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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,896 --> 00:00:18,034 - got me coming out here Like this. 2 00:00:18,137 --> 00:00:19,931 - I wanted to see you. - you wanna have sex. 3 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:21,896 - male announcer: Previously on "Bruh"-- 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,689 - are you in love with me? - no. 5 00:00:23,793 --> 00:00:25,068 - I know you still Want me. 6 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:26,310 - you're gonna really Stop the wedding? 7 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:27,448 - yeah, I am. 8 00:00:27,551 --> 00:00:28,931 - I'm gonna go talk to The chief of staff. 9 00:00:29,034 --> 00:00:30,344 - well, you do what you Gotta do then. 10 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:33,000 - you think you're something With your handsome face 11 00:00:33,103 --> 00:00:34,620 And your chiseled body. 12 00:00:34,724 --> 00:00:35,655 - what's up with y'all women? 13 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:37,137 You say you want a dude To open up-- 14 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:38,551 - I swear to god that I love you. 15 00:00:38,655 --> 00:00:40,793 - --as soon as he opens up, You go the other way. 16 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:42,103 - I don't believe you At all. 17 00:00:42,206 --> 00:00:44,689 - you all are the ones With the problem, not us. 18 00:00:44,793 --> 00:00:46,344 See what I mean? 19 00:00:46,448 --> 00:00:49,379 - ♪ 20 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:53,827 - blue sports car. 21 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:55,862 - excuse me? 22 00:00:55,965 --> 00:00:57,000 - I'm fiona. 23 00:00:57,103 --> 00:00:59,137 - I'm pamela. 24 00:00:59,241 --> 00:01:02,137 - we were just talking About you. 25 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:03,344 - okay, yeah, fiona, You can-- 26 00:01:03,448 --> 00:01:04,655 - no, no, no, let her stay. 27 00:01:04,758 --> 00:01:05,965 - she can-- - [door closes] 28 00:01:06,068 --> 00:01:07,551 - oh, you sure you don't Want me to stay? 29 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:09,482 - look, now you can go. - no, 'cause I can 30 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:11,482 Tell her everything we were Just saying about her. 31 00:01:11,586 --> 00:01:13,586 - [laughs] Oh, please do. Come on. 32 00:01:13,689 --> 00:01:15,827 - I can tell her that You love her. 33 00:01:15,931 --> 00:01:16,965 - ooh. 34 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:19,620 - and you are so confused. 35 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:21,068 - he is. 36 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:24,965 - I can tell her how you Called me ten minutes ago 37 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:26,793 To come down here. - mm. 38 00:01:26,896 --> 00:01:28,275 - yeah. - [laughs] 39 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:32,965 - I can also tell her that You didn't wanna have sex. 40 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:34,965 - oh. - mm. 41 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:36,862 - he wanted to hold me. - no, see-- 42 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:39,344 - so I could remind him Of you. 43 00:01:39,448 --> 00:01:41,344 - oh my god, please, Go on. 44 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:43,379 I like her. [laughs] - okay, okay. 45 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:45,206 - you know what? - no, please, actually-- 46 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,965 - I can't-- - yes, yes, you can. 47 00:01:47,068 --> 00:01:48,482 You can go. Thank you. 48 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:49,413 Talk to you later. 49 00:01:51,103 --> 00:01:52,655 - [laughs] 50 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:57,034 - now, look, that's not What that looks like, 51 00:01:57,137 --> 00:02:00,724 You know? - okay. 52 00:02:00,827 --> 00:02:02,793 - what are you doing here? 53 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:04,482 - you texted me. 54 00:02:04,586 --> 00:02:07,000 - yeah, you didn't Text back. 55 00:02:07,103 --> 00:02:09,896 - it said, "Come over." 56 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,172 - I know. 57 00:02:11,275 --> 00:02:12,586 - do you wanna call her Back in here? 58 00:02:12,689 --> 00:02:13,517 - no, I don't. 59 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:14,448 - are you sure? - I'm sure. 60 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,000 - because I can go. - no. 61 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,103 I just want you, Honestly. 62 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,344 - no, no, no, no, What are you saying? 63 00:02:20,448 --> 00:02:23,689 - I'm saying that I want you all the time. 64 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:24,689 - no one else? 65 00:02:24,793 --> 00:02:28,068 - no one else. 66 00:02:28,172 --> 00:02:29,586 - so are you asking me To be exc-- 67 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:30,862 Like, exclusive? 68 00:02:32,965 --> 00:02:35,241 - yeah. - [laughs] 69 00:02:35,344 --> 00:02:39,413 Okay, well, I have A problem with that. 70 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:41,172 We've never been On a date. 71 00:02:41,275 --> 00:02:42,517 - we can change that. - you don't know 72 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,551 Anything about me. - that's not true. 73 00:02:44,655 --> 00:02:46,310 - no, I know about you. - no-- 74 00:02:46,413 --> 00:02:47,586 - you don't know About me. 75 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,724 - I do know about you. Okay, first... 76 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:51,862 You like peppermint tea. 77 00:02:51,965 --> 00:02:54,620 Uh, you bathe In lavender oil. 78 00:02:54,724 --> 00:02:56,275 You-- - pretty shallow. 