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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,379 --> 00:00:17,827 - I love you. - Just shut up. 2 00:00:17,931 --> 00:00:19,344 - Well, stop. Stop! - What? What? 3 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:20,827 - Please just don't marry him. 4 00:00:20,931 --> 00:00:22,379 - MALE ANNOUNCER: Previously on "Bruh." 5 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,827 - Tomorrow morning, I am walking down that aisle. 6 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:26,206 - What the hell was all of this about? 7 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:28,034 - Where's Regina? - She went to the bathroom. 8 00:00:28,137 --> 00:00:29,275 - She's been in there a long time. 9 00:00:29,379 --> 00:00:30,931 - So you mean the side piece 10 00:00:31,034 --> 00:00:32,482 is making you catch feelings for him? 11 00:00:32,586 --> 00:00:33,827 - We're just hooking up. 12 00:00:33,931 --> 00:00:35,586 - Is he ready? - Is he ready for what? 13 00:00:35,689 --> 00:00:36,620 Hey, that's my momma. 14 00:00:36,724 --> 00:00:38,000 Hey, get your hand off her ass, man! 15 00:00:38,103 --> 00:00:39,689 - I love her, and I'm gonna keep fighting for her. 16 00:00:39,793 --> 00:00:40,758 - What are y'all doing back there? 17 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:42,206 Get your ass out of here, man! 18 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,310 - I gotta get up early, bruh. I got a wedding to stop. 19 00:00:44,413 --> 00:00:45,413 - Oh, no. 20 00:00:47,689 --> 00:00:55,724 - ♪ 21 00:00:55,827 --> 00:01:00,000 - Five...four...three... 22 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:05,482 two...one. - [doorbell rings] 23 00:01:05,586 --> 00:01:08,206 - [chuckles] Hey, man. 24 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:10,413 You forgot your security blanket. 25 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:13,344 - Not right now, man. - Hey, for real, for real. 26 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,034 You gonna really stop the wedding? 27 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:17,000 - Yeah, I am. 28 00:01:17,103 --> 00:01:19,517 - Come on, Bill. Think about this, man. 29 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,655 - Well, what? What else is there to think about? 30 00:01:21,758 --> 00:01:23,206 - Imma be honest with you. 31 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:26,172 She asked me were you ready. 32 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:28,172 - You see? Exactly. - No. 33 00:01:28,275 --> 00:01:32,103 - She wants to stay. - Bill, that's not what it is. 34 00:01:32,206 --> 00:01:33,965 - Come on, what, what? What did you say? 35 00:01:34,068 --> 00:01:36,551 - I didn't answer her. - What the hell? 36 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:38,517 - I just want you to think about what you're doing. 37 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,758 Consider the situation. 38 00:01:40,862 --> 00:01:42,206 - What is that exactly, man? 39 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,655 - She's happy, man. 40 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:47,931 - Damn. 41 00:01:48,034 --> 00:01:49,517 - She is! 42 00:01:50,931 --> 00:01:53,103 - Okay. Well, if she's so happy, 43 00:01:53,206 --> 00:01:55,482 why was she in there screaming my name? 44 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:57,551 - 'Cause she confused. 45 00:01:57,655 --> 00:02:00,275 - John, listen, man-- - It's the truth! 46 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:03,344 And you can do her a huge favor by walking away. 47 00:02:03,448 --> 00:02:06,448 - Whose side are you on, man? - I'm on your side, of course. 48 00:02:06,551 --> 00:02:08,448 - It don't--it don't sound like it right now. 49 00:02:08,551 --> 00:02:13,586 - Bill...you should let her go live her life, man. 50 00:02:13,689 --> 00:02:15,482 - You're a really good friend, and I appreciate you. 51 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:18,517 - I'm--I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, man. 52 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:21,172 Just you're not-- are you ready? 53 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,586 - Wait, hold up. - To be a--hold on. 54 00:02:23,689 --> 00:02:25,482 - I know what it is. You don't think I'm good enough. 55 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:27,413 - It ain't got nothin' to do with being good enough. 56 00:02:27,517 --> 00:02:31,034 I don't think you're ready. Are you ready to be a father? 57 00:02:31,137 --> 00:02:33,206 - Wait, father? What are you talking about? 58 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:34,862 - Regina want kids. 59 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,482 She getting a house in the suburbs. 60 00:02:38,448 --> 00:02:40,206 - J, come on, man. - Are you ready for that? 61 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:42,137 Are you ready to be a father? - Yes. 62 00:02:42,241 --> 00:02:44,517 If that's what it takes to keep her, yes, I'm ready. 63 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,034 - You ready? 64 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:48,448 - Yes. - Think about it! 65 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:50,379 Think about it, Bill. Think about it. 66 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:51,551 - You know what? You know what? 67 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:53,448 Right now, you sound a lot like Mike, bruh. 68 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:56,103 - I don't sound nothin' like Mike, okay? 69 00:02:56,206 --> 00:02:57,241 I'm just--I'm not even trying 70 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,758 to change your mind from going after her. 71 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:02,896 I'm just trying to make sure you know what you're getting into, 72 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,310 and make sure you know that's what you want for real, man. 73 00:03:05,413 --> 00:03:07,896 Don't be playing with somebody's life like that. 74 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,793 - Yeah, what are you saying? 