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Welcome to my lab, Mr. Rodriguez.

How was your flight?

[ chimp gibbering ]

Terrific!

We could not do this without you.

Thank you so much for your cooperation.

Could you please escort Mr. Rodriguez

up on the platform?

Connecting to baby monkey subject.

Dimitri, it's time.Da.

They're ready for you, Doctor.

Oh, our time has finally come, Dimitri.

Tonight we crack the code on baby language,

allowing adults to communicate with their babies.

Please put Mr. Rodriguez into the Demistifier.

Da. Ah.

Hello, Mr. Rodriguez.

Now this will be over before you know it.

Would you like me to hold that?

[ gibbers ]

Thank you. Now please to get into Demistifier.

Dimitri, when the Demistification is complete,

Mr. Rodriguez will be able to speak the baby monkey language

and understand the baby monkey.

Mr. Rodriguez will speak fluent baby monkey language.

[ baby burbling ] Computer voice: Stand by for Demistification.

[ beeps ] 10, nine, eight, seven...

Subject looks okay.

It's going to work. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Demistifier running. three two, one.

Ah.

[ door hisses ]

[ burbling ]

Oh, Doctor, he's--

he's practically naked.

Well yes, I can see that, Dimitri.

Hmm, you know, I might be mistaken,

but it appears as if Mr. Rodriguez

believes that he's a baby too.

Is that what we wanted?

Well, no, Dimitri!

We wanted him to understand baby language

not to become one.

It's the complete opposite.

Please forgive me for what I'm about to do.

Excuse me.

Ahh ha ha ha ha

Yi yi yi yi yi yi!

[ rock music playing ]

Whoa, come on.

Let the kids go by.

Hey, Michael. Give me a high-five there.

...keep it coming, keep it coming.♪ Mom, now that I'm gone

♪ Don't worry about tomorrow

♪ 'Cause I'll be all right on my own... ♪

Come on through, Fairfield

the town that never stops moving.

Keep it coming. Keep it coming.

♪ You taught me well, now say goodbye .♪

♪ Don't look back or you'll make me cry ♪

♪ Dad, you've been my best friend...♪

Get your paper today. Paper-- read it.

♪ You taught me more than a thing or two. ♪

♪ Be strong while I'm away

♪ Keep me in your thoughts till I return ♪

♪ From the Opposite Day...

I love my job!

♪ Opposite Day, Opposite Day ♪

♪ It's only once in a lifetime day. ♪

♪ Opposite Day, Opposite Day ♪

♪ It happens once in a lifetime...♪

[ people cheering ]

I need you to go to the supermarket.

Jack, I told you to go long.

And if the sales go below 150, sell short.

I don't care what you say.

If the sales go below 150, sell short.

♪ I just wanna be a kid

♪ Can't do things like my mommy did ♪

♪ Oh yeah...

I've got 30 minutes for lunch.

I need a cab. Taxi!

I'm walkin' here.

I'm walkin' here.

Hey, pay attention.

It's your move, Marv.

[ bell ringing ]

You know, it makes no sense.

At school they want us to play on the playground and slide.

When I do it at home my parents go nuts.

You rubbed butter on the banister

and slid down in your underwear, Sammy.

Oh, give me a break, Carla.

Like I'm gonna walk down 20 steps

every time I want a snack from the fridge.

What did your parents do when they found out?

They grounded me for the rest of the day.

Ooh, that's so harsh.

That's nothing.

Last week I threw ice cream at my little sister

and I got no dessert for a week.

No dessert for a whole week?

Parents are so bossy.

All they want to do is make rules.

And every chance they get they ground me.

For good reason.

If Mom and Dad let you do whatever you wanted,

the house would be wrecked by now.

Well, when I'm a parent,

I'm gonna let my kids do whatever they want.

Sure, Sammy?

You want to play? Let's play.

Yah!

[ electronic chirping ]

[ yelling ]

Hey, Carla, you wanna trade games?

I'm still playing.

Well, today's Opposite Day which means you're not playing.

Today's so not Opposite Day.

You just made that up.

Well, you just said it's not Opposite Day,

which means it is Opposite Day,

which means if you are using the game,

you really aren't using the game,

which means I can have it.

Here we go.

Today could be Give Your Brother the Game Day,

but you're still not getting it.

This life of ours...

if we can even call it a life...

is totally unfair.

We could easily do what our parents can do...

make dinner, raise a family.

Ha! Piece of cake.

Cake? Don't mind if I do.

And yet they tell us what to do?

I don't think so.

If kids ran the world, it would be so much better.

I say starting now we stop letting adults

tell us what to do.

Yeah.

Hey, guys.

What's up, Chaz?

what are you guys talking about?

The boys think kids should be in charge of parents.

I mean, that could never happen.

That's just...whoo!

Who needs parents?

I don't know. I kind of like my dad.

I just wish he'd play with me more.

At least he tucks me into bed at night.

Aw, Mom's here.

Hey, guys. Mom!

Come on, baby, let's go.

Hello.

See you guys on Monday.

TTYL, Sue!

Susie Q, what's TTYL?How was your day, kiddo?

Pretty good. Yeah? Yeah.

Wanna go for a bike ride when we get home?

All right, my loves.

Let's get going, okay?

Because I've got a surprise for you both at home.

Cool. Cool.

Yeah yeah! Go go!

Cinderella dressed in yellow...

All right, Joey!

Get it, Get it, Get it.

Look, it's Grandma and Grandpa coming.

[ cell phone ringing ]that could only mean one thing.

Guess where we're going.

On vacation!

Whoo! Yeah!

I'll see you on Monday. Okay.

Daddy!Hi.

Mm, I love you.[ giggles ]

Grandma, Grandpa!

Dad! Hello, my little angel.

Ugh, don't embarrass me.

Embarrass you? In front of who, your mother?

What, I can't hug my own son?

It was cool a couple of years ago.

Someday you're gonna be a parent

and you're gonna realize how important

this bond is between father-son.

Okay.

Can I go now?

Yes.Cool.

okay.

Wouldn't it be great to be a kid again, huh?

Get so excited about everything?

I don't know.

I wouldn't want to give up being married to you...

Oh.our fantastic kids,

our wonderful life together.

I know. Just for a day, though.

Let's not forget the fishing rods.

[ cell phone ringing ]

Sorry, I gotta take it.

Hi, Charles.

Hey!

Oh.

Hi, Miss Jenkins.

Dr. Larrabee.

Aw thanks, Dad. These are my favorite.

You can't keep doing this, Dr. Larrabee.

It's not fair to Chaz and it certainly is not fair to me.

