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- I'm not interested in you.
- Same.
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- I'm not attracted to you.
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I'm in love with your friend,
and I don't even wanna be that.
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-Previously on "Bruh"--
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- Mike, apologize.
- You trying to be with her?
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- Mike, you disrespected her.
Mike. Mike.
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- I just wanted
you to be honest.
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You were into me, say that.
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And if you weren't, then
you could've said that too.
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I just wanted the truth.
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- Maybe you're right.
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- The fuck who's--who's there?
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-It's me.
- Regina?
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- Mm-hmm, I'm mad at you.
- I know.
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- No, like mad mad.
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- Oh, oh, yeah, I know.
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- Yeah, so I'm thinking--
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- You wanna--you wanna talk?
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- No, I don't wanna talk.
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- So you don't wanna talk?
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- I wanna talk about this.
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- Okay, we can talk
about that and them.
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- Yeah. Let's talk about
fucking.
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I'm feeling silly willy nilly,
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- Yo.
- Hi, Mike.
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- Get out of here.
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- I said get out of here.
- Are you drunk?
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Hmm? Well?
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Yes, you are.
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- What are you doing here?
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- Okay, so I had a long
talk with Regina.
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- Mm-hmm, well go back.
- Okay, just--
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- Give me my fucking keys.
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- Will you just stop being
an asshole and listen?
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- Did you just fucking belch
when I'm trying to tell you
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I love you?
- Oh God, I'm sorry.
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That was--that was rude.
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- It's disgusting.
- I was--
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Tell me what
you was saying about.
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- Listen, I just--I wanna
be with you, and only you.
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Are you there?
- I'm here.
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I--I think I wanna be with
other people, you know?
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- Okay, so you're still
gonna be an asshole.
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- If that's what you
wanna call it, yeah.
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- Okay. Alright, well, I
know you love me.
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- Mm.
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- Maybe--can you
just stop drinking?
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- Can you not touch my shit?
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Look, what have you done
with my love besides hurt me?
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- You're so stupid.
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- I'm not gonna be too
more stupids.
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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- I'm just trying to talk to
you--why do you keep spilling
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beer all over--
- Why are you judging me
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in my house?
- Why are you drinking? Why--
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- Why are you in my house?
You came here!
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I was chilling.
- Put the beer down--
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you're disgusting.
- I'm sorry.
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- I'm just trying to talk to
you and get you to understand.
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Clearly, you're not even
ready for a relationship.
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It's obvious.
- Mm-hmm.
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Any buts? You have anything else
to say?
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- You know what? I'm gonna call
Regina and tell her
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how wrong she is.
You're pathetic.
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You're disgusting, actually.
- I'm in my house.
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- You disgust me.
- Don't you touch me.
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- You should put this down.
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- No, you--you should get out.
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You should get out and
don't--you should clean
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that up too. Bye.
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- No, actually--no, no, no, no,
- I'm not answering anything.
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- Talk to me, answer me, sit
down. Sit, please.
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- You think I'm gonna sit down
when you talk to me like that?
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- Sit down, sit down please.
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I have a question.
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Okay. Please, please.
Thank you.
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- What, Mike?
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- Did you fuck Bill?
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- You know the answer to that.
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- I know you didn't answer me.
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- Do you think I would do that?
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- You kissed him.
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- No, I didn't.
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Regina told you
what that was about.
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- Yeah, but--
- But what?
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You know what? This is stupid,
I'm out of here.
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- Bye. Leave my key.
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Who's sorry? Who's sorry?
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-My turn.
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- Whoa, why you stop?
Why you stop?
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- We're done.
- Okay, where you going?
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- Home.
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- No, no, no, hold up,
I ain't--I ain't done.
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- Ah well, I don't know
what to tell you, bae.
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- Hold up, you just--
- Listen--
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- You just gonna leave me like
this?
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- I was horny, and you
know how to do what you do.
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And that's all I wanted.
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- Okay, that's
cute, but--hold up,
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you just used me for my body?
