Original subtitles

- I just want you. - What are you saying to me?

- MALE NARRATOR: Previously on "Bruh."

- I'm saying that I want you all the time.

- No one else? - No one else.

- BILL: She needs help deciding.

She's just a little confused.

- So you're saying that she doesn't know what she wants?

- I'm not in love with you. - But you could be.

- She told me that she lied.

- Okay. But will she be working?

- I'm gonna ride in on a white stallion,

and I'm gonna take my woman back.

- I want you to stay with me. I want to be together.

- The reason why talked about the way you look

is because you're a handsome man.

- Okay, Um, we done?

- ♪

- What do I have to do to get you to sleep with me?

- Excuse me?

- You didn't hear me?

- Oh, I think I did.

But, uh...

I'm not sure that you said what I thought you said.

- Well, what did you think I said?

- ♪

- I don't even wanna repeat that.

- Why not?

- Because it is something that someone in your position...

should never say to anyone.

- Exactly.

- I don't get it.

- You're proving my point.

No one should ever say that to a subordinate.

- Yeah, I already knew that.

- Okay.

- So, what are you saying?

- I'm sorry.

You thought I was asking the question?

- Yeah, it sure sounded like you were asking that question.

- [chuckles] Oh, Thomas.

I would never say that to a subordinate.

- Okay, then.

What are you saying?

- That's what she said you said to her.

- Well, clearly, I never said that to her.

- Well, I know that now that she has told the truth.

But if someone were to ask that of you outside of the workplace,

how would you answer it?

- What reason are you asking me this?

- [chuckles] I just want to know, okay?

So, indulge me here.

- Mm. I, uh--

I'm not comfortable answering that.

- Just answer the question.

- So are you insisting that I answer?

- Yes, in a way, I am, yes.

- ♪

- Well, I guess it would depend on the person asking.

- And why would that matter?

- Why do you keep asking me this?

- Just curiosity.

I have a lot of staff to manage, and all of these exercises

are--they're helpful.

- Okay. Well, I'm always here to support the team,

but I'm not comfortable participating in this exercise,

so thank you.

- Uh, okay.

- Okay.

- Alright.

- Great. Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- ♪ Navigating through this state of life ♪

♪ Trying to find me a shawdy and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time ♪

♪ With the help of the homies

♪ I'm going up with my bruhs

- ♪ Going up, going up

- ♪ With my bruhs

- ♪ Going up with, going up with my bruhs ♪

- ♪ Going up

- ♪ Going up, going up with my bruhs ♪

- ♪ Ooh, yeah

- ♪ I'm going up, going up with my bruhs ♪♪

- ♪

- Mike. It's Tom.

I need you to call me back as soon as you get this message.

Something happened at work.

- Hi. - Damn.

- What? - Well, you scared me.

- You are too big to be scared.

Thank you. Now goodbye.

- Wait. - What?

- I wanted you to know that--

- Know what?

- I told her.

- Yeah, I was in there.

- I told her everything.

- Good.

- So, aren't you gonna say thank you?

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- You were wrong, though.

- I know.

I know, I'm--I'm sorry.

- Thank you.

- Tom, I'm--I'm not a bad person.

- I know you're not.

- I just--

- Oh, my phone's ringing.

- I didn't hear it ring.

- Oh, it's on vibrate.

I'll just--hello?

Oh, Mike, yeah, what's up? It's my friend Mike.

I'm just gonna take the call. - Okay.

- Yeah, man, cool. Alright.

- ♪

- Mike, I need you to call me back ASAP.

It's Tom. Alright.

- ♪

- ♪ Tell me what you wanna do ♪

♪

♪ All night I dream of you

♪ I can't ignore ya

- [moans, gasps] Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

- ♪ I really, really want ya ♪

♪ So, baby, bring it over

♪ Come closer, boy, come closer, boy ♪

♪ Wanna hold ya - Mike.

- Yeah, I know. [laughs]

- You're trying to wear me out.

- I just missed you.

I want what's mine.

- Okay, no, here you go again. - MIKE: What?

- No, I just-- - MIKE: What?

- Just like...

chill out on the-- - Okay.

