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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,413 Narrator: This program is rated TV-MA L, 2 00:00:13,551 --> 00:00:14,758 and is intended for mature audiences. 3 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:15,827 Viewer discretion is advised. 4 00:00:15,965 --> 00:00:17,724 Regina: There is no us! 5 00:00:17,862 --> 00:00:18,965 We're over! 6 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:20,379 Narrator: Previously on "Bruh"... 7 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:22,103 Pamela: Are you catching feelings? 8 00:00:22,241 --> 00:00:23,517 Mike: Hell no. Pamela: We're just hooking up. 9 00:00:23,655 --> 00:00:24,862 Tom: Ms. Alice, what are you doing here? 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,034 Alice: I need a prescription. 11 00:00:26,172 --> 00:00:27,344 Tom: For what? Alice: Weed. 12 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:28,586 Mike: She's playing me, man. 13 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,137 What am I supposed to do? 14 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:31,724 Bill: I don't care. I ain't got time for this. 15 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:33,517 Alice: You wanna check my breast? [Tom chuckles] 16 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:36,172 John: What the hell am I doing here, man? Shit. 17 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:37,689 Bill: You know what we had. 18 00:00:37,827 --> 00:00:39,482 Regina: What we had was you breaking my heart 19 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,172 and treating me small like I didn't even matter. 20 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:42,655 Bill: Baby, all I know is that I love you. 21 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,379 Now. do you love him the way you love me? 22 00:00:49,586 --> 00:00:50,482 [Regina clears throat] 23 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,517 Bill: Shit. 24 00:00:52,655 --> 00:00:54,103 Peter: So. 25 00:00:55,793 --> 00:00:56,862 Regina: Peter... Peter: No. 26 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,379 No, no, no. Please. Go on. 27 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:02,379 Bill: Look, man, this is--all this, this is all my fault. 28 00:01:02,517 --> 00:01:03,862 Peter: I wasn't talking to you. 29 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,551 Bill: Well, I was talking to you. 30 00:01:05,689 --> 00:01:07,965 Peter: Man, look, you better get your little side piece. 31 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:10,482 Regina: Please stop, okay? 32 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:12,482 Peter: You know what? I felt bad 33 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:15,103 so I came back up here, and I'm glad, 34 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,448 I'm so glad I did. 35 00:01:17,586 --> 00:01:20,137 Regina: Peter, I don't-- I don't know what-- 36 00:01:20,275 --> 00:01:21,275 what you think this is. 37 00:01:21,413 --> 00:01:23,517 Peter: Who do you love more? 38 00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:25,068 Hmm? 39 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:26,620 Regina: Can we just talk about this at home? 40 00:01:26,758 --> 00:01:28,379 Peter: No. We cannot talk about this at home. 41 00:01:28,517 --> 00:01:31,034 We're gonna talk about this right here, right now. 42 00:01:31,172 --> 00:01:33,689 In front of--in front of this person. 43 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,068 Bill: Hey, what you mean "this person"? 44 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:43,103 Peter: Answer me. 45 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,344 Regina: I love you. 46 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:50,172 Peter: That's not the answer to the question. 47 00:01:52,689 --> 00:01:54,448 Regina: Peter, that's the answer. 48 00:01:54,586 --> 00:01:57,241 Peter: Who do you love more, Regina? 49 00:01:57,379 --> 00:01:58,448 Regina: No, I'm not. 50 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:01,586 I'm not doing this. I'm not. 51 00:02:03,275 --> 00:02:04,482 Peter: Okay. 52 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,896 I guess--[chuckles] 53 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:10,103 I guess you just answered it. 54 00:02:12,103 --> 00:02:14,068 Regina: No, Peter, don't leave. 55 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:16,448 Don't go. Peter: Yeah. Okay. 56 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:18,000 Okay. 57 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:19,689 By the way, you should probably know 58 00:02:19,827 --> 00:02:21,241 this is the same guy that was trying to 59 00:02:21,379 --> 00:02:22,310 hide from you in the sandwich shop 60 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:23,655 the other day. 61 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:25,241 Regina: What? Peter: Yeah. 62 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,241 Why don't you go ahead and tell her? 63 00:02:27,379 --> 00:02:30,206 You know, he--he--he didn't know that I knew you. 64 00:02:30,344 --> 00:02:31,620 Tell her! Bill: No. 65 00:02:31,758 --> 00:02:32,793 You need to get the hell up out of my house. 66 00:02:32,931 --> 00:02:34,103 Peter: No, big man. 67 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,724 Why don't you go ahead? Tell her. 68 00:02:35,862 --> 00:02:37,413 Bill: Man, I swear to God... Peter: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 69 00:02:37,551 --> 00:02:39,000 You know, this was the same guy that said, 70 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:40,620 "Oh, you're his crazy ex," and now all of a sudden, 71 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:42,103 this man is telling you he loves you? 72 00:02:42,241 --> 00:02:43,551 Come on! 73 00:02:43,689 --> 00:02:46,413 You wasted three whole years with this bum! 74 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:48,310 Bill: Yo, you need to get the fuck out of my house. 75 00:02:48,448 --> 00:02:50,034 Peter: Hey, man, fuck you! 76 00:02:50,172 --> 00:02:51,586 Bill: Get him up out of here. 77 00:02:51,724 --> 00:02:53,379 Peter: No. She don't need to do nothing. 