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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,724 --> 00:00:18,689 - Look, I know I messed up. I know I missed my chance. 2 00:00:18,793 --> 00:00:19,827 I'm the one for you. 3 00:00:19,931 --> 00:00:21,724 - Previously on "Bruh..." 4 00:00:21,827 --> 00:00:23,034 - REGINA: If you guys don't mind, 5 00:00:23,137 --> 00:00:24,793 I'm gonna get all my guests back in here, 6 00:00:24,896 --> 00:00:26,724 and I'm gonna marry this amazing man. 7 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,068 - [laughs] Hallelujah! 8 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:29,965 - I just want you. - You're so not ready. 9 00:00:30,068 --> 00:00:31,068 - I am ready. 10 00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:32,724 - She wanted me to say that we had sex. 11 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,241 She was looking for an out. 12 00:00:34,344 --> 00:00:36,931 - You have to let it go, man. - This is over, Bill, it's done! 13 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,310 - And his plan worked. - What? 14 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,896 - ALICE: Yeah, when they got to "I do," 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,172 she said she couldn't. 16 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,413 - You're telling me she didn't get married? 17 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:43,344 - Nope. 18 00:00:43,448 --> 00:00:44,827 - No one else. - No one else. 19 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:45,724 I wanna be together. 20 00:00:48,586 --> 00:00:51,586 - ♪ When the sky's down 21 00:00:51,689 --> 00:00:56,413 ♪ And all we see is me 22 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:58,724 ♪ And you 23 00:00:58,827 --> 00:01:01,068 ♪ So in love - [knock on door] 24 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:06,413 - ♪ The way it's meant to be 25 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:09,206 ♪ All goes down 26 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:11,793 ♪ You're next to me 27 00:01:11,896 --> 00:01:14,310 - PAMELA: Hi. - MIKE: Hi. 28 00:01:14,413 --> 00:01:17,413 - ♪ I never felt like this 29 00:01:17,517 --> 00:01:19,275 - [laughs] 30 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:22,344 How's it going? Ooh, wine? - Yeah. Yeah. 31 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:24,000 - Okay. 32 00:01:24,103 --> 00:01:27,448 I didn't drink too much earlier, so. 33 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:29,965 - [exhales] 34 00:01:30,068 --> 00:01:32,103 How was the rest of the wedding? 35 00:01:32,206 --> 00:01:36,103 - Um...better after you left. For sure. 36 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:37,724 Like ten times better. - That's not really necessary. 37 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:40,137 - It was a great time. - That's not even necessary, 38 00:01:40,241 --> 00:01:43,068 you're doing too much. 39 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:45,758 That's cold. - Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:45,862 --> 00:01:47,758 Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:47,862 --> 00:01:53,586 - Um...I did tell David that I wasn't gonna see him anymore. 42 00:01:53,689 --> 00:01:55,137 - Aw. - PAMELA: Mm-hmm. 43 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:58,551 - Poor guy. - Mm-hmm. Which means... 44 00:01:58,655 --> 00:01:59,724 - Which means... 45 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,931 I wanna hear you say it, though. I know. 46 00:02:07,034 --> 00:02:08,344 - Um... 47 00:02:10,482 --> 00:02:15,344 I will seriously consider being...your one and only. 48 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:18,551 - Okay. 49 00:02:21,172 --> 00:02:23,275 - More? - Yeah. Cool. 50 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:27,206 - Okay, alright, but can you just...don't get annoyed, just-- 51 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:29,482 I have a couple of questions. - Here we go. [chuckles] 52 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:33,517 I'm already annoyed. I'm listening. 53 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:34,965 - Okay. - Okay. 54 00:02:35,068 --> 00:02:39,206 - Mike, are you sure, like, this is what you want? For sure? 55 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:41,448 - Yeah. - Yeah? 56 00:02:41,551 --> 00:02:44,655 - MIKE: Mm-hmm. - Okay. And... 57 00:02:47,931 --> 00:02:50,137 - And? - It'll just be you and me? 58 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:53,448 - Yeah. 59 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:56,896 - And we can, like, go get tested together... 60 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,034 and just...be here for each other, right? 61 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:02,137 - Yeah, it'll be a good time. - Come here. 62 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:08,931 Okay. - Okay? 63 00:03:09,034 --> 00:03:10,551 - Mm-hmm. 64 00:03:10,655 --> 00:03:14,206 That girl, earlier, did-- she was... 65 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:15,586 - She had something in her eye, bro. 66 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:17,896 - [laughs] - Like, she was crazy, 67 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,344 but...she meant nothing. 68 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:24,586 - So it's in the past? - In the past. 69 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:27,034 - Okay. 70 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:29,206 Okay, so let me just be sure. 71 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:32,620 I just--I wanna be sure, okay? - Okay. 72 00:03:32,724 --> 00:03:36,103 - Um...you know, that we're on the same page. 73 00:03:36,206 --> 00:03:38,137 - Yeah. - We're not gonna talk to them 74 00:03:38,241 --> 00:03:40,689 at all. - At all. 75 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:46,793 - For any reason? - None. 76 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:48,379 - None? - None! 77 00:03:49,931 --> 00:03:51,724 - Okay. Mm-hmm. 78 00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:54,482 I just feel like-- - [laughs] I knew it. 79 00:03:54,586 --> 00:03:56,275 - I just feel like-- - I knew you were 80 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:59,034 sitting on something. - Yeah, no, that's gonna be... 81 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:01,517 that--I feel like you're being kind of impossible 82 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,551 with that, you know? - How is that the wrong answer? 