> 00:08:11,724 Ma, please don't be talking about me. 186 00:08:11,827 --> 00:08:13,275 - I'm gonna talk about you. 187 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:15,068 - She's been talking about you. 188 00:08:15,172 --> 00:08:17,413 - Okay, well please don't, don't believe what she says. 189 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:19,931 - Oh no, I believe it. 190 00:08:21,517 --> 00:08:22,931 - Okay. 191 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:27,137 - That's my kind of chick. 192 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:30,517 - Alright, cool. Well, I'm gonna go. 193 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,517 Let y'all do y'all thing. 194 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,241 How long is dinner gonna be? 195 00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:36,379 - As long as I want it to be. 196 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:39,413 - As long as she want it to be. 197 00:08:39,517 --> 00:08:40,931 - Is it like a echo? 198 00:08:41,034 --> 00:08:43,758 Okay, alright, well enjoy all of that. 199 00:08:43,862 --> 00:08:45,275 - Yeah, we will. - Okay. 200 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:46,620 - Mmhmm. - Mmhmm. 201 00:08:46,724 --> 00:08:49,862 Bye. 202 00:08:51,275 --> 00:08:52,896 - Hasta la vista to you too. 203 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,689 -- Adiós. 204 00:08:55,793 --> 00:08:56,931 - What are we gonna do with him? 205 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:58,620 - He don't know if he coming or going, girl. 206 00:08:58,724 --> 00:09:00,172 I don't know why you bother with him. 207 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:02,724 And he got a little dick too. I don't know why you bother. 208 00:09:09,413 --> 00:09:10,413 - Hey. 209 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:11,551 - What the hell? 210 00:09:11,655 --> 00:09:14,551 - How are you doing? 211 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,620 - What are you doing here? 212 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,965 - You didn't read the board when you came in? 213 00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:21,000 - No, I didn't read the board when I came in. 214 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:25,034 - I'm one of the counselors who works here. 215 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:26,827 - Damn. 216 00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:29,517 Don't worry. - I'm not worried. 217 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,034 - I'm saying don't worry because I'm not allowed 218 00:09:32,137 --> 00:09:36,034 to talk about who's here and I never will. Okay? 219 00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:39,586 So-- 220 00:09:39,689 --> 00:09:41,000 - You're one of the therapist for this place? 221 00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:42,517 - Yeah. 222 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,206 - Pam. 223 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:50,448 - Mmhmm, and your boy Tom. 224 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,137 Yeah, don't worry though. 225 00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:55,551 If you want to talk to someone else, you can. 226 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:59,310 -Yeah, I think that's-- I want that. 227 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:01,724 - Okay. 228 00:10:01,827 --> 00:10:04,551 - So let's make that happen. 229 00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:06,068 - Tomorrow. 230 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:11,034 Tonight I have to give you your evaluation. 231 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:12,172 -Okay. 232 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:15,068 -Okay. 233 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:16,689 So, how are you feeling? 234 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:22,551 - Anxious. 235 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,965 - Okay. -I guess. 236 00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:27,137 - And when was the last time that you used? 237 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:34,620 - A few hours ago... ago. 238 00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:36,172 - How else are you feeling? 239 00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:43,896 - A little aggravated. 240 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 - Okay. 241 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:51,206 - Is that it? We're good? - No. Unh-uh. 242 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:52,655 - Can we hurry this up? 243 00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:55,758 And maybe you can go get me something to sleep? 244 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:58,137 -So, I can get you some tea 245 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,896 that can help you sleep. 246 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,724 - Tea? 247 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,068 Girl, I have insomnia. 248 00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:06,034 I need something stronger than that. Like-- 249 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:09,137 - Mike-- - Pills. 250 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:12,275 - Well, let's talk and I'll think about it. 251 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:13,724 - Think about it? 252 00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:15,620 -You're here to find a new way to cope 253 00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:18,551 without a substance. 254 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,586 - Okay, well I hope that doesn't mean alcohol, 255 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:23,034 'cause I am still gonna drink. 256 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,103 - You are? 257 00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,482 - Yeah, I got no problem with drinking, 258 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,379 it's the coke. You know? 259 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:30,551 - You sure? - Yeah. 260 00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:34,482 You're sure one thing doesn't lead to another? 261 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:37,965 - Look, I know me. Okay? 262 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:41,344 - Mike, any substance that you have to use is a problem. 