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- You stupid son of a bitch.

- He -- Pam.

Previously on, "Bruh".

- I have proof.

-Look, I promise you, I'll be there tomorrow, okay?

Yeah, I--I don't care if there's not a flight,

I'll drive all night if I have to.

- Every answer you're looking for is in your past.

- I can take you through this, but it's gonna be painful.

-It's my mother...

the doctor said her kidneys are failing.

-Bill is a lucky guy, so are you.

- No, go on, did I interrupt something?

- Damn.

- Did I interrupt something?

- Yeah, actually you did.

- Mike. - Just tell him.

- You interrupted him telling me

that you didn't do anything with Pamela.

- I told you that already.

- Oh, and I'm supposed to believe you?

- Yeah.

- Bill, you have not earned the right

to be believed by me yet.

- Well, she told you.

- Okay, I know that.

- Oh, so now, you don't believe her?

- It's not that I didn't believe her--

- No, no, no, go ahead, go on, what is it?

- Dude, what are you doing here?

- Regina, what are you doing here?

- I asked you a question. - Regina.

- I'm talking to you. - Okay.

You guys stop.

- You ainút -- my salmon suit.

- Okay, okay, alright, stop! Okay, you guys are friends.

- Are we? - Yes, you are.

- Bill, Mike has something to tell you.

- No, I don't. - Mike...tell him.

- What? - Come on, speak up.

- Me and Regina been --. - See, now, I'ma slap you.

- Okay, okay, relax. - Don't...

- I'm sorry, okay. - See?

- Cool.

- We--we just had a great conversation,

buried the hatchet. - Alright.

- And-- - Hold up.

Y'all two had a great conversation?

- Yeah, we did.

- Y'all better talk to me.

- Watch your tone in my house.

Look, I was told that you stayed the night at Pam's,

but, I just-- - --, I told you.

- I--I, yeah, I was-- - I told you I didn't.

- And... - I'm--

- You--you were... - Let me finish!

I'm sorry, --!

I was--I-- - Spit it out!

- I was-- -Wrong.

- Watch your mouth.

I was wrong, I was-- I was wrong.

I was wrong. - And?

- And what? -You're...

- ...sorry. -And what?

I'm not going that far, it's--that's too far.

-This is ridiculous. - That's too--

- I forgive you. - You could have just said it.

-Okay, okay, alright, I'm sorry.

- Great. Now, you two need to talk,

and you can tell him just how you knew that.

- Hold on, where you going? - I'm going home.

- I just had a long conversation with Natalie.

- Yeah, I know.

- What? - She texted me.

- Oh, so you know what kind of doctor she is?

- She told me that I should be open to what you have to say.

- Damn, she's good. - Well, now, she's good?

- Well, I mean, I'm just... saying maybe we should go.

- You need to talk to Mike,

and I'll just talk to you when I get home.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Okay. - Alright.

- And Mike. - Yes, Regina?

- Gon' ahead--gon' ahead and tell him

that you tried to seduce me before I do.

- What, say what?

- Say what?

- Yeah.

- You a low down mother--.

- Bill... - Nah, nah--

See, I knew you was gon' be on that get even shit.

- I wasn't--I wasn't gonna do anything.

- You so full of shit, dog. - I wasn't gonna do anything.

- I don't believe none of that shit.

- I'm telling you.

What, I was gonna do what they was gonna do to you?

- You so full of shit, --, damn.

- I'm telling you, I'm telling--

- Mike! - Look, I'm sorry,

I--I thought you had gotten with Pam.

- --, I told you I didn't.

- Private eye said that you did.

- Private eye?

- Yeah.

- Wow! You really that -- up?

You got people following her and shit?

- I just wanted to know what she was doing.

- Look, he should've told your ass.

- Look, he saw a car there all night

that looked like yours, but it wasn't yours.

- --, I told you that already.

- Yeah...I know, I'm sorry.