83 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:05,379 - It's not the wrong answer. 84 00:04:05,482 --> 00:04:07,586 We're not doing the--you just-- I want an honest answer. 85 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:09,482 - I'm giving you the honest answer. 86 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:13,068 - Okay. - Okay. 87 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:15,724 I'm--I'm talking about hooking up, alright? 88 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:18,379 I'm not gonna talk to them about hooking up. 89 00:04:18,482 --> 00:04:20,379 - Okay. - Alright? 90 00:04:20,482 --> 00:04:24,827 - Okay. Are you sure? 91 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,172 - Yeah. 92 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:29,517 What about your guys? 93 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:33,137 - What about my guys? - Your random flock of men. 94 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:35,620 - Okay, first of all-- - What? 95 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:39,137 - --there's not a lot of them, and also, 96 00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:41,482 none of them are random. 97 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:44,379 - Okay. I know how that sounds nice coming up, 98 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:46,172 but that means that they're in and out of your life, 99 00:04:46,275 --> 00:04:47,758 I don't wanna hear about that. 100 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:51,034 - Okay. - Okay. 101 00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:53,310 - Alright, well, you're gonna have to hear about it. 102 00:04:53,413 --> 00:04:55,724 - Mm. - 'Cause I'm gonna tell 103 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:59,931 them all that I'm off the market, okay? 104 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,620 - Okay. Good. 105 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:07,517 - Honestly, you better be sure this is what you want, 106 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:09,827 'cause right now you're kind of giving me... 107 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:15,206 - What am I giving you? It is what I want. 108 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:16,862 - Okay. - I'm sure. 109 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:21,068 - What about that, um, what about that girl, Andi? 110 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:24,034 - Who? - Andi. 111 00:05:24,137 --> 00:05:25,724 The girl you work with. 112 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:28,379 The one you're literally always talking about. 113 00:05:28,482 --> 00:05:30,000 - I never told you about Andi. 114 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:31,620 - No, you have. 115 00:05:31,724 --> 00:05:34,724 You've definitely talked about her a lot. 116 00:05:34,827 --> 00:05:36,413 - Oh, really? - Why are you acting stupid? 117 00:05:36,517 --> 00:05:38,310 What about, like-- - She's in the past. 118 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:40,379 It's nothing. 119 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:42,137 - In the past. - Yeah. 120 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,896 - ♪ 121 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,689 - Okay. - Okay. 122 00:05:45,793 --> 00:05:48,620 - ♪ 123 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,172 - Okay. 124 00:05:51,275 --> 00:05:54,344 Come here, I want you to make love to me then. 125 00:05:54,448 --> 00:05:55,862 - I can do that. 126 00:05:57,344 --> 00:05:58,793 I can do that. 127 00:05:58,896 --> 00:06:02,586 - ♪ We can get lost right here in this moment ♪ 128 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:07,655 ♪ Girl, let's run away, there's no need to stay ♪ 129 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:11,413 ♪ I can tell by the way that you're moving ♪ 130 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:12,586 ♪ Girl, don't hestitate ♪ 131 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:16,931 - ♪ Navigating through the state of life ♪ 132 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:21,206 ♪ Trying to find me a shawty and make her mine ♪ 133 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:25,275 ♪ Now, I'll find one in no time ♪ 134 00:06:25,379 --> 00:06:27,413 ♪ With the help of my homies 135 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:30,482 ♪ I'm going out with my bruhs 136 00:06:30,586 --> 00:06:32,965 ♪ My bruhs, I'm going out, I'm going out ♪ 137 00:06:33,068 --> 00:06:35,310 ♪ With my bruhs 138 00:06:35,413 --> 00:06:38,241 ♪ I'm going out, going out with my bruhs ♪ 139 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:41,275 ♪ Going out 140 00:06:41,379 --> 00:06:42,413 ♪ Bruhs 141 00:06:42,517 --> 00:06:45,137 ♪ Ooh, going out, going out 142 00:06:45,241 --> 00:06:46,689 ♪ With the bruhs ♪ 143 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:59,379 - ♪ 144 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,862 - We ain't open yet. - Ms. Alice, it's me. 145 00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:06,965 - Well, whoever "Me" is, we still closed. 146 00:07:07,068 --> 00:07:09,172 - REGINA: Regina. 147 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:12,482 - Oh. [laughs] Hey. - Hi. 148 00:07:12,586 --> 00:07:13,896 - ALICE: Hey, how you doing? 149 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,275 - I'm okay. 150 00:07:15,379 --> 00:07:17,172 - You sure? 151 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:21,241 - Yeah. - ALICE: Okay, well... 152 00:07:21,344 --> 00:07:23,379 You know, you was in a pretty bad way 153 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:25,482 when you called off the wedding. 154 00:07:25,586 --> 00:07:28,827 - It's fine. Really, it's fine. 155 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:33,310 - Are you sure? - Yeah. I'm sure. 156 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:35,068 I mean... 157 00:07:35,172 --> 00:07:37,413 I'm at peace with my decision. 158 00:07:37,517 --> 00:07:40,344 - Well, that's--that's all that matters. 