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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,448 --> 00:00:13,758 Announcer: This program is rated tv mals 2 00:00:13,896 --> 00:00:15,103 And is intended For mature audiences. 3 00:00:15,241 --> 00:00:16,413 Viewer discretion is advised. 4 00:00:16,551 --> 00:00:20,103 Singer: ♪ I'mma get it to bed ♪ 5 00:00:20,241 --> 00:00:22,034 ♪ I'mma do my thing Coast to coast ♪ 6 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:23,758 Singer: ♪ coast to coast ♪ Singer: ♪ baby, for the... ♪ 7 00:00:23,896 --> 00:00:25,344 Man: thank you. John: just a second, ma'am. 8 00:00:25,482 --> 00:00:26,896 Thank you, brother. Appreciate you. 9 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:28,241 Appreciate you. Hey, beautiful, 10 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:29,620 You didn't Have pickles, right? 11 00:00:29,758 --> 00:00:30,724 Sue: nope. John: right. 12 00:00:30,862 --> 00:00:31,896 I remember it. 13 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,241 Sue: thank you. 14 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:34,793 John: and you're welcome. But, babe, 15 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:36,172 You come in here Every day for lunch. 16 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:37,172 You're so beautiful, I was wondering 17 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:39,206 If I could take you out. 18 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:40,551 Sue: I don't think so. 19 00:00:40,689 --> 00:00:41,758 Alice: good. John: oh, wow. Okay. 20 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:43,275 Alice: good job, girl. 21 00:00:43,413 --> 00:00:44,931 John: ma, really? That's how you gonna do me? 22 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:46,689 I'm your son. 23 00:00:46,827 --> 00:00:48,241 Alice: what? Hell, your ass Need to move out of my house 24 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:50,206 Before you start Talking about dating. 25 00:00:50,344 --> 00:00:52,689 John: ma, what are you talking About? You live with me. 26 00:00:52,827 --> 00:00:55,034 Alice: but, nigga, why do I pay all the damn bills? 27 00:00:55,172 --> 00:00:57,000 John: okay. I'm not finna Start with you today. 28 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:58,758 Ma, why is your shirt tight? 29 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:01,172 Alice: I heard you call tom, Bill, then mike over. 30 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,793 John: ma, don't start that. Don't be embarrassing me. 31 00:01:02,931 --> 00:01:04,517 Alice: they've been Your friends since college. 32 00:01:04,655 --> 00:01:05,724 John: okay. Okay. Alice: they know me. Shit. 33 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:07,137 John: okay. 34 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,310 Alice: Why are they coming over here? 35 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:10,931 John: ma, do you go To know everything, really? 36 00:01:11,068 --> 00:01:12,586 Alice: you got to know How hard it was 37 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:15,137 To push your big ass here Through my little bitty twat. 38 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,344 John: okay. Ugh, ma. Ugh. 39 00:01:17,482 --> 00:01:20,103 Alice: wait. Are they Foreclosing this place? 40 00:01:20,241 --> 00:01:22,586 John: no. They're not Foreclosing nothing, ma. 41 00:01:22,724 --> 00:01:24,551 Alice: why the hell You got to say it like that? 42 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:27,034 You know you borrowed money From them to open this place. 43 00:01:27,172 --> 00:01:28,724 John: okay, ma. I, I... 44 00:01:28,862 --> 00:01:31,551 Alice: and you ain't really Paying them or me back. 45 00:01:31,689 --> 00:01:34,000 John: ma, I really do Love you. I... 46 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,896 Alice: why you got Say it so mean? 47 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:37,448 John: ma, can we just not Talk about this? 48 00:01:37,586 --> 00:01:38,827 Can we just move on? Can you get the... 49 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,896 Alice: why are they coming here? 50 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,724 [john sighs] 51 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:46,379 Alice: uh-hmm. I hope it's not Because of that level 28 boss. 52 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:48,206 I saw the "For sale" sign On that place, 53 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:50,275 And the way you were looking. 54 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:52,517 You called them about it? 55 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,413 John: okay, ma, since You got to know everything, 56 00:01:54,551 --> 00:01:57,241 Yes, I called them about it So they can come over here 57 00:01:57,379 --> 00:01:59,517 And I'm gonna talk to them About investing in it, okay? 58 00:01:59,655 --> 00:02:02,413 Alice: boy, you ain't paid back The money on this damn place. 59 00:02:02,551 --> 00:02:05,000 John: ma, they understand that Business is moving slow. 60 00:02:05,137 --> 00:02:09,931 Alice: they gonna laugh your ass Right out that door. [laughs] 61 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:13,655 Singer: ♪ navigating through This dating life ♪ 62 00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:17,931 ♪ trying to find me A shorty and make her mine ♪ 63 00:02:18,068 --> 00:02:22,034 ♪ now I'll find one in no time ♪ 64 00:02:22,172 --> 00:02:24,103 ♪ with the help of the homies ♪ 65 00:02:24,241 --> 00:02:27,413 ♪ I'm blowing up with my bruhs ♪ 66 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:29,655 ♪ bruhs. Blowing up. Blowing up ♪ 67 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:33,000 ♪ with my bruhs. Blowing up. Blowing up ♪ 68 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:34,896 ♪ yeah. Blowing up. Blowing up ♪ 69 00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:38,965 ♪ blowing up. Bruhs ♪ 70 00:02:39,103 --> 00:02:40,103 ♪ ooh, yeah. Ooh, yeah ♪ 71 00:02:40,241 --> 00:02:43,379 ♪ blowing with the brus ♪ 72 00:02:43,517 --> 00:02:45,206 Singer: ♪ go ahead, Gonna do what you want ♪ 73 00:02:45,344 --> 00:02:47,172 ♪ live free, do what you want ♪ 74 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:48,827 John: like, why you can't Just try to believe 75 00:02:48,965 --> 00:02:50,275 In what I'm trying to do, ma? 76 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:51,655 Alice: no. You're saying you're getting 77 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:53,034 Further in debt with them, 78 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:54,620 And you ain't Paid me back fully. 79 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,206 John: what are you Talking about? 80 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,931 I pay you every month On the first. 81 00:02:58,068 --> 00:03:00,068 Alice: and your black ass Borrowed it back on the second. 82 00:03:00,206 --> 00:03:01,896 John: okay. 83 00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:03,517 Alice: like when you married That little girl for two years. 