79 00:02:56,379 --> 00:03:00,965 - okay, um, you want Kids. 80 00:03:01,068 --> 00:03:02,034 Yeah? - deeper. 81 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:03,137 - yeah? - yeah. 82 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:06,137 - um, you're afraid Of loving. 83 00:03:06,241 --> 00:03:09,344 - come on. 84 00:03:09,448 --> 00:03:11,689 - you dad wasn't A very good man. 85 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:16,655 You haven't talked To your sister in five years. 86 00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:21,413 You're worried about Your future. 87 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:26,551 You're in love With me. 88 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,965 - okay, fine, you have Been listening. 89 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:36,793 - both: [laugh] 90 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:37,931 - except for the love part. 91 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:38,862 - what do you mean? 92 00:03:41,103 --> 00:03:42,103 [laughs] 93 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:44,620 - you've never said that. 94 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,275 - hmm-mm, I haven't. 95 00:03:49,517 --> 00:03:50,379 - do you? 96 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:55,965 - ♪ navigating through This state of life ♪ 97 00:03:56,068 --> 00:04:00,103 ♪ trying to find me a shawty And make her mine ♪ 98 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:04,275 ♪ now I'll find one in no time 99 00:04:04,379 --> 00:04:06,448 ♪ with the help of my homies 100 00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:09,655 ♪ I'm going up with my bruhs 101 00:04:09,758 --> 00:04:12,000 - ♪ we're going up, We're going up ♪ 102 00:04:12,103 --> 00:04:14,241 - ♪ with my bruhs 103 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:17,275 ♪ we're going up, we're Going up with my bruhs ♪ 104 00:04:17,379 --> 00:04:19,034 ♪ going up 105 00:04:19,137 --> 00:04:20,413 - ♪ we're going up, We're going up ♪ 106 00:04:20,517 --> 00:04:22,689 ♪ with my bruhs 107 00:04:22,793 --> 00:04:24,448 ♪ we're going up, We're going up ♪ 108 00:04:24,551 --> 00:04:25,551 ♪ with my bruhs ♪ 109 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:28,827 - ♪ 110 00:04:28,931 --> 00:04:30,862 - ah-- - mike... 111 00:04:30,965 --> 00:04:34,310 - pam... Do you? 112 00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:41,793 - I don't know, I'm... 113 00:04:41,896 --> 00:04:43,689 I can't afford To love you. 114 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:47,620 - ♪ 115 00:04:47,724 --> 00:04:51,000 - what's that mean? 116 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:54,862 - mike, it just feels like If I were to give you my heart, 117 00:04:54,965 --> 00:04:58,344 You would just leave me Bankrupt, you know? 118 00:04:58,448 --> 00:05:02,344 Like--brrru--like what bill Is doing to gina. 119 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:03,689 [laughs] I mean-- 120 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:05,206 - I'm not bill. 121 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:09,137 - and I'm not In love with you. 122 00:05:09,241 --> 00:05:12,689 - but you could be? 123 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:13,896 Tell me you can. 124 00:05:17,689 --> 00:05:20,103 - I could be. - you could be. 125 00:05:20,206 --> 00:05:22,724 But you won't. 126 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:25,034 - I don't know, I-- I feel like I'm... 127 00:05:25,137 --> 00:05:27,655 Scared of you, because... 128 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:30,068 I know you don't wanna Just be with one woman. 129 00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:32,379 I mean, look at what Just-- 130 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,379 - that wasn't what It looked like. 131 00:05:34,482 --> 00:05:36,862 That was about you. 132 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:38,620 I just want you. 133 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:41,620 That's it. 134 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:46,241 Only you. 135 00:05:46,344 --> 00:05:48,344 - yeah, for now. - forever. 136 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,931 - what are you saying? 137 00:05:54,827 --> 00:05:57,931 - I want to get to know Each other. 138 00:05:58,034 --> 00:05:59,000 I want you to stay With me, 139 00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:03,137 And I want to be together. 140 00:06:03,241 --> 00:06:04,724 - oh, it's so easy For you to say stuff 141 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:06,068 Like that. - that is not easy. 142 00:06:06,172 --> 00:06:07,551 Do you not know me? 143 00:06:07,655 --> 00:06:10,965 Do you not know me? That is not easy. 144 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:13,448 - okay, well, how many Relationships have you even had? 145 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,620 Exactly. 146 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,620 How many? - I've had one. 147 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:22,793 - okay. How long Did it last? 148 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:23,965 - a while. 149 00:06:24,068 --> 00:06:26,965 - how long, mike? 150 00:06:27,068 --> 00:06:30,000 - like, three months. 151 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:32,137 - and that's a long time To you? 152 00:06:32,241 --> 00:06:34,034 Oh. - [laughs] 153 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:37,379 It was a long time at the time, I'm different now. 154 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:39,758 - okay. How long ago Was it? 155 00:06:39,862 --> 00:06:41,586 - many years ago. 156 00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:43,172 - how long? 157 00:06:43,275 --> 00:06:45,551 - uh... 158 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,896 - don't-- - three years ago. 159 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,379 It was three years ago. 160 00:06:49,482 --> 00:06:50,758 - okay. - it was three years ago. 161 00:06:50,862 --> 00:06:55,310 - so you see, like, you're-- You're so not ready. 