78 00:02:53,517 --> 00:02:54,689 You get me up out of here. Regina: Stop. Please stop. 79 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:55,931 Bill: Keep going, boy. 80 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:57,448 Regina: Stop it. 81 00:03:00,586 --> 00:03:02,206 Peter: You know what? 82 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:05,137 You answered the question. 83 00:03:05,275 --> 00:03:06,862 Go ahead. 84 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,448 Be with him. 85 00:03:09,448 --> 00:03:12,517 Regina: Peter, don't do that. Peter: Oh, uh, and by the way, 86 00:03:12,655 --> 00:03:15,448 you should probably know that, uh, the wedding? 87 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,241 Yeah, that shit is off. 88 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,620 Regina: Wait. We can just talk about this. 89 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:20,793 Peter: No. 90 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:22,517 I'm done talking about this, okay? 91 00:03:22,655 --> 00:03:24,206 And I want you to understand that once you realize that 92 00:03:24,344 --> 00:03:26,517 this is a big hamster wheel, and this man is gonna keep 93 00:03:26,655 --> 00:03:30,551 doing the same thing over and over and over again... 94 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:36,034 I want you to realize that you lost out on a good man. 95 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:38,965 Regina: You can't be serious. Peter: Yes, I'm serious. 96 00:03:39,103 --> 00:03:41,034 You came up here and said you wanted to talk to him, 97 00:03:41,172 --> 00:03:42,655 so I let you. 98 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,586 Had I known it would have been to ruin us, 99 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,206 I would have said no. 100 00:03:46,344 --> 00:03:47,379 Bill: And she would have felt the exact 101 00:03:47,517 --> 00:03:48,862 same way, man. 102 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,655 Regina: Okay. Stop. Seriously. Shut up. 103 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:51,827 Bill: Okay. Regina: And shut up now. 104 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:52,896 Bill: Okay! 105 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:54,103 Peter: Yeah, shut up. 106 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:55,655 And shut your ass up now. 107 00:03:55,793 --> 00:03:58,310 Bill: Yo, get the fuck up out of my house, man! 108 00:03:58,448 --> 00:03:59,689 Peter: Okay. 109 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,517 Oh, uh, by the way, little cute design 110 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:07,620 you got going on over there. 111 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:09,689 Yeah, that's real cute. 112 00:04:09,827 --> 00:04:11,793 But you can forget about it. 113 00:04:11,931 --> 00:04:15,413 That bid is my father's company. 114 00:04:15,551 --> 00:04:18,000 And it ain't no other work in this town. 115 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,000 [Scoffs] 116 00:04:30,482 --> 00:04:34,034 Singer: ♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪ 117 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:38,172 ♪ Trying to find me a shawty and make her mine ♪ 118 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:44,620 ♪ Now I'll find one in no time, with the help of my homies ♪ 119 00:04:44,758 --> 00:04:47,931 ♪ I'm going up with my bruhs ♪ 120 00:04:48,068 --> 00:04:52,137 ♪ Yeah, going up, going up with my bruhs ♪ 121 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:55,034 ♪ Going up, going up with my bruhs ♪ 122 00:04:55,172 --> 00:04:59,448 ♪ Going up, going up with my bruhs ♪ 123 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:01,758 ♪ Ooh, going up ♪ 124 00:05:01,896 --> 00:05:04,655 ♪ Going up with the bruhs ♪ 125 00:05:07,241 --> 00:05:08,448 Bill: I'm--I'm so sorry. 126 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:09,655 Regina: You did that shit on purpose. 127 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:10,620 Bill: No, I swear I didn't. 128 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:11,862 Regina: Yeah, okay. 129 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,413 Bill: Hold up, where you going? 130 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:15,172 Regina: Why does it matter? 131 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:16,965 Bill: It matters. 132 00:05:17,103 --> 00:05:20,034 Regina: Bill, what are you even saying? 133 00:05:20,172 --> 00:05:22,551 Bill: I want you to stay here with me tonight. 134 00:05:27,034 --> 00:05:28,620 Regina: You don't mean that. 135 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:30,482 Bill: Yes, I do. I do. 136 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:34,724 Regina: Bill, I'm not doing another three years of this. 137 00:05:34,862 --> 00:05:36,448 Bill: Regina, it's not gonna be like that. 138 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,896 Regina: I won't. 139 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,793 I'm gonna go talk to him. 140 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:44,482 Bill: So, what, you're just gonna go marry him now? 141 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:45,896 Regina: Yes! 142 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:47,793 Bill: Why? Why? Regina: Yes, I am. 143 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,241 Because I love him! 144 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:53,931 Bill: But not like you love me. 145 00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:58,241 Regina: Exactly. 146 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:02,655 Bill: What is that supposed to mean? 147 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:04,448 Regina: That means I will never love anyone 148 00:06:04,586 --> 00:06:06,206 like I loved you, Bill. 149 00:06:06,344 --> 00:06:07,379 I won't. 150 00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:10,310 That's over and done. 151 00:06:11,482 --> 00:06:13,103 Bill: So what? 152 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:15,344 You're just giving up on me? 153 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:17,827 Regina: Just like you gave up on me. 154 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:22,448 Bill: How many times can I say it? Huh? 155 00:06:22,586 --> 00:06:24,689 I was--I was dumb, I was stupid, I was a idiot. 