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Bill: Something's going on
with you, man.
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It's Pamela, huh?
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Announcer:
Previously on "Bruh"...
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John: What the hell
is going on with my mama?
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Why is she running
up and down the street?
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Mike: Told her that
you took the fall for me.
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John:
Why would you do that, Mike?
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All of a sudden, you care
about other people?
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All you care about is yourself.
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Bill: You know what?
He sprung on Pamela right now.
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Tom: So you mean
the side piece is
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making you catch feelings now?
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Pamela: We're just hooking up.
Alice: My baby.
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Bill: We're all sorry for
what we did in college.
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Tom:
But you're better than this.
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John: I gave the deed
to Leon. I pulled out.
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Mike: I think
you did the right thing.
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Alice: I do, too.
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John: Yes.
Got to get it in there.
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Tom: What's with
all this compassion?
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Don't tell me
this is about Pamela.
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Mike: You're not like
all these other women our age
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just trying
to get married and shit.
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Pamela: Mm-hmm.
And that makes me a whore?
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Mike: I'm not saying that.
Pamela: You did say that.
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Mike: Yeah, I did say that,
but I--I didn't mean it.
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I'm sorry. I was just mad.
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Pamela: Why?
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Mike: I saw you
with that dude and...
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Pamela: Tell me.
Mike: I couldn't help
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but to think he's
with what's mine.
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Pamela: I'm not--I'm not yours.
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And--and also I'm--I'm
not sleeping with him, Mike.
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Mike: Really?
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Pamela: Mike,
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you are so stupid sometimes.
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You're the only man
that I'm sleeping with.
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Mike: Didn't know. OK.
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For real?
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Pamela: Yes. And, I mean,
I know you can't say the same.
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Mike: That's not true.
That's not true.
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Pamela: Don't lie.
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Mike:
That's--that's not true.
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Pamela: Don't lie.
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Mike: I can say the same.
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I'm the only man
you're sleeping with.
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Pamela: Oh, my God.
Now--OK.
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Now you wanna be all cute.
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[Mike chuckles]
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Mike: No. I wanna be yours.
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Pamela: What?
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Mike: I want you to be mine.
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Pamela:
Get the hell out of here.
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Mike: I mean it. I mean it.
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I'm serious.
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Pamela: Mike, listen,
you, you like women.
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You know, lots of women.
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Uh, you should get that
all out of your system. OK?
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Mike: Yeah--no.
Hey, I think I have. I...
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Pamela: That's the right
word, you think.
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Mike: I think I have.
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Singer: ♪ Navigating through
this dating life ♪
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♪ Tryin' to find me a shawty
and make her mine ♪
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♪ Now I'll find one in no time
with the help of my homies ♪
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♪ I'm going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Yeah, going up and going
up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going up and going up
with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going up, going
up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Ooh, going up and ♪
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♪ Going up with the bruhs ♪
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Pamela: Mike, that's--
that's the right word.
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You--you think, you know?
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Mike:
Look, I mean, hey. I...
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Pamela: Look, I'm gonna go.
Um, I'm sorry, OK?
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Mike:
What, you gonna meet your boy?
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Pamela: And what if I am?
Like, why is...
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Mike: Can we honestly
just have
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an honest conversation
right now?...
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Pamela: OK. Do it.
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Talk to me. I'm here.
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But here's the thing that
I want you to know, Mike.
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Mike: I'm listening.
I'm here.
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What--I don't know what else
you want from me.
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Pamela: Mike. You've treated me
like a two-dollar whore.
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Really. And the--
the thing is, is it's OK.
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You know, like,
I--I was OK with it
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until you acted an ass.
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But you can't be
that guy and want to
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sleep with every woman
you see.
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It--I'm sorry.
It doesn't work like that.
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Mike: OK.
Pamela: OK.
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Mike: All right.
So if I commit to you...
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Pamela: Mike.
Mike: I'm serious.
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Listen to me.
Listen to me.
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If I commit to you,
will you stay?
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Pamela: No.
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Mike: Why?
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Pamela: Because you're
a cheater and a liar.
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And, eventually, you'll just
go back to what you had.
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And on of top of it, let's--I
just wanna put this in there.
