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-Previously on "Bruh."

- You should've thought about this

before you crashed the wedding. - Yeah, I know, I know.

- So go marry her.

- What is this? What is-- - Get out!

Get out! Give me my-- This is my shit.

- Why are you being such a bitch?

- You can call me all kinds of names,

it's not gonna get me to leave.

- Uh, ah.

-Mike locked himself in the bathroom.

- Okay, I'm on my way, alright?

- Dude, what's going on?

- I'll tell you in the car. Alright, let's go.

- Is everybody out to betray me? She called you two.

- I'm trying to help you. - I don't need your help!

- I thought you were going to stand me up.

- I would never do that.

- Bill, are you--are you sure you want to get married?

- Yes, I am.

- You sure?

- I'm positive.

- Okay, why?

- Because I love you.

- Okay, why else?

- Because I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

- Okay. Alright, let's go in.

- Okay, hold up just one second.

- Bill...

- No, no, I just want to take this moment

before we go in there to be completely honest with you.

- Okay, what is it?

- I need you to promise me that you're

gonna stay by my side no matter what.

- Isn't that what this is about?

- Yeah, but as I work out my doubt.

- Doubt?

- Hold on, give me a second,

let me explain, please.

- Alright, go ahead.

- My doubt and confusion.

- So you're confused, too?

- No, not about how I feel about you.

- Okay, so then what is it about?

- This. Being with just one woman.

I'm not sure I can do that.

- So, you're saying that you don't think

you can be faithful?

- I'm saying I want you to help me.

- I can't help you with that, Bill.

- Why not?

- Because if you--if you want to do it,

you have to do it not because I'm threatening you,

'cause I will leave.

That's loving me with one foot outside the door.

- You right.

- So look, if you don't think you can do this--

- I can. - If you don't want to--

- I can. Look, I want to. - But if you're confused--

- I'm not confused. I'm ready.

- Okay. - Let's go.

- What? You need to promise

that you're gonna be faithful to only me.

- I promise you I'm gonna do my very best.

- That's not what I just asked you.

- Baby, I'm giving you my truth,

can I get some credit here?

- Credit? Bill, do you understand what it feels

for somebody be holding on to you while they're just

waiting for the next best thing to come along?

And they just put you up on a shelf just in case?

Okay, well that--that's what this feels like.

- I don't want you to feel that way, alright?

- Okay, well then don't make me feel that way,

and marry me. - Alright, let's go.

- Wait. - What?

- I don't want to feel like I'm forcing you to do this.

- You're not forcing me, you're not.

- Are you sure? - Yeah.

Look, I want to marry you.

Okay? I do.

- Okay. - Look, I love you

from the bottom of my heart. But I can't be that guy,

I'm not gonna be that guy that does this.

- That does what, exactly?

- What you just said. Holding on to you while waiting

for the next best thing.

- Look, Bill-- - Look, I know this is scary.

- It is, yeah. - But look, I'm scared too,

but I'm willing to go do it, okay?

Look, I love you, okay? And that love is enough.

It's enough, so let's go.

C'mon, let's go. C'mon.

What? Wait, what, what? - I think we should wait.

- No, no, no, hell no. - Because, Bill--

- No no, I'm hyped, I'm ready to go, let's get it.

- Right, right, and that's the problem, see?

You had to be hyped up to marry me.

- No, you know what I mean, baby.

- No, I don't know what you mean, Bill.

'Cause it's like I'm hearing your words and your words

are not matching with how you feel and it's just--

- Okay, okay, how about this? Okay, look, look, look,

my words are matching, alright? I said I wasn't gonna get down

on one knee, I'm on one knee.

The light-skinned nigga got down on one knee,

you know what? I'm gonna get down on two.

That's even better. I'm begging you, baby,

let's go in there, I want you to marry me,

will you? - Alright.

- Alright. - Get up.

- Can you help me? - You split your pants.

- Well, you know, they tight. - Okay, alright. Let's go in.

