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Kids, as you know...
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I was designing Goliath National Bank'snew headquarters...
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on the site of this old hotel,the Arcadian.
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GNB is the enemy!
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Problem was, some peopledidn't want the Arcadian torn down.
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Even bigger problem,they were led by my girlfriend, Zoey.
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Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on!
Hey, sweetie.
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Are we still on for dinner at 8:00
at Valenzizi's?
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That's great! I can't wait!
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That's great! I can't wait!
That's great! I can't wait!
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But somehow,Zoey and I were making it work.
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Ted, why are you dating our archenemy?
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I mean, Wile E. Coyote wouldn't try
to sleep with the Road Runner.
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Or maybe he was. Think about it.
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The way that she bats her eyelashes
and shakes her tail feathers in his face.
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She wants it.
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Isn't it hard for you guys to be
on opposite sides of something like this?
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Of course you feel that way, Lily.
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You and Marshall have basically melded
into one big hermaphroditic blob...
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and that's fine for you guys.
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But some of us want a partner
who challenges us to grow and evolve.
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You guys are in screaming matches
all the time.
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Growing matches.
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It was true.Zoey and I loved to challenge each other.
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The main character
is a young, spoiled prince...
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thrust into leadership
after the death of his father.
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It's obviously
a modern-day retelling of Henry IV.
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Are you kidding me? It's Don Quixote.
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The classic quest story with the hero-jester
and his long-suffering manservant.
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Okay. Clearly, when we're watching TommyBoy, we're watching two different movies.
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No. You hang up.
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No! You hang up.
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No. You hang up.
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No. You hang up.
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No. You hang up!
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No. You hang up.
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- No. You hang up.
- No. You...
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Hold on.
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Hello?
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For the love of God,
will one of you idiots hang up the phone!
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- Why would you do that?
- l... I thought you'd like it.
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- Who likes that?
- I like it.
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Your relationship sounds exhausting.
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Well, maybe yours is a bit lazy.
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Marshall and I
have been together 15 years...
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and the only debate
we've had about Tommy Boy...
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is whether it's awesome or super awesome.
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That's love, bitch.
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Now, around this time,Marshall had truly come to hate his job.
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He hated the paperwork.
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He hated the coffee.
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He hated the dirty jokes.
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He hated everything.
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- I have to quit.
- Quit GNB? Why?
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I need to do better things with my life, okay?
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There's... There's an opening
for an environmental lawyer...
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at the National Resources Defense Counsel.
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Sure, it pays less...
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but I'd be saving the oceans,
saving endangered species.
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Saving chicken bones and an old boot
to make hobo soup.
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Marshall, you can't pay your mortgage
with Hacky Sacks and good vibes.
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Baby, you have my full support.
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Well, then you're not gonna be able
to pay for that trip to Spain...
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that you've been planning.
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Yeah, say good-bye
to riding around in gondolas...
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and eating bratwurst
and seeing the pyramids.
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I don't think you know what Spain is.
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Well, I know that a trip there
costs some serious lira.
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- It's "dinero."
- Where? I want his autograph!
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So, Marshall walkedin the next morning all ready to quit.
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But then something weird happened.
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# I will remember you #
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Suddenly he didn't hate the paperwork.
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- He didn't hate the coffee.
- # Will you remember me? #
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He didn't even hate the dirty jokes.
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- # Don't let your life #
- Out of nowhere, Marshall actually liked GNB.
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# Pass you by ##
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- It's graduation goggles.
- What?
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Graduation goggles. Like with high school.
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It's four years of bullies
making fun of all the kids with braces...
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even after the braces come off
and they can walk just fine.
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But then on graduation day,
you suddenly get all misty...
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because you realize you're never
gonna see those jerks again.
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I just had graduation goggles
with that guy Scooby I dated.
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The guy who was basically a dog?
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He was the worst kisser I've ever been with.
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But the moment I decided to dump him...
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- # I will remember you #
- I suddenly got kinda wistful.
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He was a good boy.
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Yeah, I've been there too.
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Every time I'm done having sexwith a woman...
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at first, I never want to see her again,but then...
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# I will remember you ##
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No, that's pretty much it.
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The point is,
you can't trust graduation goggles.
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They're just as misleading
as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles...
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and "that's just a bulky...
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outdated cell phone in his front pocket"
goggles.
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That one was a bummer.
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You're right. Tomorrow I'm quitting GNB.
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No! You can't quit tomorrow!
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The lady with the big nipples
is coming back...
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to give another sexual harassment seminar...
