Original subtitles

Bill: does she know she's just One of your many side chicks?

[pamela moans] Narrator: Previously on "Bruh."

Mike: I let her decorate My spot, we're good.

Laura: is this the one that Came from that damn leon?

I'm [...] You up.

John: don't worry about where I got the money.

Take your money.

Bill: there's this book, "How To get a black man to commit."

Play cool, act non-interested.

Pamela: I'm gonna go. Mike: no. Stop.

John: don't worry about What I'm doing, bro.

Y'all don't wanna help me First, go on and take

Your ass home, bro.

Tom: okay. Okay. You got it all figured out.

John: yeah. I do.

Mike: you said that she was Smothering you?

You couldn't wait to get Rid of that girl.

Bill: I'm still In love with you.

Regina: you dogged me out.

And now you love me? I'm leaving.

Bill: uh, I--yo, I didn't mean For that to happen.

Regina: no. You knew exactly

What you were doing, bill.

You know, this has always Been your problem.

You're just [...] Selfish.

Bill: regina, come on now. Regina: no.

Why did you even bring Me here, bill?

Bill: to get closure.

Regina: no. I--I think you brought me here

To try to get me back.

Bill: no. Regina: no.

Bill: I'm just trying to Show you that--

Regina: no, dammit.

[sighs] This is wrong.

Bill: I love you.

Regina: shut up, bill.

Just--just shut up.

Bill: okay. All right.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Regina: you sat right here And you told me that you would

Never be able to commit To me, remember?

And that your career Was more important?

Bill: yeah. Regina: yeah.

And I still waited around Two years after that.

Bill: look I know, baby.

Regina: don't call me baby.

Please, don't do that.

Bill: you know, I deserve all that.

Regina: why would you do this?

Bill: I'm--I'm sorry.

Regina: would you stop Saying you're sorry?

Bill: I love you, okay?

Regina: you know-- Bill: you know--you know,

I love you and I want you.

Regina: you are one selfish Son of a bitch, you know that?

Bill: come on, give it to me.

Regina: give what to you?

Bill: come on, tell me.

Tell me how you feel. Tell me what's on your mind.

Come on, get it Off your chest.

I can handle it.

Regina: you know, All I ever wanted from you

Was for you to love me.

And for you to be this person And now you wanna wait until

I'm with somebody else And do this [...]

Bill: oh, come on. I'm sorry.

Regina: don't say sorry again!

Bill: I was so--I was So damn stupid.

Regina: like I said, bill, It's too late.

Bill: is it?

Regina: the hell do You mean is it?

Bill: look, I don't want it To be too late.

Regina: you--you--you--you Treat me like some toy that

You could just play Around with.

I'm not.

Bill: no. I know you're not.

Regina: no. You do, though.

Bill: look. This is me trying to fix this.

Regina: fix what?

Bill: us.

Regina: there is no us.

Bill: are you sure about that?

Regina: when have I ever Not been sure?

When I walked out That door, I was sure.

When I told you not to call me Ever again, I was sure.

And this right here Is [...] Up.

Bill: I'm sorry, baby.

I don't, uh, I don't know what Came over me, okay?

I know I shouldn't have Let you get away, okay?

I was sitting here and I saw You with that clown,

All this--all this emotion Came over me, all right?

Regina: bill, I don't Give a [...].

This is over.

Bill: you just kissed me Like it's not over.

Regina: you go to hell.

Bill: call it off.

Regina: bill.

Bill: no.

Please, just call it Off, all right?

Just give me one more Chance, all right?

Singer: ♪ navigating through This dating life ♪

♪ try to find me a shawty And make her mine ♪

♪ now I'll find one in no time ♪

♪ with the help of the homies ♪

♪ I'm going up with my bruhs ♪

♪ bruhs. Going up ♪

♪ going up. With my bruhs ♪

♪ going up. Going up ♪

♪ going up. Going up ♪

♪ going up. Bruhs ♪

♪ ooh, yeah, Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ going up with the bruhs ♪

Bill: call it off.