- Let's get it. Love you.

- I love you, too. - Let's go, baby.

Let's go.

with the bruhs

- You sit there, I don't want to sit next to him.

- I don't want you to sit next to me either.

- Calm down-- - I don't want you to be here,

you can leave. - Look.

- Look, you gonna sit there or you gonna talk, man?

- Y'all asked me to come over here,

sitting here is working for me.

- That's all he's been doing anyway.

- Did anybody ask you anything? - I'm not the enemy.

- Hey, hey, she's not, man, she's just trying to help.

Mike, please. - I don't need your help.

- Mike, you do, it's apparent. The bag in your back pocket

is why you need help. That's why we're here.

You locked up in the fuckin' room doing cocaine,

and won't let nobody in, looking like--

coming out looking weird. - That's not helping, alright?

- No, it's not. - So, Mike, listen, hey,

we're here to talk about rehab.

- I'm not talking about that. - Mike, c'mon.

- I'm not. - This is serious, okay?

- It is, man, this is cocaine you're talking about.

It's a hell of a drug. - It is.

- I just think you need to listen to your friends.

- Nobody cares what you think. - I'm gonna get out of here.

You guys take care of this. - Yeah, they got it,

they got it, you can go. - Mike.

- I'll call you, okay? - Okay, I'll talk you you.

- The fuck? You call her? You got her number?

You hitting it too, boy? Good shit, boy!

Bravo, young man! Bravo, young man!

- Mike, Mike. -I'll call you, Pam.

- Okay, thank you, Greg. - Don't fucking call her.

- Mike, Mike, that's fucked up, man.

- I don't give a fuck. - Mike, she cares about you.

Like, when do you-- like at some point, you gotta

see that, man. She literally cares about you.

- We care about you, man.

Does it matter? - Yes, it matters, Mike.

Can you tell us how this happened, man?

- What do you mean?

- Like when did it get out of hand, Mike?

- It's not out of hand. - Mike, Mike,

it's out of hand. Clearly.

- How do you know it's out of hand, sir?

- Mike! - Yes?

- You were in the bathroom, locked in there,

with cocaine all up in your nose,

how in the hell do you think it's not out of hand?

- You still got it in your back pocket.

- Like are you serious?

So tell me, how did it happen? - Yeah.

- I don't know, man. I just--I needed it for work,

I was getting behind. It helped me keep up

with everything. - And you couldn't tell us this?

- Nigga, you been in LA. What I'ma tell you?

- Listen, I have a colleague that can help us out.

It's just for the weekends, okay?

You just check in on the weekends, that's it.

It's really easy. - So the time you would

be doing cocaine, you'll be getting better.

- That's how getting help works.

- Just trying to help.

- So come on, you can try it out, right?

Right? - Okay.

- Okay. - Wait, wait, wait, wait,

can I bring anything with me? - Not cocaine.

Can't bring a fuckin' bag of cocaine,

I just hope you know that. Just you know--I don't know,

'cause niggas be thinking they can bring--

want to bring cocaine to the rehab, supposed to help

me off the cocaine, can't bring it--

- John! - A'ight, man, just people

don't know that. My cousin brought a brick to jail.

They said bring his belongings, this nigga bring a brick.

I just--some people don't know, so I ain't know if you know,

but you can't bring your cocaine,

Gotta let that go. - I got it.

- Okay. - Mm-hmm.

- Just so you know. - I know.

- I love you, man. I really--I really don't want

you to be on this man, for real. - I love you, too, man.

- I joke, man, but this, cocaine, bro--

drugs is serious, man.

- Alright, come on, man, pack your clothes, let's go.

- Can I get that bag up out you, man? Please?

Let me get that from you. - Yeah.

- Stop smiling and give me the shit, bro. Stop playing.

For real. - I'm not gonna give you my bag.

- Mike, for real, we just came to an understanding

that you going to go to rehab, so there's no point for you

to even have that now. There's no need for it.

- What are you doing, man? - Come on, give it to me.

