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Alice: Won't you get the hell
up outta here?
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John: Ma, this is
my business, too.
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Announcer:
Previously on "Bruh"...
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John: Ma, I'm not
about to argue with you.
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Alice: Then shut up while
I chew that ass out.
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Mike: Look, we're here
to talk about John.
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Tom: What's the plan?
Alice: What you gonna do
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when they raid the place,
when they find out
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you're using drug money?
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Mike: I owe that dude a lot.
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Laura: I'm a woman...
John: Laura, Laura.
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Mike: Me and my boys.
Here to talk.
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Leon: You got ghosts
behind you, homie?
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Mike: Yo! Let's go!
United front.
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Laura: Climb up in it.
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John: Laura, I will
beat your ass...OK.
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Mike: You're gonna take
the 500,000
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and you're gonna walk away
from Level Twenty-eight Bar.
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Leon: I should pop a cap
in your ass right now.
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[Cocks gun]
Mike: Oh!
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Bill: What the hell?
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Yo, let's get--let's get
out of here, man. Damn.
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Mike: That's supposed
to scare me?
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Leon: Nah.
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Mike: The hell you doing?
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Leon: Sending a message.
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Bill: Hey, we got the message
loud and clear.
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We're good, Mr. Leon.
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Leon: Listen, you better be.
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Bill: Let's go.
Mike: Get your bitch ass back...
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Stay with me! [Indistinct].
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Bill: He had a gun.
Real one, nigga.
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Mike: I ain't going nowhere.
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Leon: Oh, is that right?
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Tom: Mike, let's go, let's go.
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Mike: Came here
to talk business.
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Not leaving till I do.
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Tom: Mike.
Leon: You better get the fuck up
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out my spot right now.
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Tom: Mike, come on.
Bill: Let's go, let's go.
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Mike: No.
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Leon: You better listen
to your little bitches.
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Bill: I ain't--ain't gonna be
too many bitches.
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Mike: You sound like one
right now.
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Your voice quivering and shit.
Shut up.
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Bill: Ahem.
[Softly] Shut up.
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Tom: Just hold on a second.
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Leon: Are you bucking up, too?
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Tom: Just--there's no need
for the name-calling.
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Leon: Huh.
You hear that, fellas?
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[Mocking]
No need for the name-calling.
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Get your Oreo ass up outta here.
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Tom: Know what?
Bill: Come on, Tom.
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Come on, now.
You know you can't fight.
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All you do is windmill.
Come on!
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Tom: You are a bitch-ass punk.
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Bill: Thomas, why you gotta
call him names? Come on!
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Tom: Ah, man.
Mr. Black People, right?
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You sell drugs to our people,
to our kids.
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And every day, I'm treating
those kids,
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'cause they bought bad shit
off the street.
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And it's your ignorant ass
selling it to them.
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So, I'm the Oreo?
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Leon: You better get your boy.
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Mike: Fuck you.
Leon: Is that right?
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Mike: You heard me.
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Leon: You're a tough guy.
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Mike: Told you I came here
to talk business.
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Gonna take this 500,000.
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Gonna crawl back into whatever
hole you came out of.
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Leon: Why would I do that?
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Mike: I'm not asking you.
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I'm demanding, bitch.
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Leon: Oh, you're demanding
something of me?
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Tom: Yeah, you heard him.
Bill: Yeah.
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[Leon scoffs]
Fuck you.
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Mike: Leon, you know I'm
a lawyer, right?
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Leon: A tax lawyer.
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Mike: Yeah.
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Leon: That supposed
to mean something to me?
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Mike: It should.
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I talk to the IRS every day.
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John is gonna get a case.
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He's gonna be in jail.
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You're gonna be in a cell
right next to him.
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Leon: Oh, so, you a snitch.
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Mike: For my boy,
I'm singing like a bird.
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Bill: Yo, come on, man.
He look like he listen to rap.
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You know what they say.
They don't like snitches.
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Snitches get stitches
and put in ditches.
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Come on, we shouldn't
be messing with nobody
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who's bold enough to wear
a snakeskin jacket.
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In the summer.
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Mike: I don't like you.
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Bill: He's trying to
get us killed, man.
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Mike: So, you gonna let this go
or you gonna be in jail?