I know, I know.

But I will be here early every day next week, I promise.

Hey, Dad, I made this for you.

Hey, that's a nice job there.

Uh, that's nice. That's...

So, uh, we're in a bit of a time crunch here, so...

I'm sorry.

You've really grown up, son.

All right, we're all packed up.

Let's hit the road, Jack.

Now are you kids ready for an old-fashioned

fun-in-the-sun vacation in our new cabin?

Yeah!

[ Jack laughing ]

I wanna sit in the middle. No, that's not fair.

Ow!Scooch over. No, I won't.

What is it, hon?

Charles needs me to come into the office.

Right now?

It's ridiculous, but my client pushed up his deadline

and now I've got two weeks' worth of work to do in two days.

And what about our vacation?

You'll just have to go without me.

Something's wrong.

If you're not going, I'm not going.

No, go. Have fun.

Denise, I'm not going on vacation

while you're stuck in the office.

Besides, it'll be good for Mom and Pop

to have a weekend alone with the kids.

And who knows?

Maybe you can finish up early

and we can get some time to ourselves.

That would be nice.

I thought this was supposed to be a family vacation.

Now don't you worry.

I'll take good care of the kids.

What's their names again?

[ laughing ]

He's joking...

I think.

I'm just yanking their chain.

All right, kids,

wave goodbye to your parents.

[ engine starts ]

You may never see them again.

[ laughter ]Bye, Pop.

Bye, guys.

Bye, Daddy. I'll miss you.

I love you, princess.

Bye.Bye, Daddy.

I'm really proud of you, son.

[ blues music playing ]

♪ There's only one thing in my mind ♪

♪ I'm leaving everything behind ♪

♪ I'm just looking for good times... ♪

If I was in charge,

I would not ruin a family vacation for stupid work.

I agree.

♪ Heading down this endless road ♪

♪ Breaking down unopened doors ♪

♪ Taking chances, fine with me . ♪

♪ Let it roll from what you need ♪

♪ to leave it up to me Raise your hands ♪

♪ I can make you see Raise your hands now... ♪

Awesome!

Come on, it's awesome.Dude.

This is so cool!

Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa.

Come On, Come on.

Come On, Grandpa.

Hey, kids, for dinner I'm gonna make hot dogs

with macaroni and cheese,

homemade ice cream and Gummi Bears.

I love Gummi Bears!

Gummi Bears!

Yes, Gummi Bears!

You're going to have so much fun

it's going to come out of your ears.

[ kids giggling ]

Emily, I need to see those layouts.

Oh, Denise.Yeah?

I just got an email from Tyler at Skin So Smooth.

They want to start their slogan with "Smooth..."

It's up to us to figure out the rest.

And by up to us that means up to you.

Oh.

Good luck.

Okay, if I crank this out double-time,

I still might make it to the cabin.

Yeah, right. Good luck, girl.

All right. Now this is Dimitri's son Alexia.

He's usually on time. Don't worry.

Let me put the coat on the doctor.

You're late. Make a note of that, please.

Yes, sir, Mr. Montgomery.

My sincerest apologies.

You know, it's no small feat working 14-hour days

and raising a child on your own.

Spare me the excuses,Godfrey.

As you know, the board is expecting me to advise

on next fall's product launch this Thursday.

Either you show us something we can use in the launch

or I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.

Now what have you got for us?

Uh, well...

let's start with the birds.

The bird.

Come on.

After you.

Now did you know,

that overnight express delivery companies' employees

are paid $20 an hour for their deliveries?

So I started thinking, what if we started a company

with employees that could be paid in bird feed, literally?

Tada!

Even as we speak, we're in production on a fleet...

Birds?

of thousands of birds that will travel at Mach speed,

delivering packages all over the world, 24 hours a day.

I call it Bird Express.

What does that have to do with babies?

Oh.

Well, I mean, other than the classic mythology

of birds delivering newborns, technically really nothing.

It's stupid.

And a waste of money.

What else do you have?

Right. No, forget the bird.

Yeah yeah, just a little side project

to sort of wet your appetite.

Ooh!

Come here.

Feast your eyes on the future of sports.

Hmm? Bats hit, clubs swing...

[ humming ]

ooh, all on their own.

Ooh!

You see, the automated motion-- it teaches kids to play sports

with the proper form.

Ooh, look at this.

[ electronic chirping ]

Uh-oh.

Oh!

Oh my God. Are you okay, Mr. Montgomery?

It's all right, it's all right. Be careful.

You call that a punch? No, I don't think so.

Thank you for your patience, sir. Yeah.

Hey, we're just getting warmed up, right?

Dimitri.

okay.

Now this next one is for the parents

and I call it Slow Ray.

Yeah. Watching a baby when you have

other household responsibilities...

it's incredibly challenging because

they're all over the place...

you know, falling down, getting into everything.

But if you slowed them down...

ah...

how far can they go, hmm?

How much can they destroy?

That is fascinating, but how is the effect reversed?

Oh.

Oh, thank you, Doctor.

What happens if a parent accidentally shoots their kid

with the fast mode first?Good point.

Oh, well, uh...

So far I've seen absolutely nothing

worth mentioning to the board.

If anything, hearing what you have to say

has made me stupider.

are we done yet?I think we're done.

Yeah, Bye. My dad always has problems.

No, we're not done.

There's still one more invention left.

There is?Yeah.

Um, this is something that I've been working on

since my PhD days.

It's a machine that allows adults to speak baby language.

All due respect, sir, but have you lost your mind?

Not now, not now.

You're telling me that parents

will be able to talk with their babies?

It will revolutionize parenting as we know it.

Godfrey, my boy, now you're speaking my language.

There's just one tiny little itty-bitty problem.

We don't like problems.

We don't do that word "problem ."

It's still sort of in the testing phase.

Godfrey, how much would you say

you enjoy working here at Cuddledyne?

A whole lot? Not so much?

Get off!No, you get off!

I called it.Now Now, possums.

These two beds are exactly the same.

Martha, I built both these beds with my bare hands.

Sammy is right...

that one is better.

Not to mention the view.

Huh?

Stop teasing the kids.

Come on, they're both exactly the same.

Oh look...

it's the first star.

You know, if you wish on it, your dreams will come true.

I wished on it that I would meet someone wonderful

like your grandpa and I did.

Are you saying that we can make a wish?

Uh-huh.

But make sure your wish counts.

Good night, angel.

Good night.

Good night, Grandpa.

And don't let the bedbugs bite.

[ Carla giggles ]

You know, Grandma and Grandpa are pretty cool.

[ sighs ]

I have a wish.