84 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:04,793 John: okay. Why you got To bring that up? 85 00:03:04,931 --> 00:03:06,620 Alice: what that ho name? 86 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:08,275 John: her name was... Alice: washanisha? 87 00:03:08,413 --> 00:03:09,482 John: first of all, She wasn't a ho, 88 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,137 And that's not her name, ma. 89 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,689 Alice: I'm sorry, thot. Thot, that's what it is. 90 00:03:12,827 --> 00:03:14,551 Tashanisha. That's it. That's it right there. 91 00:03:14,689 --> 00:03:16,137 John: okay. Alice: that's it. 92 00:03:16,275 --> 00:03:17,551 John: that's just... Alice: that ho. 93 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:19,310 Uh-huh, Who took all of your money. 94 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:22,724 You talking about, "Mama, she believes in me." 95 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:26,689 Your ass was home broke before I got home from the wedding. 96 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,413 Baby, don't get married Because the girl 97 00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:30,000 Knows how to give good head. 98 00:03:30,137 --> 00:03:31,448 John: what? Okay, ma. I'm--why are we-- 99 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,896 I don't wanna talk About that with you. 100 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:36,275 Alice: I've been married 28 times. 101 00:03:36,413 --> 00:03:37,655 John: okay, ma. Nah, it's nasty. 102 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:38,862 Ma, you know, talking to me Like that 103 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,344 About sex is child abuse. 104 00:03:40,482 --> 00:03:42,379 Like, I can report you. They will take you away. 105 00:03:42,517 --> 00:03:43,586 Alice: I'm just trying To help you out. 106 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,310 John: no. Don't. Uh, please, 107 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:46,862 Just keep that to yourself And your thoughts. 108 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,655 Don't--don't give that to me. Alice: boy... 109 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,034 John: ma, obviously, I fell On some hard times. 110 00:03:50,172 --> 00:03:51,517 Alice: be grown. John: ma, look, 111 00:03:51,655 --> 00:03:53,172 I fell on some hard times, yes. 112 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:54,586 Alice: uh-hmm. John: but can you 113 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:55,896 Believe in me with this? You never have. 114 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:57,344 Can you do that, ma? Please? 115 00:03:57,482 --> 00:03:59,000 Alice: hold on. Get my purse right there. 116 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:00,517 John: what? Alice: right there. There it is. 117 00:04:00,655 --> 00:04:02,206 Right there, get it. Just get it. 118 00:04:02,344 --> 00:04:05,862 Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm looking for my passport 119 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,965 So I can join you On this guilt trip. 120 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:09,965 John: okay. I'm not gonna Do this with you, ma. 121 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:11,586 Alice: uh-hmm. Uh-oh. Sorry. 122 00:04:11,724 --> 00:04:15,896 But I do have a "I don't Give a fuck" coupon in here. 123 00:04:16,034 --> 00:04:17,413 John: ma, I'm your only son, 124 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:18,931 That's how you gonna Do me, really? 125 00:04:19,068 --> 00:04:21,000 Alice: that ain't nowhere near What you did 126 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:23,758 To christie when you was born. 127 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,241 John: ma, who is christie? 128 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:26,482 Alice: my coochie. 129 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:27,965 John: what? Okay. Child abuse. 130 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:29,137 I'mma call them. I'mma call them. 131 00:04:29,275 --> 00:04:30,517 Keep on with that, ma. 132 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:32,241 I don't wanna hear that. That's nasty. 133 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:35,206 Alice: my coochie ain't nasty. It's glorious. 134 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:36,896 John: ma, don't nobody Wanna hear that. 135 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:38,482 We at ralph sandwiches. Nobody wanna hear about coochie. 136 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,034 Please don't say that. Alice: uh-uh. 137 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:41,896 John: this is A place of business. 138 00:04:42,034 --> 00:04:43,482 Alice: If I put some [indistinct] It may make it better. 139 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:45,034 John: ma, this is A place of business. 140 00:04:45,172 --> 00:04:46,206 You can't say that Word around me. 141 00:04:46,344 --> 00:04:47,689 Alice: don't you ask them boys 142 00:04:47,827 --> 00:04:49,137 To borrow no more money. 143 00:04:49,275 --> 00:04:50,379 John: ma, it don't hurt To ask, okay? 144 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:52,068 Alice: I tell you What does hurt. 145 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:54,068 That's laughing too hard. [laughs] 146 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:57,310 They're gonna laugh at you. They're gonna laugh at you. 147 00:04:57,448 --> 00:04:59,379 They're gonna laugh at you. 148 00:04:59,517 --> 00:05:00,862 John: okay. Thank you. 149 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,965 Alice: mark my word. They're gonna laugh. 150 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:06,172 John: oh, boy. [alice laughs] 151 00:05:06,310 --> 00:05:09,310 [funky music] 152 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:11,241 Older lady: I was just weak. 153 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,724 Tom: well, your Blood pressure is good. 154 00:05:13,862 --> 00:05:16,896 Older lady: oh, okay. 155 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:19,137 Tom: so I'll just have one of The nurses discharge you. 156 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,172 Older lady: okay. Excuse me. 157 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:22,206 Tom: yes? Older lady: uh, this is 158 00:05:22,344 --> 00:05:23,655 My daughter, georgia. 159 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:24,827 She's single. 160 00:05:24,965 --> 00:05:26,448 Georgia: mom. [tom chuckles] 161 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:27,448 Older lady: uh, you need To stop taking care of me 162 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:28,620 And get out of my house. 163 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:29,551 [tom chuckles] 164 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:30,689 Georgia: forgive her. 165 00:05:30,827 --> 00:05:32,482 Older lady: um, are you single? 