75 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:12,517 - You're sleeping with her before her wedding. 76 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,758 You don't think that's gonna come back to haunt you? 77 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,241 - Not if you wear protection. 78 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:20,068 - Ma--I thought you was gone, Ma. 79 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:22,000 - I came through the back. I forgot my-- 80 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:24,827 - JOHN: Your weed. Yeah, sure, mm-hmm. 81 00:03:24,931 --> 00:03:26,862 - Listen to him. 82 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:28,896 You can learn a lot from a dummy. 83 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,068 - Ma... 84 00:03:31,172 --> 00:03:33,482 - That was a compliment, little nigga. 85 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:35,620 - Ma, that's a terrible--that's not how you compliment somebody. 86 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:36,689 That's terrible. 87 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:41,379 - ♪ Navigating through this state of life ♪ 88 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:45,413 ♪ Trying to find me a shawdy and make her mine ♪ 89 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:49,448 ♪ Now, I'll find one in no time ♪ 90 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:51,793 ♪ With the help of my homies 91 00:03:51,896 --> 00:03:55,034 ♪ I'm going out with my BRUHS 92 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:56,241 ♪ My BRUHS 93 00:03:56,344 --> 00:03:57,620 ♪ I'm going out, I'm going out ♪ 94 00:03:57,724 --> 00:03:59,241 ♪ With my BRUHS 95 00:03:59,344 --> 00:04:01,068 ♪ I'm going out, I'm going out ♪ 96 00:04:01,172 --> 00:04:02,655 ♪ With my BRUHS 97 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:06,172 ♪ Going out 98 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:08,068 ♪ Oh 99 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:09,655 ♪ I'm going out with my BRUHS ♪ 100 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:15,344 - [phone ringing] 101 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:17,551 - Hey. 102 00:04:17,655 --> 00:04:18,931 - JOHN: Hey. 103 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,827 - What's up? 104 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:22,793 - JOHN: What happened? 105 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,655 - What? 106 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:27,620 I'm sorry, I--I... 107 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:28,724 I'm sorry. 108 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:30,551 I was just hoping it was somebody else. 109 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:32,068 - JOHN: Who? 110 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,137 - Don't worry about it. What's happening? 111 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,275 - JOHN: I need to talk to you about Bill, Mike. 112 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:37,758 - What about Bill? 113 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,034 - JOHN: Listen, he wants to crash that wedding tomorrow. 114 00:04:40,137 --> 00:04:41,448 It's going to be in the evening time. 115 00:04:41,551 --> 00:04:44,862 I was thinking we can all get together and be with him. 116 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:46,172 - Why? 117 00:04:46,275 --> 00:04:47,448 - JOHN: Because he really wants to crash it. 118 00:04:47,551 --> 00:04:50,655 That's why. - For what? 119 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,827 - JOHN: Because he wants to tell her not to marry him. 120 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:56,275 - This nigga... 121 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,275 - JOHN: Look, man, I gotta go to bed. 122 00:04:58,379 --> 00:04:59,931 But Imma hit you and Tom in the morning. 123 00:05:02,413 --> 00:05:03,827 - Goodnight. 124 00:05:03,931 --> 00:05:06,344 - JOHN: I'll talk to you later. - Yeah. 125 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:17,517 - ♪ 126 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,896 ♪ She a boss, boss, boss 127 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,965 ♪ Independent 128 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:23,034 ♪ Calling all the shots 129 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:25,655 ♪ Shot, shot, shot, shots 130 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:26,896 ♪ Shot 131 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,172 ♪ She a boss, a boss, a boss 132 00:05:29,275 --> 00:05:31,275 ♪ Independent 133 00:05:31,379 --> 00:05:32,551 ♪ Calling all the shots 134 00:05:33,689 --> 00:05:35,275 - ♪ 135 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:38,655 - Hey, Ma! What's going on? Man! 136 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:40,482 Ma, why you--why you got this man? 137 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:41,931 Hey, bro, you have to go. 138 00:05:42,034 --> 00:05:43,034 Hey, man, get the hell out. 139 00:05:43,137 --> 00:05:44,275 - Who are you talking to? 140 00:05:44,379 --> 00:05:46,448 - Ma, why--why you got this-- Ma, he got to go. 141 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:50,379 - Didn't you see the scarf on the door? 142 00:05:50,482 --> 00:05:51,896 - Yeah, I see the scarf on the door. 143 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 - And you know what that mean? 144 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,310 - No, I do not know what that means. 