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Previously on "Bruh"...

- You told me you have a problem.

- Look, I'm fine. Trust me.

I need to talk to you. - Okay, talk.

- In person.

- What's gotten into you?

- She went to jail for murder. - Murder?

- What if I make her mad?

- Well, don't make her mad.

- So, will I see you again?

- Okay. - What are you doing here?

- I just got into a scuffle with a perp at work.

- What happened?

- I'm an officer.

I'm trained for this, okay? It's fine.

- I can't get married right now.

- So, what's the problem? - I should have known.

- Hey, Regina, how you doing? Good to see you.

- Come on with it, Bill.

- You couldn't tell me that she was behind me?

- No, he couldn't. - I didn't see her.

- Hey.

- Really?

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Damn.

- Hey, I'm gonna go ahead and leave.

I'mma let y'all--

- So you don't wanna get married?

- I'mma go and leave. - No, no, no, don't go.

- No, he can go. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

Alright.

- So, what is it?

- Look, I do want to marry you.

- But?

- Just not right now. - My God.

We've been through this before.

- I know. - Waiting for years.

I'm not doing this again. - I know.

- So, tell me.

Why aren't you ready?

- It just feels smothering.

- What?

- I mean, like, being married.

- Okay, but you--you ruined my wedding.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

And you swore up and down that you just wanted to be with me.

- Yeah.

- Yet here we are.

- Look, this is stupid.

I need some more therapy. Okay? - Oh, okay.

So you think that I'm going to wait for you

while you figure all that out?

- I mean, I hope you would.

- No, I'm not.

- That ain't right, Regina. - That's not--

Are you kidding me right now? You really--

- No, no, I know. I know, I know.

- You know? - Yeah.

- Okay, 'cause I was happy.

- No, you weren't.

- I was, Bill.

- If you were happy you wouldn't be here with me right now.

- You know what?

You're absolutely correct about that.

- You know, let's not-- let's not argue.

I love you. Okay? - No.

Here's what I'm going to do, okay?

I'm gonna go to the place, I'll just text you the address.

I'm gonna be there with my dress on at30,

and if you don't show up, then I know you've made

your decision.

- Are you giving me an ultimatum?

- Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.

- Damn, Regina. - Yeah, if you don't show up,

I know that you've made

your decision. - Regina--

- It's that simple. No, I'm not doing this.

- Regina... - I'm not.

-- - 30? 3?

- 45,- 30?

- Nigga, you fuck up on the regula'.

- I mean, damn.

This some bullshit. - Ma. Ma.

Don't kick the man while he's down.

- When you supposed to kick him?

When he's up so he can kick your ass?

-Ma. - I'm smarter than that.

- Ma, let me talk to him, please.

- No, I want to talk to him. - Here we go.

- No, no. You go on and call your serial killer.

- Ma, she's not a serial killer.

- Wasn't she eating cereal this morning?

- Ma-- Yeah, yeah, she was.

- And she killed somebody?

- Yeah.

- That make that bitch a cereal killer.

Now, get out of my damn face.

- Ms. Alice, I know.

- Oh, okay. I got a question though.

- What is it?

- Is it your dick? - What?

- I mean, is it your dick that doing the picking?

- I'm not about to talk to you about my private parts.

- Ah, nigga, your parts done been everywhere.

That ain't private.

- Ms. Alice, come on.

- What?

- I just--I'm just confused.

- Oh, I know what it is.

You break up her wedding so you can have her to be free.

- No, no, I didn't do it-- it's not like that.

- No, no, it's exactly that.

Nigga, you need to make up your mind.

Hey, you can't have it all.

Either you're gonna be with that woman and settle down

or you're going to be a ho in the streets.

- I don't want to be that.

- What's wrong with marrying her?

- No, I was talking about I don't wanna be--

- A ho in the streets? - Yeah.

- What's wrong with a ho in the streets?

- Ms. Alice.

- Nigga, what I'm trying to say is whatever you want,

make a damn choice.

Make a commitment.

Make a choice.

- I know.

- Oh, you figured it out now?

- I mean, I will.

- Uh-huh, well you got a few hours.

- Yeah, you're right. Damn.

- See?

You on that bullshit.

Get your ass out my store.

- Ms. Alice, you being for real right now?

- Yeah, yeah, get your ass out of here

'cause you too damn fine to be this stupid.

- Wow. Right now?

- Yeah, right now.

- Alright.

Alright, J.

- You need to walk a little faster.

- Okay!

- Nigga, big dick dumb Bill.