156 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:26,965 I was a fool. How many times do I got to say it? 157 00:06:27,103 --> 00:06:29,034 Regina: No. I was. I was. 158 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:31,896 For even bringing you up. 159 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:33,827 [Bill sighs] Come on. 160 00:06:33,965 --> 00:06:35,275 Just stay here with me. 161 00:06:35,413 --> 00:06:36,758 Come on. Stay. 162 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,275 Just--come on. 163 00:06:38,413 --> 00:06:39,758 Regina: No. 164 00:06:39,896 --> 00:06:40,793 Bill: No. Come on, I just need to--just-- 165 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:41,862 a little more time. 166 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,206 Regina: Just let me go! 167 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:44,482 Bill: I just wanna talk a little longer. 168 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,620 Come on. Mike: Yo, yo. 169 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:47,896 Let her go, bro. 170 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:49,758 That could be a Class A felony. 171 00:06:49,896 --> 00:06:52,241 Regina: And you would know. 172 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,206 Mike: What? 173 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:54,758 Regina: You would know. 174 00:06:54,896 --> 00:06:55,965 Mike: What the hell does that mean? 175 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:57,344 Bill: Yo, Regina, come on now. 176 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,241 Let's just--let's finish our conversation. 177 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,448 Regina: Oh. 178 00:07:02,586 --> 00:07:04,931 I get it. Did you put him up to this? 179 00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:06,689 Mike: Put him up to what? Regina: Yeah, you did. 180 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:10,103 Because you've always been small-minded and immature. 181 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:11,379 Mike: You know what? Bye, Regina. 182 00:07:11,517 --> 00:07:13,000 Bill: Mike, come on, man. Chill. 183 00:07:13,137 --> 00:07:14,379 Regina: Bill, don't call me again. 184 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,103 Okay? Don't. Mike: You called her? 185 00:07:16,241 --> 00:07:17,310 What you doing calling her? 186 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:19,034 Bill: Mike, not right now, man. 187 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,206 Mike: You can get any ass in this city... 188 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:22,172 Bill: Yo, come on, man. Regina! 189 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:23,724 Mike: He can get any ass in this city that he wants to! 190 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,586 Bill: Yo, Mike, shut the hell up! 191 00:07:26,586 --> 00:07:28,034 Mike: Yo, what the hell is going on, bro? 192 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:29,413 Bill: Nothing. Mike: Why is she here? 193 00:07:29,551 --> 00:07:32,034 Bill: I said nothing, man. Drop it. 194 00:07:32,172 --> 00:07:34,000 Mike: Yo, why is she here? 195 00:07:35,241 --> 00:07:36,620 Bill: It's--it's nothing, man. 196 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:38,724 Mike: And she--and she said you called her? 197 00:07:38,862 --> 00:07:40,275 Bill: Yeah, I did. 198 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,758 Mike: Why? 199 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,103 Bill: You know what? 200 00:07:43,241 --> 00:07:46,448 You wouldn't be able to get this one. 201 00:07:46,586 --> 00:07:48,655 Mike: Try me. 202 00:07:48,793 --> 00:07:49,931 Bill: Okay. 203 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:52,275 Look, man, I love her. 204 00:07:56,344 --> 00:07:58,206 Mike: Come on. Tell me the truth. 205 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,137 Bill: Man, this thing--see? 206 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:02,172 I knew you weren't getting that. Fuck. 207 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,620 Mike: You're serious? 208 00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:05,689 Bill: Yes, I'm serious. 209 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:09,172 Mike: You really love that girl? 210 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:10,413 Bill: How many times I gotta--yes, 211 00:08:10,551 --> 00:08:11,965 I love her, okay? I love her! 212 00:08:12,103 --> 00:08:13,379 Mike: Come on. Bill. 213 00:08:13,517 --> 00:08:15,241 Bill: Yo, don't "but Bill" me, man. 214 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:18,137 Mike: Uh, you dumped her, you let it go, and you've been 215 00:08:18,275 --> 00:08:20,103 out here messing around. 216 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:24,413 Bill: Look, man, I know. Okay? I know. 217 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:26,103 Mike: Yeah. So-- Bill: And I blew it, okay? 218 00:08:26,241 --> 00:08:27,931 Mike: So you're really gonna do this? 219 00:08:28,068 --> 00:08:30,344 Bill: Do what? Mike: Trying to get back with this girl. 220 00:08:30,482 --> 00:08:32,206 Bill: Man, how many times I gotta say it? 221 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,379 Yes, yes, yes. 222 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,620 Mike: Wow, dawg, that's not fair. 223 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:38,379 Bill: Look who's talking. Mike: It's not. 224 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:39,827 Bill: Look who's talking. Mike: Look who's talking? 225 00:08:39,965 --> 00:08:41,379 What you talking about? 226 00:08:41,517 --> 00:08:42,758 Bill: Bruh, you sleep with women for sport. 227 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:44,413 Mike: And? [Bill scoffs] 228 00:08:44,551 --> 00:08:45,620 And you're gonna stand up here and tell me 229 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,551 what the hell is fair? 230 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:49,931 Mike: Bruh, okay. 231 00:08:50,068 --> 00:08:51,310 You're acting like a bitch. 