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- Go and lock the door.
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- Mama,
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Previously on, "Bruh."
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- You ain't never liked yoga.
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- What happened to that nonsense
y'all pulled last night, huh?
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- Listen, we were horny.
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- I'm out.
- Leave.
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- If we don't
talk about this, bruh,
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we're all gonna be in trouble.
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- What do you need
to tell me?
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- I'd do anything to have you
right now in this moment.
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- What do I say?
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- Yeah, what do you say
to me wanting you?
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- Mike, I say that you're just
trying to get back at Bill.
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- Yeah, 'cuz that nigga don't
deserve you.
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- So, you think, I'm just gon'
come up in your apartment,
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and sleep with you?
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- It's just sex.
It's not like we in love.
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- You--you don't see all the
things that's wrong with that?
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- I'm not gon' tell nobody.
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- Ah! Okay, that makes it
so much better.
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- So much better.
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- Yeah, you not gon'
tell nobody, so...
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- Cool!
- Okay.
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- Cool, so...
- Right.
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- So, we could--
-Cool.
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- You wanna do it?
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- Okay.
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- Okay?
No!
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You stupid son of a bitch!
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- My mother wouldn't
appreciate that.
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- The--
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- Wait, you sure you don't
want to just...
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- Mike, no!
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There is absolutely no way.
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- As much as he
was cheating on you
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when y'all were to--together.
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You know that time that he said
he was with me,
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he was actually
with three girls, but--
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- Wow!
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-What?
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- Wow!
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- Wow is right.
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- So, you really hate him
that much?
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- He fucked Pam.
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- Okay, so you just trying
to get me to get back at her?
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- Yeah.
-Yeah.
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They did not.
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- I know they did,
I have proof.
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- What proof?
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- Don't worry about what proof
I got--I got proof.
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- Mike, you need to tell
what you're talking about.
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Now!
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- I was having her followed.
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- What?
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- I've had a private
investigator watch Pam, and--
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- That is ridiculous.
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-I just wanted to know
what she was doing.
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- Okay, okay,
so what did he tell you, Mike?
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- He said
that Bill dropped Pam off.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And then he said
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he later saw his car in front
of her apartment all night
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'til the next morning.
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- Okay, so did he
see him going in?
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- No. No.
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- Did he see him coming out?
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- I think his shift ended,
but--
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- Okay, so he didn't--
he didn't?
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- No. No, he did it,
I know he did it.
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I'm telling you.
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So, what's up,
we fucking or what?
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- You know what?
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- You asshole.
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- Alright, slapping me,
good night.
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- I'm out.
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- Okay.
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- Unbelievable
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- Go away!
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-Come on, Bill.
- Yo', I ain't going, peace.
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-Bro, stop playing.
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- I ain't playing,
go away.
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-Dude, open the door.
- Go away, J.
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- Yeah.
- What the hell?
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- Nigga, we got the keys,
we got the keys, nigga.
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- Who doesn't have keys
to my crib?
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- Exactly.
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- Man, yo--
- What's up?
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- Nothing, man--
yo, I ain't going, bye, go.
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-Come on.
- Stop it, Bill,
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you're going, alright?
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- I ain't going nowhere.
- Stop it, dude, you're going.
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- You see I'm working,
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I got better things
to do, fellas.
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- He hit me in my damn face,
and I'm going.
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- Well--
- So, you have to go, let's go.
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- He should have hit your ass.
- Why should he have hit me?
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- I saw the video.
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- How in the hell
you see the video?
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- Yo' mama must have
posted it.
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- This damn lady, boy.
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-Yeah, she posted it,
it's okay.
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- It's alright,
I knocked his ass out.
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- Not as bad as he knocked
your ass out.
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- Shut the hell up,
come on, man, we gotta go.
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- Okay, okay,
enough of the jokes.
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Bill, you're going.
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- No, don't y'all see a pattern
with this dude?
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- Actually, yeah, I do.
- Yeah, it's toxic.
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- It remind--it makes me think
about that.
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John, knock his ass out,
we can drag him with us.
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- Shit, let me go.
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- I ain't Mike,
I'll knock your ass out.
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- Oh, you gon' show
your height on me?