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You think just like Bill.
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Uh, I mean, you see the girl
with someone else
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and you wanna, like,
just stake your claim,
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"That's mine." It's like...
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Mike: Wait. How do you even
know about that?
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Pamela:
Gina and I are friends.
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[Mike laughing]
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Pamela: Is that funny?
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Mike: I didn't know that.
Ha ha!
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Pamela: You don't know
anything about me...
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Mike: That's not true.
Pamela: ...at all.
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Mike: That's not true.
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Pamela: OK.
What color are my eyes?
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We've gone over this.
Mike: Yeah. I know.
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Pamela: We've gone over this.
Mike: OK. I know. Yeah...
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Pamela: I don't like typical
colors.
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold
on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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They're brownish--blackish.
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Pamela: All right. Bye.
Mike: They're blackish.
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Pamela: Bye.
I got to go. No.
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Mike: Pam. Pam. You see...
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Pamela: No, no, no.
Mike: Pam, Pam, come on.
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Pamela: Don't keep trying.
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Don't say it. It's too late.
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Mike: I had it.
I had it. I had...
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Pamela: Don't say it.
Mike: Pam.
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Pamela: Listen.
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Mike: Pam, it's sand...dune.
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Sand--sand--fuck! Sand castle.
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It's sand--fuck!
Sand fucking castle.
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I knew that shit.
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Singer: ♪ Ah ah ♪
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♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
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Tom: Where the hell is Mike?
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Bill: Uh--uh, he, uh,
said he had to
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stop at home
for a quick second.
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John:
Oh, he had to stop at home?
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He's definitely not coming then.
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Tom: Uh-uh.
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Bill: Yo. Yo, I promise you,
he coming through.
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John: When Mike say
he's stopping at home,
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you know he got somebody
coming in and out of there.
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Tom: You already know.
Bill: Thanks. Thanks. OK.
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John: Hey.
Bill: I'll drink to that. Mm.
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John: Hey, I met a girl.
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Tom: Oh, snap. Her?
John: Yeah.
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Bill: Yo. My man.
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Yo, you never--you never talk
about meeting a girl.
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John: I know. I know, man.
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She--she's beautiful, too.
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Bill: Oh, OK. OK.
So break it down.
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John: All right.
Bill: What's so special
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about this one, bruh?
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John: Uh, you know
what I'm saying?
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Like, she looked at me,
like, for who I was,
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past all the--you don't
get what I'm saying?
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Tom: What does that even mean?
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John:
Like, she wasn't judging me.
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You know what I mean?
Like, she--
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she just talked to me.
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It wasn't about material.
It wasn't about...
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Tom: Yeah.
John: Yeah, man.
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Tom: See, I've been
trying to tell you.
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Not every chick
out here is trying to judge you.
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Bill: Mm-hmm. Tammy did.
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Tom: Stop.
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Bill: Oh, yeah. And, um, Kim.
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Tom: Bill.
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Bill: Oh, yeah.
And don't forget about Stacy.
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Tom: OK. You know what?
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Bill: Yeah. OK. I'm sorry.
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John: It's all good. No. No.
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You keep on. Let him go.
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Tom: We're here for him tonight.
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John: Go ahead.
Keep going. Got some more?
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You wanna bring up Tanesha?
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Bill: Yeah.
John: Ayesha?
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Go ahead.
Bill: Ayesha?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Laughter]
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John: It's good. No.
It's all good, man. I know...
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Bill: Just...
John: I know--I know
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women judge me.
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You know what I'm saying?
Like, it--it's a thing.
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Like, once they find out I ain't
got that much money, they leave.
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Bill: Mm-hmm.
Tom: Bro, I feel you, man.
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I mean, in this city--
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in this city,
like, women are pretentious.
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They're all looking
for the doctors.
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John: That's it. That's...
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Bill: Hold up.
Says the doctor.
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John: Right.
[Laughter]
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Tom: Hey, no. What can I say?
What can I say?
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John: It's all right.
In every city. And a lawyer.
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Bill: "Looking for a doctor."
Mike: And a lawyer.
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Looking for the lawyer.
You know,
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Mike used the hell
out of that.
