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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:19,034 - I just want you. - What are you saying to me? 2 00:00:19,137 --> 00:00:20,344 - MALE NARRATOR: Previously on "Bruh." 3 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:21,896 - I'm saying that I want you all the time. 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,620 - No one else? - No one else. 5 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:24,724 - BILL: She needs help deciding. 6 00:00:24,827 --> 00:00:26,137 She's just a little confused. 7 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:28,103 - So you're saying that she doesn't know what she wants? 8 00:00:28,206 --> 00:00:30,000 - I'm not in love with you. - But you could be. 9 00:00:30,103 --> 00:00:31,310 - She told me that she lied. 10 00:00:31,413 --> 00:00:33,931 - Okay. But will she be working? 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,724 - I'm gonna ride in on a white stallion, 12 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,241 and I'm gonna take my woman back. 13 00:00:37,344 --> 00:00:39,344 - I want you to stay with me. I want to be together. 14 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:41,758 - The reason why talked about the way you look 15 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:43,620 is because you're a handsome man. 16 00:00:43,724 --> 00:00:45,620 - Okay, Um, we done? 17 00:00:45,724 --> 00:00:50,620 - ♪ 18 00:00:50,724 --> 00:00:53,241 - What do I have to do to get you to sleep with me? 19 00:00:56,586 --> 00:00:57,655 - Excuse me? 20 00:00:59,655 --> 00:01:01,034 - You didn't hear me? 21 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:03,482 - Oh, I think I did. 22 00:01:03,586 --> 00:01:06,000 But, uh... 23 00:01:06,103 --> 00:01:09,965 I'm not sure that you said what I thought you said. 24 00:01:10,068 --> 00:01:13,241 - Well, what did you think I said? 25 00:01:13,344 --> 00:01:15,379 - ♪ 26 00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:17,965 - I don't even wanna repeat that. 27 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:19,103 - Why not? 28 00:01:21,275 --> 00:01:25,275 - Because it is something that someone in your position... 29 00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:28,413 should never say to anyone. 30 00:01:28,517 --> 00:01:31,551 - Exactly. 31 00:01:31,655 --> 00:01:33,241 - I don't get it. 32 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,344 - You're proving my point. 33 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:39,103 No one should ever say that to a subordinate. 34 00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:41,586 - Yeah, I already knew that. 35 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:43,862 - Okay. 36 00:01:43,965 --> 00:01:47,724 - So, what are you saying? 37 00:01:47,827 --> 00:01:49,068 - I'm sorry. 38 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:52,758 You thought I was asking the question? 39 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,724 - Yeah, it sure sounded like you were asking that question. 40 00:01:55,827 --> 00:01:59,103 - [chuckles] Oh, Thomas. 41 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:02,103 I would never say that to a subordinate. 42 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:05,724 - Okay, then. 43 00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:08,000 What are you saying? 44 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:10,413 - That's what she said you said to her. 45 00:02:12,689 --> 00:02:15,793 - Well, clearly, I never said that to her. 46 00:02:15,896 --> 00:02:19,413 - Well, I know that now that she has told the truth. 47 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:27,103 But if someone were to ask that of you outside of the workplace, 48 00:02:27,206 --> 00:02:29,551 how would you answer it? 49 00:02:29,655 --> 00:02:32,482 - What reason are you asking me this? 50 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:35,068 - [chuckles] I just want to know, okay? 51 00:02:35,172 --> 00:02:37,344 So, indulge me here. 52 00:02:38,931 --> 00:02:41,413 - Mm. I, uh-- 53 00:02:41,517 --> 00:02:43,034 I'm not comfortable answering that. 54 00:02:43,137 --> 00:02:46,344 - Just answer the question. 55 00:02:46,448 --> 00:02:49,793 - So are you insisting that I answer? 56 00:02:49,896 --> 00:02:51,896 - Yes, in a way, I am, yes. 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,620 - ♪ 58 00:02:55,724 --> 00:02:59,172 - Well, I guess it would depend on the person asking. 59 00:02:59,275 --> 00:03:00,827 - And why would that matter? 60 00:03:03,034 --> 00:03:04,965 - Why do you keep asking me this? 61 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:06,862 - Just curiosity. 62 00:03:06,965 --> 00:03:10,137 I have a lot of staff to manage, and all of these exercises 63 00:03:10,241 --> 00:03:12,103 are--they're helpful. 64 00:03:14,034 --> 00:03:17,586 - Okay. Well, I'm always here to support the team, 65 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:20,137 but I'm not comfortable participating in this exercise, 66 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,758 so thank you. 67 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:24,103 - Uh, okay. 68 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:25,758 - Okay. 69 00:03:25,862 --> 00:03:26,724 - Alright. 70 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:27,827 - Great. Thank you. 71 00:03:27,931 --> 00:03:29,275 - You're welcome. 