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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,827 - No, no, you can't just kiss me like that! 2 00:00:12,931 --> 00:00:14,724 -Previously on "Bruh." 3 00:00:14,827 --> 00:00:15,862 - Hey, Regina. 4 00:00:15,965 --> 00:00:17,379 Girl, he didn't fall for it, no. 5 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:18,517 - She kissed you? 6 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,103 - Yeah, she called Regina, and, you know, 7 00:00:20,206 --> 00:00:21,344 made it see like it was her. 8 00:00:21,448 --> 00:00:23,172 - I need to move my car out of the red zone. 9 00:00:23,275 --> 00:00:24,379 - Or I'll have to arrest you. 10 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:25,724 - You promise? 11 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:26,862 - Got on the phone, 12 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:28,724 act like she was talking to Regina. 13 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:29,931 I was right next to her. 14 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:31,379 I didn't hear nobody on the other end. 15 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:32,931 - No harm, no fool. Let this go. 16 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:34,172 - All right. - Just don't say nothing. 17 00:00:34,275 --> 00:00:35,620 - There's something you're not telling me. 18 00:00:35,724 --> 00:00:36,862 You need to just tell me now. 19 00:00:36,965 --> 00:00:38,586 - It's... - What, what? Talk! 20 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:39,517 - She kissed me! 21 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:46,827 - She what? 22 00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:48,724 - She kissed me. 23 00:00:48,827 --> 00:00:49,827 - She kissed you? 24 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:51,689 - Mm-hmm. 25 00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:53,344 - Bill, how does that happen? 26 00:00:53,448 --> 00:00:55,379 - Well, see, we-- we was driving. 27 00:00:55,482 --> 00:00:57,724 You know me, 10-20, 10-2, all that. 28 00:00:57,827 --> 00:00:59,068 - Mm-hmm. 29 00:00:59,172 --> 00:01:00,827 -And then she just-- , bam. 30 00:01:00,931 --> 00:01:02,448 She, you know--kissed me. - No. 31 00:01:02,551 --> 00:01:03,896 Did you fuck her? 32 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,068 - No! 33 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:06,413 - Are you sure? 34 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:09,379 - I think I would know if I fucked her. Trust me. 35 00:01:09,482 --> 00:01:11,172 - Don't play with me right now, I swear to God. 36 00:01:11,275 --> 00:01:12,931 Don't play with me. - I'm not playing, I'm not. 37 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:15,896 - Why are you telling me this? 38 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,586 - Because if she told you, then... 39 00:01:18,689 --> 00:01:20,724 - Like, what, what? You did more than kiss her? 40 00:01:20,827 --> 00:01:21,896 - No, okay, look, look, 41 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,862 I just feel being your bruh and all, 42 00:01:23,965 --> 00:01:26,620 you're my man-- you know, uh, uh-uh. 43 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:27,965 - I'm not your-- 44 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:31,344 - I just think I should be the one to tell you. 45 00:01:31,448 --> 00:01:32,931 - So, yes, you did more than kiss her. 46 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:34,137 - No! 47 00:01:34,241 --> 00:01:36,068 - Then what was it, a peck? - It was... 48 00:01:36,172 --> 00:01:37,241 - What? - It was kiss. 49 00:01:37,344 --> 00:01:40,000 - What was it? Tell me. Tongue? 50 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:43,586 Bill, I will knock your ass 51 00:01:43,689 --> 00:01:45,310 out right now. - A little, a little, a little. 52 00:01:45,413 --> 00:01:50,241 But, look, I stopped, and I was like, "No, Pam, no!" 53 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,965 - Mm-hmm, and what did she say? 54 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:55,931 - She said that she knew that I wanted her, 55 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:59,137 and that Regina put her up to it. 56 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:01,068 - What did--Regina? 57 00:02:01,172 --> 00:02:03,827 - Yeah, she said that it was all a joke, 58 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:05,482 it was--you know, her and Regina 59 00:02:05,586 --> 00:02:07,172 put some elaborate scheme together 60 00:02:07,275 --> 00:02:09,586 to see if I'd fall for it. - Sounds like a lie. 61 00:02:09,689 --> 00:02:12,310 - Exactly, 'cause when she jumped on the phone, 62 00:02:12,413 --> 00:02:16,896 I ain't hear nobody else on the other end. 63 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,137 - So you kissed the woman that I love. 64 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,172 - Mike, no, she kissed me, bruh. 65 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,413 - Except, nigga, your tongue came out of your mouth. 66 00:02:24,517 --> 00:02:26,137 - No! 67 00:02:26,241 --> 00:02:29,827 Look, I--look, I'm-- 68 00:02:29,931 --> 00:02:31,068 Look, I'm sorry, man. 69 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:32,310 - You're sorry? -I'm sorry. 70 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:33,758 - Give fuck about you're sorry? 71 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,931 Nigga, you was sitting there with your dick hard 72 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:37,344 with my girl, you talk about sorry? 73 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,103 The fuck about you're sorry? - No, no. It was his fault, 74 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:40,310 not me. - Nigga, 75 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:42,965 I don't give a fuck, nigga! I don't care! 76 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:44,517 Nigga, get out. 77 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,137 - Okay, you know what, look, it's some bullshit, okay? 78 00:02:46,241 --> 00:02:47,724 -Get out, get out. - I get it. 79 00:02:47,827 --> 00:02:49,000 -Get the fuck out. Get out. 80 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:51,034 -Relax. - Get out! Get out! 81 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,413 Get out right now! 82 00:02:53,517 --> 00:02:54,931 Get out. 83 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:58,551 - Man, this is some bullshit. - I don't give a fuck, get out. 84 00:02:58,655 --> 00:03:02,482 Put some pep in your fucking step, nigga, move! Get out! 85 00:03:02,586 --> 00:03:03,827 -Alright. 86 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:49,482 - Hey. - Yo. 87 00:03:49,586 --> 00:03:51,931 - Yo, that shit did not go well. 88 00:03:52,034 --> 00:03:53,344 -What happened, man? 89 00:03:53,448 --> 00:03:55,344 - That boy Mike was mad as hell. 90 00:03:55,448 --> 00:03:57,517 - Man, I don't know if that was the right thing to do. 91 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,896 - I mean, come on, I had to do it. 92 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,344 - A'ight, fo' sho'. 