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- What do you think
is about to happen, bro?!
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- All this negative energy
y'all sending my way!
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- Previously on "Bruh..."
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- Where exactly is her man
during all of this?
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- LAURA: Oh, he is so handsome.
- Mm, I know.
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- I'll take care of that
little bitch.
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- LAURA: Is she wearing white?
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- Can we just get to the church?
Time is of the essence.
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- This is gonna be real
interesting.
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- Hold on.
Regina, marry me.
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- Bill, you need to go.
- Marry me.
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- Get out of here right now.
- This shit fin'a get good.
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- [indistinct screaming]
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- ♪
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- Yeah, get his ass
up out of here.
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He ruined our wedding,
all the guests are gone.
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- Regina, marry me.
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- I don't wanna marry you,
I don't want to, okay?
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- Regina, come on.
- No. I won't.
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Like I said before,
I'm in love with Peter.
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- No, you're not, come on.
- You heard her.
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- Regina, please.
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- Nigga, did you hear
what I said?
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- REGINA: Just calm down.
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- Regina, stop touching
him like that.
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- Are you fucking crazy?!
- And so what?
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It meant nothing?
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- Bill, leave now.
You've ruined my life enough.
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- I'm not leaving.
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- Mike, get your friend,
this--come on.
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- What am I supposed to do?
- Get him out of here.
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This isn't fair to them!
- Okay, fine. Okay.
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- I'm sorry, guys.
- MIKE: No, come on, it's okay.
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- I love you.
- I don't care.
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- So what? This is it?
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- Bill, I told you that
last night.
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- Wait. Wait, what?
- ALICE: Oh, shit.
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- Oh, this getting good.
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- He's crying now.
Bill, get your sling.
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- No, man, get your side chick.
Tell her to shut the hell up.
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- Side chick? Sweetheart...
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- [indistinct arguing]
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- I'll turn this
all the way up.
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- Come on now.
- It's okay.
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- Bill, come on, man,
y'all just--
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- We're with you, bro.
- What the fuck, man?
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- No, just let me--let--
let me say this shit, okay?
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Look, I know I messed up,
alright?
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- Girl, you must have
some good pussy.
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- Mama.
- What you name her?
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Mine is Christie.
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- REGINA: Miss Alice, please.
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- ALICE: Ooh, shit.
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You won't be taking
no shit out of my hand.
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You gon' have another fight
up in here,
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you better give me
that damn glass back.
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Thank you.
- Ma.
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- Don't "Ma" me.
That bitch ain't crazy.
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- Ma, this--this is--come on,
what is wrong with you?
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- Shut up.
- Ma, would you stop?
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- Motherfucker, shut up.
- These people weddin',
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you sittin' here--
- You think I give a fuck?
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- Ma, you drunk.
- And?
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What else you do at a wedding?
You get drunk. Shit.
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- No, you don't.
- Folks up in here fighting
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and you talkin' 'bout me.
- You sittin' in the middle
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of it like it's a show.
- This is a show!
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Yeah, this a reality show,
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it's better than the damn
Housewives.
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- Ma.
- Fightin' and shit.
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Tearin' up the club.
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- Look, I know I messed up,
alright?
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I know I missed my chance.
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I know I made a damn
fool of myself.
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- ALICE: You damn sure did.
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- But...
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And I'm sorry I ruined
your wedding.
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But I was willing to make
a fool of myself
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for that woman right there,
because I love her.
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And just so you know,
that man will never love you
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like I love you.
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He will never hold you
like I held you.
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And he will never make
love to you
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like I made love to you.
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And he will never--
- Break my heart like you did?
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- And I've been sorry
every day since.
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- And now you'll be gone
every day.
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- How about you tell him
about last night then?
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- TOM: Bill, come on.
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- ♪ Navigating through
the state of life ♪
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♪ Trying to find me a shawty
and make her mine ♪
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♪ Now, I'll find one
in no time ♪
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♪ With the help of my homies
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♪ I'm going out with my bruhs
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♪ My bruhs, I'm going out,
I'm going out ♪
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♪ With my bruhs
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♪ I'm going out, going out
with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going out
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♪ Bruhs
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♪ Ooh, going out, going out
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♪ With the bruhs ♪
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- ♪
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- What?