- You're gonna get help, you're gonna get better, bro.

- This is the first step to being better, right now,

this is the moment. You gonna take it? Come on.

Please. Please, Mike, please.

- You said you wanted to get help.

- Yeah, I did say that, I know what I said.

- You know what really fucking sucks is that

Tom and Bill aren't here.

- Oh shit, I've been to jail, I got--hey, I can't

take this shit! Y'all tryin' to get me fuckin'--

here, take this! You a doctor, they think you know--

Don't be tryin' to sniff it, nigga.

- Okay.

- Listen, you know Tom would be here if his mom

wasn't sick, okay?

- And Bill? Bill would've been here, man,

but you know he getting married.

- He's doing what?

- Yeah, down at the Justice of Peace,30.

Ding, dum, ding.

- Wait, really? - He's really doing it?

- It looks like it. - Alright. Good job.

- You miss a whole life when you're doing drugs sometimes.

Man, come on. - Alright, come on,

let's go, let's pack your bags.

- You made your decision, man, come on.

- Ready? Go ahead.

Go ahead with your colleague. - I gotta go wash my hands.

- "My colleagues."

Come on, man, get your clothes.

You gonna put 'em--you ain't got no luggage

or nothing? - She fucking--

She threw a fuckin' picture at my head, bro.

Fuck her up. I'ma call my cousin,

I'm gonna get her fucked up. - She love you, bro.

-I'ma call my cousin. - Is this you packing?

- I know you not that high, you can't just walk out

with a few clothes in your arm. Get a suitcase!

- Nigga, you said it's outpatient,

that's like two days. This is like--

I've got options. - Get a luggage, Mike.

You've got money. - I got options.

- You got a bag, or something. Shit.

- Can you pick up my picture?

- Yes, I'll pick up your picture.

- Thank you. - This nigga's fucking high.

- He got cocaine on the back-- look all this shit,

this is cocaine right here. - You really don't help

at all, you know that, right?

- Nigga just-- -Wait, you doin' it too?

- No, I ain't doin' it, nigga, I was sniffing, nigga, go pack!

-Alright.

- Where the hell you been?

- Taking care of something, Ma. - What?

- Don't worry about it. - Ooh, I'm tired.

-Yeah? - That rush was horrible.

- Well, was it? - Mm-hmm.

-That's nice.

This is all we got? Is $56 in reciepts, Ma?

- You know how many damn sandwiches I had to make

for $56?

- Well, I'm sure you handled it, Ma.

- I did. I did. - Good job. Thank you.

- Thank you. - And I kept the damn $56.

- Ma, that's not-- that's not how this works.

- I don't give a shit, you left me in here.

- Fine, Ma. Have it.

- Thank you. You gonna borrow it back from me anyway.

- Okay. Enjoy. - Did you go to that wedding?

- What wedding? - Bill. It's after30.

- Yeah, I don't think he did that, Ma.

- You don't think he did? - No.

- How come you're so sure? - I know Bill,

and I know he wasn't ready. - I don't know.

- Yeah, but I ain't go, so yeah. - Well, where were you?

- Ma, don't worry about it, I was taking care of something,

okay? - Okay, fine, fine, fine,

but Bill had better had married that girl.

- Ma, you can't force a man to marry somebody

you don't want to marry. Like that's--

- Yes, yes, ain't that the truth?

You know, I remember-- - Oh my god, Ma--

- Yeah. You know, I'm gonna talk about Robert.

- Ma, I don't want to hear this. - He was the man.

- Okay. - Mm-hmm.

- Was he? - Yeah.

- That's what's up. - I wanted--I wanted him

to marry me real bad. - Okay. I don't care, Ma.

- You know what happened? - I'm sure you're gonna tell me,

go ahead. - He was ready. And I told him,

I said, "If you don't bring your ass in here and marry me"--

- Wait, in where? - The church.

- So you was cussing in the church?

- Every saint was a sinner.

