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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,758 --> 00:00:12,137 - Okay. 2 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,482 - This nigga was having her followed. 3 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,689 - What? 4 00:00:15,689 --> 00:00:17,344 Previously on "Bruh"-- 5 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:18,965 - But you seem like you had an idea of something 6 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:20,551 that was going on? 7 00:00:20,551 --> 00:00:22,172 - Listen, I'll talk to him, alright? 8 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:23,482 - I told you, I think he's mentally ill. 9 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,758 There's something wrong Mike. 10 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,689 Girl, he's having you followed. 11 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:28,931 - Why in the hell would he even do that? 12 00:00:28,931 --> 00:00:32,241 - How about... 13 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,655 you move in here with me? 14 00:00:36,034 --> 00:00:38,344 - I'm missing my period. 15 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:39,793 I think I'm pregnant. 16 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:48,034 - What the fuck you mean, damn? 17 00:00:48,034 --> 00:00:49,655 - Miss Alice? 18 00:00:49,655 --> 00:00:51,241 - Yes, I'm pregnant. 19 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:53,689 - Are you sure? - Yes. 20 00:00:53,689 --> 00:00:55,344 - Then you need to make a doctor's appointment to get 21 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:57,379 yourself checked out, okay? 22 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:59,689 - Can you give me a pregnancy test? 23 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:02,689 - Miss Alice? - No, I don't wanna tell John. 24 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:04,482 - Why not? 25 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:07,068 - 'Cause he'd have a fit. - Then-- 26 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,965 - And I don't know who the daddy is. 27 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:10,137 - Okay, Miss Alice. 28 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,517 - I'm telling you the truth. 29 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:13,862 - Then you need to go get tested, okay? 30 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:16,103 - Don't judge me, nigga. 31 00:01:16,103 --> 00:01:18,931 - Miss Alice, I'm sorry, but I have to go. 32 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:21,275 - You're gonna leave an old woman in confusion? 33 00:01:21,275 --> 00:01:23,137 - Now you're an old woman? 34 00:01:23,137 --> 00:01:26,517 - Yeah, whatever kind of woman it takes to help me get my way. 35 00:01:26,517 --> 00:01:29,482 - Miss Alice, I'm sorry, I have to leave, okay? 36 00:01:29,482 --> 00:01:31,586 - No, you gonna go get it, that's what you gonna do. 37 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:33,310 - Okay, I'll go get it. - Good, good. 38 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,379 Get the one that has the letters on it. 39 00:01:35,379 --> 00:01:37,068 - Okay. - Okay? 40 00:01:37,068 --> 00:01:38,310 - Alright, I'll be right back, okay? 41 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:41,137 - Wait, wait, what if I'm pregnant? 42 00:01:41,137 --> 00:01:43,620 - Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. 43 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:46,689 - I mean, I don't want another baby. 44 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:49,551 I mean, I barely raised the one I got. 45 00:01:49,551 --> 00:01:50,758 - I'm gonna go. 46 00:01:50,758 --> 00:01:52,896 - Don't leave yet, I'm talking to ya. 47 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:54,344 - Miss Alice. 48 00:01:54,344 --> 00:01:57,827 - Well, maybe I can put him up for adoption. 49 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,689 - Well, I'm sure there's a lot of beautiful families out there 50 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:01,379 looking for kids. 51 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:06,068 - But what if he grows up to be rich like you? 52 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:07,379 - Miss Alice-- 53 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:09,068 - I could be giving up my retirement. 54 00:02:09,068 --> 00:02:12,655 - Well, how 'bout we just find out if you're pregnant first? 55 00:02:12,655 --> 00:02:14,896 - I can feel it kicking. 56 00:02:14,896 --> 00:02:17,413 - Uh, okay, I'm gonna go. 57 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:18,517 - Okay. 58 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:19,724 - You sure? 59 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:21,275 - Yeah, I'm sure. 60 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,275 I'll be right here. - Okay, I'll be right back. 61 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:26,586 - Okay. Go on now. 62 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:29,000 What am I gonna do with another baby? 63 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:31,896 Damn. 64 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,275 - Here you go, Miss Alice. - Good, good, good. 65 00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:15,896 No, no, hold on, let me take it. 66 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,379 - Miss Alice, I have to go. 67 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:18,896 - Now, wait, you're a doctor. 68 00:03:18,896 --> 00:03:20,413 - Why do I need to be here? 69 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:21,931 - Well, look at me. 70 00:03:21,931 --> 00:03:25,034 What would I do if it comes out positive? 