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But, yeah, man, you know,
once women find out
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my mom live with me,
they usually--
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Bill: Wait.
John: I'm sorry?
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Bill: Wait. She--she knows?
Ooh, that's tough.
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John: Well, first of all,
don't go there.
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My mama lives with me.
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Bill: OK.
John: Stop playing.
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Bill: Hey, I'm just saying.
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John: Yeah. Whatever, man.
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Bill: Tough like that...
John: I--Mike?
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Bill: Hey.
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All right.
All right. All right.
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John: Finally came. Old boy.
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Bill: Yo, yo, yo,
these two didn't think
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you was gonna
come through, bruh.
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John: I did not.
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Mike: No, bruh.
I'm just getting my wallet
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so I can get drinks
for this guy.
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John: Oh, thanks, man.
Well, you got this one here.
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Mike: Ha ha! I'll get you.
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Tom: Right here.
Mike: I'll get you.
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John: 'Cause I'm
a little low on money.
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You know what I mean?
Mike: I know.
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[Laughter]
Bill: Oh, we know.
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John:
Because I just emptied myself.
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Mike: Right.
Yo, but for real, bro.
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I'm sorry for all that shit
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I put you through. For real.
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Tom: Hey, we all are.
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Bill: Uh, honestly,
uh, you know,
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we can't say that enough.
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John: I appreciate that,
man, but I got to take
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some responsibility
in it, too.
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You know what I mean?
Uh, so we could--
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man, we could just
let it go.
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Bill: Uh, you can do that?
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John: We can do that, man. I--
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I depended on y'all
way too much.
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You know what I'm saying?
And somewhere
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in the back of my head, man,
I know I definitely felt like
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y'all owed me something,
and that was keeping me low.
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So I let it all go.
You know what I mean?
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Mike: Thanks, bruh.
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John: Thank you, man.
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Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
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But know this, I ain't
never, ever asking y'all
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for any more money ever again.
Ever.
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Mike: Thanks, friend.
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John: Oh, you got jokes.
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Mike: No. I'm just saying.
Like...
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John: What? You tight.
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Bill, imitating stammering:
"$50,000!"
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John: "I'm gonna wait..."
Mike: Let it--[indistinct].
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Bill: Plus these drinks.
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Mike:
Plus, if--I need my interest.
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John: Y'all gonna keep
playing--OK.
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We said we was gonna let it go.
Y'all keep joking.
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Bill: It's gone. It's dropped.
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Tom: You need it, we got you.
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John: Hey. And I heard y'all
went over Leon's house.
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Mike: For real?
John: Yeah.
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Mike: Fucking snitch.
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Tom: We specifically
told him not to tell you.
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John: That's my cousin, bro.
You know he gonna tell me.
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Hey, man. Thank you for coming
to my rescue.
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For real. Like, that situation
was scary, bro.
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Mike: I'm glad we could help.
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John: That wasn't me.
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Mike: Yeah. It ain't you.
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John: No.
I'ma make this shop work.
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You know what I mean?
Bill: Mm-hmm.
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John: I'ma open up another one.
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I'ma be like DJ Khaled.
And another one.
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Mike, Bill, and John:
And another one...
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Tom:
That's what we wanna hear.
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John: Thank you, man.
Tom: That's what you do.
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John: Thank you.
I appreciate that.
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Tom: You know
we believe in you.
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We're behind you.
John: Thanks.
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Thank you, man. I do.
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Tom, thanks, bro.
And I'm sorry
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I was getting--I was
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really upset. My bad.
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OK? Um...
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Mike: Yup. Yeah. Your bad.
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John: Yeah.
But enough about me, man.
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[Mike laughs]
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John: You about to get some
hands, too, boy.
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Mike: I'm ready.
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Bill: Hey, I would have let
you, too, though,
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because you deserve it.
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John: Real talk. We do.
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Nobody say nothing,
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'cause he really think
he paid.
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The little one in the group.
[Indistinct].
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Mike: "Money, money!"
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John: Hey...
Tom: You should have seen
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this guy with your cousin, bro.
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Bill: Ooh.
John: He was feisty?
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Mike: Yeah. What...
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Bill: No, he was--
he was a punk.
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You know, I was
holding it down,
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like, "Leon."