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Leon: You better be real
confident talking like that.
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Mike: And you better
call me in 24 hours
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and tell me where
to leave the money.
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Or in 36 hours,
you're gonna be in a cell.
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My number.
Call me in 24 hours.
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Don't say shit to John.
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Rapper: ♪ ...boys with
the toys on the flipside ♪
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♪ I wanna smoke good
but they stateside... ♪
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Bill: It's OK to take your
time. Think about it.
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36 hours is a long time.
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Rapper: ♪ We just be
dealing and winnin' ♪
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♪ And dressin', impressin',
just doin' the job ♪
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Singer: ♪ Navigating through
this dating life ♪
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♪ Trying to find me a shawty
and make her mine ♪
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♪ Now I'll find one in no time
with the help of my homies ♪
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♪ I'm going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Yeah, going up
and going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going up and going up
with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going up,
going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Ooh, going up and ♪
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♪ Going up with the bruhs ♪
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Rapper: ♪ Comin' now,
do that, who that ♪
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♪ Comin' now,
do that, who that ♪
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♪ Comin' now, do that,
who that ♪
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♪ Comin' now, do that,
now get it ♪
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♪ You don't really want
no smoke ♪
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♪ You ain't trying to
come down, do that ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah,
you don't really want no smoke ♪
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♪ You don't want me comin' down,
do that, whoa ♪
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Mike: That's what the hell
I'm talkin' about.
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Tom: Yo. Hey, that was--
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you did your thing, man.
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Mike: Thank you. Thank you.
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Tom: But do you think
he's gonna call, though?
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Mike: Hell yeah,
he's gonna call.
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Bill: Hell yeah.
Yo, he was scared to death.
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[Chuckles]
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Mike: Nigga,
you were scared to death.
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Bill: Yo, no, I wasn't.
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Tom: Man, he punked you.
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Bill: No, no, he didn't punk me.
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That little gun
is what punked me.
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Mike: Nigga, he was
holding the loaded gun.
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Bill:
Self-preservation, Michael.
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You know, forget it.
Why you on me like this? What?
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Michael: Bruh.
Tom: Hey, but seriously.
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You gonna really turn him in?
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Mike: Hell yeah,
I'll turn that nigga in.
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Tom: Well, guess we'll see
if that plan works, man.
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Mike: Yeah, it will.
[Bill chuckles]
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His ole bitch ass thinking
he had us scared.
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[Chuckles] The nerve. Heh.
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Mike: Did he say that?
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Bill: What?
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Mike: Bruh,
you were scared as shit.
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Bill: No the hell I wasn't.
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Tom: Well, uh, your brave face
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sure looks a hell of a lot
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like your scared face, though.
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Bill: No--what you saw there
was my game face.
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Mike: That--that was
your game face?
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Bill: Really?
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Mike: I'm just saying.
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Tom: I didn't--
I didn't see that.
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Mike: I didn't see that.
Tom: No.
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Mike: Not at all.
Bill: Yo, yo, what's up, man?
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You really--you gonna
get on me right now?
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[Tom chuckles]
Mike: I just call it
how I see it.
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Bill: You ain't see it
good enough.
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Mike: Well, the smell of piss...
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Bill: No, no, no, no.
Don't come at me like that, OK?
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Nobody pissed, man.
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See, that was a fart, see?
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I get--I get gassy
when I get nervous.
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That's what that was.
Mike: So, you about
to shit yourself.
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Bill: I wasn't about--
Tom: It's a medical condition.
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Mike: Yeah. Look at that.
Bill: Really?
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Tom: It's called bitchabulitis.
Yeah.
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Bill: Thank you, doc.
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[Phone ringing]
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Mike: Oh, damn.
[Ringing]
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Tom: Is that him?
Mike: Hell yeah.
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Tom: Wow.
He wasted no time.
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Mike: I told you he's
a little bitch.
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[Ringing]
Tom: You didn't just tell me.
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You told him to his face.
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Bill: We all did.
We told him he a bitch...
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Mike: No, two out of the 3 of us
called him a bitch.
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You ain't call him a bitch.
Bill: My voice cracked
a little bit
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but I called it.
Said it.
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Mike: All right.
[Ringing]
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Bill: You gonna answer it?
Mike: No.
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Bill: Why not?
