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Previously on "Bruh"...
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- I want to make love to you.
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- How do I know that once we do,
you won't just up and leave?
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- We should go back to your
spot. It'll be nice to meet her.
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- You wanna meet my mama?
- Yes, I do.
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- Who says I'm not pregnant?
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- You may have started
menopause.
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- What the hell? I'm not old!
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- You change like
the wind, Mike.
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- I have a cocaine problem.
- What?
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Hmm, what?
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- Yeah.
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I tried to keep it
from the guys, but,
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I'm addicted to it.
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I need to get some help.
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Say something. That
was hard for me to say.
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- How long?
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- It's gotten worse over
the last three years.
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- Is that the only drug?
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- Sometimes I do heroin.
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- Mike.
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- Yeah, that's why I'm
out of my mind sometimes.
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- Do you want help?
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- Yeah.
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- Hey.
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Do you really want help?
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- Yes.
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- I'm just shocked
I didn't spot it.
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- I know, I'm good at--
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- Covering. I see.
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-Yeah.
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What do I do?
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- I don't know.
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I have a friend that
went to rehab, um--
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- No.
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-Just listen.
- I'm not going to rehab.
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-No, just listen.
- I'm not going to rehab.
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-Listen,
it was outpatient,
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and she's doing really well.
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Come here.
She's doing really well.
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- If my job finds out, I'm--
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- No, I know, I get that,
but, hey, let's just,
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no, let's just call her.
We'll just call her.
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- No, you call her.
- Okay, no, I'll call her.
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Hey, but you can listen?
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- I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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- Listen, let's just
get you some help,
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and then you can worry
about being sorry.
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- You know I love you so much.
I'm sorry.
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- Mike.
- I'm sorry.
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- Please, Mike.
-I'm sorry, forgive me.
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- Okay, I hear you.
-Forgive me, please.
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- Let's just get you some help.
- Tell me you forgive me.
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- I forgive you.
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I do.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- That was good.
- Yes, it was.
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- It wasn't bad
for vegan linguine.
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Sometimes they have, like,
this, like, really weird
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cheese sauce on it.
But it's good.
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- Well, it looks terrible,
but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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-Okay, thank you,
I would appreciate you
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not insulting my meal!
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- I'm just sayin'.
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- Oh, it's late.
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I should probably leave.
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- Oh, wait, don't go.
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- Look, Greg, I--
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- You what?
- I have to.
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- Why?
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- Because if I stay,
I'm gonna do something
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I don't wanna do, so...
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- Sounds like it's all the
more reason for you to stay.
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- Sounds like more reasons for
you to try and get me to stay.
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- Okay.
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What do I have to do...
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To get you...
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To stay?
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Um, there's, um, there's
nothing that you can, um,
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that you can do.
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- Really?
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- Yeah, I'm...
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I'm sorry.
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- It's okay.
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I'm sorry, it's...
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It's just been a long time
since I've been this excited
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about a beautiful woman.
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- Really?
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- Yeah, like, me and my wife,
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we didn't even sleep in
the same bedroom, you know?
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-You never told
me about your wife.
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- Oh, I don't really want...
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I don't really want
to talk about that.
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- Why not? I would love to hear
about your wife.
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- No, trust me, you don't.
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It's, it's ugly.
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It's, you know, it's personal.
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- Okay, well, I guess you have
the right to remain silent.
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But I really think
I'm gonna get going.
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- You're really gonna leave?
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- Yes.
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- Okay.
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- And there's nothing
you can do to stop me.
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- That's fine.
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I wouldn't want
to stop you, okay?
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I want you to want
to be with me.
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- Right, and you know, I'm
pretty good at jiu-jitsu.
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- I see that!
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You being out there on
the front lines like that.
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-Yeah. All right,
so I'm gonna say good night.
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- Good night! Um--
- Good night.
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- Yes, I will, uh, I
will see you tomorrow.
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- Movie?