162 00:06:55,413 --> 00:06:57,862 - I am ready. 163 00:06:57,965 --> 00:06:59,448 I'm ready for you. 164 00:06:59,551 --> 00:07:00,586 I'm ready to love you. 165 00:07:00,689 --> 00:07:01,896 I'm serious-- - okay, alright, yeah, no, 166 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,275 I'm gonna have to think About all this. 167 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:04,413 - alright. - okay. 168 00:07:04,517 --> 00:07:05,931 - think about it. - thank you. 169 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,862 - and I'm gonna have to Watch your actions. 170 00:07:07,965 --> 00:07:08,862 - mike: that's fair. 171 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:09,965 - and that's gonna Take some time. 172 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:11,034 - okay, I got time. 173 00:07:11,137 --> 00:07:12,379 - 'cause I wanna make-- - I got time. 174 00:07:12,482 --> 00:07:14,344 - I wanna make sure That this is real. 175 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:15,896 - mike: alright. 176 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,862 - and so you're saying that, Like, if we try this 177 00:07:18,965 --> 00:07:22,965 That you're only gonna be Committed to me? 178 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,275 - mm-hmm. Only you. 179 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:26,413 Don't roll your eyes. - [laughs] 180 00:07:26,517 --> 00:07:27,827 - mike: don't Roll your eyes. 181 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:31,413 Only you. - okay. 182 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,310 Okay. - and you only to me. 183 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:35,827 - mike. - you only to me. 184 00:07:35,931 --> 00:07:38,344 - oh, okay, so wait... 185 00:07:38,448 --> 00:07:40,827 You're asking to date me Exclusively? 186 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:43,310 - what have I been saying This whole time? Yes. 187 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:46,862 - are you sure? - yeah, I'm serious. 188 00:07:46,965 --> 00:07:48,379 - okay. 189 00:07:48,482 --> 00:07:51,379 - mike: okay? 190 00:07:51,482 --> 00:07:53,896 - I mean-- - mike: I mean-- 191 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,206 - [indistinct mumbling] 192 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,034 - both: [laughing] 193 00:08:00,137 --> 00:08:02,758 - come here. I missed you. 194 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:03,758 I'm lonely. 195 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,241 - you come here. - no, you come here. 196 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:06,482 - no, you come here. 197 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,586 - I'll meet you halfway. 198 00:08:12,137 --> 00:08:16,068 - ♪ I love the way, I love the way you love me ♪ 199 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:20,551 ♪ I love the way, I love The way you love me ♪ 200 00:08:20,655 --> 00:08:24,724 ♪ I love the way, I love The way you love me ♪ 201 00:08:24,827 --> 00:08:28,482 ♪ I love the way, I love The way you love me ♪ 202 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:32,517 - ♪ I love the way you move - ♪ I love ♪ 203 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:38,137 - ♪ 204 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:41,896 - life is beautiful. 205 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,793 You know, what's there not Be to be happy about? 206 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:44,862 - well, I'm glad you're Happy. 207 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:46,689 Last night, you look like You was gonna 208 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,482 Take it all on, you was Gonna lose your life. 209 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:49,724 You was gonna Take ya life. 210 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:51,689 - yeah, well, you know, You taught me sometimes 211 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,344 You gotta have a positive Outlook, my friend. 212 00:08:53,448 --> 00:08:55,379 - got you, bro. 213 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:56,586 - you want some coffee? 214 00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:59,620 - no, I want sleep. Thank you though. Hmm. 215 00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:01,689 - well, you just stay here As long as you need. 216 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:03,758 I am gonna Get ready for work. 217 00:09:03,862 --> 00:09:05,517 - thanks, bro, I appreciate This, aight. 218 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,068 - got you, man. - good lookin', boy. 219 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,379 - no problem. - alright. 220 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,310 - [knocking at door] 221 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:11,724 - who the hell is that? 222 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:13,689 - I don't know. I don't live here. 223 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:17,034 - ♪ 224 00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:18,275 - hey. - hey. 225 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:19,655 - hey, I knew you'd Be up. 226 00:09:19,758 --> 00:09:20,931 - yeah, what are you Doing here? 227 00:09:21,034 --> 00:09:23,000 - uh, I need to talk To you, bruh. 228 00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:24,206 - alright. 