72 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:35,413 - ♪ Navigating through this state of life ♪ 73 00:03:35,517 --> 00:03:39,379 ♪ Trying to find me a shawdy and make her mine ♪ 74 00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:43,379 ♪ Now I'll find one in no time ♪ 75 00:03:43,482 --> 00:03:45,758 ♪ With the help of the homies 76 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:49,172 ♪ I'm going up with my bruhs 77 00:03:49,275 --> 00:03:51,275 - ♪ Going up, going up 78 00:03:51,379 --> 00:03:53,517 - ♪ With my bruhs 79 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:56,275 - ♪ Going up with, going up with my bruhs ♪ 80 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:57,689 - ♪ Going up 81 00:03:57,793 --> 00:04:00,931 - ♪ Going up, going up with my bruhs ♪ 82 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:02,172 - ♪ Ooh, yeah 83 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,793 - ♪ I'm going up, going up with my bruhs ♪♪ 84 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:10,655 - ♪ 85 00:04:10,758 --> 00:04:12,137 - Mike. It's Tom. 86 00:04:12,241 --> 00:04:14,172 I need you to call me back as soon as you get this message. 87 00:04:14,275 --> 00:04:15,241 Something happened at work. 88 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,310 - Hi. - Damn. 89 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:21,034 - What? - Well, you scared me. 90 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:23,862 - You are too big to be scared. 91 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:26,068 Thank you. Now goodbye. 92 00:04:26,172 --> 00:04:29,241 - Wait. - What? 93 00:04:29,344 --> 00:04:31,931 - I wanted you to know that-- 94 00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:34,689 - Know what? 95 00:04:34,793 --> 00:04:37,137 - I told her. 96 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:40,655 - Yeah, I was in there. 97 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,931 - I told her everything. 98 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:45,172 - Good. 99 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:48,620 - So, aren't you gonna say thank you? 100 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:52,551 - Thank you. 101 00:04:52,655 --> 00:04:54,344 - You're welcome. 102 00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:55,724 - You were wrong, though. 103 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:58,344 - I know. 104 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:00,862 I know, I'm--I'm sorry. 105 00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:03,310 - Thank you. 106 00:05:06,068 --> 00:05:10,206 - Tom, I'm--I'm not a bad person. 107 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,275 - I know you're not. 108 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:13,931 - I just-- 109 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:18,000 - Oh, my phone's ringing. 110 00:05:18,103 --> 00:05:19,344 - I didn't hear it ring. 111 00:05:19,448 --> 00:05:20,655 - Oh, it's on vibrate. 112 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:22,689 I'll just--hello? 113 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:25,344 Oh, Mike, yeah, what's up? It's my friend Mike. 114 00:05:25,448 --> 00:05:27,241 I'm just gonna take the call. - Okay. 115 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:29,586 - Yeah, man, cool. Alright. 116 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:36,206 - ♪ 117 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:37,724 - Mike, I need you to call me back ASAP. 118 00:05:37,827 --> 00:05:39,000 It's Tom. Alright. 119 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:42,896 - ♪ 120 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:47,379 - ♪ Tell me what you wanna do ♪ 121 00:05:47,482 --> 00:05:48,965 ♪ 122 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:53,344 ♪ All night I dream of you 123 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:55,344 ♪ I can't ignore ya 124 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:56,931 - [moans, gasps] Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. 125 00:05:57,034 --> 00:05:58,448 - ♪ I really, really want ya ♪ 126 00:05:58,551 --> 00:06:01,827 ♪ So, baby, bring it over 127 00:06:01,931 --> 00:06:04,655 ♪ Come closer, boy, come closer, boy ♪ 128 00:06:04,758 --> 00:06:06,827 ♪ Wanna hold ya - Mike. 129 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:09,172 - Yeah, I know. [laughs] 130 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:12,379 - You're trying to wear me out. 131 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,275 - I just missed you. 132 00:06:14,379 --> 00:06:15,896 I want what's mine. 133 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,586 - Okay, no, here you go again. - MIKE: What? 134 00:06:18,689 --> 00:06:20,206 - No, I just-- - MIKE: What? 135 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:23,241 - Just like... 136 00:06:23,344 --> 00:06:24,655 chill out on the-- - Okay. 137 00:06:24,758 --> 00:06:26,206 Okay, baby. - PAMELA: Okay. 138 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:28,310 - You said something last night, though. 139 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:32,517 - Oh, whatever I said, I was drunk. 140 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:35,206 I--I was pretty drunk. 141 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:37,275 - I'm gonna talk about it. 142 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:40,344 - Tell me what I said. 143 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:43,344 - You said that you can't afford to love me because 144 00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:45,103 I will leave you bankrupt. 145 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:48,413 - Mm. Mm-hmm. 146 00:06:48,517 --> 00:06:52,275 Yeah. That was a good one. [laughs] 147 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:55,344 It's a good one. - Stop, babe. 148 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,793 What does that mean? 149 00:06:57,896 --> 00:06:59,000 - It--uh... 150 00:06:59,103 --> 00:07:00,931 I told you, I was drunk. 