263 00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:48,241 - Really? - Yeah. 264 00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:50,275 - You know what? 265 00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:51,827 I'm not for this shit. 266 00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:55,551 This was a good time, I enjoyed the experience but... 267 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,896 I'm good. I'm good with it. 268 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,344 - Look, dude. Like I said before, 269 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:04,482 I just wanna help you, okay? 270 00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:06,551 Genuinely. 271 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,206 - --go get me something to help me sleep. 272 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,862 That would be a help. 273 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:11,448 That would be a great help. 274 00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:12,965 - Alright, cool. I'll do that. 275 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:14,655 - Alright, thank you. - Uh-huh, I got you. 276 00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:15,896 I'll be right back. -Alright. 277 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,724 - Hmm. 278 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,448 - Fuck this shit, man. 279 00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:02,241 - Hey. - Hey. 280 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:05,862 - So, with everything that happened today 281 00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:11,034 I'm assuming that tonight is our honeymoon. 282 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:12,724 - Damn. 283 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,137 - Come here. 284 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,000 - Hey, hey, I, I need to talk to you. 285 00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:16,827 - Unh-uh. 286 00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:18,413 - Look, Regina... 287 00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:20,724 - No, we're not talking. 288 00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:21,965 We're making love. 289 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:27,758 - No, I need to talk. I, I... 290 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:30,241 I went to see Natalie. 291 00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:39,482 I went to see her to get her opinion on stuff 292 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,724 and out of nowhere Pam popped up 293 00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:46,068 and she saw... 294 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:51,724 She heard me comment on Natalie's yoga pants. 295 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:56,758 - What did you say, Bill? 296 00:13:56,862 --> 00:14:00,827 - I said a couple things 297 00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:06,655 and she noticed I got hard down there and, you know... 298 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,551 That's... Yeah. 299 00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:11,724 - So, did she kiss you? 300 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,275 - No. 301 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,137 - Did you touch her? 302 00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:19,241 - No. 303 00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:20,896 - Okay. 304 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,448 - That's it? 305 00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:31,172 - Yeah. 306 00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:34,448 - You're not gonna threaten to 307 00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:38,310 sue me, slap me, kill me? 308 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:41,000 - Alright, no. 309 00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:42,689 No. 310 00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:45,000 I'm not doing any of that, okay? 311 00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,896 'Cause that's what you like, all that. 312 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:53,448 You sit and, and just feed off of that. 313 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:54,551 I'm not doing that. 314 00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:56,241 You want me to get all mad. 315 00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:57,896 That doesn't work. 316 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,413 You want me to yell, that doesn't work either. 317 00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:02,068 So you know what, Bill? 318 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:04,931 I'm just gonna let you be, and you do you. 319 00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:10,448 - What do you mean by that? 320 00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:15,344 - I mean if you want to be with her, be with her. 321 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,862 - But we're married. 322 00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:21,413 - Yeah, well I'm not about to police you. 323 00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:27,034 - Alright. - Yeah. 324 00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:31,551 - Look... Baby, I'm so sorry. 325 00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:39,517 - Don't be 'cause I have something to tell you. 326 00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:46,965 - Okay, shoot. 327 00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:48,586 - I saw Peter. 328 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,172 - You did? - Mmhmm. 329 00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:59,551 - When? - Today. 330 00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:05,724 He was at the Justice of the Peace before you came. 331 00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:09,655 - How did he know you'd be there? 332 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:13,965 - I told him. 333 00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:19,000 And we talked 334 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,000 and then one thing led to another. 