- You know what, I'm done with you.

- Where you going?

- To get the -- away from your toxic ass.

- Bill, Bill.

Don't leave me.

- You want me to stay here?

You tried to sleep with my girl, dog.

- But I didn't.

- Mike, come on.

- Look, you want me to believe you,

and you won't believe me? - Hell no, man!

- Why?

- 'Cuz I'm me, and you're you.

- Bill, come on. - Shut the -- up, little ass --!

- Hey, Bill, hey, what's going on, man,

come on, come on, let's talk.

- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, let's talk, let's talk.

- I'm good. - Let's talk.

Let's talk, bro. Bro, let's talk.

- What's going on, what's going on, man?

- Ask him. - Mike, Mike, Mike...

- What's up, Mike, what's going on?

- Talk to me, man, Mike, what's the problem, man?

- What's going on, Mike? - Go ahead.

He tried to get with Regina. - What?

- Oh! - Mike, for real.

- Maybe I should wait in the car.

- No, no, no, no, no, you good.

You good. - Chill out, man,

don't--don't leave, I need a ride home later.

Eh, Mike! What's going on, y'all?

Regina...really? - Yeah.

- What you mean some, "Yeah?" What's--you-- you tryna--

that's -- vindictive, bro, you can't be on that,

we pose to be the Bruhs, bro, that's not what we do.

- You see, you see? - Let's talk it out,

let's talk it out. - See, even this -- knows you.

- Y'all ain't my friends, man. -Bro--

- You see? - He's not against you, okay?

We're--we're your boys, okay? - Nah, this -- is against us.

See, this -- was tryna get with--

- I had Regina come over, yeah, I had Regina come over.

-- What the-- -- Wait.

- But why-- why would you do that shit, bro?

- Wait, your Regina, Bill? - Yes.

- --, what-- -I was just--I was just--

- Tryna -- her? - No.

- Did he? Did you do that shit, man?

- No, man.

- That--that'd be a violation of the bro code, man.

- 'Cuz that's just taking the shit too far, man.

Y'all--y'all, come on, we don't--

-Okay, okay, but I didn't do it.

-I'm glad, I'm happy to hear that.

He didn't do it, good, so-- - Okay, Mike, really?

- What's the problem still? - What's the problem?

- Why was she here?

- Look, I thought that he -- Pam.

- I told you I didn't.

-Look, I thought he slept with Pam

'cuz his car was at her place all night.

- Bill, you didn't tell me that, man.

- No, tell them the rest.

- But, it wasn't his car.

- Okay, it wasn't his car. - Good.

- Cool. - Well, good.

- This -- was having her followed.

- What? -What's this?

- Wow, bro.

- You been hanging out with my mama?

- Yeah, I had her followed,

I was just tryna figure out what she was doing.

- Well, looks like it was a misunderstanding, right?

-A misunderstanding, he kissed her.

- They set me up, --. - --, I don't a damn!

- Whoa, whoa! -Calm down.

- Well, obviously, you must, you been having her followed.

- Look, --, y'all need to get the -- out.

- No, Mike--

- Get the -- out, get the -- out!

- Bill, you ain't gotta leave, bro.

- Bye. -Bye.

See ya, see ya. Peace be to you, sir.

- What the -- is going on, man? -Your hoe ass.

- Hoe ass, who the -- you talking to like that?

- Relax. - Mike!

- I'ma come over there, I will get--

y'all can get the -- out, too. Don't touch me, --..

- Mike, Mike, Mike.

Mike, come on, calm down let's talk.

- Mike, bro, look at me.

- Let me talk to him-- - I'm here for you.

- Move, move, move.

Mike, Mike, look, look, I love you, bro,

this is not-- it's not that serious, okay?

- Look, get out. - A'ight, let's talk.

- Get out.

- Mike, I'm trying to talk to you, man.

- I'm being calm, you're testing my patience.

- Mike, this is--

- I will knock you the -- out again.