[Phone beeps]
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Mike: Let him sweat
a little bit.
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Bill: Ooh, mm-mm.
Don't know about that one.
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Come on, man.
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Mike: I know how to negotiate.
Let me...
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Tom: No, listen.
I know you know
how to negotiate,
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but dude, I just want to
put this behind us, please.
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Mike: I get it.
I understand.
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I got this, all right?
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Tom: OK. All right.
I got you.
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Mike: All right, yo,
he left a voicemail.
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Leon on phone: Bring the money
here tomorrow,
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plus 10% interest.
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Mike: That's not gonna happen.
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Tom: OK.
So, what are we gonna do?
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Mike: We gonna give that nigga
exactly what he gave John.
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Tom: OK.
Sounds like a plan to me.
[Chuckles]
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Bill: Hey, yo, Mike,
when you say "we"
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gonna give him the money,
what do you mean by that?
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I need some clarity back here.
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Tom: This dude.
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Bill: Yo, I'm just saying.
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We don't all need to go, right?
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Three's a crowd?
That's what they say?
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Mike: You ain't scared.
That's not fear.
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Bill: Yo, if something
happens to y'all,
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who's gonna tell Sharpton? Hmm?
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[Tom sniffs]
You smell that?
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Mike: It smell like bitch.
Tom: Yeah.
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Bill: Ain't nobody smell it--no.
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Smells like smarts, OK?
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Alice: You missed a spot.
Put your back in.
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[Laura sighs] Damn!
Alice: What?
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Laura: This is hard work.
Alice: Girl, please.
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Laura: What?
Alice: Do you know what
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I had to do to make a living?
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Laura: OK,
I really don't want to know.
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Alice: I worked 7 jobs
when I was raising John.
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Laura: Ms. Alice...
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Alice: What?
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Laura: How is that possible?
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Alice: It is!
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You young girls don't know shit.
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I made a dollar out of 15 cent
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my entire motherfuckin' life,
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and this boy gonna turn on me.
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Laura: Ms. Alice.
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Alice: What?
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Laura: He just opened
another place.
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Alice: Hell, you don't know
what's going on.
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Laura: No, I don't.
Tell me.
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Alice: I'm not telling you
nothing with your nosey ass.
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Laura: Nosey?
I am not nosey.
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Alice: Girl, please.
No, I'm not.
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Laura: I'm not nosey.
Just tell me.
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OK, you know what?
It's whatever. It's OK.
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Alice: You probably
already know.
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Laura: What?
About the drug money?
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Alice: How the hell
you know that?
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Laura: These streets be talking.
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Alice: What are they saying?
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Laura: They say that
he got the money from Leon.
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Alice: Oh, it's horrible!
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Laura: Oh, my God--Ms. Alice.
[Laughs]
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Alice: My life is ruined!
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[Laura laughs]
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Alice: What the hell
you laughing at?
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Laura: You are so dramatic!
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Alice: No, girl.
It's horrible.
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Laura: OK, OK,
I know it is, I know it is,
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but hey, John is
a smart dude, right?
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He's smart.
He will figure it out.
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Alice: What'd you say?
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Laura: He's gonna
figure it out.
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Alice: No, the other part.
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Laura: He's a smart dude?
[Alice laughs]
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Oh, girl, get out of here
with that bullshit.
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Laura: He is.
[Alice laughs]
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His ass ain't never been smart.
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I took him to kindergarten.
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He took 3 hours to put
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a round peg in a round hole.
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Laura: Ms. Alice...
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Alice: What? I kept
trying to tell him.
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It's the square one,
motherfucker.
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Laura: Oh. OK.
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Alice: But damn,
he just didn't get it.
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Laura: Right. Mm.
Yeah, he not the smart one.
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Alice: No. You say something?
Laura: Oh? No. Huh?
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Alice: Mm.
Laura: Oh, no.
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You feel that?
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Alice: I heard you, heifer.
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[Bell on door rings]
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Tom: Hey.
Alice: Tom.
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Mike. Bill.
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Bill: Good to see you.
Tom: How you doing?
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We needed to talk to you.
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Alice: What is it?
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What did he do now?
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Did they kill him?
Is he dead?
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[Screaming indistinctly]
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[Bell on door rings]
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Laura: She's always
about the drama!
