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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,689 --> 00:00:11,827 - Where you going? 2 00:00:11,931 --> 00:00:13,103 - Imma ask Mike to pick me up. 3 00:00:13,206 --> 00:00:14,586 - Good, 'cause I met someone at the wedding. 4 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:16,034 Take your time getting back. 5 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:17,586 I might be working on a little brother or sister for you. 6 00:00:17,689 --> 00:00:18,724 - Ma. 7 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:20,620 -Previously on Bruh. 8 00:00:20,724 --> 00:00:22,379 -Regina moved for one reason. 9 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:23,620 To get away from Bill. 10 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,172 -You know Bill can be hard headed 11 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,517 and wanna do what Bill wanna do. 12 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:27,793 That's where we come in. 13 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:29,068 - I wanna talk to you about Bill. 14 00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:30,620 - What's the game? - There's no game. 15 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:32,344 - I'm not gonna see him. I'm done with that. 16 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,172 - He has cancer. - What? 17 00:00:34,275 --> 00:00:36,931 - I'm going to L.A. to get the love of my life, done. 18 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,310 - Nobody's gonna make you stay? 19 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,896 - Hey Bill. 20 00:00:47,068 --> 00:00:49,931 - Hey, Bill. 21 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:51,310 - Hi. 22 00:00:53,068 --> 00:00:54,965 - How are you? 23 00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:57,413 - Um, I'm... 24 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,758 - You look great. 25 00:00:59,862 --> 00:01:02,482 - Thanks, thank you. 26 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:04,413 - You okay? 27 00:01:04,517 --> 00:01:09,172 - Yeah, I'm, um, what are you doing here? 28 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:10,896 - Mike asked me to come. 29 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,482 - Hi. 30 00:01:13,586 --> 00:01:15,000 - Did he? 31 00:01:15,103 --> 00:01:16,137 - Yes I did. 32 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:19,172 And she came right here. Look at her. 33 00:01:19,275 --> 00:01:20,896 - Thanks, Mike. 34 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,448 - How could I not? 35 00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:24,000 - So, you mean, you know what's going on? 36 00:01:24,103 --> 00:01:25,103 - Yes, she knows what's going on. 37 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:26,482 - Wait, and she still came? 38 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,655 - Yes she did. 39 00:01:27,758 --> 00:01:29,482 - They had a really bad breakup. 40 00:01:29,586 --> 00:01:30,827 - And she almost tried to kill him. 41 00:01:30,931 --> 00:01:31,931 You don't remember that? 42 00:01:32,034 --> 00:01:33,103 - Water under the bridge. 43 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:34,448 - Nigga, his body was almost under a bridge. 44 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:36,034 Do you not know that? - That's a fact. 45 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,586 - Bill, shouldn't you be resting? 46 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:38,896 - Huh, what? 47 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,275 What you mean by that? - Well, I mean... 48 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:44,482 - What, you trying to say I look bad? 49 00:01:44,586 --> 00:01:47,827 - No, you just look a little thin. 50 00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:49,827 - Girl, I got muscles. 51 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:51,931 I mean, you can't see with the shirt, but, you know-- 52 00:01:52,034 --> 00:01:54,758 - Yeah, but... 53 00:01:54,862 --> 00:01:56,448 - What the hell is... 54 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:58,068 -Alright. - What the hell is going on? 55 00:01:58,172 --> 00:01:59,413 - What's happening? - Well-- 56 00:01:59,517 --> 00:02:01,241 - She wanted to see you, you know? 57 00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:04,103 - You said that. But why? - That part. 58 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:06,275 - Yeah, speak up, Mike. What's happening? 59 00:02:06,379 --> 00:02:08,068 -Well... - She loves you. 60 00:02:08,172 --> 00:02:09,310 She still... - Hold on. 61 00:02:09,413 --> 00:02:10,827 - You said that. That's what you said. 62 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:11,896 - Yeah, but-- 63 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,172 - Hold up, you do? 64 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:19,034 - Yeah, she does. So, we gonna dip out. Okay? 65 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:20,758 - Hold up, wait, hold up. 66 00:02:20,862 --> 00:02:24,448 You, you, actually, like, you love me love me? 67 00:02:24,551 --> 00:02:27,482 You, you said you never wanna see me again. 68 00:02:27,586 --> 00:02:29,344 - Yeah, y'all figure that out. So, let's go. 69 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:30,448 - Nigga, I'm not going nowhere. 70 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,827 I wanna see what's happening. 71 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:33,689 I came for the, I ain't got my popcorn, but-- 72 00:02:33,793 --> 00:02:35,551 - What the hell is going on? 73 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,758 - Look, if you don't wanna talk about it, I get it. 74 00:02:38,862 --> 00:02:41,241 - I'm sorry, Nat. Talk about what? 75 00:02:41,344 --> 00:02:43,827 - Your, your cancer. 76 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,551 - What? What the-- 77 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,620 - You have cancer? - No, I don't have cancer. 78 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:26,103 - You didn't tell me-- - You're a Taurus, right? 79 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,241 - What are you talking about? 80 00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:28,655 - Are you saying that he got cancer? 81 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:30,103 - You are so brave. - You got cancer? 82 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:31,206 - Hold up. Mike, hold on. 83 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:32,793 - You got cancer! 84 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:35,206 - I'm, I'm not. - What's going on here? 85 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:36,896 - Agh, he got cancer! 86 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,793 Why you didn't say he had cancer? 