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Christie: Come on,
buy me a drink.
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So you can tell your father
that we tried to get you drunk
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and take advantage of you?
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Bill: Previously on "Bruh"...
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Christie: Can't this
just be in the past?
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What's the big deal?
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Bill: The big deal is that you
got my boy kicked out of school.
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John: You knew he never did
anything to you.
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What are you doing?
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Just trying to get
to know your family.
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Man: I'm trying to go on
my date here.
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- You don't know me.
- Mike.
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I will drop you on this table
right now.
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Man: Wow...he's still going.
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Mike: I love you.
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Man: My, my.
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I was hoping I wouldn't
run into you.
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She gettin' married tomorrow.
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- Regina, what you doing?
- Shut up.
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[Music playing]
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Singer: ♪ It's not gon' be sweet
all the time ♪
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♪ And that surely changes
our mind, oh ♪
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♪ It just things that love
make you do ♪
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♪ Like when you speak
from the heart ♪
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♪ Then you know
you're speaking truth ♪
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♪ I know they O.G. fine,
but, girl, no, they ain't you ♪
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Regina: No, no.
Bill: Stop.
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Regina: No.
Bill: Stop.
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Bill: You're drunk.
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Regina: I am.
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Bill: No. OK, OK,
so then stop it.
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Regina: You owe me.
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Bill: I know that.
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Regina: I wasn't even
thinking about you.
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Bill: Yo, yo, just stop!
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Regina: What? Shut up.
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Bill: No. Look, look,
I can't, all right?
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Regina: Shut up.
Bill: I love you.
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Regina: Oh, God,
just shut up.
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Bill: Come on,
now stop! Stop! Shit.
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Regina: Why can't you
just listen to me?
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Why?
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Bill: I don't want
to do this.
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Regina: Well,
you're doin' it.
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Bill: No! Stop!
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Look, come on. This--
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Regina: What is it?
What? What?
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Bill: Please just
don't marry him.
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Regina: Well, you're makin' that
a little hard right now,
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don't you think?
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Bill: You came on to me.
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Regina: I know that.
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Regina: But you
came here, so...
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Bill: Look, I didn't
know you were here.
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Regina: But that didn't
stop you.
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Bill: I know.
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Regina: I don't get you.
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You still want me.
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Bill: I know.
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That's because I love you.
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Regina: Right.
This is not love.
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Bill: Can you stop
saying that shit?
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Yes, it is.
This--this--
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I love you impossibly.
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Regina: Well, what the hell
does that mean?
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Bill: It means that all this
shit that's happening right now,
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this is impossible.
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Regina: OK,
I know that, too.
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Bill: Look, all I want is you.
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Regina: I'm getting married.
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Bill: You know you can still
call it off.
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Regina: No.
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Bill: Please don't.
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Regina: Bill...
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tomorrow morning,
I'm walking down that aisle.
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Bill: Even after all of this?
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Regina: Yeah.
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Bill: No guilt.
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Regina: No.
No room for it.
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Bill: But there's
no room for me?
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[Regina sighs]
No. No room for you.
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Bill: OK.
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Regina: This is it, Bill.
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I'll never see you again.
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Singer: ♪ Navigating through
this state of life ♪
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♪ Trying to find me a shawty
and make her mine ♪
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♪ Now I'll find one in no time
with the help of my homies ♪
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♪ I'm going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Yeah, going up
and going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going up and going up
with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going up,
going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Ooh, going up and ♪
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♪ Going up with the bruhs ♪
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Singer: ♪ Glorious,
you cannot follow me ♪
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♪ I just want everything ♪
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♪ I just
want everything ♪
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♪ Feelin' so glorious ♪
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♪ You cannot follow me ♪
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♪ I just want everything ♪
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♪ I just
want everything ♪
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♪ It's all about you ♪
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♪ Let 'em know about you ♪
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♪ Let 'em
know about you ♪
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Bill: Say it again.
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Regina: I'll never
see you again.
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Bill: This time,
make me believe it.
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Regina: You'll believe it
when you never see me again.
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Bill: OK.
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Bill: So if I'm never
gonna see you again,
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what the hell was
all of this about?
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Regina: I mean, I guess I was
trying to remember
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if it was good or not.
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Bill: And?
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Regina: Well...