71 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:26,862 - Okay, well-- 72 00:03:26,862 --> 00:03:28,862 - Well, let me go ahead on and take it. 73 00:03:28,862 --> 00:03:30,344 - Miss Alice, I have a date. 74 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,896 - Oh, nigga, it's only a flow of piss. 75 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:34,655 It ain't gonna take that long. 76 00:03:34,655 --> 00:03:36,241 - Okay, go ahead. 77 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:38,034 - Okay, go make yourself comfortable. 78 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:40,310 - Okay. - Yeah. 79 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:43,344 And, uh... 80 00:03:43,344 --> 00:03:44,448 you want a brownie? 81 00:03:44,448 --> 00:03:45,551 - I'm good, Miss Alice. 82 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,620 - No, no, they're good now. 83 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:48,965 Try that. 84 00:03:48,965 --> 00:03:51,931 - Okay. - Okay. 85 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:53,413 I'll be right back. 86 00:03:53,413 --> 00:03:55,310 I'm just gonna pee. - Okay. 87 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:56,862 - I'll be back. - Have a brownie. 88 00:03:59,793 --> 00:04:01,344 - Goodness. 89 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:09,241 Damn, this is good. 90 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:11,379 -Thank you, have another bite. 91 00:04:11,379 --> 00:04:12,862 - I think I will. 92 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:18,620 Let me call her. 93 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:26,758 - Hello? 94 00:04:26,758 --> 00:04:30,586 - I'm sorry, can we push back like an hour? 95 00:04:30,586 --> 00:04:32,413 - Yeah, that's fine. I'm not even home yet. 96 00:04:32,413 --> 00:04:35,758 But, um, you know I'm just down the hall, right? 97 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:37,655 - Okay, thank you. 98 00:04:37,655 --> 00:04:39,517 - Yeah, you good? 99 00:04:39,517 --> 00:04:41,482 - Yeah, I just had to stop by a friend's place. 100 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,379 His mother's crazy. 101 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:45,482 -I hear you, nigga. 102 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:48,000 - Is that her? - Yeah. 103 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,448 - You better be quiet. 104 00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:52,551 - Yeah, you're right, she probably has guns in here. 105 00:04:52,551 --> 00:04:55,551 - You know, she sounds like this lady 106 00:04:55,551 --> 00:04:58,724 who owns a sandwich in the Milling Building. 107 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:00,655 - Wait, you know Miss Alice? - Wait, is that her? 108 00:05:00,655 --> 00:05:03,034 - Yeah, that's her. 109 00:05:03,034 --> 00:05:05,517 Everyone at the police station knows Miss Alice. 110 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:06,931 - Yeah, I bet. 111 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,517 - Alright, well, listen, you take your time. 112 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:09,931 I'll see you when you get home, okay? 113 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:11,620 - Okay, thank you. 114 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,206 - Yeah, no worries. 115 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:30,724 - Well? 116 00:05:30,724 --> 00:05:33,482 - Mm, it says I'm not pregnant. 117 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:35,896 - Miss Alice, that's good news. 118 00:05:35,896 --> 00:05:38,310 - How is that? Where's my period? 119 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:41,137 - Well, you may have started menopause. 120 00:05:41,137 --> 00:05:42,137 - No, I didn't. 121 00:05:42,137 --> 00:05:43,551 - How do you know? 122 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,034 - That mean I would be, um-- 123 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:47,137 - What? 124 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:48,172 - No, I'm not. 125 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:49,413 That can't be. 126 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:51,931 - Miss Alice-- - I'm not old. 127 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:54,758 - Miss Alice, menopause does not mean that you're old, okay? 128 00:05:54,758 --> 00:05:57,586 - Oh lord, what's gonna happen to me? 129 00:05:57,586 --> 00:06:00,620 - You're gonna be fine. - No, I won't. 130 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:02,000 - I have a colleague. 131 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,448 I'll set up an appointment for you, 132 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:04,758 and she'll be able to take care of you. 133 00:06:04,758 --> 00:06:07,103 - God be damned. - I'm sorry. 134 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:09,103 - I thought sure I was. 135 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:11,379 - Well, luckily you're not. 136 00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:13,241 - What the hell? 137 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:14,689 - I'm gonna go now, okay? 138 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:16,482 - Don't leave me, Greg. 139 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:18,551 - Miss Alice, I'm walking out that door. 140 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:20,551 - Don't leave me. See? 141 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:22,724 See, look at ya. See how you acting? 142 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:24,241 Don't nobody want you when you're old. 143 00:06:24,241 --> 00:06:26,758 - I'll talk to you later, okay? - See? No, come on. 144 00:06:26,758 --> 00:06:28,379 - Miss Alice-- - Don't leave me. 145 00:06:28,379 --> 00:06:29,827 - I'm gonna leave, okay? - No, no, no. 146 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:31,655 - Sorry, no-- - You never had like this. 147 00:06:31,655 --> 00:06:33,379 - No, thank you. - Greg-- 148 00:06:33,379 --> 00:06:34,655 - Have a good night, okay? 149 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,275 - Come on now, I don't know what to do. 150 00:06:36,275 --> 00:06:37,827 - I know, bye. - You can show me. 151 00:06:37,827 --> 00:06:39,862 - Thank you, Miss Alice. - You can show me what to do. 152 00:06:39,862 --> 00:06:40,724 -No, ma'am. 153 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:46,965 - Hey. - Hey. 154 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:48,275 - How you doing? 