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Narrator: Previously on "Bruh"...

John came in and got you out of there.

He got kicked out of school for that.

He took the blame, and his life has been

fucked up ever since because of it.

Pamela: I'll call you after I'm done here.

- You can lose my number. - Heh. OK.

[Clatter]

- You came on to me. - We both were drunk.

I'm gonna go to talk to the chief of staff.

Did you put him up to this?

Mike: You know what? Bye, Regina.

I'm gonna get him out of this shit.

I don't care what it costs me,

and I just hope that you two are man enough

to come down there, too.

Mike: We need to talk to you.

John: Man, I'm good, y'all.

Bill: Yo. Come on. Don't be like that.

John: I'm good.

Bill: We know you're upset with us, but come on.

We the bruhs.

Fellas, really, I'm fine.

- You sure? - Yes. Didn't I just say

I was fine?

I'm fine.

All right. Well, it don't look like it.

Man, between you and my mama, man,

y'all don't--y'all got to stop coming up here.

- Bruh, here. - What is this?

It's my share of the money.

Heh. Mike, I don't need that, man.

- Take it. - Mike, that boat--

Please take it.

Mike, that boat sailed a long time ago, bro, OK?

I used the money to buy this place.

It's already done.

Yo. We don't think you should be using the money for that.

I don't give a fuck what you think

I should be doing, man.

It ain't your decision to make.

OK. All right. So that's how we gonna be today?

What you mean, that's how we're gonna be?

Y'all the main two told me I need to stand

on my own two feet, right?

Ain't that what you said, and that's what I'm doing.

Mike: Look, look, look. I know what you did for me.

What are you talking about?

You took the fall, right?

Who told you that?

Tom: I did.

Bill: Fuck, man.

- Tss. - You never said nothing, right?

Why would I say something, Mike?

- It's me. You know how we are. - Exactly. It's you because

you wouldn't have said nothing, you wouldn't have took the fall.

Mike: OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

Exactly because your arrogant ass.

You stuck up, you selfish, you all about you.

Mike: John, John. John: No. Let me finish, OK?

I wish I wouldn't have taken the fall, OK,

but I thought I was doing the right thing.

That's what you do for your boy, right?

Come to find out, you, you, or you

would have never did that shit for me, man,

so are we brothers for real, huh?

Tom: Yes, man, we are.

No, we ain't, Tom.

It ain't about the money, man.

It ain't about the money at all.

That just opened my eyes to see that I was being

a damn fool the whole time.

Tom: No, you're not a fool, man.

Well, what am I?

I done gave all my shit up for this dude.

What am I, Tom?

You're a good dude, man.

I'm a good dude? Look where that's gotten me. Huh?

We all love you like our brother, man.

That's what it should say.

"We love you like a brother.

We love you like a brother."

What the fuck that mean, bro?

That ain't got nothing to do--

man, I'm in business with my mama.

I live with my mama, and I got 3--

all 3 of y'all looking at me like I'm some damn basket case!

I'm good with that, bro, so I made the call.

I did what I had to do, bro.

Get the fuck out, man! I'm done talking. Leave!

Get the fuck out and leave right now, man!

- Bruh, come on. - Leave!

- Let me just tell John-- - Mike!

- I need to talk to you. - Ain't no talking.

I said, I need to talk to you, bro.

Get the fuck out, Mike.

Get the fuck out. Leave, man.

Bill: You know what? Whatever, man.

- This is some bullshit, J. - Yeah, OK.

Tom: OK. John: Get the fuck out

of my place, man.

Bill: This is bullshit. Yo. Tom: Mike, let's go.

John: Man, take that shit with you, man.

[Thud]

Y'all want to fucking help somebody now.

Got me in this fucking shit! Fuck!

Fuck, man!

Fuck! Shit!

Singer: ♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪

♪ Trying to find me a shawty and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time with the help of my homies ♪

♪ I'm going up with my bruhs ♪

♪ Yeah, going up and going up with my bruhs ♪

♪ Going up and going up with my bruhs ♪

♪ Going up, going up with my bruhs ♪

♪ Ooh, going up and ♪

♪ Going up with the bruhs ♪

Hey.

He won't take me back.

- Um, I'm so sorry about-- - Don't.

Well, I see you, um-- you still remember

where the key was at.

Yeah.

- That's good. - Is it?

Yeah, it is.

- Look. We need to talk. - I know.

I'm so angry with you for what you did.

- I was happy. - I know, baby.

Just tell me the truth.

Do you want to be with me and only me?

Yes.

Bill, is--is this you just saying this

because of Peter,

or do you really want me?

I swear, I swear I really want you.

- Why? - Because I love you.