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Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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- I'ma let you live today. I'ma
gon' let you--it's all good.
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- Remember that.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Please, remember that.
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- Okay, okay,
just take it easy,
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we gotta go, though,
this is the bruhs.
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- For real, let's do it.
- I'm done.
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I'm done with that dude.
Goodbye.
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- Nah, man.
- Okay, Bill, you know, bruh,
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we're just gonna go
talk to him without you.
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- Y'all do what y'all do. You
know Mike is gon' be on that
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same bullshit, he ain't talking
about nothing.
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- This is some bullshit.
- You wouldn't know
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'cuz you won't be there.
- Say what you wanna say.
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- I don't care,
I don't wanna be there.
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- Okay, fine then.
-Peace.
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-We thought
we was together.
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Friendship is suppose
to be together--
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But, you wanna
be do what you--
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- Talk to that toxic
little nigga.
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-Okay, alright.
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- We're gonna talk to him,
you should be in with us,
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but, okay.
- Yep, okay.
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-Alright.
- Peace.
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-Peace.
- Can I get my key?
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- No.
- Wow, you ain't
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gon' give me my key?
- No.
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- Nope.
- That's foul.
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- Hey, we still the Bruhs,
are we not?
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Are we not?
Okay.
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See you later,
love you. Wouldn't wanna--
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- Actually.
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-Hello?
- Hey.
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-What?
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- Can I, um--can I see you?
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-Bill.
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- No, seriously, I really,
really wanna see you.
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-I'm not--
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- Can--please, Natalie,
can you come through?
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-Okay, okay fine.
- Okay.
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Thank you.
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Oh, how y'all
say that, "Namaste."
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I like that.
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Fuck, Mike.
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- Who is it?
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-Regina.
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- Ah, shit.
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- Are you sure?
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- Come in.
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Yes, I'm sure.
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- Pam keeps calling me
and calling me,
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and if she really
did that, then--
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- She really did it.
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- Then I need the proof.
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- Alright, what do you need?
- I need a drink.
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- I got that.
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What else?
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- I wanna talk to your guy.
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- Alright, I can call him.
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- Okay, go ahead.
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- But I just talked to him.
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He said he gon' give me
the pictures that he took.
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- Alright.
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- I'm waiting for them.
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- Cool.
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- I should have them in my email
any minute.
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- You wanna sit?
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- Mike...
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- Not on the sofa,
just right here.
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I'm not doing nothing,
just...sit down.
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- Fine.
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You need to know that I'm
really pissed off at you.
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- For what?
- For what?
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Trying to sleep with me.
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- That?
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- It's--it's something
wrong with you.
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It--mental--
something is off, Mike.
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- I'm just Mike.
Look--
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- You guys make it
so damn hard, like--
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- What do we make hard?
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- Everything.
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You--it just being--being
y'all, being a guy.
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- Look, I'm not going
to sit here,
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and let you male bash me
in my house.
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- No, no, I'm not trying
to male bash--
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I'm not trying to male bash you,
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I'm just trying to get you
to listen for once.
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- What the fuck
you gonna tell me--
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-Okay.
- That I haven't already heard?
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- That is my cue--
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I'm not--
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You know what?
- What?
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- How 'bout you just email those
to me, okay?
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- Regina, I'm not
emailing shit to you.
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You wanna see 'em,
you can sit right there,
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and you can look at them.
- Are you--Mike,
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seriously?
- Seriously.
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- You are such a fucking lawyer.
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- I'm a good lawyer.
A good one, a damn good one.
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- And a cocky one.
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God!
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Just wanna slap you.
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- Don't--don't you put
your hands on me again.
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I already got hit by John, and--
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- Yeah, I saw that.
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-You saw that?
- I did.
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It was funny.
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- It was not funny.
- You deserved it.
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- No, I--I got his ass back.
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- I saw that, too.
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-Yeah, you saw
that shit, too?
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- Let me guess, Ms. Alice.
- Ms. Alice.
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She posted it .
She post everything.
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She is funny.
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- Mm, you can say that.
-You know she is.
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- She a freak, like a freak--
- That shit be funny.
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- Yeah, it do be funny.
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- That shit be funny,
but you can't let her hear that.