87 00:03:38,896 --> 00:03:39,931 - Tell me if nobody else. 88 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:41,068 - I didn't tell you. 89 00:03:41,172 --> 00:03:42,413 - Ah, man, give me a hug. 90 00:03:42,517 --> 00:03:43,517 - How could you not tell me? 91 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,206 - I didn't know you was gonna die. 92 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,655 - I'm your doctor, Bill. 93 00:03:46,758 --> 00:03:50,827 - I don't have cancer! 94 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,896 - You ain't got cancer? 95 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,068 Why in the hell? 96 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:55,517 - Mike, what the hell is going on? 97 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:57,206 - Why would you say he had cancer? 98 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:59,068 - Seriously, Mike?! 99 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,827 You told her that he had cancer? 100 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:03,655 - Yes. - That's low, man. 101 00:04:03,758 --> 00:04:04,620 Cancer?! 102 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:07,551 - Can I explain? - No, you lied. 103 00:04:07,655 --> 00:04:10,482 - I lie all the time, first off. - He is a lawyer. He do lie. 104 00:04:10,586 --> 00:04:11,862 But why would you say he had cancer? 105 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:14,448 - Yo, don't lie about my life. 106 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:15,689 - Right. 107 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:16,586 - You takin' it too far. 108 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:17,655 - That depends on who you ask. 109 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,344 - No, that's some bullshit, Mike. 110 00:04:19,448 --> 00:04:20,724 - Come on, man. 111 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,103 Let me explain what I'm-- 112 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:23,206 - Explain. - I was trying to help. 113 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:24,586 - Cancer? 114 00:04:24,689 --> 00:04:26,689 - I have family members who died of cancer. 115 00:04:26,793 --> 00:04:29,482 That's so wrong, like... - I'm sorry. 116 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:30,724 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry that happened. 117 00:04:30,827 --> 00:04:32,655 - No, I came over here. My heart was heavy. 118 00:04:32,758 --> 00:04:35,034 And I was thinking about all the times that we wasted 119 00:04:35,137 --> 00:04:36,689 and being mad at each other. 120 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:39,241 - Nat, Nat, what do you mean wasted? 121 00:04:39,344 --> 00:04:41,724 - The times that we wasted being mad at each other. 122 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:44,241 I was willing to forgive all of that. Okay? 123 00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:47,689 And just be friends. 124 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:51,827 - And I have to be dying for you to want that? 125 00:04:51,931 --> 00:04:53,689 - Bill, you were a whore. 126 00:04:55,965 --> 00:04:59,068 Like Mike. - What? 127 00:04:59,172 --> 00:05:01,068 - Every girl in Atlanta knows your game. 128 00:05:01,172 --> 00:05:02,344 And your game. 129 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:03,896 I was just too stupid to not see it sooner. 130 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,310 So, when I did, I moved on. 131 00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:09,172 - Oh, you moved on. So who you dating now? 132 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,379 - No one. 133 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:11,862 - Oh, okay. Yeah, that's my point. 134 00:05:11,965 --> 00:05:14,655 - No, the point is, I'd rather be single 135 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:17,034 and by myself than be limping along in some relationship. 136 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:18,413 I'm not doing that. 137 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:20,137 - That's why so many of y'all are single. 138 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:21,482 - Oh okay. 139 00:05:21,586 --> 00:05:24,000 And that's why so many of y'all are assholes. 140 00:05:24,103 --> 00:05:26,206 Alright, I'm out of here. - No, wait, wait, wait. 141 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,827 - Well, that clearly didn't work. 142 00:05:27,931 --> 00:05:30,724 - You think? Watch. 143 00:05:30,827 --> 00:05:32,551 - Look, I think it's pretty jacked up 144 00:05:32,655 --> 00:05:34,827 that you say all that stuff to me 145 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:37,068 just 'cause you thought I was dying. 146 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,655 - Well... 147 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:42,758 - Well, I mean, do you mean it or not? 148 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,413 - Yes, I do. 149 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,000 - You do? 150 00:05:48,103 --> 00:05:49,931 - Yeah, Bill. 151 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:51,586 I love you. 152 00:05:51,689 --> 00:05:54,172 I'm always gonna love you. 153 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:55,655 - Wow. 154 00:05:57,344 --> 00:05:59,620 - What? 155 00:05:59,724 --> 00:06:02,310 - With everything that happened. 156 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:04,103 Damn. 157 00:06:05,206 --> 00:06:07,103 - What? 158 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:08,482 - Yeah, we going. 159 00:06:08,586 --> 00:06:09,827 - You know what, Mike? You've done enough. Just-- 160 00:06:09,931 --> 00:06:12,206 - At least he ain't talking about L.A. or Regina. 161 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,827 - What you want me to do? - That's true. 162 00:06:13,931 --> 00:06:15,344 - He ain't talking about Regina. - You right. 163 00:06:15,448 --> 00:06:16,586 But used to talk about Pam in Atlanta. 164 00:06:16,689 --> 00:06:18,586 - I'm not talking about Pam in Atlanta. 165 00:06:18,689 --> 00:06:20,620 - Relax, relax. - There go Pam with a guy. 166 00:06:20,724 --> 00:06:22,517 Why would she fucking be in the corner? 167 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:25,655 Dumbass, get out. - Fellas, have a good day. 168 00:06:25,758 --> 00:06:27,310 - Good to see ya. I like your little outfit. 169 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:29,137 - Alright, now. - You look good, girl. 170 00:06:29,241 --> 00:06:31,655 - Thank you. - I'll see you later. 171 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,862 - We love you, man. Have a good time. 172 00:06:39,241 --> 00:06:42,931 - Look, um, look, I'm sorry. 173 00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:50,586 - So, what do you want to say? 174 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:57,758 - You are the second woman to say that to me today. 175 00:06:59,827 --> 00:07:03,551 I mean, it's, it's... it's gotta be the truth. 176 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:05,448 I'm a real piece of shit. 177 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:08,793 - Are you still? 178 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:14,931 - I mean, I'm trying not to be. 179 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:17,793 - Guess that's a start. 