Regina: go to hell.

You want me to call My wedding off?

When all I wanted you to do Is have one with me.

This what you want?

You want me to tell my mother, My sisters, my whole family

There's no more wedding Because of you?

Because bill wants me To not get married?

They know you, bill.

Just like I know you.

They know all your [...]

I told them everything.

So if you think That's gonna happen,

You've lost your [...] Your mind.

I'm out of here.

Bill: come on.

Regina, come here, babe.

Tom: hi.

Jackie: you have A gout patient.

Tom: okay. How do you know it's gout?

Jackie: you think a nurse Doesn't know?

Tom: I--I wasn't Playing you small.

Jackie: oh.

That's what it Sounded like to me.

Tom: well, no. No.

Jackie: okay.

Tom: I'm tom.

Jackie: I know who you are.

Tom: and you are?

Jackie: I'm jackie.

I work for dr. Harris.

Tom: okay. Hi, jackie.

Jackie: hi.

Tom: so you just started here?

Jackie: I've been here Three weeks.

Tom: oh, really?

So how come we Haven't met yet?

Jackie: I've been Avoiding you.

[tom chuckles] Why is that?

Jackie: I've heard about Your reputation.

Tom: my reputation?

Jackie: can we not do this?

Tom: what?

Jackie: take care of Your patient. Sir.

Tom: oh. Okay.

Jackie: yeah. Go.

[chuckles]

I tried it.

Woman: did you know [indistinct]

Jackie: [indistinct]

Tom: hi, miss, uh... Alice: tanesha.

Tom: miss alice, what are You doing here?

Alice: tanesha, baby.

[tom chuckles]

So why are you here?

Alice: I need a prescription.

Tom: for what?

Alice: weed.

Tom: did you tell The nurse you had gout?

Alice: yeah.

I don't need them tramps In my business.

Tom: okay.

Alice: come on. Write that script.

Tom: I can't do that. Alice: okay, okay.

I get you, son. Write that script.

[tom chuckles] No, thank you.

Alice: you don't know What you're missing.

Tom: I'll, uh, leave it To my imagination.

Alice: it's vegan.

Tom: I'm good, ms. Alice.

Alice: tanesha, baby.

Tom: miss alice, Why are you here?

Alice: okay. All right.

I wanna talk to you About john.

Tom: john.

Alice: yeah.

Tom, you're the only person He listens to.

Tom: yeah. Well...

Alice: go on. Come on and talk to him.

Tom: yeah, I tried.

Alice: well, he don't know What he's getting into.

Tom: I know.

Alice: and I love my boy.

Tom: do you?

Alice: what do you mean?

Tom: you always tell him How you can't stand him,

That he's worthless.

Alice: I love My son sometimes.

Tom: ah. Okay.

Alice: he didn't Come home last night.

Tom: really?

Alice: was he with you?

Tom: no. He wasn't.

Alice: he's with That damn leon.

Tom: all right. Um, I'll talk to him.

Alice: please do.

Tom: you really are Worried about him?

Alice: I am.

Tom: all right.

I'll tell him you Asked about him.

Alice: don't tell His ass that.

Tom: why not? Alice: I don't need him

To [...] Know I care.

Tom: miss alice... Alice: don't call me alice.

My name is not alice, It's malice.

I added the m.

I can't look soft In these streets.

Tom: okay. All right.

Alice: okay.

Hit me up in my dm's And let me know.

Tom: ms. Alice.

[chuckles] The dm's?

Alice: what--yeah, yeah. Don't text me.

I gotta keep my Phone records clear.

Tom: oh. Roger that. Got you.

Alice: okay. Good. So you wanna, uh,

Check my chest?

Tom: you just said nothing's Wrong with you.

[alice coughs] I got a little cough.

Tom: ms. Alice, I think you're fine.

Alice: no, I'm not.

They tell me them weed pens Mess you up,

Remember my chest Is all congested.

You wanna rub some off?