159 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:43,827 - Not according to Peter. - ALICE: No? 160 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,586 - No. - Why? 161 00:07:45,689 --> 00:07:48,034 He didn't take it too well, huh? 162 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:51,275 - Not at all. He's threatening to sue me. 163 00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:54,034 - What?! - Yes, to pay for the wedding. 164 00:07:54,137 --> 00:07:57,172 - His bitch-ass. - Ms. Alice. 165 00:07:57,275 --> 00:07:59,793 - Yeah, what kind of man do that? 166 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,586 - Peter. - For that little bit of money? 167 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:05,551 - It was actually $178,000. 168 00:08:05,655 --> 00:08:08,758 - What the hell?! - I know. 169 00:08:08,862 --> 00:08:11,206 - Well, what the hell you spend that kind of money on? 170 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:12,965 - The dress was 50,000. 171 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:16,793 - Dollars? - Yeah. 172 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:20,241 - Damn. For a motherfucking dress?! 173 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:21,586 - Yes. - Did that bitch come 174 00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:24,000 with a broom so you can fly around town on it? 175 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,586 Get the hell out of here with that shit. 176 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:31,724 - What? It was nice. - Shit, a $50,000 dress 177 00:08:31,827 --> 00:08:34,620 better turn into a damn brick house when I put it on. 178 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:38,275 - Well, I thought it was just gonna be for that one day. 179 00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:41,482 - And where is it? - In storage. 180 00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:44,000 - Storage? - Yeah, so... 181 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:47,965 I came by here to tell you that I'm moving. 182 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:50,689 - Oh. - And... 183 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:53,413 this is my new number. - Okay. 184 00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:54,965 Where you going? 185 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:58,862 - I don't know, I have a girlfriend out in LA, 186 00:08:58,965 --> 00:09:02,896 maybe I'll go out there and spend some time with her. 187 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,862 - Okay. - But why you looking at me 188 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:06,931 like that? 189 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:10,206 - If you try to run away from your problems, 190 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:11,724 they'll meet you where you are. 191 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:13,724 You can't run away from 'em. 192 00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:20,551 - Yeah. I know. 193 00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:23,655 - You know what? Let me get us some coffee. 194 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:26,000 - No, no, no, no, Ms. Alice, it's okay. 195 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:27,620 - Why? 196 00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:32,206 - I don't...really like your coffee. 197 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,241 - Bitch, what you talkin' about? 198 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:38,517 - It's usually kinda...old. 199 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,172 - That's my special brew. 200 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:44,344 The shit that I don't sell? I just let it stay there 201 00:09:44,448 --> 00:09:45,724 for a couple days 'til I sell it. 202 00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:49,344 - Okay, okay, Ms. Alice, look. 203 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:50,758 Do you think I'm doing the right thing? 204 00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:53,103 - Fuck no. Insulting my coffee. 205 00:09:53,206 --> 00:09:56,724 - I'm talking about LA and the wedding and... 206 00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,000 calling the whole thing off. 207 00:09:58,103 --> 00:10:00,344 - I told you, baby, to follow your heart. 208 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:04,068 - How could I marry him and I just slept with Bill? 209 00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:07,103 - Easy, just say, "I do." 210 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:12,034 - I couldn't. - Yeah. You're not like me. 211 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:14,275 - Ms. Alice, you ain't like that either. 212 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:17,275 - Shit, I'd have opened up his checkbook the next day 213 00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,344 and thought nothing of it. 214 00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:21,344 - No conscience? - Sleeping like a baby, 215 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:22,689 shopping like a hoe. 216 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:27,275 - No, I couldn't do that. - Aw, you a good girl. 217 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:30,793 - Well, I don't feel so good after what I did to Peter. 218 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,655 - What you did, you did for yourself. 219 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,034 - What do you mean? - You freed yourself. 220 00:10:37,689 --> 00:10:39,620 - I guess that's true. 221 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:42,620 - You would've been so unhappy. 222 00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:45,344 You know, people put themselves through so much pressure 223 00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,379 because of a wedding date. 224 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:51,000 Damn the date, and the wedding. 225 00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:54,344 - Yeah, you're right. - Just be ready. 226 00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:57,103 - Ready for what? - Mm, hell if I know 227 00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:59,517 what I'm saying. 228 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:02,241 Are you real upset that you didn't marry? 