166 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:33,965 Georgia: mom. [tom chuckling] 167 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:35,103 Older lady: are you? 168 00:05:35,241 --> 00:05:36,586 Tom: yes, I am. 169 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:38,448 Older lady: uh, oh, here. Take her number. 170 00:05:38,586 --> 00:05:39,965 Georgia: oh, I am so embarrassed. 171 00:05:40,103 --> 00:05:42,103 [tom chuckles] Older lady: here. 172 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,655 Georgia: I'm really sorry. 173 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:44,724 Tom: it's fine. 174 00:05:44,862 --> 00:05:47,103 Older lady: um, call her. 175 00:05:47,241 --> 00:05:48,448 Tom: I will. 176 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:02,103 Valerie: you move on quick. 177 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:04,586 Tom: valerie, I'm not Doing this today. 178 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,862 Valerie: so are you Gonna call her? 179 00:06:10,758 --> 00:06:13,172 Tom: can you find Something to do? 180 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:15,310 Valerie: why can't that be you? 181 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:19,689 Tom: I need to go. 182 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:21,241 Valerie: where are you going? 183 00:06:21,379 --> 00:06:23,241 Tom: valerie, You need to let this go. 184 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:25,896 We are not together, okay? 185 00:06:26,034 --> 00:06:29,965 Valerie: no. I'm just one in a number. 186 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:31,344 Tom: valerie. 187 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:34,586 [valerie scoffs] You better be careful. 188 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:48,310 [phone rings] 189 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:51,724 Tom: yeah, yeah. I'll be right there, john. 190 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:54,241 Bye. Okay. 191 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:59,482 [hip-hop music] 192 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,172 Leon: aunty, what's going on? 193 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:02,758 Alice: what you ass want? 194 00:07:02,896 --> 00:07:04,034 Leon: I can't come in here And get a sandwich? 195 00:07:04,172 --> 00:07:05,413 Alice: no, you can't. 196 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,241 John: ma, ma, Don't be like that. 197 00:07:07,379 --> 00:07:08,896 Alice: look, he ain't doing Nothing but selling drugs. 198 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:10,482 Leon: but I'm still Your nephew, though. 199 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:11,586 Alice: who need to be In the damn jail. 200 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,344 Leon: stone me out, aunty. 201 00:07:13,482 --> 00:07:14,586 Alice: boy. [leon scoffs] 202 00:07:14,724 --> 00:07:16,172 John: take a break, ma. 203 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,758 Alice: what the hell I look like to you, a mule? 204 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,275 John: no, ma. You don't. 205 00:07:19,413 --> 00:07:20,793 Alice: you don't send me On no break. 206 00:07:20,931 --> 00:07:22,517 [john sighs] Ma, don't you need cigarette? 207 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:23,724 You haven't had cigarette In, like, 12 minutes. 208 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,310 I'm sure you can use a break. 209 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:26,931 Alice: yeah. You right. 210 00:07:27,068 --> 00:07:28,862 Leon: love you, aunty. 211 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,172 Alice: I don't love you. 212 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,551 Leon: okay. 213 00:07:31,689 --> 00:07:33,206 John: What can I get for you, cuz? 214 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:34,482 Alice: a ass whooping. 215 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,620 John: ma, come on. 216 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:39,034 [leon chuckles] Ma still crazy, man. 217 00:07:39,172 --> 00:07:40,241 John: she can't help it, man. 218 00:07:40,379 --> 00:07:41,724 Leon: let me get A ham and swiss. 219 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,655 John: ham and swiss? I got you. [groans] 220 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:47,896 Leon: so, I heard you looking To buy level 28. 221 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:49,655 John: man, Word get around quick. 222 00:07:49,793 --> 00:07:51,862 Leon: how you gonna get The cheese for that? 223 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,172 John: [deep sighs] Talk to my boys about it. 224 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:56,724 Leon: your boys? John: yeah. 225 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,896 Leon: but them dudes' Stuck up as hell, man. 226 00:07:59,034 --> 00:08:00,896 John: leon, just 'cause They went to college, man, 227 00:08:01,034 --> 00:08:02,551 Don't make them stuck up. 228 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:04,068 [leon sighs] Well, you know How I feel about them. 229 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:07,931 John: I do know how You feel about them, cuz. 230 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:09,827 Leon: plus, don't you Owe them money? 231 00:08:09,965 --> 00:08:11,586 John: yes. But we gonna work that out. 232 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:14,448 Leon: yeah, all right. Well, look, man, 233 00:08:14,586 --> 00:08:16,482 I would love to get In on that with you. 234 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,482 John: on what? 235 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:21,137 Leon: the business, man, Level 28. 236 00:08:21,275 --> 00:08:23,586 John: cuz, you know I can't do that, all right? 237 00:08:23,724 --> 00:08:25,137 We tried to do that here. That's not happening. 238 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:28,000 Leon: I know, man. But hear me out, all right? 239 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:29,724 I just need to Clear up some of this money. 240 00:08:29,862 --> 00:08:31,103 I'd be like a silent partner. 241 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:32,241 John: and I'd be in jail. 242 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,689 No, bro. I can't do that. 243 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:35,068 Leon: hey, man. Check this out. 244 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:36,827 Let me help you out. And then 245 00:08:36,965 --> 00:08:38,827 When you need me to get out, I'll get out, man. 246 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:39,931 I'll be out. 247 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,103 John: no. No, leon, I'm good. 248 00:08:41,241 --> 00:08:42,379 I cannot do that, bro. 249 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:43,379 [leon sighs] 250 00:08:43,517 --> 00:08:44,793 John: not at all. 251 00:08:44,931 --> 00:08:46,413 Leon: what, you afraid Of your mama. 252 00:08:46,551 --> 00:08:47,931 John: you--you know How crazy she is. 253 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:50,551 She--yes, I'm scared of her. She's crazy, bro. 254 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:51,931 Leon: j, come on, man. 255 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:53,758 John: leon, I cannot do it, okay? 256 00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:55,482 I can't, bro. I cannot. 