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If she hear you
call her a freak--
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-You right.
She got hands.
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- Alright.
- Hm?
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- Let's just wait for this email
to come through.
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- Okay.
-Okay.
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- Oh!
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Oh, damn.
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- What is it?
- It's my mama calling.
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- Answer it.
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- No,
I'm not answering that.
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- Why wouldn't you answer it?
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- Because I don't
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wanna hear all the bullshit my
mama be talking about right now.
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- Well, she's been calling you
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ever since you stepped-stepped
into the car with me, so...
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-Mm-hmm, I know.
I'm not answering it.
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- Answer it.
Wasn't I just telling you,
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you gotta appreciate your mom
while she's here?
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One day, you're gonna wish
you could get that call.
251
00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:56,482
So, answer it.
- Well, that day is not today.
252
00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:58,862
I'm not answering it.
253
00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:00,724
- Well, at least
turn off the ringer.
254
00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:03,862
- Yeah, I can do that.
255
00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:05,034
She's blowing you up, man,
256
00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:07,379
maybe it's important.
- Nah, man,
257
00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:09,344
I need to think about putting
her in an old folks' home,
258
00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:10,517
or something, bruh.
259
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:11,862
Like
we need to do something.
260
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,137
-What the fuck?
261
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:18,655
-You sure did.
262
00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:21,172
- Hey, Ma.
263
00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,482
-Don't your little
bitch ass "Hey, Ma" me.
264
00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:25,965
- Wh--wh--what's up, Ma?
265
00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:28,517
- And don't damn say,
"What, Ma?"
266
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,689
like you disgusted with me.
267
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,137
- How may I help you?
268
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:36,310
- I need some tampons.
-Oh my god, Ma!
269
00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:37,724
I been going--
270
00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:40,137
you been making me get
your stuff since I was a kid,
271
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:42,413
please, can you not
get your own?
272
00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:43,724
-And?
273
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:46,689
Shit, I carried you
for nine months.
274
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:49,000
- Ok--okay, Ma,
fine, I'll get 'em.
275
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:51,206
-You know, the one
with the blue and yellow box.
276
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:54,034
- Yes, I've been getting
since I was a kid, I know.
277
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:56,413
- And get me some condoms.
-Ma!
278
00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:57,965
- You know,
the large and the small.
279
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,793
Ain't nothing like having one
of them damn things slip off.
280
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,206
- Oh my god!
Ma, I--
281
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:04,103
-And get me some
of them little bitty balloons.
282
00:13:04,206 --> 00:13:05,344
- Okay.
Ma!
283
00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:06,586
-You know,
they're smaller than condoms.
284
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,413
- Oof!
-And some batteries.
285
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:09,655
- Okay, Ma, that's fine.
286
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:10,827
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah,
287
00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,172
and I need some lube.
- Wh--I'm not--
288
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,620
Ma, I'm not doing that now,
that's too far.
289
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:16,068
-I got to have the lube.
290
00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:18,034
And shit,
I'm getting older every day.
291
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,793
- Ma, I don't wanna hear that!
292
00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:21,241
- You know, just--just--
pussy, pussy, pussy,
293
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:22,689
you know, I just need
something for that.
294
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:24,758
- Ugh!
-Boy, it's the pussy.
295
00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:28,310
- Ugh! Ma, stop talking to me
about that, okay?
296
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,827
It's not okay for--
- To say pussy, pussy?
297
00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:32,413
---for you to talk
to me like that.
298
00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:34,379
- Meow!
Pussy!
299
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,034
- Oh!
300
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,724
- This lady is crazy.
301
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,000
- You sure your phone
is hung up?
302
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:49,655
- Yes, it's hung up.
- Hey is--Are you sure?
303
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:52,620
- Yes, Tom, I'm sure.
304
00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:53,896
- Okay.
305
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:59,413
Hey, um, so your mom
she still gets her, um--
306
00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:02,275
- Hey! Eh, eh, don't--don't
ask me no questions
307
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,068
about what she doing, okay?
- No, I--I just wanna know,
308
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:06,206
like--like, she has
her period still?
309
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,965
- Hey! I don't know
what the fuck she has.
310
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:09,482
- I'm just saying.
- Don't be asking me that.