You know what I'm saying?
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John: Hey, what's been
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going on in
you all's world, though?
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Tom: Well, I still
dealing with that
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crazy-ass chick at work.
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Bill: Mm-hmm.
John: She's still at it?
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Tom: Worse now. Like, I don't
even wanna talk about it.
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John: I told you
not to do it.
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I told you that.
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Tom: Thanks, John.
You know the, uh,
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"I told you so," that's not
really helping me.
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John: I'm not trying
to do it like that.
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I'm just--I did. told you.
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Tom:
Next time, I'll listen to you.
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John: I appreciate that.
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Tom: But, like, let's get
off me for a second.
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John: OK.
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Tom: This young gentleman
right here,
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he just broke up
a happy home.
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John: For real?
Tom: Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, Regina was
about to get married,
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this guy stopped it.
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Mike: Mm-hmm.
John: No.
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Bill: Yo. No. Shut up.
I didn't do that.
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Tom: Oh, you didn't stop it?
Bill: No.
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Tom: OK. He didn't stop it.
Here's what he did do.
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He told her he love her, and he
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got on his knees and begged her,
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"Please don't marry that guy."
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Bill: No, no. Hold up. Hold up.
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Shut--yo, shut up. Yo. See,
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that's why--that's why nobody
tell you anything, Doc.
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Tom: It's the bruhs, man.
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John: Hey, man.
That's low, bro.
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Bill: Why would you say that?
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John: 'Cause you don't even
want that girl, Bill.
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Bill: Don't say that.
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Mike: Does that sound familiar?
John: Mike.
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Bill: Oh, Mike?
Mike: That's what I said.
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Bill: Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up. Shut up.
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You--you talking about me
when you over there
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pining over Pam, bruh.
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John: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait. Not Pam.
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You're talking about
side-side-side chick Pamela?
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Bill: Side-side-side.
John: Side-side?
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Bill: Side-side.
John: Side-side-side?
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Bill: Side.
Mike: OK, first of all,
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first of all, she was side.
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Side. S--
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John:
She was two sides or one side?
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Mike: One side. First off,
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you need a main for a side.
John: A what?
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Mike: You need a main
for a side.
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Bill: I--I get that.
I get that.
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John: She's...
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Mike: I ain't never had a main.
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John: Oh, they all sides?
Mike: I don't have a side.
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John:
So you got--you got potatoes,
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you got coleslaw, you got
mac and cheese on the side?
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No meat.
You got the meat. Hey!
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[Laughter]
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Bill: Hold up. Pause.
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[Laughter]
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Yo, [indistinct], right?
Yo. So we were at this bar.
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We having a drink
and everything.
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John: Mm-hmm.
Bill: Mike sees her
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with another dude.
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He get all in his feelings.
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He throws his drink
on old boy and everything.
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He's about to get his ass beat.
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Tom: What?
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Mike: Nah.
"Get ass beat"? What you...
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Bill: Oh. Who you lying to?
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Come on.
Put it on your deck.
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Put it on your deck. Put that
on your deck. Put it on it.
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Tom: Mike.
Mike: OK.
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Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
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Tom: It's OK, bro.
Just tell us.
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I mean, this girl really
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got you in your feelings?
Is that true?
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Bill: Come on, man.
Just say it.
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John: It's OK.
Bill: Say it.
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John: Did she?
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Mike: No. I'm just...
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Bill: Own it.
Tom: Just what?
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Bill: Own it.
Tom: What are you?
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Mike: I'm confused.
I'm confused.
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Tom: Oh, OK.
John: At least you're there.
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Tom: So what are we
confused about?
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Mike: I missed you, bro.
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Tom: What are we
confused about, Mike?
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Mike: I--I asked her, uh,
"What are we doing?"
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Bill: Uh-uh. Nah. Wait. Hold up.
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Did you hit her
with the question
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that I said she was gonna
hit you with?
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Tom: Wow.
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John: He sprung.
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Bill: He sprung. Boing.
[Laughter]
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John: It's OK.
It's OK, man.
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Love is a good thing.
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Tom: Pining over P.
Pining over P.
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John: It's OK, man.