155 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,586 - Good, how are you? - I'm good. 156 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:51,448 I was looking for you. 157 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:52,758 - Oh yeah, I just got off. 158 00:06:52,758 --> 00:06:54,758 I wanted to sit down and take a break. 159 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:56,482 - I got that, I understand that. 160 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:59,000 I just wanted to see if I could buy you a drink or something. 161 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,793 - Oh, one second. Brian? 162 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:05,827 Get us some drinks. - Oh, thank you, okay. 163 00:07:05,827 --> 00:07:08,482 I got--I got some money, I can pay for it. Thank you. 164 00:07:08,482 --> 00:07:09,827 - I got it. - --with the drink, I 165 00:07:09,827 --> 00:07:11,344 could pay for the drink. - It's all good. 166 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:15,586 Hey, can we get two margaritas and a shot of tequila? 167 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:17,758 - Thank you. You--you know my drink? 168 00:07:17,758 --> 00:07:19,620 - Yeah, I mean, you keep ordering the same thing 169 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:21,724 every time you come in here. 170 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:25,103 True, true, I do. - Yeah. 171 00:07:25,103 --> 00:07:28,034 So, why don't you tell me about yourself? 172 00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:30,896 - Oh. 173 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:34,103 What's to tell you that I haven't told you already? 174 00:07:34,103 --> 00:07:35,862 Um... 175 00:07:37,482 --> 00:07:39,551 - There has to be more to you than living with your mama 176 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:41,103 and owning a sandwich shop. 177 00:07:41,103 --> 00:07:44,000 - Well, just to be clear, my mama live with me. 178 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,586 - I'm just repeating what you said. 179 00:07:45,586 --> 00:07:47,724 - I understand, I just want it to be clear. 180 00:07:47,724 --> 00:07:53,586 She live with me, so I pay the rent, but yeah-- 181 00:07:53,586 --> 00:07:55,068 - So, let me set the record straight. 182 00:07:59,724 --> 00:08:01,275 - Almost as good as mine. 183 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:02,793 - Thank you, brother. 184 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:11,103 - So let's toast. 185 00:08:11,103 --> 00:08:14,034 - Here's to me not having sex with you. 186 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,206 - Okay. 187 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:17,310 - Yeah, you gotta look me in my eyes. 188 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:18,827 - Okay. - Yeah. 189 00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:20,724 Here you go. - Respect. 190 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:23,379 You just--you go straight in with it, huh, okay. 191 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:25,517 - Yeah, I'm celibate. 192 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:27,655 - You sell a bit? You don't-- 193 00:08:27,655 --> 00:08:29,172 - Yeah, celibate. 194 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:30,724 - Oh, like you don't sell all of it, 195 00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:32,965 you only sell a little bit? - What? 196 00:08:32,965 --> 00:08:34,931 - I thought you said you don't have sex, 197 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:38,172 so if you selling some, like is that just prostitution 198 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,862 or like what's that? - Nigga, what? 199 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:42,241 No, I'm celibate, meaning you don't have sex. 200 00:08:42,241 --> 00:08:43,344 That's what celibate means. 201 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:45,034 - Oh, that's a word--celibate. 202 00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:46,862 I thought you like, "Ah, I only sell a bit. 203 00:08:46,862 --> 00:08:48,655 Like I don't sell a lot, I sell a bit." 204 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:51,758 - I cannot. No. -My bad. 205 00:08:51,758 --> 00:08:53,689 But you don't have sex? - No. 206 00:08:53,689 --> 00:08:55,482 - Okay. - And I'm gonna stay that way 207 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:58,000 until I meet a man who's worth it. 208 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,689 - Okay, you just lay it all out there, huh? 209 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,241 Just--respect that. 210 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,275 - I'm straight up. 211 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,034 - I see it, straight up. 212 00:09:04,034 --> 00:09:08,827 - So, if you like me, we can hang out. 213 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:11,034 Get to know each other better. 214 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:14,172 And I think we should just start there. 215 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:15,517 - Okay. 216 00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:18,482 - After we finish the drinks. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:20,000 - We should go back to your spot. 218 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,275 - Okay, and I told you I live with my-- 219 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:23,586 - Yeah, your mama. 220 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:24,724 - My mama live with me, but yeah. 221 00:09:24,724 --> 00:09:26,620 - It'll be nice to meet her. 222 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:30,586 - You wanna meet my mama? - Yes, I do. 223 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:33,310 - Okay, let's do it. - Alright. 