- Sorry, I thought--

- Pam?

- Hey. - Hey.

- How are you? You're...

Tom's friend. Can I come in?

- Yeah, sure. Have a seat.

- Have you seen Tom? I was looking for him.

- Oh, Tom's in Ohio.

His mother's ill.

- Oh.

- Is there anything I can-- - No. Oh, damn.

Umm, it's about Mike.

You don't-- - Yeah, Mike's a close friend.

- Oh, you know Mike? - Yeah.

- Wait, Greg from LA? - Yes.

-- He's talked about you. -- Yeah.

- He's talked about you.

- Yeah I've known Mike since college, he's--

I was actually on the phone with him earlier.

I'm a little worried about him.

- Yeah, it's--

This is serious. - Really?

- You're making me nervous standing so close.

You're making me nervous.

Just, yeah, just--sorry, it's been a crazy morning.

And--

Um, I'm gonna tell you this but I really need you

to keep it between you and I. - Okay.

What is it? - All right.

I was gonna talk to Tom about it because he's a doctor.

- As am I.

- I see.

- What's up? What is it?

- So because you guys are like all friends--

- Yeah, Mike's like a brother to me.

- Yeah, and I really think he needs you right now.

- I'm gonna be there for him.

- Promise me.

- Pam, what's going on?

- No, I'm not gonna talk to you until you promise me.

- Okay, okay. I promise. - Promise!

- I promise you. What's up?

Mike has a--

He has a coke problem.

- What?

- Yeah.

- I mean, I knew it was something.

But cocaine?

- Yeah.

He told me he's an addict.

- I don't even know what to say about that.

- Listen, I tried to get him into a rehab program,

but this morning he left,

and said he was fine and--

- How long have you known about this?

- He just told me last night.

- Damn. Mike.

Wait. Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm telling you.

He said that that's why he's been behaving so abrasively.

- Oh my. Oh my goodness.

- So you had no idea?

- I'm--like, I'm a doctor, right?

- Did you--did you know?

- No, like, I know the signs.

It's crossed my mind before, okay, but--

- Maybe you missed them.

- I don't--clearly. I don't know.

- So the only reason I told you is because I think

you should know.

I just don't know what to do, you know?

- I'm--I'm gonna call him,

I'll talk to him. - No, no, no, no.

No, no, you can't do that. You can't do that.

- Pam, I have to-- - No, you can't.

If you--if you tell him that I told you,

he's gonna be furious. He barely told me.

- So what do you want me to do?

That's my boy, like, I gotta be there for him.

- I know. Okay, can you--

Okay, just do this, um, can you come to his apartment tonight

for dinner and I will tell him that I told you.

Please, please.

- I can't, I have to-- - Please, please.

-Okay. Okay. - Um, I'll--can I

put my number in your phone? - Yeah.

- Just text me, and I'll text you

the...time and everything.

Um, I'm sorry, I didn't--

- Yeah, I'm sorry too.

Shit.

Like, of all the things.

- And you had no idea? - No! I, I, I--

- Why are you acting like you know?

- I don't know.

It's just I saw him acting abrasively, okay.

-You did?

- And I figured something was going on.

I thought it was deep and that he was stressed but...

drugs just--it just didn't seem like Mike. You know?

I didn't think he would do that. - Okay, alright.

Honestly, I feel like at this point

all of you guys are lying to me.

But just be at his house. I'll text you. Please.

- Okay. Okay.

- Um...

I'm sorry. - Yeah, me too.

- I'll see you. - I'll talk to you later.

- Hi. - Hey.

- How are you? - How you doing?

- Woo, busy.

You know, there's a lot going on but--yup.

- Ain't nobody in here.

- Oh, I just-- it was the lunch rush.

It was just, you know...

Woo, it was, like, a lot of people.

Like a lot. I'm so tired.

- Oh, it's 10 a.m.

- Oh, I meant the breakfast rush.

There's so many people, I forgot it was breakfast.

We served like bacon, little wraps and stuff.

- Okay.

- So what brings you by here?

- Um...

is this yours?

- Yes, those are all my items.

- Yeah, sorry.

I must have took 'em by accident.

- You took a can opener,

a watch, and a remote by accident?

- Yeah, I was in a rush.

I guess it fell in my purse.

Just jumped in there? - Yeah, just bew.

- It's crazy, it's all good, though. It's cool.

Thank you for bringing it by, I appreciate it.

- Yeah. So you want to get together later?

- Later?

Like, pssh, it's crazy you say later.