229 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,965 - I wanted to talk to john, But he just keep-- 230 00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:27,620 - john keep what? 231 00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:28,793 - damn. - yeah, nigga, 232 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:30,137 You didn't know I was here. - yo, what-- 233 00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:32,482 - pop up, nigga. - what are you doing here, man? 234 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:35,965 - I had to stay over, man. My ma had company. 235 00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:37,793 "Boy john keep" what? What do you have to say? 236 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:38,965 - well, nothing, bruh, I was-- 237 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:42,310 - so you're breaking up The wedding, huh? 238 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:44,275 - I'm not breaking up Any wedding. 239 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:46,344 It's about making An impression. 240 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:48,103 - has she called you? - what? 241 00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:49,551 Since last night? 242 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,000 - yeah. - no, man. 243 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,448 - so maybe she don't Wanna talk to you. 244 00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:55,689 - no, no, I know her. 245 00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:58,517 - you can know her, b, but-- - no, no, no. 246 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:01,206 She--she wants to talk to me, I know that. 247 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,689 She--she needs help deciding. 248 00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:05,241 She's just a little Confused. 249 00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:06,413 - oh. 250 00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:08,241 Well, I'm confused, too. 251 00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:11,827 So, she had sex with you. - mm-hmm. 252 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:13,379 - did you tell him Everything? 253 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,206 - yo, hey. - I had to. 254 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,241 - what's wrong with you. - hey. 255 00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:18,724 Focus here. 256 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,793 And she's getting Married today. 257 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:23,310 And she has not called you. 258 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:26,241 - yeah. 259 00:10:26,344 --> 00:10:29,724 - and you still think She's the one that's confused? 260 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:32,310 - yes. 261 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:35,379 - that is so insulting. 262 00:10:35,482 --> 00:10:38,931 - what do you mean? 263 00:10:39,034 --> 00:10:43,034 - so you're saying that she Doesn't know what she wants? 264 00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:44,827 - yes. - so you're saying women don't 265 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:46,655 Know how to make up their minds Is what you're saying? 266 00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:48,655 - no, no, I didn't say-- - that sounded like 267 00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:49,931 That's what he was saying, John. 268 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:51,206 - that's what it sounded Like to me. 269 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:54,000 - no, you know, I can't Even get my version in 270 00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:56,344 When you keep sharing your Slanted-ass version. 271 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,793 - it's slanted? - yeah, man. 272 00:10:57,896 --> 00:10:59,551 - it's slanted, really? - yeah. 273 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:01,586 - I don't think it's slanted. - ur, okay. 274 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:02,724 You're leaving out All of the facts, bruh. 275 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:04,206 - what's the facts, bill? 276 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,862 Say it, I'm listening. 277 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,620 - alright, every time we go Out to eat-- 278 00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,241 - mm-hmm. - --she can never make up 279 00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:10,793 Her mind, she can never decide. 280 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:13,965 - that's it? - mm. 281 00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,931 - that's--that's-- That's your explanation? 282 00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:17,586 [laughs] Okay. 283 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:21,137 So you're saying that Her marrying you is better 284 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:23,551 Because it's easy for her To order a number two. 285 00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:25,689 It's like--it's just like Ordering a number two 286 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,551 Is what you're saying? - or a number three. 287 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:28,931 - y'all think this shit Is funny? 288 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:30,275 - hmm-mm. - I'm just trying to understand 289 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,689 Your logic, like-- - okay. 290 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,206 - it's not funny. It's not funny at all. 291 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,896 - it's hilarious, actually. - no, shut up. 292 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,413 One time we went shopping, Right? 