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- So you, you don't wanna get married?

I'm gonna be there, with my dress on, at30.

And if you don't show up,

then I know you've made your decision.

- I need some more therapy, okay?

How could I just want her when...

- When what?

- I see you standin' there and I want you too.

- You know it's possible

to want something and not have it, right?

- When am I gonna see you again, then?

- I'ma call you, I'm definitely gonna call you.

- When? - Uh...

- I told you this morning, I'm fine.

- Mike, hold up on that.

- You can get the fuck out, now.

- Mike, I know you're mad, but you need to back off.

- You think I'm mad? You ain't seen mad.

I swear to God.

- You're yelling. - Don't touch me.

- Please. - Don't touch me.

- Stop, back up.

- Pam. - Back up.

- I want you out of here. - I'm not leaving.

- Leave. - I'm not going anywhere.

- Pam, I will put you out of here.

- I'm not going anywhere.

- Pam, you don't believe me?

I will drag your ass out of here.

- No, you won't. You need to back up off me.

- I swear. - For real.

- I will drag you- - You need to go over there.

- Don't, don't put you hands on me.

- You know what? You know what? Where is it? Where is it?

- What are you talking about? - Where is it, huh?

- There's nothing, I don't have- - Where is it?

- Stop this, Stop! - Let me see!

- Step the fuck out.

- You said, you don't have a fucking problem?

- Get the fuck out.

- This shit looks like a fucking problem.

- Get the fuck out. Get out!

- What is this? - Get out!

- What is this? - Get out! Give me my shit.

- What is this? - Gimme my shit. Gimme my shit.

- Move, move, move.

I'm gonna throw this shit in the toilet.

- No you're not, give it to me. - Yes, I am.

- Give it to me. - Fuck you.

- Give it to me. - Fuck you, move.

- Give it to me. - Move, move.

- You better not ruin my shit. - You will not fuck me up.

- Gimme my shit.

Stop.

- Don't touch me.

Stop, don't touch me.

- Get off me. Get off me.

This is my shit. This is my shit.

This is my shit.

- Call Greg.

- Hello? - Hi.

- Hey. - How are you?

- I should be asking you that. - I'm fine.

- Did they go back to work?

- No actually, they sent me home for a day or so.

- Really? - Yeah, but I'm, I'm, I'm fine.

- If you say so.

- I am Greg, c'mon we already got past this, I'm good.

- Look, you know I just care about you, right?

- I know, and that makes me feel good.

How are you? - Good, it should.

- How's your day goin'? - It's goin'.

- Are you sure? What does that mean?

- Nuthin'. - Okay,

well, I was just calling because a girlfriend of mine,

is having an art show at the Bangshot.

I wanted to know, if you wanted to go.

- Uh, when is it? - Tonight, at00.

- Oh, I can't. I gotta go see my buddy.

- Oh, okay no, no worries.

- How long is it going on?

- Uh, three more weekends, I think.

- You're goin' tonight?

- Yeah, but I'll probably just call a girlfriend

and go with her. So, it's fine.

- Okay, um, if this all clears up,

can I come through?

- Sure, of course.

- Okay, cool.

- Yeah, y-you sound like you're driving.

Where you headed?

- Yeah um, I'm actually goin' to my buddy John's,

he works down at the um, he works at the sandwich shop.

- Oh, okay.

- Actually, I want you to meet my friends.

Like, it's been so long

since I been around 'em every day,

I forgot how much I missed 'em, you know?

- I'd, I'd love that.

- All right, I'm about to pull up,

so, I'm about to run in here, okay?

- Okay.

- All right, I'll talk to ya later.

- All right, bye.

- Ugh, hello? - Hey, hey.

Yo uh, I need to talk to you.

- Oh, yeah, I need to talk to you too.

- A'ight, well, me first. - Okay, go.

- Regina is givin' me until30 to meet her at

the Justice of the Peace to get married.

- Until30? - Today.

- Well, damn man. Congratulations.

- You, you, you jokin' right?

- I mean, you had to know this was comin'

after you crashed her wedding, man.

- I know, but, but this is like...

- Enough time, bro. Go and marry her.

- You think?

- Bill, it's marriage.

Okay, marriage is good for a man.

Like, I know mine didn't end up lasting,

but I'm glad I tried it out.

And if this doesn't work, then divorce is an option.

- Yeah but, then she can take everything I got.