- No, no, let's talk about it.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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- MIKE: Hey, man, hey,
let's just go.
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- No, no, no, no.
I wanna talk.
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- Say what you gotta say.
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- No, nothing, nothing,
let's go. Bill.
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- You gon' tell him?
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- So you would just say
and do anything
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to see me unhappy, huh?
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- I am what makes you happy.
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- You're too arrogant
to know the truth.
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- Right.
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Let's talk about
the truth, then.
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We can talk about the truth
all day long.
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- So you really just
wanna hurt me, huh?
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Go ahead, go ahead.
- I'm not trying to hurt you.
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- Then what are you trying
to do?!
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- I'm trying to love you!
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- That's one of your problems,
Bill.
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You don't know the difference
between the two,
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they're not the same thing.
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- I'm the one for you.
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- Alright, so you wanna do this?
- Do what?
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- Have a whole conversation
here.
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- Bill, Bill, let's go.
- Ow.
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- Let's go.
- No, I just--
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- REGINA: No, no, no, no.
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You said you got
something to say, right?
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Go ahead and say it.
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- I don't--
- No, Peter, I think Bill
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has something to say to you,
go ahead.
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- So what you gotta say?
Get it off your chest.
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- Say it.
- Can we sing a song?
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- Ma. No, we can't.
- Don't nobody know
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"Jesus Loves Me"?
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♪ Jesus...
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- Ma, first of all,
your runs--
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- ALICE: ♪ Loves...me
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♪ For the Bible
tells... ♪
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- JOHN: Ma.
- [run continues]
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- JOHN: Ma!
- ♪ Me so...
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Hallelujah. [laughs]
Hallelujah.
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- How you singing church songs
with alcohol in your hand?
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- Didn't Jesus turn
water into wine?
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- That's champagne, Ma.
- ALICE: Same thing.
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All you have to do
is add some bubbles.
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- Okay, I'm just...
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- Bill, you got you ass wooped.
- JOHN: Ma! Mama--
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- ALICE: You make it real
bad for dark skin.
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How you gon' let light skin
woop your ass?
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- Ma. Come on.
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- See? If this was back
in the day, he'd be in the house
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and you'd be in the field.
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Nigga ain't ever had no sun.
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Every dark skin person
need to woop your ass.
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- Can you get your mom, J?
- Okay, okay. Ma, please.
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- Hey, you can't get me.
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You can't even get
light skin.
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- Ma.
- My arm was in a sling.
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- You kicked the sling off.
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- Ma, he just got into
a accident with a horse.
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Come on.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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- ALICE: Fighting like
you couldn't buck.
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You can't even beat
butta's ass.
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- You know, I'm not going
to her funeral.
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- Okay.
- You weren't invited, nigga.
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- Let's just get--
- ALICE: All you gon' do
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is tear it up like you did
this woman's wedding.
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- JOHN: Okay, Ma, he's sorry.
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- And I need to say
something really serious.
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This right here?
Some bullshit.
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You coming in here
in this girl's wedding,
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tearing it up.
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- Come on, Bill, man,
let's go. Please.
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- No, no, no, don't stop him
from saying what he has to say.
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You have something to say.
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- We trying to get him outta
here and you keep doing--
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- Mind your business, John.
- I--Okay.
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- No, I ain't got
nothing to say.
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- Well, if you guys don't mind,
I'm gonna get
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all my guests back in here,
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we're gonna set
this shit back up,
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put these chairs together,
you gon' stop drinking,
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and I'm gonna marry
this amazing man.
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- Cool.
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- ALICE:
I think she done fucked up.
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- Sound like [unintelligible]
- Yeah, come on, bro, let's go.
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- Let's go, let's go.
- Yeah, go. Bye.
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[exhales]
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I love this man.
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- I love you, too.
- Okay, then.
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So let's do this, mess and all.
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- Let's do it.
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Y'all see why I love
this woman?
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[sighs]
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- ♪
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- JOHN: Hey, come on, you tried,
you know?
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- Did I?
- Yeah, you did.
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- Yeah. I don't think I did,
man, I didn't try hard enough.