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you know how you want
something so bad
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'cause you don't have it,
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and then you revisit it
and realize
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that it's actually not
as great as you thought?
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Well, that's
what I was doing.
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And now I can move on.
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Bill: OK. Well...
that's what it is.
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And just so you know,
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I was too in my head right now
to be in the moment with you.
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Regina: Yeah, OK.
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Bill: You know what,
this whole time
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all you wanted
was a revenge fuck,
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some kind of post-breakup sex,
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you should have just--
Regina: Actually,
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what I want you to do
is leave me alone. Bill.
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Singer: ♪ Wanna get you
out of my system ♪
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Bill: Now who's
gonna stop?
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[Moaning]
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Alice: Uh! No. I told her.
I said, "Pearl,
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"you need to
leave him alone.
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I will whoop that ass."
Ha ha ha!
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Alice: Y'all want to know
the difference
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between my first man
and my second man?
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What, ma? Tell us.
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Alice: 6 inches!
Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha! Ma...
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John: Ma, that's funny!
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Keep tellin' jokes, Ma.
You are hilarious!
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Ma, you ever thought
about comedy?
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You are a genius. Go ahead.
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Alice: You ain't never
liked my jokes.
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Oh, what you talkin' about?
That joke is hilarious!
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6 inches, though? That's like
a hysterectomy. Ha ha!
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You can't walk
after that. Ha ha!
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Ah!
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Hey!
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Where you goin'?
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Alice: What you up to?
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John: What you mean,
what I'm up to?
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- I'm up to nothing.
- What you doing?
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Look, I wanna just be
close to you, Ma.
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- You takin' my shit?
- What? What you talkin' about?
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My good pills.
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Oh, Mama, I ain't
takin' no pills.
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What is it?
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♪ Ain't nothin' like my mama ♪
I should go writin.'
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I love you, Ma.
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You know I never really
liked you, right?
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Ma, you love me.
I'm your only son.
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I'm your only son, yeah.
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OK, stop drinking.
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John: OK. After this one.
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Aaah...
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[Chuckling]
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I'm stopping.
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- Sober. I'm sober.
- Not good.
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Ma, this is so nice.
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What?
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Like, what you did
for Regina and her girls.
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They so beautiful.
You opened up for them.
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This is nice, Ma.
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I opened up
for some money, shit.
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Well, that's
a good thing, too.
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- Yeah, it is.
- Get the money.
You know what I mean?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Get your money.
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You know we
need some money.
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Where's Regina?
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I think she went
to the bathroom.
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Oh, she been in there
a long time.
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John: Yeah, she fine, though.
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Yeah.
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Where's Bill?
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[Clears throat]
He left, Ma.
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I didn't see him leave.
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I got him an Uber.
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Ma, where you going? Hmm?
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I'm gonna check on Regina.
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- Oh, Ma--
- She been drinkin'.
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She fine.
She fine, Ma.
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She a grown woman.
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John: You need another drink.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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- I don't want another drink.
- You and 74.
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Ha ha! You and 74.
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- You and 74.
- You damn sure ain't 74.
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John: Ha ha ha!
Mama, I done grew.
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I don't want to
talk about it, but I grew up.
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Yeah, your head rollin'
that way.
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- OK.
- Yeah, OK.
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Ma, you want--
get you another drink.
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I don't want
another drink.
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John: Since when you don't
want another drink?
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Ma, that's what you do!
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- Uh-huh.
- Come on.
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Since I pay for 'em, hell.
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I don't pay
for no drinks.
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You drink and smoke.
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It's like puff puff.
You drink, smoke.
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That's what you do.
You tell me all the time.
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You drink, you smoke.
You say you're livin' your life.
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Keep going. Let me.
I'm livin' with you.
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Boy, get out the way.
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Ma. Ma.
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Wait a minute.
Bill's car is still outside.
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How do you know that?
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John: That's 'cause--
that's 'cause he, um...
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he had told me
I could use it, Ma,
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'cause I gotta go
run some errands.
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I'm lookin' at some other
investments for us
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so we can be like Subway--
we be everywhere.
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Yeah, you lyin'.
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No, I'm not.
I'm not lyin'.
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Alice: John, you never
could lie to me.
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Ma, I lie
really well to you.
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What you talkin' about?