229 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,517 - [scoffs] Yeah, I am. 230 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,448 - Let me ask you something, honey. 231 00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:10,103 And this is real personal. - Okay. 232 00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:15,413 - Who got a bigger dick? - [clears throat] Ms. Alice. 233 00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:17,000 - Come on, girl, I ain't playing. 234 00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:19,000 Who got the biggest dick? - [laughing] 235 00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:21,586 - Go on now. Come on. - [groans] Ma. 236 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:23,655 What are you talking about? 237 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,275 - Shit. - Hey, Regina. 238 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,517 - Hey. - How are you? 239 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,758 - I'm good. - Yeah? 240 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:33,103 - Yeah. - I heard about the wedding. 241 00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:38,517 - What did you hear? - I heard you called it off. 242 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,448 - Yeah. - Yeah. 243 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,206 Did it have something to do with Bill? 244 00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,275 - Hell yeah. 245 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:47,310 - I was just asking if it had something to do with Bill, 246 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:48,655 is that wrong? 247 00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:50,413 - And you just staying on stupid. 248 00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:52,586 - What are you talking about? Like, I was just, it's a-- 249 00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:55,827 - No, it's not because of Bill. - [chuckles] 250 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:57,413 - And I resent you for asking me that. 251 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,793 - Wow. Regina, I'm not trying to, like, 252 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,758 disprespect you or nothing-- - Really? 253 00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:03,103 - JOHN: Yeah. - It seems that way. 254 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,517 - It just seemed like a rational question. 255 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,172 - And why would you think that, John? 256 00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:10,103 - 'Cause y'all had sex the night before your wedding. 257 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:12,448 - Don't look at me, your ass was in the bathroom 258 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,689 making all that damn noise. 259 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:17,482 [imitates moaning] 260 00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:19,137 - JOHN: Ma--Ma-- - So he told you that? 261 00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:22,034 - Mom, please. Huh? - He told you that? 262 00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:24,379 - Yeah, he--he did. - Damn. 263 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,517 - JOHN: What? 264 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,206 - You know, bro code or something. 265 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,586 Shut the hell up. - I ain't gon--she asking me! 266 00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:32,620 What am I supposed to say? - And do you mind? 267 00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,862 We were talking. - Look, I'm sorry, I'm-- 268 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:37,758 - No. It's fine. I'm going to the bathroom. 269 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,034 I have a flight to catch, so... 270 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:44,000 - That bathroom? She in there reminiscing. 271 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,827 - Ma, come on, like you got-- come on, that's nasty, like, 272 00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:49,310 let her have a moment. - It wasn't nasty. 273 00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:51,413 - It is. - They were nasty. 274 00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:53,068 - Alright. - You stupid. 275 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,724 - What did I do? - "Was it about Bill?" 276 00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:59,000 - I was just asking. - It's the way to do it. 277 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:00,793 I was gonna work it out of her. 278 00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,344 - If it's about Bill, she should just be honest 279 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,551 and say it's about Bill! Like, it's alright, be honest. 280 00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:06,758 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Own it. 281 00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:09,689 - It's about him, alright. - What you mean? 282 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:12,344 - Well, she's, uh, changing her number 283 00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:14,103 and she's moving to LA. 284 00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:17,689 - What? - Hmm, it's so much about him. 285 00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:20,482 - Man, Bill gon' be sick about that. 286 00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:21,689 - Does he know about it? 287 00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,206 - JOHN: No he don't know about it. 288 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,379 - Then you better not tell him. - Why would I not tell him? 289 00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:26,896 That's my friend. 