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- What else could you have
done, Bill?
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- I don't--I don't know what
I could...
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I don't know what
I could've done, man.
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- Hey, you gave it a hell
of an effort, man.
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- MIKE: You did.
- Seriously.
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- Yeah, what, an E for effort?
What the fuck, man?
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- Come on, man, why are you,
like--
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bro, you did what you could do,
it's nothing else you could do
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but let go.
- You know, I--I--Mike,
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turn this car around, man.
- No, Mike.
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We're not doing that.
- No, turn it around.
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- No.
- MIKE: I'm not turning around.
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- No, come on, I didn't
catch it the first time,
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turn it around, come on.
- What didn't you catch?
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- Yo, she wanted me to say it.
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- Bill.
- Hmm?
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- She--look, look, she wanted me
to say that we had sex,
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she was looking for an out.
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- Uh, that's not what
it looked like to me.
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- No, I'm telling you,
I know her.
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- Okay. Bill, listen,
you gotta let this go, man,
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it's over, please.
- JOHN: It is.
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- Yo, no.
Turn this car around
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or I'm gonna get outta here
right now.
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- Okay, fine, but let me
ask you something first.
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So, she's not woman enough
to tell the truth?
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That's what you're saying?
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- No, she--Look, she doesn't
like hurting people's feelings,
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so she...she would never
tell him.
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- That's who you wanna be with?
- Hmm.
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- Really? You're asking me
that question?
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Of all people, Mike.
- I'm the only one
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on your side right now.
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- Well, if--if--if you are,
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how about you turn this car
around so I can go
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say that to her face?
- Okay. Alright.
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- Mike, you're not turning
the car around. Why not?!
239
00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:02,482
- We're not turning the car--
- Because this is over, Bill.
240
00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:03,655
It's done!
- Bro, I have to--
241
00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:04,758
- Come on, man, you did it.
242
00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:05,931
- You don't have to,
you just--
243
00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:07,689
you have to let it go, man.
- Yes.
244
00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,931
- You already gave it a try.
Bill, let it go.
245
00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:12,517
- No, no, she wanted me
to say something.
246
00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:15,931
- Bill, stop it, okay? Please!
247
00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:18,724
We gon' go and get a drink
and we gonna decompose.
248
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,379
- Uh, de--decompress.
- Decompress? Decompress.
249
00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,206
You know what it is,
you went to college.
250
00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:25,172
- Yeah.
- And you finished.
251
00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:26,862
Unlike myself. Decompose, nigga.
252
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,482
- You're smart, bro,
you really are.
253
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,034
- He's not, he's not. He's not.
254
00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:32,068
- It don't matter,
you know what I'm saying.
255
00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:35,241
Okay? We're not going back
and we're gon' de--what?
256
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:39,310
Compress? Compose?
- Compress.
257
00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:41,448
- TOM: Yeah. We're good.
258
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:44,172
- Hey, come on, bro,
let up on the tears, dog.
259
00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:46,310
- Really? Really?
You're gonna make fun of me
260
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,620
right now in my time of need?
261
00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:49,896
- JOHN: Come on, man,
it's just...he lost this bit.
262
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,310
He lost it.
- I'm just asking him
263
00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:52,965
to let it go, bro,
just let it go.
264
00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:54,689
- Yo, man, it looked like
you're trying to clown me
265
00:10:54,793 --> 00:10:56,068
right now.
- I'm not trying to clown you.
266
00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:59,551
I'm--I'm the only one
that's here for you for real.
267
00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:01,241
- You know, okay, okay,
how about this?
268
00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:02,620
Let's make a deal.
269
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:05,413
I'll let it go if you
let go of Pamela.
270
00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:07,034
- Pamela's not getting
married, bro.
271
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:10,000
- Are you sure about that?
- Yes.
272
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,931
- So, so what you trying to say?
Ain't no guy out there,
273
00:11:13,034 --> 00:11:15,068
nobody out there trying to--
- Bill. Bill.
274
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:17,103
- No, no, little man
need to know.
275
00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:18,827
- What does little man
need to know?
276
00:11:18,931 --> 00:11:23,862
- All I'm saying is, yo, make
sure she...she ain't out there.