151 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,517 - Can we talk about it? 152 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:09,137 - If I'm being honest--which I usually am--uh... 153 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:11,758 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 154 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:16,482 - I can't trust you, like, with my feelings, 155 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:18,862 and with my emotions. 156 00:07:18,965 --> 00:07:21,103 - That sounds bad. [laughs] - PAMELA: I know, I know. 157 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:24,310 I know, it's just--the thing is, you don't--you don't--you really 158 00:07:24,413 --> 00:07:26,379 don't know much about me. 159 00:07:26,482 --> 00:07:27,586 - Here we go with this shit again. 160 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:29,206 - PAMELA: No, just hear me out. 161 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:31,310 Okay? Hear me out. - Alright. 162 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:32,310 Let me hear what you're saying. 163 00:07:32,413 --> 00:07:33,482 - Give me your hand. 164 00:07:35,517 --> 00:07:36,827 I was engaged before. 165 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:40,931 - For real? - PAMELA: Mm-hmm. 166 00:07:41,034 --> 00:07:43,448 Yeah. - To who? 167 00:07:43,551 --> 00:07:44,344 - PAMELA: That doesn't matter. 168 00:07:44,448 --> 00:07:45,413 - Yeah, it matters to me. 169 00:07:45,517 --> 00:07:46,517 - PAMELA: No. 170 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:48,620 What should matter is, like, 171 00:07:48,724 --> 00:07:51,448 the "what happened" part, you know? 172 00:07:51,551 --> 00:07:54,344 That's what you should ask about. 173 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:56,068 You want me to tell you? 174 00:07:56,172 --> 00:07:57,551 - Yeah. - PAMELA: Okay. 175 00:07:57,655 --> 00:07:59,172 - ♪ 176 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:01,137 - Oh, you wanna sit--okay. - No, I'm--I'm listening. 177 00:08:01,241 --> 00:08:02,068 - Okay. - I'm listening. 178 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:04,896 - Um... 179 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,586 Okay, well... 180 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:11,724 Long story short, he was a great guy. 181 00:08:11,827 --> 00:08:14,931 - MIKE: Mm-hmm. - Um, I definitely loved him. 182 00:08:15,034 --> 00:08:16,206 He loved me. 183 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:19,862 But... 184 00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:22,896 I don't know, I was just never enough for him, you know? 185 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,241 Like, I was just kinda there, but never... 186 00:08:28,344 --> 00:08:29,689 enough. 187 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:33,620 He broke it off when he met my cousin. 188 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:37,000 And that, that was like-- that was the worst pain 189 00:08:37,103 --> 00:08:38,931 I've--I've ever felt. 190 00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:43,931 So, then after that, I just kind of decided that like I would 191 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:47,931 100% never let another man have that much control over me again. 192 00:08:48,034 --> 00:08:49,068 You know? - Mm-hmm. 193 00:08:49,172 --> 00:08:54,965 - Like I say when, I say who, and I say how. 194 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:55,931 - That makes sense. 195 00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:59,827 - ♪ 196 00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:02,965 - What? 197 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:04,758 - I thought I was in control this whole time. 198 00:09:04,862 --> 00:09:06,620 [laughs] But that was I like-- 199 00:09:06,724 --> 00:09:08,172 - I know. - --running things. 200 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:09,206 - No, I know. 201 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:10,793 - ♪ 202 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:12,034 - I wasn't. - PAMELA: Yeah, no. 203 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,068 - No? - No, Mike, 204 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:14,689 you were--you were easy. 205 00:09:14,793 --> 00:09:16,310 - MIKE: I was easy? - Yeah, easy. 206 00:09:16,413 --> 00:09:17,275 - MIKE: Easy. 207 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:19,172 - BOTH: [laughing] 208 00:09:19,275 --> 00:09:20,655 - Easy how? Hold on. 209 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:22,206 - Um, I don't know. 210 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:24,172 It's like--well, think about it. 211 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:27,655 - Every time that I saw you, it's because I wanted to. 212 00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,655 - Yeah, I know that. 213 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:34,241 - No, you--okay, you don't know that. 214 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,655 - MIKE: I know, it's--explain-- 215 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:40,172 explain easy though. Like what-- - You-- 216 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,448 - [phone ringing] - But-- 217 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:46,000 - [ringing continues] 218 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:51,344 - Your phone's ringing. 