290 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,896 - That fool will go lay down on the runway for that girl. 291 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,172 - You're right, Mom, but I cannot not tell him. 292 00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:33,965 - You ain't worth the shit. - I ain't worth the-- 293 00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,344 This is my friend, I gotta tell him. 294 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,206 What are you talking about? - You ain't worth the shit. 295 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,827 - 'Cause I'm telling my friend some information 296 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:42,310 he would care to know? - That's a bitch move. 297 00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:44,965 - What are you talking--that's why you don't got no friends. 298 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,689 Okay? 'Cause you don't tell the truth. 299 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,896 You don't tell your friends. 300 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,586 You tell your friends stuff like that, Ma. 301 00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:51,241 - Well, hell, I ain't got no damn friends. 302 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,172 - That's why you ain't got no friends, I know. 303 00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:55,793 - I ain't got no friends 'cause I slept with all their husbands. 304 00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:57,689 - And you don't see a problem with that? Huh? 305 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,137 - All of them hoes are jealous of me. 306 00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:02,275 - They ain't no--Okay, Ma-- - What do you want? 307 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:03,827 - I work here, what are you talking about? 308 00:14:03,931 --> 00:14:06,344 This is my place, too. - Exactly. 309 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:07,896 You work here, but your black ass ain't doing 310 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,551 nothing in here. You ain't doing no work. 311 00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:12,931 - What is there to be done, Ma? - Take out them old-ass 312 00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:14,379 sandwiches and put them on the shelf. 313 00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,896 - Why you got old sandwiches? - Money, nigga. 314 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,724 - Ma, a new shipment should've came--Move, Ma, move. 315 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,965 You gon' get us closed down. Move. 316 00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:24,862 - Don't order no new shit! 317 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,068 - I am gonna order some new stuff, 318 00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:28,034 this is call--we gon' be out of business 319 00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:30,448 messing with you, why you got these old sandwiches in here? 320 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:33,103 - I don't stop serving 'em 'til they turn green. 321 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,241 - Mom, that's not what you do in a restaurant, okay? 322 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:38,000 I'm throwing this in the garbage. 323 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:46,413 - ♪ 324 00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:49,068 - [phone ringing] 325 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:55,896 - Hello? - JOHN: Hey, bro. 326 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,689 Hey, have you heard from Bill? 327 00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,758 - No, no, he's avoiding me too. 328 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:03,551 - Damn. - I'm going there after work. 329 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,931 - I'mma go now, I'mma go over there now, man. 330 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:09,275 - You think he's okay? - JOHN: Yeah, I hope so. 331 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:10,379 - Yeah, me too. 332 00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:11,931 Call me to let me know that he is? 333 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:14,758 - Alright, I will. And Tom. - Yeah? 334 00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:18,310 - JOHN: Hey, man, did you know Regina called the wedding off? 335 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:21,137 - Yeah, I heard, but, uh, Bill doesn't know yet. 336 00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:23,620 - Well, I'mma tell him. - Hey, uh, 337 00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:25,965 just be careful with that, okay? 338 00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:28,413 - I know. - TOM: Alright. 339 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:30,689 - Alright, man, I'mma holla at you later. 340 00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,413 - Alright, let me know what he says. 341 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,172 - Alright. Peace. 342 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,310 [sighs] 343 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:47,758 - ♪ 344 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,344 - [knocking on door] 345 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,827 - Who is it? - JOHN: It's John. 346 00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:55,586 - I'm good, man. - JOHN: Hey, Bill. 347 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:59,310 Open the door, man. - Mm-mm. Mm. I said I'm good. 348 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:01,862 - JOHN: Bill. For real, man, I'll break this door down. 349 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:04,586 Open it up, man. - Negro, you have a hard time 350 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,896 opening up a car door. 351 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,137 - JOHN: Bro. - [knocking] 352 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:11,103 - JOHN: Open this door. - Go away, J. 353 00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:13,655 ♪ Hey! Go away, J! 354 00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:17,034 [humming] - [keys jangling] 355 00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:21,068 - Number one hit, yeah, yeah, what? 356 00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:22,517 Yo, what the hell?! - I gave you the option 357 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,413 to open the door, you don't wanna open the door, 358 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,620 so I opened it myself. 