277
00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:25,827
Okay? Make sure
you know your girl.
278
00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:30,413
- Yo, am I missing something?
- No, man. Not at all.
279
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:33,586
- MIKE: Are you telling me--
- Hey! Hey, man! What you--
280
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:36,517
Hey! Would you drive?!
We gon' die out here!
281
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,068
What is wrong with you?!
Hey! Hey!
282
00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:40,758
Pay attention, man!
- Come on, man!
283
00:11:40,862 --> 00:11:43,137
- Only thing you're missing
is the mic.
284
00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:44,689
- Hey, man, y'all need
to chill out, bro.
285
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,586
- Get the fuck out my car.
- Hey! Hey!
286
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,620
We done had enough
drama today!
287
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:49,965
Calm down, he's playing!
288
00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:51,206
He's going through it!
- He playing?!
289
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,827
- He's going through!
- Keep playing, then.
290
00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:55,586
- JOHN: You know
he going through, man.
291
00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:56,793
- So--so is Pam
getting married?
292
00:11:56,896 --> 00:12:00,413
- No! She is not!
Of course she's not!
293
00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:01,827
- Pay attention, please!
- Drive!
294
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,896
- She's not getting married,
man, you just saw her!
295
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,103
- He over here worried about
a side chick. Soft ass.
296
00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:08,137
- He going through.
- Bro, you're doing this?
297
00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:09,724
You're crying in the back
of my car, nigga!
298
00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:11,965
- Hey, just--Mike--
- Like, it's been enough drama
299
00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:14,931
today, please! [groans]
- It's the painkillers. [sighs]
300
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:18,379
- Still in pain?
- Yeah, man. I wooped his ass.
301
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:23,551
Dog. Yo, I'm alright, alright?
I'mma be alright, alright?
302
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,758
I'm sorry I made a damn
fool of myself,
303
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,931
and if y'all will let me out,
I'm sorry, okay?
304
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:29,620
- JOHN: Mike, you didn't
make a fool of yourself.
305
00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:31,448
- Don't lie to that, nigga.
- Shut up.
306
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,896
- Really?
- JOHN: Okay.
307
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,172
- He called me soft.
- Listen, listen. Listen, guys,
308
00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:37,137
let's let all this go.
- JOHN: Yeah.
309
00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:39,241
- You know, let's all go watch
the game. How does that sound?
310
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,310
- That sound like a good idea.
- Nah, nah, yo, I just--
311
00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:43,310
I just wanna head home, come on.
- MIKE: [sighs]
312
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:45,137
- Nah, Bill, not right now.
- JOHN: You can't go home
313
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:46,586
by yourself.
- Look, fellas, I--I--
314
00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:48,310
I appreciate y'all--not
the nigga driving,
315
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,655
but I appreciate y'all.
- MIKE: You're in my car, nigga.
316
00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:54,068
- I need to go home
and decompress a little bit.
317
00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,068
- No, listen, just decompress
with the bruhs,
318
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:58,344
we're all here together,
alright? We're here for you.
319
00:12:58,448 --> 00:12:59,482
- Yo.
- Man, we are, man.
320
00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:01,310
That's a good idea.
- Let me out the car.
321
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,862
- Get--get out the car, nigga.
- Oh, for real? Okay.
322
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:05,862
- JOHN: Hey! Hey!
- We're not doing this, Bill!
323
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:07,172
- [indistinct arguing]
324
00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:09,034
- I got nothing to live for!
- Bill, calm down!
325
00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:11,000
- I got nothing to live for!
- JOHN: We almost hit the--
326
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:13,310
- [indistinct arguing]
- JOHN: Close the door, please,
327
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:16,172
man, hey, we almost at the shop,
man, we could--
328
00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:19,034
you gon' be good, come on, bro.
- TOM: Shut the door.
329
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:20,655
- We headed to the shop?
- JOHN: Yes.
330
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,931
- You--you want me to go
to the shop
331
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,655
after what happened last night?
332
00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:25,000
- Can you put your
child locks on, please?
333
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:27,103
- [child locks click]
- Thank you.
334
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,793
- Listen, I'm sorry, okay,
we ain't gonna go
335
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:30,586
to the sandwich shop,
you're right, my bad.