219 00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:52,482 - It's a lot of attitude 220 00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:55,137 for a phone ring. - Get it. Get it, uh! 221 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:56,344 - All that. - Uh! 222 00:09:56,448 --> 00:09:58,344 - No, hey! No, no, no, what's--what's easy mean? 223 00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,758 - [ringing continues] 224 00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:01,413 - You're gonna explain that to me, okay? 225 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:04,448 - What? What? 226 00:10:04,551 --> 00:10:08,620 - [ringing continues] 227 00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:14,000 - Hello. 228 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:16,172 - Hey, where are you, man? I need to talk to you. 229 00:10:16,275 --> 00:10:19,344 - Uh, I'm good. 230 00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:24,068 Uh, with John and we're-- 231 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,724 we're headed to Bill's. 232 00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:27,448 - Okay. I'm on my way. 233 00:10:27,551 --> 00:10:29,793 - MIKE: You sure? - Yeah. 234 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,206 - Alright, well, he's still at the house. 235 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:35,206 Trying to catch him before he does anything stupid. 236 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,551 - Okay, I'll see you at his place. 237 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,344 - Okay. Wait. 238 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:39,827 John said you had to work. 239 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,448 - No, no, I need to talk to you about something 240 00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:42,551 that just happened. 241 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:44,172 - Yeah? What? 242 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,586 - I'll tell you in person. 243 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,068 - Yo, did this fucking girl-- 244 00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:50,034 - No, she told the truth. 245 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:51,137 - Okay, perfect. 246 00:10:51,241 --> 00:10:52,275 - Yeah, but there's another conversation 247 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:53,241 I need to tell you about. 248 00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:57,482 - Okay, we'll talk at Bill's. 249 00:10:57,586 --> 00:10:59,517 - Okay. - MIKE: Alright. 250 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:12,379 Where you going? - Home. 251 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:13,965 - What? - Mm-hmm. 252 00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,827 I have to go. 253 00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:17,344 - I was hoping we could have breakfast. 254 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,379 - [laughing] What? 255 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:21,689 - What's so funny? 256 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:23,448 - Are you really trying to do this? 257 00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:25,310 - Do what? 258 00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:27,482 - Date me. 259 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,103 - Yeah. 260 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:32,517 - Yeah. I thought you were drunk last night. 261 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:35,206 - Nope. - Yes, you were. 262 00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:39,586 - I was drunk, but I know what I was saying. 263 00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:43,551 - Okay, so...you're serious? 264 00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:46,241 - Yeah. 265 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:49,448 - I'll date you. 266 00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:50,965 - Thank you. 267 00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:52,482 - What? 268 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,517 - You said that like you're doing me a favor. 269 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:55,896 - Oh. - MIKE: [laughs] 270 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,413 - I mean, sweetheart, I am the catch here. 271 00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,931 - Shit. [laughs] 272 00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:01,827 You better ask somebody about me. 273 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:04,310 - Okay, alright, I gotta go. 274 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:08,137 - No. Where are you going? Work? 275 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:09,344 - Mike. - Quit. 276 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:10,310 - Oh, my gosh. 277 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,724 - No, no, stop, stop. 278 00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:13,310 Stop, no. Stop. 279 00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:14,586 - No, yeah, I'm going. 280 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:17,586 I gotta go. - Quit. 281 00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:19,448 - Sweetie, I gotta go home. 282 00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:20,793 I'm about to go to a wedding. 