293 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:38,724 - mm-hmm. - and it took her, like, 294 00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:41,310 Six to eight hours to decide On one pair of shoes. 295 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:42,551 And they were both red. 296 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:45,137 Like, I rest my case. - okay. 297 00:11:45,241 --> 00:11:46,689 - [laughs] Okay. 298 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,103 - so you're talking about Shoes, 299 00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,586 But now we're talking about Marriage. 300 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:51,793 - tom. - well, to her, 301 00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,103 It's the same thing. - tom, don't even try 302 00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:54,862 To explain. - no, no, no, I get it. 303 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,172 I get it, she needs Help deciding. 304 00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,413 - bill-- - no. Hey. 305 00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,137 I know her. 306 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,344 I got this. 307 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:06,793 - well, you know what? 308 00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:08,620 If you're good with it. 309 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:11,000 - I am. - okay. 310 00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:12,448 - then we ain't gonna stop you. 311 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,344 - we're not gonna Stop him? 312 00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:15,620 - no, why would we Do that? 313 00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,344 - because he gonna embarrass His self 314 00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:18,655 And he gonna ruin the wedding. 315 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:20,448 - mm-hmm. - what? 316 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:22,034 - she did that when she Slept with me. 317 00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:23,862 - she embarrassed herself When she slept with you? 318 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,310 - [laughs] - no, stupid. 319 00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:27,000 She ruined her wedding. 320 00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:30,793 - okay, that don't--bro, This is somebody wedding. 321 00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:33,379 - okay, I just-- I just got one question. 322 00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,068 - what's up? 323 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:39,586 - does she know that you Are going to do that? 324 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,827 - no, that's gonna Ruin the surprise. 325 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:43,517 - it's gonna--it's gonna Ruin the-- 326 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,689 - okay, john, you--you Were right. 327 00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:47,586 - I told you, the boy's Gone. 328 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:48,724 - whoa, wait, right About what? 329 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,068 - you're gone with the wind. 330 00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:51,758 You--you out there. - yeah, you know what? 331 00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,000 - you're gone. - where's that tux you had? 332 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:54,413 - a tux? - no, not you, nigga. 333 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,448 You don't own nice stuff. 334 00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:57,620 - what tux? - okay. 335 00:12:57,724 --> 00:12:59,689 - the one you wore In the gala. 336 00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:02,241 - uh, it's in my closet. - come on, come on. 337 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:04,275 Come on. 338 00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:06,034 - what about it? 339 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:09,655 - you--I mean, can I wear it? 340 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,551 - bill, that's not-- - come on. 341 00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:13,275 - you're not even Really my size. 342 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,241 - well, I promise you, it's Gonna look good on me. 343 00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,758 - so you're gonna go there Dressed like you the groom? 344 00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,068 - shut up, man. - oh, you-- 345 00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,344 You wanna wear that to A wedding? 346 00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:22,517 - yeah. - yeah. 347 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:26,137 Look, I can't show up Looking half-ass, right? 348 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,689 - alright, go ahead. - thank you. 349 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,241 - you gonna let him--you Gonna let him do it? 350 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:30,655 - yeah, man, why not? 351 00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:32,034 - whatever. - yeah, okay, cool. 352 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:34,931 So, I'll be back In a little bit. 353 00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,689 I gotta go see a man About a horse. 354 00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:37,724 - wait, wait, stop. 355 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:39,137 Say what? - what? 356 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,379 - yeah. 357 00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:42,689 See, I'm gonna ride in there On a white stallion, 358 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,000 And I'm gonna take My woman back. 359 00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,551 - boy, you gonna take A shit or something? 