336
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,655
Child lock on? Okay, cool.
337
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:33,931
- Yo, stop with
the child locks.
338
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:35,448
- Nigga, shut up.
- I'll climb through the--
339
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,724
- JOHN: No! Hey!
- I don't care.
340
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,931
- Bill, Bill.
We're here for you, please.
341
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,172
- Listen, bro, yeah,
we're gonna go somewhere,
342
00:13:41,275 --> 00:13:43,344
we're gonna get drinks, bro,
please, chill out.
343
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,413
- Take me home.
344
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,862
Please, somebody.
- Okay, Bill.
345
00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:51,275
Are you 100% sure you wanna
go home?
346
00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:54,413
- Nigga, that's a grown-ass man,
let the nigga go home.
347
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,827
- Are you sure you wanna
go home?
348
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:59,896
- Yes. I'm sure.
- Okay.
349
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,758
Fine, Mike, take him home.
- Take me home, man.
350
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:04,172
- MIKE: We on the way.
- Bill, look at me.
351
00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:06,655
Do you feel like you're gonna
hurt yourself or others?
352
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:10,931
- I'mma hurt you. Alright?
I'm good. Don't look at me like
353
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,310
you think I'm crazy, dude.
- Okay.
354
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:14,586
- He's trying to do
his job, okay?
355
00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:17,448
He's a doctor, he's here to help
and take care of people,
356
00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:21,172
make sure they're safe--
- I just wanna get home
357
00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:24,068
and cuddle up with
my damn self, okay?
358
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,758
- ♪
359
00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:29,689
- ♪ There ain't nothing better
than a lady with a good head ♪
360
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:30,965
♪ On her shoulders,
if she don't exist ♪
361
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,931
♪ Then I'll be good as dead
362
00:14:33,034 --> 00:14:35,344
♪ Take my white T, man,
it's bloody red ♪
363
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:38,931
♪ Wake up out a nightmare,
no more back to bed, nah ♪
364
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:40,965
♪ I stay woke so they
don't see me slipping ♪
365
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:42,689
♪ Got friends with my
benefits and see... ♪
366
00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:46,931
- Oh, Lord.
My pretty little feet. Phew.
367
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:51,344
- Wooh! [chuckles] Ooh.
I feel so much better.
368
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,517
- ALICE: Girl,
hurry up and close that door.
369
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,896
- Ugh. I did. Jeez.
370
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,241
- You been in that bathroom,
huh?
371
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:02,344
- Oh, yes. [groans] Had to go
ahead and take that
372
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:05,379
waist trainer off.
- You didn't need to.
373
00:15:05,482 --> 00:15:08,241
- Look, it was holding me
so tight, mm, I wanted to make
374
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:12,103
love to it, just... [moans]
Just, ooh, oh, yeah,
375
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:13,931
nice and slow, just...
[moaning]
376
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:16,000
Then we speed it up.
[moaning]
377
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:19,413
Then you grab it and choke it.
Choke it to it, uh.
378
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,000
Bounce to it. [panting]
379
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:24,103
- Girl. Girl, girl, girl.
You know you're freaky?
380
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:27,965
- Yeah, but you know,
I learned it from you.
381
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:29,482
- And you know you can't
say everything
382
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:31,000
that come out of your mouth?
383
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:34,103
- But you do.
- Yeah. I'm older.
384
00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:37,241
I can do and say
what I want.
385
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:38,896
- Well, I look forward
to getting to that age
386
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,103
where I can as well.
387
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:46,068
- Why wait? You done
already started.
388
00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:48,137
My feet.
389
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,896
- I ain't rubbing your feet.
390
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,689
- Hey. So...
- Hey.
391
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:59,310
- [giggles] Hey.
Look at y'all.
392
00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:01,793
Looking like snacks. [giggles]
- [nervous chuckle]
393
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,482
- Okay, Laura.
- Yeah.
394
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,689
- [giggles] You still
thinking about me?
395
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,413
- I'm not.
- Oh. [giggles]
396
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:12,241
He's so funny, he jokes.
But ya...you know,
397
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:15,620
you--you--you will one day.
Mm-hmm. You--you--you will.