283 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:24,275 I got stuff to do, I-- - First of all. 284 00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:25,275 I can take care of you. 285 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,517 You don't need to work. 286 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,793 - That's cute. 287 00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:30,206 - I'm serious. - Ah, no. 288 00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:32,655 I'm never gonna let another man take care of me. 289 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:35,551 - You're stubborn. 290 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,689 - Mm-hmm. 291 00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:40,034 I am, and it keeps me happy. 292 00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:43,517 - It keeps you happy? - Mm-hmm. 293 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,344 - Okay. If you say so. 294 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,379 - Alright, I have to go. 295 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:50,137 - ♪ 296 00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:52,034 - Are we dating? 297 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,137 We're not dating? 298 00:12:53,241 --> 00:12:56,413 'Cause last night you said we're dating. 299 00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:59,586 - Did I? 300 00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:01,344 - You're playing hard to get. 301 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,551 Can you-- 302 00:13:02,655 --> 00:13:05,206 - [sighs] Stop pulling on me. 303 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,758 - Why? 304 00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,448 No, where are you going? 305 00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:11,344 - A wedding. 306 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,413 - Gina's wedding? 307 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:14,137 - Mm-hmm, yes. 308 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,724 - ♪ 309 00:13:15,827 --> 00:13:17,137 - I'll see you later. Here. 310 00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:22,137 - ♪ 311 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,965 - Ah, shit. 312 00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:29,068 She's going to that wedding. 313 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:33,724 - ♪ 314 00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:41,344 - Hi. - Hi. 315 00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:42,724 - ALICE: Ah! 316 00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:44,482 - How are you? - ALICE: I'm good. 317 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:47,172 You look so beautiful. 318 00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:48,517 - Thank you. 319 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,655 - Oh, you're gonna wear white? 320 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:54,241 - Yes. - You sure it's okay? 321 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,965 - Wha--um, Ms. Alice? 322 00:13:57,068 --> 00:14:00,275 - Mm, I'm just saying, last night you was the woman in red 323 00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,689 with your legs spread. 324 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:06,068 - [clears throat] Ms. Alice, please. 325 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:09,965 - No, y'all was in that bathroom fucking it up. 326 00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,655 - Okay. - Hm? 327 00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:14,793 - That's--that's kinda what I wanna talk to you about. 328 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,482 - What about it? 329 00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:19,034 - [sighs] It's another reason why I love talking to you, 330 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,068 because you never judge me. 331 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:23,655 - No, I would never do that. 332 00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:27,827 But that was some really foul shit you did. 333 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,068 - Yeah, I know. 334 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,413 - I mean, you sucking dick one night, 335 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:31,827 then you're gonna marry the man the next. 336 00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:33,241 What the hell? 337 00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:36,310 - Have you never done something that you regretted? 338 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:37,827 - Yes, I did. 339 00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:39,241 And his name was Wilson. 340 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,482 - Okay. 341 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:41,517 Ms. Alice-- 342 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:45,310 - And Fred and Jerome and Deuce. 343 00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:46,517 - Okay. 344 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,103 - And Michael and Jerome. 345 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,517 - You said Jerome already. 346 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,379 - I did him twice. 347 00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:54,827 Yeah. 348 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,413 - You done? - Yep. 349 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,241 - Okay, I just wanted to know what you honestly 350 00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:01,965 thought about it. 351 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,689 - Well, I think it's too late 352 00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:07,896 to be here asking me about this. 353 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,206 - Yeah, I know. 354 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:11,482 - That man out there waiting on you. 355 00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:15,068 - Yeah, I know. I know. 356 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:17,862 - And y'all done paid all this money for this wedding. 