224 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:35,379 Are you afraid of motorcycles? 225 00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:36,896 - What you mean? 226 00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:38,379 - You don't have a car. 227 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:40,896 I have a bike, so I was gonna take you home. 228 00:09:40,896 --> 00:09:42,758 - You gonna take me home? - Yeah. 229 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,620 - Give me a ride? - I'm gonna give you a ride. 230 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,068 - Okay. - Just make sure you don't-- 231 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,103 - But not like that, I got you, 'cause-- 232 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:49,379 - Wait, what? 233 00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:51,758 - --celibate, no I was saying--I got you. 234 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,896 You're gonna give me a ride home on your motorcycle. 235 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,103 - Yeah. - Give me a ride. 236 00:09:55,103 --> 00:09:57,034 - Yeah, I'm gonna let you ride it. 237 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,413 Like my bike. - I'm gonna ride-- 238 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:01,379 - Just make sure you don't get hard riding behind me. 239 00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:04,620 - No, I ain't get---- 240 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,793 I'm gonna focus on stuff. I got you. 241 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:08,551 You're straight up for real. 242 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,724 - Yeah, I mean, life is short. 243 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:12,655 I ain't got time for no bullshit, you feel me? 244 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,965 - I feel you. 245 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:15,724 I like--I like to get right into it. 246 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,068 Like I feel you. 247 00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:18,896 - I bet you do. 248 00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,517 - No, I meant like to the point, like not like-- 249 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:23,862 - Yeah, you gonna get right into everything except for this 250 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:25,689 ass, 'cause that ain't happening. 251 00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:29,275 - "This ass." 252 00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:30,655 Respect, I got you. 253 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:33,137 You make it very clear. - Yeah. 254 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:35,862 - You celibate, but you don't sell a bit. 255 00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:38,551 And, um, I got you, I respect that. 256 00:10:38,551 --> 00:10:40,241 - But I will be honest. 257 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:42,241 You almost got it. 258 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,793 - What? For real? - Mm-hmm. 259 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:46,379 - Like how can I get back to that? 260 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,655 - Well-- - I'm just playing, 261 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:49,896 like how--at what point did I do that? 262 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:51,793 - The night when you hit your friend, 263 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:54,379 that shit turned me the fuck on. 264 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:55,413 - For real? - Mm-hmm. 265 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:56,448 - Oh, so you like violence? 266 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,896 - Hell yeah. 267 00:10:57,896 --> 00:10:59,448 - Oh, that's the kicking--okay. - Yeah. 268 00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:01,379 - You and my mama gonna get along really well. 269 00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:02,655 - Really? 270 00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,931 - Unfortunately, yes. 271 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,517 - Well, I can't wait to meet her. 272 00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:07,379 - I--I can, but-- 273 00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:28,137 - Hold up. Don't move, don't move. Hold up. 274 00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:30,586 Sssh. Uh, rub my head, rub my head. 275 00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:35,379 Oh my God, you work--you woke the sleeping 276 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,448 bear, baby. 277 00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,137 You woke the sleeping bear. 278 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,379 Okay, alright, okay, you go that way, 279 00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:44,206 I'm gonna go this way. 280 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:45,586 Put your leg--oh, that's my nuts. 281 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:46,793 - Oh, sorry. 282 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:51,620 - Ooh. 283 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:54,379 Damn. Oh. 284 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:56,482 Come here, girl. 285 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,586 Damn. 286 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,517 What's gotten into you? 287 00:12:01,517 --> 00:12:03,551 - Um, I don't know. 288 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:06,896 You just make me crazy, all that howling and stuff. 