398
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,206
- Leave that man alone. [scoffs]
399
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,517
- I mean, he know--I thought
you knew, Ms. Alice, so...
400
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,758
- You know you better stop.
401
00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:25,172
Yeah, don't be flirting
with my man.
402
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,448
- Fine, you can have him, then.
403
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:31,068
Alright? I'mma just make love
to my waist trainer now.
404
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,241
- Nobody wanna hear that.
That's...ugh.
405
00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:35,793
- LAURA: You gon' watch, too.
- Ma, you need--we need--
406
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:37,137
We gotta let her go.
407
00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:39,379
- [laughs]
- So, Ms. Alice.
408
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,551
So I'm back in your good
graces now.
409
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:45,517
- I love all my boys.
Some more than others.
410
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:48,724
- Is she referring to me?
- No need to wonder.
411
00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:50,068
- Oh, that's--Thank you,
Ms. Alice,
412
00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:52,827
but these are good guys--
- That wasn't a compliment.
413
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,344
- Ms. Alice.
- You're not the one
414
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:58,275
I like more.
You're the one I like less.
415
00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:00,413
- [chuckles]
- ALICE: Hmm.
416
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:02,344
How y'all let that boy come in
there and make a fool
417
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:04,413
of his self?
- Ma, we tried to stop him.
418
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:07,000
- By bringing him in there
in a car?
419
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:08,448
- JOHN: Ma.
- How did that work?
420
00:17:08,551 --> 00:17:09,758
- Ma, when he was coming
in there--
421
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,655
- Stop right there.
422
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:13,896
As soon as you open
your mouth I can see stupid
423
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,448
falling out of it.
424
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,068
- Look, Ma.
425
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:19,827
Whether we brought him
or not, he was going to come.
426
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:21,206
There was nothing we could
do about it.
427
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,517
- But that was genius.
- JOHN: Genius.
428
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,758
- Well, here's the thing,
I tried to drive super slowly.
429
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:27,137
- JOHN: Yes, he did.
430
00:17:27,241 --> 00:17:29,724
- But Black people always
gotta start something late.
431
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:31,413
So had she started on time,
432
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,931
he'd have missed
the whole wedding.
433
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,172
- Yeah, you know,
he Black and white,
434
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:36,241
so his white side was trying
to--never mind.
435
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:38,000
- TOM: Punctual.
- Yeah, but he still my man,
436
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:38,931
don't talk about him.
437
00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:40,379
- JOHN: Okay.
- Yeah.
438
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:43,137
- Well,
he sure acted like a fool.
439
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:45,896
Does he love her that much?
- Yes, Ma. He do.
440
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,275
- Damn.
- JOHN: Yeah.
441
00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:49,344
- TOM: What?
- I wish I had a man
442
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:51,965
that loved me like that.
- JOHN: Okay.
443
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:56,137
- You know, that cared for me.
444
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,793
Cherished and hold me.
445
00:17:57,896 --> 00:17:59,206
- JOHN: Ma.
- Okay.
446
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:03,000
- ♪ And make deep passionate
love to me ♪
447
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,586
- Ma, what are you--ugh.
Ma, please, okay.
448
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:09,000
- ♪ And blow my back out
and swell my front up ♪
449
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,034
- Ma, you can't preach
nasty stuff,
450
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:12,724
that don't go together,
stop it.
451
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:15,172
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's nasty, please, stop it.
452
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:16,758
- Okay, it's just been
so long.
453
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,103
- Ma, it ain't been no long,
you just had a man at the house
454
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,931
the other night.
- He was tiny.
455
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,344
- JOHN: Okay.
- You know I like 'em big.
456
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:23,620
- Ma. Stop.
- I need some girth.
457
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:26,172
- Ma! Stop that! We don't
wanna hear that, please!
458
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:28,482
- Yes, that's what I need.
- JOHN: No, Ma, please.
459
00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,448
Ma, come on. Please?
It's--stop that.
460
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,758
- Yes, yes, just--please.
- Yeah, that would be nice.
461
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,379
- JOHN: Please, thank you.
- Oh, like you and Pam.
462
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,896
- Ms. Alice.
463
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,103
- I see you.