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- Uh, okay, I can do that.
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- I'll text you in the morning.
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- Okay, all right, good night.
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-Good night.
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Although yours is gonna
be much better than mine.
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- And what makes you say that?
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- Well--
-Greg, don't...
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Don't think I don't want to.
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I want to.
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I have not been fucked
since quarantine.
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I'm sorry, did I just say that?
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I've had too much to drink.
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Um, I'm, good night.
-Okay.
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- I will see you later.
Good night.
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- Good night.
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-Ooh!
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Whoo!
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-Here it is.
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- Wow.
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- Told you.
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So, uh, cool, you
done seen the place, so let's--
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- No. It's exactly
what I thought it would be.
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- Yeah.
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So, you asked to see my place?
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This is my place.
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Now we can go to your house.
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- No, I got four roommates.
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- You got four roommates?
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- Is that judgment?
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- I'm not judging you, I'm--
- Okay.
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- I didn't know you had four.
Like, one, two, three, four?
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- Yeah, uno, dos, quatro, ocho,
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so we definitely not
going to my spot.
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- All right, cool.
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- You got something I can drink?
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- Um, yeah, somewhere.
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I can get you something.
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Oh, the drinks over there.
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- I see it right here.
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Ooh, this is it.
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-No, oh, no, the
drinks is usually...
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No, that's my
mama's right there.
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- Ooh, that's that good shit!
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's my mama drink, so,
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I'll just find you
something else.
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- Okay, well, where she at?
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- Yeah, she's probably sleeping.
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It's pretty late.
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- No, I wasn't.
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- Hey, ma.
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- Who is this?
- Hi, I'm Littia.
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-Yeah.
- I don't really give a damn.
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- Ma--
- But you gon' put my shit down.
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- My bad.
- She didn't know, ma.
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- And you
gon' bring her in here
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like a damn rescue cat?
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-Ma, come on with that,
okay? This...
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Ma, please, could you go to bed?
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- I like her! She is funny!
- Bitch, you don't know me.
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-Ma!
- Ooh, and she feisty, too!
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-Oh, she
trying to get killed!
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-Ma, see, see, look,
good night, thank you, I'm--
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- Get her ass outta here.
-Ma, no, no.
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- Well, take her to the
part you pay rent on.
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- Ma.
- Like that damn refrigerator.
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That's the biggest
square foot that you get.
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This motherfucker pay the rent
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then borrow the
money back from me.
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- Ma, please, good night, okay?
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I pay rent on all this house.
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Please go to bed.
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- Not in the last six months.
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- Oh!
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- So, technically, I
should evict your ass.
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- Ma, please.
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- No, no, no, I'm already upset!
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Shit, I don't get
no period no more!
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- What?
Ma, that's not important to us.
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I'm sorry, but I
don't wanna hear that.
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- And I thought I was pregnant.
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- What, how would you...
Ma, you can't get pregnant.
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- Well, I'm just getting old.
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-Ma, you been old.
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You been old, ma.
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- But they ain't
gonna want me no more.
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- Who ain't gonna want you?
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Ma, good night, please.
Good night.
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- And then you bring
this hussy in here.
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- Ma, come on with that.
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- Yeah. Shit, I used to be young
like that and tight.
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Yeah, tight like that.
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Mine was real. That's fake shit.
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-Ma, it is real.
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-It ain't real.
- No, it's real,
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but you still look
really good to me.
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- You a lesbian?
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- No.
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- 'Cause I don't do women.
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-Ma, she's not a lesbian.
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She's giving you a
compliment, okay?
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- I think you are so beautiful.
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- Oh, shit.
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I like her!
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- Oh, now you like her?
- Yeah.
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Well, y'all go on and talk.
- Okay.
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- And, uh, John, let
her drink my drink.
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I don't know what the
fuck you doing with him,
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but it's nice to meet you.
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- Thank you, ma.
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Have a good night.
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- I will.
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- Ma, you still standing there.