289 00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:08,724 - Ooooh! 290 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,758 - I knew you missed me. 291 00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,310 - Yeah, I did. 292 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:22,689 - And to think you was about to marry that clown. 293 00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:27,241 - Wha--what? Why would you-- 294 00:12:27,241 --> 00:12:28,689 - What? Too soon? 295 00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:31,206 - Yes. 296 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:33,241 Ugh. 297 00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,896 God. 298 00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:38,517 - When can we talk about it? 299 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,586 - Talk about what? 300 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:43,689 - You and "Peter." 301 00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,896 "Peter Pumpernickel." 302 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:48,448 - Why would you wanna talk about him? 303 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:51,758 - I just----I knew you didn't love that dude. 304 00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:54,931 - Actually, I did. 305 00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:01,413 - Honestly? 306 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,965 - I still do. 307 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,620 - Really? 308 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,482 I just, uh-- 309 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,827 - You just what? 310 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,482 What? 311 00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:16,000 You thought that I would marry somebody I don't love? 312 00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,862 - If you say so. 313 00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:23,068 - Okay, and what is that supposed to mean? 314 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:30,724 - It means I saw the way you looked at him. 315 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:35,241 And I saw the way you looked at me. 316 00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:37,586 - Mm, okay. 317 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:39,275 He's not you. 318 00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:40,793 I get that. 319 00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:41,827 - Okay. 320 00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:43,931 So then-- 321 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,620 - Hmm? 322 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,655 What? 323 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:52,000 Go ahead and say it. 324 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,793 - Nah, you know what? 325 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,241 Let's just stop talking about. 326 00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:56,620 - Okay. 327 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,965 But you're the one who brought him up, not me. 328 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,724 - Hey, hey, I'm a man of many mistakes. 329 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:02,068 That was one of them. 330 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:04,310 Promise you, that will not happen again. 331 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,586 - Yeah, alright. 332 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:06,827 Look, if it's gonna be a problem, then-- 333 00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,827 - No, no, no, no, no. 334 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:10,000 It's not gonna be a problem. 335 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,413 It's not, okay? 336 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:17,448 - Bill, you really think that moving in right now is the best 337 00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:18,758 thing to do, 'cause-- 338 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,689 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. 339 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,310 It is. 340 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:25,862 - 'Cause I'm not about to be just dating you. 341 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:28,862 You know that, right? - Mm-hmm. 342 00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:31,310 - You good with that? 343 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:32,793 - Are you? 344 00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:34,689 - Of course I am. 345 00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,724 - Well, so am I. 346 00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,827 - Oh, all of the sudden. 347 00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,413 - Mm. 348 00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:43,896 Wha--what? 349 00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:44,965 Hey, watch it, don't move. 350 00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,241 Look, look, look, don't move. 351 00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:48,758 Don't--don't move. - What? 352 00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:55,655 What are you-- 353 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:57,068 What is this? 354 00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,344 - I want you to marry me. 355 00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:02,724 - Are you serious? 356 00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:04,275 - Super serious. 