360 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,172 - no, what are you Talking about, john? 361 00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:49,344 - you're the one saying you Gotta see a man about a horse, 362 00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:51,068 I mean, why are--I'm just trying To understand you. 363 00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:52,896 - I gotta see a man About a horse. 364 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,206 - when people say that, That means they're 365 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:55,344 Going to the bathroom. 366 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,206 It's like dropping the kids Off at the pool. 367 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,793 - no. - it's a saying. 368 00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:01,965 - no, it's--I'm gonna ride In there on a white stallion 369 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,586 And I'm gonna take My woman back. 370 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:05,965 - oh, you talking about A real horse? 371 00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,137 - yes. 372 00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:09,034 - so you mean to tell me You gonna get on a horse 373 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,275 And you gonna ride it To the wedding? 374 00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:11,862 Are you gonna park it? Are you gonna valet it? 375 00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:12,896 Like, where you gonna Leave it? 376 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,034 - I'm gonna ride in there-- - mm-hmm. 377 00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:15,586 Inside the--inside the church? - yes. 378 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,758 Just gonna be romantic, Okay? 379 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:19,551 - on a white horse? 380 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:20,896 To get a black woman? - [laughs] 381 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,551 - yeah, contrast. 382 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,482 - do you know how much Horses shit? 383 00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:26,310 - ♪ 384 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,896 - all up and down The aisle, she just 385 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,724 Gonna be walking in the mess. - I mean-- 386 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,793 Well, that's what y'all There for. 387 00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,551 Can't you-- - nigga, are you cra-- 388 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:34,241 You're off. Are you serious? 389 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,310 You know that she's not Expecting you, 390 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:38,068 And you think it's just Gonna be a surprise 391 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,793 Like a good--you saying it Like it's a good thing. 392 00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:41,068 She gonna be surprised Like, "Oh my god." 393 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,344 - hey, hey. I know regina. 394 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:46,068 I'm gonna ride in there On a white horse, okay? 395 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,965 And I'm gonna get My woman back. 396 00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:50,275 - okay. Did you just hear Yourself say that out loud? 397 00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:53,586 - yeah. It sounds Incredibly romantic, right? 398 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:56,551 - it sounds like a movie Or tv. 399 00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:58,000 This is real life. 400 00:14:58,103 --> 00:14:59,965 - or it actually sounds like One of my patients 401 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:03,379 Who's had one too many Edibles. 402 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:06,034 - you--enough with y'all, okay? - man, we just-- 403 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:07,896 - I'll be back. I'll be back for The tux, okay? 404 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,379 - bill, bro, like, you Not being rational, man. 405 00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:14,172 You think he really gonna go in There on a white horse? 406 00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:15,275 - yeah. 407 00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:16,586 - and you're gonna let him Wear your tux 408 00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:18,068 On the white horse? 409 00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:19,482 - I got it overseas. It's not too bad. 410 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,827 - y'all niggas got money, 'cause I--if it's my-- 411 00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:23,000 I ain't got but one. 412 00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,275 - wait, you have a tux? 413 00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:27,000 - it's a black suit, But I call it the tux. 414 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,172 My dad left it to me. 415 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,758 Got shiny lapel, little Something, 416 00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:32,137 You know what I mean? 417 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:34,482 Seriously, alright, what We gonna do about bill, bro? 418 00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,931 - ♪ 419 00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:38,517 - we gotta let bill Do bill. 420 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:39,517 - that's bullshit, man. 421 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,068 He can't ruin that girl's Wedding. 