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Previously on "Bruh"...

- I want to make love to you.

- How do I know that once we do, you won't just up and leave?

- We should go back to your spot. It'll be nice to meet her.

- You wanna meet my mama? - Yes, I do.

- Who says I'm not pregnant?

- You may have started menopause.

- What the hell? I'm not old!

- You change like the wind, Mike.

- I have a cocaine problem. - What?

Hmm, what?

- Yeah.

I tried to keep it from the guys, but,

I'm addicted to it.

I need to get some help.

Say something. That was hard for me to say.

- How long?

- It's gotten worse over the last three years.

- Is that the only drug?

- Sometimes I do heroin.

- Mike.

- Yeah, that's why I'm out of my mind sometimes.

- Do you want help?

- Yeah.

- Hey.

Do you really want help?

- Yes.

- I'm just shocked I didn't spot it.

- I know, I'm good at--

- Covering. I see.

-Yeah.

What do I do?

- I don't know.

I have a friend that went to rehab, um--

- No.

-Just listen. - I'm not going to rehab.

-No, just listen. - I'm not going to rehab.

-Listen, it was outpatient,

and she's doing really well.

Come here. She's doing really well.

- If my job finds out, I'm--

- No, I know, I get that, but, hey, let's just,

no, let's just call her. We'll just call her.

- No, you call her. - Okay, no, I'll call her.

Hey, but you can listen?

- I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Listen, let's just get you some help,

and then you can worry about being sorry.

- You know I love you so much. I'm sorry.

- Mike. - I'm sorry.

- Please, Mike. -I'm sorry, forgive me.

- Okay, I hear you. -Forgive me, please.

- Let's just get you some help. - Tell me you forgive me.

- I forgive you.

I do.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- That was good. - Yes, it was.

- It wasn't bad for vegan linguine.

Sometimes they have, like, this, like, really weird

cheese sauce on it. But it's good.

- Well, it looks terrible, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

-Okay, thank you, I would appreciate you

not insulting my meal!

- I'm just sayin'.

- Oh, it's late.

I should probably leave.

- Oh, wait, don't go.

- Look, Greg, I--

- You what? - I have to.

- Why?

- Because if I stay, I'm gonna do something

I don't wanna do, so...

- Sounds like it's all the more reason for you to stay.

- Sounds like more reasons for you to try and get me to stay.

- Okay.

What do I have to do...

To get you...

To stay?

Um, there's, um, there's nothing that you can, um,

that you can do.

- Really?

- Yeah, I'm...

I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

I'm sorry, it's...

It's just been a long time since I've been this excited

about a beautiful woman.

- Really?

- Yeah, like, me and my wife,

we didn't even sleep in the same bedroom, you know?

-You never told me about your wife.

- Oh, I don't really want...

I don't really want to talk about that.

- Why not? I would love to hear about your wife.

- No, trust me, you don't.

It's, it's ugly.

It's, you know, it's personal.

- Okay, well, I guess you have the right to remain silent.

But I really think I'm gonna get going.

- You're really gonna leave?

- Yes.

- Okay.

- And there's nothing you can do to stop me.

- That's fine.

I wouldn't want to stop you, okay?

I want you to want to be with me.

- Right, and you know, I'm pretty good at jiu-jitsu.

- I see that!

You being out there on the front lines like that.

-Yeah. All right, so I'm gonna say good night.

- Good night! Um-- - Good night.

- Yes, I will, uh, I will see you tomorrow.

- Movie?

- Uh, okay, I can do that.

- I'll text you in the morning.

- Okay, all right, good night.

-Good night.

Although yours is gonna be much better than mine.

- And what makes you say that?

- Well-- -Greg, don't...

Don't think I don't want to.

I want to.

I have not been fucked since quarantine.

I'm sorry, did I just say that?

I've had too much to drink.

Um, I'm, good night. -Okay.

- I will see you later. Good night.

- Good night.

-Ooh!

Whoo!

-Here it is.

- Wow.

- Told you.

So, uh, cool, you done seen the place, so let's--

- No. It's exactly what I thought it would be.

- Yeah.

So, you asked to see my place?

This is my place.

Now we can go to your house.

- No, I got four roommates.

- You got four roommates?

- Is that judgment?

- I'm not judging you, I'm-- - Okay.

- I didn't know you had four. Like, one, two, three, four?

- Yeah, uno, dos, quatro, ocho,

so we definitely not going to my spot.

- All right, cool.

- You got something I can drink?

- Um, yeah, somewhere.