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[Screaming continues]
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Bill: Who?
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00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,034
What the hell?
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Tom: Hey, go get her, man.
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Bill: Who, me?
Tom: Yeah.
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Mike: You're the track star.
Bill: No, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Laura: You better be careful.
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00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:17,551
Bill: Why?
Laura: She got heavy hands.
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Bill: Damn.
Tom: Go on, man.
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Bill: She halfway up
the block already.
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Tom: Hop up on your
good foot. Go!
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Bill: You know,
this is some bullshit.
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Ms. Alice!
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Woman: Hi.
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John: Hey.
We not open.
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Woman: Oh, I'm Charlie.
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John: The contractor?
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Charlie: Yeah.
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I know.
You thought I was a man.
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John: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Charlie.
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Charlie: It's OK.
I get it all the time.
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John: You look familiar.
314
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Charlie: I flipped it.
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John: Ah, that is you!
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How you doing?
I'm John.
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00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:16,758
Charlie: Hi.
Hi, John.
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00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,586
John: Pleasure to meet you.
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00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:22,482
Charlie: This place
is beautiful.
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John: Think so?
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Charlie: When did you buy it?
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John: Um, recently.
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Charlie: Huh. Wow.
This is awesome.
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John: Thank you.
325
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Charlie: This is on the
National Historic Registry.
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John: The what?
Charlie: The National
Historic Registry.
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John: Oh, OK, wow.
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Sounds like something
really is special, huh?
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00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:45,620
Charlie: Yeah, well, that's
a good and a bad thing.
330
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Laura: Hi.
331
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Mike: Hi.
332
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Laura: What's your name?
333
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Mike: I'm Mike.
334
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Laura: Have we met before?
335
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,758
Mike: Every time
that I come in here.
336
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,896
Laura: Oh.
OK, OK, well,
337
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:12,551
you know, how you doing?
How you been?
338
00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,517
Mike: Laura.
You flirt with me
339
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every time you see me.
340
00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:17,620
Laura: Well, I mean,
I'm just trying to see
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if I can get my chance.
342
00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:21,206
Mike: What do you mean
get your chance?
343
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:24,586
Laura: Man, I heard
about you, big boy.
344
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:28,103
[Laughs]
345
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,586
Mike: You did, huh?
Laura: Uh-huh. [Laughs]
346
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,275
You know, I got skills, too.
347
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,310
Mike: How you hear about me?
348
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:40,344
Laura: Pamela.
[Giggles softly]
349
00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:41,827
Mike: You know Pamela?
350
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:44,034
Laura: Yeah, we go
to the same wax lady.
351
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:47,000
Mike: What'd she say?
352
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,586
Laura: You know what?
I always do this.
353
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:51,103
Always just start
running my mouth.
354
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,827
Mike: Hey, no, no,
hey, no, speak--speak now.
355
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,034
Laura: Ooh.
A little more forceful.
356
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:58,379
Say it again.
Choke me. Choke me...
357
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:01,344
Mike: Yo, girl, chill! Relax.
358
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:05,344
Laura: OK. OK.
She said
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00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:07,482
that you're a womanizer
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00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,068
and that you loved yourself
361
00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:12,206
and that you loved sex.
362
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:15,931
Mike: So, she been
talking about me?
363
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:19,655
Laura: Mm-hmm.
All in these streets.
364
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:20,931
Mike: OK.
365
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,965
Laura: So, you know,
366
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,758
when are we gonna go out?
367
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:32,413
Mike: Heh. Laura, look.
You're super sweet and...
368
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:33,827
Laura: OK.
All right, yeah.
369
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,275
I get it, I get it.
You got
370
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:37,689
too many stallions
running around. OK.
371
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:39,896
Mike: What?
Laura: OK, I get it.
372
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:42,068
But hey, I got
strong knees, too,
373
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,137
and if you ever want
to hit me up,
374
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,103
just call me. OK?
375
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,862
Excuse me.
376
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:54,448
Tom: What was that about?
377
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,482
Mike: Fuckin' Pamela.
378
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,000
Tom: What?
379
00:14:58,137 --> 00:15:00,689
Mike: She's out here
telling all my business.
380
00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:03,172
She take out a damn ad, bro?
381
00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,137
I'm gonna sue her.