311
00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:11,758
- No, but, John, listen,
like, medically, it's actually--
312
00:14:11,862 --> 00:14:13,103
- Eh, I don't give--
- --super rare for--
313
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:14,965
- A fuck about medically,
whatever you just said,
314
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:17,551
I don't care, okay?
I don't wanna talk about that.
315
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,758
You a doctor, that's your stuff,
I don't do that, okay?
316
00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:21,103
Don't be asking
me about her body.
317
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:22,931
I don't wanna know,
I don't wanna think about it.
318
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,551
Don't even mention it. Shit.
- Got it. Got it.
319
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,482
- What the f--what the fuck I'm
suppose to know all that,
320
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:28,551
you ask--
- I--
321
00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:29,827
- Don't--don't ever ask--
322
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:31,103
Don't say nothing
about that with my mama, okay?
323
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:33,344
Thank you.
Don't--don't say nothing.
324
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:34,965
- Okay, roger that.
325
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:38,068
- It's already enough that
she talking--saying...shit.
326
00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:40,793
Nobody wanna hear that, man.
- Yep, well, it's okay.
327
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:42,482
We're going to Mike's,
don't worry about it.
328
00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:43,793
- I don't wanna go to Mike's.
329
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:46,034
I don't--I don't know why
y'all even drag me this way.
330
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,172
- Well, it's the Bruhs,
we gotta do it, alright?
331
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:51,517
- Yeah, I understand that.
- Yes, thank you, man.
332
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,793
- It's not natural.
333
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:54,793
It's nothing natural
about that nasty lady
334
00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:57,620
talking to her child
about any of those things,
335
00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:58,862
it's nothing natural about that.
336
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,827
It's something sick
about it, okay?
337
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:04,275
And there's nothing normal
about that, okay?
338
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:07,413
- Well, you know, if she still
has these functions,
339
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:10,931
No that's actually
quite fascinating.
340
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:12,310
- "It's fascinating,"
you a white--
341
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:15,068
you are really white, bro.
You probably 70% white.
342
00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:17,517
Let's stop at the store up here,
please, so I can get this.
343
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,551
- You sure you don't just wanna
go after we're done with Mike?
344
00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:21,344
- I don't wanna go afterward,
let me get this lady stuff
345
00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:23,137
so I can get it
back to her, please.
346
00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:26,517
- Okay.
- Alright. Pull up right here.
347
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,793
Eh, um, can I ask your white
side for a couple dollars?
348
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,413
I need to get
this stuff for her.
349
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:34,482
I'ma--yeah.
350
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:35,793
- Yeah, I got you.
351
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:38,206
- Alright, my mama gon' pay
your white side back.
352
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:41,068
Hey, you can pull up right here,
I'ma just run in real quick.
353
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:43,137
- Alright, give me a minute,
there's a car in front of me.
354
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,172
- A'ight, nigga, I can see
the car, uh, you're off.
355
00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,896
- Alright.
- A'ight, I'll be back.
356
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,965
- Hold on,
how much you need?
357
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,758
- Oh yeah,
I'm forgetting the money,
358
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,137
you're so white and on time.
359
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:57,034
Yes, I need how ever much you
can give me.
360
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,793
- That's enough.
- Thank you.
361
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,206
My mama gon' pay you back.
362
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,896
Let me just borrow this, too,
just--ooh, thanks,
363
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,068
'preciate it.
I'll pay you back.
364
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,793
You know I got it,
you know what I'm saying?
365
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:09,172
- Try to hurry, okay?
- Yeah, I got you.
366
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:11,862
- Thank you.
- Alright.
367
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,620
You got some more?
Never mind.
368
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,827
- Hurry!
369
00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:27,241
- Hello?
370
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:28,931
Hi, Deidre.
371
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,896
Deidre, I need you
to slow down, please.
372
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,482
No, just--
373
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:39,620
can you tell me exactly
what the doctor told you?
374
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,241
- O--okay, um, who's there
with you right now?
375
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:51,482
- Yeah, I--I know, I've--um,
I got busy with--with work,
376
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,827
and other...
377
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,896
Listen, listen, I promise you
I'll be there tomorrow, okay?