- Ma, you've never been a saint, ever. Ever.

- Yes, I have, I'm a Christian. - Ma, please.

- Can I finish telling my fucking story?

- Sure, Christian, go ahead, Saint.

- Thank you, thank you, thank you.

-Because he's annointed you, huh?

- So look, so then, I was there. -Uh-huh.

- And he came in and said, "I will marry you

when I want to."

- Good for him. - Mm-hmm, and my daddy

got the shotgun. - Granddaddy?

- Yeah, I was pregnant. - Wait,

are we talking about my dad?

- Oh shit,

I'm talking too much. - Ma, are you talking about

my dad? - Don't ask me no questions.

- Ma, you the one started the conversation.

- I don't know why you asking me questions.

- Ma, I ain't ask you-- I didn't ask you no questions.

You the one started talk-- - Shit, don't be asking me that.

- You the one-- - Hey! Hey!

- Hi, Ms. Alice!

Okay, so what happened?

- We got married. - Congratulations.

- Thank you.

- So y'all went on and did it?

- Yep. - Oh, okay,

did you have a shotgun? - No.

- And he went in? - Yes.

- Oh, okay, congratulations!

- I would say I was happy for you, but, um...

- What? - Well you know, time will tell.

- What's that supposed to mean? - Look at him.

He don't look too happy. -But--

- Ma-- - He'll be fine.

-You sure? - Yeah.

- Just jitters. - He's fine.

- Jitters, huh? Yeah okay, come on girl,

let's go talk. - Okay, I'll be right back.

- Oh, you look so pretty!

- "I's married now." - Yeah.

Ah, boy.

- So you did it? - Yeah.

- How'd it feel? - I feel good. Feel good.

- She--she gone. Talk to me. Talk to me for real.

- I don't know, man. It's-- - Talk, tell me,

what's going on? - A'ight, look,

so we're there at the Justice of the Peace,

- Mm-hmm - We're just about to walk in,

I was about to tell her that I wasn't ready.

- Right. - But then I just did it.

- You did it? - Yeah, yeah.

- Well, congratulations. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- You'll be fine, you'll be good, it's alright.

- You think so?

Yes, I think so. - Yeah.

- You'll be good, man. - I'll tell you this,

I do love the hell out of that woman.

- Hey, and that love should be enough.

- That's funny, that's exactly what I told her.

- Yeah, yeah, you gonna be good.

- Yeah, but is it enough? - It's enough, man,

you'll be fine.

- But what about all these fine ass women out there?

- Bill, if it doesn't work out, you can always get a divorce.

- Yeah, that's what Greg said. - Yeah, see?

You gonna be good, bro, you know what I'm saying?

All you gotta do is to give it your all,

go for it, you know, see how it turn out.

- Yeah. Well, I'm in it. - You definitely in it.

You done signed all the papers, you in that.

- All the way. - You all in that.

- Yeah, all the way. - Let me ask you a question.

Did you get a prenup, though? - Well, no.

- Well maybe it's-- maybe not going to be

as simple as I thought. - No, J, don't do that--

- No no, I'm not trying to-- just maybe the divorce

won't be that simple, because-- - No.

- I want you to know both sides of it, I don't want--

- Nigga, I don't need both sides, I need you on my side.

- I'm trying to help you. - Alright.

- I'm trying to just tell you the truth.

- I don't need the truth. Thank you, though.

- Okay. - God.

- Well, congratulations. "I's married now."

- Who's I? - Y'all.

- Yeah. - "I," meaning y'all, not me.

- Yeah. - I'm good.

- You're a long way away from that, you gotta get a girlfriend

before you get married. - That's true.

- My bad, that-- - It don't bother me, I'm free.

- It's not for you. - You incarcerated, not me.

It's okay. Clink clink! It's all you.

No, just messing with you, you was cracking jokes on me,

it goes back. Goes both ways. - Okay.

- It's alright. You look nice, thought.

- Thank you. - I like the way you clean up.