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- Well, don't you think that's
better than using a vibrator?
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- That's a good one.
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Hold up. No, for real.
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My vibrator
didn't get anything.
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Yo, you can't
leave me like this.
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- Why can't I?
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- Because you got him up, now
you gotta get him down.
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- I don't gotta do nothing.
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- Regina, that's selfish.
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- Oh, wow.
We're using that word?
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- Yeah, look, all that time I
just spent down on my knees--
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- And I came twice.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, I know, I was there.
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If you remember.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, now stop playing.
Stop it.
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You being for real?
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- I'm not being for real, boy.
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- Of course, that's
what I'm talking about.
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- But for real for real.
- Huh?
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- Mm-hmm. Bye.
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- No, no, stop playing.
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Hey, hey, can we talk later?
-No!
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- Regina!
-No!
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- That's--I would've
give consent.
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Okay?
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It's okay, it's perfectly fine.
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Regina, come back, baby.
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That ain't fair!
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Now you got my tongue
arguing with me.
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Baby, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
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What's wrong with you?
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What's--now you got my dick
mad at my tongue, alright?
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No, no, no, I ain't--no!
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I'm trying to get an
upward mandog.
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- Regina!
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-Ooh. Wake up!
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Wake up.
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John!
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Wake up, boy, you have
to open the store.
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- Ma. This is your morning
to open the store.
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- I'm too tired.
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You know, my date went
too long last night.
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- I know, I was stuck out
the house the whole time,
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that's why I just got--I
just got to sleep.
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- Now whose fault is that?
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- It's your fault.
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You had the double
lock on the door.
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- Then don't blame me 'cause
Christy likes to go a long time.
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- Who is Christy?
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Why do you keep talking
about this person?
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- You don't know my
coochie name by now?
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- Okay, it's too early
for this, Ma, okay?
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- No, I'm serious, you gotta
get up and open the shop.
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- Ma, I'm not getting up, no.
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I'm not doing it.
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- Get up.
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- Okay, what is it, Ma?
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I'm up. What you want?
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- I'm just waiting
on you to get up.
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- For--Ma, I'm not
opening the store.
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It's your turn.
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Fine, Ma, I'll open the store.
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Fine, okay?
- Okay, good, then get up.
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- I'm gonna get up. You don't
have to stand here.
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You can leave now.
- Why I gotta leave?
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- Because it's my
room, that's why.
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You just said you needed
what you needed, I got you.
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You can go.
- You naked?
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- What? Obviously I'm not naked,
Ma. Would you go?
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- Well, get up, that's
what I'm trying to say.
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- Ma, I'm not getting up.
Can you go, please?
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- Oh.
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Your little thing hard.
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- First of all,
it's not little, Ma.
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First of all, I'm not
having this conversation.
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- Yeah, it is, you know, 'cause
I've done seen it before.
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- Ma.
- It little.
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- Okay, this is
really inappropriate.
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- Yeah, uh-huh, you
living with your mama.
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- Can you please leave?
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- No, I need you to get up.
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- I'm up, don't you
see my eyes open?
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I am up. I see--I am up.
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Now please, exit
stage left, please. Thank you.
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- Did you name him?
- Name what?
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- Well, that
little ding-a-ling.
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- Ma! I don't wanna talk
to you about this.
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Stop talking about my stuff.
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- I mean, boy, I changed your
pissy diapers
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'til you were nine.
- Nine, Ma?
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- Yeah.
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- First of all, you shouldn't
have me in diapers that long,
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first of all.
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- From a 9-year-old bitch to
a 30-something-year-old bitch.
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I'm out of here.
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With your little penis.
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- How you gonna call me a--how
you call me a bitch this early
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in the morning?
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-Bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch!
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- You--
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-I wish you
would call me a bitch--
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- Ain't nobody
calling you nothing!
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Nobody said nothing to you!
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-Damn right.
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-You calling Tom?
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- Damn, I gotta move out.
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Fucking hate my life.
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- One time you pray, like
Lord--you couldn't have put me
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in somebody else, Jesus.