180 00:07:23,034 --> 00:07:26,689 - Look, I'm so sorry. 181 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:31,965 - Wow. 182 00:07:33,379 --> 00:07:36,655 - What, did I say something wrong? 183 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:40,206 - That's the first time you've ever said that to me. 184 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:42,206 - Wait, what? 185 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:45,448 - Yep. 186 00:07:45,551 --> 00:07:47,620 - Nah, nope, no. 187 00:07:47,724 --> 00:07:49,413 - Yes. 188 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:54,517 - Then it's true. 189 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,413 I'm a real piece of shit. 190 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,896 I'm stupid. 191 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,965 I play games. 192 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:00,103 I'm selfish as hell. 193 00:08:00,206 --> 00:08:01,448 - Wait. 194 00:08:01,551 --> 00:08:05,068 Who is this guy? 195 00:08:05,172 --> 00:08:08,655 - Somebody, somebody who's just tired of the bullshit. 196 00:08:10,965 --> 00:08:13,689 I'm thinking about you being here right now. 197 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:17,206 I'm thinking about all the other women I done fucked over. 198 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:18,379 - Wow. 199 00:08:18,482 --> 00:08:22,551 - And I just, I'm a, I'm a piece of shit. 200 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:24,689 Ain't no way around it. 201 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:27,241 - What are you doing? 202 00:08:27,344 --> 00:08:28,620 - I'm just talking. 203 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:32,482 - No, this man. 204 00:08:32,586 --> 00:08:35,724 Who are you? 205 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:37,310 - I'm... 206 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:39,517 - Are you sure you don't have cancer? 207 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,344 - No, no, no. 208 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:45,310 No, I'm pretty sure I don't have cancer. 209 00:08:45,413 --> 00:08:47,517 - Good. 210 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:53,448 Uh, well, I'm gonna go. 211 00:08:53,551 --> 00:08:55,275 - Whoa, whoa, no, no, no. 212 00:08:55,379 --> 00:08:57,931 Do you have to? 213 00:08:58,034 --> 00:09:00,758 - Well, if you continue to be honest with me 214 00:09:00,862 --> 00:09:06,655 and tell me the truth, maybe I can stay and listen. 215 00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:09,137 - How about this? 216 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:12,931 How about we both stay here and we can get drunk as hell? 217 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:16,620 And I'll tell you everything. 218 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,344 Please, please? 219 00:09:18,448 --> 00:09:20,448 - Okay, talk. 220 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:23,275 - Okay. 221 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:25,724 I gotta be honest. 222 00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:30,551 I haven't really eaten today, so do you, you still cook? 223 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:34,379 - What? - You're funny. 224 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:35,551 - Nah, for real. - Do I-- 225 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:36,620 - I know you cook. - Right. 226 00:09:36,724 --> 00:09:38,862 - I mean can you cook for me? 227 00:09:38,965 --> 00:09:41,482 Come on, you said it yourself I look thin. 228 00:09:41,586 --> 00:09:42,448 Don't make me prove it. 229 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:43,482 I look real thin. 230 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:44,482 You can see my bones. 231 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:46,034 - Okay, okay, I'll cook. 232 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:47,620 You talk, though. 233 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,241 - I'll do all the talking, you do all the cooking. 234 00:09:49,344 --> 00:09:50,448 - Okay. - Okay. 235 00:09:50,551 --> 00:09:51,586 - Alright. 236 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,344 - You don't think that worked? 237 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:00,862 - It doesn't work that way, Mike. 238 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:03,206 - It did, it did. - Did it, though? 239 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:05,379 - Yeah, as soon as he saw her, he stopped talking about Regina. 240 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:06,896 - It did kinda work. - See? 241 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,620 - I don't know, guys. I don't know. 242 00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:10,241 - He did for real. 243 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,344 - Yeah, can you video chat him? 244 00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:14,206 - Yeah, I can do that. 245 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:15,620 - He's not answering for me. 246 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,206 Maybe he'll answer for you. 247 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,517 - Yeah, he will. 248 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,620 He's still in love with Regina. 249 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,103 He's--he's ready. 250 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,172 - We talking about Bill. 251 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:24,310 - Yes, Bill. 252 00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:25,413 The sucker for love. 253 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,551 You're the dog here, Mike. 254 00:10:27,655 --> 00:10:29,206 - Just because your dog is on the low 255 00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:30,586 don't mean it don't bark, bruh. 256 00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:32,896 - Okay, okay all dogs bark. 257 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,517 But not everybody needs to hear them bark. 258 00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:36,896 - Okay? 259 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,586 You know what I'm saying? Hey, what did he say? 260 00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:41,137 - Sound like a wounded dog. He ain't answering. 261 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,413 - That's 'cause he in there tapping that ass. 262 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,586 - You think so? - I think so. 263 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:45,758 - For real? - Yeah. 264 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,413 - Hey, I'm finna go back there, then. 265 00:10:47,517 --> 00:10:48,965 - John, shut, why would you go there? 