93 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:03,137 I'ma call Mike and we'll have a drink later. Cool? 94 00:04:03,241 --> 00:04:04,620 - He ain't gonna want to talk to me. 95 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:07,724 - Hey, I don't know. He should calm down, though. 96 00:04:07,827 --> 00:04:09,379 - I'm telling you, the boy was heated. 97 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:10,724 He's not gonna talk to me. 98 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:12,689 - A'ight, I'll see. - All right, okay. 99 00:04:12,793 --> 00:04:14,379 -I'll hit you up later, a'ight? 100 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:15,310 - Yep. 101 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:17,310 - A'ight, peace. 102 00:04:25,413 --> 00:04:27,206 - You gonna get yo' ass off this phone 103 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,862 and help me with this lunch rush. 104 00:04:28,965 --> 00:04:31,413 - What lunch rush? It is not a soul in here! 105 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:32,827 - That's your damn fault. 106 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:34,482 - How is it my fault? 107 00:04:34,586 --> 00:04:37,413 - You don't want me to make this place topless. 108 00:04:37,517 --> 00:04:39,758 - Mom. Mom, come on, please. 109 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:40,931 - What? 110 00:04:41,034 --> 00:04:44,034 No, I will have all the men on their knees. 111 00:04:44,137 --> 00:04:46,379 - What fantasy world do you live in? 112 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:48,241 - The one where a nigga like you was aborted. 113 00:04:48,344 --> 00:04:49,448 - What the hell? 114 00:04:49,551 --> 00:04:52,379 Ma, damn, come on now with that! Please! 115 00:04:52,482 --> 00:04:54,137 That's not something you keep saying to your son 116 00:04:54,241 --> 00:04:55,689 about being aborted, all right? 117 00:04:55,793 --> 00:04:57,620 - No, you standing there talking about me? 118 00:04:57,724 --> 00:04:58,862 Oh, hell no. 119 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,793 - You telling me to get off the phone, for what? 120 00:05:00,896 --> 00:05:02,275 - Yes. - And help you? 121 00:05:02,379 --> 00:05:03,931 - That's right. 122 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:05,965 - There's no one in here. 123 00:05:06,068 --> 00:05:07,482 - Oh, you a hater. 124 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:09,172 - Mom, how am I a hater? 125 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,931 -Now, see, because if we go topless, 126 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:13,517 this place will be... 127 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:15,517 - Mom, and I'll be full of vomit, 128 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:17,172 and we will have to clean up every time 129 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,827 'cause nobody wants to see that, Mom, okay? 130 00:05:19,931 --> 00:05:21,758 - You gon' make me shoot you. - Ma, really? 131 00:05:21,862 --> 00:05:22,862 - Mm-hmm. - For real? 132 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:25,551 - No, I love you, but I will shoot yo' ass. 133 00:05:25,655 --> 00:05:27,206 - Because I don't wanna see your topless self 134 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,482 jumping around here? - You got it. 135 00:05:29,586 --> 00:05:31,758 - Okay, okay, Mom. What you want me to do? 136 00:05:31,862 --> 00:05:33,206 - Mop the damn floor. 137 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:36,965 - Mom, I just mopped the floor, and this is my store, okay? 138 00:05:37,068 --> 00:05:38,310 - Well, wipe down the counter. 139 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:39,793 - I did that already, Mom. 140 00:05:39,896 --> 00:05:42,137 - Well? - Well? 141 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,758 You do know this is my store too, right? 142 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:45,896 - But you can't do shit without me. 143 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,172 - Are you sure you're my mom? 144 00:05:47,275 --> 00:05:48,655 You sure you didn't adopt me or something? 145 00:05:48,758 --> 00:05:50,413 - I'm sure you're a pain in my ass. 146 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,862 -Okay. - That's what I'm sure of. 147 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:55,551 - Okay, what are the odds, huh? 148 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,344 - They want me to go to the office. 149 00:05:57,448 --> 00:05:59,034 - Okay, Mom, finish up out here. 150 00:05:59,137 --> 00:06:00,379 You can go to the office. 151 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:02,172 - Ain't nothing to do back there. 152 00:06:02,275 --> 00:06:03,448 - There's nothing to do in here, either. 153 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:04,620 - Though we have to get some customers, 154 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:06,482 or this place is going under. 155 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:07,862 - Ma, it's the summer. 156 00:06:07,965 --> 00:06:09,724 It's always slow in the summer, you know that. 157 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:10,758 - Well? 158 00:06:10,862 --> 00:06:12,103 - Ma, we go through this every year. 159 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,275 You say this every year. 160 00:06:13,379 --> 00:06:14,724 - Well, I don't like it every year. 161 00:06:14,827 --> 00:06:16,413 - That's why I tell you you have to save 162 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:17,724 in the winter and the fall 163 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:20,241 so that we can be ready for this moment. 164 00:06:20,344 --> 00:06:21,965 That's why I tell you we'd still be in it. 165 00:06:22,068 --> 00:06:24,068 I be trying to tell you that! - I needed a car. 166 00:06:24,172 --> 00:06:25,241 - But now we need more money, Ma, 167 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:26,689 'cause you wanted a car. 168 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:28,103 - Well, I had to get something 169 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:30,137 to keep the young men interested. 170 00:06:30,241 --> 00:06:31,620 - Ma, if they on you for a car, then... 171 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,965 - Well? 172 00:06:33,068 --> 00:06:35,724 - Ma, that's the other problem, you be paying them. 173 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:36,965 - The first time. 174 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:38,241 - Are you serious, Ma? 175 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:40,310 I pay 'em once, 176 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:42,137 and then after I put this thing on 'em, 177 00:06:42,241 --> 00:06:44,586 they be paying me. 178 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:46,103 - See, them young girls, they don't know shit. 179 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,206 And we got it. 180 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,310 We just have to get them to give us a chance. 