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and I bribed one of the maintenance guys
to keep the room at a brisk 55 degrees.
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Baby, more than ever,
you have my full support.
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You know, sometimes
I feel bad for Lily and Marshall.
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I'm starting to feel bad for Ted and Zoey.
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It starts with an "L"?
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How can you not remember my name?
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It's like they never challenge each other.
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They just automatically agree all the time.
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- Well, they don't do that all the time.
- Yes, they do.
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- No, they don't.
- Yes, they do.
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- It's like they don't see eye to eye on anything.
- Eye to eye on anything.
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- Totally.
- Totally.
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It rhymes with your name.
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And I said my name was...
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Baby, I did it. I quit!
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And then I walked right over to the NRDC,
and I took that job.
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- Oh, good for you, sweetie!
- Yeah, yeah.
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It's a little less money than I was expecting.
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I mean, compared to what
I was making at GNB, it's nothing.
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Actually, compared to anything, it's nothing.
It's nothing.
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The paid position just got filled,
so all I can do is volunteer right now.
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You're cool with that, right?
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Baby, if this is what you need to do,
we'll figure it out.
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How's Barney handling you leaving?
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Hey, Barney,
there's a bunch of models in the lobby...
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and the gossip is one of them is really a dude.
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You wanna play Who's Hot and Who's Scott?
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It's always the one in the turtleneck, Ted.
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No, I don't wanna play.
Stupid Marshall, he ruined everything.
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Oh, come on. Everything's not ruined.
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- Guys, everything's ruined.
- What? Why?
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Your girlfriend somehow got the landmark
preservation committee to agree to a hearing.
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If they declare the Arcadian a landmark,
the whole project is dead.
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The good news is I just got the phone number
of a husky-voiced hottie in a turtleneck.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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So, if the landmark preservation committee
sides with Zoey...
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your whole project goes down the tubes?
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- You must be furious.
- I'm furiously enjoying being challenged.
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Why don't you admit that your girlfriend
challenging your every move...
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is getting you a little murder-suicidey?
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Why don't you admit
that Marshall quitting his job...
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and taking an unpaid internship is killing you?
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- It's not.
- Lily.
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The downside to having giant Japanese
anime eyes is that they're easy to read.
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And yours are screaming,
"What about my trip to Spain, deadbeat?"
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Okay, Ted, the downside
to having a woman's mouth...
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is your feminine pout gives away
your true feelings, and yours is saying...
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"Oh, Zoey,
why can't I be on top just this once?"
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We take turns! Sometimes.
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Hey, guys. Thanks.
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I just had the best first day at the NRDC.
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
Something Hershel said at work today.
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- Hershel?
- What? Don't you guys know Hershel?
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Did I tell you? Oh, he's the new lawyer
who replaced Marshall at GNB.
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He is so awesome and funny and tall.
Taller than Marshall.
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And he knows way more laws.
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- Uh, I'm glad you like your new coworker.
- There's no Hershel!
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I was just saying that to make you jealous.
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- Why do you insist we play these games?
- Barney, I'm not...
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Just come back to GNB already!
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- I'm really loving my new job.
- Oh, and I'm loving seeing you this happy.
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I'm glad to hear you say that
because I volunteered our apartment...
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for a big NRDC fund-raiser tomorrow night.
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- You're cool with that, right?
- Baby, you have my full support.
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- Thanks, baby.
- Oh.
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Oop! I gotta go. The invitations are ready.
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The party's for a bunch of environmentalists,
so I found a guy downtown...
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who makes biodegradable party invitations
that can also be used as toilet paper.
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That's how I'm gonna use mine.
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Why in the world do you care so much
whether Marshall works at GNB?
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Care? I don't care.
I'm, like, whatever. Marshall who?
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He's stupid. Hershel's way better.
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Barney, is it possible that, with everything
that's gone on with your dad lately...
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you might have some unresolved abandonment
issues you're transferring onto Marshall?
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Oh, blecch! You are worse than my shrink.
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"Barney, we have to talk about your father."
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"Barney, I'm not gonna teach you how to
hypnotize people. You'll only use it for evil."
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"Barney, I'm not gonna conduct a couples
session between you and this woman.
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She's obviously a prostitute."
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I don't need this!
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Ah, Lily Aldrin,
half of the world's most perfect couple.
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I was thinking about that "woman's mouth"
comment, and I have three good comebacks.
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- One. Your mom didn't
seem to mind it last night...
- No, Ted, I need a favor.
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Would you mind driving out
to Kennedy with me...
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to pick up this famous ecologist
for Marshall's fund-raiser?