- Okay, I'ma wait in the car, but don't think I'm leaving

'cuz you gon' knock me the -- out.

'Cuz you threatened me, I .

- It's cool. - I'm gon' still leave.

Come on, let's just go. - Get out.

-Let's go, let's go. - Mike, it's us.

- Greg, he knock you out, I ain't got no bread.

You a doctor, you gon' have to fix yo' jaw,

you gon' have to fix your own -- jaw.

- It's us, man, you can talk to me.

What's going on? - You can go.

- Something's going on, right? Mike, just communicate.

- Leave, Greg, leave, okay? - Please?

Bro, I got-- - Leave!

Leave. - Okay, okay.

- Thank you.

- There's--there's just something different

about him, bro.

- I don't know what's going on with him, man.

- I don't know, but it's something.

- Like, you think it's got something to do with his job,

maybe he mad or something like that?

- Could be, but I think it's something deeper than that.

- I've seen him bad,

but I ain't never seen him this bad.

- You think...

- What?

- Nothing, nothing.

- What? - Nothing, man,

I've been in L.A., it's been a minute

since I've been around the crew everyday, uh...

- You was thinking something, though, say it.

- Nothing, I'm just worried about him, okay?

- Like, but you seemed like you had an idea of something

that was going on.

- Listen, I'll talk to him, alright?

- All right, you gon' head, I ain't gon' be able to.

- Yeah, get your ass beat again. - Really?

- So--so you on that, too?

It's so funny? Don't play with me,

don't--don't--don't get here acting brand new, boy.

- I'm sorry.

- I'll whoop your ass, okay? Don't play with me.

Yeah, y'all-- - Sensitive.

- I get enough of that from my mama, okay, chill out.

- I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.

- Stop that shit. Yeah, it's your bad.

- Dang, all right. - Yeah.

- My bad. - Yeah.

- Geez.

- And slow down, why you driving so fast?

- I'm not speeding.

- You are-- --, you're driving fast.

- I'm not speeding. - --, slow down,

I don't--I don't believe in getting pulled over,

I don't mess with the police, okay?

- Okay, all right.

- Like--why-- why you in a rush for?

- I'm not in a rush, bro. - --, you're clearly in a rush.

- Okay, okay, you're right, whatever, dang.

- Like, where you going?

- I'm not-- I'm going the speed limit.

- --, that is not the... I get it .

- What, get what? - I get it,

you on your way to get something,

somebody got your eye. - What makes you say that?

- -- drive like that when they in a rush for something,

I know what you in a rush for, that's what it is.

You can tell me, what's going on,

who you--? - Al lright.

- Got somewhere to go?

- I met this girl, she lives down the hall from me.

- You met a girl? - Yeah.

- Oh, you straight in to it, huh?

You just got here. - I really like her, man.

- That's dope, man, that's dope, man.

That's nice.

- Yeah, it's just-- she's beautiful,

she's smart, like everything I like, man.

She even likes sports.

- She like everything I like.

She like sports? - Yes, bro.

- Oh, that's the bullshit, right there.

- What you mean? - That's the bullshit.

In the beginning, them --, you like,

you be like, "I like basketball,'

they like, "I like basketball, I love basketball."

- "Man, I like football."

"I love fooseball, fooseball."

- No, bro. - You be like, "Football.'

I'm telling you,

in the beginning, they be loving everything, bro.

- I promise you this was different, okay?

- Okay, you really think so?

- Yes, man, I really like her, bro,

like, she's just cool, you know.

Like, we can--we get along, she talks to me,

everything's just nice and smooth, like...

She likes sports, like,

it's--it's--it's a good time, I promise.

- I--okay, well, I'm happy for you.

- I don't feel like this often, okay?

- I'm happy for you, I'm happy for you.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, like, when--when, uh, when you gon' see her?

- I'm seeing her tonight. - Oh!

Okay, when was the last time you saw her?