- I'm sorry, what do you have again?

- Nigga, you know what I mean.

- Look, you shoulda thought about this before

you crashed her wedding.

- Yeah, I know, I know.

- I mean, literally crashed it.

- Bruh, I was there, I know, okay?

- So, go marry her.

- Damn, it's moments like this I wish I was talkin' to Mike.

- Why? - Cause, he'd be like,

naw bruh, don't do it, nigga.

- Well, you called me instead.

- Yes, cause you always had your shit together, G.

- Look, and I need to talk to ya about Mike too.

- Naw, I can't do that right now, mm-mm.

- No, this is serious, man. We need to meet at his place.

- What? No, no, I'm not goin', nope.

- What man? I'm thinkin' like,00 sharp.

- Okay.

- Yeah, hopefully, you're not on your honeymoon by then.

- Oh, okay. Now you really pushin' it, bruh.

- I mean, I'm just sayin'.

- Yeah, I gotta go, bruh. - Go get married?

- I'm not sure.

- Bill, shit. Do you love her?

- I love her wit' all my heart, bruh.

- And does she love you?

- That woman loves the hell outta me.

- Then go marry her. - All right.

Thanks, man.

- All right, bro.

- Hey. - Hey, Greg.

- Where's John? - He's in the back.

- Okay, I need to go talk to him.

- You ain't gonna ask me how I'm doin'?

- How are you doin' Ms. Alice?

- Well, I got a cold.

- No, not. - In my chest.

- Not, today Ms. Alice, please. I just-

- You don't believe me? - I just need to talk to John.

- See, y'all gonna learn one day.

- You're gonna be fine, okay? Can I talk to John, please?

- So, you don't care?

You don't care about the fact

that I got a chest, cold or somethin'?

- Ms. Alice.

It's okay, can I please talk to John?

Please, this is important, this is serious.

- John.

-- Yeah, Ma? -- Thank you.

- What kinda doctor are you?

He won't help me, John.

- Okay, Momma. - He ain't shit.

- All right. What's up, what's goin' on?

- I need to talk to you about Mike.

- What's goin' on?

- Look, we just need to meet at his place,

tonight at00, okay?

- Okay, tell me what's goin' on though.

- I'll let him tell ya.

- Tell me what the hell is goin' on, Greg.

- Look, I said, I'll let him tell you, okay?

- So, you came all the way over here

to tell me that?

- I mean, it's just a few blocks away,

it's not...

- You coulda called me,

why come all the way over here, for that?

- Because I came to pick up some sandwiches

for my colleagues.

- For your colleagues? Okay. - Yes, for my colleagues.

- A'ight.

- Yeah, I'm tryin' to support Black businesses, man.

Come in all the time. - I appreciate it.

Okay.

- You gonna, you gonna get to it?

- Yeah, I'ma let my Momma do it.

- Please don't, okay, uh,

she's gonna be flirtin' with me the whole time.

Please just- - That comes with the meal.

- Come on. - Flirtin' meal,

that's what we do.

- Please don't do that to me. I've had enough.

- Don't do that.

- Can you just make the sandwich?

- Please don't do that to me. I got you, okay.

He's just so black and white at the same time,

you have the muscle and please don't.

All right, I got you on the sandwiches,

but, but you gonna tell me what's going on with Mike?

- Yeah, we'll, we'll talk about it later.

- Oh, and I need to talk to you about this chick.

- Okay. - The chick I

was telling you about.

- Yeah, we can talk about all of that.

- Aight, fo sho.

Aight.

- This is Pam.

- What's Pam doin' calling you? - Hey Pam.

-Hey, Mike locked himself in the bathroom.

- Wait, what? -Yeah.

- What happened? What's goin' on?

-I dunno, but he has the drugs in there with him,

can you get over here?

- Okay, I'm on my way, all right?

-Okay, thank you.

- Hey, we gotta go.

- For what? - Come on, listen,

we can't wait until tonight. We have to go now, all right?

- Dude, what's goin' on?

- I'll tell you in the car, all right? Let's go.

We have to, we have to leave now.

- Okay, Ma.

- What? - Can you handle this please?

- Where the hell you goin'? - Ma, I'll be back.

Can you just take care of this, please?

- Well, who gonna handle this damn, uh,

lunch rush out there?

- Ma, aint nobody even here. - Oh shit.