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Mike: Yo, Mohawk,
can I get a--
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can I get a drink, please?
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Thank you.
Look, I don't know
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what the hell is
going on with me.
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Tom: Hey, Mike.
It's cool, man.
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00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,896
We're proud of you.
You're finally growing up.
409
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,689
Mike: I don't wanna grow up.
I wanna be
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the same dude
I've always been.
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John: You sure?
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Mike: What do you mean,
you sure? Yeah.
413
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,793
John:
That's a good thing, bro.
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00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:08,931
Mike:
I'm the life of the party.
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Like, I don't need to change.
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John: You growing
is a good thing, man.
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Mike:
How is that a good thing?
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John: Bro, first of all,
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you opening up,
sharing your feeling.
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Mike:
First of all, it's feelings.
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Not fillings.
That's in your teeth.
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John:
You wanna--look, you wanna be
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a asshole right now while
I'm trying to encourage you?
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Mike: I--I'm just being
who I am, sir.
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John: OK. Be that.
Tom: But--but, John...
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John: I know what
fillings and feelings are.
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I know they're different.
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Mike: Then--then say it.
Tom: But, John...
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Mike: Then say it.
John: I know the difference
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between feelings and fillings.
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00:14:33,862 --> 00:14:35,000
'Cause you got a little
lawyer education,
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and you wanna say it?
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I went to college, nigga,
for a little bit.
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[Mike laughs]
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00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,103
Bill: Yeah.
Listen real good.
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00:14:41,241 --> 00:14:42,931
John:
I know a few words, man.
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00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:44,206
Tom: Hey, but, John,
don't--don't encourage him.
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00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:45,448
We all know that
this young brother
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is not ready for that.
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Bill: Hmm. Facts.
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00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,137
Mike: I'm not ready for that?
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00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:52,241
John: Uh-uh.
Sound like it. Feelings,
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they're the part
that makes you mature.
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Mike: You got a lot to say.
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00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,206
You got a lot to say.
Where's your woman?
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Tom: I...
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00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,344
Mike: "I..." Exactly.
And where's your woman?
448
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,724
What about you?
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00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:03,068
John: I--I just met somebody.
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00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,103
Mike: For real?
John: Yeah. I did.
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00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:07,793
Mike: Yeah. Yeah.
We know what that means.
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John: What you mean,
you know what that mean?
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Mike: You about
to go all in. You always do.
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John: Yeah. All right. Whatever.
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Mike: Bruh, you be like,
"She looked at me."
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John: She did look at me.
[Laughter]
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She did, though.
The girl--you don't know.
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You don't know. That...
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Bill: Hold up. Hold up.
So you say...
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you say you about
to catch feelings?
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00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,344
You mean the way you caught
feelings for Pamela?
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[Bill laughing,
Mike mock laughing]
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Mike: This Pamela situation
is fine, bruh.
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I'm just figuring it out.
Just...
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Bill: Yeah. OK.
Mike: ...confusing.
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Bill: Yeah, bruh.
Mike: It's confusing.
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Bill: Oh, dude.
Well, um, you about
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to be a little more
confused, bruh.
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00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,310
Mike: Why is that?
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Bill: Because, um,
she over there
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with some other dude right now.
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Mm-hmm. Almost
in the same spot.
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John: Damn. Ooh.
Tom: Bro.
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Bill: Coincidence?
I think not.
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Tom: Hey, Mike.
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John: How are you "feelings"?
Are your "feelings" OK?
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00:15:57,517 --> 00:16:00,206
I'm sorry. I--I know
it's probably hurting you.
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Mike:
There's another dude, bro.
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Tom: Mike.
Mike: Another dude.
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Bill: That's dude
number two, by the way.
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Mike: I can count. Thank you.
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00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,344
Bill: OK.
Tom: Mike, just--just don't--
483
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don't embarrass
yourself, please.
484
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,275
Mike: I'm not.
Tom: Don't make a scene....
485
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:11,724
Mike: I'm not.
Bill: He is.
486
00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:13,344
Let's give it--I give it
a minute.
487
00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:14,965
Mike: I just wanna know
who the fuck this dude is.
488
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,482
John: Hey, man.
How are you feeling?
489
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,275
He's always in his feelings.