Tom: OK...
382
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,068
Mike: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Tom: Take it easy. Calm down.
383
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,862
Mike: You wait till we leave
here. I'm gonna call her ass up.
384
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,758
It's all good.
Bill: Ms. Alice!
385
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:18,448
[Alice yelps, groans]
386
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,931
Mike: Oh, no.
387
00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:21,931
Tom: Get her a chair.
There you go.
388
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:24,482
Have a seat, have a seat.
Let's check your pulse.
389
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:27,413
[Alice groaning]
390
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,862
Tom: Ms. Alice, you OK?
391
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,827
Bill: Yo, this old lady
fast as hell.
392
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,448
Mike: Did you tell her?
Bill: No. Every time
393
00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:40,103
I tried to say something,
she kept screaming.
394
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:43,275
Alice: My baby!
Oh, my baby!
395
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:46,551
Tom: Ms. Alice, breathe.
Can you hear me?
396
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:49,793
OK. He's not dead.
397
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,758
Alice: What?
398
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,586
Tom: John is not dead.
399
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,931
Alice: What the hell
y'all come in here like this?
400
00:15:58,068 --> 00:16:00,379
Mike: We just wanted
to tell you what we did.
401
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,965
Alice: Did you kill him?
402
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:04,000
Bill: Ms. Alice.
403
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,068
Alice: Well, before y'all
404
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,103
do something like that,
405
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:07,620
let an old woman know
406
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,034
so she can up her insurance.
407
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:13,551
Bill: This is hopeless.
Tom: Yeah.
408
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:15,379
Bill: You see how quick she
switched up, though, right?
409
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,310
Tom: Ever since we've known her,
she's been like that.
410
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:18,827
Bill: Yeah. There's gotta be
some kind of
411
00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:20,241
medication to treat that.
412
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,620
Alice: They call that weed.
413
00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:24,103
Bill: Yeah.
That'll do it.
414
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:25,965
And whatever else you took
415
00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:28,000
to get you to run
so damn fast.
416
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,586
Alice: What's going on?
417
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,448
Mike: You want to tell her?
418
00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:40,448
Tom: Mike...
419
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:45,172
Mike: Um, we went
and talked to Leon
420
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,034
and told him we'd
give the money back.
421
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,586
Alice: What money?
422
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,137
Mike: The 500,000.
423
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,551
Alice: Y'all got
that kind of money?
424
00:16:54,689 --> 00:16:57,413
Mike: Between the 3 of us,
yes, ma'am, we do.
425
00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:58,517
Alice: Damn.
426
00:16:58,655 --> 00:16:59,931
Tom: What?
427
00:17:00,068 --> 00:17:01,689
Alice: Shit.
428
00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:06,103
Cute, young, rich. Mm.
429
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,206
If I was 3 years younger.
430
00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:09,689
Bill: 3?
431
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,068
Alice: Yeah, that was before
my hip replacement.
432
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,724
Did you know you're not supposed
to open your legs
433
00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,137
a certain kind of way?
434
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:19,793
Bill: Oh, good.
That's good to know.
435
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:23,137
Thank--thank God for modern
medicine, right, Tom? Right?
436
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,689
Tom: I'm not sure
that's true, but OK.
437
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,206
Alice: Yeah, but I can
still work it out.
438
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,172
Tom: Can we talk about John?
439
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,827
Alice: Oh, OK, OK, I'm sorry.
440
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:34,172
Mike: I talked to Leon
441
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,965
and I told him
to take the money.
442
00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:37,551
Alice: He's gonna take it?
443
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:38,689
Mike: Yes.
444
00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:39,724
Alice: Really?
445
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,000
Mike: Yes, ma'am.
446
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:42,896
Alice: Just like that?
447
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,655
Mike: Yeah.
448
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,275
Bill: I mean, you know,
449
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,724
I had to get a little rough
with him, you know,
450
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,586
ahem, but, you know,
451
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,344
he got the message, right?
452
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:54,931
Mike: [Softly] Yeah, right.
Tom: Yeah, no.
453
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,448
Alice: Shit.
Tom: What?
454
00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:58,000
Alice: I almost believed you
when you said
455
00:17:58,137 --> 00:17:59,551
you was gonna
give him the money.