Okay, baby. - PAMELA: Okay.

- You said something last night, though.

- Oh, whatever I said, I was drunk.

I--I was pretty drunk.

- I'm gonna talk about it.

- Tell me what I said.

- You said that you can't afford to love me because

I will leave you bankrupt.

- Mm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. That was a good one. [laughs]

It's a good one. - Stop, babe.

What does that mean?

- It--uh...

I told you, I was drunk.

- Can we talk about it?

- If I'm being honest--which I usually am--uh...

- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

- I can't trust you, like, with my feelings,

and with my emotions.

- That sounds bad. [laughs] - PAMELA: I know, I know.

I know, it's just--the thing is, you don't--you don't--you really

don't know much about me.

- Here we go with this shit again.

- PAMELA: No, just hear me out.

Okay? Hear me out. - Alright.

Let me hear what you're saying.

- Give me your hand.

I was engaged before.

- For real? - PAMELA: Mm-hmm.

Yeah. - To who?

- PAMELA: That doesn't matter.

- Yeah, it matters to me.

- PAMELA: No.

What should matter is, like,

the "what happened" part, you know?

That's what you should ask about.

You want me to tell you?

- Yeah. - PAMELA: Okay.

- ♪

- Oh, you wanna sit--okay. - No, I'm--I'm listening.

- Okay. - I'm listening.

- Um...

Okay, well...

Long story short, he was a great guy.

- MIKE: Mm-hmm. - Um, I definitely loved him.

He loved me.

But...

I don't know, I was just never enough for him, you know?

Like, I was just kinda there, but never...

enough.

He broke it off when he met my cousin.

And that, that was like-- that was the worst pain

I've--I've ever felt.

So, then after that, I just kind of decided that like I would

100% never let another man have that much control over me again.

You know? - Mm-hmm.

- Like I say when, I say who, and I say how.

- That makes sense.

- ♪

- What?

- I thought I was in control this whole time.

[laughs] But that was I like--

- I know. - --running things.

- No, I know.

- ♪

- I wasn't. - PAMELA: Yeah, no.

- No? - No, Mike,

you were--you were easy.

- MIKE: I was easy? - Yeah, easy.

- MIKE: Easy.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- Easy how? Hold on.

- Um, I don't know.

It's like--well, think about it.

- Every time that I saw you, it's because I wanted to.

- Yeah, I know that.

- No, you--okay, you don't know that.

- MIKE: I know, it's--explain--

explain easy though. Like what-- - You--

- [phone ringing] - But--

- [ringing continues]

- Your phone's ringing.

- It's a lot of attitude

for a phone ring. - Get it. Get it, uh!

- All that. - Uh!

- No, hey! No, no, no, what's--what's easy mean?

- [ringing continues]

- You're gonna explain that to me, okay?

- What? What?

- [ringing continues]

- Hello.

- Hey, where are you, man? I need to talk to you.

- Uh, I'm good.

Uh, with John and we're--

we're headed to Bill's.

- Okay. I'm on my way.

- MIKE: You sure? - Yeah.

- Alright, well, he's still at the house.

Trying to catch him before he does anything stupid.

- Okay, I'll see you at his place.

- Okay. Wait.

John said you had to work.

- No, no, I need to talk to you about something

that just happened.

- Yeah? What?

- I'll tell you in person.

- Yo, did this fucking girl--

- No, she told the truth.

- Okay, perfect.

- Yeah, but there's another conversation

I need to tell you about.

- Okay, we'll talk at Bill's.

- Okay. - MIKE: Alright.

Where you going? - Home.

- What? - Mm-hmm.

I have to go.

- I was hoping we could have breakfast.

- [laughing] What?

- What's so funny?

- Are you really trying to do this?

- Do what?

- Date me.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. I thought you were drunk last night.

- Nope. - Yes, you were.

- I was drunk, but I know what I was saying.

- Okay, so...you're serious?

- Yeah.

- I'll date you.

- Thank you.

- What?

- You said that like you're doing me a favor.

- Oh. - MIKE: [laughs]

- I mean, sweetheart, I am the catch here.

- Shit. [laughs]

You better ask somebody about me.