357 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,000 - And it's just gonna be you and me? 358 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,689 - Just the two of us. 359 00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:18,137 - Just the two of us? 360 00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:19,724 - Just the two of us. 361 00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:22,000 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 362 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,482 Woman, is that yes or a no, shit? 363 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:29,448 - I mean...after you get on one knee. 364 00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:33,724 - Who made up that corny shit? 365 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,586 - Oh, that was corny? 366 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,344 I don't know who made it up, but it's tradition, 367 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:38,931 and it's what I want. One knee. 368 00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:41,206 - No, no, okay, hold up, hold up. 369 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,724 Did, uh, Peter get down on one knee? 370 00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:44,689 - Here you go, see? 371 00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,000 I don't understand. 372 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:46,965 - Answer the--answer the question. 373 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,413 Did he get on one knee? 374 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:49,482 - Yeah, he did. 375 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,931 He did, yes, he did. 376 00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:52,724 - Then I ain't doing it. 377 00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:54,103 - Are you kidding? 378 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,241 - No. - Really? 379 00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:59,172 You really jealous of this guy like that? 380 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:02,965 - Jeal----I'm not jealous of that fool, man. 381 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:04,413 - That's what it sounds like-- 382 00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:07,068 - Nah, 'cause I know he ain't--he ain't packing 383 00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:09,103 like old Bill. 384 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:12,068 You see it, you felt it. Hey. 385 00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,931 - Here we go, back to the light-skin shit. 386 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,241 - Ain't always good. 387 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,379 - It's always about that with you. 388 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,310 It is. - It's not about that. 389 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,586 If that--if that--I don't come back to nothing, look. 390 00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:24,206 I'm holding this damn ring that cost, you don't wanna know, 391 00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:26,000 okay? And this just for you. 392 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,137 I mean it. 393 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:32,103 So, Regina... 394 00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:35,551 will...you... 395 00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:39,103 marry...me...please? 396 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,551 - Okay. 397 00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:44,931 - Give me--give me that. 398 00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:47,827 Oh, a perfect fit. 399 00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:49,862 Who knew? 400 00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:52,724 You're so good. 401 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,034 - Thank you for being so patient. 402 00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,620 - Oh, it's fine. 403 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:03,413 But I need to tell you, um, we have to order takeout. 404 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,896 - Okay. 405 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,862 - Yeah, it's a little late to cook, and honestly, 406 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:08,620 I'm not that good. 407 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:09,827 - I'm cool with that. 408 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,310 - Good. 409 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:13,965 - Sorry, it's a mess. 410 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,551 - You call this a mess? 411 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,793 - Yeah, I mean, I could have picked up a little bit. 412 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,896 - It's fine. 413 00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,724 - Uh, do you wanna order something? 414 00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,517 - Uh, yeah. 415 00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:25,793 I'll, um-- 416 00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:28,724 - What are you thinking? 417 00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,724 - Can we do Italian? 418 00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,586 - Italian it is. 419 00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:33,793 I'm good with that. 420 00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:35,068 - Thank you. 421 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,517 - I'll let you pick. - Okay. 422 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,068 Um... 423 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,379 - I have been thinking about you all day. 424 00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,862 - No, you haven't. 425 00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:51,000 - Of course I have. 426 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,241 - Well, this sounds interesting. 