378
00:16:58,241 --> 00:16:59,827
Yeah, I--I don't care
if there's not a flight,
379
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,206
I'll drive all night
if I have to.
380
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:04,379
Okay, I'll see you soon,
bye.
381
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:11,000
- Come on, John, fuck!
382
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,931
- Hey.
- Hey.
383
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,379
- So...
384
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,827
- So...
385
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,241
- Thanks for coming.
386
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:55,586
- I don't think this
is the best idea, but...
387
00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:59,344
- That sounds like
something you would say,
388
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:01,965
ain't that right, Flower Child?
- Don't give me that bullshit.
389
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:03,413
-Man, you always
been the good girl.
390
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,310
- Mm.
Do not give me that bullshit.
391
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,965
- Okay.
O--okay.
392
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,344
- So...what is it?
393
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:14,620
- Damn, I just, uh--I just
wanted a little company.
394
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:17,724
- Hell nah.
-What?
395
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:18,931
- We're not about to sit here,
396
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:22,275
and have a therapy session,
are we?
397
00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:23,689
- That's what
it looks like to me.
398
00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:24,931
- Oh!
-Yeah.
399
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,379
- Really?
- I mean, come on, you know
400
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,655
I need it, and since this--
- Oh.
401
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,034
- --is what you--
- Okay.
402
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:31,517
-Okay.
- Cool.
403
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,068
I'll be billing you, though.
- Cool, send it to my secretary.
404
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:35,275
- Perfect.
- She'll send you an invoice.
405
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,517
- Come on, have a seat.
406
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,068
-Oh, right to business?
- Right to business.
407
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:42,241
-Okay, okay.
408
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:48,241
Alright, right to business.
- Right to business.
409
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,655
- Okay, hold on,
let me get my--
410
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:53,517
how do you do it? Let me get
my chakras in alignment.
411
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,896
Okay.
412
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,620
- I need to ask you something.
- Mm-hmm.
413
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:03,379
Is this like therapy role play?
Alright.
414
00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,103
Tell me what it is,
what do you wanna know?
415
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,448
- Tell me about your mother.
416
00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:08,724
- Damn.
417
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:11,103
- What?
418
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,931
- Really?
419
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:17,448
Damn, I--
this is like--I don't, um--
420
00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:19,620
I don't talk
about her that much.
421
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:23,275
- Why?
422
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,758
- Because she, uh--she abandoned
me when I was a kid.
423
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:28,931
I was raised by my grandmother.
424
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,172
- Does she not speak to you?
425
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,689
- Are we really doing this?
426
00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:35,655
I was--I was just joking,
I just wanted to see you.
427
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:40,827
- You asked me to come over
and do what I do, right?
428
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,862
This is it.
429
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,620
- Okay.
430
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:49,275
-Okay.
431
00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:53,551
How did that make you feel?
432
00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:55,655
- Like shit.
433
00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:58,310
She was there for my
kindergarten graduation,
434
00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:01,344
and she was there
for my college.
435
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,448
- And she didn't speak to you?
436
00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:13,068
- No, she remarried.
437
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:17,827
- Did that make you
feel abandoned?
438
00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:20,241
- Yes.
439
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,517
- And what else?
440
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,103
- Alone.
441
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:34,793
Scared like, um,
like nobody, um, wanted me.
442
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:37,586
- Good.
443
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:41,862
- Nah, you know...
it made me feel like shit,
444
00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,241
I said that.
445
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:46,275
- "Like shit,"
is not an emotion.
446
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,862
How did that make you feel?
447
00:20:55,206 --> 00:20:58,517
- Like I'm not--
like I'm a nobody.
448
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:01,275
Like nobody wanted me,
and...
449
00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:03,517
why are we talking about this?
450
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:07,448
- Because, Bill,
you don't think it matters,
451
00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:12,413
but we all arrived to this place
in life from somewhere.
452
00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:16,586
I choose men based off
of my father.
453
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,413
And men choose women based
off of their mothers,
454
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:23,655
and experiences of life they've
been through, good and bad.
455
00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:27,275
Every answer you're looking for
is in your past.
456
00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:35,275
I can take you through this,
but it's gonna be painful.
457
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,931
It's gonna be a long journey.