145 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:55,931 - It means I got a date. 146 00:05:56,034 --> 00:05:57,206 - Ma-- 147 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:58,931 - And you motherfucker go away! 148 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:00,931 - Ma, this is my house too, okay? 149 00:06:01,034 --> 00:06:02,517 He got to go! 150 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:06,172 Man--Ma. - Mm. [giggles] 151 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:08,965 - I wanna go in my room, and I wanna go to sleep, okay? 152 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,586 I got a long day tomorrow. 153 00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:13,103 - Oh, well, that's good. Start early. 154 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,413 Go to the sandwich shop. 155 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:15,620 - I'm not going to no sandwich shop. 156 00:06:15,724 --> 00:06:17,689 I wanna lay in my bed and go to sleep. 157 00:06:17,793 --> 00:06:19,413 - ALICE: Okay, fine, do that. 158 00:06:19,517 --> 00:06:21,275 But it's gonna be loud in here. 159 00:06:21,379 --> 00:06:23,172 - Ma, no, that-- what's wrong with you? 160 00:06:23,275 --> 00:06:24,689 - You are. 161 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:27,241 - Get his head off your titty! 162 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:28,862 Get your head off my mother's--Ma. 163 00:06:28,965 --> 00:06:30,689 - I'd like you to do both at the same time. 164 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:32,000 - JOHN: What's wrong with you, Mama? 165 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:33,482 Why can't you be a regular mother? 166 00:06:33,586 --> 00:06:35,137 Huh? Like Miss Jones. 167 00:06:35,241 --> 00:06:36,517 - Who? - JOHN: Huh? 168 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,068 Miss Jones across the street who bake the nice cookies 169 00:06:38,172 --> 00:06:40,241 and go to church every Sunday! Why can't you be like her? 170 00:06:40,344 --> 00:06:42,068 - ALICE: That old bitch been 171 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:43,344 cheating on her husband for years. 172 00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:45,827 Now she out there sucking dick for meth. 173 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:47,000 - What? No, she's not. 174 00:06:47,103 --> 00:06:48,586 - ALICE: Yup, yup, yup. - No, it's not, Ma. 175 00:06:48,689 --> 00:06:50,103 That lady got a shelter she run for the homeless. 176 00:06:50,206 --> 00:06:52,586 - No, no, that's a Breaking Bad. That bitch is Breaking Bad. 177 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:54,000 - No, she's not. She's a nice lady. 178 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:55,827 You need to be like her. 179 00:06:55,931 --> 00:06:57,551 - [sighs] - Please! 180 00:06:57,655 --> 00:06:59,068 - Oh, that's what you're gonna be sayin'. 181 00:06:59,172 --> 00:07:01,172 "Mama, Mama, please." 182 00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:02,448 - JOHN: For real, Mama. 183 00:07:02,551 --> 00:07:04,241 - Woo-hoo-hoo! What? 184 00:07:04,344 --> 00:07:06,448 - Like...for real. 185 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,068 - Well, go on back there and put your headphones on. 186 00:07:08,172 --> 00:07:09,620 - JOHN: I don't wanna put no headphones on. 187 00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:11,344 I ain't no three-year-old kid anymore. 188 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:12,413 I'm a grown man! 189 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,103 - You finished? 190 00:07:14,206 --> 00:07:15,620 - I want you to be a regular mom! 191 00:07:15,724 --> 00:07:17,206 - What the fuck is a regular mama? 192 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,241 - A mama that don't got no stripper in the front room 193 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:21,310 when she livin' with her son! 194 00:07:21,413 --> 00:07:23,034 - She missin' out, is she? 195 00:07:23,137 --> 00:07:25,689 - Okay, I'm--I'm trying to be as respectful as possible. 196 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,689 - ALICE: No, you not. - He got--Ma, he got to go. 197 00:07:27,793 --> 00:07:31,034 - Oh, fine, fine, I'll take him in my room. 198 00:07:31,137 --> 00:07:33,758 Mm, come on. 199 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:37,000 - Ma, he should go out. - [giggles] 200 00:07:37,103 --> 00:07:40,310 - STRIPPER: I wanna go if you can get on your knees. 201 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,482 - JOHN: Nasty-ass man. 202 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,137 He young, Ma! He my age! 203 00:07:43,241 --> 00:07:44,344 - ALICE: [giggles] 204 00:07:44,448 --> 00:07:46,034 - JOHN: Stop fucking smiling at me, man! 205 00:07:46,137 --> 00:07:47,482 - STRIPPER: [chuckles] 206 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:50,241 - Man! What? 207 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,620 - ♪ 208 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:54,620 - Ma, you got to sanitize this! 209 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,827 I want it clean! I want it--wipe it down! 210 00:07:56,931 --> 00:07:58,103 Ma! 211 00:07:58,206 --> 00:08:01,310 - ♪ 212 00:08:01,413 --> 00:08:02,448 - ALICE: [giggles] 213 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,379 - Stop it! 214 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:07,620 ♪ Nah, nah, nah 215 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:08,758 Ma! 216 00:08:08,862 --> 00:08:11,034 [screams] - ALICE: [moaning] 217 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:12,793 - Ma, I don't wanna hear it! 218 00:08:12,896 --> 00:08:13,793 Stop! 219 00:08:13,896 --> 00:08:15,862 - ALICE: Ooh! - Ma, stop it! 220 00:08:17,344 --> 00:08:18,655 Where my headphones at? 221 00:08:18,758 --> 00:08:20,275 I need to play something! 