232 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,724 Bill: You know what? Go to hell. 233 00:08:52,862 --> 00:08:54,379 Mike: Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh. 234 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:55,379 It's the sandwich, right? She was sprinkling 235 00:08:55,517 --> 00:08:56,896 your shit in bitch, huh? 236 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:58,379 Bill: Yo, is everything a damn joke to you, bruh? 237 00:08:58,517 --> 00:08:59,931 Mike: Yes, dude. Bro, this is--look. 238 00:09:00,068 --> 00:09:02,241 She's gonna marry that pumpernickel prick, okay? 239 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:04,586 And you over here hounding her about it. 240 00:09:04,724 --> 00:09:06,965 Bill: I told her to call it off. 241 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:08,310 Mike: Why? 242 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,931 Bill: Because I wanna marry her. 243 00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:12,689 Mike: This--I'm gonna slap the shit out of you, bro. 244 00:09:12,827 --> 00:09:14,137 Bill: Why? Because I'm being honest? 245 00:09:14,275 --> 00:09:15,517 I'm being for real right now. 246 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,172 Mike: You didn't even like that girl. 247 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,793 She was just a piece of ass. 248 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:20,034 Bill: Don't--don't say that. Mike: You said that! 249 00:09:20,172 --> 00:09:22,344 Bill: Look, I know, okay? 250 00:09:22,482 --> 00:09:25,068 Look, Regina is the one, all right? 251 00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:26,862 And I think I just blew it. 252 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:30,448 Mike: Bill, you realize that if she calls this wedding off, 253 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:32,413 she's gonna expect you to marry her. 254 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:33,655 Bill: Yeah, I know that. 255 00:09:33,793 --> 00:09:35,275 Mike: Not in three years, now. 256 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:36,620 Bill: I know. 257 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,000 Mike: Okay. So that means 258 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:39,793 no more ass, bruh. 259 00:09:39,931 --> 00:09:41,586 Just hers. 260 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,172 And now you quiet. 261 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,206 Now you ain't got nothing to say. 262 00:09:47,344 --> 00:09:48,931 Bill: What, man? Yo, 263 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:51,931 you ain't never gonna understand this, okay? 264 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,655 I love that woman. 265 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,482 Mike: Bruh, monogamy is for the birds. 266 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:57,793 Bill: No, I'm telling you. 267 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,655 One day, a woman's gonna come along 268 00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,379 and she's gonna make you fall for her the way Regina 269 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,689 made me fall for her. 270 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:04,379 Mike: Nigga, Regina's gone, bro! 271 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:06,551 It's over! 272 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,862 Bill: Not if I can help it, bruh. 273 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,620 [Mike sighs] 274 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,827 I see how this gonna go. 275 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:16,655 Bill: Yeah, what, man? Mike: Now you gonna go do 276 00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:19,068 something stupid and you're gonna come back to me. 277 00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:20,793 I have to hear you talk shit. 278 00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:22,172 You'll complain. Bill: I ain't doing none of that. 279 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:23,586 I ain't doing none of that. 280 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,103 Mike: I don't want none of this, bro. 281 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:26,724 We've been down this road before. 282 00:10:26,862 --> 00:10:28,551 Bill: You know what, wait, why are you even here? 283 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:31,034 Mike: I just wanted to go get some drinks with my boy. 284 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,793 Bill: No. No. 285 00:10:32,931 --> 00:10:35,586 Mike: Look, look, look, look. Bro. 286 00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:39,000 I'm sorry, all right? 287 00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:42,551 Let's go get drinks, come back here, 288 00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:44,137 and let's talk about it, all right? 289 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,689 Bill: No, Mike, ain't no talking to you, man. 290 00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:47,310 Mike: Come on, bro. Come on, man. 291 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:48,310 We need to talk about it. 292 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,655 You can talk to me. 293 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,517 Bill: Yo, yo, you don't know love. 294 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:53,172 Mike: I don't need to know love to talk to my boy. 295 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:54,379 I could talk to my boy. 296 00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:55,379 Bill: No. You don't know love, man. 297 00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:56,655 You just know hoes, man. 298 00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:58,724 Mike: Bro, hoes is love, nigga. 299 00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,620 [Bill laughs] 300 00:11:00,758 --> 00:11:02,137 Mike: Yo, let's go get some drinks, bro. 301 00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:03,586 Bill: Yo, it's on you, though. 302 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:05,586 Mike: Fine. I got it. 303 00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,793 Bill: Thanks for making me laugh, man. 304 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,448 Mike: I got you. Walk up in here, 305 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,310 you all up in your feelings, bro. 306 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:12,551 [Bill chuckles] 307 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:14,206 Mike: Acting strange. 