And the vapor rub? Cbd oil?

Tom: ms. Alice, I really think You should leave.

Alice: no, no.

I'm fine to be In here with you.

I gave 'em all fake [...]

They're gonna look that up And find out that's my momma.

And she did.

Tom: you know I'm very, very Busy, ms. Alice.

Alice: okay. You're still [indistinct]

You don't know what You're missing.

You're raised by White folks, weren't you?

That's what it is.

You need some cornbread.

Tom: okay. I'm telling you, they're

Charging you by the minute.

Alice: oh [...] I'm out.

Tom: wait. Our gown.

Alice: it's mine now.

Tom: ms. Alice... [door shuts]

[music]

Singer: ♪ hey ♪

♪ I'mma on my own, I'mma on my own ♪

♪ hey ♪

Freddy: yeah. So there you have--

There--there you have it, Young blood.

A lot of good times here.

John: yeah. This is nice.

Freddy: yeah.

In its day, used to bring in A hundred thousand dollars

On the weekend.

John: wow. A hundred thousand?

Freddy: yeah.

John: wow. [freddy laughs]

John: a weekend?

Freddy: [...] That.

John: every weekend? Freddy: yeah.

John: that's crazy.

Freddy: [...] I'm too old To run that hard now.

John: and you think you can Do that again?

Freddy: this is atlanta.

You can do anything here.

[john scoffs] Not according to my mama.

I can't do it.

Freddy: how is she?

John: she doing good.

She doing good.

Freddy: good.

John: what you Smiling about, man?

Freddy: your momma.

John: hey, freddy, that's...

Freddy: oh. Okay. John: all right.

That's creepy as [...] Man.

[freddy laughing] I'm sure that she's...

John: hey. Freddy: I'm sorry.

Your mama? Sorry. John: I know.

That is mama.

I'mma need you To chill out on that.

Freddy: okay, I'm sorry. Okay.

John: so, wait. Did you talk to her?

Freddy: no. John: freddy.

Did you talk to her?

Freddy: no, I didn't.

John: freddy?

Freddy: well, she called me.

John: and what she say?

Freddy: she told me where You got that money from.

John: damn, ma.

Freddy: it's all right.

This is a night club business.

A lot of people get Their start that way.

Just as long as you don't stay In it, you'll be all right.

John: you think so?

Freddy: fast money Is dangerous.

John: yeah. Freddy, I had to do

Something though, man.

I had to stand on my own.

Freddy: okay. John: for real.

Freddy: okay.

Look, as long as you know What you're doing.

John: honestly, I don't know What I'm doing, um, um,

Honestly, freddy, I do not Know what I'm doing.

Freddy: well, you ain't Getting no money back.

John: uh, freddy, I know that.

Freddy: no, no. You in this now.

John: I know that.

Freddy: here's your keys.

John: thank you. Freddy: uh-hmm.

By the way, your momma Offered me something

To not take this deal.

John: what she offered You, freddy?

Freddy: well, uh... John: damn, freddy.

Come on, man, that's... Freddy: all right, look.

I told her here you got that Good, but this is 300 grand.

And I ain't never, never had No $300,000 worth of good ass.

John: freddy.

Freddy: okay. She's your momma.

John: I know that, man.

And you should--come on, man.

I don't need this... Freddy: okay.

John: keep that To yourself, man.

Can you leave now? Thank you.

I paid you. Can you go?

Freddy: yeah. I can go.

John: just go. Freddy: look,

Can I tell you About your momma?

John: no, you can't tell me About my momma, man.

Freddy: well [...] She the one got me in here.

John: freddy, what are You talk--bro.

Freddy: it's all right.

John: leave freddy.

Freddy: I'm gonna tell you One thing...

John: stop rubbing on me, man.

Freddy: I'mma Tell you one thing.

John: freddy, [chuckles] You're gonna get

Your ass Whooped in here, bro.

Freddy: I might be old, But [...] I ain't that old.

John: freddy, come--man, I paid you, bro.