I wish that kids ruled the world.

And I wish you would stop talking so I can sleep.

[ sighs ]

You know, we should build an underwater city too.

That way people have a place to live

once global warming melts the polar ice caps

And floods the world.

That's a good idea.

How's my little Chazz-mattaz?Hey, Dad.

Today you're gonna be Dad's little helper.

How's that sound?

I'd love to help you.

Okay, come here.

Uh, listen, I want to show you something

that's gonna make both our lives better.

How's that sound?

You made me a robot?

Not quite.

Dimitri, it's time.

Da.

All right, look, Chaz.

I just need you to sit in here and be still, all right?

It's completely safe.

I designed it myself.

Trust me, I'm your father.

You'll be the first child who'll be able

to communicate with babies.

You'll know baby language.

Our lives will be completely changed after this.

Some father you are.

We are about to make history!

You say that at all your demonstrations.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, son.

Computer: Initiating uplink to maternity ward.

Connecting to baby subject.

[ buzzing ]

I can't believe you'd do this to your own son.

Stand by...

I'd make a better father than you.

How could you test a machine on me that doesn't even work?

seven, six...

I hate this machine.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

[ door opens ] Malfunction.

[ klaxon blaring ] no, Chaz.

You care more about your stupid work than you do about me.

That's not true.

I am pulling the plug on this program.

When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky

if you get a job flipping burgers.

[ rhythmic clapping ]♪ Hickory dickory dare

[ Montgomery joins ]♪ The pigs flew up in the air

♪ Hickory dickory dare The kid flew up in the air ♪

♪ Hickory dickory dare The pigs flew up in the air ♪

♪ Hickory dickory dare...

[ Dimitri crying ]Oh, Dad, I got so scared.

Almost pooped my pants.

Whoa, look how big my hands are.

Ah!

I'm like a monster.

Ahh!

[ whimpering ]

[ Godfrey shouting ] Look at your hair.

Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah.

I want to play tag with you.

I want to play tag with you.

[ giggling ]

Whee!

Computer, tell me what happened.

The Demistifier has had a complete malfunction,

resulting in leakage.

Dr. Larrabee, is everything all right?

Uh, Dr. Larrabee?

Yeah...yeah, I'm Dr. Larrabee.

Computer, what happened to all of us?

Computer: This leakage has created a mist

over the entire city for a five-mile radius,

causing all family members to switch identities...

parents taking on their children's personalities

and children taking on their parents' personalities.

Are you saying that this mist causes kids to act like adults

and adults to act like kids?

That is correct.

Very good, computer.

Very good. No.

[ dance music playing on radio ]

Martha, Martha!

What?

Do you see what I see?

[ man, woman laughing ]

I guess...I guess I'm just imagining it.

Okay to cross now, kids.

Last one's a rotten egg!

This isn't Halloween, is it, dear?

No no. The last time I checked Halloween is in October.

I know what it is.

You must have made a wrong turn and...

I know exactly where we are.

Please don't give me a hard time.

[ car horn blaring ]

Kids, kids, wake up. Wake up.

Do you see what I see?

Look look look.

Sammy, Carla, wake up.Whoa!

Hey, bub, get the lead out of it!

That kid is driving!

Kids can't drive.

No, Sammy, please. She's right.

They're not just driving.

They're doing everything, these kids.

♪ Mom, now that I'm gone

♪ Don't worry about tomorrow

♪ 'Cause I'll be all right on my own ♪

♪ Don't be afraid...

I've got 30 minutes for lunch. I need a cab.

Taxi!♪ you taught me Well Now say goodbye ♪

♪ don't look back or you'll make me cry ♪

♪ Dad, you've been my best friend ♪

♪ You keep me up when I'm feeling blue... ♪

Keep it moving. Keep it moving. Come on.

♪ Be strong while I'm away

♪ Keep me in your thoughts till I return ♪

♪ From the Opposite Day, Opposite Day ♪

♪ Opposite Day

♪ It's only once in a lifetime day ♪

♪ Opposite Day, Opposite Day ♪

♪ It happens once in a lifetime ♪

♪ Oh well, let's have some fun ♪

♪ It's crazy But it'll be all right... ♪

Get your fresh hot papers here.♪ Won't see you till tomorrow night ♪

♪ Walk really fast...

Jack, I told you to Go long.

And if sales go below 150, sell short.

I don't care what you say.

If sales go below 150, sell short.

♪ Cooking things and building too ♪

♪ Can't pay the bills as good as you ♪

♪ I'll try really hard...

I need you to go to the supermarket.

So when you vote for Mayor Dugen,

know that you're not only voting for free parking,

you're voting for freedom!

[ crowd cheering ]

[ all cheering ]

Oh yeah!High-five!

It looks like the world's turned opposite.

Like Opposite Day,

but to the max.

All the kids are acting weird, like adults.

And all the adults are acting like kids.

Wait.

Do you know what this means?

What?

My wish came true!

Kids rule the world.

How can you be happy about this?

Who wouldn't be?

I Guess me.

Stop sign, you knucklehead![ tires screech ]

Hey, I'm walkin' here!

Well, I didn't see it.

I'm losing my concentration.

[ siren wailing ]

Kids, be on your best behavior now.

I'll handle this.

Martha, there's one thing I know how to do.

I know how to deal with the law.

[ police radio chatter ]

License and registration.

You know those Candid Camera shows?

We're on "Candid Camera."

Oh, very funny.

We see through you, don't we?

Don't we?

I don't know.

Maybe it's not a gag.

Maybe it's not a gag?

you have a listening problem?

Little boy, you're operating this automobile?

I'm a little boy?

I think you're a little confused, kiddo.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

What do you think I'm doing?

If everything really is opposite,

then Grandma and Grandpa are two little kids driving this car.

And you know what that makes us?

The adults.

And we'd be responsible for them.

I'm not going to jail for this, all right?

I'm sorry, Carla, but if there's a world out there

where I get to call the shots, I want to be a part of it.

What is he doing?

♪ Break my fall...

[ engine starts ]♪ Waking from a bad dream

♪ Reaching out to find you gone again . ♪

♪ I'm turning to my cell phone

♪ Turning out to be my oldest friend ♪

♪ And shame On you...

Hey, Who are the adults here?

You or them?

We are, of course.

[ laughs ] Yeah!♪ It's the both of us

♪ Can't I make you see?

♪ You can catch me if you want

♪ Try to catch me if you can

♪ I hope you catch me if you dare ♪

♪ It would mean the world to see you take a second ♪

♪ Just to recognize how longer I can bear ♪

♪ How can you help me?