181 00:06:50,413 --> 00:06:52,862 - Mom, okay, I don't wanna hear any of this. 182 00:06:52,965 --> 00:06:55,137 - Well, leave then, shit, 'cause I'ma talk about this. 183 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:57,965 - Ma, these kids are my age! - I know. 184 00:06:58,068 --> 00:07:00,103 Hell, I don't want no old-ass man in his 60s 185 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:01,413 who can't keep it up. 186 00:07:01,517 --> 00:07:03,379 - But, Ma, remember your heart condition? 187 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:04,758 - I know. 188 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:07,793 That's why I need that horizontal exercise. 189 00:07:07,896 --> 00:07:10,034 - Okay, no more talking to you, Mom. You can go. 190 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,862 - You can't talk to me? You could talk to me. 191 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,551 - No, I cannot. Have a good night. 192 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:16,034 - No, no, no, what you talking about? 193 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:17,482 - Mom, bye, please, bye. 194 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:18,758 - No, like, for real? 195 00:07:18,862 --> 00:07:20,655 - Mom. Mom. Ssh. Oh, see, there's a customer. 196 00:07:20,758 --> 00:07:21,965 How you doing? Good to see you. 197 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:23,758 - Hey, how are you? - Oh, shit, they can wait. 198 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,586 - Mom, you just said we needed the money! 199 00:07:25,689 --> 00:07:28,413 - Okay, okay, fine, fine. 200 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:30,896 Uh, can I help you? 201 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,241 - Uh, yeah, can I get a grande double shot 202 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:34,758 almond milk latte, please? 203 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:37,448 - I don't make all that shit. That shit just on there. 204 00:07:37,551 --> 00:07:39,862 Pick something you see on the fucking menu, man. 205 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:41,655 - Wow. 206 00:07:41,758 --> 00:07:46,206 Uh, I'll have a Loosely Lips sandwich? 207 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:48,448 - I named that one after my coochie. 208 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,655 I'll be right back. Stay there. I'll be right back. 209 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:05,517 - What? - Hey, man, come on. 210 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:07,551 Is that any way to talk to your bruh? Come on. 211 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:10,137 - Nigga, what is it? I'm busy. 212 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:11,862 - You ain't doing shit. 213 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:14,551 - John. - Look, I talked to Bill, okay? 214 00:08:14,655 --> 00:08:16,344 - Did he tell you that he fucked Pam? 215 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:18,482 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 216 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:21,172 - He said that they kissed. 217 00:08:21,275 --> 00:08:23,655 - Nah, he's not telling you everything, I know it. 218 00:08:23,758 --> 00:08:26,655 Nah, they fucked. They fucked. 219 00:08:26,758 --> 00:08:28,310 - Mike. I wanna talk to you, man. 220 00:08:28,413 --> 00:08:29,586 He didn't do that. 221 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:31,896 - I know he did. - Come on, man, can we meet? 222 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,137 - I'm not talking to him, all right? 223 00:08:34,241 --> 00:08:36,241 - Mike, he didn't do that, man. 224 00:08:36,344 --> 00:08:37,551 - What did he tell you? 225 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,517 - He told me they kissed, man. 226 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:43,206 - Okay. Look, I know him, and I damn sure know her, 227 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:44,551 and they fucked. 228 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:45,862 He's not telling me everything. 229 00:08:45,965 --> 00:08:47,068 - Mike! 230 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:49,241 - Okay, you just wait until I talk to her. 231 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:50,620 - When you gonna talk to her? 232 00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:51,793 - I already called her, all right? 233 00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:53,517 I'm just waiting for her to call me back. 234 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,137 -Mike, Mike, Mike! 235 00:08:55,241 --> 00:08:57,551 You need to calm down before you talk to her, man. 236 00:08:57,655 --> 00:08:59,758 - I don't need to do shit, all right? 237 00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:02,137 I'm done with Bill's bitch ass, I'm done with you. 238 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:05,310 This friendship is over. The bruhs are over, all right? 239 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,586 - Mike! 240 00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:07,758 -All right, get off my line. 241 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:09,724 I don't wanna hear shit, okay? Bye! 242 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:15,793 - Damn. 243 00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:22,724 - Yeah? 244 00:09:22,827 --> 00:09:25,000 -Me and Bill will be at your house at seven. 245 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:26,551 Get Mike over there. 246 00:09:26,655 --> 00:09:28,310 - Ah, okay? 247 00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:29,827 Uh, what's going on? 248 00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:31,413 -They are at each other, 249 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:32,896 and Mike says he's done with the bruhs. 250 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,482 - Oh, geez, really? -Yeah. 251 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:39,896 - Okay, okay, listen, I'll call him later. 252 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,034 -Okay. 253 00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:42,206 - All right, cool. 254 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:43,827 Listen, I got a patient right now, but, um, 255 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,620 I'll talk to you guys in a bit. 256 00:09:45,724 --> 00:09:47,517 -Bye. - All right, cool, bye. 257 00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:53,448 -Hello, Mrs.-- - Hey. 258 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:54,862 - Hey. - Hey, how are you? 259 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:56,758 - Good, how you doing? - How's it going? 