222 00:08:20,379 --> 00:08:21,827 Ma, you going to church Sunday! 223 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:24,793 Thank you. 224 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:31,275 - ♪ 225 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:35,172 - [phone ringing] 226 00:08:36,379 --> 00:08:37,551 - Yeah. - Hey, Tom. 227 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,896 So, what time are you off tomorrow, man? 228 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,758 - Uh, I'm not sure. What's up? 229 00:08:42,862 --> 00:08:45,379 - Bill's gonna stop this wedding and we gotta be there. 230 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:47,000 - Wow. 231 00:08:47,103 --> 00:08:48,137 - So what time? 232 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:50,896 - You know what? Let me text you in the morning, 233 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,931 because I gotta figure out how many patients there's gonna be. 234 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:54,827 - Alright, I'mma holla at you later. 235 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:55,724 - Okay. 236 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,241 - That's all you gotta say? 237 00:08:57,344 --> 00:09:00,724 - Hey, man, we gotta let Bill do what makes him happy. 238 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:02,965 - JOHN: I know, man, I know. 239 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:04,620 - All right? 240 00:09:04,724 --> 00:09:07,137 All right, I'm gonna get to bed, bro. 241 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:08,241 All right, talk later. 242 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:09,379 - All right. 243 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,000 All right, peace. 244 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:16,758 - ALICE: [panting] 245 00:09:16,862 --> 00:09:18,068 - Ma! 246 00:09:18,172 --> 00:09:19,551 - ALICE: [panting] 247 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:22,034 - [screams] Ma, stop! 248 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:24,862 Ma! Ma, stop! 249 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,931 Ma, please! 250 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:31,206 - [phone ringing] 251 00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:32,482 - Yeah? 252 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:34,000 - JOHN: What chapter are you on now? 253 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,724 - Come on, man, what is it? 254 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,344 - Hey, can I come over, man? 255 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,137 - I'm about to go to bed, man. 256 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:43,206 - JOHN: I know, man. 257 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,793 Hey, my mama got a man here, bro, 258 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:46,448 and I'm trying to-- I just need to come over. 259 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:48,448 - Okay, man, tell you what. 260 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:50,827 I'm gonna leave the door unlocked and, uh, 261 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,965 I'll leave some pillows on the couch for you. Cool? 262 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,448 - JOHN: Hey, bro, thank you. For sure, I appreciate that. 263 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,862 - Yeah, no doubt. I'll see you in the morning. 264 00:09:56,965 --> 00:09:58,068 - JOHN: All right. - All right. 265 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:14,068 - ♪ 266 00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:30,068 ♪ 267 00:10:34,137 --> 00:10:46,068 ♪ 268 00:10:50,137 --> 00:11:02,137 ♪ 269 00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:07,241 - [clears throat] 270 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:08,827 - FIONA: Hey. 271 00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:09,689 - Hey. 272 00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:11,000 - FIONA: Hey. 273 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,310 - You up? 274 00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:15,551 - FIONA: No. 275 00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:18,241 It's late. 276 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,448 - I wanted to see you. 277 00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:21,000 - FIONA: You want me to come over? 278 00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:26,206 - Yeah. You act like you don't live upstairs. 279 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:31,241 - FIONA: [sighs] No, Mike, I am not coming by. 280 00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,379 - Why? 281 00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:33,758 - FIONA: You just want a booty call. 282 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:36,413 Call one of your others. 283 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:37,517 - What are you talking about? 284 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,793 - FIONA: I'm in the bed-- - Come on. 285 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:43,379 Either you come down here or I'm coming up there. 