I can get you something.

Oh, the drinks over there.

- I see it right here.

Ooh, this is it.

-No, oh, no, the drinks is usually...

No, that's my mama's right there.

- Ooh, that's that good shit!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my mama drink, so,

I'll just find you something else.

- Okay, well, where she at?

- Yeah, she's probably sleeping.

It's pretty late.

- No, I wasn't.

- Hey, ma.

- Who is this? - Hi, I'm Littia.

-Yeah. - I don't really give a damn.

- Ma-- - But you gon' put my shit down.

- My bad. - She didn't know, ma.

- And you gon' bring her in here

like a damn rescue cat?

-Ma, come on with that, okay? This...

Ma, please, could you go to bed?

- I like her! She is funny! - Bitch, you don't know me.

-Ma! - Ooh, and she feisty, too!

-Oh, she trying to get killed!

-Ma, see, see, look, good night, thank you, I'm--

- Get her ass outta here. -Ma, no, no.

- Well, take her to the part you pay rent on.

- Ma. - Like that damn refrigerator.

That's the biggest square foot that you get.

This motherfucker pay the rent

then borrow the money back from me.

- Ma, please, good night, okay?

I pay rent on all this house.

Please go to bed.

- Not in the last six months.

- Oh!

- So, technically, I should evict your ass.

- Ma, please.

- No, no, no, I'm already upset!

Shit, I don't get no period no more!

- What? Ma, that's not important to us.

I'm sorry, but I don't wanna hear that.

- And I thought I was pregnant.

- What, how would you... Ma, you can't get pregnant.

- Well, I'm just getting old.

-Ma, you been old.

You been old, ma.

- But they ain't gonna want me no more.

- Who ain't gonna want you?

Ma, good night, please. Good night.

- And then you bring this hussy in here.

- Ma, come on with that.

- Yeah. Shit, I used to be young like that and tight.

Yeah, tight like that.

Mine was real. That's fake shit.

-Ma, it is real.

-It ain't real. - No, it's real,

but you still look really good to me.

- You a lesbian?

- No.

- 'Cause I don't do women.

-Ma, she's not a lesbian.

She's giving you a compliment, okay?

- I think you are so beautiful.

- Oh, shit.

I like her!

- Oh, now you like her? - Yeah.

Well, y'all go on and talk. - Okay.

- And, uh, John, let her drink my drink.

I don't know what the fuck you doing with him,

but it's nice to meet you.

- Thank you, ma.

Have a good night.

- I will.

- Ma, you still standing there. Good night.

- I know. -Wait, you just said,

you know, "Have a good night"--

- Girl, let me save you a lot of time.

I hate when this shit happen.

- Mama.

- You invest all this time. -Yeah.

-Getting dressed up. - Yeah.

-Put on your best shoes. Motherfucker got a little dick.

- Oh, no.

-I'm just trying to tell you,

that's a little dick right there.

-Ma, forget what I'm talking about.

Just good night, okay, thank you, thank you.

- Don't be pushing me.

- Nobody pushing you, good night, ma!

You said good night, you said--

- It was nice meeting you, hon.

-Ma, you just said it was nice meeting you! Good night!

- Nice to meet you too!

- The fuck you keep putting me in a damn circle for, bih?

- Ma, you just said good night. - You put your hands on me--

-Okay, mama, I'm not trying to put my hands on you.

Can you go to bed, please? - I'm going!

But I can hear every fucking thing in here,

so if you're thinking about fucking,

I'm gon' hear it.

Of course, I won't,

but she ain't gonna be making no noise.

Good night.

- So, um, hm, yeah, that was my mama.

Uh, weird as hell.

All the stuff she was saying, though, it ain't--

- She's cute!

- Yeah, cute and crazy, yes.

She keeps her axe and pistol by her door and--

- What?

- Why is that right there?

Is this you?

- Yes, that's me.

- What grade is this?

- Sixth grade. -Damn.

- Okay, I know. I grew into my face, though.

- Mm, not really, but...

- You should see my sixth-grade picture. It's crazy.

- Well, pull it out. You saw mine!

-Mm, no.

- If you gon' see mine, then you gotta show me yours.

Come on.

- Okay, fine, but first, you gotta pour me a drink.

-You bet. All right, scoot over, I got you.

Mm.

-Hey! Don't give her too much!

That shit strong!

- Damn, these walls are thin.

Good night, ma!

Good night!

-I know these walls are thin.

- Okay, thanks for sharing again.

Good night.

Okay, here you go.