335 00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:27,103 and he kissed me. 336 00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,241 We had sex in the back seat. 337 00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:36,931 - All this happened before we got married? 338 00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:40,413 - Yeah. 339 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:42,413 - Wow. 340 00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:53,137 So you are, you're just as confused as I am. 341 00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:57,551 - No, actually I'm not, Bill. 342 00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:59,758 - So, what you saying? 343 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:02,000 You want to be with this dude? 344 00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:07,827 - At the moment, yes I did. 345 00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,965 - Then go be with his ass then! 346 00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,827 The fuck out of here, man. 347 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:16,206 - And he had on grey sweatpants. So... 348 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,068 - That's petty as shit, that's fucked up. 349 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,034 - Yeah, well is it? 350 00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:21,551 - It is! - Really? 351 00:17:21,655 --> 00:17:23,275 - You just fucked some dude right before we got married. 352 00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:24,896 What kind of shit is that? 353 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,758 - I don't know, I just, I just think that's how our marriage 354 00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,275 is gonna be. 355 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:33,137 - Then why the fuck are we even married, Regina? 356 00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:35,724 - 'Cause you owe me. 357 00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:38,034 - What are you talking about? Owe you for what? 358 00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:42,793 - My wedding, ruining everything. 359 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,896 Nigga, you owe me. 360 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,034 And I'm telling you right now, 361 00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:49,103 you fucked with the wrong one. 362 00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:52,517 - Regina, let's-- - Nah, I'm serious. 363 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,517 You want to do all this bullshit, be out in the streets? 364 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,517 I'm not the one Bill. 365 00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:01,068 - Aight, look, I'm sorry. 366 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:03,241 - No prenup, nigga? 367 00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:04,482 I'mma fuck your whole life up 368 00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:08,103 you don't get your shit together. 369 00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:11,689 - That don't scare me. 370 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:14,862 I ain't got nothing. 371 00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:19,551 - And to think... 372 00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:21,517 I'mma take half of that. 373 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:33,379 - What the fuck did I just do? 374 00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:35,482 Shit. 375 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:48,448 - What's up? - John. 376 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:53,517 - Listen, hey, I got a problem. 377 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,862 - Yeah, I do too. 378 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:57,310 - Okay, remember the girl? She crazy. 379 00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,827 -What girl? - I mean she crazy. 380 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,551 - What girl? - The bartender. 381 00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:05,482 - What about her? - Dude, she murdered her ex. 382 00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:09,034 - What?! - She murdered her ex. 383 00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:10,758 - Listen, that's not my problem. 384 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:12,137 I have a date right now, okay? 385 00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:15,517 - Oh damn, my bad. - Yeah. So could you beat it? 386 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,275 - This is the chick you was telling me about? 387 00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:19,965 - Yes. - Ooh, the onee with the-- 388 00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:23,068 - Yeah. - When I'mma get to meet her? 389 00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:25,482 - Soon. - Soon like? 390 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:28,172 Can I meet her today? - No, you gotta go. 391 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,172 - Come on Greg, don't be like that. 392 00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:32,448 - Look man, she's shy. Okay? 393 00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:34,620 - Let me just say hi. You know what I mean? 394 00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:36,482 I'll leave and I'll give you my opinion. 395 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,275 - Alright, man. -Yeah. Tighten up. 396 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,482 - But don't act ignorant. 397 00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:42,103 You know you don't know how to act, man. 398 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:43,724 - What you mean I don't... I know how to act. 399 00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:45,241 I know you're a doctor and you're so prestige, 400 00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:46,931 but I know how to speak properly. 401 00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:48,241 - Do you have some proof? 402 00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,862 - Good after, good afternoon, good evening. 