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Well, you remember
that dress,
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that dress I say
I love so much?
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That blue one
with the lace?
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John: The blue
with the lace! Ha ha!
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I hate that fuckin' dress.
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[Slap]
Oh!
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Ma, I'm sorry.
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Watch your
motherfuckin' mouth.
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All that motherfuckin'
cussin'.
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Alice: Don't you disrespect
me, motherfucker.
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I don't know where you get
all that fuckin' cussin' from.
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- What?
- Motherfucker.
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Fuck!
You're in my fuckin' way.
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You don't hear yourself?
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I know you don't
like the dress.
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That's why I wear it
all the time.
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Mama, Mama,
let's just go home. OK?
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Alice: Why you tryin'
to get rid of me?
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If you tell me that girl
in that bathroom with Bill,
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I'm gonna--
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- Did you touch me?
- Uh-uh.
250
00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,896
- Aw, shit.
- I ain't touch you!
251
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,551
- Yeah, you did.
- No, you just felt something.
252
00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:05,275
No, no, I felt your
motherfuckin' hand.
253
00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:06,965
John: Uh-uh. It was the
quickening of the spirit, Ma.
254
00:10:07,103 --> 00:10:08,379
Yeah, it ain't quickening
of the spirits.
255
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:09,896
OK, Ma. I didn't
touch you, ma'am.
256
00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:11,655
John: It was a bad reaction.
I just--
257
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,551
It was like I got
a twitch, Ma.
258
00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,000
It was a twitch
in my arm.
259
00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:16,413
Remember when I was playing
basketball
260
00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:18,068
and that dude hit me here?
261
00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:20,172
Here. Remember,
when I was 7?
262
00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:22,758
And I was tryin' to be like
Kobe. You don't remember it?
263
00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:24,068
No, hell, no.
I don't remember.
264
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,896
I didn't mean to hit you.
I'm sorry.
265
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:29,551
No. A bad reaction
is having to pull out hot lead
266
00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,344
from your bilical cords.
267
00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:32,793
My what?
268
00:10:32,931 --> 00:10:34,965
You heard me.
Get your ass out the way!
269
00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:36,862
Ma, Ma.
"Get your ass out the way"?
270
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,482
You ever thought
about that?
271
00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,448
"Get your ass
out of the way" is just--
272
00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:42,793
it is a silly saying
273
00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:45,689
because your--
your A-S-S--
274
00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:46,965
'cause you told me
I couldn't cuss--
275
00:10:47,103 --> 00:10:48,379
your A-S-S
is like behind you.
276
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,551
So how is it
in the way?
277
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:51,034
You ever thought about that?
278
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,103
You could say that
in one of your jokes.
279
00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:54,413
Right?
280
00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:56,551
[Clears throat]
281
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,172
You playin' with fire, boy.
282
00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:00,137
Ma, you can't go in there.
The door's locked.
283
00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:01,413
Hell, I got a key.
284
00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:02,482
Ma, she in there.
285
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,034
Move the fuck--
286
00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:08,068
John: Hey! My mom got a key!
She about to come in!
287
00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:12,206
She's about to come in!
She about to come in.
288
00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:14,965
[Bill and Regina moaning]
289
00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:22,482
John: Mama.
Alice: Hmm?
290
00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,172
John: Mama?
291
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:26,551
John: You O--you OK?
292
00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:28,827
Alice: Yes.
293
00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:31,137
John: Why you--why you act--
why you look--
294
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,620
why you actin' like that?
295
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,000
Why you actin'
like that?
296
00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:36,758
I just saw my next
ex-husband.
297
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,241
John: OK. What?
298
00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:40,586
Alice: That boy hung.
299
00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,862
- He 76.
- I'm done.
300
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,379
John: I'm not about to
start with you, Ma.
301
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,655
That's nasty.
302
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,482
Damn, Bill.
303
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,724
Ma!
304
00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,448
I'll pay all
your damn bills.
305
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,586
John: Ma, my God.
306
00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:54,000
Ma, that's my friend.
307
00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:55,517
Ain't you remember
when he was younger?
308
00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,000
That's not legal.
309
00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:01,103
Alice: So you knew that?
310
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:04,896
I didn't--I didn't
know they was doing--
311
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,655
- I didn't know that!