I was supposed to meet the guys later.

We had this--we had this-- you know,

this appointment we do every--what's today?

- You--you're getting with the jackasses today?

- Yeah, we meet up all the time. Yeah, the guys.

- Okay. Well, can I come?

- Oh, no, it's like a guy thing.

So, I don't--I don't think you would want to be there.

Guy stuff.

- A guy thing? - Yeah.

You're such a beautiful woman, yeah.

- Okay, well what do y'all do, like get together

and go after women?

- No, no, nothing like that. No, nothing like that.

We just do guy stuff, talk about guy stuff,

watch guy stuff.

- Well, why can't I come?

I'm like one of the guys.

- You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm down.

- It just wouldn't be--it would be weird for the guys.

See, I gotta call them, and Tom's at the hospital.

You know-- - Is he okay?

- No, no, he works at the hospital.

He's a doctor, so that's his job.

But it would be hard to communicate with them.

They--'cause we all, you know, leave our worlds

and come together. It's a meeting.

I'm sorry. - I get it, I get it.

- I'm sorry. - Yeah.

So, when am I gonna see you again?

I'mma call you.

I'm definitely gonna call you. - When?

- Oh, oh, okay.

Okay cool.

Probably got a little range. You sing?

- What? - No, never mind.

Um, I'mma call you... as soon as I get a break.

I promise you, I'mma hit you. Yeah.

- Okay. - Okay, cool.

- Well, maybe after you finish up with the guys,

you can come by the bar and we can get a drink.

- Oh okay, yeah, we can do that.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- You gonna call me? - For sure.

But if I can't make the bar thing tonight,

I'm gonna let you know for sure.

'Cause I might, you know, like...

it might go over.

Doing guy stuff, sometimes we get wild, you know what I'm--

But I'mma let you know.

- Okay cool. Well, um--

- Yeah, well, um, yeah.

I'mma get these sandwiches ready.

Get ready for this-- - Ready for what?

- Uh, the lunch rush.

Yeah, they come in wantin' it.

- The lunch rush? - Yeah.

- Okay, well can I get some lunch?

Can I get a sandwich or something, damn?

- No, I got you. You want a sandwich? I can do that.

What you want? - Yeah, um...

what do you have that's vegan?

- Vegan? We have a veggie wrap.

You want a veggie wrap? - Okay, yeah.

Let me get that with some ham.

- Yeah, that's--that's not vegan.

- Yeah, I'm like kind of vegan.

- Okay, whatever works for you. I got you.

- Double the ham.

- So you just want a ham sandwich pretty much?

- No, I want a veggie wrap with ham.

- Which is totally different than a ham sandwich?

- Yeah.

- 'Cause it's just ham with vegetables--never mind.

I got you, don't worry about it. Cool.

- Look how you grabbing that sandwich.

- Rolling it all tight with your strong hands and shit.

Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.

Here you go, it's on the house. Enjoy.

- Thank you. - Alright.

But yeah, I'mma call you. - Well, I guess--

You'll call me? - Yeah, definitely.

- When?

- Um, when I get a break.

- What time?

- I don't have a time 'cause I'm working.

- But you just said when you get a break.

So you don't know what time you take a break?

- 'Cause when you have your own business

that's--that's what happens. You don't know.

You get a break when they stop coming in here so--

- Your lunch rush is at 12.

I'm gonna be waiting at 15.

And if you're busy,

just text me and then you can call me at 1.

- Okay, got you. - Okay. Got it?

- Yeah, I got it.

- Bye. - Bye.

- You better get it.

Oh, okay, okay.

- So good to see you. - Appreciate you.

Good to see you. - Don't forget to call me.

-15. Alright. - Bye.

- Bye.

- See, I just said I didn't like that.

-Damn.

- What?

- I was just watching you lie.

- Ma, ain't nobody lying.

- I taught you well, baby.

You lie better than me.

- It's--it's not funny.

- I ain't trying to be funny.

Why don't you just tell your serial killer

you don't want her?

- Ma, first of all, I'm trying to let her down easy, okay?

- Son, lying to a woman is never letting her down easy.

- Okay. What would you like me to do, Ma?

- Say, "Crazy bitch, I don't like you."

- Ma, that's not what I'm about to do.

- Yeah, yeah.

Tell her you don't want her and tell her you're scared of her.

- What? I'm not scared of her. - More lies.

- Ma, don't you have something you could be doing?

- Ain't nobody in here.

- Okay, find something to do, please.

Like, put yourself to work.