♪ How can you hear me? You're never home... ♪

Come On, Be careful.

Why are you crying, mister?

Because my mommy put me on time out

because I pushed a kid.

Too bad for you.

Yeah.

Hello there, lovely ladies.

Oh, Who Is he?

He's so cute.

So let me get this straight.

You're telling me that you,

a little boy who from the looks of things

is no more than seven years old, is a grandfather?

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

This isn't good.

Wait a minute, Officer.

I can vouch for him.

He's my husband of 45 years.

And in the back you can ask my grandkids.

Listen, Officer, maybe we can work this out.

I've got a box of Girl Scout cookies in the trunk and...

What kind? Wait a minute!

Are you trying to bribe an officer?

No! It's just a few cookies.

Animal crackers.

Out of the car, son!

Cooperate, Jack.

I am cooperating!

♪ How can you help me?

♪ How can you hear me? Over there.

♪ You're never home to take my call ♪

♪ You gotta show me you wanna know me... ♪

Come On, fresh From the press.♪ Gotta Be There

♪ To break my fall

♪ Break my fall...

Fresh off the press.

♪ you Gotta Be There

♪ Break my fall

♪ Oh, you should Be there. [ children chattering ]

Hey, come on, keep it moving.

Keep it moving, people.

On the sidewalk.

Hands on your head.

Put your right foot in.

Take your right foot out.

Put your left foot in.

And shake it all about.

I said the left foot.

Where are your parents?

Oh, Martha, I'm so confused. Please.

You're going to need to breathe into this.

And then you go. And then you and you, all right?

I'm next. I'm so excited.

Next! Yeah!

Yeah, whoo!Next!

Hee hee!

Walk the line, tough guy.

That's hopscotch.

You too.

I said Walk it.

I won't. You will.

I won't.Will.

Won't. I've had enough of you.

You know what you are?

You're a little punk kid in a cop's uniform.

Is that right?

That's it.

We're going downtown.

Oh, you're making a mistake, Officer.

All he did was run a stop sign.

Hey, it's not your turn yet.

Carla, I don't know if this is just a dream

or if it's just one huge practical joke,

but you've got to promise me that we're going to enjoy it

for as long as it lasts, okay?

Whatever you say, Sammy.

What's your problem?

Grandma and Grandpa just got arrested.

Next!

Come on now.

Is all of this really necessary?

Smile for the ducky.

[ squeaking ]Wah Wah wah.

[ shutter clicks ]

Could I Get a copy of that?

[ shutter clicks ]

Finger-paint, please.

Does it wash off?

This Is so childish.

Take your time.

I want you to be really sure, so take your time.

It's him. It's him on the right.

That one?

I'm sure of it.

[ phone ringing ]you Gotta believe me.

I'm telling you I'm innocent!

Tell it to the judge.

Jasper, what are you doing here?

What do you mean what am I doing here?

I work here. I'm a cop, remember?

No, I don't remember.

A few days ago you were a normal kid just like us.

What are you talking about?

I've been on the force since I was practically born.

Are we the only ones who can see

that everything has turned opposite?

All of a sudden kids are in charge,

like we talked about in school the other day.

In school?

Everything's all mixed up.

I'm sorry to say, guys, but the only thing mixed up is you.

Parents acting like kids, kids like parents...

now that's hilarious.

I promise you, things are as normal

as they've always been.

Well, there... there are these old...

there are these young kids that just came in.

What's gonna happento them?

So tell me, Jack,

Where were you two hours ago?

Was it on Main Street in front of Casey's Market

in front of a stop sign as bright as day?

You Oompa-Loompas can ask me all you want, I ain't squealing!

Don't worry, hon.

If it comes down to it, I'll take the fall for ya.

He ain't cooperating,boss.

They're playing it smart...

Won't speak without an attorney present.

[ groans ]

[ snaps fingers ] I got it.

Maybe we should throw the book at 'em.

Yeah, good idea.

You're thinking.

They dodged "The Book"!

I'm out of ideas.Me too.

What now?

How about we Get a bite to eat?

Okay. I'll drive.

My treat, buddy.Thanks.

What do you feel like having today?

All rise for the honorable judge.

Whoo!

Operating a vehicle as a minor?

Running a stop sign without even saying you're sorry?

Trying to bribe an officer with Girl Scout cookies?

And not even mentioning they were Thin Mints!

They were animal crackers!

Oh, the list goes on and on.

You people make me sick.

Jack and Martha Benson, please rise.

Seeing that this is your first offense,

I've decided to take it easy on you two.

Oh![ laughing ]

25 years of solitary confinement.

No! No.

Bailiff, take them away.

[ whooping ] What kind of a lawyer are you?

[ kids chattering ] [ wolf whistles ]

[ sniveling ] Just act as though...act casual.

Oh my God.

[ growls ]

Oh my...Let me out.

Stay in a single line.

Keep your hands where I can see them.

I'm innocent.

Want a lolly?

No thank you. We...

that's very nice of you, but we haven't had dinner yet.

How about a game of tic-tac-toe?

I don't know the rules.

No thank you.

[ giggling ]

[ siren wailing ]

Come on, Rog, get a hit.

♪ When I was a kid I would dream that I was grown up ♪

♪ And be on my own

♪ No people to tell me who, what, where, why... ♪

Really appreciate it.

Thanks, Jasper.

I'm worried about you folks.♪ I have hopes, I have dreams

♪ That one day I'm gonna live my life just like I want to ♪

♪ Who do you wanna be?

I hope you're happy.

About What?

You know, if it wasn't for your stupid wish,

Grandma and Grandpa would still be with us

instead of sitting in a stinky old jail cell.

Well, it's not my fault.

I mean, it's not like I created all this.

Did I?

[ loud clatter ]

[ electronic sound effects ]

Holy cannoli!

Whoa, you took the words right out of my mouth.

[ video game music playing ]

Whoa.

Oh my gosh.

If you weren't with me this whole time,

I would swear this was your work.

Well, I make a good mess.

And when I say good, I mean good.

But not this good.

Surprise![ screaming ]

Mom, Dad! Mom, Dad!

Hey! We built the coolest fort. You gotta see it.

Oh my God, you guys, you've gotta check it out.

They're just like little kids.

Where have you guys been?

Yeah, we missed you, Mom and Dad. We missed you.

Why do you keep calling us Mom and Dad?

You're the parents.

No, silly, you are.

No, we're the kids.

You're the parents.

We're the kids. You're the parents.

No, I'm telling you, we're the kids

and you guys are the parents.

[ giggles ] [ whistling ]

They're so weird.