Good night.
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- I know.
-Wait, you just said,
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you know, "Have a good
night"--
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- Girl, let me save
you a lot of time.
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I hate when this shit happen.
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- Mama.
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- You invest all this time.
-Yeah.
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-Getting dressed up.
- Yeah.
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-Put on your best shoes.
Motherfucker got a little dick.
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- Oh, no.
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-I'm just
trying to tell you,
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that's a little
dick right there.
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-Ma, forget
what I'm talking about.
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Just good night, okay,
thank you, thank you.
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- Don't be pushing me.
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- Nobody pushing
you, good night, ma!
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You said good night,
you said--
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- It was nice meeting you, hon.
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-Ma, you just said it was
nice meeting you! Good night!
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- Nice to meet you too!
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- The fuck you keep putting me
in a damn circle for, bih?
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- Ma, you just said good night.
- You put your hands on me--
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-Okay, mama, I'm not
trying to put my hands on you.
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Can you go to bed, please?
- I'm going!
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But I can hear every
fucking thing in here,
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so if you're thinking
about fucking,
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I'm gon' hear it.
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Of course, I won't,
254
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:05,586
but she ain't gonna
be making no noise.
255
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,931
Good night.
256
00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:14,241
- So, um, hm, yeah,
that was my mama.
257
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,310
Uh, weird as hell.
258
00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:17,965
All the stuff she was
saying, though, it ain't--
259
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:18,862
- She's cute!
260
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,931
- Yeah, cute and crazy, yes.
261
00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:23,241
She keeps her axe and
pistol by her door and--
262
00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:25,965
- What?
263
00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:28,827
- Why is that right there?
264
00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:30,655
Is this you?
265
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,482
- Yes, that's me.
266
00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:33,827
- What grade is this?
267
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:35,241
- Sixth grade.
-Damn.
268
00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:38,103
- Okay, I know.
I grew into my face, though.
269
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:40,068
- Mm, not really, but...
270
00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:44,448
- You should see my
sixth-grade picture. It's crazy.
271
00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:46,620
- Well, pull it out.
You saw mine!
272
00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:48,103
-Mm, no.
273
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,448
- If you gon' see mine, then
you gotta show me yours.
274
00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:51,931
Come on.
275
00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:54,172
- Okay, fine, but first,
you gotta pour me a drink.
276
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:58,172
-You bet. All right,
scoot over, I got you.
277
00:11:58,275 --> 00:11:59,896
Mm.
278
00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:03,241
-Hey!
Don't give her too much!
279
00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:04,965
That shit strong!
280
00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,379
- Damn, these walls are thin.
281
00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:08,310
Good night, ma!
282
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,655
Good night!
283
00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:13,620
-I know
these walls are thin.
284
00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:16,379
- Okay, thanks
for sharing again.
285
00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:19,241
Good night.
286
00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:21,724
Okay, here you go.
287
00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:22,827
I'm sorry, that was before you.
288
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:25,103
- It's okay.
- Um--
289
00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:27,965
- Don't pour too much, 'cause
you know I'm on that bike.
290
00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:29,758
-Hey, if it's too
much, you could stay here.
291
00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:32,344
-Mm, no,
I already told you.
292
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,896
- Listen, I know what you said.
293
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,448
If you stay, you
can stay in my room.
294
00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:36,724
I stay on the couch.
295
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,034
- Okay.
- All right?
296
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,896
- But you know, I don't
know you like that.
297
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,517
- You don't know
me like that yet.
298
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,517
- Yet?
299
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,586
- I don't mean like that.
300
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,034
I mean, you feel comfortable.
301
00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:47,827
You're at my house, you
met my mom, crazy and all.
302
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,689
You know, you in good hands.
303
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:51,068
- I guess you right.
304
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:54,793
So you gonna pour
you some or what?
305
00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:55,931
- I'ma pour it up.
306
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,275
- Pour it up, pour it up!
