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Kids, in the fall of 2010...
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I was hosting my very first Thanksgiving...
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and I wanted it to be unforgettable.
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Instead of stuffing,
I'm gonna fill the turkey with...
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a slightly smaller turkey.
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It's called a "turturkeykey."
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- A turturkeykey?
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh-uh-oh-oh.
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Yeah, I was there for the insertion.
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He used shoehorns. I'll be having sides.
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Your loss.
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It's dead in here.
I'm gonna call it a little early.
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What? No, you can't go now.
It's the night before Thanksgiving.
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College chicks are back in town.
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Their moms just made a snide comment
about the weight they gained.
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They called her a "bitch,"
but deep down they know she's right.
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And they are about to walk through that door
where we will be waiting...
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with some light beer
and some rock-hard approval.
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Wh-What u-up?
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You don't wanna bail early, man.
You could become the Blitz.
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Ooh!
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Blitz was a guy we knew in college.
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Sadly, he was cursed.
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Well, I'm calling it a little early.
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Wha... You sure? We got big plans.
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Remember how last week
we fired up a sandwich...
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and we listened to Pink Floyd's Dark Side ofthe Moon while watching The Wizard of Oz?
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Well, tonight, we're doing the same thing...
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only with Weird Al Yankovic's
Greatest Hits...
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and Apocalypse Now.
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We'll see what happens.
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Nah. It's Kraft-Croft night...
mac and cheese and Tomb Raider.
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Bizzow!
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You see, every time Blitz left a place...
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something amazing happened.
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Oh. I'm sorry. I thought this was my room.
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- Completely naked!
- Completely naked!
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Aw, man!
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- And the movie was awesome.
- Aw, man!
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At the exact moment Brando first appeared...
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Weird Al launched right into "Eat It."
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Aw, man!
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And over the years,the curse of the Blitz continued.
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Well, I'm gonna call it.
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I just got Madden 2K1,
and I can't stop thinking about it.
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- See you later.
- Bye-bye.
- See you later.
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Taps broke.
Can't turn 'em off. Free beer for everyone.
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Yeah!
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Free beer for everyone!
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- Free beer for everyone.
- Aw, man!
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You know what?
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Ted, go ahead.
Leave early to do something lame.
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Just don't blame us if you become the Blitz.
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First of all, there's nothing lame
about brining a turturkeykey...
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copyright pending.
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And secondly,
I don't believe the curse of the Blitz is real.
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Kids, I'd live to regret those words.
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The curse of the Blitz could be passedfrom one person to the next at any moment.
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Blitz had gotten the cursefrom Jerry Windheim back in freshman year...
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who got it years before thatfrom Davey Beaterman.
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The original Blitz, Matt Blitz, was a guywho went to Wesleyan back in the '60s.
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He dropped outright before the school went coed.
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And then, Thanksgiving morning...
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What the hell happened here?
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Hey! Morning, Blitz.
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Aw, man!
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No, no. Let's get one thing straight, okay?
I am not the Blitz.
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# My Blitzy lies over the ocean #
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# My Blitzy lies over the sea #
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# My Blitzy lies over the ocean #
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- # So bring back my Blitzy... #
- Please stop.
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Okay, fine.
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# To me ##
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The Gentleman.
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The Gentleman!
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Wait, wait.
What's that? What's the Gentleman?
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- Oh, you had to be there, Blitz.
- I'm not the Blitz.
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- Zoey?
- Morning, Blitz.
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Kids, you remember Zoey.
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For the last two months,she'd been making my life hell.
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Thanks, guys. Last night was amazing.
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- The Gentleman!
- The Gentle...
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How could you,
my best friends in the world...
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hang out with my mortal enemy...
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and let her sleep in the tub
where I clean myself?
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Sorry, Ted. We can explain.
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After you Blitzed out last night...
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I'm not the Blitz!
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Oh, my God. That's Zoey.
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That's Ted's enemy.
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Which means she's our enemy.
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Let's take this bitch down.
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Huh? Huh? Who's got your back?
Now let's have dinner.
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Finish the story, Red.
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We all started brainstorming ways
to mess with her.
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There were a lot of different ideas
kicking around.
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And then I'm just gonna leave her there...
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buck naked, covered in candle wax...
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tied to the bed.
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Barney, I know that Ted
doesn't like that girl...
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but that's a little extreme.
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Wait. Ted doesn't like that girl?
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Okay, no, I got it. You see that silk scarf?
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I'm gonna steal it.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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My name is Lily Aldrin.
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I'm a friend of Ted Mosby, so you better...
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You're Lily Aldrin? The painter?
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Well, yeah.
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You're amazing.
I bought a bunch of your paintings online.
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- That was you?
- Yeah.
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Oh!
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None of us meant for it to happen.
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- But... Well, we had
an awesome night with her.
- Mmm.
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The Gentleman!
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And then the craziest thing happened.
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I missed a skateboarding dog?
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- Yeah, but that wasn't the crazy part.
- It wasn't?
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Okay, Marshall, truth or dare.
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Awesome. Well, Lily doesn't
let me do truths. So dare.
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Okay.
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I dare you to send a picture of your junk...