456
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:02,103
But, uh, that lie
that Bill just told...
457
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,551
Bill: It's not a lie.
It's the truth.
458
00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:06,103
All facts. Promise.
459
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,482
Alice: Well, you can't
keep up with me,
460
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,310
and I got a bad knee
and a new hip.
461
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:11,517
How the hell you say that?
462
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,000
Bill: Got a cramp.
463
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:15,275
Mike: Look, he's gonna
take the money.
464
00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:17,241
Alice: I appreciate that.
465
00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:19,241
But how is that
gonna help John?
466
00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:23,344
Mike: Ms. Alice...
467
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,344
Alice: Y'all been
bailing him out since college.
468
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:28,172
He gotta stand on his feet
at some point.
469
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:31,241
Tom: No, Ms. Alice,
we want to do this.
470
00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:33,103
Mike: It's no problem.
It really isn't.
471
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:35,931
Alice: No, I want him
to take the money back
472
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:38,206
and walk away from it
on his own.
473
00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:42,724
Tom: That's probably
not gonna happen.
474
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,586
Alice: And why not?
475
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,793
Tom: This is OK.
Trust me.
476
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,344
Mike: It--it's fine.
477
00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:51,448
Alice: I don't like it.
Mike: Ms. Alice.
478
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:52,655
Alice: But if y'all want to...
479
00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:54,206
Mike: We do.
480
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,275
We do, right?
[Tom and Mike talking at once]
481
00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:58,068
Mike: We do.
Bill: Mm-hmm.
482
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,655
Alice: Uh-huh.
Well, I gotta see him first
483
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:02,758
so I can tell him how.
484
00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,896
Tom: OK, so, we, um...
485
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,517
we actually don't
want him to know.
486
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:09,241
Alice: Oh, no, no, no.
That nigga gonna know.
487
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:12,241
Tom: Heh. We have to insist
488
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:15,310
that he not know we're
in this one. Just...
489
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:16,862
Alice: But y'all been
so good to him.
490
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,310
Mike: No, he's been good to us.
Yeah. Right?
491
00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,931
Bill: That's true.
Alice: How the fuck he gonna
be good to you?
492
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:23,827
When all he do is borrow money?
493
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:28,551
Mike: Ms. Alice...
it's tough to explain.
494
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,689
Alice: No, y'all
been there for him.
495
00:19:30,827 --> 00:19:33,344
You know, helping him
with his tests.
496
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,482
Oh, and helping him
with that trouble
497
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,241
when he got in
with that white girl.
498
00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:41,689
Bill: Well...not exact--
that's kind of...
499
00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,068
Alice: I was so damn mad.
500
00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:45,241
I'm still paying
on them student loans,
501
00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:47,206
and he got kicked out of school.
502
00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:49,137
Tom: This is for the best.
503
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,689
It really is.
504
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:52,689
Alice: I'm telling.
And I'm telling him
505
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,620
because he could've
been a better son.
506
00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,517
I'm not letting y'all
rescue him again.
507
00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:03,517
I'm calling him up.
508
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:07,068
Tom: Uh, no, no,
no, you're not.
509
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,655
Alice: Boy, don't be
grabbing my phone.
510
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:10,689
You gonna hurt yourself.
511
00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:12,344
Mike: Hey. Ms. Alice,
512
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:13,793
we don't want him to know.
513
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,068
Alice: Thank you,
but I don't care.
514
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:19,103
Mike: OK. Ms., Ms. Alice,
515
00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:21,103
I want to tell you something.
516
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,517
Alice: OK.
517
00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:26,103
[Mike clears throat]
518
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:30,034
The reason that John
got in trouble in college
519
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,689
is because of me.
520
00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:37,034
I got that girl drunk.
521
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,172
Alice: What?
Mike: Yeah,
522
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:41,103
and he took the fall for it.
523
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,172
Alice: No! My baby?
524
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,965
[Screaming indistinctly]
525
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:47,448
[Bell on door rings]
526
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,689
[Screaming continues]
527
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:01,275
Bill: Yo, it's your turn
to get her.
528
00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:03,379
Mike: [Indistinct].
I ain't chasing her.
529
00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:05,379
Bill: It's you.
Come on back.
530
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:11,068
[Alice screaming indistinctly]
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