- When? - When what?

When did you know that you loved me?

You got to promise not to get mad at me.

Just--just tell me.

When I saw that you were with him.

OK. So that's jealousy, not love.

No. No, no. I don't think it is jealousy.

You don't think?

You want me to be honest or not?

Well, that would be a nice change for you.

Yes, please.

When I saw you, I don't think

it was jealousy at all, not even a little bit.

Bill, you were avoiding me.

I--I mean, what you want?

I was--I was embarrassed.

For what?

Because of the way I treated you,

the way I ended things.

Look. I know that was such a dick move,

and it was something that--

Mike would do?

All right. Regina, listen to--

Regina: Mm-hmm. Did he tell you to do this?

Look. You already don't like the man.

So he told you to break up with me by text?

Yeah. Yeah.

And to throw all my shit in a box

and block all my calls?

- Yes. - And you listened.

No. You can't put this on Mike, all right?

I take full responsibility for that, all right?

I listened to him, but I was stupid.

Just tell me what I did for you to treat me like that.

I felt--I felt pressured to marry you,

and I just wasn't ready.

You weren't ready, or you didn't want to?

Is there a difference?

There's a difference, trust me.

Just think about it.

I wasn't ready, and I didn't want to.

I have the answers I need.

What--what--what is that supposed to mean?

It means I know exactly who you are, Bill.

What are you talking about, baby?

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

I'm sure you know that saying, right?

I swear I'm not trying to fool you.

Yeah, OK. Heh.

No, no, listen.

Don't go, OK? Just listen, OK?

I was scared and confused, all right?

You remember that night we went to go see

that, uh, movie with the clown in it?

- Yeah. - What do you remember about me?

You were an asshole, and then the next day,

you were super distant.

Yes.

And I kept asking you over and over

what was wrong, and you didn't know.

No. No. Remember, I got mad,

and I started a fight.

Yes.

See, I was mad at myself

for falling in love with you.

No. I'm serious. I didn't want to feel that.

I wasn't ready, and...honestly,

you just snuck up on me.

So you dumped me instead of just telling me that?

I--I was just--I--

You were what?

I was hoping that...you would move on

and just let me get all of this shit out of my system,

but I didn't expect you to go off and get married.

I mean, I didn't want that.

Bill, do you even hear how selfish that is?

This is--this is me being honest

and just letting you know what happened.

Yeah, OK.

OK what? Where you going?

I'm not doing this.

OK, but just so you know, I mean it.

I do love you.

Look. Peter and I have decided to seek therapy

before we get married.

Wow.

So...after all of that,

you just came here to tell me that?

Yeah.

OK.

Regina: OK.

Wait. Wait, wait.

So what, is this really it?

Bill, you've had your fair share of chances.

So I tell you the truth,

I pour my heart out, and this is it, this is it?

Mike: Oh.

Pamela: Hey. I'll be out of here in 5 minutes.

Mike: No. No, no, no, no, no.

Glad you're here. Look at this place.

Pamela: Yeah. It looks pretty good, huh?

Mike: Hell, yeah.

Oh, you killed it.

Look at the books and the pit bull and the...

Pamela: Yeah.

Mike: Whoa. This is--

Pamela: And an actual bed.

Mike: An actual bed. Pamela: Exactly.

Mike: This is what $100,000 will do, huh?

Pamela: Mm-hmm.

You know, I really wanted to just see this job through

because it was kind of my idea and all of that.

Um...

but you and I are done.

- What? - Yeah.

What do you mean, we're done?

Pamela: Oh, that shit you pulled in the restaurant.

Come on, man. I was just--

Being an asshole. I mean...

we had a clear understanding, or at least I thought we did,

but it's obvious we don't.

Look, Pam, I'm clear.

So explain to me what I'm missing, then.

I didn't know that you were really seeing other people.

I told you I would be seeing other people.

Yeah, but I didn't believe that.

Why not?

I get it.

You're one of them.

[Sighs]

- One of what? - You're one of these dudes,

and I don't even know why I'm crying for you.

You're--you screw any woman you want,

and you think that women don't have that option?

Please.

- Pam. - What?

How many men are you seeing?

- Really? - Yeah, really.

How many women are you seeing?

I asked you, Pam.

You see?

[Exhales]

That is the game you want to play.

I just want to know if I need to see a doctor, that's it.

- Really? - Yes!

Sweetheart, we've never had sex without a condom.

I wouldn't do that to myself.

Well, there's other stuff that you can catch.

Yeah, there is, but I'm 100% STD-free.

Yeah? How do I know that?

Because I said so, and let's not forget

that you're the one that's always pretending

"I don't have a condom. I don't have a con"--

every single time.