- Okay, alright, I gotta go.

- No. Where are you going? Work?

- Mike. - Quit.

- Oh, my gosh.

- No, no, stop, stop.

Stop, no. Stop.

- No, yeah, I'm going.

I gotta go. - Quit.

- Sweetie, I gotta go home.

I'm about to go to a wedding.

I got stuff to do, I-- - First of all.

I can take care of you.

You don't need to work.

- That's cute.

- I'm serious. - Ah, no.

I'm never gonna let another man take care of me.

- You're stubborn.

- Mm-hmm.

I am, and it keeps me happy.

- It keeps you happy? - Mm-hmm.

- Okay. If you say so.

- Alright, I have to go.

- ♪

- Are we dating?

We're not dating?

'Cause last night you said we're dating.

- Did I?

- You're playing hard to get.

Can you--

- [sighs] Stop pulling on me.

- Why?

No, where are you going?

- A wedding.

- Gina's wedding?

- Mm-hmm, yes.

- ♪

- I'll see you later. Here.

- ♪

- Ah, shit.

She's going to that wedding.

- ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- ALICE: Ah!

- How are you? - ALICE: I'm good.

You look so beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Oh, you're gonna wear white?

- Yes. - You sure it's okay?

- Wha--um, Ms. Alice?

- Mm, I'm just saying, last night you was the woman in red

with your legs spread.

- [clears throat] Ms. Alice, please.

- No, y'all was in that bathroom fucking it up.

- Okay. - Hm?

- That's--that's kinda what I wanna talk to you about.

- What about it?

- [sighs] It's another reason why I love talking to you,

because you never judge me.

- No, I would never do that.

But that was some really foul shit you did.

- Yeah, I know.

- I mean, you sucking dick one night,

then you're gonna marry the man the next.

What the hell?

- Have you never done something that you regretted?

- Yes, I did.

And his name was Wilson.

- Okay.

Ms. Alice--

- And Fred and Jerome and Deuce.

- Okay.

- And Michael and Jerome.

- You said Jerome already.

- I did him twice.

Yeah.

- You done? - Yep.

- Okay, I just wanted to know what you honestly

thought about it.

- Well, I think it's too late

to be here asking me about this.

- Yeah, I know.

- That man out there waiting on you.

- Yeah, I know. I know.

- And y'all done paid all this money for this wedding.

- I get it, I get it.

[deep breath]

- Wait a minute.

You're not thinking about calling it off, are ya?

- No.

No, no.

- Good, 'cause I'm gonna still need my catering fee.

- ♪

- You--you're not the caterer.

- I know, but I'm supplying the snacks.

- I didn't ask you to do that, Ms. Alice.

- Well, I'm doing them free. - Oh.

Well, okay, that was nice of you.

- Mm-hmm. You know what?

You've got this dress on, I'm talking about catering.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- But the first customer's free.

But the rest of them motherfuckers gotta pay.

- ♪

- One customer?

- Don't worry about it, baby.

Just get married.

You look beautiful.

Damn the money, damn the foolishness,

damn the dick.

If you feel like you having second thoughts, call it off.

- No, I--I'm not-- - He'll understand.

- I'm not having second thoughts.

- Your vagina is.

- What?

- Oh, girl.

The way she was growling last night with Bill.

- Who is she?

- Kitty.

Meow. Meow. - Okay.

- Meow.

- How would you know what my--okay, you know what?

Ms. Alice, thank you. - You forget I was there.

- Great. Thank you.

- You know your kitty on the prowl.

Better watch out for that black cat.

You know what your kitty saying right now?

- No. - "Where's Bill?

Where's Bill?" - No.

- "Where's Bill? Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill."

- [whispers] Stop it.

- Okay, oaky. - Thank you.

Alright, thank you.

- Oh, sure. No, thank you.

Yeah, girl, 'cause I can't wait to see

the fireworks out here. - Wait.

What are you talking about now?

- Oh, it's gonna be interesting.

- Is Bill coming?

- Not that I know of. - Are you sure?

- Did your kitty call him?

- Are you sure he's not coming?

- Better check your vagina.

He might have left a message.

Hmm?