He's saying--
490
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:20,068
"fucking," all the f-words.
491
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,137
Feelings and the fillings
and the feelings and...
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00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:23,620
OK. I'm sorry, bro. But, hey,
493
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,068
y'all not together, right?
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00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:26,758
Y'all not together.
Yo, just, like...
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00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,482
Bill: Uh, no, no, no.
Don't--don't say that to him.
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00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,344
John: Why not?
Bill: You can't use logic. No.
497
00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:33,344
Because, see--see, uh,
Michael lives in a world where
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00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:36,896
he can sleep with as many women
as he wants, but she can't.
499
00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:38,275
Tom: Wow.
500
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,931
John: You're gonna drink
my drink, too?
501
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:40,931
Bill: Savage.
Tom: That sounds like
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00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,310
a nice world right there.
503
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:43,862
Maybe you can
tell us all where it is,
504
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,482
and we can
live there, too, bro.
505
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:48,172
Mike: "Maybe you" get
to shut the fuck up, Tom?
506
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:51,172
John and Bill: Feelings.
[Laughter]
507
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,517
John: ♪ Feelings ♪
That's OK, bro.
508
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:55,482
Just--it's all good.
Hey, I need...
509
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,724
Mike: Hey. Excuse me?
Mohawk. Drink, please?
510
00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,482
Bill: He means can we get
another drink, sir, please?
511
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,689
John: Can I--Valerie.
Valerie's here?
512
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,862
Did we say Valerie was here?
513
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,724
Valerie: Hey, asshole.
514
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,068
Tom: Valerie, go on somewhere.
515
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,896
Valerie: No. No.
I've been drinking,
516
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:14,000
and I need
to tell you something.
517
00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:15,448
Tom: All right, guys.
I'ma head out.
518
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,517
Valerie: No.
You're not going anywhere.
519
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:18,689
Tom: Move.
Valerie: I said, you're
520
00:17:18,827 --> 00:17:20,103
not going anywhere.
521
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:21,310
Tom: Valerie.
522
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:23,000
Mike: Oh, hey. Yo. Yo, wait.
523
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:24,344
Tom: Well, look at her, man.
524
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,793
Mike:
Put your hands in the air.
525
00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:27,068
Just be cool.
Just do it.
526
00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:28,724
Do it. Do it.
Just stay cool.
527
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:31,206
Valerie: Yeah.
You better listen to your boy.
528
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,034
So why did you
do that to me?
529
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,793
Mike: What did he
do to you, sweetheart?
530
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,241
Valerie: He had sex with me.
531
00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:37,965
Bill: Ooh.
John: How was it?
532
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,862
I mean,
I just--I was scared.
533
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,103
Tom: OK.
Mike: But you wanted it, right?
534
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:44,758
Valerie: Yes, I did.
535
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,586
Mike: OK. Then what happened?
536
00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:51,724
Valerie: Yeah.
He made me feel special.
537
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,344
Then he just dumped me.
538
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,172
Wouldn't even talk to me
at work.
539
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,448
John: Why would you do that?
540
00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:58,862
Valerie: He made me feel
so bad.
541
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,275
Why do men do that, huh?
Somebody?
542
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,620
John: I am researching that
right now.
543
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,586
Valerie: Oh, you are?
John: Yes.
544
00:18:04,724 --> 00:18:06,103
Valerie: OK. You wanna get
back to me with your findings?
545
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,344
John: I sure will.
Valerie: OK.
546
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:08,758
John: Just send me your email.
547
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,275
Valerie: Yeah.
John: OK.
548
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:11,827
Mike: But you tried to go
to his boss to get even?
549
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,344
Valerie: I know that.
And that's what I did.
550
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,758
Mike: Mm-hmm.
Valerie: I got even.
551
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,724
Mike: Mm-hmm. You know he could
lose his job for that.
552
00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:22,103
Valerie: I don't care.
I want him to go through
553
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:24,517
what I'm going through.
554
00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:28,310
Mike: What was that?
555
00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:31,241
Valerie: It's some bullshit
is what it is.
556
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,896
Mike: Hmm, yeah.
557
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,517
Valerie:
You have anything to say, Tom?