Wait a minute. Wait.

If they're the kids, then we should be able

to tell them what to do, right?

[ squeaks ]

I guess so.

You look like a dog.

Robert...

clean up this mess right now.

No No! Do we have to?He's the one that did it.

Yes, you do.

She did it. She did the whole thing.

it was his idea.You know what?

I don't care whose idea it was.

He did it. No, She did it.

I want you to clean it up right now.

What am I saying?

Denise, you go get me some popcorn

and, yeah, Robert, you go get me a soda.

Let's go. We don't have all day, people.

[ clapping ] Let's go.

What?

Toilet paper was Robert's idea.

Now this is the life.

What are you doing helping them, Carla?

That's their job.

Have you lost your mind?

You're abusing your power.

It's not fair.

Don't lecture me about fair, all right?

This is payback time.

They've had this coming for 10 years now.

Dad, is there anything else you want us to do?

I finished scrubbing the toilets with my toothbrush.

what now?

Denise, honey,

I'd like you to now brush your teeth with that toothbrush.

No! Oh.

But, Dad...I'm just messing with you guys!

Now it's playtime!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah!Whoo! Whoo!

♪ Today was a fun Day...It's snowing, it's snowing.

♪ Got to do things my way

♪ Don't tell me what to do...

10 Mississippi.

Ready or Not, here I come.♪ got to Be All grown-up

♪ Get to eat whatever I want

♪ You can't tell me what to do...♪

I think I'm gonna puke.

Bunny hop hop hop. Boo!

[ screams ]

I'm only doing this for you.

Tea?

Tea?

I got it, I got it.

Yeah!

Whoo!that was fun.

Just a tip, but Mom usually puts it in water.

♪ When kids rule...

Dinner Is served.

Hope you're hungry.

[ no audible dialogue ]

Let me through.

Move it, Sammy.Stop kicking.

You're getting on my nerves.

Hey, wait.

We can't let them get into bed looking like that.

Why not?

[ yelling ]

Cannonball!

Hey, ah ah ah.

Not so fast.

Aren't we forgetting something?

Good night, Dad.

Good night.

[ crying ]I miss you, Mom.

[ sniffles ]

You too, Dad.

You too.

It's harder than it looks... being a parent, isn't it?

I don't know about that.

I hope when we wake up in the morning

Opposite Day will be over.

I'm sorry for being such a pain today.

Good night.

Wake up, sleepyheads!

Hey!

Wake up. wake up, sleepyheads.

Mom, dad, Mom, Dad.

Ahh!We're hungry! Yay!

Again?

But we just fed them.

[ Denise shrieks ]I Guess we have to feed them.

And then after that we wanna go do stuff.

Okay, guys. Calm down. Ow!

Take a look outside.

Everything's still opposite.

Am I detecting a change of heart?

No. I love being in charge.

Besides, beats the heck out of going to school.

I'm not doing anything.[ doorbell rings ]

Stop it.

Oh, whoa.

Girl, you can't do the presentation looking like that.

I can't do the what?

Somebody call the fashion police.

No more police. Please no more.

It's just an expression, Carla. Chill out.

Now we have got to do something about that outfit.

Come on, girl.

Whoa, your clothes are ginormous.

I had that problem a couple of days ago.

Oh, take them down to Cuddledyne.

They can fix it.

Sue, has anything seemed to be a little weird to you

these past few days?

like What?

Like everything!

No, but you're kind of weirding me out right now.

Get dressed.

Okay, hair, outfit...

your clothes are ginormous.

makeup...perfect.

What do you think?

I'm embarrassed to know you.

[ car horn honking ]

But we don't have time. Let's go.

Hey, this is crazy.

What am I supposed to do at work?

Why are you acting like you've never worked in your life?

Whoa, where are you going?

Hello?

Earth to Sammy We're going to the office.

Man, you two are totally out of it today.

Come on, let's go.

Bye.

We've gotta fix this, Sammy.

Grandma and Grandpa are counting on us.

Grandma and Grandpa are probably having

the time of their lives right now.

It's jail. How fun can it be?

[ all cheering ]

You can do it.

Ahh, no, I can't.

[ laughter in background ]

[ grunting ]

Whoo!

Robert, what are you doing?

Ooh!

I...I'm sorry, Dad.

I'm so sorry.

I think I got some cereal in my pants.

Don't you two have to go to school?

Um, Dad, I've been thinking about that

and I don't want to go.

I'm not asking, I'm telling.

[ Robert grunts ]Got ya.

Hey, don't make me come back here.

Now buckle up.

You stop it. You stop it.

[ Robert, Denise arguing ]

Dad hit the trash cans.

Hey, watch it!

He doesn't know what he's doing.

Oh yeah, wicked.

We're really moving now.

Jeff Gordon coming through.

I said small flathead.

Yes, sir. Here's the small one.

Dad, Dad.

Dad, Dad.

Dad!

Would you help me build my rocket now?

Not now, Godfrey. Can't you see I'm working?

Oh, come on!

Sir, the dispenser units for the birds are ready to be tested.

Excellent.

Aren't you supposed to be in school?

Aw, I don't wanna go.

You are going. No.

Yes. No.

Yes. Why?

Because I said so.Okay.

♪ When I was a kid I would dream that I was grown up ♪

♪ And be on my own

♪ no people to Tell me...

so This Is work.

Yep, the place that pays the bills.

Pays the what?

You are totally out of it today, girl.

You probably just need a pick-me-up.

A pick-me-what?

It's coffee.

Who drinks coffee?

We do. Let's go.

I'll have a grande vanilla moco choca sugar free nonfat

triple latté extra hot over ice with whipped cream

and sprinkles.

Oh, and do you have goats' milk?

Sorry, fresh out.

I'll have soy then.

She'll have the same, blended.

[ elevator dings ]Ew.

It's our usual.

Hi.

[ elevator dings ]

[ elevator dings ]

[ buttons beeping ]Matthew, stop it! No.

Nice one.

Don't encourage him.

We're late enough as it is.

Copycat Ad Agency. May I please help you?

Copycat Ad Agency. May I please help you?

Copycat Ad Agency.

I've been late twice this week and Reynolds is all over me.

Who's Reynolds?

Your boss.

Did you rob a circus clown?

No.

Tell me this isn't the new summer fashion.

Actually it's my mom's.

Whatever. Come on.

[ Carla sighs ]

This is the only original we have,

so guard it with your life.

I need you to make 20 copies collated.

Double-side the bottom half in black and white,

then single-side the top half in color.

Fax it as an attachment to the client's FTP site.