266 00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:51,034 - I'm tryin' to see what that be like. 267 00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:53,241 I'm tryin' to be with it with the look. 268 00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,310 - Hey, John, I assure you he gonna tell us. Okay? 269 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:58,413 Just stay put, please. - He'll tell us in the morning. 270 00:10:58,517 --> 00:10:59,827 - She was bad. - She was bad. 271 00:10:59,931 --> 00:11:01,724 I brought her over in them yoga pants. 272 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,758 - She look good. - Good, bro. 273 00:11:03,862 --> 00:11:05,172 - You caught her at the perfect time. 274 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:06,448 - Real booty. - Man. 275 00:11:06,551 --> 00:11:07,586 - That's real booty. - Oh, man. 276 00:11:07,689 --> 00:11:09,103 - If that don't work out with them, I might-- 277 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:10,275 - Just supple. 278 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:14,620 I, I just I miss, I miss real butts. You know? 279 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:15,793 - You sound corny as hell. 280 00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,551 "I miss real butts." 281 00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:20,448 - Real gluteus maximus. 282 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,724 - The gluteus maximus. 283 00:11:22,827 --> 00:11:26,137 And the minimus and the medius. 284 00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:27,275 - What? 285 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:28,413 - You like flat butts. 286 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:29,586 - Yes. 287 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,448 I was, I was worried about you, man. 288 00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:33,172 - Okay, yeah, I kinda do. I do, I do. 289 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,793 - Who likes flat? How do you like flat? 290 00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:36,206 It look like just they back go. 291 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,689 They back never, it's called a neverending back. 292 00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:41,172 - You know, small butts matter too. 293 00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:42,551 Okay, let's be realistic. 294 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:44,206 - That's true, small butts matter, you should wear that. 295 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:46,103 - But that's why we thought you were with that white girl. 296 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,586 - Guys, can you stop with that? I'm not with her. Okay? 297 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,172 - Yeah, I was worried, man. - Good. 298 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,827 - Why do you keep saying you're worried? 299 00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:54,655 - 'Cause I thought you gave up on the Black, on the sistas. 300 00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:57,000 - Who on earth said I gave up on Black sistas? 301 00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:57,896 - You didn't. 302 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,241 I'm just happy to hear that. 303 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,931 - Valerie, I mean, I been worried about you ever since. 304 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,620 - Bro, okay, I'm not the kind of guy 305 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,965 who's ignorant enough to think 306 00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:07,793 that just because Valerie's a little bit crazy 307 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:10,000 that all Black women are that way. 308 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:11,344 - Thank you. - First of all. 309 00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:12,379 - I agree. - Thank you. Yes. 310 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,517 - Give me some. 311 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,862 - Don't call me ignorant. 312 00:12:14,965 --> 00:12:17,034 'Cause how do you know all Black women are crazy? 313 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,034 - What? - Aren't crazy? 314 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:21,413 - All Black women are not crazy. - Nah. 315 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,068 - Tell me one Black woman you know that's not crazy. 316 00:12:23,172 --> 00:12:24,862 - Nigga, my grandmother, okay? 317 00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:26,344 - Nigga, she shot yo' grandpa. 318 00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:29,551 - That's 'cause he provoked her to do so. Okay? 319 00:12:29,655 --> 00:12:30,758 Don't judge my grandma again. 320 00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:31,965 - Guess, guess again. 321 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,034 - What about the lady you always talk about? 322 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:35,586 Um, Sister Sylvia from middle school. 323 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,724 - Wait, who's that? - She was a freak. 324 00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:38,724 She was a freak under that habit. 325 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:39,758 - She's a freak. 326 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:40,931 You was in middle school, man. 327 00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:41,965 That's molestation, touching on you? 328 00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,551 - No, no, no, that was in high school. 329 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:44,586 And she came at me. 330 00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:45,793 - That's still underage. 331 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,034 - Wait, wait, wait, are you serious? 332 00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:48,724 - Yeah. 333 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,862 - Bro, that's, that's disgusting. 334 00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:51,931 - That's a problem. 335 00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:53,827 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 336 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:56,172 - Listen, just because you're a male and she's a female 337 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,724 doesn't make that okay if you're underage. 338 00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:59,655 - Bruh, she taught me everything I know. 339 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:01,896 That's why these thots be going crazy today. 340 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,655 - No, this guy. - Okay. Enough. 341 00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:06,310 - What? 342 00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:08,344 - I'm cutting you off. You need to leave. 