I'm not pretending I don't have a condom.

It doesn't even matter.

We're not even gonna get into it like that.

You know, that's why I always have mine.

OK. You use condoms with all your dudes?

Mike, I...

So you're a whore?

- OK. - You know, you letting

all these nasty-ass dudes running through you.

Pamela: No. I'm gonna go. What are you doing?

I'm not doing that!

No. You--you think sleeping with 17 women

in one month makes you a man.

What are you talking about, 17 women in one month?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Like, you're really--you're standing there,

and you're looking at me like I'm stupid.

I'm not stupid! Every time you didn't call me,

I knew what you were doing.

I could just go to your page

and literally just see who you were liking,

and I knew.

Like, grow up.

You need to grow up and stop being such a whore.

- OK. - Where you going?

[Pamela sighs, sniffles]

Move. Move out of my way.

Move.

You know what? Go ahead.

I don't give a shit about you anyway.

I'm done with you. Go.

[Pamela sighs]

Yo! Leave, man!

What are you still doing here? Go!

Since you want to leave, go ahead.

So us not talking, that's gonna be easy for you?

It's fine.

All right. It will be for me, too, then.

Mike: All right. Cool.

Pamela: You're welcome, by the way.

Mike: Mm-hmm. Appreciate it.

Fuck you, Mike! Fu--fuck you.

Mike: Cool.

[Pamela sniffles]

Singer: ♪ All my mistakes ♪

♪ All my mistakes, whoa ♪

Valerie: Tom, I need to talk to you.

Will you just leave me alone?

You really hurt me.

What did I even do to you?

[Scoffs]

What you did.

Valerie, you need to let this go, OK, please.

No. No. I am going to the chief of staff.

OK. Well, good because I plan to do the same thing on Monday.

Why would you go?

Because you're harassing me.

You sexually harassed me.

OK. OK. Whatever.

No. Tom, you will be fired.

- What do you want? - What do you mean?

I mean, you're doing all this,

so you must want something.

What is it, and please--please

for the love of God, do not say it's me

because you'll never have me ever.

Yeah. You think you're so cute.

No. You do.

No. You think--you think that all the ladies

around here, that they want you.

You realize all you're doing is telling me

what you're thinking right now.

Yeah. You should have gotten that transfer

so I didn't have to look at you.

Yeah, and you should have gotten that transfer

to the mental institution.

I am not crazy.

Well, I'm not a psychiatrist,

but...you're exhibiting all the behavior, yeah.

It has been my mission to get even with you.

OK. Fine.

And I have.

Good. Awesome. Are we done?

Valerie: Uh-uh.

You are gonna regret the day you

ever laid eyes on me.

Well, I already do, so congrats.

OK.

Are we done?

- No. - OK. Fine.

If you're not done, I'll leave.

Move away from the door.

I'm not talking to you.

Valerie, move away from the door.

I hate you, Tom!

I am not crazy!

I'm not crazy. I am not crazy.

I am...not crazy.

I'm not crazy.

I hate you, Tom. I hate you.

What the fuck?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Busy day out there? - Not for you.

- Excuse me? - I need to talk to you.

- OK. - My office.

OK.

OK. So what's this about?

Well, she made some pretty strong allegations.

OK. Here's the deal.

We all got drunk at the holiday party,

including you.

Tell your story without me.

We all--we both got drunk at the holiday party,

and we made out.

Did you have sex?

- Yes. - Go on.

And honestly, she's been at me ever since.

She won't leave me alone.

You think you're something, don't you,

that you can break these young girls' hearts

with your handsome face and your chiseled body?

I don't think that at all.

And now this one's mad, and you think

you can come in here and lie to me.

I'm not lying.

That's the problem with you cute ones.

You can always get away with things,

but not this time.

- Chief? - You're not getting away

with shit.

When I'm done with you, your career is over.

I really haven't done anything at all.

How about him?

What?

Johnathan Nelson Watts.

You were in college together.

He was accused of attacking the dean's daughter.

First of all, that's not how it happened at all.

Chief: So everybody lies on you.

OK. I don't know where you got all this information

or why you're trying to correlate the two

of these incidents,

but I have done nothing to that woman, nothing.

Chief: OK. Well, the board has voted to suspend you

upon further review.

I'm not accepting that.

Well, it's too late.

I didn't do anything to that girl.

You said you had sex with her.

- It was consensual. - That's not what she said.

This seems very personal.

Ha! You flatter yourself.

Fine. I'm not taking this suspension at all.

- OK. - You'll hear from my lawyer.

- I look forward to it. - OK.

Even though I didn't do anything.

This--this is great. Thanks--thanks, Chief.