357 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,827 - I get it, I get it. 358 00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:22,758 [deep breath] 359 00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,034 - Wait a minute. 360 00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:26,137 You're not thinking about calling it off, are ya? 361 00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:27,275 - No. 362 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,034 No, no. 363 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,724 - Good, 'cause I'm gonna still need my catering fee. 364 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:33,172 - ♪ 365 00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:36,103 - You--you're not the caterer. 366 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:39,275 - I know, but I'm supplying the snacks. 367 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:40,896 - I didn't ask you to do that, Ms. Alice. 368 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 - Well, I'm doing them free. - Oh. 369 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:44,655 Well, okay, that was nice of you. 370 00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:46,103 - Mm-hmm. You know what? 371 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,931 You've got this dress on, I'm talking about catering. 372 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,965 - BOTH: [laughing] 373 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:52,931 - But the first customer's free. 374 00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:54,448 But the rest of them motherfuckers gotta pay. 375 00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,758 - ♪ 376 00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,827 - One customer? 377 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,965 - Don't worry about it, baby. 378 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,827 Just get married. 379 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:04,620 You look beautiful. 380 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:06,827 Damn the money, damn the foolishness, 381 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,344 damn the dick. 382 00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:13,000 If you feel like you having second thoughts, call it off. 383 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:16,172 - No, I--I'm not-- - He'll understand. 384 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,310 - I'm not having second thoughts. 385 00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:19,620 - Your vagina is. 386 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,275 - What? 387 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,896 - Oh, girl. 388 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,758 The way she was growling last night with Bill. 389 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:27,827 - Who is she? 390 00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:28,862 - Kitty. 391 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,482 Meow. Meow. - Okay. 392 00:16:31,586 --> 00:16:32,724 - Meow. 393 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,655 - How would you know what my--okay, you know what? 394 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:37,413 Ms. Alice, thank you. - You forget I was there. 395 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,793 - Great. Thank you. 396 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:41,413 - You know your kitty on the prowl. 397 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,931 Better watch out for that black cat. 398 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,448 You know what your kitty saying right now? 399 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,586 - No. - "Where's Bill? 400 00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:52,068 Where's Bill?" - No. 401 00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:55,103 - "Where's Bill? Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill." 402 00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:56,103 - [whispers] Stop it. 403 00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:57,517 - Okay, oaky. - Thank you. 404 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,965 Alright, thank you. 405 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,379 - Oh, sure. No, thank you. 406 00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:03,275 Yeah, girl, 'cause I can't wait to see 407 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:06,689 the fireworks out here. - Wait. 408 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:07,793 What are you talking about now? 409 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:08,758 - Oh, it's gonna be interesting. 410 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,413 - Is Bill coming? 411 00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:12,275 - Not that I know of. - Are you sure? 412 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,758 - Did your kitty call him? 413 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,931 - Are you sure he's not coming? 414 00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:18,034 - Better check your vagina. 415 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,655 He might have left a message. 