I'm sorry, that was before you.

- It's okay. - Um--

- Don't pour too much, 'cause you know I'm on that bike.

-Hey, if it's too much, you could stay here.

-Mm, no, I already told you.

- Listen, I know what you said.

If you stay, you can stay in my room.

I stay on the couch.

- Okay. - All right?

- But you know, I don't know you like that.

- You don't know me like that yet.

- Yet?

- I don't mean like that.

I mean, you feel comfortable.

You're at my house, you met my mom, crazy and all.

You know, you in good hands.

- I guess you right.

So you gonna pour you some or what?

- I'ma pour it up.

- Pour it up, pour it up!

- Pour it up, pour it up!

-Pour it up, pour it up, hey, hey, hey!

- Let's get it! - Oh, okay.

- Go crazy.

-Hey! Shut the fuck up out there!

- I'm glad.

- What'd she say?

- Um, they can see you tomorrow, so...

- Okay.

- Why didn't you tell me?

- Listen, I couldn't even tell myself.

Pam, don't be mad.

- I'm not mad at you.

It's just a lot, you know?

- Yeah.

- And I'm not gonna carry this by myself.

- What are you talking about? I'm the one with the problem.

- Okay, you need to tell your boys.

- No, I'm not doing that.

- Mike, you need to tell them.

- No. They look up to me.

- No, they don't. - Yes, they do.

- Look...

If you don't tell them, um, I can't help you.

It's not gonna work.

- Why do they need to know?

- Because they love you.

- Shit. - They do.

- If you say so.

- And they're gonna help you stay on the path to being clean.

- Can we just try it with your girl first

before we go down that route?

- No.

- Why?

- Because you're with them all the time.

You drink with them.

- I don't have a problem with drinking.

- Do you hear yourself?

- What?

- Mike, you need to tell them.

I can't watch you all the time.

- I don't need to be watched.

- Okay, all right.

So I guess you're just gonna make this harder

than it has to be.

- I'm the one with the problem.

- All right, Mike, well, you're gonna have a few problems

if you don't tell them.

- Can I try it on my own first?

- I don't like that.

- I know you don't like that, but let me just try.

- Okay, you know what, fine, but I know it's not gonna work.

- How do you know it's not gonna work?

- Because you need people in the fight with you.

- Okay, well, just give me the first 30 days.

Hey.

Pam.

30 days.

Try it on my own, and then if that doesn't work,

I'll tell them.

- How will they know? No, how will they know?

- What do you mean? What are you talking about?

- Mike, you've been hiding this shit right in their face.

How will they know?

- You're asking weird questions.

- All right, I see you don't want to talk about it.

- I'm just tired.

It's late, I'm tired. We can just--

- Okay. - I just want to go to bed.

Let's just go to bed.

- All right. - Where are you going?

- I'm gonna go home.

- No, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, don't go home.

- Let go. - I need you tonight.

- Mike-- - Please? Please?

Please, I need you.

Please.

Please stay.

- Fine.

- Please stay.

I'll get help.

- John? - Oh, ooh!

Make my spirit hot.

- Why are you here?

- This where I live.

This where I am.

- No, I mean, financially.

Why are you living here like this?

- I don't know how to tell you this,

but I was in jail for a while.

- I know.

- What you mean, you know?

- I looked you up.

- You looked me up?

- Yeah,

and I read the story.

- I didn't touch the girl.

I promise you I didn't touch that girl.

- I didn't think you did.

- Really?

- Yeah.

'Cause I've been watching you.

- That's interesting.

Most people believe what they read.

- No, I like to believe what I feel.

- That's a good thing to have.

- Uh-huh, and I plan on keeping it.

- I think you should.

- Ooh!

It's a little hot!

- Whoo!

You so stupid!

- Yeah, um... - I'll just have a little drink.

- Yeah, me too.

Um, no, but seriously,

I'm really sorry that happened to you.

- I appreciate that. Thank you.

Thank you.

- And you're not bitter?

- I can't be.

Somebody lie on you, you just gotta get over it

and try to make the best of it, you know what I mean?

Like, move on with your life.

As far as getting a good job, forget about that.

- Outta here.

- Yeah. - Oh, felony?

Mm, can't get it, but, you know?

I'ma keep pushing, you know what I mean?

- Yeah, I understand that.

- What about you? You been in jail?

You really understand that and I appreciate that.

You just going on. You real understanding.

- I mean, you know-- - You been in jail?

- Yeah, for murder.

- You so stupid!

For murder.

- Yeah.