422 00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,586 That's her--that's the most Special day 423 00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:43,793 That she dream about. 424 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:44,965 You know, little girl, they Dream about that. 425 00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:46,655 He fittin' to mess all that Up for her. 426 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,034 - what if she wants him To? 427 00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:51,724 - who in the hell wants you To mess up their wedding? 428 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,103 - so who in the hell sleeps With their ex 429 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:55,862 The night Before their wedding day? 430 00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:57,379 - touché, you got a point there. 431 00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:58,931 - I know. - but--but-- 432 00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,827 Okay. But she--I don't know. 433 00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,310 She was just horny, and The husband wasn't there, 434 00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,103 So she just thought, "Let me go ahead, 435 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:06,206 Go with what's familiar." - [laughs] 436 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,655 - "Let me go on, see what It tastes like, feel like, 437 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,034 Before the day." 438 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,482 'cause she ain't technically Cheating, 'cause 439 00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,724 She ain't legally married, You know what I'm saying? 440 00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:15,448 So she probably thought Like, "Hey"-- 441 00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:17,172 - one last chance? - yeah, bachelorette, 442 00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:19,172 Bachelor party, you kinda Get to do what you want. 443 00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:20,379 - fair. - you know what I'm saying? 444 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:21,758 'cause if you really think About it-- 445 00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,172 - john? - hmm? 446 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,034 - please shut up. - okay, I'm just trying 447 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:26,896 To let you know, 'cause I Know you do the doctor thing. 448 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,620 I do math, if you count-- - I gotta go to work. 449 00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:30,586 - but if you carry your one, It makes sense. Alright. 450 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,724 - bye. - okay. 451 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,034 I'm going back to sleep Anyway. 452 00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:37,551 Wake me up at-- - don't drool on the pillow. 453 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,103 - man, shut up, bro. 454 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:45,068 - ♪ 455 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:52,379 - tom, in my office. 456 00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:53,793 - sure. 457 00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:55,275 - close the door. 458 00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:01,862 Have a seat. 459 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:04,137 - what's this about now? 460 00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,758 - do you wanna tell him? 461 00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:09,965 - ♪ 462 00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,482 - well, is somebody gonna Tell me what's going on? 463 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:16,724 - she told me That she lied. 464 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,620 - mm-hmm, I told you That. 465 00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:21,379 - well, she also told me why. 466 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:27,172 - okay, so does this mean That this will no longer 467 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:30,172 Be in my file? - yes. 468 00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:32,206 We are removing it. - okay. 469 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,931 Great. 470 00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,724 - I also made sure that she Understood 471 00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:37,551 The seriousness of this. 472 00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,034 - okay. 473 00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:45,137 - so, I just wanted You to know that. 474 00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:47,931 - so, what's gonna Happen to her? 475 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,000 Will she continue Working here? 476 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,931 - she will be disciplined. 477 00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:57,896 - but will she be Working here? 478 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,862 - are you serious? Tom? 479 00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:03,379 - no, will she? - tom... 480 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:07,413 I--I-- - no, listen, at this point, 481 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,517 We cannot work in the same Place after everything 482 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:12,310 That has transpired. - I'm not transferring. 