403 00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:51,586 How are you? 404 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:54,310 - You gotta go. 405 00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,620 - Okay, okay, Imma go. 406 00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:57,448 Let me just speak to her. 407 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,448 - Hey. - Hey. 408 00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:08,068 - This is John. 409 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,172 - Hey, how you doing? 410 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,275 - I'm doing well. 411 00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:11,448 - It's pleasure to meet you. 412 00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:12,586 - I'm Darla. 413 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,034 - Hey Darla, I'm John. 414 00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,896 It's a pleasure to--to meet you. 415 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,551 - You too. - Yeah. 416 00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:19,379 - Bye John. - Oh, I'm leaving. I'm sorry. 417 00:20:19,482 --> 00:20:21,551 Have a good night, you--you enjoy. 418 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,275 - Yeah. - You look really familiar-- 419 00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,827 Okay, see you later. 420 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,931 - Bye, John. 421 00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:31,448 -Bye. Enjoy. 422 00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:32,517 -Hi. 423 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,931 - Hi. 424 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,000 - I'm sorry about that. 425 00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:37,034 He just had to see me. 426 00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:38,344 - Oh no, it's fine. 427 00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:41,344 Um, oh... it smells good in here. 428 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,793 - Not as good as you smell. 429 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,275 - Do you need to get that? 430 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,758 - Oh sorry, no. 431 00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:49,793 It's John. 432 00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:51,448 I'll turn it off. 433 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,931 - Would you like some wine? 434 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,310 - Yes. 435 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,413 - Um, it's a twist off. 436 00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:57,413 Don't ask. 437 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,551 - That's good, that's fine. 438 00:20:58,655 --> 00:20:59,965 It was good last time. 439 00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:03,068 I'll let you... - Thank you. 440 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:04,551 How did you know this is my favorite? 441 00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:07,793 - Well I mean, you only mentioned it like 15 times. 442 00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:09,137 - Did I? 443 00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:10,862 - No, actually you only said it once. 444 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,103 - Oh, when we first met. - Mmhmm. 445 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,689 - That's right, that's right. 446 00:21:14,793 --> 00:21:17,724 - But I don't forget. 447 00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:20,931 - No, you don't. 448 00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:23,517 - Yeah, listening's a good thing. 449 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:24,620 - Yes it is. 450 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,620 So, um, are we going out? 451 00:21:28,724 --> 00:21:33,413 - You look so beautiful in this dress. 452 00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:37,793 - Well, it's just a little thing I picked up at a thrift store. 453 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:38,862 - You're beautiful. 454 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,310 - Oh, um, thank you. 455 00:21:41,413 --> 00:21:46,103 Um, um, Greg. 456 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:48,482 This is um... 457 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:53,689 Oh Greg, this is um... 458 00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:54,724 - Don't tell me to stop. 459 00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:57,068 - This is too soon. 460 00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:58,655 -No it's not. 461 00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:15,482 -You're not answering your phone. 462 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,620 - Look, now's not a good time. 463 00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:20,206 - Dude, I need to talk to you, man. 464 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:22,655 - J, not now. - No, listen. 465 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:26,379 I met this chick that Greg is crazy about. 466 00:22:26,482 --> 00:22:27,689 - Good for you. 467 00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:29,137 - Nigga, no it's not about "good for me". 468 00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:30,620 I think I know her. 469 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,448 - Okay. 470 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,517 Look man, Regina's lying down. 471 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,241 - Listen, okay? Listen. 472 00:22:37,344 --> 00:22:39,344 He thinks she something else, she's not. 473 00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:42,310 She's not who he thinks she is. 474 00:22:42,413 --> 00:22:43,862 - What you saying, J? 475 00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:46,896 - Look, just look at this. 476 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,586 Do you see her? 477 00:22:48,689 --> 00:22:50,275 -Yeah. 478 00:22:50,379 --> 00:22:51,310 -You see him? 479 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,448 - Who the hell is he? 480 00:22:52,551 --> 00:22:53,758 - I went to school with him. 481 00:22:53,862 --> 00:22:58,586 His name was Darren, now it's Darla. 482 00:22:58,689 --> 00:22:59,586 - What? 33017

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