458
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:46,655
Do you wanna go?
459
00:21:46,758 --> 00:21:48,689
- Let's go, let's do it.
460
00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:51,586
-Okay.
461
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:56,172
I'll come back to your mother
'cuz I know that's hard.
462
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:59,413
But tell me about your father.
463
00:21:59,517 --> 00:22:02,413
- Well, uh, never met him.
464
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:06,827
I wouldn't know him if I saw him
walking down the street.
465
00:22:06,931 --> 00:22:08,551
- Okay.
466
00:22:27,655 --> 00:22:30,206
- Hey, what's going on, man?
467
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:32,413
Is everything okay?
468
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:35,448
- No, it's my mother.
469
00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:38,000
- Is she not getting any better?
470
00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:39,206
- I talked to my aunt,
471
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:43,206
and the doctor said
her kidneys are failing.
472
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:44,965
- Oh no.
473
00:22:45,068 --> 00:22:48,517
Organ failure, um, I'm--
you should--you should go.
474
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,517
-Yeah, yeah, I should've
been gone, you know,
475
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,068
I'm--I'm--I'm here trying
to keep by bruhs together,
476
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:56,413
and my mom needed me
the whole time.
477
00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:58,896
- What do you need me
to do, man?
478
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,586
- Could you--um,
could you go to the hospital,
479
00:23:02,689 --> 00:23:04,241
talk to the administrator,
Linda Hayes,
480
00:23:04,344 --> 00:23:06,034
tell her what happened.
481
00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:07,310
I'll talk to her
sometime tomorrow.
482
00:23:07,413 --> 00:23:08,896
- Okay, yeah,
I'll--I'll go talk to her.
483
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,724
I can even see about
filling in down there.
484
00:23:11,827 --> 00:23:14,000
- Yeah, you know what,
she'd appreciate that.
485
00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:16,448
Linda really likes hiring
young black male doctors,
486
00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:19,137
so, um, just be
careful for her, okay?
487
00:23:19,241 --> 00:23:22,482
- Okay, good, look, don't worry
about anything here, man,
488
00:23:22,586 --> 00:23:24,862
just go take care
of your mother, alright?
489
00:23:24,965 --> 00:23:29,655
- Thanks, I--um,
I can't lose her, man.
490
00:23:29,758 --> 00:23:31,793
- I'll be there for you, man.
491
00:23:31,896 --> 00:23:32,724
- Appreciate that.
492
00:23:32,827 --> 00:23:35,655
- If you need anything,
call me.
493
00:23:38,241 --> 00:23:39,862
- Take care
of my bruhs, alright,
494
00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:41,137
they're good dudes, man.
495
00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:43,034
They need each other,
but they just don't know it.
496
00:23:43,137 --> 00:23:44,827
- Yeah, I got you, man.
-Appreciate it.
497
00:23:44,931 --> 00:23:46,172
- I got you.
498
00:23:46,275 --> 00:23:48,965
- Eh, speaking of, I left
John at Reeves, uh, Drugstore,
499
00:23:49,068 --> 00:23:50,172
can you go get him for me?
500
00:23:50,275 --> 00:23:51,862
- Yeah, yeah, it's no problem,
yeah.
501
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:55,448
- Alright.
- Listen, Tom, be safe, okay?
502
00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:57,758
- I appreciate it, man.
Take care of my bruhs.
503
00:23:57,862 --> 00:23:58,896
-- Yeah.
-- Alright.
504
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,862
- I'll try my best, man.
-Thanks Greg.
505
00:24:04,241 --> 00:24:07,482
- Oh my goodness.
506
00:24:14,172 --> 00:24:16,241
- Here it is, look,
the email came through.
507
00:24:20,862 --> 00:24:23,620
- Look, that's his car
right there.
508
00:24:23,724 --> 00:24:26,068
- I mean, it looks like it.
- Mm-hmm.
509
00:24:26,172 --> 00:24:27,551
- Okay.
510
00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:33,068
- So, there's your proof.
511
00:24:34,448 --> 00:24:35,413
- Mike, did you read the email?
512
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:36,689
- I don't gotta
read the email,
513
00:24:36,793 --> 00:24:38,137
I'm looking at
the pictures right there.