359 00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,586 - Yo, leave my key on the counter and go, man. 360 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,586 - I ain't leaving nothing, man, why you been avoiding us 361 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,689 for these past two days, man? 362 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:34,620 - No, I haven't. - JOHN: You have. 363 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:38,379 Okay? What's going on, man? What's going on in this place? 364 00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:41,793 - Uh, you know, I'm just...just going for a new look. [laughs] 365 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:45,413 - Oh, a messy as hell look? Is that the look you're doing? 366 00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:46,448 Look at you. 367 00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,310 - That's correct. - That's the look. 368 00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:50,965 - That's the look, that's-- good, you good. 369 00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:53,724 - Sloppy as shit, that's what you're going for? 370 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:56,517 - Something like that. - JOHN: Oh. 371 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,413 You know, I got something I need to tell you. 372 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,931 - Nothing, no, nothing left. - What you mean, "Nothing, no"? 373 00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:03,655 - Nothing. - Hey! 374 00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:08,068 I do--I need to tell you this. - I. Don't. Care. 375 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:11,827 Say it with me. ♪ I don't care 376 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,241 ♪ I don't care 377 00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:17,137 - You're really let--Okay. It's about Regina. 378 00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:20,517 - Ah, don't--don't do that. - JOHN: No. 379 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:23,000 - ♪ I don't care - Would you stop singing? 380 00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:24,965 'Cause you cannot. Please. 381 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,517 - ♪ I don't care, ooh - JOHN: Bill! 382 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:32,137 - ♪ Yeah, I don't care - JOHN: Bill! 383 00:17:32,241 --> 00:17:33,551 - BILL: See, you gotta hit the high note. 384 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:34,758 You gotta put your hand up, otherwise-- 385 00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:36,689 - You're a vocal arranger now? You doing vocals? 386 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:39,172 - You know, I'm thinking of switching careers, obviously. 387 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,517 - JOHN: You need to do sum'in. 388 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,689 Messy-as-hell singer, that's what you gon' be, huh? 389 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,137 "I'm sloppy as hell. ♪ But I don't care " 390 00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:46,344 'cause that's what your apartment look like. 391 00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:47,620 Listen-- - BILL: [gargling] 392 00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:48,965 - JOHN: No, real talk, Bill. 393 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,827 Listen, man, okay. I know you're out of it. 394 00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:53,379 Listen, it's about Regina. 395 00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:57,206 She didn't get married. - Hold on, wait. What? 396 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,379 - Regina did not get married. 397 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:03,206 - You--you--you're not playing with me, are you? 398 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,379 - I'm not playing with you, she did not get married. 399 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:13,172 - Okay. Uh... [groans] 400 00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:15,551 Okay, so then, I need--I need to...call her. 401 00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:17,482 - You do not need to call her, okay? 402 00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:20,034 - BILL: Yeah, yeah. - No, you don't. No. Listen. 403 00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,275 - I don't have a phone. - JOHN: Focus. 404 00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:23,241 No, come back. Bill. 405 00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:25,103 - I don't know where my phone is. 406 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:27,068 - Hey. You don't need to call her. 407 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,275 Hold on-- - Why? Why? 408 00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:30,137 - JOHN: 'Cause you don't. - Why? 409 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:32,103 - 'Cause she ain't-- she ain't called you. 410 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:34,827 - Okay, well, shit, let's go to her house. 411 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,137 - What? - Yeah, let's go-- 412 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,275 - No, we're not gonna-- She moved. 413 00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:39,689 - Look, where did she move? - JOHN: Simple. 414 00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:41,620 Bill, let me just say this: she doesn't wanna talk to you. 415 00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:44,206 That's the truth, okay? She-- - BILL: No, you don't know her. 416 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,448 - JOHN: I do know her. - Okay, what? What, J? 417 00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:49,310 Talk to--What do you know? - She's at the shop, 418 00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,620 talking to my mom on her way to the airport. 419 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:55,241 - Wait, wait, wait, so your mama has her number. 