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- Hello?
-What up, Tom?
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Hey, you in your car?
- Yes, I am.
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- Hey, man, could you
come scoop me, man?
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-Yeah, I was actually
wondering
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if you were gonna call.
- Yeah, man.
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- Yeah, man, no problem,
I'll come get ya.
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-Thank you.
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- Alright, hey, I'm already
in the car,
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so I'm close by, alright.
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- Alright, cool,
I'll see you in a few.
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-Okay, see ya soon.
- A'ight.
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- Bye.
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- God.
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- Yo?
- John?
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-Yeah?
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- Why does my jaw hurt?
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- I don't know
why your jaw hurt.
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You owe somebody
money or something?
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-John, nigga,
I think you hit me.
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- What?
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- Yeah, you hit me.
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-I did not. I don't know
what you talking about.
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- I was sitting at the bar.
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You came in and you hit me.
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- I--I don't know
what you talking about.
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You got hit?
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-Yeah, okay, I'm
coming to whoop your ass.
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- What you talking--wait, why
you bringing violence into it?
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We live in Atlanta, boy, the
home of Martin Luther King,
241
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boy, peace.
242
00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:05,551
Hello? Mike.
- I'll see you.
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-Mike!
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Damn!
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- Hey, Ma!
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- Ma!
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00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,344
- What are you doing here?
248
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,068
- I came to take a class.
249
00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:32,103
- When have you ever done yoga?
250
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:35,275
- You know what? I'm thinking
about trying something new.
251
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,896
- No, I don't think so.
252
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,793
- Come on now, talk to me.
253
00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:42,172
- Bill, I'm not talking to you.
254
00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:46,068
- Okay, well, I'm gonna
take your class anyway.
255
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:47,724
I'm sitting here, getting
my chakras aligned.
256
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,551
Let me try to sit
downward twerking dog.
257
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:52,448
- Class does not
start for 30 minutes.
258
00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:57,379
- Okay, well, I'm be right
here getting my chakras on--
259
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:59,586
- And Regina's coming.
260
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,137
- She is?
- Mm-hmm.
261
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:07,413
- Okay. Good, that's good.
262
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,103
- Bill, what are you doing?
263
00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,379
- I don't know.
264
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:14,137
- You need to figure it out.
265
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:16,758
- That's what I'm trying to do.
266
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:19,689
- You're doing a
really bad job of it.
267
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,103
- Is it that obvious?
268
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:23,413
- Some point, you gotta
grow up, seriously.
269
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:24,655
- I know.
270
00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,827
- Everything can't
be about sex, Bill.
271
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:31,379
Okay, flower child.
272
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,931
- Flower child?
273
00:14:33,034 --> 00:14:34,482
- Yeah, I mean,
just look at you.
274
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,931
You're always so
Zen and Namaste.
275
00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:38,344
- Not when it comes to you.
276
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:43,000
- Look, I'm sorry.
277
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:46,103
- You like actually slept with
me when you were thinking
278
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,344
about her.
279
00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:49,758
- I know, that
was--that was stupid.
280
00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:51,379
- You need therapy, for real.
281
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:56,137
- You--you're good
at that, right?
282
00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:57,310
- No.
283
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,448
- Come on, you are.
284
00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:00,620
You help all your clients.
285
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:02,482
- I'm good with women.
286
00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:04,551
- And men.
287
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,413
- I'm too close to help you.
288
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:09,896
- Well, I mean,
you--you can always try.
289
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,931
- Hmm-mm.
- Look, look.
290
00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:14,379
How am I supposed to get the
help I need
291
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,068
if you don't help me?
292
00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:18,827
- I know plenty
of good therapists.
293
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,379
- No, but I want you.
294
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:29,000
- Bill, are you talking
about for therapy?
295
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,862
- Yeah.
296
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,689
- Go get your mat.
297
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:36,034
Go get your mat and warm up.
298
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:37,620
No, I'm done talking about this.
299
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:38,724
I'm not doing this.