257 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,275 Leon: look, them dudes Don't respect you, homie. 258 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:59,689 And they never will, as long as You keep asking for money. 259 00:08:59,827 --> 00:09:01,689 Let me know when you're ready To stand on your own two, 260 00:09:01,827 --> 00:09:04,172 All right, cuzo? All right. 261 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,448 John: all right. 262 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,275 Leon: bill me. 263 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,103 John: you got all that money, You can't pay for a sandwich? 264 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:10,689 Alice: I know that motherfucker Didn't leave 265 00:09:10,827 --> 00:09:12,172 Without paying you For that sandwich. 266 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:14,206 John: ma, that's my cousin. It's cool, ma. 267 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:15,965 Alice: well, he better had paid For the damn sandwich. 268 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:18,655 John: okay, ma. I'll make him pay, all right? 269 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,655 Alice: and you better not Call him. 270 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,000 John: ma, how you hear in there? 271 00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:24,275 Alice: I read lips. 272 00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:26,448 John: but your back was turned. 273 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:28,586 Alice: I know. You better not call him. 274 00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:30,068 John: ma, please go smoke Your cigarette over... 275 00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:31,827 Alice: stop telling me What the fuck to do. 276 00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:33,068 John: that's why You all uptight. 277 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,482 You haven't been smoking. 278 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:35,862 That's--you need that To loosen up. 279 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,310 Alice: I don't need No cigarette. 280 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:38,379 John: oh. 281 00:09:38,517 --> 00:09:39,724 Alice: I need some penis. 282 00:09:39,862 --> 00:09:41,793 John: ma. You can't--ma, go. Please. 283 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:43,482 Alice: yeah, yeah. I need some penis. 284 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:44,586 John: ma, ma, please, Go take your break. 285 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:45,793 Alice: that's what I need. 286 00:09:45,931 --> 00:09:47,137 John: ma, Take your break, please. 287 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,586 Alice: you don't understand. 288 00:09:48,724 --> 00:09:50,137 John: go take your break, ma. Please. 289 00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:52,000 Alice: you're young. You don't know understand. 290 00:09:52,137 --> 00:09:53,517 John: ugh. Ma, no. You can't say that around here. 291 00:09:53,655 --> 00:09:54,827 Alice: yeah. Let me call my man. 292 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:57,137 John: oh. What'd you want? Nasty. 293 00:09:57,275 --> 00:10:02,206 Singer: ♪ let's do this For real ♪ 294 00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:06,448 ♪ I know you wanna feel, baby ♪ 295 00:10:06,586 --> 00:10:07,965 ♪ wanna take you off the grid ♪ 296 00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:09,344 [pamela moaning] No, oh, no, don't--don't stop. 297 00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:10,827 Don't stop. Don't stop. 298 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,137 Mike: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 299 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:13,172 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 300 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:14,689 I got to--I got to go. 301 00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:15,965 Pamela: what are you doing? All right. Go. 302 00:10:16,103 --> 00:10:17,379 Mike: I... Pamela: but we got to do 303 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,551 Something about these quickies. 304 00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:19,517 Go ahead. Get dressed. 305 00:10:19,655 --> 00:10:20,551 Mike: relax. 306 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:22,344 Pamela: I don't like it. 307 00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:24,344 Mike: don't pretend like you Didn't just have a good time. 308 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:26,000 Pamela: mike, you know what? I'm gonna stop coming over here 309 00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:27,172 Every time you call me, How about that? 310 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,413 Mike: okay. Okay. 311 00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:29,758 Pamela: all right? 312 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,103 Mike: come on. You just--you just 313 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:32,724 Enjoyed yourself, did you not? 314 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:34,586 Pamela: okay. You think I love coming over here 315 00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:36,103 And laying on a futon That you've had since college, 316 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:39,862 And probably had God-knows-how-many women on? 317 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,172 Mike: you know I'm too busy To think about new furniture. 318 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,689 Pamela: that's why you need To let me decorate. 319 00:10:46,827 --> 00:10:48,448 Oh, come on. Mike: no. 320 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,758 Pamela: that's what I do. 321 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:55,724 Mike: I know. But this--this is 322 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,344 My place, you know. This... 323 00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,965 Pamela: I know. It's--it's personal? 324 00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:03,068 Mike: that's the word. It's personal. 325 00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:06,896 Pamela: I get it. 326 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:09,137 Mike: don't act like that. 327 00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:10,482 Pamela: what? 328 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,034 Mike: like that. You're getting mad. 329 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,068 Pamela: no. I mean, mike, I'm not 330 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,586 Asking you to have A relationship with me. 331 00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:20,413 I just--I wanted to do Something nice for you. 332 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,206 That's all. But I'm gonna go. 333 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,241 Mike: no. Stop. The last time You were like this, 334 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,034 We didn't talk for two weeks. 