308 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:15,206 Bill: No, man. 309 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:16,724 Mike: I know you, nigga. 310 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:18,275 Bill: Well, I mean, yo, the drinks is on you. 311 00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:20,000 Mike: I got the drinks as long as you ain't about just 312 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,310 talking about no hoes falling in love, bro. 313 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,758 Didn't I tell you? 314 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,482 Didn't I tell you not to kiss them on the lips? 315 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,413 Something about kissing them on the lips make you feel like 316 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:28,965 you're in love, bruh? 317 00:11:29,103 --> 00:11:29,965 That ain't true. 318 00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,068 That ain't it. 319 00:11:31,206 --> 00:11:32,655 Kiss the cheeks, kiss the neck. 320 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,620 Kiss everything else. Don't kiss the lips. 321 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,448 Bruh, that's why I don't fall in love, bruh. 322 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:42,068 Ain't no hoes gonna get me, gonna kiss me on the lips. 323 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:43,344 Good night, baby. 324 00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:44,551 I run them hoes. 325 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:45,551 Hoes don't run me. 326 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:47,275 Bill: Okay. Okay. 327 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,137 Mike: You know what I'm saying? 328 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,413 Let's go for this drink. 329 00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:53,482 [Bill chuckles] All right. Shit. 330 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,931 Mike: Talking about he in love and shit. 331 00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:57,344 There ain't love with these hoes, nigga. 332 00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:59,275 Bill: [Indistinct] 333 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:01,517 still, yo-- 334 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:08,000 John: Holy shit. What am I doing here? 335 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:17,827 Tom: Bruh. 336 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,034 John: What you doing here, Tom? 337 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,862 Tom: Well, I just came by to check on you. 338 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,275 John: Okay. I'm doing good. 339 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:28,931 Tom: You sure? 340 00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:30,655 John: What does it look like, Tom? 341 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,896 Tom: It looks like you're scared, man. 342 00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:33,793 John: Why would I be scared? Hmm? 343 00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:35,344 Tom: Let's be real, man. I know you got 344 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:37,551 that money from Leon. 345 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:40,758 John: Okay. I know you know that, Tom. 346 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:42,620 Tom: But that's all bad, bro. 347 00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:43,758 John: Tom. 348 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,620 It's done already, all right? 349 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,310 Why don't you just leave, bro? 350 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,241 Just leave. 351 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:51,896 I got this. 352 00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:54,034 I paid you your money back, so we even. 353 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,275 Ain't nothing else to talk about. 354 00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:57,517 Tom: Are we? 355 00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:58,551 John: Tom, don't be bringing up 356 00:12:58,689 --> 00:12:59,862 no old memories, man. 357 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,620 Okay? Don't be bringing them up. 358 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:03,724 Tom: I'm not. John: Okay, 359 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:05,862 because I never do. 360 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,275 Tom: I know. But maybe we should. 361 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,068 John: Tom, do you think I asked y'all for that money 362 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,137 because I felt like y'all owed me something? 363 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,586 Huh? 364 00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:14,517 Okay? 365 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:15,517 You don't? Okay. 366 00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:16,586 Because I didn't. 367 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:19,034 I asked as a friend. 368 00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:19,793 Tom: No. 369 00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:22,344 John: Do you? 370 00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:23,551 Tom: Here. 371 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:25,275 John: What is this? 372 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,517 Tom: That's my money, my share of the money, 373 00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:28,655 and that's Bill's share. 374 00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:31,586 Give that money back to Leon. 375 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:32,793 John: Tom, take that. 376 00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:33,793 It's way too late for that, man. 377 00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,758 Tom: Why is it too late? 378 00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:37,793 John: Tom, I bought the place. 