300
00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,068
- Okay, right here?
301
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,379
- Right there.
- What color?
302
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:45,551
- Okay, I'll go with blue.
- Good idea.
303
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,758
-Hello?
- Hey.
304
00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:57,862
-Hey.
305
00:15:57,965 --> 00:16:00,793
- Uh, is it--is it
too soon to talk?
306
00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,137
- What do you mean?
307
00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:05,344
- I just--I had a really
good time with you.
308
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,275
- I had a really good
time with you too.
309
00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:08,620
So...
310
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:13,000
When am I seeing you again?
311
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:16,310
- Greg, that is not slow.
312
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,896
- Yeah, but you were
having a good time, right?
313
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,413
-Yeah, but I
just can't get hurt again, okay?
314
00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:23,724
- Oh, no, look.
315
00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:26,724
I get that, okay?
316
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:29,413
- Okay, good.
317
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:32,655
-So...tonight?
318
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,551
- Okay.
319
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,068
- You're cooking.
320
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,482
-Done.
321
00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:38,689
- My place.
322
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:40,689
What's wrong with my place?
323
00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:42,551
- Your girlfriends.
324
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:47,379
- They won't be there, but
I guess your stove is nicer.
325
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:49,241
- Okay, cool.
326
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,551
- Okay.
327
00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:52,310
Alright, well, then I'll
call you when I get off work,
328
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:53,344
alright?
329
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:55,068
- Okay, I'm looking
forward to it.
330
00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:57,655
- Okay. Alright, bye.
331
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,931
- What's up, man?
- What's up, boy?
332
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,310
I appreciate you. Thank you.
333
00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:11,758
- Of course, of
course, I got you.
334
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:14,310
- My mama,
ugh, she's just--
335
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,241
- Yeah, she's never
gonna change, is she?
336
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:19,931
- No, she's not, unfortunately.
337
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,482
- Yeah, your mom's a trip, man.
338
00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:25,068
- Trip ain't even
the word to describe my mama.
339
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:29,620
Uh, like hurricane with all--all
340
00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:33,655
tragedy and--and terror.
341
00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:37,413
- Yeah.
- Pain.
342
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:40,551
- Here's the thing, man, I've
been thinking about it.
343
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:43,206
And, uh, even though
she's kinda crazy--
344
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,137
- She's not kinda crazy,
she's very crazy,
345
00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:46,931
but--sorry, go ahead.
346
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:50,275
- But listen, man, just cherish
every moment you have with her,
347
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,655
alright?
348
00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:53,827
It's important.
349
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:58,344
I'm, uh--my mom's
still feeling sick,
350
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:01,448
and I'm getting
worried about her.
351
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:03,896
- Oh damn, no way, I thought
she was getting better.
352
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,206
- Yeah, I mean,
she says she is,
353
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:09,965
but I--I don't think she's
telling the truth though.
354
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,344
- Tell her I'm sorry, bro.
355
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,275
Like I'm praying for
her, like for real.
356
00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:14,310
- Thanks.
- Sorry to hear that.
357
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:15,724
- I appreciate it.
- Yeah.
358
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:18,137
- She'll be alright though,
you know, she's tough.
359
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:20,413
Just I'm gonna see
her soon, it's fine.
360
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:21,517
- Yeah.
361
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,793
I hope she--yeah.
362
00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:25,000
I actually got a problem
I wanna talk to you about.
363
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,896
I was--Um--
364
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,655
- John, listen, right now, I
just don't have the money to
365
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,034
loan you, so I just--
366
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,896
- I'm not ask--I didn't
ask you for no money.
367
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,103
It wasn't even about no money.
Why you gotta go there?
368
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:37,620
- Nah, I just--I--sorry.
369
00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:40,482
- I don't always
ask y'all for money. Okay?
370
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,344
It's just sometimes.
- I stand corrected.
371
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:44,206
- Like y'all don't always
gotta assume that I want money.
372
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,172
That's not what I was even--
- Okay, okay.