260 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,758 - What's going on? - Oh. 261 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:00,965 -Good to see you. - You too. 262 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:05,137 - So, to what do I owe the pleasure of your visit today? 263 00:10:05,241 --> 00:10:08,931 - You know, I wanted to talk to the friend with some sense. 264 00:10:09,034 --> 00:10:11,206 - Well, I'm honored you thought that was me. 265 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,931 Thank you. - Yes, it is. It is. 266 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:17,034 - Have a seat, yes. - Thank you. 267 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:20,206 - So I feel like-- - So, uh, tell me 268 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:23,655 what this might be about? 269 00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:26,655 - I think you can guess. It's Mike. 270 00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:29,034 - Yeah, yeah, I figured it might be. 271 00:10:29,137 --> 00:10:31,482 - Yeah, I mean... 272 00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:36,310 this guy--he has been driving me crazy, Tom. 273 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:38,275 Like, I've been acting crazy. 274 00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:40,034 He makes me angry. 275 00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:42,551 He makes me-- 276 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:44,965 I don't know. - Yeah, yeah, listen, 277 00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:46,620 he makes us all feel the same way. 278 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:48,724 That's Mike, that's who he is. 279 00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:50,310 - Oh, but I love him. 280 00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:52,379 - We do too. 281 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,344 - And I want to be with him. 282 00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:58,344 You know, I want him to love me. 283 00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:01,413 I want him to openly have eyes for me. 284 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,620 I know how that sounds. 285 00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:06,689 - No, oh, no, that's not too much to ask. 286 00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:09,586 - Yes, it is, and you know it. 287 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:17,000 Well, I know Mike, and I... 288 00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:18,758 - Right. 289 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:22,034 So, I mean, you know that he's not into that. 290 00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:24,103 - Hmm, no... 291 00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:26,586 Listen. - Mm-hmm. 292 00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:28,137 - I'm not saying he's not into it, 293 00:11:28,241 --> 00:11:29,931 but I think you need to talk to him. 294 00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:32,275 - No, mm-hmm. 295 00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:33,517 I'm done talking to him. 296 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,448 I'm tired of talking to him, Tom. 297 00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:37,827 - Okay, Pam, well, I don't know how you're gonna get anywhere 298 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:41,068 with this 'cause that's kind of what it requires. 299 00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:45,965 - I know, I know. 300 00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:48,793 - And... 301 00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:52,896 I think you should talk to him about kissing Bill. 302 00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:57,206 - Wait. 303 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,310 You know--wait. 304 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:02,793 - Yeah, I know about that. - How do you know about that? 305 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,517 - I know about that. It's not a secret any more. 306 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:06,758 - Damn. 307 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:09,517 - What was that about, Pamela? Why? 308 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,103 - Don't get mad at-- 309 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:14,931 Regina and I just wanted to see what he would do. That's it. 310 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:19,206 - Hmm. So you actually talked to her about it? 311 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,068 - Uh-huh, yeah. 312 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:23,413 - Oh. 313 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,655 - Wh--what, why did you say it like that? 314 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,931 - Well, I, um... 315 00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:36,206 - What? Tom, say it. 316 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:39,620 - Bill didn't hear anybody on the other end of the phone. 317 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,000 So... 318 00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:45,172 - Okay. - Yeah. 319 00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:48,241 - Wait, so, does he think that I did that? 320 00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:50,896 - Huh, yeah. 321 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,758 He thinks you actually made a pass at him. 322 00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:57,379 He said you were very drunk, so... 323 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,931 - Okay, he heard me call her. 324 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:03,448 - Yes, Pamela, but was there anybody on the phone? 325 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,965 - Yeah. - Okay. 326 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:08,931 - Tom, are you kidding? - If you say that, okay. 327 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,793 - Are you kidding me? No. 328 00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:12,379 - If that's what you're saying. 329 00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:15,000 But just know Mike knows too. 330 00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,620 - Wow, okay. -Yeah. 331 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:19,689 - Wow. 332 00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:23,655 So, what? So now he thinks that I'm the one 333 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:24,965 that's playing games? 