286 00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:45,068 - FIONA: Okay, okay. 287 00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:50,482 - All right, cool. - FIONA: Give me...10 minutes. 288 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:51,896 - All right. 289 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,137 - ♪ 290 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,068 - I don't need you, Pam. 291 00:11:58,172 --> 00:12:10,137 - ♪ 292 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:26,068 - ♪ 293 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:40,068 ♪ 294 00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:44,103 - Hey. - Hey. 295 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:47,103 - I thought you were asleep. - Yeah, man, I can't. 296 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,862 - What happened, man? You good? 297 00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:54,275 - Just still dealing with that crazy-ass Valerie at work. 298 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,827 - Man, she done turned into a nightmare, huh? 299 00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:59,172 - Yeah. I never thought she would lie to my boss 300 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:00,551 and try to get me fired. 301 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,172 - Man, well, you got Mike. 302 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:04,724 Mike got that on tape, so you got her lies, 303 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,172 so you should be good, man. 304 00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:11,310 - Bro, she tried to destroy me. 305 00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:14,448 - Man, you gonna be good, bro. She ain't gonna destroy you. 306 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:17,931 All right? [sighs] 307 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,793 Oh, man, this is--this is nice. 308 00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:21,862 - Yeah, imported Italian. - Okay. 309 00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:24,206 - No big deal. $8,000 will get you one too. 310 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,689 - [laughs] $8,000? 311 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:28,931 Ooh, I'm gonna save up for it. 312 00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:31,000 But you gonna be good, man. Don't worry about that. 313 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:34,586 - Yeah, it's just--she's such a wildcard, man. 314 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,620 Like, I'm going to work tomorrow. 315 00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:38,241 I have no idea what to expect. 316 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,827 - I'm sorry. 317 00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,758 - What happened to us, man? 318 00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:44,275 - What you mean? 319 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,896 - Like, back in college, we were just young and full of hope. 320 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,517 - [chuckles] Some of us was. - No, you too. 321 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:56,758 I mean, even with all the shit you were dealing with, you too. 322 00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:59,379 - Bros, we grow up, we go through life. 323 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,000 That's what happens, man. 324 00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:05,137 - Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 325 00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:06,344 - Look, man, you got a nice place. 326 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:07,931 You're doing good for yourself, right? 327 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,172 It's all right. 328 00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:10,896 - Yeah, no, it's-- I mean, it's good. 329 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,448 I'm thankful. - Yeah, man. It's good. 330 00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:17,137 - But I just--I never thought 331 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,275 we'd have to put up with this many bullshit. 332 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:21,896 - Man, look. I never thought 333 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,793 I'd be sharing an apartment with my mama. 334 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,137 - Yeah, I never thought that either. 335 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,000 - [laughing] 336 00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:30,344 - Look at me, on your $8,000 couch, you know what I mean? 337 00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:32,137 I never thought this is where I would be. 338 00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:33,689 Look at God. Look how he blessed me. 339 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,034 You know what I mean? [laughs] 340 00:14:35,137 --> 00:14:36,689 No, man, I thought I was gonna be 341 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,068 some big business franchise owner, man. 342 00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:40,896 I--I--you know, all of these thoughts, 343 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,896 sometimes life just take you through the journeys, man. 344 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,241 You gotta keep trying to find your way. 345 00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:46,758 - Hey, that franchise is gonna happen for you. 346 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,931 - Man, I hope so. 347 00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:51,413 - It will. I got no doubt in my mind. 348 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:52,965 You're a good dude, 349 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:55,275 and that type of good always comes back to you. 350 00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:58,620 - Oh, thanks, Tom. Tell my mama that. 351 00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:01,034 - I will if you want me to. - Yeah, that would be nice. 352 00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:02,586 It probably won't move her out of my apartment. 