514
00:24:38,241 --> 00:24:40,206
- Read it, attorney!
515
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,137
- He said the license plate
was different, he was wrong.
516
00:24:49,827 --> 00:24:51,862
- There you have it.
- See. There you have it?
517
00:24:51,965 --> 00:24:53,862
-There you have it.
- They didn't do anything.
518
00:24:58,482 --> 00:25:01,379
- Nigga, that's your Private eye
that you hired.
519
00:25:01,482 --> 00:25:03,172
Wrong!
520
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:13,448
- Well, he still kissed her.
- That's because I told her to.
521
00:25:13,551 --> 00:25:15,206
- So, you into
that ménage à trois shit?
522
00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:16,413
- Nigga, no.
523
00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:17,931
- Then why in the world would
you do that?
524
00:25:18,034 --> 00:25:21,827
- I'm just trying to get him
to like, you know, like, just--
525
00:25:21,931 --> 00:25:25,965
- To what?
- Just to grow the fuck up.
526
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:27,827
All of y'all, just--
527
00:25:27,931 --> 00:25:29,172
-That don't
make no sense to me.
528
00:25:29,275 --> 00:25:32,689
So, you gon' have her kiss him
for him to grow up?
529
00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:35,448
- It's for him
to make the decision
530
00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:38,758
on what he really wants.
For him to be faithful.
531
00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:39,965
For the motherfucker
to just grow up,
532
00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:45,034
and say no sometime,
like a man would.
533
00:25:45,137 --> 00:25:46,965
- I'm sorry.
534
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:51,413
- I'm sorry, what'd you say?
535
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:52,724
- I'm sorry.
-Oh!
536
00:25:52,827 --> 00:25:57,344
Is this Big Mike
saying he's sorry?
537
00:25:57,448 --> 00:25:59,172
- Yeah, this is Big Mike
saying he's sorry.
538
00:26:01,379 --> 00:26:03,310
- Okay.
539
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:05,827
- You had a lot,
you driving?
540
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:08,172
- Mike, I've had two glasses,
I'm fine.
541
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,551
-Okay.
Good.
542
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,034
-Okay.
- Relax.
543
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,827
- Well, I'ma go.
544
00:26:13,931 --> 00:26:14,862
But...
545
00:26:14,965 --> 00:26:17,862
and thank you
for saying you're sorry.
546
00:26:17,965 --> 00:26:21,103
- Sure thing,
and thanks for coming,
547
00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:22,896
I'm glad nothing happened.
548
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,931
- Yeah, well, you know I wasn't
gon' sleep with you, right?
549
00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:28,896
- You thought I was
gon' sleep with you?
550
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,896
- Nigga, what?
551
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,551
Yes.
- Nah, nah, I wasn't gonna--
552
00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:36,689
I wasn't gonna do it.
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
553
00:26:36,793 --> 00:26:38,586
- You saw it in my eyes,
I couldn't do it.
554
00:26:38,689 --> 00:26:41,000
- I wasn't gonna do it.
555
00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:45,620
- I saw a lot of stuff
in your eyes that is--
556
00:26:45,724 --> 00:26:48,000
- You not too bad of a girl,
you know that?
557
00:26:48,103 --> 00:26:50,103
- Oh, I know that.
558
00:26:50,206 --> 00:26:52,931
- Bill's lucky.
559
00:26:55,137 --> 00:26:57,034
- Wait, say it again.
560
00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,172
- I said, Bill is lucky.
561
00:26:59,275 --> 00:27:02,827
- Mm, you should tell him that.
562
00:27:02,931 --> 00:27:05,965
- I ain't talking to that nigga.
Fuck that nigga.
563
00:27:06,068 --> 00:27:07,896
But he's lucky.
564
00:27:10,241 --> 00:27:14,551
- But just as you said,
Bill is a lucky guy, so are you.
565
00:27:14,655 --> 00:27:16,413
- You got to get out
of here with that shit.
566
00:27:16,517 --> 00:27:17,896
- Okay, I'm just
saying.
567
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,275
- I'm cool.
- I'm tryna be nice.
568
00:27:26,724 --> 00:27:29,068
- No, go on,
did I interrupt something?
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