379 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,793 I'm in business now. 380 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,172 Tom: Okay. Take this money now, 381 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:42,931 I'mma talk to the bruhs, we'll get the rest 382 00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:44,551 of the money, we'll buy Leon out-- 383 00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:45,517 John: Tom. Tom: And then we-- 384 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,517 John: Stop. 385 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:48,965 It's already done, okay? 386 00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:50,758 You don't owe me anything. 387 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,275 I don't owe you nothing, okay? 388 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:55,068 Just leave, man. 389 00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:58,896 Tom: No. No. I'm not leaving. 390 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:00,413 [John sighs] All right. Fine, Tom. 391 00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:04,000 Don't worry about leaving. You stay, I'mma leave. 392 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,000 Tom: John. John: Tom. 393 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,551 Leave me alone, man, damn! Just let me do me! 394 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,862 When I asked you earlier for it, you all didn't even give 395 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,448 a fuck about me, bro! 396 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,620 I'm doing me now. 397 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:16,206 Just accept that. Fuck! 398 00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:19,241 Tom: All right. 399 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:32,275 Singer: ♪ I'll fix it, that's not specific ♪ 400 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,379 [Doorbell rings] 401 00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,517 Regina: Hi. 402 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:39,517 Alice: Who are you? 403 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:40,655 Go away, I'm busy. 404 00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,482 Regina: Ms. Alice. Miss. 405 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,482 Alice: Hmm? 406 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:44,862 Oh, Regina? 407 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,172 Oh, girl. [Laughs] 408 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,448 [Regina chuckles] How are you? 409 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:49,931 Alice: All good. 410 00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:51,068 Hey, I ain't seen you in so long, 411 00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,758 I forgot what you look like. 412 00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:54,655 Regina: I know. I know. 413 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:55,965 Alice: Where you been? 414 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,103 Regina: I'm just living life. 415 00:14:58,241 --> 00:14:59,793 Alice: Well, the life you've been living must be 416 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,000 full of shit. 417 00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:03,137 The way you look like. 418 00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:05,206 Why do you look like that? 419 00:15:07,068 --> 00:15:08,413 Regina: It's Bill. 420 00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:10,206 Alice: Oh, shit. I don't wanna hear this shit. 421 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,862 Regina: No, no, no, no, no. Ms. Alice, you've always 422 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,379 given me really good advice when it came to him. 423 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:14,758 Alice: Couldn't have been too good. 424 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:15,862 You with some other nigga. 425 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,620 Regina: No, you did. 426 00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:18,655 Alice: All right. 427 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,000 Tell me what he did now. 428 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,724 Regina: Well, I ran into him the other day 429 00:15:23,862 --> 00:15:25,448 and I don't know. He just-- 430 00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:27,241 Alice: You all got butt-naked and you all went to fucking. 431 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:28,793 Regina: No, Ms. Alice. Alice: Uh-uh. 432 00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,448 Regina: No. Alice: That's what you did. 433 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,551 That's what I would have did. 434 00:15:32,689 --> 00:15:35,000 That nigga fine. 435 00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:36,655 That bald head. I'd have hit it. 436 00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:38,034 Regina: Okay. 437 00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:39,137 Alice: Oh, I'm sorry. 438 00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:40,379 Baby, go ahead, I'm kidding. 439 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:41,862 [Chuckles] Give it to me. 440 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,689 Regina: I don't know. He was just--he just-- 441 00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:45,827 he was just looking... Alice: And he was looking good? 442 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,137 [Regina sighs] Hmm...[Laughs] 443 00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:50,689 Alice: Smelling good? [Laughs] 444 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:52,241 And you remember that D. 445 00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:54,517 Regina: Oh, my God. Ms. Alice! 