307
00:12:57,379 --> 00:12:58,655
- Pour it up, pour it up!
308
00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:00,793
-Pour it up, pour
it up, hey, hey, hey!
309
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,724
- Let's get it!
- Oh, okay.
310
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:04,034
- Go crazy.
311
00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:07,068
-Hey!
Shut the fuck up out there!
312
00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,068
- I'm glad.
313
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:15,068
- What'd she say?
314
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:20,068
- Um, they can see
you tomorrow, so...
315
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:22,793
- Okay.
316
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:26,068
- Why didn't you tell me?
317
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,310
- Listen, I couldn't
even tell myself.
318
00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:31,620
Pam, don't be mad.
319
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,517
- I'm not mad at you.
320
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,586
It's just a lot, you know?
321
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,206
- Yeah.
322
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,620
- And I'm not gonna
carry this by myself.
323
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:42,517
- What are you talking about?
I'm the one with the problem.
324
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,275
- Okay, you need
to tell your boys.
325
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,965
- No, I'm not doing that.
326
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,344
- Mike, you need to tell them.
327
00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:51,689
- No. They look up to me.
328
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:54,310
- No, they don't.
- Yes, they do.
329
00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:56,172
- Look...
330
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:58,931
If you don't tell them,
um, I can't help you.
331
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:02,620
It's not gonna work.
332
00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:05,310
- Why do they need to know?
333
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:07,827
- Because they love you.
334
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,827
- Shit.
- They do.
335
00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:13,000
- If you say so.
336
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:18,000
- And they're gonna help you
stay on the path to being clean.
337
00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,620
- Can we just try it
with your girl first
338
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:21,034
before we go down that route?
339
00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:22,206
- No.
340
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,344
- Why?
341
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:27,862
- Because you're with
them all the time.
342
00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:29,620
You drink with them.
343
00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:33,965
- I don't have a
problem with drinking.
344
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,448
- Do you hear yourself?
345
00:14:36,551 --> 00:14:38,689
- What?
346
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:40,689
- Mike, you need to tell them.
347
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,034
I can't watch you all the time.
348
00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:44,448
- I don't need to be watched.
349
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,448
- Okay, all right.
350
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,310
So I guess you're just
gonna make this harder
351
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,000
than it has to be.
352
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:52,137
- I'm the one with the problem.
353
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:54,586
- All right, Mike, well, you're
gonna have a few problems
354
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:56,482
if you don't tell them.
355
00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,931
- Can I try it on my own first?
356
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:00,379
- I don't like that.
357
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,310
- I know you don't like
that, but let me just try.
358
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:06,758
- Okay, you know what, fine,
but I know it's not gonna work.
359
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,965
- How do you know
it's not gonna work?
360
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:13,448
- Because you need people
in the fight with you.
361
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,793
- Okay, well, just give
me the first 30 days.
362
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:24,275
Hey.
363
00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,517
Pam.
364
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,413
30 days.
365
00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:33,551
Try it on my own, and
then if that doesn't work,
366
00:15:33,655 --> 00:15:35,206
I'll tell them.
367
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:44,551
- How will they know?
No, how will they know?
368
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:47,103
- What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
369
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:50,344
- Mike, you've been hiding
this shit right in their face.
370
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:54,517
How will they know?
371
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,034
- You're asking weird questions.
372
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:02,689
- All right, I see you don't
want to talk about it.
373
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:05,931
- I'm just tired.
374
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,482
It's late, I'm tired.
We can just--
375
00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:09,103
- Okay.
- I just want to go to bed.
376
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,275
Let's just go to bed.
377
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,655
- All right.
- Where are you going?
378
00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,068
- I'm gonna go home.
379
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,034
- No, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam,
Pam, Pam, don't go home.
380
00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:17,482
- Let go.
- I need you tonight.
381
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,068
- Mike--
- Please? Please?
382
00:16:19,172 --> 00:16:21,000
Please, I need you.