420 00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:58,724 - No. 421 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,379 - Nigga, you lying. - JOHN: I'm not lying. 422 00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:02,448 - Yeah, you do, every time you do, you look to the left. 423 00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,275 - I'm not lying, I am not looking to the left, 424 00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:06,793 I'm looking to the right first. - Alright, well--Alright. 425 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,000 You know what I mean, you looked, you looked both ways. 426 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,655 - Okay, she don't got the number. 427 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,344 - You know what? We're going-- - BILL: No, we cannot. 428 00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:13,689 - Let's go, let's get this number. 429 00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:15,655 - No. My mama's not gonna give you the number, Bill. 430 00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:17,310 You know she's not gonna give it to you. 431 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:18,862 - She will. - JOHN: She's not. 432 00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:21,241 You're smoking if you think she's gonna give it to you. 433 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:23,172 - Exactly, man, I'mma fuck her 'til she does-- 434 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,241 - Nigga you better not-- I'll woop your ass, man, 435 00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:26,620 don't ever say that about my mama, Bill! 436 00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,586 - Okay, I'mma bring her something to smoke. 437 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,448 - You ar--she still ain't gonna give you the number, 438 00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:32,275 and don't be playing, man, about my mama, man, 439 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,689 I'll woop your ass, boy. 440 00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:36,724 You think you drunk now, I'mma fuck you up, boy. 441 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,413 - Okay, okay. - Bill, I'm giving you a pass, 442 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:40,896 nigga, 'cause you're going through a lot of shit, 443 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,241 but you're really pushing it! 444 00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:44,827 - Alright, let's go, okay? Okay? Okay, okay, let's go. 445 00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,965 I bet you she will. - She's not gon' give it to you. 446 00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:49,344 - Wooh! Wooh! Yes, she will, we'll see. 447 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:52,344 - You know, we shall see. - [exhaling] 448 00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:53,689 - Hey, you're not going over there-- 449 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,586 You're not going over there like this! 450 00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:57,724 - Like what? 451 00:19:57,827 --> 00:20:00,655 - Like that, smelling like shit and looking like that! 452 00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:02,344 - Oh. - JOHN: What you mean, "Oh"? 453 00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:04,413 Man, take your ass in there and take a bath! 454 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,620 - Nah, man, this is... this is my natural-- 455 00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:09,655 that's my natural fragrance, man, it drives women crazy. 456 00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:12,517 - All except Regina. 457 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,586 - For real? You too, J? - JOHN: I'm sorry. 458 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:17,206 - BILL: Alright. - Was it too soon? 459 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,862 - Yeah, nigga. It's always too soon. 460 00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:21,000 - It's not too soon to go and take a fucking shower, 461 00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:23,137 go wash out, man! - Okay, okay, I hear you. 462 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:24,827 - JOHN: Alright. You smell like shit. 463 00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:27,034 And it look like shit in here. 464 00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:29,310 You--you better than this. 465 00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:31,448 Can't have this nice-ass apartment looking like shit. 466 00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:33,241 - BILL: Alright. - I wish I had this. 467 00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:35,137 - You the real MVP, J. - I'm the what? 468 00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,448 - You the real MVP. 469 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,862 - Man, take your drunk ass in there and go wash up. 470 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,586 And hurry up, man! 471 00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:45,137 And don't be playing with yourself in there either, man, 472 00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:47,310 I ain't got time for that shit, man! 473 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,551 Fucking nasty ass. 474 00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:49,827 - BILL: That's what your mama's for. 475 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,172 - I'mma woop--alright, come on, 476 00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:53,689 keep--keep fucking playing with me! Alright? 477 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:56,137 I'll fucking burn all this shit down and you won't have nobody. 478 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:58,793 Ain't no fucking water running! Hurry up! 479 00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:00,241 - BILL: Alright! Alright! 480 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,827 - Your drunk ass. 481 00:21:31,137 --> 00:21:32,379 - [whoosh] 482 00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:36,551 - ♪ 483 00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:40,241 - ♪ 36445

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