343 00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:11,172 - Excuse me? 344 00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:13,413 - You been sitting here talking about white women 345 00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,689 and crazy Black women. 346 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,413 - Who are you? - We sorry. 347 00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:19,000 - Hey, Mike, just. - Come on, that's not right. 348 00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:20,034 - We's talking about crazy Black women, 349 00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:21,586 then poof, one appears. 350 00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:22,827 - No, okay, Mike. - Boom, right there. 351 00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:26,034 - You know what? Fuck you. - Mike. 352 00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:27,379 - Fuck me, you want to? 353 00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:30,068 - In your dreams, nigga. You little asshole. 354 00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:31,275 - There ain't nothing little over here baby. 355 00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:32,724 - Mike. - Nothing little over here. 356 00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:35,310 - Yeah, yeah, you wish. - I'm sorry. 357 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:36,620 - Don't apologize to her. 358 00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:38,862 - Mike, okay, Mike, Mike, Mike, time to go. Let's go. 359 00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:40,034 - Nah, I'm not going anywhere. 360 00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:42,172 I'm chillin'. I was havin' a good time. 361 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:43,448 We were havin' a private conversation over here. 362 00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:45,517 - Mike, just stop it, man. Don't take it out on her. 363 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:46,724 - Take what out on her? 364 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:47,862 - Because you're talking crazy to her. 365 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:50,379 - What, what? - Mike, shut up. 366 00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:52,275 - Don't apologize to her. - You're rude, bro. 367 00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:53,896 - She was over here in our damn conversation. 368 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,172 - But you're being rude. 369 00:13:55,275 --> 00:13:57,172 - Hey, hey, don't worry about it. It's all good. 370 00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:58,413 - Well, you was doing great service. 371 00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:00,586 You was really good. -She was aiight. 372 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:01,862 - Mike, shut up. 373 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,724 - Nigga, are you taking a? Give me that shit. 374 00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:05,862 - What you gonna do? - Yo' Mike. 375 00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:07,586 You can't take the bottle. What is that? 376 00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:09,137 What's wrong with you, man? 377 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,448 We so sorry. 378 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:11,827 - Who's cut off? 379 00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:13,689 - Okay, Mike, Mike, it's, uh, time for us to go. 380 00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:14,931 - Yes. - I'm driving you home. 381 00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:16,379 - I can drive myself home. - No, you cannot. 382 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,862 - I'm driving you. - I can drive myself. 383 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,206 - I said I'm driving you. - Yeah. 384 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:20,896 - We don't, we can't afford to lose your license. 385 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,827 - Fine, fine, fine. - I need a ride too, though. 386 00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,000 - I know, John. - Okay. 387 00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:25,724 - Come on. - Alright. 388 00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:27,413 I'm so sorry. 389 00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,137 Please forgive us. 390 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:32,689 He, he drunk. Okay? - Don't worry about it. 391 00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:34,517 - The rudeness and the crazy Black woman, 392 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,448 that's not how everybody feels. 393 00:14:36,551 --> 00:14:37,931 So, I'm sorry. 394 00:14:38,034 --> 00:14:40,034 - Well, at least one of you knows how to treat a lady. 395 00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:42,448 - Thank you. - You know what? Hold on. 396 00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,931 - Okay, I can hold. 397 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,275 - Here, there's my number. 398 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:48,413 - Oh, thank you. 399 00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:50,000 - He don't want your number. - Shut up, Mike. 400 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,551 Thank you so much. Thank you. - Yeah. yeah you welcome. 401 00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:54,862 Now, get his ass out of here. - I'm a get him out for ya. 402 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:56,689 Let's go. Thank you. - Get yo' ass out of here. 403 00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:58,448 - I'm sorry about that. - Yeah. 404 00:14:58,551 --> 00:14:59,862 Little mini dick Mike. 405 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,620 - Mini dick. Woman! - Yeah. 406 00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:13,344 - Mm, so I see you can still cook. 407 00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:16,275 - Of course I can. 408 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:19,379 - And you smell beautiful. 409 00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:20,482 - Boy. 410 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,620 - What is that, like, essential oils? 411 00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:24,275 - Oh my God, you're so lame. 412 00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:25,758 - How am I lame? 413 00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:28,379 Is that any way to talk to a dying man? 414 00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:31,482 - It's not funny at all. 415 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:32,931 - Okay. - Yeah. 416 00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,172 - You right, you right, my bad. 417 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:39,896 - Yeah, so, why was Mike so dead set on getting me over here? 418 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,758 - I just, uh... 419 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,655 - What? 420 00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:50,206 - Nothing, nothing. 