383
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:24,827
Please.
384
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:27,206
Please stay.
385
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:30,344
- Fine.
386
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,034
- Please stay.
387
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,172
I'll get help.
388
00:16:39,827 --> 00:16:43,068
- John?
- Oh, ooh!
389
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:45,586
Make my spirit hot.
390
00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:47,965
- Why are you here?
391
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:49,931
- This where I live.
392
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,689
This where I am.
393
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:55,413
- No, I mean, financially.
394
00:16:55,517 --> 00:17:00,241
Why are you living
here like this?
395
00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:09,896
- I don't know how
to tell you this,
396
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,241
but I was in jail for a while.
397
00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:16,034
- I know.
398
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:18,655
- What you mean, you know?
399
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:20,137
- I looked you up.
400
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:21,689
- You looked me up?
401
00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,758
- Yeah,
402
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:29,241
and I read the story.
403
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:31,793
- I didn't touch the girl.
404
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:35,517
I promise you I didn't
touch that girl.
405
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,965
- I didn't think you did.
406
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:39,965
- Really?
407
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,620
- Yeah.
408
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:45,655
'Cause I've been watching you.
409
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,517
- That's interesting.
410
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:51,344
Most people believe
what they read.
411
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:55,517
- No, I like to
believe what I feel.
412
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,896
- That's a good thing to have.
413
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,862
- Uh-huh, and I
plan on keeping it.
414
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:09,689
- I think you should.
415
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:12,758
- Ooh!
416
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:15,344
It's a little hot!
417
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:16,275
- Whoo!
418
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:17,724
You so stupid!
419
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,793
- Yeah, um...
- I'll just have a little drink.
420
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:21,620
- Yeah, me too.
421
00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:25,551
Um, no, but seriously,
422
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:28,241
I'm really sorry
that happened to you.
423
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:31,793
- I appreciate that. Thank you.
424
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,103
Thank you.
425
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:35,517
- And you're not bitter?
426
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,724
- I can't be.
427
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:40,172
Somebody lie on you, you
just gotta get over it
428
00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,689
and try to make the best of
it, you know what I mean?
429
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,206
Like, move on with your life.
430
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,310
As far as getting a good
job, forget about that.
431
00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:48,758
- Outta here.
432
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,448
- Yeah.
- Oh, felony?
433
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:54,482
Mm, can't get it, but, you know?
434
00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:58,896
I'ma keep pushing,
you know what I mean?
435
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,275
- Yeah, I understand that.
436
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,310
- What about you?
You been in jail?
437
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,413
You really understand that
and I appreciate that.
438
00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:11,137
You just going on.
You real understanding.
439
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:12,724
- I mean, you know--
- You been in jail?
440
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:14,482
- Yeah, for murder.
441
00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:18,448
- You so stupid!
442
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:19,620
For murder.
443
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:21,000
- Yeah.
444
00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,551
- You so silly.
445
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:32,034
- You okay?
- No, I'm good. You silly.
446
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,379
Oh, shoot, you strong.
447
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,724
I'm good, thanks,
I appreciate it.
448
00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:37,172
Ooh!
449
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:40,172
So, seriously, what'd
you go to jail for?
450
00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:43,103
- For murder. I killed my ex.
451
00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:49,758
- Ooh, this Cognac.
452
00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:51,620
- It's good!
453
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:54,793
You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
454
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:58,206
So, um, so, what happened?
455
00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,137
Like, you really killed him?
456
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,517
Like, what happened?
457
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,137
Like, for real,
or are you just joking,
458
00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,448
like, you killed
him in a video game?
459
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,655
- I don't play video games.
460
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:08,965
- Oh, like real life?
461
00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:10,448
- Yeah.
- Oh.
462
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:14,206
- He cheated on me, so I
stabbed him in the jugular.
463
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,655
- You stabbed him in the what?
464
00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:17,172
- Yeah, you know, I just
stabbed him right there.