416 00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:21,655 Hmm? 417 00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:23,172 - Ms. Alice? - Mm-hmm? 418 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,655 - I'm gonna go and get married. 419 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,068 - Okay, okay, okay, girl. 420 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,275 Then don't even worry about it. 421 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,896 Go on, go on and get married, girl. 422 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,448 I just--I'll see you in a bit. 423 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,482 - Thank you. 424 00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:33,793 - I like your style. 425 00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,448 - Mm. 426 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,206 - ♪ 427 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,931 - Fucking one man's dick one night, 428 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:40,931 and marry the other the next. 429 00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:43,551 You're a bad bitch. 430 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:47,034 Go walk down that aisle in your white dress. 431 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,758 Yeah, go--go on out there. 432 00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:50,310 Going looking like a virgin 433 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:54,000 though the whole time you've been a hoe. [laughing] 434 00:17:54,103 --> 00:17:55,172 Girl, you just like me. 435 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,310 That's why I like ya. 436 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:59,620 - ♪ 437 00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,517 - REGINA: [sighs] 438 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,586 - ♪ 439 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,827 - [knocking at door] 440 00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:10,862 - Who is it? 441 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,413 - JOHN: It's your boys. 442 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:14,379 - Hey, hey! 443 00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:15,965 Hey! 444 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:17,724 - [indistinct greetings] 445 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:18,862 - Come in, come on. 446 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,068 Whoo. 447 00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:21,448 What's good? We good? 448 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:25,172 - Yeah. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha! [laughs] 449 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:28,137 - Ah! [laughs] What you wearing? 450 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,000 - Ah, man, Tom's tux. 451 00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:31,448 I look good, don't I? Say I look good, J. 452 00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:33,137 I look good? - You do look nice, man. 453 00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:34,413 - Mike, Mike, how I look? - Sharp. 454 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,206 - You look nice. It's a little tight. 455 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,655 - Yeah, it's a little--it's tight, you're a little short. 456 00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:39,034 I look good, right? 457 00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:40,517 - Okay, you're stretching it out a little bit. 458 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,586 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 459 00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,827 - [indistinct chatter] 460 00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,241 - You knew about this? 461 00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:47,827 - He asked me earlier, so I said why not, you know? 462 00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:50,689 - Mm-hmm. - And, uh, sir? Sir? 463 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,103 Is that a horse outside? 464 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,172 - Yeah, boy! [laughs] 465 00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:57,448 - [laughs] You gonna ride in there on a horse? 466 00:18:57,551 --> 00:19:00,586 - We talking white stallion, you know? Whoo! 467 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:02,931 You know, go in there "Old Town Road." Fire. 468 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,689 On--right? - Bill. 469 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,551 Bill, we're not coming here to support you. 470 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:07,517 - At all. 471 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:08,689 - We're coming here to stop you. 472 00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:09,793 - What? - No. 473 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,206 - We came here just to make sure you-- 474 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,482 - You don't go to jail. - Yes. 475 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,931 - Thank you. - Y'all don't understand. 476 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:16,724 Regina always told me that I was never romantic enough for her, 477 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:20,068 and I didn't leave her with a single like great memory 478 00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:22,551 or anything, so this is gonna be the one. 479 00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:25,275 - Her husband is trying to make those memories with her, Bill. 480 00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:26,620 - You mean boyfriend, nigga. 