- I saw her last night. - Oh, this serious.

Eh, y'all -- in Tom's bed, though,

that's--that's kind of nasty.

- You got your own -- room. - All right, all right, relax.

- You just-- - No.

- Got to Tom's house, and think that's yo' shit, huh?

- I just--I just met her, we're cool, okay?

I'm meeting her tonight, it's all right.

- Well, I'm glad for you, man, I'm happy for you,

just don't be -- in Tom's bed,

I don't think he would like that.

- What's wrong with you, man? - I don't know what you doing.

I don't know what you're in to .

She likes basketball, and, like, and she likes my balls .

- All right, that's a--that's enough.

That's--that's enough.

- Greg don' came to Atlanta, and got buck wild .

- You play too much, man. -Hey.

- You never know how to act.

What's up with you, you all in my business, man,

what you got going on, who you talking to?

You see .

Nah, I met this chick at, uh, at the bar,

her name Lydia, she bad.

- Yeah? - You know what I'm saying?

Actually, you know what, eh, man, eh, take me by there.

Take me by there, I think she working right now.

- Lenny's Lounge? - Yeah.

I go chop it up with her, see what that be like,

you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm feeling good tonight,

I feel, look good, I look good.

- You look all right. - Oh, don't hate, okay,

You look corny, JCPenney shirt.

- All right, relax. - Yeah, I'ma get me a drink,

and just kick it with her, that's what I'ma do.

- All right, cool, good, you do that.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

Eh, and can you do me one more favor

after you drop me off?

Can you drop this bag off at my mama's house?

- Yeah, yeah, what's in it? - Yeah, I appreciate it.

- I gotcha. - You can just, you know--

- Man, I'm not dropping yo mama off no tampons.

- Eh, man, eh, just put it on the porch and run, man.

Please, look out for me. - Bro, no.

John! - Can you at least do that?

- John, no, absolutely not. - Come on, man.

- What's wrong with you? - Come on, look out for me.

- My mama said she wanted to see how you was doing anyway.

- Bro, no, I'm not doing that. - Can you please do that for me?

Come on, like, do me a favor, you--you--

- All right, bro, dang. - I appreciate it,

if you need a favor, if you need something--

- You always asking for something.

Bro, I would never ask you to bring my mama no tampons.

- But, if you did, I would. - I'll take your mama's stuff,

don't talk about my mama again, all right?

- All right, I won't talk about your mama.

-Girl, wait, he did what?

-Girl, yes, he's having you followed.

- Why in the hell would he even do that?

- Girl, I told you, I think he's mentally ill,

there's something wrong with Mike.

- You did say that,

but that's the type of shit that kind of pisses me off,

you know what I mean? That doesn't even--

- And, he thought that Bill stayed the night

because the P.I. said that he saw a car

that looked just like his there all night long.

- No, okay, no.

Girl, yes, I'm sorry.

- You know what, no, I'm just gonna go over there,

and give him a piece of my mind.

- O--girl, do that.

- No, I will,

can you make sure you answer when I call you?

- And let me know how it goes? -No, I will.

- Okay.

Okay, Bill just walked in, I gotta go.

- Okay, I'll talk to you--

Regina, make sure you answer your phone.

Girl, you know I will.

- Bye.

- So, you talk to Mike?

- You saw me.

- Okay, so what did he say?

- Well, we actually had a pretty good conversation.

- About him trying to sleep with you?

- Okay, who do you think I am?

Come on now.

- Sorry.

- I mean, Mike, really?

- I just... - You just...

you think I would do some shit like that?

- Well, I mean, you thought

I'd do some shit like that with Pam.

- Well, I thought you would do some shit like that

with anybody, so...

- Okay, now that's--that's petty, you know I wouldn't.

- No, it's fair.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Okay.

- So...you talked to Natalie?

- Yeah.

You got a problem with that?

- No, I don't have a problem with you talking to her,

I have a problem with you sleeping with her.