334 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,724 - Well, Pamela, what do you call that? 335 00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:30,586 That's a game. 336 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,275 - It was Regina's idea, Tom! 337 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,586 It wasn't even my idea. 338 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,689 - Okay, okay, well... 339 00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:39,068 - It was! It was Regina's idea. 340 00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,586 - Okay, but-- - Look, here. 341 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:41,931 - Fine, then I have a question for you. 342 00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:44,758 - No. - No, I have a question for you. 343 00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:48,034 How did she know that you would just so happen 344 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:51,241 to be in the car with Bill? 345 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,689 Hmm? 346 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,000 - She didn't. 347 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,241 - She didn't? -No. 348 00:13:57,344 --> 00:14:01,275 - Well, then how did you know to do it? 349 00:14:01,379 --> 00:14:03,448 - Why you sound like a lawyer right now? 350 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,310 - I'm just asking the obvious questions here. 351 00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:07,758 Like, this is real. -Okay, look, 352 00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:09,931 we talked about it beforehand, right, 353 00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:13,172 and she said if I was ever in that position, 354 00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:17,586 then I should let her know-- which I was, so I did, 355 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,551 and she told me to go for it. 356 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:20,965 - Here, look, look. 357 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,724 - You're getting a little far-fetched here, Pam. 358 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,206 Let's just-- - No, look, look. 359 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,620 Look at the text messages. - I don't--that's none 360 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,310 of my business. I don't wanna look at the text messages. 361 00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:31,344 - Look at them! Tom, look at them, look. Look. 362 00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:38,310 Uh-huh. 363 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,103 - You two are wild. - Can I have an apology now? 364 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,206 Receipts! These are receipts! - You two are--okay, fine. 365 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:48,724 Fine, yes, you two are something else, but okay. 366 00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:53,689 - Okay. So what, so now-- - Listen. 367 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,551 - Wait, Mike thinks that I'm the one that's playing games? 368 00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:58,517 Can we-- 369 00:14:58,620 --> 00:14:59,965 -Okay. 370 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,758 Can you be at my house tonight? Seven o'clock? 371 00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:04,827 - Mm. 372 00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,620 Uh, yeah. 373 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,724 - With Regina. 374 00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:11,000 - Okay. - Okay. 375 00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:13,241 We're gonna put this all to bed once and for all. 376 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,689 Okay, no more funny business. 377 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:17,827 That okay? 378 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:20,172 Can we do that? - Okay. 379 00:15:20,275 --> 00:15:23,137 - Okay, good. - All right... 380 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:25,620 - Unless I can give you a flu shot or something? 381 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:29,931 - No, no, no, no, no, thank you, I don't want that. 382 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,000 All right, thank you for talking to me. 383 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,758 - Of course, Pamela, thank you for coming in. 384 00:15:33,862 --> 00:15:35,172 We'll handle this, okay? 385 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:36,862 - Thank you. How are you doing, by the way? 386 00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:38,379 Are you good? - Yeah, I'm pretty good. 387 00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:40,310 You know, a couple things I'm dealing with, 388 00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:42,862 but, you know, I think the bruhs can figure it out. 389 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,344 - You guys. 390 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:46,758 Um, all right, I'll see you at seven. 391 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,758 - Okay. Wait, Pamela. Just bring Regina. 392 00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:52,137 - I will. - Okay. 393 00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:53,827 - You guys need to get these doors fixed. 394 00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:55,482 - Hey. - What? 395 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,068 - Don't tell her. - Tom! 396 00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:58,172 - I'm serious! - Tom! 397 00:15:58,275 --> 00:16:00,344 - Don't tell her. - I won't! 398 00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:01,517 - Okay, but I'm trying-- 399 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,275 - Tom, you already saw the text messages. 400 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,620 - Okay. See you tonight. - Okay. 401 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:10,241 - Bye, Pamela. 402 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,655 See you. 403 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,241 - Oh. Yeah? 404 00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:24,000 -Yo, it's Bill, man. Come on. 405 00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:26,965 -Yo, what up, what up? Come on in. 406 00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:28,344 - What's going on? -Chilling. Come on. 407 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,965 - I been calling and texting you all day. 408 00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:32,206 - Man, my phone is in the bathroom 409 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,931 locked with my momma. I don't know what 410 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,310 she doing in there. - All right, let's hurry. 411 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:36,758 Let's go, man. - A'ight, cool. 412 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:38,413 - Yo, what's up? Let's go, man! 413 00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:40,000 - Just told you that my phone was in there. 