335 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,310 Pamela: I got to go. [laughs] 336 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:30,862 Mike: stop. Stop. Um... 337 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,172 Pamela: oh. Mike: this is just about you 338 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,689 Decorating the spot, right? 339 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:38,586 Nothing else? Okay. Fine. 340 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:40,586 Fine. Fine. You can do that. 341 00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,896 Pamela: I can do what? 342 00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:46,758 Mike: You can decorate it. Here. 343 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:52,103 Pamela: is the pin Still the same. 2347? 344 00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:53,482 Mike: 2374. 345 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:57,448 Pamela: thank you. Okay. Come here. 346 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,241 Thank you. 347 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,206 Mike: you're welcome. 348 00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:06,724 How much do you take? 349 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:09,793 Pamela: um, well, What's my budget, mr. Lawyer? 350 00:12:13,448 --> 00:12:14,655 Mike: twenty-five? 351 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,000 Pamela: thousand? 352 00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:17,931 Mike: yeah. 353 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,793 Pamela: I don't know. Mike, this-- 354 00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:21,758 This place--you know, You're a lawyer, 355 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:23,448 And this place needs To look like you. 356 00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:26,241 It needs to feel Like you, you know? 357 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,862 I think you should probably Give me like a hundred. 358 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,862 Mike: a hundred? 359 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,517 Pamela: uh-hmm. Come on. 360 00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:33,862 Mike: thousand? 361 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,448 Pamela: I'll see you later. 362 00:12:35,586 --> 00:12:37,000 Mike: no, You're bullshitting, right? 363 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:41,482 Pamela: no. Sweetheart, that's the minimum. 364 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,758 Thank you. It's gonna look great, 365 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,241 I don't know Why you're acting like that. 366 00:12:45,379 --> 00:12:46,827 The place is gonna look amazing. 367 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,310 Mike: yeah. We'll talk about it. 368 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,551 [pamela sighs] Bye, thank you. 369 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:52,586 Mike: bye. 370 00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,965 [hip-hop music] 371 00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:58,241 [alice laughs] 372 00:12:58,379 --> 00:12:59,724 John: what are you doing, ma? 373 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,413 Alice: I'm trying to Get you used to what 374 00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:05,827 It's gonna sound like when They come in here. [laughs] 375 00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:09,586 John: really? Ma, uh, You're a really great mother, 376 00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:11,137 I hope you know. 377 00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:12,689 Alice: well, you know, I know that. [laughs] 378 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,793 John: that was sarcasm, ma. Sarcasm. 379 00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,206 Alice: you know, I don't know why. 380 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:17,965 I struggled to get you Through school. 381 00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:19,310 John: now who's leading The guilt trip, ma? 382 00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:20,724 Alice: no, no, no, no, listen. 383 00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:23,310 Now mike's a lawyer, Tom's a doctor. 384 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,862 [john sighs] Here you go. Alice: and bill's an architect. 385 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,689 John: I know that, ma. Alice: and you, 386 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:32,034 You make sandwiches. [laughs] 387 00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,103 John: are--are you trying To make me suicidal? 388 00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:35,862 Is that what you're Trying to do, ma? 389 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,620 Alice: all right. But fuck it, I got insurance. 390 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,103 John: wow. Okay. 391 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,724 [alice scoffs] Don't ask Them boys for no money. 392 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,241 John: ma, we the bruhs, Like, it's fine. 393 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:44,793 Like, that's what You're supposed to do. 394 00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:46,517 Alice: poor thing. You've been that way 395 00:13:46,655 --> 00:13:48,310 Since you was a kid. 396 00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,551 John: what--what way, ma? 397 00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:51,793 Alice: slow. 398 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,896 John: okay. I'm not slow. 399 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,206 [alice chuckles] I told you it was a suv, 400 00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:57,551 But it was a short bus. 401 00:13:57,689 --> 00:13:58,551 John: no, it wasn't, ma. 402 00:13:58,689 --> 00:13:59,551 Alice: yes, it was. 403 00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:00,862 John: no, it wasn't. 404 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,862 Alice: you thought It was a hummer. 405 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,758 John: it was a hummer. 