446 00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,034 [Alice laughs] 447 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,379 And you just want to lick him up, do you, girl? 448 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,137 [Laughs] Regina: Okay. 449 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:01,793 That's why I like coming to talk to you. 450 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:03,517 Alice: Yeah, girl, because you know I keep it real. 451 00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:06,103 Regina: Yes, you keep it real. [Alice laughs] 452 00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:10,655 Regina: No, but we--I mean, he wanted to talk to me and-- 453 00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:14,827 and I talked to him, and he-- he told me that he loved me. 454 00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,448 Alice: Oh... 455 00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:18,310 Regina: And then he asked me to call off my wedding. 456 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:19,862 Alice: What? Don't he know 457 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,068 how much a wedding cost? 458 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,068 What did you say? 459 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:24,172 Regina: Well, I told him 460 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,517 he was a selfish asshole 461 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,172 and that he shouldn't have said it. 462 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:28,758 Alice: Oh, girl, you sound just like me. 463 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,068 You just should've threw a couple of 464 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,655 motherfuckers in there. 465 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:32,758 [Regina chuckles] 466 00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:34,068 [Alice chuckles] 467 00:16:34,206 --> 00:16:35,344 Regina: Yeah. 468 00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,931 And then Peter heard it. 469 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,034 Alice: Peter? 470 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,655 Who's Peter? 471 00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:41,965 Regina: My fiance. 472 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,068 Alice: Oh. 473 00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:45,137 The little half-white one? 474 00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:46,896 Regina: He's not half-white. 475 00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,965 Alice: Oh, he's just light-skinned, then. 476 00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:50,379 Oh, okay. 477 00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:53,103 Y'all gonna have a pretty baby. 478 00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:55,827 I won't bet that sex is good, though, but y'all gonna have 479 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,379 a pretty baby. 480 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,517 Because I look at him. I look at the way he walk. 481 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,965 He ain't got no rhythm in his hip. 482 00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:06,517 If he had rhythm in his hips, then I know he can fuck. 483 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:10,655 But he ain't no rhythm, no good fucking. 484 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,965 Regina: You done? Alice: Yeah. Uh-hmm. 485 00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,931 Regina: Well, he called off the wedding. 486 00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,275 [Alice chuckles] 487 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,034 Girl, that's some shit for Maury Povich. 488 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:24,827 Regina: Ms. Alice... Alice: Okay, okay, okay, child. 489 00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:27,137 Regina: What--what--what am I gonna do? 490 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,931 Alice: What'd you wanna do? 491 00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,172 [Regina sighs] 492 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,000 I--I wanna marry Peter. 493 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,103 Alice: Then do that. 494 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,862 Regina: But I don't know. 495 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:42,793 I--I just--I never loved a man like I loved Bill. 496 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,241 Alice: Well, you just said it. 497 00:17:45,379 --> 00:17:47,103 Regina: Said what? 498 00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:49,172 Alice: Love-ed Bill. 499 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,344 Regina: Uh-hmm. 500 00:17:50,482 --> 00:17:51,655 Yeah, I guess I did say that. 501 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:54,620 Alice: Yeah, you did. 502 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:57,241 [Regina sighs] God. 503 00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:58,793 I don't know. 504 00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:01,931 It's just, I always wanted for him to--to love me 505 00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:05,551 and just to be present, you know? 506 00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:09,862 Alice: Baby, men are like dumb rocks. 507 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,586 They don't know what they want until they get chopped down 508 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,137 into smaller stones. 509 00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,413 Regina: Okay, that part sounds like a lot of work. 510 00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:20,344 Alice: Ooh, not with the right tools. 511 00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:22,517 And you can make a masterpiece. 512 00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:24,241 [Regina sighs] Ms. Alice, you're not 513 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:25,827 helping me at all. 514 00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:28,724 Alice: Oh, if you want me to tell you to be with him, 515 00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:30,310 I'm not gonna do that. 516 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:33,862 I'mma tell you to do what you think is best. 517 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:38,551 Cut one off completely. 