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to a complete stranger.
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Ooh!
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Best idea ever!
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Worst idea ever.
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My junk ended up in some stranger's pocket.
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If their phone was on vibrate,
I basically dry-humped them.
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Whoa.
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Okay.
Everybody shout out random numbers.
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- Um...
- Uh...
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Four, eight, 15, 16, 23, 42.
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And... send!
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Wait. Blitz was there too?
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The Gentleman!
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The Gentleman!
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Oh, I was there for the whole thing.
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Something inside me just said,
"Grand Theft Auto can wait a night."
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It was legen...
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Wait for Ted to leave
'cause he's now the Blitz.
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...dary.
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Legendary.
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- I'm not the Blitz.
- I'm afraid you are, Ted.
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- I'm not the Blitz.
- I'm afraid you are, Ted.
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You see, when you left last night...
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you changed the course of Blitz-ory.
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Blitzl
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I'm finally free.
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You have no idea
what I've missed all these years...
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the university president's toupee
being snatched by a hawk at graduation...
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Zeppelin reuniting
at my cousin Ira's bar mitzvah...
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countless nip-slips, crotch shots...
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shooting stars and double rainbows.
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I've missed them all.
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- Not anymore, Blitz.
- My name's not Blitz.
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My name is Steve!
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Colors seem so bright now.
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- Thank you, Blitz.
- What?
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No. No, no. No, no, no. I'm not the Blitz.
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The only thing I missed last night...
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was my best friends stabbing me in the back
by hanging out with my worst enemy.
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Guys, I hate Zoey.
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That means you're supposed to hate her too.
That's your rule, Lily.
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- I tried.
- Tried?
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Lily, do you have any idea
how many people I blindly hated for you?
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I hated Ren�e Zellweger
with a burning passion for eight years...
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only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon.
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Hey, I will hate her until I get
my money back for You, Me and Dupree.
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That's Kate Hudson!
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Oh, yeah. That's who I hate.
Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.
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No! We hate Zoey!
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I'm so furious at you all right now.
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But it's Thanksgiving,
and I have a turturkeykey to make.
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And not that I'm the Blitz...
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but could everyone please come
with me into the kitchen?
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Okay, I'm, uh,
just gonna preheat the oven.
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Okay, I'm, uh,
just gonna preheat the oven.
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The oven.
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Hey, Robin, you should dance on the oven.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
- Yeah!
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- Dance on the oven!
- Make out with Zoey!
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- Dance on the oven!
- Make out with Zoey!
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Did they tell you
about the skateboarding dog?
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It was awesome.
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Great. So not only did you guys betray me...
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but you broke my oven on Thanksgiving?
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Full disclosure. We also used
all your butter greasing up Lily...
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so we could see how far
we could slide her down the hall.
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But if it helps, I reached 4G.
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It doesn't help. 4G?
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Mm-hmm.
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No. Wh-What are we supposed to do now?
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This is awesome. I'm part of this.
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Barney, I don't know
if the oven's deep enough.
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Plus, it's a display made of cardboard.
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Oh. I should probably disconnect the gas.
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Hey, just so you guys know,
there was a tiny explosion...
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at the sewage treatment plant
across the street from our apartment.
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But I'm sure it's fine by now.
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- This is awesome.
- It's not awesome.
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I think the smaller turkey...
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just tried to crawl further
inside the bigger turkey.
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Um...
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Um, I'm having...
I'm having trouble breathing.
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Mom keeps an extra litter box in here.
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There you go. Good as new.
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Oh. Hey, Ginger.
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Ted, you're not gonna like this,
but we do have one other option.
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Hey, you guys should come
to my house for Thanksgiving.
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My husband always spends it with his
daughter, so I'm gonna be alone anyway.
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Could we bring Ted?
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It's Thanksgiving.
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- What the hell?
- Yeah!
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No. Absolutely not.
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Come on. Give her a chance.
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Ted, you violated a dead turkey
with another dead turkey.
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Don't let that be in vain.
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You guys, wait a minute.
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Where's Barney?
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And here's the twist, Babaka.
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Because Ted left early, he's now the Blitz.
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But, Barney, now you left the group.
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Wouldn't that put you in danger
of becoming the Blitz yourself?
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No. I ca... Because...
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Step on it.
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Hey, hey, hey! You missed it!
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- Oh, my goodness!
- Our cab took a wrong turn.
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We were in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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Tony Bennett passed Ted the mike,
and he sang "Twist and Shout."
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But he's the Blitz.
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No. I'm not the Blitz.
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I'm the Bueller.
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You know what this means?
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You're the Blitz.
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Blitzl
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- Oh, God, no.
- Life moves pretty fast, Barney.
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If you don't stop and look around
once in a while, you might miss it.
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Chicka-chicka.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Ted.
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Zoey.
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Best friend alert.
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Okay, the turturkeykey is officially cooking.
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Oh. Oh, God, that is disgusting!
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Guys, that's starting to hurt.
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No, no. No, Ted.
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"Random number" guy
just sent me his wang back.
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00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,266
Wow!
250
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,899
You sent a wang out, and you got a wang back.
251
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,739
- It's a "boomewang."