- Ms. Alice? - Mm-hmm?

- I'm gonna go and get married.

- Okay, okay, okay, girl.

Then don't even worry about it.

Go on, go on and get married, girl.

I just--I'll see you in a bit.

- Thank you.

- I like your style.

- Mm.

- ♪

- Fucking one man's dick one night,

and marry the other the next.

You're a bad bitch.

Go walk down that aisle in your white dress.

Yeah, go--go on out there.

Going looking like a virgin

though the whole time you've been a hoe. [laughing]

Girl, you just like me.

That's why I like ya.

- ♪

- REGINA: [sighs]

- ♪

- [knocking at door]

- Who is it?

- JOHN: It's your boys.

- Hey, hey!

Hey!

- [indistinct greetings]

- Come in, come on.

Whoo.

What's good? We good?

- Yeah. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha! [laughs]

- Ah! [laughs] What you wearing?

- Ah, man, Tom's tux.

I look good, don't I? Say I look good, J.

I look good? - You do look nice, man.

- Mike, Mike, how I look? - Sharp.

- You look nice. It's a little tight.

- Yeah, it's a little--it's tight, you're a little short.

I look good, right?

- Okay, you're stretching it out a little bit.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [indistinct chatter]

- You knew about this?

- He asked me earlier, so I said why not, you know?

- Mm-hmm. - And, uh, sir? Sir?

Is that a horse outside?

- Yeah, boy! [laughs]

- [laughs] You gonna ride in there on a horse?

- We talking white stallion, you know? Whoo!

You know, go in there "Old Town Road." Fire.

On--right? - Bill.

Bill, we're not coming here to support you.

- At all.

- We're coming here to stop you.

- What? - No.

- We came here just to make sure you--

- You don't go to jail. - Yes.

- Thank you. - Y'all don't understand.

Regina always told me that I was never romantic enough for her,

and I didn't leave her with a single like great memory

or anything, so this is gonna be the one.

- Her husband is trying to make those memories with her, Bill.

- You mean boyfriend, nigga.

- It's her fiancé.

She's about to get married.

What are you thinking, man?

- Uh, I ain't got time to think about him, okay?

- JOHN: Bill-- - I got a wedding to go to,

okay? - Bill, come on, man!

Like, come on, use your-- - BILL: You're my boys, right?

- [clapping]

- Right? Remember that? - [chuckles]

- We frat.

Yo, y'all even with me or you're against me.

But I'm going to that wedding, and I'm going right now.

Alright.

- Bill, I'm just--

- You need to do something. - What do you want me to do?

- Stop him. - Stop--stop him?

- You know him longer than me.

- I know him three days longer than you--72 hours.

- Okay, well, you might-- - That's long enough.

- That's long enough, I think.

- Alright, yo, I'll see y'all there.

Alright, love y'all. Peace.

- Be easy on the suit, okay? - Do something.

- Be easy on the suit. - This is--that suit gone, man.

- 'Preciate y'all.

Good? We good? I look good?

Thank you. That's my man, see?

Tom, this what we talking about.

- You don't help him. You don't help him.

We're trying to-- - 'Preciate it.

- [indistinct chatter]

- We're trying to discourage him, you fixing him up?

Are you supporting him? - Why?

- What you do? - What are we gonna do?

What are-- - What are--not do that.

- You fixing him up to--to go the wedding when we discourage

him not to go.

- Oh wow.

- Is he--he's actually getting on a horse.

- Yes, he is.

- Can he even ride a horse?

- It don't look it.

Do it look like it? - No.

- Aw, damn. He just got on it backwards.

- Okay, are we gonna go help him?

- Ah. - I'm enjoying this.

- Come on, man, are we gonna help him?

He's clearly gonna fall. - I can't, I can't.

- Why you can't? - I mean, we got stuff to do.

I gotta get dressed for this wedding and stuff.

- What you mean? - You're going to the wedding?

- We all going? We gotta go see, I guess.

Let's go. - I gotta watch this.

Whatever's about to happen, I need--

- I don't even have a tux now.

- MIKE: Just wear a suit.

- TOM: I just--I mean, I don't need--

- ♪

- ♪