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John: I bought the place.
I'm in business now.
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Narrator: Previously
on "Bruh"...
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Tom: I know you got
that money from Leon.
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John: It's done already,
all right?
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Bill: Bruh, you sleep
with women for sport.
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One day,
a woman's gonna come along
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and she's gonna
make you fall for her.
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Tom: Take this money now.
I'ma talk to the bruhs.
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John: Do you think I asked
y'all for that money
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because I felt like y'all
owed me something?
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Mike: I'm just trying to figure
out why men never commit.
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Bill: You never
thought about it?
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Mike: No.
John: I understand you feel bad,
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but what's done is done.
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Bill: All the women
you been with?
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Not one of them.
Mike: No.
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'Cause there she is with that
dude in the booth over there.
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[Chuckles]
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Mike: Do you see who that is?
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Do you see who that is?
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Bill: Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
Uh-hmm.
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Nope.
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Mike: Yo, old boy
playing for the...
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Bill: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And he just signed
a contract for 39 mil.
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Mike: Thank you for that
useless information right now.
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Bill: Yeah.
Hey, I'm just saying.
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Thought you'd
wanna know, bruh.
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Mike: I'm gonna go
talk to her.
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Bill: No.
No, no, no, no.
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Bruh.
[Laughs]
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What, man?
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Mike: She really
with this dude.
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Bill: Yeah.
It look like it.
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Hmm.
Yo, why does it matter?
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Huh?
You don't care, remember?
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Mike: Bill, shut the fuck up.
[Bill chuckles]
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Oh, look like
somebody getting mad.
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Mike: I'm not getting mad.
You're just pissing me off.
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Bill: Uh-hmm.
Oh, you're not?
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Then why you holding
that glass like that?
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Mike: I'm not holding
my glass like nothing.
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[Bill laughs]
Mike: It's my drink.
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Bill: Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Sip her up--damn.
[Inhales sharply]
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[Laughs]
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Oh, this is--this
is--this isn't good.
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What you doing?
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Mike: I'ma go talk to her.
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Bill: Yo, no, no, no.
Old boy is huge, man, relax.
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Mike: No. If she
fucking with dudes like that,
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I can't be fucking with her.
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Bill: Dudes like what?
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Mike: Ball players, bro.
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They be running up
and through these girls, man.
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[Bill chuckles] Okay.
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And you never have?
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Mike: What?
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Bill: Bruh, your roster
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reads like a whodunit.
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Mike: And?
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Bill: Oh, you know what?
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Yeah. I--I can't with you.
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Mike: What?
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It's different.
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Bill: How the hell
is that different?
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Mike: I'm a dude.
It's different for dudes.
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[Bill laughs]
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I can't with you.
No mas.
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Mike: What?
Bill: No more.
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[Sighs]
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Mike: You know, I'ma
go talk to her.
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Bill: No, no.
Hey, don't go over there
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and get your feelings
hurt, bruh.
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Mike: That would
be you, soft ass.
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Bill: Okay. Watch.
When he beats your ass,
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I'ma be right here.
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Mike: Bro, when have
you ever helped me?
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You ain't moved when we were
in that fight
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with the three dudes
in the dorm.
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Bill: Yo, first of all,
that was a long time ago,
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that was before I was
hitting the weights,
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and I was probably sick and yo,
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you slept with, like,
two of they sisters.
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Mike: Had a fat ass.
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Bill: Yeah, they had
a fat ass, yeah.
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And they beat your ass.
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Mike: I didn't get my ass beat.
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I'm going...
Bill: Yeah, yeah.
Okay, Okay.
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Hey, don't do it.
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Mike: Yeah, I'm going.
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Singer: ♪ Navigating through
this dating life ♪
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♪ Trying to find me a shawty
and make her mine ♪
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♪ Now I'll find one in no time
with the help of my homies ♪
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♪ I'm going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Yeah, going up,
going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going up, going up
with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Going up,
going up with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Ooh, going up ♪
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♪ Going up with the bruhs ♪
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Bill: Damn.
He really going over there?
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Mike: Pam.
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Pamela: Hi.
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Mike: What's up?
What you doing here?
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Pamela: Just grabbing
some food with a friend.
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Mike: Okay.
All right.
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Pamela: Is something wrong?
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Mike: You gonna introduce me?
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Pamela: Uh, why?
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Mike: What do you mean why?
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Pamela: Am I
missing something?
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Uh, I'm so sorry.
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Mike: Yeah.
I think we should talk.
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Pamela: Okay.
I'll call you
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after I'm done here.
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Mike: No.
We could talk here.