465
00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:20,275
- What the, oh--
466
00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:24,931
Just your acting, your
acting, acting is brilliant.
467
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,482
I wasn't expecting.
468
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:31,206
- So I guess I can be
a tiny bit possessive.
469
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,586
- Hmm, just a little bit?
470
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,241
- Yeah, just a little bit.
- Just a little bit?
471
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:37,172
-Yeah.
472
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:42,655
- So that's crazy.
Well, I'm sorry that happened.
473
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:45,758
- Yeah, so that's why I be
like, let's take our time.
474
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,172
- Girl, you are brilliant.
475
00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:50,448
I agree, take your time,
and so slow, go slow.
476
00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:52,758
You know, so slow to
where you going backwards.
477
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,827
You feel me?
478
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,344
- You're so funny!
479
00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:57,862
- Ah, you so crazy.
- Yeah.
480
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,482
- Yeah, but no, take our time,
totally understand that.
481
00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,344
- Well, I guess speaking of
time, it is getting late.
482
00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:03,655
- Yeah, you gotta go.
483
00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:05,448
Um, these your keys.
484
00:21:05,551 --> 00:21:07,379
I had held them earlier.
- No, no--
485
00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:08,586
- Here go your keys.
486
00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:11,517
- You said I could stay here.
487
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,241
- I didn't know you
was gonna really stay.
488
00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:14,793
I thought you was
saying time to go.
489
00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:17,137
You don't wanna go?
- No, no, I've been drinking.
490
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:20,034
I'm on that bike.
- I can get you a Uber--
491
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,517
- It's okay.
Which way is your bedroom?
492
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:25,137
- So you gonna stay for real?
Cool, no worries, I got you.
493
00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:26,620
Um, I'll just walk
you to the room.
494
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:28,862
- No, I got it.
Just tell me which way.
495
00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:30,344
That way?
- No, it's that way.
496
00:21:30,448 --> 00:21:32,413
- There? Okay. Good night.
497
00:21:32,517 --> 00:21:34,620
- What?
498
00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:36,310
- I'ma give you a hug.
Like, regular hug.
499
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,103
- No, no, I wanna, come here.
500
00:21:38,206 --> 00:21:40,724
- Okay.
501
00:21:40,827 --> 00:21:43,068
- Don't try to sneak
in your room, either.
502
00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:45,344
- I won't. You won't have
to worry about it. Thank you.
503
00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:47,034
- I like your beard.
- Thank you.
504
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:54,275
- What?
505
00:21:56,689 --> 00:21:58,724
- Ooh, mmm.
506
00:21:58,827 --> 00:22:01,620
- Second time tonight.
507
00:22:01,724 --> 00:22:04,241
I know. Mmm.
508
00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:06,241
-Yeah, you missed me.
- Okay.
509
00:22:06,344 --> 00:22:07,620
- What, I'm--
-All right.
510
00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:10,034
- I'm just saying.
Like, I got you.
511
00:22:10,137 --> 00:22:11,620
- Will you stop?
-What?
512
00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:14,068
- Gosh, 'cause you
don't deserve it.
513
00:22:14,172 --> 00:22:15,758
- I will, though.
514
00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:18,551
-You better.
515
00:22:18,655 --> 00:22:20,862
It's getting late.
516
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,965
- I wanna talk.
- Damn!
517
00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:26,034
-What?
518
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:29,172
- Regina--
- See? See?
519
00:22:29,275 --> 00:22:30,275
I knew you was gonna do that.
520
00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:31,586
I knew you was
gonna get finished,
521
00:22:31,689 --> 00:22:33,379
you wanna roll over and
just go right to sleep.
522
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:34,965
- 'Cause I knew you
was gonna wanna talk!
523
00:22:35,068 --> 00:22:36,344
- Okay, so?
524
00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:38,965
What's wrong with talking?
525
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:41,275
- Look, look, I...
526
00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:42,965
We can talk.