353 00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:04,551 But, you know, look, we can try. 354 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:08,689 - Well, then maybe you're the one who needs to do the moving. 355 00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:11,724 - With what money? Huh? Are you gonna let me pawn this? 356 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:15,586 [laughs] Hey, man. 357 00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:16,896 Thank you, man. I appreciate it. 358 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,482 - I don't know, but... 359 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:21,379 All I know is you'll figure it out 'cause you always do. 360 00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,689 I believe in you. - I appreciate you. 361 00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:26,758 I will figure it out. Thanks. 362 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:29,068 Tom...what we gonna do about Bill? 363 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,206 - We'll just let Bill be Bill. 364 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:37,172 - [sighs] They had sex, bro. 365 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,793 - Who? Bill and Regina? 366 00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:43,551 - Mm-hmm. 367 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,241 Tonight at the sandwich shop. 368 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,413 - Wow. 369 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,862 - Yeah. 370 00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:51,137 - That's, uh...and she's getting married tomorrow? 371 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,517 - Yup. 372 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,137 - That is low. - I know. 373 00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:57,931 Hey, man. 374 00:15:58,034 --> 00:16:00,000 I know you gotta get some rest, boy. 375 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:01,068 - All right, man. - Goodnight, boy. 376 00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:02,000 - Yeah. - Love. 377 00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:03,068 Appreciate you, man. 378 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,103 Thanks for the $8,000 couch, man. 379 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,965 - TOM: Hey, you welcome anytime. - Thank you, man. 380 00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,206 - Just...put the sheet under you. 381 00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:10,724 - All right, man, I'm clean. [laughs] 382 00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:13,655 - No drooling either. I know you're a mouth-breather. 383 00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,448 - Oh, good night, Tom. 384 00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:19,793 - [knocking at door] 385 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:32,000 - ♪ 386 00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:34,862 - [knocking at door] - Hold up! 387 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:47,068 - ♪ 388 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:51,034 - You see? 389 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,000 - What's up? 390 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:03,172 - You got me coming out here like this. 391 00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,034 - I wanted to see you. 392 00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,448 - No, you don't. 393 00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:08,068 - Yes, I do. 394 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:12,482 - No...you wanna have sex. 395 00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,413 - No, I don't. 396 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:17,413 - Boy, stop, just-- - MIKE: No, look. 397 00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:19,620 I don't. 398 00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:21,965 - Mike, I know you. 399 00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:24,103 All you think about is sex. 400 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,758 - Amongst other things, yeah. 401 00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:31,724 - Okay. What is it? - MIKE: What? 402 00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,931 - Why are you acting so strange? 403 00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:38,724 We do this all the time. 404 00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:43,758 - ♪ 405 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,379 - Yeah. Um... 406 00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:50,000 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 407 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:55,034 - Okay, so you had me come from my apartment. 