Freddy: young blood. Let me talk--

John: I don't wanna think About my momma, man.

Freddy: here, shut your Mouth, young blood.

John: freddy, don't put your Hand on my face again.

Freddy: I guess you know where These hands' been, don't you?

[laughing]

John: seriously, I'm gonna-- All right, freddy.

All right. Keep on, man.

Freddy: yeah, bro. Good luck.

If you wanna make A hundred grand a week?

Get your momma in here.

[chuckles]

John: freddy, don't make me Beat your old ass, man.

Freddy: come on. This is a night club business.

I ain't got this far Without knowing how

To take care of myself.

I'm trying to school you.

I'm trying to let you Know what's up.

John: by talking about My momma, man?

Get your ass out of here, man.

Freddy: you Disrespectful young [...].

John: okay. Freddy: I'm going.

John: I paid you, man. Go and leave, man.

I'm trying to be nice and not Beat your old ass

So you can go and enjoy your--

Freddy: you know... John: --300 grand.

Freddy: ...I'mma give you One last piece of advice.

Keep your mouth close Unless you know

What you're dealing with.

[john chuckles] This [...] Hit me.

Freddy: good luck And congratulations, son.

John: yeah. Whatever, freddy.

Old ass.

What the hell am I Doing here, man?

Singer: ♪ I think About you like paris ♪

♪ sophisticated, romantic ♪

♪ these nice voss, let's share It, and a straight love ♪

♪ on top of your canvas ♪

♪ mi casa es su casa, Mi heart is size su pocket ♪

♪ I never seen no problem ♪

♪ you lean on me, I got you ♪

Mike: yo. What are you doing?

Pamela: oh, I just had to take Some measurements.

Mike: okay. But you should've...

Pamela: how's it going? Mike: ...Called first.

Pamela: I did.

Mike: well, I didn't reply.

So that means that You shouldn't come.

Pamela: oh. [chuckles]

Are you afraid I'd run into One of your women?

Mike: okay. We've talked about this.

I already told you... Pamela: uh-hmm.

Mike: ...I'm not Seeing anybody.

Pamela: yeah. No, I heard you say that.

Mike: all right, pam. Maybe this whole

Decorating thing Isn't the best idea.

Especially since you have To have a key.

Pamela: okay.

Uh, I'm sorry, I won't come again

Unless you tell me it's okay,

But I've already bought All the furniture, I mean,

It's gonna be here tomorrow.

Mike: okay. Pamela: it looks bomb.

Mike: my bad. Pamela: and you can't

Get a refund.

Mike: okay.

Pamela: okay. I'm sorry.

I'll leave if you want me to.

Mike: no, I'm just-- I'm sorry, I'm tired.

Pamela: no, it's okay. So are we good?

Mike: and you're gonna leave, Just like that?

Pamela: what do you mean?

Mike: no pushback, No fight, no nothing?

Pamela: mike, I'm not about The drama, okay?

Mike: come on.

Pamela: what?

Mike: yeah, no. Of course.

Pamela: what is Wrong with you?

Mike: nothing.

Pamela: why are you Acting so strange?

Mike: I'm not acting strange.

Pamela: okay.

Mike: do you read books?

Pamela: mike, What are you doing?

Mike: what are you Talking about?

Pamela: why are you asking Me questions?

Mike: I just wanna know.

[pamela sighs] Mike.

[chuckles]

Mike: pamela.

Pamela: are you Catching feelings?

Mike: hell no.

Pamela: are you sure? Mike: I'm fine.

Pamela: oh, okay. Mike: all right.

Pamela: good. Good. That's a good thing.

Mike: why is it-- Why is that good? Good--a good thing?

Pamela: because that's not What this is, sweetie.

Mike: okay. I get that.

Pamela: yeah. Mike: yeah.

Pamela: we're just hooking up.

Mike: I understand.

Pamela: okay.

Mike: all right.

Pamela: what--what's Up with you?

Tell me? Mike: nothing. Nothing.

Pamela: are you sure? Mike: yes.