483 00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:13,620 I'm not. 484 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,586 - so you're saying--chief? 485 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,586 You're saying she's gonna Get away with this? 486 00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:20,862 - tom, look, I--I Told her the truth. 487 00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:23,310 What do you want me to do? - okay, okay. 488 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:27,482 Miss morris, could you Wait outside, please? 489 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,551 Thank you. 490 00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,241 - I'm sorry, tom. 491 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:40,965 - [door closes] 492 00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,827 - well, she will be Disciplined, 493 00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:46,793 But you are protected. 494 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,793 - okay, so that's it? 495 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,275 - I thought you would Be happy. 496 00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:55,034 - why would you think that? 497 00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:56,862 - she just saved you A lot of heartache. 498 00:18:56,965 --> 00:19:00,275 - she caused the heartache, Okay? 499 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:03,137 - what--what--am I Missing something? 500 00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:04,517 - yeah, yeah. 501 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,068 You remember the last time I was in this office? 502 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:08,620 The way you talked to me? - [chuckles] 503 00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:11,000 Well, I was going to just-- - well, so--so, 504 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:13,655 If anybody owes me an apology, 505 00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,551 That'd be you. 506 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,655 - you're right. And I'm sorry. 507 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,931 - oh, and that college thing That you brought up. 508 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:24,896 The exact same thing is Happening to me 509 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,586 Is what happened to my friend. 510 00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:29,896 The only difference is He never slept with that girl. 511 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,103 But he definitely Paid the price. 512 00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:34,655 - I understand. 513 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,172 - do you? 514 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,206 Because you called me in here 515 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,862 And you started talking about The way that I look, 516 00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:43,379 Which is highly inappropriate. 517 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,379 - I know. - yeah, and if I was a woman, 518 00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:48,620 I wouldn't have to deal With any of this treatment. 519 00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:51,000 - I understand your frustration, Tom. 520 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:53,931 - do you? - yes, I do. 521 00:19:54,034 --> 00:19:55,413 - okay. 522 00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:58,827 - and I am truly sorry. - okay. 523 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:03,551 - you don't have to be So dismissive about it. 524 00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:05,689 - yeah, okay. 525 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,896 - the reason why I talked About the way you looked 526 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,206 Is because you're A handsome man. 527 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,758 You're very sexy, 528 00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:15,724 All the girls Around here swoon over you. 529 00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:16,896 - what are you talking about? 530 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Like that--that doesn't make Me a bad person. 531 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:22,000 - I realize that now. 532 00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:23,586 And I'm sorry. 533 00:20:26,379 --> 00:20:29,586 - okay, um... We done? 534 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:31,275 - don't forget who you're Talking to. 535 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:36,275 - oh, I certainly haven't Forgotten that. 536 00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:40,275 - well, you may wanna be A little more respectful. 537 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,517 - you're right. 538 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,931 I'm sorry. 539 00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:48,586 - thank you. 540 00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:50,517 That's better. 541 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,689 - well then, chief, may I Please leave? 542 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:58,655 - what do I have to do To get you to sleep with me? 543 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:05,344 - ♪ 544 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:20,172 ♪ 545 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,172 - ♪ 546 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:40,137 - ♪ 38562

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