408 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,655 Now you wanna go to bed? 409 00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:01,724 - Yeah. - No. No. 410 00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:04,172 That's--no. - What is it? 411 00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:06,172 - FIONA: I need to be asking you that. 412 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:07,793 What is it, Mike? What are you doing? 413 00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,793 - I just...I just wanted to-- 414 00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:14,310 - Sex. - No. 415 00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:18,241 - Mike, what is going on? 416 00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:24,517 - ♪ 417 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,724 - Uh, we can...have sex. 418 00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:29,310 It's... 419 00:18:33,137 --> 00:18:35,103 I just wanted you to come lay with me. 420 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:40,517 - Are you...going soft on me? 421 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,689 - No. 422 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,413 - So what is this "lay"? 423 00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:50,620 Oh, shit. 424 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:55,068 - What? 425 00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:58,758 - Are you in love with me? 426 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:00,413 - No. 427 00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:02,517 - You sure? - I'm very sure. 428 00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:07,275 - Oh, well, then you must love one of us. 429 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,379 Is it the cute girl with the blue sports car? 430 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,448 - What you know about that? 431 00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:16,344 - I see her. 432 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,275 She be giving me the side eye. 433 00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,724 - [chuckles] 434 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,172 - Oh, so it is her. 435 00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:28,517 Okay. 436 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:32,862 Look, uh, you should call her. 437 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,241 - I did. 438 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:38,310 She's not picking up. 439 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:41,551 - Mm. - Probably on a date. 440 00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:43,758 - You're jealous. 441 00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:46,000 - I'm not jealous. 442 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,655 - When you stop lying, 443 00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:51,000 your life is gonna get so much easier, okay? 444 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:53,310 - I'm not lying. 445 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:54,689 - You need therapy, Mike. 446 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,034 That's--yeah. 447 00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:59,517 - Look, are you gonna come lay with me or not? 448 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:02,034 - You gonna call blue sports car girl? 449 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,379 - No. 450 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 - I'm going back to my apartment. 451 00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:08,068 - Babe, no, no, babe. 452 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:11,413 - Mike, you need to sort this out for yourself. 453 00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:12,620 - You just gonna leave me like that? 454 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,413 - Me staying here is not helping. 455 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,482 - Yeah, what's up with y'all women, man? 456 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:25,344 - I don't know exactly what that means, but be careful. 457 00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:28,103 - Now, you say you want a dude to open up. 458 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:31,758 But as soon as he opens up... 459 00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:33,413 you go the other way. 460 00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:34,827 Help me, 'cause I'm trying to figure it out. 461 00:20:34,931 --> 00:20:36,275 I really am. 462 00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:38,931 - You are on such thin ice right now. 463 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,482 - How so? 464 00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:44,103 - 'Cause y'all are the ones with the problem, not us. 465 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:45,758 Trust me. 466 00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,896 - Nah, it's y'all for sure. 467 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,586 - Yeah, okay, I'm out. 468 00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:55,034 - ♪ 469 00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:56,206 - [knocking at door] 470 00:20:57,379 --> 00:20:59,862 - Oh, god, why is she opening your door? 471 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,172 - See what I mean? 472 00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:27,586 ♪♪ 473 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,344 - ♪ 474 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:40,413 - ♪ 32844

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