406 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:04,896 Alice: no, it wasn't no hummer. John: don't play it. 407 00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:06,379 Alice: it was a short bus. 408 00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:07,931 John: okay. I'm not finna play with you. 409 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:09,241 Alice: you don't even Believe me. 410 00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:10,793 John: I don't believe you. 411 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,137 Alice: well now go on In the back back there 412 00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:13,758 And make sure The meat ain't out. 413 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:14,862 I don't wanna be Failing no inspections. 414 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,172 John: ma, this is my place. 415 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:17,620 I would be failing The inspections. 416 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:18,965 Alice: again. John: okay. 417 00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:20,827 Alice: then why do I pay All the bills? 418 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:23,206 John: ma, stop saying that. I am paying you back. 419 00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,448 Alice: what the shit I'm gonna Do with $50 a month? 420 00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:27,034 John: okay. 421 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:29,068 Alice: that won't even buy A few good blunts. 422 00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,413 Hmm. Or a nice dinner And a date. 423 00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:33,586 John: first of all, ma, You shouldn't be smoking blunts. 424 00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:34,827 That's not good for you. 425 00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,310 And you should date men your age 426 00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,103 And they would have money To take you on a date, 427 00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:39,827 At least from they Retirement plan or they job. 428 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,827 Alice: that's boring as hell. John: okay. 429 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,137 Alice: I don't wanna date No man with 430 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:45,793 Them name like Clarence or leroy. 431 00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:48,482 Them old ass names. You know how hard it is 432 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,689 To get a clarence Or a leroy hard? 433 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,965 John: ma, that's nasty. 434 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,517 Alice: you know, they taking Pills and shit. 435 00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:56,206 John: ma, I don't wanna Hear that. 436 00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:58,551 Alice: I need a young man. That's what I want. 437 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,379 [john groans] Okay. Ma, no. 438 00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:02,586 Alice: boy, I taught you Everything you know about sex. 439 00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:04,379 John: no, you did not. 440 00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:06,241 Alice: oh, yeah, that's right. You was watching. 441 00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:08,172 John: okay. You talking About a clarence and leroy, 442 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,827 You--you do know Your name is alice, right? 443 00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:13,931 Alice: yeah. But my name is Tanesha in the gram. 444 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:15,310 John: ma, it's on the gram. 445 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,620 You don't even know How to say it. 446 00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:19,310 It's on the gram, tanesha. 447 00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:20,793 Alice: fuck you. 448 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,758 Bill: yo, what up? What up, mike? 449 00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:24,793 Mike: what up, man? What up? 450 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:25,931 John: what up, dude? 451 00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:28,000 Mike: what up? What up? What up? 452 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:31,000 Alice: oh, yeah, now this is What I'm talking about. 453 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,310 Bill: hey, hey, How you doing, ms. Alice? 454 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,413 Alice: ooh, I'm in my prime. 455 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:36,241 You wanna be in my prime, too? 456 00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:37,931 John: ma, stop it. What are you doing? 457 00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:39,517 Alice: come on down. John: ma, ma, stop. 458 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,310 Alice: I'm making it rain In this bitch. Come on. 459 00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:43,000 John: okay. Ma, stop, this is our money. 460 00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:44,724 Alice: scrape the top off first. 461 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,379 John: ma, that's not What you about to do. 462 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,689 You're not trying to Embarrass me again ma, come on. 463 00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:50,620 Alice: again, where do you work? 464 00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:54,310 [john sighs] Ma, that is illegal. 465 00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:56,241 You can't be hitting People on the butt. 466 00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,862 It's gonna get us-- You're gonna go to jail. 467 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,862 Tom: man, she's been doing that All your life, dude. 468 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,448 John: man, I can't get away From her. Shoot. 469 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:05,310 Bill: exactly. Now you know that Ain't never gonna happen. 470 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,586 Tom: for real. 471 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:07,862 Mike: Did she take to the prom? 472 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,103 [bill laughs] 473 00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:10,379 John: I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna 474 00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:12,448 [indistinct] Right now. 475 00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:13,862 Mike: I'm just clarifying. I'm just clarifying. I forgot. 476 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,241 John: no. Don't bring that up. 477 00:16:15,379 --> 00:16:17,310 Tom: hey, all right, guys, I gotta 478 00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:19,137 Get back to work with this damn Stalker, so tell me what's up? 479 00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:20,862 Mike: yo, that crazy chick? Tom: man, it's beyond. 480 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,344 Bill: yo, I thought we Told you not to do it? 481 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,758 John: we did. Bill: yo, never with a coworker. 