- Yeah, you did.
312
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,172
John: Ma, no, I didn't.
313
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,931
I mean, I knew
they was in there,
314
00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:13,137
but I didn't know
they was...in there.
315
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,896
You knew they was
in the bathroom?
316
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:18,896
I--I saw 'em--
I saw one go to the bathroom,
317
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:20,551
and then I saw the other one
go to the bathroom
318
00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,448
and thought "Oh, maybe they
going in there to, um,
319
00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:25,000
you know, just congratulate,"
you know, I don't know.
320
00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:27,241
What the hell you think they
were going in there to do?
321
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,689
John: Ma, I didn't know.
322
00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:31,965
- I don't know.
- Yeah, you did.
323
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,724
You did it on purpose.
324
00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:35,448
John: What? Why would I
do that on purpose?
325
00:12:35,586 --> 00:12:38,827
You brought him, and you know
she gettin' married.
326
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,827
Ma, I don't...
327
00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,344
I did not do it
on purpose.
328
00:12:42,482 --> 00:12:44,517
I did not know.
I did not bring him.
329
00:12:44,655 --> 00:12:45,793
We just came to my shop.
330
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,275
And you with the "ass" and...
331
00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:49,137
Get your ass out of here.
332
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,586
John: See, Ma, you're going
with the "get the A-S-S
333
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,137
out of here."
334
00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:54,793
- Play with me.
- I don't want to play with you.
335
00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:56,241
- Come on.
- I don't want to play with you.
336
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:57,620
- Come on, John.
- Ma, I don't want to play.
337
00:12:57,758 --> 00:12:59,034
- No, thank you.
- Come on.
338
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:00,793
- Uh-uh. I don't want to.
- [Indistinct].
339
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:01,827
Ma, why are you--
why are you sweating, though?
340
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,965
I got turned on.
341
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,724
Ugh!
342
00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:08,379
He's gonna be like
a son to you.
343
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,620
It's nasty.
344
00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:11,896
I'm gonna be sick, Ma.
345
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:13,724
Good. Go home and be sick.
346
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:15,827
Now go.
347
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,793
Oh. Ma, I can't
leave him here.
348
00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:22,689
Well, if you don't get
up out of here,
349
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:25,517
they gonna be takin' out
two bodies.
350
00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:28,827
[John sighs]
He on his own.
351
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,448
[Moaning]
352
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:39,655
So this is it?
353
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,793
Regina: Miss Alice.
354
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:44,310
[Bill panting]
355
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:53,034
I was in here before.
Y'all ain't gonna stop?
356
00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:56,379
Regina: Miss Alice, please.
This...
357
00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:57,586
Bill: Miss Alice...
358
00:13:57,724 --> 00:13:59,068
You turn around, boy.
359
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,551
Bill: No!
360
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:01,965
Why not?
361
00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:04,758
Bill: Damn it, just go.
362
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:06,172
Regina: We were--we were
just about to--
363
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,827
Shut up
with your nasty ass!
364
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,068
Regina: Miss Alice.
365
00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:12,586
[Wall hanging rattles]
366
00:14:12,724 --> 00:14:13,793
[Toilet lid rattles]
367
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,172
What you doing?
368
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,172
Miss Alice, we'll be
right out, OK?
369
00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:19,586
What that mean?
You want me to leave?
370
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:21,103
Bill: Yes, yes.
371
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:24,172
That ain't gonna happen,
you big dick bastard.
372
00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:26,655
[Regina clears throat]
373
00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:27,965
Miss Alice, please.
374
00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,965
[Sniffs]
Mmm!
375
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:35,172
Smell like that good, old,
hot, drippin'...sex.
376
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,586
Mmm!
377
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,793
Hee hee hee! Ooh!
378
00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:40,689
Where's my
blood pressure medicine?
379
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,344
Regina:
Miss Alice, please.
380
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,379
What the hell
you think you doin'?
381
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,068
Bill: Look, look,
I'm gonna--I'm gonna go.
382
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,103
I wasn't talkin' to you.
I was talkin' to her.
383
00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:51,206
Regina: We--we were--
we were just--
384
00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,310
Fuckin'.
385
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:55,965
Miss Alice...
you know...
386
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,931
Well, you're getting
married tomorrow.
387
00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,068
Regina: I know.