Pamela: all right. [laughs] Okay.

All right. Well, here.

Mike: yeah. Pamela: I--I'm gonna--

I'll leave your key Here, um,

Here you go. Mike: thank you.

Pamela: and not call you Until you tell me

It's okay to come by. Yeah?

Mike: yeah.

Pamela: uh, I couldn't Hear you there, sorry.

Mike: oh, my bad. Pamela: yeah.

Mike: I said okay. Pamela: okay.

Mike: okay. Pamela: great.

Mike: thanks. Pamela: well, I'll go then.

Mike: all right. You can leave.

Pamela: now, You're--you're--you're wild.

Seriously. Mike: all right.

Bye, pamela.

Pamela: bye, mike. Bye. Yeah.

Bill: yo.

Mike: yo, bill. You were right.

Bill: uh, what are you Talking about?

I ain't got time For this right now.

Mike: I'd go over there And kick your ass right now.

Bill: what? What the hell did I do now?

Mike: we're talking on that Sensitive [...]

Bill: now what are you Talking about, man?

Mike: oh, and--and--and Telling me about that book.

Bill: yeah, what book? What--you know,

I ain't got time for this [...] Right now, man.

Mike: yo bro, she was here. Pamela's here.

Bill: okay.

Mike: and she gave me the keys When I asked for them.

Bill: okay.

Mike: she's doing that Reverse psychology [...] Man.

Bill: okay. I don't care.

I ain't got time for this.

Mike: yo, bro.

She's playing me, man.

What am I supposed to do?

Bill: yo, I--I gotta go, man,

I ain't got time For this [...].

Yo, I gotta go, man.

Mike: is it a booty call?

Bill: no. Just shut up, man. Hey.

Regina: I need you To get me a cab.

Bill: what happened?

Regina: well, I told him What you said.

Bill: and? Regina: he saw that

I was upset.

So he--he told me that I needed to be sure.

Bill: regina, I'm...

Regina: I was happy.

We were happy.

Why did you do this And why--and why now?

Bill: um, I don't know, um.

You--you told me not to say I'm sorry, so, I don't...

Regina: just--just tell me.

Bill: um, when--when I saw You, I just--in that moment,

I felt everything Come back to me.

I realized how much I loved you, and I realized

How much of an ass I was.

And I saw that look In your eyes.

I know you. You're not sure.

Regina: bill.

Bill: no. No.

I know you.

Regina: he loves me.

Bill: but do you love him The way you loved me?

See? You can't even answer The question.

Regina: I love him.

Bill: but do you love him The way that you loved me?

Come on, you know what we had.

Regina: what we had? What we had?

What we had was you Breaking my heart

And treating me small Like I didn't even

Matter, bill.

Bill: um, uh, I was wrong.

The whole time I was wrong And I'm sorry, baby.

I am.

And you can't marry This clown.

[music]

Regina: well, I am.

This is really a game to you.

Bill: it isn't.

Regina: you haven't even Seen me in a whole year.

Bill: I kept bugsy. Regina: what?

Bill: our dog. I kept bugsy.

Regina: you told me that You had her adopted?

Bill: I couldn't Get rid of her.

I--I remember when We went together.

Do you remember that? We were so happy.

After seeing that smile On your face, like,

How could I get rid of her?

She's, uh, she's at The groomer's now,

I can go and bring her back here If you wanna see her.

Regina: bill, do you know what Bugsy reminded me of?

Bill: no. Tell me.

Happy times?

Regina: no.

She reminded me of your Willingness not to commit.

Bill: what?

Regina: yeah.

I was doing all The work with her.

Walking her, taking her To the vet, buying the food.

Everything.

And that's what let me know That you weren't ready.

What would you do If we had a kid, hmm?

Instead you're talking About our dog.

Bill: baby, all I know Is that I love you.

Now, do you love him The way you loved me?

You never answered The question.

[music]

Peter: that's an answer to A question I'd like to know.

[regina clears throat]

[music]