- What are you talkin' bout?
464
00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:42,758
- Hmmm, you all up under her.
- MIKE: [whispering]
465
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:46,862
- You trying to make that play?
Well, go ahead.
466
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:48,206
- You know what? It's--
it's been a day.
467
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,275
- ALICE: Hmm.
- I'mma head home.
468
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,965
- So you can see what Pam
is doing?
469
00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:55,827
- Alright, bye, I'mma see y'all,
I'mma see y'all. Thank you.
470
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:58,379
Bye, Ms. Alice. Bye, Ms. Alice.
You have a good one.
471
00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,655
- ALICE: Bye.
- Bye, boy.
472
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:01,689
- Alright, I'm out too.
- JOHN: You going?
473
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:05,103
Alright, boy, peace out.
- Okay, well.
474
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,103
- Love.
- I already miss you.
475
00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:09,206
- Ma.
- I'll see you later, John.
476
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,724
- Alright, bye, Tom. Ma.
- ALICE: What?
477
00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:13,758
- Please, stop that.
478
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,517
- Yes, sir, Mr. Mike.
- Ma, they're gone, thank you.
479
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,275
- Yeah.
- They gone, they gone, Ma.
480
00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:21,413
We're here.
You look really nice today.
481
00:19:21,517 --> 00:19:24,034
- Oh, thank you. Yeah, you know,
that was some crazy shit.
482
00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,275
- Yeah, it was, it really was.
483
00:19:26,379 --> 00:19:29,551
- Yeah, I mean...he did it.
484
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:33,724
- Yeah, he did.
- And his plan worked.
485
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:36,103
- His plan didn't work,
he messed up the weddin', yes,
486
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:38,586
and pissed Regina off,
but it didn't work.
487
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:42,275
- Yeah, when they got to "I do,"
she said she couldn't.
488
00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:44,103
- What?!
- ALICE: Yeah.
489
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:45,931
- So you're telling me
she didn't get married?
490
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:47,206
- Nope.
491
00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:51,000
- You playin', Ma.
They did get married?
492
00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:52,448
- Nope, it worked.
493
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:56,137
- Dang.
494
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,758
- Does he know that?
- No, he don't know that.
495
00:19:57,862 --> 00:20:01,206
I didn't know it.
- You better not tell him.
496
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,241
- Yeah, that's a good idea,
I'm not gonna tell him.
497
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:04,931
Dang.
- Yeah.
498
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:07,448
- So she didn't get married.
499
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,206
- No.
- It really worked?
500
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:13,482
[sighs] Now the drama begins.
- Yeah.
501
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:14,586
- Yeah, that's what you love,
right?
502
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,172
- Yeah.
- Alright. Let's get--
503
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,241
get home, Ma, get your purse.
504
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:19,689
- Why do you keep telling me
what to do?
505
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,310
- Ma, I'm trying to help you.
- You don't
506
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:22,793
tell me what the hell to do.
- Ma.
507
00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:24,379
- No, you get my damn purse.
508
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:27,896
- What the hell.
Here you go, Ma.
509
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,379
- No, you hold the purse.
- Ma, I'mma hold your purse.
510
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:33,103
- Mm-hmm.
- All your little paraphernalia,
511
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,689
whatever they call it,
the weed, and all that,
512
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:36,310
I'm flushing it down
the toilet, okay?
513
00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:38,482
- Give me my damn purse.
- Oh, now you wanna hold it.
514
00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:40,827
- Hell, yeah.
515
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:43,068
Don't you put your hand
on my damn purse no more.
516
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,586
- Ma, you just told me
to pick it up!
517
00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:47,827
- Boy, hush.
- Are you going--Okay.
518
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:51,310
- Come on, we need to go home
so you can rub my damn feet.
519
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:53,551
- I don't wanna do that.
- Bring your ass home.
520
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:56,310
- JOHN: [groans]
521
00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:58,310
- ALICE: Lock the door!
- JOHN: Ma! This my--Okay!
522
00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:01,241
- ALICE: Okay, well, lock it.
- JOHN: Ma.
523
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,724
- [door shuts]
524
00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:31,931
- [whoosh]
525
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:40,379
- ♪
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