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Talk in front of
your boy, right? Right?
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Pamela: What is
wrong with you?
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Mike: I just wanna
know what's going on.
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[Orlando sighs]
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Pamela: Okay.
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I'm sorry, Orlando, I--I don't
know what this is all about.
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Orlando: Yo, kid,
why don't you bounce, man?
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Mike: What did you say?
Orlando: You heard me.
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Pamela: No.
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Orlando: Hmm.
Mike: You know what?
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Orlando: What's up?
Pamela: Mike.
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Mike: You can lose my number.
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[Pamela chuckles]
Okay. Bye.
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Mike: Okay.
[Chuckles]
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[Liquid splashes,
glass clatters]
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Pamela: What is
wrong with you?
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[Orlando sighs]
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Bill: What?
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Mike: What's up?
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[Bill chuckles]
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Mike.
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So, uh, that didn't look
like it went too well.
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Mike: No.
She didn't even introduce me.
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Bill: Yeah. Well?
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Mike: Yeah, what the hell?
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Bill: Bruh, you know what?
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[Chuckles]
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Yo, you're so damn
confusing, bruh.
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Hey, can I get
a couple more, please?
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Mike: How--how am I confusing?
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Bill: First,
you don't want her.
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You treat her like
a extra biscuit
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or a used condom.
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And then you get mad
because--because of that?
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Come on, man.
I can't with you.
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Wow.
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Mike: I should go over
there and trip his big ass.
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Bill: Uh-hmm.
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And what, go to jail?
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Mike: So?
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Bill: Yo, he just signed
a $39 million contract.
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You don't think you're
gonna get sued?
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Mike: It'd be worth it.
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All of that would be
worth it to kick his ass.
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Bill: No,
that's a big-ass dude.
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You're gonna get stomped.
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Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
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Mike: I can't believe--
I can't believe
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she with somebody
like that, bro.
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Can we get our drink, please?
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[Bill chuckles]
Oh, yeah.
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Somebody get this boy a drink.
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Yo, I can't with you
no more, man.
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No more.
Mike: What?
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Bill: See?
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All this time,
you've been talking shit
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about me and Regina,
when you sprung over Pamela,
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about to get your ass beat.
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Mike: I'm not sprung.
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Bill: Yeah.
Mike: Thank you.
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Bill: Yeah. Okay.
Slow down.
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Mike: I'm not sprung.
Bill: Uh-hmm.
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Mike: She's one of many.
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Bill: Yeah, sure.
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Mike: And if she think
that book going to work on me,
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she got another thing coming.
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Bill: Yeah, man.
What book?
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Mike: The book
you told me about,
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that chapter seven shit.
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Bill: Nuh-uh. No.
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That book didn't say
shit about dating
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a starting quarterback.
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Mm.
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Mike: She made me
feel small, yeah.
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Bill: Yeah.
Now, who's being sensitive?
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[Laughs]
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Mike: Shut up.
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Bill: Oh, I'm
enjoying this shit.
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Oh. Mm.
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Mike: For you.
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Bill: Uh-hmm.
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Yo, you know, you are
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small next to that dude.
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Probably in a lot of ways.
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I mean, I wouldn't know.
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She could tell, though.
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[Laughs]
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Mike: You want me
to hit you in the face?
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Bill: No.
Mike: Why not, bro?
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Do you want me to
hit you in the face?
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Bill: Yo, yo,
why are you so violent?
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Mike: I will hit you.
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Bill: You look like
you're about to hit that.
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[Laughs]
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Bam, bam.
[Laughs]
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Go--here you go.
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Here you go, boy.
Mike: Waiter.
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Bill: Oh, snap.
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Oh, yo, I'm just saying,
I'm just saying, all right?
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I'm just saying.
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Who's that now?
Mike: It's Tom.
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Bill: Yeah, man.
He just hit me up, too.
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Mike: Meet me
in my place at 8:00.
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Bill: I wonder
what this is about.
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Mike: I bet it's about John.
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Bill: Yeah.
All right.
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All right.
Let's wrap it up.
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Let's go.
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[Sighs] Come on.
You good?
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Mike: I'm fine.
Bill: Hey, you need to do
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some yoga or something?
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Mike: Shut the fuck up.
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Bill: I'm just saying.
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Mike: I'm good!
Isn't shit!
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Bill: Ooh. Yo.
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Singer: ♪ A cold-stone throw
from your sweet spot ♪
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♪ Your heart too cold
to love anybody else ♪
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♪ You should know I'm
not just anybody else ♪
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♪ I'm the one you call when
your plans get canceled ♪
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♪ And you wanna go phantom... ♪
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Tom: Hey.