388
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:02,862
I don't wanna be
a part of this.
389
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,827
Regina: I'm sorry.
390
00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:07,482
Bill: OK. I'm gonna go.
391
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,034
Well, what's going on?
392
00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:11,793
Bill: Uh...nothin'.
393
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:13,931
Yeah, I'm talkin
to both of y'all.
394
00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:17,931
Regina: Well, I...
I was drunk.
395
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,586
Off a wine cooler?
396
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:22,379
Alice: Please. I don't wanna
hear that bullshit.
397
00:15:22,517 --> 00:15:23,931
Regina: Miss Alice, you know
I'm a lightweight.
398
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:26,827
Girl, please,
you wanted this man.
399
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:29,310
You wanted him,
so admit it.
400
00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:34,034
Regina: I did.
401
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:36,931
Alice: And he wanted you.
402
00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:40,241
Bill: I did. I do.
403
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,310
So what's y'all
gonna do?
404
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:45,586
Bill: Uh, I'm--I'm gonna go.
I don't know where.
405
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,241
No, I'm talkin' to her
406
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,551
because she's the one that's got
to walk down the aisle
407
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,034
smellin' like Bill nuts.
408
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,103
Regina: OK. Miss Alice,
that was vulgar.
409
00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:56,068
Oh! So we climbin'
off the dick
410
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,586
and climbin' back on
our high horse?
411
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:02,172
Regina: OK. You know what?
I'm gonna go.
412
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:05,103
Alice: Yeah, you do that.
You're mad, babe.
413
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:14,310
Now you.
414
00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:15,551
Bill: I'm sorry.
415
00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,275
You in here
blowing her back out?
416
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,379
In my bathroom?
417
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:24,586
Well, actually, it's technically
John's bathroom.
418
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,689
You can't say nothin'.
419
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:28,068
I'm sorry.
420
00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:29,827
You know what
I oughta do?
421
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:32,344
No, but--
no, uh-uh.
422
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,172
You don't know
what I'm thinkin'!
423
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,827
Well, I don't
want to know.
424
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,034
Bill: You're lookin' at me
like I'm some kind of--
425
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:39,379
A sausage biscuit.
426
00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:41,862
Bill: You know what?
427
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,241
I'm leavin'.
428
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,482
Alice: Well, you know,
I was a gymnast
429
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,655
in the 1963 Olympics.
430
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:49,931
I wasn't even born yet.
431
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,482
Take this maturity.
432
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,448
- All right, I'm gonna...
- Take it like a man.
433
00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:57,482
John: Come back again.
We open every day. Ha ha!
434
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,862
Whoo!
435
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,241
Aw, thank you, beautiful.
All right.
436
00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:03,241
Oh, wow.
She is good.
437
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,379
- Hey!
- Hey, have you seen my purse?
438
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,758
- Uh, this one?
- Nope.
439
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,413
Nope? OK.
Oh, this one.
440
00:17:09,551 --> 00:17:11,586
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
441
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,517
What?
442
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:16,206
What you mean?
443
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:18,068
Why are you lookin'
at me like that?
444
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:19,310
I ain't lookin'
at you like nothin'.
445
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:20,793
- Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not!
446
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,137
Yeah, with all
that judgment.
447
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,689
John: I'm not judging you.
448
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:25,034
Regina: Mm-hmm.
449
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:26,620
It feels that way.
450
00:17:26,758 --> 00:17:28,896
John: I promise you,
I'm not judging you.
451
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:31,379
- No judgment here.
- OK.
452
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,275
Well...
453
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,413
tell me what you think.
454
00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:36,724
About what?
455
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:39,620
He's your boy.
Tell me what you think.
456
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,793
I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're asking me.
457
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:44,896
Is he ready?
Has he grown up?
458
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:46,862
Is he ready for what?
459
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,172
Oh, did you...
460
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,793
Regina:
You know what?
461
00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:53,034
- Forget it.
- No, I--
462
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,517
You answered my question.
463
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:56,586
No, Regina,
I don't know what you're asking.
464
00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:57,793
Nothing.
465
00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,137
John: Just ask me straight up.
466
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:00,965
I don't know
what you're sayin'.
467
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,758
Regina? Well...
468
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,620
Congratulations.
469
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,689
Alice: Don't run away.