-Come on John, let's go.

- Greg, tell me what the hell is goin' on.

- I'll tell ya in the car, man. We need to leave, now.

- Come on, let's go. - All right, fine, thank you.

-Hey, boy. - What Ma?

-You a son of a bitch.

- Come on Greg. -Go to hell.

- Let's go.

Thank you, Ms. Alice. - Yeah.

-We'll be back Ma, okay?

- Damn, that's me talkin' about myself.

- Mike, what are you doing?

- Don't fucking worry about me.

I need you to leave.

- I'm not leaving.

Mike.

- Why are you being such a bitch?

- All right, Mike.

You can, you can call me all kinds of names,

it's not gonna get me to leave.

Mike.

- Yeah.

- Open the door.

- Hey, you know I never really wanted you, right?

- Yeah, I know.

- I hate that I told you that.

- What?

You know what, can I just tell you something?

- Say, what you gotta say, bitch.

- What'd you call me?

- You fuckin' heard me. You heard me.

- Mike, my dad had a drug problem.

- Well, good for him. Don't give a fuck...

- And when I was nine,

He O-D'd and I...

I found him on the sofa.

With a needle in his arm, dead.

- Uh-uh, uh, listen, hey listen to this.

Listen to this.

Fuck you.

I don't give a fuck about your dead daddy

and his problems.

- That's what's gonna happen to you.

- Well, I'm not doin' heroin, okay?

- And you don't think cocaine can stop your heart?

Mike, it can.

Please, just open the door.

Please.

Please.

Mike,

I'm not gonna leave until you come outta the bathroom.

Mike.

- I'm not comin' out.

I'm not leavin' this bathroom.

- Okay, all right.

- I hope you don't have to piss for a while,

cause you're not comin' in here.

- You have pots out here, it's fine.

- Really? Don't fuck up my shit.

- Mike.

I'm not leaving.

Not until you come outta the bathroom.

- Well, I guess this is Occupy Mike, then, huh?

- Yeah, it is.

- Mike's on drugs.

- Yeah.

- Damn, like...

- You don't seem surprised.

- I thought he was done with that, man.

- Wait, you knew?

- I knew he did it, here and there.

Like, I didn't know he was doin' it-

- And you didn't tell me?

- Bro, like, he was doin' it every once in a while.

Weren't nothin' to tell you.

- What the hell?

Like, you supposed to, you need to tell me

somethin' like that, man.

- He is a grown man, bro.

- Bro, that shit can kill him, man.

- I know that, man.

- You shoulda told me.

- I know it, but he wanted to keep it between us, so.

- Somethin' that bad?

- I know man, that's, that's what he wanted to do.

- Man, this shit is crazy,

like, he's locked up in his bathroom right now.

- Why is he locked up in his bathroom?

- Because Pam tried to flush his drugs down the toilet.

- Shit. - Yeah.

And like, he was pissed about it, man.

- Look, I didn't know he was holdin' on to it like that.

- Yeah, he is.

- Damn, like, that's bad. - Tell me about it.

- Wow. - Have you tried it before?

- How you gonna open up and ask me some shit like that?

- You heard me, bro. Answer the question.

- I may have tried it once, like back in the-

- What the fuck?

- First of all, you a square boy.

Everybody tries somethin', once. It was once.

- All right, I'll have you know, I've tried it myself, okay?

- You? - Yeah. Me.

- Doctor Greg? - Yeah, but I'm a doctor,

so, I know the dangers of it and I never did it again.

- Well, uh,

You tried, what'd you try?

- I took a Molly.

- Okay. - What? This is serious.

- I know it's serious.

- So what, you and...

You and Mike, just do drugs, then?

- First of all, I don't do drugs.

I did it one time, okay?

You gotta have money to do cocaine.

I don't got that, y'know what I mean?

- That's not- - I'm more like...

a cigarette if I have money, but I don't smoke

But Nigga, I don't have no money to be doin' cocaine, anyway.

- That's not saying, you don't wanna do it.

- It, I don't do drugs.

I did it one time, as I told you, okay?

The one time I did it, I had my ass out and everything

with the purple outfit, I was just,

I was...

That's what I was doin',

but I was...

And you feel somethin'.

When you flipped the Molly, you didn't feel it?

- Don't do it again, man. - Okay.

- And Mike better not do it again.

- Thanks, Dad.