- I like to play the part. - A little pinstripe.

You got your Steve Harvey on.

- Oh yeah. - We gotta go shopping.

- What? - Uh-huh, I'm gonna take her

to my favorite stop for some lingerie.

- Okay. - Oh, you ain't ready.

- Okay. Come here, baby, I'll see you at the house.

- Okay. Love you. - Love you.

- "We's married now." "We's married now."

"We's married now." - Love you so much!

- It's gonna be alright. Come on.

Yeah. Ah, ah, ah! Gonna be good! - Yeah, I'm good!

- You good? - Good!

- Man up! - Man up!

- Marriage.

-Yeah, I know. That's how I feel for you.

I feel the same way. Feel the same way.

It's gonna be alright. Just keep going.

It's going to be okay.

- Can I get a sandwich? - Sure, I got you. Let's go.

- I shouldn't have answered this.

-Pam? - What?

- Hey. I just wanted to call you to let you know

that I'm...at the rehab center.

- Good for you.

-Yeah. Yeah.

I'm actually here during the weekends, like you said,

and you know during the week I get to go to work,

and the meetings help me. - Well, good.

- I just--I want to apologize for everything.

-Okay.

- I may not be able to talk to you this weekend.

- Okay.

-Yeah, they make us give up our cellphones.

- Alright, well you need to do that.

I mean, you really need to get help, Mike.

- Yeah. What are you about to do?

-Uh. Just work out.

And relieve some stress.

- I see.

Look, Pam, I'm sorry for everything.

I know you were just trying to help.

- Look, Mike, as long as you're getting help,

I'm good with it then.

- You mean that? -Yeah.

I mean, not with you treating me like shit,

but yeah, with you getting help.

-Yeah, I know that's what you mean, I just...

- Okay, well, alright, have a good weekend.

- Wait, hey.

- What, Mike?

- I love you, babe.

I love you too.

- I'm gonna make this right, I promise.

- Okay. Alright. Well, don't think that

this is gonna be easy. -Yeah, I know.

- Alright, you know, you better.

This thing takes time, alright?

- I know. -And commitment.

- I know. - Alright, and because you know,

you're so good at hiding it. - I got it. I got it.

I'll fix it.

- Pam, I will just-- I'll talk to you later.

- Yeah, you do that. - I love you.

- I love you too, Mike.

- Bill. - Natalie...

- So, what happened?

- We got married.

- You did?

- Yep.

- Congrats.

- Thank you.

- So what are you doing here?

- I just wanted to talk to you.

- I told you, Bill, that I have someone

that you can talk to. - No, but you know me.

- But I already had sex with you so it's not good.

- I mean, that's never stopped you

from telling the truth.

- You're right.

- Look, I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.

This is stupid as hell.

I'm a man, I should know exactly what the hell I want.

- Well, we got to the root of this.

- I know, but... - But what?

- I love her. I love her so much,

and I want to be with her. But...

- But what?

- I want you too.

- Well, that's never going to happen.

- Yeah, I know. Just talking out loud.

- Well, you made your commitment, so...

now you gotta find somebody else to talk to,

and I have a great therapist, so...

- So, I guess this is, uh, goodbye.

- It is.

- I'm sorry.

- You'll be alright.

- What the hell is wrong with me?

I just got married,

and I want to cheat already. - No, don't put that shit on me.

- Okay, okay, I know. I know. - Bill--

- Look, I wanted you to--

- No, you know that's not gonna happen.

- Why?

- Because, Bill, this is your life,

you gotta make your own decisions.

- Yeah, yeah, I know.

- At some point, you've got to grow the fuck up.

- Is that the therapist talking?

- Nope, that's Natalie talking.

- You sounded like her.

- And you're standing here right now hard.

- No I'm not. - Bill, I can see it

from right here! - I mean it's your fault,

I mean, it's what you do to me. - Oh my god.

- Those yoga pants aren't-- - You need to go, Bill.

You need to go home now, you need to go home to your wife.