- You so silly.

- You okay? - No, I'm good. You silly.

Oh, shoot, you strong.

I'm good, thanks, I appreciate it.

Ooh!

So, seriously, what'd you go to jail for?

- For murder. I killed my ex.

- Ooh, this Cognac.

- It's good!

You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.

So, um, so, what happened?

Like, you really killed him?

Like, what happened?

Like, for real, or are you just joking,

like, you killed him in a video game?

- I don't play video games.

- Oh, like real life?

- Yeah. - Oh.

- He cheated on me, so I stabbed him in the jugular.

- You stabbed him in the what?

- Yeah, you know, I just stabbed him right there.

- What the, oh--

Just your acting, your acting, acting is brilliant.

I wasn't expecting.

- So I guess I can be a tiny bit possessive.

- Hmm, just a little bit?

- Yeah, just a little bit. - Just a little bit?

-Yeah.

- So that's crazy. Well, I'm sorry that happened.

- Yeah, so that's why I be like, let's take our time.

- Girl, you are brilliant.

I agree, take your time, and so slow, go slow.

You know, so slow to where you going backwards.

You feel me?

- You're so funny!

- Ah, you so crazy. - Yeah.

- Yeah, but no, take our time, totally understand that.

- Well, I guess speaking of time, it is getting late.

- Yeah, you gotta go.

Um, these your keys.

I had held them earlier. - No, no--

- Here go your keys.

- You said I could stay here.

- I didn't know you was gonna really stay.

I thought you was saying time to go.

You don't wanna go? - No, no, I've been drinking.

I'm on that bike. - I can get you a Uber--

- It's okay. Which way is your bedroom?

- So you gonna stay for real? Cool, no worries, I got you.

Um, I'll just walk you to the room.

- No, I got it. Just tell me which way.

That way? - No, it's that way.

- There? Okay. Good night.

- What?

- I'ma give you a hug. Like, regular hug.

- No, no, I wanna, come here.

- Okay.

- Don't try to sneak in your room, either.

- I won't. You won't have to worry about it. Thank you.

- I like your beard. - Thank you.

- What?

- Ooh, mmm.

- Second time tonight.

I know. Mmm.

-Yeah, you missed me. - Okay.

- What, I'm-- -All right.

- I'm just saying. Like, I got you.

- Will you stop? -What?

- Gosh, 'cause you don't deserve it.

- I will, though.

-You better.

It's getting late.

- I wanna talk. - Damn!

-What?

- Regina-- - See? See?

I knew you was gonna do that.

I knew you was gonna get finished,

you wanna roll over and just go right to sleep.

- 'Cause I knew you was gonna wanna talk!

- Okay, so?

What's wrong with talking?

- Look, look, I...

We can talk.

I don't wanna hear nothing else other than you can't wait to see

how happy I make you.

- Mmm, okay, that's cute.

But I wanna say a little more than that.

- Okay, well, let me go first, so I was--

-Wait a minute. Wait, why you get to go first?

-'Cause it's my place.

- Oh, that's what we doing? That's what--

-Oh, no, that's a old habit.

- It's your place? - I meant our place.

- Yours? Really? - Okay, I'm done. You go ahead.

- I can talk? - Please.

- I have the floor? - Always.

- Thank you. - Okay.

So, I wanna be married.

- I know.

That's why I just gave you that ring, so--

- No, like, like now.

- Baby, I know.

- I don't think you get what I'm trying to say.

- I do.

- Bill, you sure you wanna get married?

- Yeah. Okay, we can get married soon.

- Okay, 'cause I'm not about to be engaged

for, like, five years and--

- Oh, okay, it's not gonna be five years,

but we'll get married soon.

- Okay, so when's soon?

- Okay, well, this time next year is a good time--

- Uh, I'm not about to go through

what I just went through, Bill.

- Okay, all right, cool, so,

when would you like to be married?

- Um, I'm thinking tomorrow.

- Hmm?

-Yeah, like, I just wanna go to

the Justice of Peace and just get married.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah.

Yeah? - Oh, yeah.

- So we're getting married tomorrow?

- Yeah, tomorrow.

-Oh my god, and then we can talk about kids--

- Whoa, kids?

-At the end of the year!

Oh my god, I have to call my mom.

Oh my gosh. Oh my god! We're getting married tomorrow.

- Tomorrow.

-Tears, and we'll be married tomorrow!

Oh, I love you.

- Yeah, I love you so much more.

- I'll be married tomorrow.

- Tomorrow.

- Yay.