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Alice: Did you talk to him?
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Tom: Yes.
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Alice: What did he say?
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Tom: Well, he didn't say much.
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Alice: He's so damn stubborn.
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Tom: Yes, he is.
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Alice: I don't know
where he got that from.
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Tom: Well, I have an idea.
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Alice: From where?
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Tom: Well...
Alice: Don't play with me.
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Tom: Okay.
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Alice: I don't want him to
throw his life away again.
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Tom: Ms. Alice...
Alice: No.
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Why he couldn't have
been like y'all?
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Just stay out of damn trouble.
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Tom: He's trying
to figure it out.
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Alice: Don't make no
damn excuses for him.
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Tom: I'm not.
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Alice: It looks
that way to me.
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He didn't say anything?
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Tom: He just said it's done.
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Alice: Okay.
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I need to go over there
and talk to him.
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Tom: Ms. Alice...
Alice: Watch this place.
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And fill up these
damn napkin holders.
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And run this damn place.
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Laura: You ain't got
nothing to worry about.
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Alice: And don't let this
bitch over there
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at the cash register.
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Laura: Uh, well,
damn, Ms. Alice.
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Alice: What?
Hell, you know
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your fingers
are stickier than weave glue.
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Laura: God, she is the worst.
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Tom: Well...
Laura: Hi.
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I'm Laura.
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Tom: I'm Tom.
[Laura chuckles]
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You're cute.
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Tom: Thank you.
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Laura: So this is
where you say...
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"You are, too."
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Tom: What?
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Oh, sorry,
uh, you are, too.
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Laura: So you're a doctor?
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Tom: Yeah.
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Laura: Hmm. Okay.
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Well, uh, I've been having
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this, like, ache
in my back, you know?
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Maybe you could just
take a--take a look?
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Tom: I'm actually
off duty, so.
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[Laura scoffs]
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Okay.
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[Clicks tongue]
So you're like that?
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Tom: What?
Laura: All stuck up
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and an asshole?
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Tom: Excuse me?
Laura: No, no.
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I mean, I'm trying to be
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nice to you, right?
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Have a conversation
and--and you're
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just gonna blow me off?
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Tom: I don't know what's
happening right now.
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Laura: I don't either.
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Look--look at me.
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I'm beautiful.
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And your ass
should notice me, period.
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Tom: I'm sorry.
You're right.
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You are beautiful.
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Laura: Thank you.
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You wanna take me out?
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Tom: Uh...I--I don't think so.
I'm actually married.
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Laura: Uh, that's okay.
I won't tell her.
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Tom: Well, I have
a baby on the way.
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Laura: I won't tell
the baby either.
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Tom: I--I'm good.
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And I'm sorry
about being a jerk.
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I've got a lot
on my mind right now.
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Laura: Yeah.
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We all do, but, you know,
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you can still be nice.
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Tom: Yeah, I'm--
I really am sorry.
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Laura: Yeah. Okay.
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I'm still coming through.
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Tom: Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
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Don't do that.
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John: We ain't open yet.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, we--
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Alice: I've never been
more disappointed in you.
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John: Are you sure
about that, Ma?
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Alice: No.
John: You sure was in college.
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Alice: We bringing that up?
John: You're the one
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talking about disappointments.
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Alice: Yeah, that was bad.
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John: Yeah, I know.
[Sighs]
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Alice: Had to come
and get you out of jail.
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[John scoffs]
You never let me forget it.
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00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:32,551
Alice: No, I didn't.
335
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I wanted you to be
more like your boys.
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Like--like Mike the lawyer,
Tom the doctor, Bill--
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John: Ma, I'm not them.
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I'm, uh, I'm myself.
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Alice:
No, no, no, no, you're not.
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You wanna take
drug money and open a club.
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00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,448
John: Yup.
I sure do.
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00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,379
Alice: Why are you
being so damn flip?
343
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John: Ma, why are you here?
344
00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,517
Alice: You don't think
I'll take this .22
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and bust a cap in your ass?
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And tell them
it was an accident?
347
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,965
John: Okay, Ma.
What do you want?
348
00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:04,137
Alice: You don't believe me?
349
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:05,551
John: I--I believe
you, Ma.
350
00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:07,034
This is done, okay?
351
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:08,448
Nothing you're gonna say
is gonna change it.
352
00:13:08,586 --> 00:13:09,965
Alice: I know it.
John: Okay.
353
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:11,862
Alice: But I'ma give you
something to think about.
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00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,758
John: What do you want me
to think about, Ma?