414 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,172 You gotta wait. 415 00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:42,379 - All right, well, hurry up, man. 416 00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:45,241 Tom's waiting for us. - Okay, then, I got you. 417 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,310 - Alright. 418 00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:47,862 What? What's up? 419 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,758 - I told you, my phone is in there. 420 00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,896 I can't go nowhere without my phone. 421 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 - Hey, use mine. - What if the bartender call me? 422 00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:56,344 - What bartender, bruh? 423 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,896 - The bartender, the one I was telling you about! 424 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,551 The beautiful one. 425 00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:00,931 - Can we come on? 426 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,758 - Fine, at least let me get my watch. 427 00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,482 - Nigga, who still wears a watch? 428 00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:06,275 - A nigga with no phone, that's why. 429 00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:09,379 - Boy, you testing me. 430 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:12,620 - Mom... 431 00:17:12,724 --> 00:17:14,586 What the f-- 432 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:17,000 Mom? - Hey, Bill. 433 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,758 - Hey, Miss Alice. 434 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,172 - You like my dress? 435 00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:22,724 - Mom, that's not a dress! It's like a napkin! 436 00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,137 Where are you going? 437 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,551 - Mm-hmm, I borrowed it from the restaurant. 438 00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:27,275 - You should've burnt it at the restaurant, Mom. 439 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,137 Like, where you think you're going? 440 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,655 - To the Hip-Hop Awards. 441 00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:34,724 - Mom, that's just embarrassing. People know me. 442 00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:36,241 - Well, we even. 443 00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:37,758 - Ma, you shouldn't be going. It's embarrassing. 444 00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:39,758 You shouldn't be wearing this. - You embarrass me every day. 445 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:42,379 - All right, let's go. Let's go. - I'm going, let's go. 446 00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:44,241 I need to get my phone, though. - All right. 447 00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,206 - Don't come home too early. - What you mean, don't-- 448 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,965 That's crazy, man. Excuse me! 449 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,586 - I love you. -Whatever. 450 00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:52,068 - Yeah. 451 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,689 If I'm lucky, I'll have a few rappers 452 00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,310 over for an unwrapping party. 453 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:56,931 - Oh, get your momma and let's go. 454 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,103 -Mom! - Let's go. 455 00:17:58,206 --> 00:17:59,758 - Why you got all this glitter on my phone? 456 00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,620 - I know! It went everywhere! 457 00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:04,344 - Why you put it on my phone? - I wanted everything 458 00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,965 to sparkle. - Why you--not my stuff! 459 00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:08,655 This is not yours! 460 00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:10,689 - It makes it look better. - No, it don't! 461 00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,586 Like, act your age, Mom! 462 00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:14,724 Like, put some clothes on! 463 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,896 You just don't-- - You like it, don't you, Bill? 464 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,551 Thank you. See, Bill likes it. 465 00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:21,068 - Okay, I'm finna go. 466 00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:22,448 - Yeah, me too. Let's get going, J. 467 00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:25,586 -Excuse me, excuse me. - Well? 468 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,862 - Let's go. - I'm a savage. Ratchet. 469 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:31,344 - Mom! You not a savage, okay? 470 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:41,379 - Who is it? -It's the police. 471 00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:42,655 - What the hell? 472 00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:51,827 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. 473 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,413 Uh, do you remember me? 474 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:57,034 - Yeah, you're the officer that helped me move in, right? 475 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,655 - Yeah, um. 476 00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:02,241 - Yeah, what? 477 00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:05,241 - Okay, so, I'm so embarrassed right now, 478 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,931 but my girlfriends are in my apartment, 479 00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:10,068 and they dared me to come over here 480 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:12,448 and bring you a bottle of wine. 481 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,103 - Oh, thank you! 482 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:16,551 -Yes, as--um, as a housewarming gift. 483 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,103 - Oh, well, technically, it's not my house. 