Paperclip the hardcopy, then staple it.

You know what?

I really don't care.

Ugh, the plug.

[ buzzes ][ copier whines ]

Ahh!

[ copier whirring ]

Well, we decided for your new moisturizer

we would have to come up with the best

because you are the best.

Well, I'm expecting the best.

[ copier stops ]

Come on, I just want to be your friend.

You look like a nicer copy machine.

Let's try you out.

Come on.

Oh no, it's a shredder!

No. Oh, bad shredder.

Spit it out.

The clients are here.

Grab the presentation.

Hurry up.

Come on, let's go.

One sec.

Let's go.

Radio: Mostly sunny skies today

with a light east calming breeze.

Expect temperatures...

Hey hey, you wanna shoot some hoops?

Sorry, pal. I have to deliver the US mail.

Hey, guys, wanna play some basketball?

Can't.

We're on duty.

D7.

G4.

Boom! I got ya.

Game: You want to play? Let's play.

[ electronic chirping ]

[ yelling ]

You should slow down, pal.

After this one I never wanna see another malt again.

You off work today?

Today and every day.

You got a family?

A wife?

Yeah, I guess so.

Wife and kids,

the whole shebang.

Aren't they the most adorable kids you ever saw?

Uh, yeah, they're just darling.

Unbelievable how fast they grow up.

Never fast enough for them.

That was my problem.

I wanted to be an adult so I didn't enjoy my childhood,

didn't make the moments count,

didn't listen to my parents.

I became a pretty mixed-up kid.

Boy, I wish I could turn back the years.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.

I've gotta turn things right again.

How much are the malts?

They're always on the house.

I'm Dr. Chaz Larrabee.

Chaz?

I'm the best friend you could ask for.

can you turn it up, please?

I am here to help you.

Does the world around you seem larger lately?

Can't seem to reach the pedal anymore?

Trying to find answers for the unexplainable?

Come on down to Cuddledyne and see me,

Dr. Chaz Larrabee.

We don't just fix your clothes, we fix your life.

[ chuckles ]Cuddledyne.

Thanks again.

No pressure, but the future of the firm

depends on your presentation.

I love your dress.

It's so big.

Where'd you get it?

My mom's closet.

Never heard of it. Is that a new store?

[ clears throat ]Let's get started, shall we?

Our research shows that 80% of women

prefer smooth skin to dry scaly skin.

And that, in a nutshell, is the demographic we're going after...

savvy women who like smooth skin.

Carla's gonna distribute a mock-up print ad

for your new moisturizer.

Um...

yeah.

Okay.

Could you just pass this around?

Thanks.

This is a copy of somebody's bottom.

And where's the slogan?

You were supposed to come up with the slogan.

Smooth...

Um, right.

Smooth...

smooth...

bottom.

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Spot on!

I love it.

It's so fresh.

You're it!

Yeah, fantastic.

Look at the world I am

I'll use my father's idea of the overnight

delivery Bird Express,

and I will use these birds to fly to London,

France and New York to carry the mist

which will change everyone's personality

and put the kids in charge everywhere.

Keep it moving. Keep it moving.

[ kids shouting ]

Hey, uh, how much would it cost me

to hire you and your ninjas as my elite bodyguards?

one-o.

Look what it's doing to my hair.

Two-o.Guys...

Three-o.we need to talk.

Go higher.

I've been thinking.

I need to explain to you what's happened to everyone.

Alexia, there's no sign of reversal.

The outcome could have not been better.

Hurry up!

Yeah, I'll be there in one second.

All the kids have taken on the lives of their parents.

I want you to speed up the operation.

We go hot today.

The birds must be ready to fly immediately...

What are you up to, Chazz-mattaz?

and Mistify the whole world so the kids will be in charge.

Sorry.

You can't keep on doing this.

It's not fair to your boy or me.

I'll be on time next week.

Let's go.

Make sure that all the jet packs are filled with the mist

and secured perfectly on each bird

vand ready for takeoff.

On second thought, we'll talk later.

Come with me, guys.

Come on.Whoa, give me my backpack.

Hey, Dad, run through the gate.

Godfrey, be on your best behavior

and I'll give you some ice cream later.

Open it, Joey.

[ Godfrey chanting ]Run through the gate.

Run through the gate.

Run through the gate. Run through the gate.

Dad, I wanna Go see a movie.Oh Yeah.

I wanna see the one about the flying saucer.

Uh, we'll go tomorrow, I promise.

We'll do a double feature, okay?

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Can I help you?

We're here for the, um...we're...

Afternoon tour.

How'd you guess?

My wife says I have psychic abilities.

Go straight. Right.

Hey! Make the first Right.

Uh-huh.Stop it.

Day care's first door on your left.

Thanks.

All right, kids, I'm gonna tell you a story now.

Because you... be a little quiet now.

Regretfully Dr. Larrabee is unable

to join us on our tour today.

So let's get started.

Five years ago, looking to branch out from their roots

as a space technologies company,

Cuddledyne introduced their first baby product

the GPS Pacifier

which allowed parents to easily locate the missing sucker.

We're moving, we're moving.

[ sighs ]

Be aware...all jet packs have been filled with mist

and are fully operational.

Handle with care when attaching to the birds.

The first launching is in 15 minutes.

What did you want me to change?

Cover the D And the E.

Starting now this bad boy shall be known as the Mistifier.

Nice.

Give me my update, Alexia.

2/3 of the supersonic jet packs have been attached to the birds.

The first of the fleet are ready for takeoff as planned.

Brilliant, Alexia.

We're so close I can practically taste it.

At midnight tonight my birds will Mistify the world

and children everywhere will rule adults once and for all.

The best part is no one can stop me.

Thank you.

Get back to work!

The opposite will last forever.

[ alarm blaring ]What Is it?

Intruder in sector B.

No.

Sir, we've got a security breach.

Are you trying to ruin my moment of glory?No, sir.

I just wanted to inform you

that I've got the situation under control.

This isn't a playground.

it Is now.

But I'm the king and you're the peasant.

I'm gonna do it.Stop it!

Watch this. And They lived happily ever after.

Come on, kids, let's go.

But I wanted to hear the story.Where are we going?

Out of here. [ alarm blaring ] Go go go!

Help.

You're the worst driver I've ever seen.

Dad, did you do something wrong?

Go, Dad, go! Go go go!

[ all yelling ]

[ stuttering ]We lost him.

Sammy!

[ Robert shouting ]

Whew! You're never gonna believe where I was today.

What Is it, Sammy?

I ran into Chaz at school

and he was blabbering about kids controlling adults

and he has this evil army of birds...