421 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,655 - Uh-uh. 422 00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:54,482 Tell me or I'm gonna leave. 423 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,827 - Don't do that. Don't go. 424 00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:59,034 I do not wanna be by myself tonight. 425 00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,172 - Oh, this is cute. 426 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,379 I love this honest boo. 427 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,931 - Get out of here. 428 00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:08,379 I mean, hell, what I got to lose, huh? 429 00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:10,517 - That's all I ever wanted in the first place. 430 00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:15,206 - Yeah, I know. 431 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:18,689 - Do you? 432 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:24,241 - Tell me. 433 00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:26,793 - I just wanted you to be honest. 434 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,034 Okay? 435 00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,034 If you were into me, say that. 436 00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:33,172 And if you weren't, then you could've said that too. 437 00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,241 I just wanted the truth. 438 00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:38,551 - I mean, sometimes a man don't know. 439 00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,275 - How could you not know? 440 00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:43,965 - I know it don't make any sense, but I promise you. 441 00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,413 - No. - It's the truth. 442 00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:47,793 Sometimes a man just doesn't know what he wants. 443 00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,724 - You need to explain that. 444 00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:51,724 - Okay. 445 00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,551 Look, I wanted you. 446 00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,620 Definitely wanted you. 447 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:04,586 But I also wanted to see what else was out there. 448 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,034 You know? 449 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:08,034 I didn't want to feel like I was missing out on something. 450 00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,482 You know? 451 00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:13,103 - And you think men are the only ones who think like that? 452 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,344 - Of course. That's why we're men. 453 00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:20,620 Come on. 454 00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:23,551 - Ohhhh, no, Bill. 455 00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:27,241 Women think the same thing. 456 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:29,551 - Stop playing. Y'all do? - Hell, yeah. 457 00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:33,103 Probably more than y'all. 458 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,241 - Well, damn. - Yep. 459 00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:37,310 So, you should've just been honest. 460 00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:41,724 - Maybe you're right. 461 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,034 - Maybe? 462 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:47,896 - No, okay, no, no, you're right. 463 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,724 - Yeah. 464 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:54,620 Did you ever think that maybe I would've been okay with that? 465 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,275 - Okay with what? 466 00:17:56,379 --> 00:18:00,172 - With you figuring out what you wanted. 467 00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:02,931 - What? Hold up, nah. You're joking? 468 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:05,000 - No, I'm serious. 469 00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:07,310 I would've been cool with you figuring out what you wanted 470 00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:10,896 as we figured this out together. 471 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,068 - Wow. 472 00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:15,827 Ain't no woman ever say that to me. 473 00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,241 - I'm sure. 474 00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:20,310 - Wow, this is... 475 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:28,000 - Yeah, so, you should've just told me. So... 476 00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:30,068 - Okay, you really mean that? 477 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:33,137 - Yes, I do. 478 00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:38,137 - Damn, damn. Wow. - Yeah. 479 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:41,827 So, say what's on your mind. 480 00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,448 - I wanna fuck. 481 00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,655 - Damn, nigga. 482 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,172 - What? 483 00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:49,379 You said say what's on my mind. 484 00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:51,758 - Yeah, but don't be an asshole about it. 485 00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:52,931 - Alright, my fault. 486 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,862 I thought I was just saying what you wanted. 487 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:05,793 - Well, I need to go shower. 488 00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:09,896 - Wow, you know what? That's--what a coincidence. 489 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,448 So do I. 490 00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:17,586 - Well, then let's go. 491 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,965 - Oh, word. 492 00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:23,172 Okay, well, let's go. 493 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,965 - You're drunk. 494 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,724 - You can't be getting this drunk, Mike. 495 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:43,827 - Alright Mike, get out, sleep this off, 496 00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,413 we'll talk tomorrow. Alright? 497 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,827 - Have a good night. - Shut up. 498 00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:48,517 - It'll be good. - Yeah, thanks. 499 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,862 - Alright. 