482 00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,137 Tom: yeah. Uh, I don't know. 483 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,275 Mike: yo, what's up With your girl? 484 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,758 Bill: she good. 485 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,206 Tom: why haven't we Seen her in months? 486 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:31,793 Bill: no, she, uh, She been with her mom. 487 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:33,551 [mike laughs] Tom: y'all break up? 488 00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:35,827 Bill: no, no, can we not talk About--what--what is this-- 489 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,068 J, what is this-- What is this about? 490 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,310 John: all right. All right. Okay. 491 00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:41,068 [alice laughing] 492 00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:42,724 Tom: bruh, What's wrong with her? 493 00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,241 What's wrong with your mom? 494 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,413 John: she off--just Don't even mind her. 495 00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,103 She off, like, she always is. 496 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,862 Listen, hey, I wanted To talk to y'all about level 28. 497 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,206 Y'all level remember 28? 498 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,965 Tom: yeah. Level 28 was the spot. 499 00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:56,379 Bill: uh-hmm. John: it was the spot, right? 500 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,896 Tom: yeah. John: he's selling it. Yeah. 501 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:01,586 I was thinking about Y'all investing in it with me. 502 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,379 What you think about that? 503 00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:07,241 [laughter] 504 00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:14,689 Alice: I told you that shit Would happen. [laughs] 505 00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:17,275 They're all gonna laugh at you. They're all gonna laugh at you. 506 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,413 [laughter] 507 00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:32,241 John: what's so funny? Shit. What's up? 508 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:35,379 Shit, bruh. What's so funny? 509 00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,586 Mike: when you say "Invest with you," 510 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,172 You mean invest "To you," right? 511 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,137 Because you don't have No money, john. 512 00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:45,137 Bill: j, because if you Do...[laughs] Where's mine? 513 00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:47,896 John: listen, I got the time To put in the work. 514 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,310 Mike: okay. John: y'all have the money. 515 00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:51,241 It works together for it To be something great. 516 00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,068 Bill: j, j, no. Look, you still 517 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,620 Owe us money for This place, man. 518 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,206 John: I'm paying y'all, Back man. 519 00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:58,103 Mike: what the hell am I Supposed to do with $50 a month? 520 00:17:58,241 --> 00:17:59,310 Alice: that's what I said. 521 00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:00,344 Mike: thank you. 522 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,068 John: come on, fellas. 523 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,448 Tom: hey, look, man, I'm sorry, I'm--I'm tapping out. 524 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:05,724 [john sighs] I--I know Got it, mike. 525 00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:08,896 Mike: I do got it. I'm just not giving it to you. 526 00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:11,931 John: wow. Okay. You all cannot 527 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:14,172 Let this opportunity pass, man. 528 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,068 This is a huge moneymaker. 529 00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:18,103 This one's going To make us rich. 530 00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,965 Alice: that's what You said about this place. 531 00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,517 And look at me, Over here and living it up 532 00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:27,379 In a lap of luxury, right next To the onions and the salami. 533 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:32,068 John: ma, can we talk over here Privately, please? 534 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:34,172 Alice: if your ass Wants some privacy, 535 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,068 Get an apartment of your own 536 00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:39,655 And your ass better not Ask me to co-sign. 537 00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:41,689 John: uh-huh. Thank you, ma. 538 00:18:41,827 --> 00:18:43,931 If I could take her life And get away with it, I will. 539 00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:46,379 Alice: I heard that. I promise you, 540 00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:48,310 I'll kill you ass first. 541 00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:50,344 [john sighs] 542 00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:53,241 Alice: you was almost An abortion baby. 543 00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:57,310 Keep that shit up. Send you back where you came. 544 00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:58,206 [bill laughs] 545 00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,689 John: why y'all laughing? 546 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:01,172 It ain't funny. It ain't funny. 547 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,586 [bill laughs] Mike: look, I'm sorry, man. 548 00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:06,586 Tom: it's cool, bro. 549 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:07,965 John: bill, come on, man. 550 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,551 I know--hey, this is The one, man. 551 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:10,965 Bill: nope. 552 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,344 John: tom, come on. If you come in, 553 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:15,551 They got to come in. Come on, tom. 554 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:21,103 [tom exhales] Yeah, I'm not in If they're not in, bruh. 555 00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:24,379 John: all right. Cool. 556 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,172 Tom: all right. I gotta get back to work. [sniffles] 557 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,000 Bill: hey, j, Look at it this way, 558 00:19:28,137 --> 00:19:29,172 You make this place work And we can 559 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,448 Go from there, all right? 