Wait. Slow down for a second.

By the way, nice job with the house.

it looks great.

Dinner's ready now.

We're having chicken tenders and French fries.

Yo, Martha Stewart, what'd you do with my sister?

I think I'm really getting the hang

of this parents thing. Oh yeah, about that...

I ran into Chaz at school...

You think quiet little Chaz has something to do

with this opposite mess?

But that's just it.

He's not quiet little Chaz anymore.

I followed him back to this laboratory

and he's turned evil, Carla.

He's planning to do what he did to our town,

except all over the world.

I thought you loved this.

This was your dream come true.

I'm not so sure anymore.

Being in charge is hard work.

And please don't say I told you so.

I told you so.

Ma, can I ask you a question?

What Is it, Robert?

Is it Okay if we watch cartoons?

Not now, honey.

We've gotta go to the police.

But who's going to look after the kids?

Ahh ahh.

We need a babysitter.

[ doorbell rings ]

Hello. Thank you for coming.

What are you guys doing here again?

A few days ago something happened.

A machine in Cuddledyne Laboratory...

Whoa whoa whoa.

Let's move this over here.

[ cartoon on TV ]

Bring them to me.

We have until midnight tonight to stop the birds

or the whole world will be Mistified.

Come on, hurry!

Can I help you?

Police business.

Straight through, Officer.

Thank you.

They're here.

Computer: Neurotransmitters operational.

Where's Chaz?

Hello, Sammy, Carla.

You were in the neighborhood?

It's over, Chaz.

I told Jasper all about your evil plans.

I'm not gonna deny it, everyone.

I'm an evil evil little villain and I should be stopped.

Someone arrest me, please.

You heard him, Jasper.

Arrest him.

Yeah.

What are you waiting for? Arrest him.

I should be stopped.

And fortunately for me today's not that day.

Traitor![ handcuffs clicking ]

How could you do this to your friends?

Chaz is right...

it's kids' time to rule.

Why fight us when you can join us?

So we can act like a bunch of boring grown-ups like you?

When Chaz told me about adults becoming kids

and kids becoming adults, I didn't believe him.

But when he proved it to me, that it actually happened,

I realized this is the way the world should be.

Kids rule.

With kids in charge there'll be no more war and no more famine.

We will use the power of our collective young minds

to find solutions that will make the world a better place.

We can take care of our parents

better than they've ever dreamt of.

This Is our time to shine, Sammy.

You're wrong, Chaz.

We don't need that responsibility.

We just need our parents.

Oh, and what do you know?

You've got them.

Mom, Dad!

I see that we have a little family reunion.

I've gotta get back to the station.

Jasper.

They didn't do anything to you.

Let them go.

I fully intend to release you all...

Once you've been Mistified.

One breath of this mist and you'll forget

that grown-up parents ever existed.

You'll be just like the rest of us...

small and on top of it all.

You do realize you're tampering with Mother Nature?

Uh, yeah.

I hate to say this, but we like to call it Daughter Nature now.

Kids all over the world will be missing something so special

if you go through with this.

Write a book about it.

Place them in the Mistifier.

Come on, move along.

You'll never get away with this.

Let go!

Dad, Dad.

What is it this time, Godfrey?

Do you wanna help me build my rocket?

As usual your timing is horrible.

Help!

Computer : Peripheral nervous system activated.

Alexia.

Yes, Doctor?

I am trusting you to finish the Mistification process

of the Benson family.

Yes, sir.

I have some birds to attend to.

Chaz, don't do this.

Let us out.

[ both grunting ]

[ muffled cries ]

March forth, my bird-brained friends.

Spread the word.

Demistify the world.

You are the last of my warriors.

Together we'll make history.

Together we'll change this world.

[ cooing ]

Kids in charge everywhere.

Fly fly,

fly fly.

Fly!

[ clicking ]

Computer: Countdown to Mistification.

20, 19...

Help!

18, 17, 16,

15, 14, 13...

Help!

No one's gonna mess with my parents.

Dad!

[ thump ]

My nose, it hurts!

Oh no, Dad.

seven, six, five...

Dr. Larrabee's not going to be happy.

four, three...

[ klaxon buzzing ]

Yeah!That's my dad.

Mistification protoboard interrupted.

[ beeping ] Malfunction.

Cool!

I picked them first.

No, I did.No way.

You only want them because I want them.

Whoa, you take them.

Go, turn!

Uh!

I know this isn't the time to get all mushy on you, Sammy,

but even though I give you a hard time,

I'm proud to have you as my brother.

You really mean that?

of course I do.

Thanks.

For a girl you're a pretty cool sister too.

Uh!

We don't have much time left.

[ beeping ]It's almost midnight.

We have to make everything opposite again.

We need to find a way to reverse the Mistifier

and get things back to normal.

Uh, you go that way and I'll go that way, okay?

You got it.

All right.

Uh, you two, stay here.

The Bensons have escaped.

Send in the ninjas.

[ beeping ]Chaz?

[ all yelling ]

Kind of spooky in here.

Wanna play?

Let's play.

Huh, hah!

[ ninjas yelling ]

♪ Standing in a corner

♪ Feeling like I oughtta know better ♪

♪ I never should've told ya how to win me over ♪

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ Shame on you

♪ Always blaming me

♪ It's the both of us

♪ Can't I make you see?

♪ How can you help me?

♪ How can you hear me?

♪ You're never home...

These things are dangerous.

[ dance music playing in headphones ]

I'm not cleaning this up.

Computer: 10 minutes and counting

until mist release over global targets.

First fleet approaching targeted area.

So predictable.

No.

Such a shame.

You're just a tad too slow.

Flight attendants, please prepare for arrival.

[ beeping ]

[ laughing ]

Nine minutes until birds are over targeted areas

And mist released.[ laughing ]

And now for my next experiment,

I believe I've figured out how to make a kid fly.

You couldn't just let me be.

You had to play hero.

Well, sorry to say that your heroics

have come to a rather slow stop.

Any final thoughts?

[ deep voice ]I...

[ sighs ] Email me when you're done.

We have to get everybody in Fairfield back to normal.

We've got to stop Chaz.

Incorrect password.I don't know the password.

You can do it.

I don't know the password to...

to start this thing.

Do you want me to smash it, Ma?

Yes, but no.

I saw the buttons that my dad pushed

to make that thing work.

You remember them?

Yes, it's the same word as that right there.

The password is password?

Yeah.

Computer: Eight minutes until birds are over targeted areas

And mist released.

[ keyboard clicking ]

[ chiming ] Login successful.