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Apparently, he only speaks Spanish,
and you speak Spanish, right?
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Perfect. Let's go.
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Hey, Marshall, it's me. Listen, I know I've
been kind of a jerk about your leaving GNB.
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I just wanted to call and say I'm sorry.
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No apologies necessary. We're good.
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Good. Um...
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Hey, any chance you might, maybe...
I don't know... if you're not busy...
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uh, wanna have lunch today?
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Oh, buddy, I'd love to, but I can't.
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Oh, that's cool. No biggie.
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Another time.
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Oh, my God!
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- How long have you been there?
- You don't remember?
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Hey, I was in the neighborhood.
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I just wanted to check in on you.
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You seemed, um...
You seemed really upset the other day.
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- Oh, no. I'm fine.
- Okay.
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- Well, um, you wanna go grab some lunch?
- Sure.
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- Hey, you okay if I invite Marshall to join us?
- Yeah.
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Right.
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So, um, Chinese?
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You know, just because Zoey and I
are a different kind of couple
than you and Marshall...
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doesn't make us a worse couple.
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You're right.
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l-lf you and Zoey are happy,
then who am I to judge?
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God. Is that how support feels?
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It's so warm and wonderful.
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Oh, Lily, I've been so unhappy.
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But I thought you liked being challenged?
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Nobody likes being challenged!
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Couldn't she agree with me just once,
even on something little...
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like... like what movie to see
or... or what topping to get on a pizza...
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or... oh, I don't know... my lifelong dream
of building a skyscraper in New York City?
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Well, in her defense, hamburger pizza, Ted?
What are you, 12?
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You were right, Lily.
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I mean, Zoey's great,
but sometimes l-I do wish...
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we were a little more like you and Marshall.
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There he is. Here we go.
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I'm sorry. I don't speak...
whatever it is you're speaking.
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- Um, he speaks perfect English.
- Yeah, l-I know.
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Why did you ask me to come?
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So you could drive him to the fund-raiser.
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Supporting Marshall this much
is driving me crazy.
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I'm going to Spain.
My flight leaves in 45 minutes.
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Adios, muchacho.
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Wait. Wait, wait, wait!
What do you mean you're going to Spain?
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You were right.
237
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If I hear myself say, "Baby, you have
my full support" one more time...
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I swear I'm gonna murder someone!
239
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What are you gonna tell Marshall, huh?
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And when are you coming back?
241
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I honestly haven't thought it
all the way through, and I don't intend to.
242
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All I know is that I'm a ticking time bomb...
243
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and if I don't do something for me right away,
I swear I'm gonna explode!
244
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Wow! That's an evocative metaphor to use...
245
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for your nonthreatening,
totally patriotic emotions.
246
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U.S.A.! Okay, Lily, I get it.
247
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Marshall's been asking a lot lately.
248
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But the thing to do
is-is tell him you've had enough.
249
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I've never been good at that.
250
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And now, ever since his dad died...
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l-I feel like it's my job
to just be fine with everything.
252
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But I'm not. I'm not fine that he volunteers
our apartment for a giant fund-raiser...
253
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and that he's not thinking about
how we're gonna pay any of our bills...
254
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and that, apparently,
we've given up on trying to have kids.
255
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- Lil.
- I'm sorry, Ted. I just... I gotta do this.
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My bag? Oh, no. I got it.
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- There's nothin' to talk about.
- You trashed your office today!
258
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- There's nothin' to talk about.
- You trashed your office today!
259
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I mean, you obviously have some
deep feelings you're not confronting...
260
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and I think they're about your dad.
261
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- I don't wanna talk about it, okay?
- Why not?
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Because I don't!
And why am I explaining this to you?
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You're the most secretive person I know.
You never tell anybody anything.
264
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I've never told anyone this before.
265
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Um, I was 16.
266
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I was awakened around midnight...
267
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by the sound of my father arguing...
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with his business partner, Andy Grenier.
269
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As things grew heated...
270
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I watched my father's hands
slowly coil around...
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the heavy antique clock on his desk.
272
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The sun was just starting to rise
over the bramble orchard...
273
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as we packed the fresh earth down
with the flats of our shovels.
274
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My dad and I got our stories straight.
275
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We walked back to the house in silence...
276
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and... haven't talked about it since.
277
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But sometimes...
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on a still night...
279
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I can still hear that clock...
280
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ticking, ticking, ticking.
281
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:44,937
That's the most harrowing story
I've ever heard.
282
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- Is it true?
- No.
283
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But it did get you to drink three scotches...
284
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which is why you're ready to spill your guts.