527
00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:46,310
I don't wanna hear nothing else
other than you can't wait to see
528
00:22:46,413 --> 00:22:48,793
how happy I make you.
529
00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:52,482
- Mmm, okay, that's cute.
530
00:22:52,586 --> 00:22:54,413
But I wanna say a
little more than that.
531
00:22:54,517 --> 00:22:55,931
- Okay, well, let me
go first, so I was--
532
00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:59,448
-Wait a minute.
Wait, why you get to go first?
533
00:22:59,551 --> 00:23:00,965
-'Cause it's my place.
534
00:23:01,068 --> 00:23:03,793
- Oh, that's what we doing?
That's what--
535
00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:05,206
-Oh, no,
that's a old habit.
536
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,310
- It's your place?
- I meant our place.
537
00:23:07,413 --> 00:23:10,103
- Yours? Really?
- Okay, I'm done. You go ahead.
538
00:23:10,206 --> 00:23:11,275
- I can talk?
- Please.
539
00:23:11,379 --> 00:23:12,344
- I have the floor?
- Always.
540
00:23:12,448 --> 00:23:15,137
- Thank you.
- Okay.
541
00:23:15,241 --> 00:23:18,620
So, I wanna be married.
542
00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:22,413
- I know.
543
00:23:22,517 --> 00:23:25,241
That's why I just gave
you that ring, so--
544
00:23:25,344 --> 00:23:29,137
- No, like, like now.
545
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,482
- Baby, I know.
546
00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:35,172
- I don't think you get
what I'm trying to say.
547
00:23:35,275 --> 00:23:37,827
- I do.
548
00:23:37,931 --> 00:23:40,689
- Bill, you sure you
wanna get married?
549
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:43,862
- Yeah. Okay,
we can get married soon.
550
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,068
- Okay, 'cause I'm not
about to be engaged
551
00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:47,620
for, like, five years and--
552
00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:49,275
- Oh, okay, it's not
gonna be five years,
553
00:23:49,379 --> 00:23:51,241
but we'll get married soon.
554
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:53,827
- Okay, so when's soon?
555
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,758
- Okay, well, this time
next year is a good time--
556
00:23:58,862 --> 00:24:00,758
- Uh, I'm not about
to go through
557
00:24:00,862 --> 00:24:02,551
what I just went through, Bill.
558
00:24:02,655 --> 00:24:04,827
- Okay, all right, cool, so,
559
00:24:04,931 --> 00:24:09,241
when would you
like to be married?
560
00:24:09,344 --> 00:24:15,103
- Um, I'm thinking tomorrow.
561
00:24:16,241 --> 00:24:17,517
- Hmm?
562
00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:19,862
-Yeah, like,
I just wanna go to
563
00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:22,137
the Justice of Peace
and just get married.
564
00:24:23,241 --> 00:24:24,965
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
565
00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:27,034
- Yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah.
566
00:24:27,137 --> 00:24:28,586
Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
567
00:24:28,689 --> 00:24:30,758
- So we're getting
married tomorrow?
568
00:24:30,862 --> 00:24:32,137
- Yeah, tomorrow.
569
00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,310
-Oh my god, and
then we can talk about kids--
570
00:24:34,413 --> 00:24:35,379
- Whoa, kids?
571
00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:36,724
-At the
end of the year!
572
00:24:36,827 --> 00:24:38,517
Oh my god,
I have to call my mom.
573
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:42,379
Oh my gosh. Oh my god!
We're getting married tomorrow.
574
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,827
- Tomorrow.
575
00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:45,172
-Tears, and
we'll be married tomorrow!
576
00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:49,034
Oh, I love you.
577
00:24:49,137 --> 00:24:51,413
- Yeah, I love you so much more.
578
00:24:55,586 --> 00:24:57,758
- I'll be married tomorrow.
579
00:24:57,862 --> 00:24:59,137
- Tomorrow.
580
00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:03,758
- Yay.
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