481 00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:27,896 - It's her fiancé. 482 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 She's about to get married. 483 00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,241 What are you thinking, man? 484 00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:32,413 - Uh, I ain't got time to think about him, okay? 485 00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:34,103 - JOHN: Bill-- - I got a wedding to go to, 486 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,620 okay? - Bill, come on, man! 487 00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:38,103 Like, come on, use your-- - BILL: You're my boys, right? 488 00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:39,413 - [clapping] 489 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:41,413 - Right? Remember that? - [chuckles] 490 00:19:41,517 --> 00:19:42,620 - We frat. 491 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,758 Yo, y'all even with me or you're against me. 492 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,931 But I'm going to that wedding, and I'm going right now. 493 00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,103 Alright. 494 00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:50,620 - Bill, I'm just-- 495 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,827 - You need to do something. - What do you want me to do? 496 00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:53,793 - Stop him. - Stop--stop him? 497 00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,310 - You know him longer than me. 498 00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:57,655 - I know him three days longer than you--72 hours. 499 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,068 - Okay, well, you might-- - That's long enough. 500 00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:00,206 - That's long enough, I think. 501 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:02,448 - Alright, yo, I'll see y'all there. 502 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,068 Alright, love y'all. Peace. 503 00:20:04,172 --> 00:20:05,724 - Be easy on the suit, okay? - Do something. 504 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:08,275 - Be easy on the suit. - This is--that suit gone, man. 505 00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,000 - 'Preciate y'all. 506 00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:12,517 Good? We good? I look good? 507 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,103 Thank you. That's my man, see? 508 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,241 Tom, this what we talking about. 509 00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:17,931 - You don't help him. You don't help him. 510 00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,172 We're trying to-- - 'Preciate it. 511 00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:20,793 - [indistinct chatter] 512 00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:23,103 - We're trying to discourage him, you fixing him up? 513 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:24,275 Are you supporting him? - Why? 514 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:25,931 - What you do? - What are we gonna do? 515 00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,413 What are-- - What are--not do that. 516 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:31,000 - You fixing him up to--to go the wedding when we discourage 517 00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:32,482 him not to go. 518 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:35,068 - Oh wow. 519 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:36,482 - Is he--he's actually getting on a horse. 520 00:20:36,586 --> 00:20:37,965 - Yes, he is. 521 00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,793 - Can he even ride a horse? 522 00:20:39,896 --> 00:20:40,827 - It don't look it. 523 00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:41,965 Do it look like it? - No. 524 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,448 - Aw, damn. He just got on it backwards. 525 00:20:44,551 --> 00:20:46,241 - Okay, are we gonna go help him? 526 00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:48,379 - Ah. - I'm enjoying this. 527 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,000 - Come on, man, are we gonna help him? 528 00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:51,620 He's clearly gonna fall. - I can't, I can't. 529 00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:54,379 - Why you can't? - I mean, we got stuff to do. 530 00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:56,137 I gotta get dressed for this wedding and stuff. 531 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:58,137 - What you mean? - You're going to the wedding? 532 00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:01,034 - We all going? We gotta go see, I guess. 533 00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,241 Let's go. - I gotta watch this. 534 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,379 Whatever's about to happen, I need-- 535 00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:04,931 - I don't even have a tux now. 536 00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:06,586 - MIKE: Just wear a suit. 537 00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:08,827 - TOM: I just--I mean, I don't need-- 538 00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:40,448 - ♪ 539 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:47,724 - ♪ 36557

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