285
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Fine.
286
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The reason I'm upset
about Marshall leaving GNB is...
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is...
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Hey.
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The meatball sub.
290
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- Huh?
- It all started months ago
in the GNB commissary.
291
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It was meatball sub day.
292
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:21,210
Oh, how I used to love meatball sub day.
293
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And then, the most humiliatingmoment of my life.
294
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,944
Hey, buddy. I think you got a tiny bit
of marinara sauce on your tie there.
295
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I plotted my revenge for weeks,but nothing seemed right.
296
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Then it hit me.
297
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The answer was so elegant and simple.
298
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An exploding meatball sub.
299
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For months, I experimented.
300
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More marinara sauce.
301
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:15,065
Finally, the sub was perfected.
302
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:19,160
The plan was in place.The snare was baited.
303
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And then he quit, Robin. He quit!
304
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:28,171
It's meatball sub day today, which is why I
wanted Marshall to come over and have lunch.
305
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,807
But no. All that work wasted.
306
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,909
You wanna make God laugh?
307
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Tell him your plans, right?
308
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,258
What is wrong with you?
309
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Hey. Oh, Professor Rodriguez.
Thank you so much for coming.
310
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Oh, my pleasure.
I have to use the restroom.
311
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- Do you have some extra invitations?
- Right over there.
312
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- Enjoy.
- Hey.
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- Hey, thanks for picking him up.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
314
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Listen, something happened
at the airport. Um...
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00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,813
- What?
- Well, we got there, and, uh, Lily...
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Lily...
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00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,483
Marshall, hey. Sorry.
318
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,453
I, uh, had to park and...
and grab some ice. Sorry.
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00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,751
- Oh, thanks, babe.
- Mmm.
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You would not believe how much this one
has done to help throw this party, Ted.
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I don't know how she does it.
322
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,599
Can't be easy, huh, Lil?
323
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:25,659
Yeah. Listen, Marshall.
l-I need to talk to you about something.
324
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,001
No, you know what? Me too. Um...
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00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,099
I want to thank you
for being so supportive of me in all this.
326
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,678
I've been at the NRDC
for less than a week...
327
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,237
and I've already done more to be proud of
than in two years at GNB.
328
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:41,183
I can't believe how good it feels.
329
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:45,450
But now it's time for me to... to find a way
to help the earth and get paid for it...
330
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,424
because I can't put that burden
entirely on you.
331
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:52,486
So, starting tomorrow,
I'll look for something with a paycheck.
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- What do you think?
- Baby, you have my full support.
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Mmm.
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Ted.
335
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,007
Hey! What are you doin' here?
336
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:06,100
This is really important to Marshall,
so I came to show my support.
337
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:10,011
- This you can be supportive of?
- What is that supposed to mean?
338
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,982
I have the chance to build a skyscraper
in the best city on earth...
339
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,553
and who's the one leading the charge
to kill that dream?
340
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,485
- My girlfriend!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
341
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:21,992
What about my lifelong dream
of not seeing every beautiful building
in Manhattan bulldozed?
342
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:25,120
And in that momentI realized, though I really cared about Zoey...
343
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,130
I couldn't do this for the next 50 years.
344
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,099
I had to break up with her. But then...
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# I will remember you #
346
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,604
# Will you remember me? ##
347
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,304
Kids, some couplesalways support each other...
348
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,847
and some couplesalways challenge each other.
349
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,043
But is one really better than the other?
350
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:50,349
Yes. Support is better, way better.
351
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,185
But I'd have to learn that the hard way.
352
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,458
- You're too young.
- This isn't fair.
353
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,395
We're not goin' anywhere, buddy.
354
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,332
- We're gonna stay here right till the end.
- Thank you, Marshall.
355
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:09,700
Marshall, can I ask one final favor, my friend?
356
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,436
Yes, of course. Of course. Anything.
357
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,678
Eat this meatball sub.
358
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,912
- Where-Where'd you get a meatball...
- I don't have much time!
359
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,783
Yes, yes. Of course. Of course.
360
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,055
Does this have some sort of special meaning?
361
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:35,926
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
362
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,195
I'm not sick, you idiots!
363
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:42,740
I've racked up $30,000 of uninsured
medical bills for symptoms I don't even have.
364
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:46,106
Totally worth it!
You should see the look on your face.
365
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:49,840
Oh, wait. You can't,
'cause it's covered in marinara sauce!
366
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,940
Ah, ha, ha!
367
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:56,578
Uh, Barney,
you got a little marinara on your pajamas.
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00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:31,823
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