500 00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:51,586 Can you make it upstairs? You need me to hold you? 501 00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:52,965 - Can you unlock the door, please? 502 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,068 - Mike. - Nigga, I don't know how to-- 503 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:58,379 Let me out, nigga! Shit. 504 00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:00,724 - Just relax, Mike. Be good. - Some people shouldn't drink. 505 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:03,068 - Mike, take it easy on my door handle. 506 00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:06,689 - He can't get out. - Man. 507 00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:09,241 - Hey, don't slam my door! 508 00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:12,379 - Stop slamming my goddamn door! 509 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:13,482 - Wow. 510 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,793 - Ah, bro, he really pissed at Pam. 511 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:19,172 - Yo, he's so mad right now. 512 00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:22,068 - Like, he's so sprung and he don't even know it. 513 00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:24,310 - Yeah, clearly. - Like, it's crazy. 514 00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:26,241 What you about to get into, though? 515 00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:28,379 - I'm about to go home and go to sleep. 516 00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,896 - Oh, you got that white girl at the crib? 517 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,137 - No. 518 00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:34,137 - You trying to give her some vitamin D. 519 00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:35,517 - No. - No, look for real, though. 520 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,931 Let's play some cards or something. 521 00:20:38,034 --> 00:20:40,517 - John, what's going on, man? You wanted to go to the bar. 522 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,862 We went to the bar. We had some fun. 523 00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,137 And now you wanna play some cards. 524 00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:45,310 Like, what's going on with you? 525 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,034 - I'm trying to just hang out with my bruhs. 526 00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,689 Come on. Like, what are you talking about? 527 00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:51,827 I'm just trying to kick it. - Oh. 528 00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:53,896 - What? - Nevermind. I get it. 529 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,448 - What you get? 530 00:20:55,551 --> 00:20:58,931 - You momma got somebody at the house? 531 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,586 - You already know? Yeah. 532 00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:02,586 So, you know I ain't trying to hear that, bro. 533 00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,275 That's why. Yeah, so... - Awe, damn. 534 00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:05,896 - Let me just spend the night at your crib, 535 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,275 if that's cool. 536 00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:08,827 - Okay, John, here's the thing. 537 00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:12,206 I got, um, Greg coming to stay with me this weekend. 538 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,517 - Oh, your college roommate. 539 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,827 Greg. 540 00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:17,689 - Yeah, yeah, so actually he's relocating to Atlanta 541 00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:20,482 so, he's gonna be staying with me indefinitely 542 00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:23,000 until he finds his own place. - Okay, that's what's up. 543 00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:24,344 - Yeah, nah, it's good. 544 00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:26,241 But, uh, as you can probably understand 545 00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,655 I'm gonna need a little bit of alone time before he gets here. 546 00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:30,068 - Bro, you don't need no alone time. 547 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:31,482 You need more time to spend together. 548 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:33,275 Like, look, let me just sleep in your bed. 549 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,379 You know what I'm saying? 550 00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:35,517 Like, you sleep at one end. 551 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,724 I sleep at the other end. 552 00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:38,241 Just don't be putting your feet in my face. 553 00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:40,034 Ain't nothing weird about it. - Okay. 554 00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:41,172 - Like when we was little. 555 00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:42,482 Like when we had a sleepover. 556 00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:43,931 Matter of fact, stop by my momma's house. 557 00:21:44,034 --> 00:21:45,275 I'll get my pajamas, right? 558 00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:46,620 I get all my stand-up specials. 559 00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:48,482 I get the - You So Crazy, the - Delirious, 560 00:21:48,586 --> 00:21:50,827 I get all of those, right? We watch all of them, right? 561 00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:51,931 - Okay. - Right? 562 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:53,931 I get the popcorn. We kick it. You feel me? 563 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:56,000 Be like old times with the popcorn. 564 00:21:56,103 --> 00:21:57,448 You be right there wit' it. Cool? 565 00:21:57,551 --> 00:22:00,931 - So, John, as appealing as all that sounds, 566 00:22:01,034 --> 00:22:02,724 I'm gonna take you home tonight and drop you off, 567 00:22:02,827 --> 00:22:04,103 I'm gonna get some sleep. How's that? 568 00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:05,551 - Okay. Alright, you gotta get some rest 569 00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:06,724 'cause you have to go to work 570 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,137 in the morning 'cause you're a doctor. 571 00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:09,448 - That's right. - Understood. 572 00:22:09,551 --> 00:22:11,689 So, listen, let me just sleep on the couch. 573 00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:12,931 - John. 574 00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:14,310 - I can't sleep on the couch? 