560 00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:34,137 Mike: at some point, you got to Do something for yourself, man. 561 00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:35,413 Bill: didn't we just say that? 562 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,068 John: wait, what? What do you mean 563 00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:38,275 Did you just say that? 564 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,275 Mike: we're tired of caring you. 565 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,137 At some point, john has to make Something happen for john. 566 00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:44,724 John: so y'all talking about me? 567 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,586 Bill: no. Yo, all in love, bruh. 568 00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:49,413 John: you too, tom? 569 00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:50,931 Tom: bruh, we--we just can't Keep doing this, man. 570 00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:52,137 Mike: no, tom's Not gonna say it. 571 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,344 This ain't cool, man. 572 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,068 John: cool. Don't worry about me 573 00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,689 Ever asking y'all for Nothing else ever again. 574 00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,241 Trust that. 575 00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:01,241 Mike: you really copping An attitude right now? 576 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,103 John: y'all think I can't make This deal happen on my own? 577 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:04,068 Bill: oh. Where else you gonna Get the money from, bruh? 578 00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:05,482 You ain't got no credit. 579 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,241 Tom: hey, guys, just pull up. Relax. 580 00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:08,689 Bill: no, no, we tired of it. Yo, I gotta go. 581 00:20:08,827 --> 00:20:10,206 Mike: look... Bill: excuse me. 582 00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:11,551 Mike: we didn't come over here To argue with you 583 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,310 Or make you mad, all right? 584 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:15,931 Alice: they come to laugh They ass off. 585 00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:17,655 Tom: no, no, bro, All I'm saying is 586 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:20,586 You can't be mad at us for Not giving you more money. 587 00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:22,000 John: tom, I don't need that. 588 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,689 I don't need you patronizing me. Thank you. 589 00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:25,655 Tom: okay. Okay. Okay. My house tomorrow, all right? 590 00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:26,896 Mike: absolutely. Bill: uh-hmm. 591 00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:28,034 John: I'm good. I don't be there. 592 00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:29,551 So, y'all have a good time. 593 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:31,379 Tom: are you really gonna Be like that, bruh? 594 00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:34,689 John: do you, bro. I'mma do me. Have a good one. 595 00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:35,862 Tom: all right. All right, bruh. 596 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,068 Mike: all right. Let's get going. 597 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:38,344 John: all right. Cool. All right. 598 00:20:38,482 --> 00:20:39,931 Whatever, bro. Yeah. Man. 599 00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,344 Tom: all right. Cool. John: all right. 600 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:42,517 Mike: see you. John: all right. Peace. 601 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:43,551 Mike: all right. 602 00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:47,448 [chairs clattering] 603 00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:48,551 John: stupid. 604 00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:50,344 Alice: I told you. 605 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,931 John: ma, it ain't funny. They could do that to me 606 00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:55,103 After all I did For them? Really? 607 00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:56,655 Alice: boy, you got To stop thinking 608 00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:58,172 The world owe you something. 609 00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:00,620 You like your dad, You can't do anything 610 00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,103 Without somebody helping you. 611 00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:05,793 John: wow, ma, That's really low. 612 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,275 Thanks for kicking me while I'm down, appreciate it. 613 00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:11,448 Alice: wait, did I Hurt your feelings? 614 00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:15,172 Well, you hurt mine, But 14 hours of labor 615 00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:18,482 And I ain't Got over it yet. 616 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:21,206 John: so you don't think I can Do this on my own either, ma? 617 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:27,586 Alice: no. Hell no. No way. Fuck no. 618 00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:32,689 Never gonna happen kind of Thing, in a honest kind of way. 619 00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:35,896 John: okay. Thanks for the encouragement. 620 00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,931 Alice: you're a loser. 621 00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:40,068 John: wow. Alice: but I love you. 622 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,275 Bye. 623 00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:48,379 [giggles] 624 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,896 John: what up, leon? Yeah, bro. 625 00:22:00,034 --> 00:22:03,068 Hey, I'mma take the money, cuz. 626 00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:05,620 Yeah. I'mma take it. All right? 627 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,517 Let's open level 28, man. All right. 628 00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:11,655 Let's get it. All right, bruh. Peace. 47289

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