558
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:38,482
Mike: Um, I do, Valerie.
Valerie: What? What?
559
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,241
Mike: I just recorded
this whole thing.
560
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,344
You might wanna
get some coffee and sober up.
561
00:18:45,482 --> 00:18:46,827
Tell your boss in the morning...
562
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:48,310
John: Yo, hey, hey, hey.
563
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:49,896
Bill: Respect. Respect.
564
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:51,103
John: Chill out.
White people in here.
565
00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:52,620
Valerie:
You're worse than him.
566
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,655
Mike: And you're worse
than the both of us.
567
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:55,965
Valerie: You're a little bitch,
Mike. Little bitch.
568
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,551
Mike: Bye.
569
00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:00,103
Valerie: Yeah. Bye.
Mike: Bye. Bye.
570
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:01,724
John: Hey...
571
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,034
Valerie: I hate you.
572
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,034
John:
You're gonna cry tomorrow.
573
00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:11,448
Mike: Bitch be gone.
Bill: Yo.
574
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:12,724
John: She called you
a bitch, though...
575
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:13,965
Bill: Yo, you two--you two
576
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,137
sure know how to pick them.
577
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:16,689
John: Great job, though, man.
578
00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:18,482
Bill: Both of y'all
know how to pick them.
579
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,172
Mike: Yo, it's funny. That's
what I said about Peter.
580
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,586
John: Who is Peter?
581
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:24,172
Bill:
Yo, that's--that's--that hurt.
582
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,310
Mike: Nah, dude.
Bill: Yeah.
583
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:26,965
John: Who's Peter?
584
00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:29,034
Mike: Peter is the dude
that Regina's gonna marry.
585
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,275
Tom: Oh.
Bill: No, no, no.
586
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:33,000
Hell no.
Not if I can help it.
587
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,344
Mike: You serious?
588
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,482
Bill: Hell yeah, I'm serious.
589
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:40,241
John: There's a lot going on.
We all in our feelings.
590
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,344
I feel good
'cause I met somebody.
591
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,965
He going through--
you said Peter?
592
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,689
Mike: Peter.
John: And who do you...
593
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:47,655
Mike: I said, Peter and me, too.
John: Two people with you?
594
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:50,344
Singer: ♪ I'm gonna go out,
I'm gonna be OK tonight ♪
595
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:53,379
♪ Won't stay down,
I'm gonna get up ♪
596
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:56,758
♪ I'm gonna get to my feet,
I'm gonna fight ♪
597
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,689
♪ I'm gonna get away... ♪
598
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:01,896
[Indistinct chatter]
599
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,793
Mike: Hi, ladies.
How you doing?
600
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:07,137
My name is Michael Alexander.
I'm an attorney at law.
601
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:08,758
Bill: Yo, Mike, Mike.
Mike: This is--chill.
602
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:10,896
This is Tom. He's a doctor.
603
00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:12,448
MD, not D.O.
604
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,586
This is my boy Billiam.
He's an architect.
605
00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:17,448
This is my boy John,
franchise owner.
606
00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:19,931
And we were actually
just talking about
607
00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,655
how hard it is to find
608
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:23,965
nice, beautiful
women nowadays, you know?
609
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,413
Bill: Mike. Mike.
610
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:26,965
Mike: Hey, can you let me
do what I do?
611
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,310
Thank you.
Nowadays, everybody has
612
00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:34,034
a angle, you know?
Trying to play games.
613
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:38,206
We just wanna meet
nice, beautiful women.
614
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:39,379
So what's your name?
615
00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:41,206
Christie: I'm Christie.
616
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:42,931
Mike: Christie?
That's a nice name. I'm Mike.
617
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:45,931
Christie: Hi, Mike.
Mike: You seem like his type.
618
00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:48,241
[Mike chuckles]
619
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:51,448
Christie: So, uh, this is
what you guys are doing now?
620
00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:52,862
Mike: Excuse me?
621
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
John: Mike.
622
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:56,103
Mike: What's up?
623
00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:57,620
John: That's her.
624
00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,000
Mike: That's who?
625
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,586
John: The dean's daughter,
stupid.
626
00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:04,551
Christie: Hi, Mike.
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