427 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,793 - And why is that? 428 00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,413 - Because I've been thinking about you all day too. 429 00:17:57,413 --> 00:17:58,758 - Really? 430 00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:00,655 - Mm-hmm. 431 00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:04,206 - Well, I guess that puts us both in a good position. 432 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,034 - Looks that way. 433 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:11,413 - I'm gonna have the chicken parm. 434 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:16,551 - Okay, well, I think I'm gonna go with the...linguine. 435 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:18,896 Yes. - Alright, I'll call it in. 436 00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:21,034 - Thank you. 437 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:25,931 - Do you like jazz? 438 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,896 - Stop. - What? 439 00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:30,758 - You walked past my apartment and you heard me playing jazz. 440 00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:33,827 That's why you're asking. You're not slick! 441 00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,206 - No, I swear. 442 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:36,862 Listen, there's a remote right there. 443 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:39,172 Press play, you'll hear the last thing I was listening to. 444 00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:41,344 - Okay, well, let's see. 445 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,758 - I love that. 446 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,379 - See? 447 00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:57,034 - Hey, I'd like to make an order for delivery. 448 00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:59,241 Yeah, yeah, I have. 449 00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:01,965 Yep, that's the right address. 450 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,655 Can I get the chicken parm 451 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,896 and the linguine, please? - Breadsticks. Breadsticks. 452 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,448 - And breadsticks, breadsticks. 453 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,068 Yes. 454 00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:12,068 Okay, how long? 455 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,862 Alright, thank you. 456 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,000 - How long? 457 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,586 - They said like 45 minutes. 458 00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:19,034 - Oh, that's good, I'm starving. 459 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,310 - You want something to drink? 460 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,862 - Uh, yeah, I'll take a drink. 461 00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:24,413 What do you want? 462 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,172 - Well, I wanna make love to you. 463 00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:31,241 - Greg, I-- 464 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:35,310 - What? You asked me what I wanted. 465 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,896 - How do I know? 466 00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:39,275 - How do you know what? 467 00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:41,965 - How do I know that once we do, 468 00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:44,172 you wouldn't just up and leave? 469 00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:46,172 - Oh, um... 470 00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:50,620 I guess you don't. 471 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,965 I--I don't know. 472 00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:58,000 - Right, so that's why I don't jump into bed with men. 473 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,206 I have to--I have to get to know them first. 474 00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:03,206 - No, I like that. 475 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,965 That's good, yes. 476 00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:06,689 I understand. 477 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,172 - Do you understand? 478 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,517 - Yeah. 479 00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:11,896 - No, beca---it's not the same for you. 480 00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:14,862 You are--you're a guy, you wouldn't get it. 481 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:16,724 Like you're single and cute. 482 00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:18,758 You're probably having sex with everybody. 483 00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:21,965 - Okay, I'm definitely not that guy. 484 00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:23,689 - Come on. - What? 485 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,275 - A single doctor in Atlanta? They are throwing ass at you. 486 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:28,827 - No. - Don't play. 487 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:32,000 - I sw--I swear, like--besides, I just moved here. 488 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,310 So I don't even know anybody. 489 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,241 Plus, I just got out of a marriage, 490 00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:39,172 so I'm not really in that state of mind, you know? 491 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,689 - I'm sorry. 492 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,689 So are you divorced? 