373
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,724
- Dang, man.
- So what do you need, John?
374
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,206
Please, tell me, I'm here.
375
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,344
- I need some money.
376
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:53,793
- John?
377
00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:57,137
- I'm playing with you.
Don't need no money.
378
00:18:57,241 --> 00:19:00,586
But was you gonna give it to me?
Okay, no, just playing.
379
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:02,344
Unless you was
gonna give it to me.
380
00:19:02,448 --> 00:19:04,241
No, I'm--
- John, what do you need, man?
381
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,482
Talk to me.
- Seriously--alright,
382
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,482
seriously. I hit Mike last
night, man.
383
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:10,413
- What you mean you hit him?
- Like, man, he was drunk.
384
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,655
He was cussing out the
bartender, Littia,
385
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,310
the one I told you about, bro.
- Yeah.
386
00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:16,586
- And just acting a fool, man.
387
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,137
I had to knock his ass
out and drive him home.
388
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:23,724
- What?
- Yeah, like for real.
389
00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:25,310
- Damn.
- For real, man.
390
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:31,137
- Well, hey, good for
you, John, no, you know?
391
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,724
- No, it's not good for me.
392
00:19:32,827 --> 00:19:34,310
Now he talking about he gonna
come to the shop
393
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:37,000
and kick my ass.
- Ooh, damn.
394
00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:39,413
- Yeah, I know.
You think he gonna do it?
395
00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:43,931
- Uh, yeah, I would say
you better get ready.
396
00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:45,862
- I guess I gotta
knuckle up, huh?
397
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:48,724
- I mean, listen, that little
strong French bulldog
398
00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:50,137
will be at your heels.
399
00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:53,517
He's gonna come and he's
gonna come very hard.
400
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,620
- What kind of fucked up
brotherhood do we got?
401
00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:57,137
Like this is what we do?
402
00:19:57,241 --> 00:19:58,482
I gotta beat your ass, and
then--
403
00:19:58,586 --> 00:19:59,965
- I'm trying--
404
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,034
- That's a real one though,
sometimes you gotta knuckle up.
405
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,517
That happens.
406
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,517
- I think I'm gonna have to
have my mom open the store
407
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,758
with me tomorrow.
- That's a good idea.
408
00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:09,827
You know what? Miss Alice
probably take him.
409
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:12,275
- Oh, she--she--yeah, for sure.
410
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,103
- I don't know if she
will for me, but she will.
411
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,758
Definitely take him.
412
00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,793
This is, bro.
413
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:23,241
- Well, listen, all I'm saying
is...you gotta be ready.
414
00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:24,758
- Yeah, I know.
415
00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:26,482
- Tell me what happened. Maybe
record it if you can.
416
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,241
That'd be cool.
- Shut up, Tom.
417
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,793
- I'm serious.
- You just like a White person.
418
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,275
I need documentation.
419
00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:34,827
- Half of me is very
offended right now.
420
00:20:34,931 --> 00:20:37,068
- Should be. Half of you should
be very offended,
421
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:39,310
and half of you is
probably racist but--
422
00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:41,344
- Half of me's laughing
though, so that's fine.
423
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,172
- The other half of you is
probably hating the other side
424
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:46,137
of you. You just all confused.
425
00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:48,103
White be like, "Yo,
you a mulatto."
426
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,344
They will call you a mutt.
- Hey.
427
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,689
- You're a mutt,
that's what you are.
428
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:53,586
- Hey, that's racist. That is--
that actually is racist.
429
00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:54,965
That's not a joke.
430
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,689
- You got best of both worlds,
you know what I'm saying?
431
00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:58,275
- That's what I think.
- You got good credit.
432
00:20:58,379 --> 00:20:59,517
- Yeah.
- You're tall.
433
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:00,689
You know you got the
Black side working.
434
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,103
- It all works out, you know.
435
00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:04,448
Blackness with
anything takes good.
436
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,103
You put pepper on
anything, it's flavorful,
437
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,689
so you should be
happy for yourself.
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