518 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:43,000 Regina: But then won't I be just wondering all the time? 519 00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:44,344 Alice: Yeah. Yeah. 520 00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:46,931 I still wonder about John's daddy to the day. 521 00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:48,931 Regina: Do you? Alice: Uh-hmm. 522 00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,793 Regina: I'm curious. What was he like? 523 00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:53,206 Alice: The hell if I know. 524 00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:55,103 Regina: Wait. So you didn't know his daddy? 525 00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:57,310 Alice: Well, look. He--he--yeah, 526 00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:59,517 he probably was a nice person. 527 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:00,689 Regina: Okay. 528 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,379 You didn't know him. [Laughs] 529 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,379 Alice: Well, I got a few hunches. 530 00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:05,517 Bitch, I was drinking. 531 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,034 Regina: Okay. [Chuckles] 532 00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:09,655 Thank you for your help, Ms. Alice. 533 00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:10,758 Alice: Look. 534 00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,758 Just follow your heart. 535 00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:14,310 Regina: I will. Alice: Uh-hmm. 536 00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:17,103 Regina: Thank you. Alice: You're welcome. 537 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:18,413 Hey. Here you go. 538 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:19,655 Regina: Oh, no, no. I didn't--I didn't 539 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:20,931 order anything to eat. 540 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,379 Alice: Well, that's for my time. 541 00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:24,931 Regina: Girl. [Chuckles] 542 00:19:25,068 --> 00:19:26,379 Alice: Bitch, you laughing. 543 00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:27,413 Regina: Oh, you're serious? 544 00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,275 Alice: The hell yeah. 545 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:39,379 Mike: You really wanna do this? 546 00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,724 Bill: Yeah. How many times I gotta tell you this? 547 00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:45,965 I told you over and over again, yes. 548 00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,344 Mike: All right. 549 00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:53,275 Bill: All right. 550 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:55,000 Look, can you stop judging me? Just--just-- 551 00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:57,275 Mike: I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you. 552 00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:00,931 I'm just trying to figure out why men ever commit. 553 00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:05,689 Bill: What, you never thought about it? 554 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,689 Mike: No. 555 00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:10,482 [Bill chuckles] Okay. 556 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:11,896 All the women you've been with? 557 00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:15,206 Not one of them? Not one of them? 558 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,862 Mike: No. 559 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,413 [Bill chuckles] Okay. 560 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,758 Not even Pamela? 561 00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:23,000 With the fine ass? Hmm? 562 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:26,448 Mike: No. 563 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:30,103 She's a sidepiece. I mean, we cool. 564 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:33,655 [Bill chuckles] Yeah. Okay. 565 00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:35,241 Uh-hmm. 566 00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:37,758 Mike: What? She's not the one. 567 00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:41,758 Bill: Okay. So she, uh, 568 00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:43,689 she can just date whoever she wants, 569 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,379 she can sleep around, dudes can run in, 570 00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:46,655 revolving door type shit. 571 00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:48,206 And you perfectly cool with that? 572 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:49,793 Mike: Uh-hmm. 573 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,379 Bill: Okay. Mike: I don't care. 574 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,862 Bill: Okay. That's--that's good to know. 575 00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:57,620 Mike: I mean, I know she cool, whatever, 576 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,034 I'm not gonna lie, she cool, man. 577 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:00,379 But she's not a wifey. 578 00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:01,896 Bill: Yeah. Well, yo, 579 00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:03,206 I appreciate that honesty. That's good to know. 580 00:21:03,344 --> 00:21:05,241 Mike: Yeah. Bill: Yeah. 581 00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:08,517 Because there she is with that dude in the booth over there. 582 00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:10,137 Mike: Yeah? Bill: And she wearing 583 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,827 the hell out of that dress, too. 584 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,103 [Laughs] 41293

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