484 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:22,034 I'm just staying with a friend. - Damn. 485 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:23,827 - But I appreciate it, though, this is nice. 486 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:26,137 - Oh, yeah. 487 00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:28,827 Um, okay, um. 488 00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:31,172 They are looking at me through that peep hole, 489 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:35,965 and I am gonna be mortified if you're mean to me. 490 00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:38,275 - Why don't you come in? - Are you sure? 491 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,827 - Yeah, come on. - Well... 492 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,827 - You're a police officer, right? 493 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,068 - Yeah. 494 00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:46,448 - So I'm sure you can handle yourself. 495 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:49,931 - You're right. - Come on in. 496 00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:53,206 - Uh, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 497 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,068 I'll just sit here for a minute. 498 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,206 - Don't be, it's fine. 499 00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,827 - I'm sorry, I... 500 00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,137 It's late. 501 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,206 - Yeah, but it's cool. 502 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,310 - Don't you have to be at the hospital tomorrow 503 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,068 to save some lives or something? 504 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,551 - Yes, I'm a doctor, but I'm not yet 505 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,413 technically licensed to practice out here in Atlanta. 506 00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:15,310 - Oh, so, does that mean that if I got sick, 507 00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:16,758 you couldn't save me? 508 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,655 -Of course I could. 509 00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:21,551 If I got into some trouble, could you save me? 510 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:25,310 - Well, I am a police officer, so, yeah. 511 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,172 - I see. 512 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:29,344 Would you like a glass? 513 00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:31,344 - Only if you let me pour. 514 00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:33,827 - Okay, I'll get some glasses. 515 00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:35,206 - Okay. 516 00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:41,379 Is there a wine opener? I can help you get it. 517 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,310 -I got it, it's right here. 518 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:48,241 - Oh, well, thank you. 519 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:49,482 - No problem. 520 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:54,206 I'll let you open that. - Thank you. 521 00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:57,827 This is fancy! 522 00:20:57,931 --> 00:21:00,068 - So... 523 00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:02,275 Wait, are you barefoot? 524 00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:04,000 - Oh, is that bad? 525 00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:06,724 - No, no. You have cute feet. 526 00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:09,655 - Oh, you think so? -Yeah. 527 00:21:09,758 --> 00:21:10,827 - Thank you! 528 00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:12,448 - Here--here, you gotta let me open this. 529 00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:15,172 - Okay, okay, fine. I admittedly suck at that. 530 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,862 - It's all right. 531 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,517 - There we go. 532 00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:29,793 - Thank you. - I'll pour yours first. 533 00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:39,758 - Thank you. I would've never gotten that out then. 534 00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:41,310 I am a mess. 535 00:21:41,413 --> 00:21:42,896 - I'm the one making a mess in here. 536 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,827 - Oh, no, it's fine, thank you. - Here you go. 537 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,689 Um, to getting up the nerve. 538 00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:50,965 - Yes, to getting it up. 539 00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:53,206 - Wait, what? 540 00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:57,241 - Oh, my--no, I swear I didn't mean it like that. 541 00:21:57,344 --> 00:22:00,517 - No, no, that's cute. - No, I swear I didn't. 542 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:04,413 - Okay, whatever you say. - Oh my gosh, I'm such a dork! 543 00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,413 - You're not a dork. 544 00:22:06,517 --> 00:22:10,896 - Oh, well, you let them tell it, I am. 545 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,862 - So, why'd you let them put you up to this? 546 00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:16,724 - Okay, confession? 547 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:25,586 - I, um--I've been talking about you. 548 00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:27,896 - You have? 549 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,931 - Uh-huh, I, um--I noticed you 550 00:22:32,034 --> 00:22:33,551 the first time I saw you. 551 00:22:33,655 --> 00:22:36,000 I was pulling out of the garage, 552 00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:39,793 and I was going to yell at you for being a flagrant criminal 553 00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:45,413 parking in the red, but, um, when I approached you... 554 00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:49,068 - What? 555 00:22:49,172 --> 00:22:51,724 - Oh, it's stupid, it's dumb. 556 00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:56,448 I saw the compassion in your eyes. 557 00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:59,689 It just--it made me want to know you more. 558 00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:01,517 - Oh. 559 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:04,206 Well, here's to getting-- 560 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:07,137 - Don't say getting it up, please. 561 00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:09,344 - I was going to say 562 00:23:09,448 --> 00:23:12,275 here's to getting to know each other. 563 00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:13,793 - Yes. 564 00:23:22,758 --> 00:23:24,517 - Oh, I'm sorry, I'll get that. 565 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,965 - No, no, those are just my stupid girlfriends 566 00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:28,344 trying to listen. 