493 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:46,275 - Uh, yes. 494 00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:48,413 - For how long? 495 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,206 - Officially, a week, but-- 496 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,758 - A week? 497 00:20:52,758 --> 00:20:56,172 - But I've been checked out for like...two years. 498 00:20:57,896 --> 00:21:00,137 - Why? 499 00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:05,862 - Because like...everything I like, she had a problem with. 500 00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:07,620 - Did you talk to her about that or-- 501 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:11,103 - Yeah, I mean, you try to but that's kinda--that's the 502 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,206 problem, that's the issue. 503 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,689 It's a miscommunication. 504 00:21:14,689 --> 00:21:16,275 We're just not on the same page, you know? 505 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,000 - Yeah, I--I get it. 506 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,137 I'm the rebound. 507 00:21:21,137 --> 00:21:23,620 - Uh, no, listen, no. 508 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,655 You're like a breath of fresh air. 509 00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:27,379 I promise you. 510 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:28,482 Thank you. 511 00:21:28,482 --> 00:21:31,482 - That sounds sweet. 512 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,137 Or is that just some game? 513 00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,551 I-- 514 00:21:34,551 --> 00:21:37,379 - I promise, I'm speaking from the heart. 515 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,965 - I don't know, I-- - Honestly. 516 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,448 - Guys like you have so many women, it's just-- 517 00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:45,344 - You'd be surprised. 518 00:21:45,344 --> 00:21:47,413 - What would surprise me? 519 00:21:47,413 --> 00:21:49,137 - I'm particular. 520 00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:53,655 Like it takes more than just a beautiful body or a face to turn 521 00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:54,827 me on, you know? 522 00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:56,724 I need some personality. 523 00:21:56,724 --> 00:21:58,758 - What? 524 00:21:58,758 --> 00:22:04,586 I mean, you--you honestly turn me on, okay? 525 00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:06,586 It's more than just physicality. 526 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:09,793 - No, no, you see, more and more of that talk makes me think 527 00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:12,448 you only want to get me into bed. 528 00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:17,172 - I mean, I do, but...you can't blame me. 529 00:22:17,172 --> 00:22:19,724 And besides, don't act like you don't want me either. 530 00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:26,379 - I do, that is clear. 531 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,931 But I want to take thing slow. 532 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,310 - Okay, yeah. 533 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,758 I get that. 534 00:22:35,482 --> 00:22:37,275 I understand. 535 00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:38,724 - Thank you. 536 00:22:40,379 --> 00:22:41,931 - Why don't you come dance with me? 537 00:22:44,517 --> 00:22:45,379 - Are you serious? 538 00:22:45,379 --> 00:22:48,068 - Yeah. 539 00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:49,482 - Okay. 540 00:22:49,482 --> 00:22:53,206 This is, um--this is different. 541 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,655 - Is it? 542 00:22:55,655 --> 00:22:57,310 - Yeah. 543 00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:58,793 Um... 544 00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:04,310 - Well, you know they say that chivalry is dead. 545 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:05,413 - But not romance. 546 00:23:11,241 --> 00:23:13,068 - Are you having me followed? 547 00:23:13,068 --> 00:23:14,344 - Damn, she told you? 548 00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:15,724 - Yeah, she told me. 549 00:23:20,586 --> 00:23:23,586 - Yeah, I was having you followed for a little bit. 550 00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:25,965 - What the hell is wrong with you? 551 00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:29,413 - When you said you didn't want me, I--I went crazy. 552 00:23:29,413 --> 00:23:30,655 - Well, 'cause you're just, what, 553 00:23:30,655 --> 00:23:32,379 just so used to getting what you want? 554 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:41,310 - Just stop having me followed. 555 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:42,413 - I don't mean to. 556 00:23:42,413 --> 00:23:43,620 - What? 557 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:46,068 - I want you to move in here. 558 00:23:46,068 --> 00:23:47,862 - I'm not moving in here. 559 00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:49,862 - Why not? - 'Cause your ass is crazy. 560 00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:55,103 - I'm not crazy. - Yes, you are. 561 00:23:55,103 --> 00:23:58,482 I mean, you change like the wind, Mike. 562 00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:00,551 -Pam. - You do. 563 00:24:00,551 --> 00:24:04,482 Like one minute you're cool, the next you're hot. 564 00:24:06,241 --> 00:24:07,793 - Pam... 565 00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:14,172 I have a cocaine problem. 566 00:24:14,172 --> 00:24:17,034 - Mm, what? 567 00:24:17,034 --> 00:24:19,103 - Yeah, I tried to keep it from the guys, 568 00:24:19,103 --> 00:24:23,931 but...I'm addicted to it. 569 00:24:23,931 --> 00:24:24,827 - What? 570 00:24:24,827 --> 00:24:26,482 - I need to get some help. 38753

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