- Like, are y'all just out here keepin' secrets, like that?

- It was on- it wasn't keepin' secrets.

It was a- - Are you sure?

- Yes, it was just a secret. - You're not gonna do it again?

- I'm, We wasn't keepin' secrets, bro.

Hey, we here anyways.

We almost here, so, let's just go up.

- All right, y'all better tell me

if y'all start actin' up like that again, man.

- Who are you? You ain't no...

- I'm your brother, I'm lookin' out for you.

- Okay bro, watch where the hell you goin'.

- I know, I know how to drive, all right?

- You drivin' down a highway, you want me to jump out?

- We almost there, shit.

- Look how you say shit, bro. You and Tom, bro.

Man, school must take all your niggerisms out.

All your-

- A whole bunch of money in there, too.

- Hey, hey. - Is he still in here?

- Yeah, he's got everything in there.

- Mike.

-Look, y'all need to leave.

- Can you guys get the door open?

- Mike, come on, man. Come outta there, man.

Damn bro, you here too?

- Yes, I'm here bro. Come on.

-I already fucked it up.

John, John just go home.

- I'm not goin', hey, I will break down this door.

Come out now, man.

-Don't be fuckin' up my door.

- Bro, well, come out.

-Yo bitchass probably couldn't knock it down.

if you wanted to. - A'ight, you want me to try?

-Hey, don't be fuckin' up my shit.

- Then open the damn door, man.

-Yo, go home, and take her with you.

- Mike, I'm comin' in.

- Got a little hood in ya, I didn't know that.

- Mike. - What the hell?

- What are you doin'?

- Mike, man, come out here. Mike, come here, man.

Mike, come out here, man. Mike, please.

- You really been doin' this much coke, man?

- I told him anyway. - I don't wanna talk about it.

- Nigga, I told him about it, man.

- You told him about what?

- That we had did it once together, man,

and that you did it every once in a while, man,

but... - Okay, cool.

But is everybody out to betray me?

- Ain't nobody betrayin' you, Mike.

- She is. This one right here.

- No, no she's not. - Yes, she is.

She called you two. - She's trying to help you!

- I don't need your help!

- Listen, we're not leavin' until we talk about this, okay?

- Then, let's talk about it.

What, what do you got to say Dr. Greg?

- First, clean your nose off. You look crazy.

- You could just relax over there.

- Just get- - Pam, don't.

Please, please. - Hey, look, Mike.

You can do this, okay? - I know that.

- And we can find somebody to help you.

- I don't need help. - Nigga, you're sitting here

like Frosty the Snowman,

talkin' about you don't need help.

Oh, this nigga here.

- Look, you told me that you needed help.

And it's apparent that you do.

- Nobody asked you to say anything.

You just sit there and look cute, okay?

- Okay, you're not gonna talk to me like that.

- Mike, chill out, man. - Chill out, bro.

- She just care about you, man. Just like we do.

That's why we're here.

- I don't give a fuck, I don't care.

- Come on, Mike. She's just here to help.

We're all just here to help.

- No, she called you two. - And she did you a favor.

- No, no, I'm cool. I'm good.

- You're not cool, yo, you serious?

Your beard look white.

What's wrong with your fa- You been eatin' powder?

You look like you been eatin' powder donuts,

on your mustache. Shit.

- Don't touch me, don't touch me, bro.

What, are we about to have an intervention?

- Yes.

We're about to have an intervention, man. Yes.

- No, I'm good. I'm good.

- Mike.

- Hey, come sit your ass down, Mike, okay?

- Watch how you speak to me, I knocked your ass out before.

- And I knocked your ass out, before that, Mike.

I let you get away with that last shit,

that was just to make it even. - John-

- But don't think this is gonna be a fuckin' walk in the park.

And you're doin' crack, cocaine, whatever the fuck you doin'.

Come on, just sit down, man. I love ya,

I don't wanna fight ya in this position, okay?

I'm not tryin' to fuck you up, while you're high.

Then you gonna be callin',

talkin' about, what the fuck happened to my jaw?

And I'll be like, you was fucked up.

I don't wanna have another one of those.

So please, let's have a seat.

- You know, I'd knock your ass out again.

- I believe ya. - I will do it.

- Respect. - All right, thank you John.

- Your corny ass, you was supposed to be helping.

Let's help his ass, go.

- All right, Bill. All right.

- Hi. - Hi.