575 00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:15,482 - Every time you sleep on the couch 576 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:16,655 you got the TV super loud. 577 00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:17,931 You keep the lights on all night. 578 00:22:18,034 --> 00:22:20,137 I can't sleep that way, bro. I need a little peace. 579 00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:22,068 - Man, that's 'cause I just be needing to keep company. 580 00:22:22,172 --> 00:22:23,275 You know what I mean? 581 00:22:23,379 --> 00:22:25,275 You know, I just need the TV keep me company 582 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,068 and, you know, it comforts me. 583 00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:29,206 - John. - What? 584 00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:31,068 - You need a girl, man. 585 00:22:31,172 --> 00:22:32,310 - Don't start that, man. - You do. 586 00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:33,724 You sound like my momma. Don't start that, Tom. 587 00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:35,655 - Well, she's right about this. - No she isn't. 588 00:22:35,758 --> 00:22:37,620 - Hey, hey, did you ever call that girl? 589 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,137 The one you said, "She saw me, she really saw me." 590 00:22:40,241 --> 00:22:41,586 You ever call her? - Okay, I didn't-- 591 00:22:41,689 --> 00:22:43,586 First of all, I didn't sound like--I don't talk like that. 592 00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:45,413 - That's what you said. - That's how you talk, nigga. 593 00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:47,413 She saw me. Bro, she out my league, though. 594 00:22:47,517 --> 00:22:48,551 Real talk, man. I couldn't, like, she. 595 00:22:48,655 --> 00:22:49,965 - What about the bartender tonight? 596 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,724 She was feeling you, bro. She gave you the number. 597 00:22:51,827 --> 00:22:54,172 - She did give me the number, and she was bad. 598 00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:55,689 - Call her right now with me in the car. 599 00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:57,517 - Nah bro, I'm not, I'm not ready for that, man. 600 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,413 My momma live with me. - What's up with that? 601 00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:01,827 - My momma live with me, one. Right? 602 00:23:01,931 --> 00:23:04,896 - I mean, well, technically, you kinda live with her, so... 603 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,413 - Don't start that shit, bro. - Alright, sorry. 604 00:23:06,517 --> 00:23:08,344 - She live with me. Okay? - Sorry. 605 00:23:08,448 --> 00:23:09,586 - I'm trying to get my life together, man. 606 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:10,793 I gotta get on my feet first 607 00:23:10,896 --> 00:23:12,862 before I really dive into a relationship. 608 00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:13,827 - Yeah. 609 00:23:13,931 --> 00:23:15,068 - Alright, these women want more. 610 00:23:15,172 --> 00:23:16,206 Like, I ain't got it right now. 611 00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:17,620 - I get it, I get it. You're right. 612 00:23:17,724 --> 00:23:19,137 - You know what I'm saying? - But-- 613 00:23:19,241 --> 00:23:20,206 - So, let me spend the night. 614 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,413 - --that doesn't change the fact 615 00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:22,551 that I need my alone time tonight. 616 00:23:22,655 --> 00:23:24,068 So, I'm taking you home. 617 00:23:24,172 --> 00:23:25,551 - Alone time. - Yeah. 618 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,379 - Alone time, that sound like some white shit right there. 619 00:23:27,482 --> 00:23:28,551 Some time out shit. 620 00:23:28,655 --> 00:23:29,862 That's that white side talking. 621 00:23:29,965 --> 00:23:31,241 I need some alone time. 622 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:32,310 Black people don't say alone time. 623 00:23:32,413 --> 00:23:33,758 - Can you stop with that? Please? 624 00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:35,655 - They just say, "Hey, nigga, you can't come." 625 00:23:35,758 --> 00:23:37,172 You talking about I need my alone time. 626 00:23:37,275 --> 00:23:40,275 Like, who has alone time? 627 00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:41,827 I need my alone time. 628 00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:44,137 - Okay, laugh it up. Laugh it up. 629 00:23:44,241 --> 00:23:45,517 - I get it, bro. That's fine. 630 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:47,172 If you don't, if you don't want me coming there. 631 00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:48,344 - Hey, listen. That's all I'm asking. 632 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:49,620 - I got you. - Thanks for understanding. 633 00:23:49,724 --> 00:23:51,000 I appreciate that. - Enjoy your alone time. 634 00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:52,275 - Okay. - Okay? 635 00:23:52,379 --> 00:23:53,655 - No hard feelings. - I got hard feelings. 636 00:23:53,758 --> 00:23:55,034 Fuck you, but I love you. - John. 637 00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:56,379 - No, that's how you just did me. 638 00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:58,172 Like, I love you but fuck you. That's what you just did. 639 00:23:58,275 --> 00:23:59,655 So, it's all good. - John, come on. 640 00:23:59,758 --> 00:24:01,241 - No, it's all good. - No. 641 00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:02,379 - No, no, for real. Real talk. 642 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,896 Enjoy your alone time, okay? 643 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,482 - John, just, we'll do it another night, okay? 644 00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:08,965 You get the stand-up specials, we'll get the popcorn. 645 00:24:09,068 --> 00:24:10,689 We'll have a little sleepover. - Okay, cool. 646 00:24:10,793 --> 00:24:13,068 - We get to lay back to back, ass to ass, 647 00:24:13,172 --> 00:24:14,724 just two men in the same bed. 648 00:24:14,827 --> 00:24:16,206 - Okay, that sound weird, bro. 649 00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:17,862 I ain't saying all-- no ass to ass. 650 00:24:17,965 --> 00:24:19,758 - That's what you said. - I ain't say all that shit. 651 00:24:19,862 --> 00:24:21,724 - Well, that's what you said. - No, you make it weird. 652 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:23,310 - How are we gonna lay in the bed 653 00:24:23,413 --> 00:24:24,482 if we're not ass to ass? 654 00:24:24,586 --> 00:24:26,793 - First of all, we lay feet to feet, nigga. 655 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:27,896 - Feet to feet? 656 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,655 Feet to feet is actually worse. - Okay. 657 00:24:29,758 --> 00:24:31,241 - A lot worse. - I don't wanna talk about it. 658 00:25:09,965 --> 00:25:10,827 - Regina! 47051

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