- I didn't sleep with her. - Yeah, this time.

- Honestly, she's a really good therapist.

- Oh, now, she's a really good therapist?

- She is. - Um-hm.

Yeah, she is,

and she's gonna be referring you to a male therapist.

Mm-hm. - A'ight, I'm cool with that.

- Good.

- I'm just glad you're talking to somebody, Bill.

- So am I.

- So I'm thinking that after--

- I really, really do love you, Regina.

- Okay.

- You doubt that?

- Bill, it's not that I doubt it,

it's just, you know, the wedding,

and you just ruining everything, it's just like--

- Well, I--I did that, so that I can have you.

- Are you sure about that? - Yes, I'm sure, sure.

- It's just that doesn't... that doesn't feel right.

- Okay. - I don't--

- Okay, okay, okay.

- How about... you move in here with me?

- Are you serious? - I'm dead ass.

- Bill. - Come on.

- I don't know about that. - Come on.

Okay, how many years were we dating--

And you were asking, "Can I move in here?"

and I was like, no, no-- - Right.

- 'Cuz, you know, I like my place a certain thing--

And you gon' give that feminine energy,

and now I'm giving you exactly

what you been asking for, for years,

and you don't wanna take it. - Okay, okay--

- See, this-- y'all are so confu--

- Look, all right, Bill, okay.

If I give you this one chance, this one chance--

- Uh-huh. - And you screw this shit up...

- I ain't gon' do it. - It's a wrap.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, - I swear.

- I'm not gonna make the same mistake again.

- Okay. You sure?

- Are you sure? - Okay.

- Is that--is that a yes? Is that--is that a yes?

What--what's-- I mean, come on.

Look, where you staying, hm, where you staying?

- Well, I'm-- - Well, I'm--

- It's-- - Nope, nowhere.

I know you already gave up your place,

just come here, come on.

- I'm just not sure that's the best idea, Bill.

- But, why not? - I don't think you're ready.

- I am ready. Look, let me prove it, okay?

I just--I just asked you to move in, okay?

We gon' go through this again?

I just asked you to move in, that means I'm ready, okay?

- Okay. - Ain't gon' be nothing else.

- We'll see.

- Okay, a'ight, so... that's a yes?

- Is it a yes? - All right.

- Okay. So, where's your things?

- They're in storage. - Okay, well, let's go get 'em.

- Okay, can we do this tomorrow?

Like, slow down. - Okay.

- Okay. - Okay.

- I really, really, really, really love you.

I'm gonna make everything right.

- Okay.

- I can't get an I love you back?

- I love you, I'm just...I'm just scared.

- Look, I promise you, I'ma make everything right.

A'ight? - Okay.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Hey. - Hey, Greg.

- Hey, Ms. Alice. - Greg, what you doing here?

- I just moved back to Atlanta.

- Oh, damn, I forgot how fine you was.

- I got your bag for you.

- Well, where is John and, uh, Tom?

- Oh, Tom had to go to Ohio to see about his mom,

she's sick. - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

You know, tell him I send my love.

- Okay. - Well, where John at?

- John had to go to the store.

- Well, you just came from the store.

- I have to go, Ms. Alice. - No, no, no, no, no, come on,

I need to talk to you.

- Ms. Alice, I have a date.

- A date? - Yes.

- With who? - Ms. Alice!

- Oh, you cheating on me? - Huh?

- You know I'll cut you.

- If you don't mind, I have to go, okay?

- I need to talk to you.

- Okay, what is it?

- Well, I haven't been feeling like myself.

- Well, you seem to be fine.

- Well, I'm not, I'm serious.

I have to tell you something, I'm missing my period.

- What?

- Yes.

- Ms. Alice, are you... are you serious?

- Yes.

- You still have a period?

- Yes, --, I still have a period.

- Are you-- - Ah! I think I'm pregnant.

- Damn!