- Oh, you want me to make up some shit like you just did?

- You know what? I'mma go in the office.

- And not do a damn thing.

Well, shit, you do something. I'm busy.

- What? Okay-- - Get your ass on.

- Oh! Oh my God.

Hello?

-Hey.

- Hey.

- When are you gonna call me?

- You just left.

- I'm just kidding.

Okay, I know.

- I--I did want to ask you something.

-Okay, what's up?

-Are we good?

- Yeah, yeah, we're good.

- No, it's just that you're acting real strange.

-Am I?

-Yeah, you are.

Like something's up.

You're just-- - Ain't nothing up.

I'm just chilling. Yeah, we're good.

- Okay, so you're gonna holla at me later?

-Yeah, for sure.

-Okay.

Well after you're done with your boys,

come by the bar and grab a drink with me.

-Okay, for sure.

Oh, but if, but if I'm--

if it's late and I can't make it, I'mma let you know. Okay?

- Okay. -Okay.

-Alright, well I'll talk to you later.

- Okay, alright, bye.

- Bill. - Hey, Nat.

- You should not be here right now.

- Look, I just want to talk to you.

- Well, you should've made an appointment to talk to me.

- Girl, ain't nobody in here.

- Bill, I'm trying to help you but you can't just

come in here and drop in like this.

- She wants to get married today.

- Regina?

-Yeah.

- Well, you should go do that.

- Come on, Nat, come on.

-What?

- I'm not sure I'm ready.

- Didn't you just ruin that girl's wedding?!

- Wedding. Yeah, apparently, that got--

- And you're not sure you're ready?

- I--I got to get this thing figured out by30.

- Ooh. Damn.

That's a lot of pressure.

- Trust me.

I'm definitely feeling it.

- What's your fear?

Hmm-mm. - I don't know.

- You do. Identify it.

- Not being there.

- That's one.

- Not being enough.

- That works too.

- And wanting other women.

- That's the root.

- I mean, how can I just want her when--

- When what?

- I see you standing there and I want you too.

- Bill, you know it's possible to want something

and not have it, right?

- Yeah, I know.

-Do you?

Or have you always gotten what you wanted?

- No, I haven't.

-Exactly.

So what you need to do is know

that you can want something and not have it

and realize that she should be all that you need.

- I know.

- So you need to go ahead and make your decision.

- That's all you got for me?

- I have another class.

- So, this yoga therapy shit really work?

- You're here, ain't you? - All right.

So do you think I should--

- I think you need to do what's best for you.

- I don't know what that is.

- Well, you gonna have a real hard30.

- Come on now--

- Bill! You need to go.

- Really?

- Yes.

You need to go. - Okay.

- I can't.

- Namaste.

No, I mean, I'm gonna go actually.

Alright, I'm going.

- Shit.

That girl should not be demanding that he do that.

Can't end well at all.

- Hi.

- Where have you been?

- I was at the--

- Don't lie to me.

- What are you doing here?

- I asked you a question.

-Aren't you supposed to be at work?

-I saw your car.

- What?

- Pulling out of the hospital parking lot. I saw you.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. I don't like it.

- Mike...

- Did you talk to Greg?

- Yes.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, I had to.

- You had to?

- Yeah, 'cause you need help.

- I told you this morning, I'm fine.

- Then why did you tell me you had a problem?

- See, you bitches be doing too much--

- Mike, hold up on that--

- I tell you bitches something and you can't be trusted.

- Have you been using? - Why? Why, because I'm mad?

What, that's gonna be the excuse now?

You betray me and I get mad, so now I'm using?

- Because you're being an asshole.

- You don't know shit.

You didn't know shit until I told you.

- Okay, well, I told him because I care.

You've known him since college.

He's worried about you.

I'm worried about you.

- You don't give a shit.

You don't give a fuck.

- Okay, I'm sick of this shit.

- Okay, you just want them to think you're so fucking perfect.

-Stop it.

Just stop it.

- I'm not stopping nothing.

You're gonna hear me. You know what...

- I'm trying to help you.

- I don't need your help.

I don't need your fucking help, okay?

I don't need you.

- Okay, so what am I supposed to do with this?

- You can get out. - I'm sick of this shit.

- You can get thef fuck out now.

- No, I'm not leaving.

- Pam. - I'm not, I'm not gonna go.

I'm not gonna let you do

this to yourself. - Pam, I will drag your ass

out of here. - No you won't.

- You don't believe me?

- No.

- Okay.

Okay. - Mike...