[ Mistifier powers up ]

It's working, it's working!

Whoo! I did it!

[ Mistifier powers down ]

Malfunction.

Okay sorry, Sammy, but this is just so annoying.

Time is up.

Give me it!

Give me that thing.

Carla!Sammy!

Wait! You can't do this.

Give me one good reason why not.

You may not remember this,

but you used to like your dad, Chaz.

You were just upset because he didn't

spend enough time with you.

What good does that do me now?

There are so many wonderful things

parents do for their kids,

things that kids can never replace.

Like what?

[ sighs ]

Well, without parents,

who will tuck us in at night?

Who will make us dinner?

Who will show us new things, or teach us right from wrong,

or take care of us when we don't feel good?

Who will give us hugs and kisses?

Parents are our teachers, our guardians.

They look after us

and love us--

unconditionally.

We have our whole lives to act like adults,

so why rush growing up?

Your dad cares about you more than you think, Chaz.

Why else would he bring you those boxes

of caramel corn every day?

He brings them

because he knows they're my favorite.

He used to tuck me into bed at night.

I'm sorry.

I can't believe how selfish I've been.

I just wanted to be loved.

It's okay, Chaz.

You haven't been yourself these days.

Chaz, we gotta turn everybody

back into normal and get the birds back.

Computer: Six minutes until birds

are over targeted areas and mist released.

[ Computer beeping, chirping ]

Malfunction.

It's jammed.

So what do we do?

We gotta rewire the circuitry and override it.

Dad!

I mean, Godfrey, I need your strength.

me?

Yeah, Just Come on.

Robert, Denise, Over here.

Come On, guys.Mom, Dad...

What do I do?

can I help?Ow.

All right, Now pull that off.

Me? Yeah Yeah.

Just pull it off.

Really?

You know what? Just break it off.

You know, I'm afraid of breaking it.

Five minutes until birds...

Break it!

are over targeted areas and mist released.

[ grunts ] All right,

now pull these two wires out and push them together.

You Ready, son?

Ready.

Now.

Ahh!

[ Mistifier powers down ]

My brain hurts.

Where are we?

What's with my hair?

Look at my shirt.

Mom, Dad!

There you are.I missed you guys so much.

We'll never take you for granted.

I realize now how hard you guys have to work for us

and all the things that you have to do.

And just know that I love you guys

more than anything else in the world.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I love you!

Wow, that Is some kind of a hug.

Are you sure I'm not gonna embarrass you?

I know it's not cool being seen hugging your old man.

Dad, it's totally cool.

[ chuckling ]

Come here, my boy. Come here.

Oh.

Oh, Chaz, I am so sorry.

You know, I've been looking for a rainbow,

not realizing that it's right here.

But from now on you are my number-one priority.

I love you so much, Chaz.

Two minutes until birds...I love you, Dad.

Wait a minute, Wait a minute.

What about the Birds? Ooh!

Dr. Larrabee, we need your help.

Yeah, hurry up. Let's go.

Where was I?

[ birds screeching ]

Computer: Targets reached in 10...

I think, if I'm not too late...

nine...

I can redirect the mist

and send the birds out to sea.

Is it working?

I sure hope so.

Come on, hurry.

three...[ beeps ]

two, one.

[ beeps ]

Mission aborted.

Birds returning to base.

Evidently.

Yay!

Yeah!

Whoohoo!

[ all cheering ]

We were lucky.

You guys Ready to go?

Oh yeah!

Are you excited?Yeah.

All right, belts on, guys.

[ cell phone ringing ]Not again.

Do you have to take that?

[ ringing continues ]I'll just be a second.

Hello?

Denise, it's Charles.

Do you think this is bad news?

I know that look.

She's not coming.

Listen, I just wanted to say it was a job well done

with the moisturizing campaign.

A bit juvenile, yeah, but the client loves it.

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Who would think?

What are you doing calling me on a Sunday, Charles?

You have to understand that weekends are my only days

to spend quality time with my family.

I respect that and I get it.

Can we get together and talk about it?

So no more weekend calls.

Are we clear?

Yeah, I get it.

I'm sorry.

Look, She Is coming.

Let's go.

Fairfield the town that never stops moving.

Keep it coming. Keep it coming.

Extra. Get your paper today.

Paper...read it.

Hey, let's get a coffee.

Hey, Michael. How are you doing, guys?

Hey, good. How are you doing?

How are you?

Keep it coming.

Fairfield the town that never stops moving.

I feel like we're forgetting something.

Sammy & Carla: Grandma and Grandpa!

[ rock music playing ]

Hi. I'm Ariel.

I play Carla.

This is our set for "Opposite Day."

They put this stuff on me to make me look extra dreamy.

Girls, wives, girlfriends.

Wow.

♪ Got to be all grown-up...

[ thuds ]♪ Get to eat Whatever I want... ♪

Hanging in there.

It's...it's fun once you're in the air.

Ahh!

Cut cut.

[ beeping ]

Hah.

Trying to find answers for the unexplainable?

Come on down to C...

Cal Worthington.

Oh what a feeling!

[ laughing ]

What are you doing?

Ooh.

[ Both screaming ]

Mom!

♪ When kids rule

♪ No responsibilities

♪ Everything's all about me...

It's snowing! It's snowing.

It's Christmas with my family.

My family, it's Christmas time.

Ahh!

After Dylan gets Demistified,

he becomes KGB...

Kid gone bad.

I'm telling you, I'm innocent.

Tell it to the judge.

No! No no!

Let go of me! Ahh!

Cut.

No no!

[ laughter ]

Is the fleet ready?

All we have to do Is finish filling

the last few dispensers with the mist

and strap them to the storks.

Ah, the birds I mean.

And trap them to these birds.

And strap them to the birds.

[ laughing ]

Put yourself in for a raise.

Oh I'd have to do that.

Come on in, though. Let's talk about it.

We'll see you on Monday.

I thought I was terrific.[ laughter ]

Marker.

I don't know the password.

You can do it. [ clatters ]

[ laughing ]

[ muttering ]

Run correctly. Shh!

But... No, sh!

But I...

What are you still doing here?

Are you still here?

Okay, um, I'm going to ignore you

until you leave.

[ both laughing ]

What are you laughing at?

What are you laughing at?

Sorry.

I'll have a grande vanilla moco choca

sugar free nonfat triple latté

extra hot over ice

with whipped cream and sprinkles.

Oh, and do you have goats' milk?

Sorry, fresh out.

I'll have soy then.

She'll have the same...

blended.

Ew.♪ When kids rule

Stop that. Go away now, Go away.

Go away. Come on, get out.