355
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,620
Alice: When all of this come
crashing down on you,
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00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:22,206
and it will, you won't have me
here to pick up the pieces.
357
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,793
John: Okay.
Thank you.
358
00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,448
Alice: What's up?
John: What?
359
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:27,068
Alice: With that
smart-ass attitude?
360
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,655
[John scoffs]
361
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:31,068
Are you gonna hit me, Ma? Hmm?
362
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:32,724
Alice: Yes, I will.
363
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:35,034
I take one of these cue balls
and fuck you up with it.
364
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:36,586
John: Okay, Ma, listen.
365
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:37,931
You can't hurt me no more
than you already have.
366
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Alice: You wanna bet?
[John sighs]
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Ma, can you leave?
368
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:43,413
I got contractors coming.
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00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:45,034
I'm trying to get
this place open.
370
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,482
Alice: Who are you gonna
have run your sandwich shop?
371
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:48,448
John: I'ma do that, too.
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Alice: Good.
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Because I quit.
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John: Okay.
That's fine, Ma.
375
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,551
Alice: You're trying to hurt me?
376
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,793
John: What? No,
I'm not trying to hurt you.
377
00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,724
Alice: Yes, you are.
John: Okay.
378
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,379
Alice: No.
John: Ma...
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00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:03,758
Alice: When I--
when I went to the doctor
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and, uh, they told me--
they said...
381
00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,172
John: That you got cancer.
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00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,689
You got cancer, don't you?
383
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:13,344
Alice: How do you know?
You a prophet?
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00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:15,620
John: Every time I do something
you don't want me to do,
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00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,137
you say you got cancer.
386
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,275
And then when I do it,
you're magically healed.
387
00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,344
"Oh, the Lord
healed me again."
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00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,827
That's you.
Alice: Oh, shit.
389
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:26,931
Okay, that's it.
I guess it is.
390
00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:28,793
John: That is it, Ma.
Alice: Okay.
391
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,517
John: Have a great day.
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00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:32,551
Alice: I'm just gonna
tell you this, baby.
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00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,655
From the bottom of my heart.
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00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:38,551
If you open this place,
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00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:42,137
I'm gonna burn
this bitch down.
396
00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:43,793
To ashes.
397
00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:48,000
Ashes!
398
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,137
I'm going to get
the gas can right now!
399
00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:57,724
A half a damn gallon.
400
00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,620
Damn gas is too high.
401
00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:01,448
[John chuckles]
402
00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,137
Alice: You done lost
your damn mind.
403
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:14,137
[Doorbell rings]
404
00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:22,275
Bill: What's up?
405
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,620
Yo, what's up?
406
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:28,827
Tom: I need to talk to you guys.
Mike: Yeah, we gathered
407
00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,965
that from the text.
408
00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:34,931
Tom: Sit down.
Mike: I'll stand.
409
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,827
Tom: Mike.
410
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:38,689
Bill: Yeah, yo, what--
411
00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,551
what's all this about, man?
412
00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,275
Tom: We need to talk about John.
413
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:47,448
Mike: Bro, what did I say?
414
00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:48,965
Tom: No, no.
You guys need
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00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:51,620
to listen to me
and talk about this.
416
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:52,758
John got that money--
417
00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:54,758
Mike: From Leon.
We know.
418
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,689
Tom: Well, it's done.
419
00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:02,448
Bill: What's up?
Oh, so he bought the place?
420
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,068
Tom: Yeah.
421
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,241
Bill: Yeah.
Good for him.
422
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,931
Mike: Okay.
423
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,310
Tom: Nothing about that
is good for him.
424
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:15,827
Bill: Yo, what is it, man?
Huh? What?
425
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,413
Tom: What's wrong with you?
426
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:25,793
Mike: Yo, Tom, Tom,
Regina just left here.
427
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,655
Tom: Wait,
you're back with her now?
428
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,862
Mike: No.
She's getting married.
429
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:32,931
Tom: What?
Bill: Yo, can we--can we just
430
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,482
talk about what this is about?
431
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,241
[Mike clears throat]
Tom: That's why you've been in
432
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:38,793
such a foul-ass mood.
433
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,689
Bill: Yo, this ain't about me.
What is it? What?
434
00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:43,620
Stop bringing up my shit.
435
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,517
Tom: We need to go
over there and talk to him.
436
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:50,758
Bill: Go where, man?
437
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:52,379
Tom: Level 28.
438
00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:54,241
Mike: Well, looks like
he's made up his mind, so.
439
00:16:56,137 --> 00:16:58,655
Bill: Yo, yo, just--just...
440
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:04,586
Tom: Hold on a second, man.