567 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:32,379 - Really? - Yeah, I'm--I'm gonna go. 568 00:23:32,482 --> 00:23:35,724 - You are? - Yes. 569 00:23:35,827 --> 00:23:38,241 - You can keep the glass. - Oh, no. 570 00:23:38,344 --> 00:23:39,551 - No, keep it. 571 00:23:39,655 --> 00:23:43,310 It'll give you a reason to bring it back. 572 00:23:43,413 --> 00:23:44,896 - Okay. 573 00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:49,034 - You have a good night, okay? 574 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,896 - Okay, uh, yeah, and you, 575 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,793 um, have a good night too. 576 00:23:54,896 --> 00:23:58,413 Um, um, good night. 577 00:23:58,517 --> 00:24:01,655 Oh my god. - Sure. 578 00:24:01,758 --> 00:24:06,862 -Oh, I should kill you! Oh my-- 579 00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:15,517 - Well, a lot of activity in our hallway. 580 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,172 - Yeah, her friends just dared her 581 00:24:18,275 --> 00:24:19,448 to come say hi to me. 582 00:24:19,551 --> 00:24:21,551 - Really? So what happened? 583 00:24:21,655 --> 00:24:23,172 - We had a glass of wine. 584 00:24:23,275 --> 00:24:24,862 - Damn, wine already? 585 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:27,655 So you been at my place one night. 586 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,482 You're already having wine with my neighbors. 587 00:24:29,586 --> 00:24:31,103 I don't even know my neighbors. 588 00:24:31,206 --> 00:24:33,896 I mean, look at you, young playa! 589 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,517 - I guess, it was... 590 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:37,448 It was cool. It was cool. 591 00:24:37,551 --> 00:24:39,310 - Okay, well, it sounds cool, man. 592 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:44,620 -Somebody at the door. 593 00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:49,965 - Hey, how are you? - Good, how you doing? 594 00:24:50,068 --> 00:24:52,241 -- Thank you for doing this. -- Of course, any time. 595 00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:53,827 - You're a really good listener. 596 00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:55,103 - Try to be, you know? - Yeah. 597 00:24:55,206 --> 00:24:58,000 - I mean, I'm a good listener, but Tom, really-- 598 00:24:58,103 --> 00:25:00,344 he really, really is. 599 00:25:00,448 --> 00:25:02,344 - I'm sorry, who are you? - I'm single. 600 00:25:02,448 --> 00:25:04,620 - Greg--hey, hey. - Oh, no. 601 00:25:04,724 --> 00:25:06,275 - Take it easy, playboy. - Who is this guy? 602 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,689 - Playboy, this is Mike's lady, okay? 603 00:25:08,793 --> 00:25:10,310 - No, I wouldn't say all that. - Oh! 604 00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:11,620 - You know. 605 00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:13,413 - Oh, I'm--no, I'm sorry, I get it. 606 00:25:13,517 --> 00:25:14,724 - I'm Pam. 607 00:25:14,827 --> 00:25:16,655 - I'm Greg, Tom's friend from college. 608 00:25:16,758 --> 00:25:18,517 Nice to meet you. - Yeah, nice to meet you too. 609 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:20,517 - Oh. 610 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,448 So we're gonna do this? Well, is he staying? 611 00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:23,620 - That's Mike. 612 00:25:23,724 --> 00:25:25,275 - No, don't tell him that I'm here. Wait. 613 00:25:25,379 --> 00:25:26,689 - Hold on. 614 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,517 -No, no, no, no, don't tell him that I'm here. 615 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,551 - Answer the door. Shh. 616 00:25:35,275 --> 00:25:40,482 -Mike, what's up, baby? - What's up? Greg? 617 00:25:40,586 --> 00:25:42,275 - What up, Mike? 618 00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:44,758 -Yo, what are you doing here? 619 00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:46,206 - Well... 620 00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:48,310 - Greg's moving here. 621 00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:52,517 - You moving to Atlanta? - Looks that way. 622 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:54,793 - Hey, Greg, can you give us a minute for a second? 623 00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:57,275 - Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll be here. - Thanks, man. 624 00:25:57,379 --> 00:25:59,000 -- Nice seeing you, Mike. -- Appreciate it. 625 00:25:59,103 --> 00:26:02,137 -You, too. Welcome to Atlanta, bro. 626 00:26:02,241 --> 00:26:05,034 - All right. 627 00:26:05,137 --> 00:26:07,068 - Why am I here? 628 00:26:07,172 --> 00:26:09,931 - Well, first off, thanks for coming, okay? 629 00:26:10,034 --> 00:26:11,310 Nice to have you here. - Answer me. 630 00:26:11,413 --> 00:26:13,206 Why am I here? 631 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:16,103 - Mike, just relax. 632 00:26:16,206 --> 00:26:17,793 You want a drink or something, have a seat? 633 00:26:17,896 --> 00:26:21,344 - No, I don't. Why am I here? Tell me. 634 00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:22,655 - So we can talk, bruh. 635 00:26:22,758 --> 00:26:23,827 - There's nothing to talk about. 636 00:26:23,931 --> 00:26:26,965 - Mike, come on. We're bruhs. 637 00:26:27,068 --> 00:26:29,379 We can always talk. It's always been that way. 638 00:26:29,482 --> 00:26:31,344 - Not about this. 639 00:26:31,448 --> 00:26:34,620 - Mike, just-- - No, we have a code. 640 00:26:34,724 --> 00:26:36,172 Do not let these hoes come between us. 641 00:26:36,275 --> 00:26:39,206 - Okay, okay, Mike, let's not call them hoes. 642 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:41,620 We can talk civilly, okay? -What, really? 643 00:26:41,724 --> 00:26:43,965 - No, Mike, seriously. - Bill fucked Pam. 644 00:26:44,068 --> 00:26:45,482 - No, no, no, he didn't do that. 645 00:26:45,586 --> 00:26:46,758 - Yes, he did. - No, Mike. 646 00:26:46,862 --> 00:26:48,551 - He knew what a sleazy slut she is. 647 00:26:48,655 --> 00:26:50,724 - Trust me, Mike, no, just don't go into all that. 648 00:26:50,827 --> 00:26:52,068 - I can't stand that bitch. 649 00:26:52,172 --> 00:26:53,862 -Mike, that's not true. - Fuck her. 650 00:26:53,965 --> 00:26:55,379 - No, relax, don't talk like that right now. 651 00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:57,413 - I can't stand that bitch. -Just stop it, please? 652 00:26:57,517 --> 00:26:58,793 - I swear to God. - Mike, we're talking-- 653 00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:01,689 - No, no, no, go ahead. - What the fuck? 654 00:27:01,793 --> 00:27:04,172 - Say what you have to say. - Just-- 655 00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:05,655 - You too, Tom? 656 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,689 - Mike, no, listen. -No. 657 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,586 I only have... 658 00:27:09,689 --> 00:27:11,103 - What the fuck? - What are you doing? 46999

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