470
00:18:07,827 --> 00:18:09,724
I'm sure you can do it
a second time.
471
00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:11,482
Bill: No.
472
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,482
[Sniffs]
Ahh...
473
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,137
Sex!
474
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:23,034
Hee hee hee!
475
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,448
John: What's up, man?
476
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,034
You good?
477
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,310
Bill: Yeah, I'm good, man.
478
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,689
Hey, Regina leave?
479
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,620
Yeah, she just left.
480
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,275
[Bathroom door closes]
481
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:38,482
Think she gonna
go through with it?
482
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,758
Sure hope not.
483
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:44,827
Bill.
484
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:47,034
Yo man, we just had sex, bruh.
485
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,689
Alice: Good sex!
486
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,586
John:
Ma, I thought you was gone!
487
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,034
Get--what y'all
doin' back there?
488
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:55,586
Alice: Making sandwiches.
489
00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:58,655
John: Hey! Y'all gotta get
from around there.
490
00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:00,310
Alice: This my place.
491
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:03,172
John: Ma--hey, man. Hey, get
your ass outta here, man!
492
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,689
Naked ass
by my sandwiches. Move!
493
00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:07,586
Hurry up, man!
494
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:11,448
John: Ain't got
no damn clothes?
495
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:12,931
Alice: I'll call you.
496
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,379
John: Ma, you not
calling nobody.
497
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:15,793
Alice: I'll do what
I damn wanna do.
498
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:17,413
Bill: Oh, that's
really unsanitary, man.
499
00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:19,137
John: It's very unsanitary.
500
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:20,862
Bill: You know
I'm never eating here again.
501
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,689
Alice: And you know what else?
502
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:26,310
They had good sex
with no condoms.
503
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,620
Ma, that's not
our business now.
504
00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:30,413
Alice: It will be
in 9 months.
505
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:32,137
Ma, what are you
talking about?
506
00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:34,241
I remember
on my wedding night.
507
00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:37,517
I was there and pregnant.
508
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:40,137
And he thought
he was the father.
509
00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:43,965
Are you talking about my dad?
With my dad, Ma?
510
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,344
- Ma.
- Huh?
511
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:46,724
Are you talking about
with my dad?
512
00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:48,103
Hmm?
513
00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:50,586
Are you talking about
with my dad?
514
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:51,862
Hmm?
515
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,551
Ma! I know you heard
what I asked.
516
00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:57,689
Alice: Whoo! I'm tired. OK.
517
00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,000
John: Ma--
Alice: Go and lock up.
518
00:19:59,137 --> 00:20:00,275
OK, baby,
I'll talk to you.
519
00:20:00,413 --> 00:20:01,965
Ma, no, stop playin'.
Tell me--
520
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:04,172
You was playin', right?
You was just playin', right?
521
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,482
Bill: Nah, I don't think
she was playin'.
522
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,137
Shut up.
She was playin'.
523
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:08,586
- No, she wasn't.
- No, she was playin'.
524
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,448
Bill:
No, she avoided it.
525
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,310
I'll ask her
when I get home.
526
00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:16,275
Yo, bruh. I can't believe she
came at me like that.
527
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:17,655
Regina, man, yeah--
528
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,344
Bill: No. I'm talkin'
about your mama.
529
00:20:19,482 --> 00:20:21,793
Oh, well, you know,
that's how my mama is.
530
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:25,620
Yo, Regina, she just jumped up
all up on me in there, man.
531
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,724
You a'ight?
532
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,172
I love her, man.
533
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,551
I know you do, bro.
534
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,172
Bill: And I'm gonna keep
fighting for her.
535
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,310
John: I know you will.
536
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:35,758
Yeah, man, I gotta go home.
537
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:37,068
John: OK.
538
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:38,448
Gotta get up early, bruh.
539
00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:40,413
Oh, what you got
going in the morning?
540
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:42,310
I got a wedding
to stop, man.
541
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:44,724
A wedding what? Oh.
- Yeah.
542
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,310
A wedding?
543
00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,482
You talkin' about Regina's?
544
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,172
Bill: Yeah.
545
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:51,517
Oh, no.
546
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,206
Ooh, I'm supposed
to call Mike.
547
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:57,448
Think I need to call Tom,
somebody responsible.
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