441
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,413
What is this shit?
442
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,000
No, he's done so much
to help us out
443
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:11,655
and y'all pull
this type of shit?
444
00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:15,586
Mike: Bruh, we paid him
back three times over. So?
445
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,034
Tom: Oh, you got
a lot of audacity
446
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,517
to say something like that.
447
00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:19,689
Bill: Yo, yo, Tom, chill.
448
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:21,000
Tom: No, man.
449
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,000
Bill: No, Tom.
For real.
450
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,620
Mike: Come on.
Bill: It's nothing.
451
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:26,758
Just don't worry about it.
452
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,620
Mike: Nothing?
For what?
453
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,620
Bill: It's good.
Mike: What the hell?
454
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,551
You got something to say?
Speak up.
455
00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:33,586
Bill: Tom [indistinct].
456
00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:35,137
Tom: He took the fall.
457
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:37,896
For you.
Mike: For me?
458
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,827
What are you talking about?
459
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:41,655
Tom: That night?
460
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,896
You got drunk with that girl.
461
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:45,068
Bill: Yeah, yo, Tom...
462
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:47,241
Tom: No, don't "Tom" me, man.
463
00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:48,413
Bill: Okay.
464
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:55,103
Bill: That girl said
you drugged her.
465
00:17:58,482 --> 00:17:59,827
Mike: I don't know what
you're talking about.
466
00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:02,551
Tom: Yeah.
Yeah, I know that.
467
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,655
You don't know.
468
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,793
You don't know because
he got you up out of there.
469
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:09,931
You were so damn drunk.
470
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,965
And John came in
and got you out of there.
471
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,724
He got kicked out
of school for that.
472
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,517
He took the blame.
473
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:22,965
He wasn't even there,
but she thought he was
474
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,689
because he said he was.
475
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,965
She was too drunk to remember.
476
00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:33,862
Mike: What are
you talking about?
477
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,413
[Bill sighs]
478
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:40,241
Tom: You did it.
Mike: What did I do?
479
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,551
What are you
talking about, bro?
480
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,068
Bill: [Indistinct].
Mike: No, tell me the truth.
481
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,000
What are you talking about?
482
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,862
Tom: You got drunk.
483
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,413
You both went back to the dorm.
484
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:57,137
And then later, she came
running out of there crying,
485
00:18:57,275 --> 00:19:00,862
talking about,
"I didn't wanna do anything."
486
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,655
I was too scared to do
a damn thing about it.
487
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,448
He was passed out.
488
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,586
And then John, he swooped in,
489
00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:13,482
said he gonna take the fall.
490
00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:19,103
And his life has been fucked up
ever since because of it.
491
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:28,103
So forgive me if I think
that I owe him something.
492
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:31,241
So now,
we're in a position to
493
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,068
actually do something
and help him out of
494
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,103
a fucked up situation.
495
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,172
And we're gonna turn
our backs on him?
496
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:39,931
I ain't doing it.
497
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,413
I ain't doing that.
498
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:46,172
So I'm gonna go down there
499
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,758
and I'm gonna get him
out of this shit.
500
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,000
I don't care what it costs me.
501
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:57,000
And I just hope that
you two are man enough
502
00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:58,689
to come down there, too.
503
00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:07,620
[Door opens and closes]
504
00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:10,931
[Mike clears throat]
505
00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:13,586
Bill: Hey, Mike.
506
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,379
Mike: He really did that?
507
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:19,931
Bill: Yeah, man.
508
00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:23,551
Mike: No, that's bullshit.
509
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,172
Bill: No, I was there.
510
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,034
[Mike clears throat]
511
00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:37,517
So you're telling me that
I raped that girl?
512
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:40,724
Bill: No, no, no.
She didn't say you raped her.
513
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:42,275
Nothing like that.
514
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,172
Mike: Then what the hell?
515
00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:50,620
Bill: Let me keep it
real with you, bruh.
516
00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:52,413
You got a--you got
a really bad habit
517
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,172
of going after shit
you're not supposed to have.
518
00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:58,310
Now, you knew she was
the dean's daughter.
519
00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:00,724
And John knew that
you, me, and Tom
520
00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:02,724
were all doing good in school.
521
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,517
So he took the rap for us.
522
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:07,827
Look, I...I don't know
what's going on,
523
00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:10,413
but I'ma go over there tomorrow
524
00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:12,551
and I'ma try to talk him
out of this.
525
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:18,689
So it looks like you got
a decision to make, bruh.
526
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,137
Mike: No.
527
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,896
I'm there.
528
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,379
I'm there.
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