- Nice.
252
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,177
- Thank you.
- No, I meant the wang.
253
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,478
- Barney, could you get me some more ice?
- Sure.
254
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:08,075
But no one move while I'm gone.
255
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,586
I'm scared.
256
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,883
You're safe. It's okay to leave the room.
257
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,653
You have to actually leave the building
for something cool to happen.
258
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,954
Thanks.
259
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:19,394
You're the only one
who's nice to me about this.
260
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,325
Okay, I gotta test this.
261
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,306
What happened?
262
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,607
- You missed it.
- Dude, you walked out of the room...
263
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:38,012
the laws of physics stopped,
and the laws of awesome tripled.
264
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:41,712
Aw, man. You said I could leave the room.
265
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,381
I just wanted to see something cool happen.
266
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,891
I'm sorry. But I was on that island
for what seems like eternity.
267
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,961
I'm gonna enjoy things on the other side.
268
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,257
No! You...
269
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:55,128
Robin. Robin, I will pay you to be the Blitz.
270
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:58,692
A hundred dollars. No. $10,000.
271
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,637
No. Sixty bucks.
What's a lot of money for someone like you?
272
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,607
Dude, the Blitz isn't something
that can be bought or sold.
273
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:08,009
- Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity.
- Oh, what was that?
274
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,480
I was distracted by the four-carat diamond
your 53-year-old husband bought you.
275
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:15,816
- Facial.
- If you'll excuse me,
I have a turturkeykey to baste.
276
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,651
- I'm coming with you.
- No. I baste alone.
277
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,850
Oh, I'm sure you're a master baster, Ted.
278
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,825
Wordplay. Lovin' it.
279
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:26,329
But relax. I've got a ton of sides to heat up
since my plans fell through.
280
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,990
Who canceled... your coven?
281
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,432
Coven. Group of witches. Boom.
282
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,061
Yeah. They were worn out
from putting that spell on your hair.
283
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,662
Oh! Serve returned.
284
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:37,264
Are you happy? You're ruining Thanksgiving.
285
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,277
Well, you're not exactly who I thought
I'd be spending Thanksgiving with either.
286
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,615
God, I'm so happy to be here.
287
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,617
- My face hurts from smiling.
- Oh!
288
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,187
Sorry, Lily. I'm just never
gonna like that woman.
289
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,950
- Ted, give her a chance.
- Enemies can't become friends.
290
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,287
Yes, they can. Right, guys?
291
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,293
- Oh. Absolutely.
- Yes. Yes.
- No.
292
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,023
You guys can't be objective.
You still feel guilty about last night.
293
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,190
- Well, let's get an outside opinion.
- Who are we gonna...
294
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,892
- Dear Wang Guy...
- Oh.
295
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,800
can enemies ever be friends?
296
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,372
- Just wondering.
- Hmm.
297
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:11,569
Really? Wang Guy. We're asking Wang Guy?
298
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,339
He's bold and uninhibited.
So why not?
299
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,414
Hey, guys, you know what? For fun...
300
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,541
why don't we ask him
what he does for a living.
301
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,916
Wouldn't that be fun? Just...
302
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,787
Aw, you've got a little crush
on Wang Guy, don't you?
303
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:29,224
What? No. Shut up. I hate him.
304
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:32,388
Oh. We got an answer. Here it is.
305
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,399
"Yes. Enemies can become friends.
306
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:40,905
Remember what Gandhi said.
'Be the change you want to see in the world."'
307
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,566
Uh, did Wang Guy just quote Gandhi?
308
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,645
That is amazing. And I was here for it.
309
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,839
Now Zoey is the Blitz. Ha! Ha!
310
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,110
Burn on her.
311
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,454
Come on, man. Don't be that Blitz.
312
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:59,319
I'm not any Blitz. You're the Blitz.
313
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,017
You're all the Blitz.
314
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,027
I slept with that cute Indian girl
who cuts my hair.
315
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,858
What does that have to do with anything?
316
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,128
Nothing. I just forgot to brag about it before.
317
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:12,328
Guys, despite the wit and wisdom
of Wang Guy...
318
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,531
Zoey and I are never gonna be friends.
319
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,507
We're just here for her oven, and that's it.
320
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,134
Oh, my God!
321
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:23,112
- Did you do that on purpose?
- No. It was an accident.
322
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:26,048
- Oh, yeah, well, like this is.
- Oh. Great. Real mature.
323
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,551
Yeah, well, you started it.
324
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,918
Stop it!
325
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:34,117
Can't you two just stop fighting for one day?
326
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:39,220
Like when the roadrunner and the coyote
clocked out and had a beer together.
327
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,300
Or-Or-Or Tom and Jerry
shared a cup of coffee.
328
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,301
Lily, those are cartoon characters...
329
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,633
and I'm pretty sure
you're making up episodes.
330
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:50,903
And if Zoey is a cartoon character,
she's Cinderella's evil stepmother!
331
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,241
Get out. All of you, out!
332
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,836
But it's Thanksgiving.
333
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,711
And I'm a part of it.
334
00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:58,976
Out!
335
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,518
Wait. Where's Barney?
336
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:08,582
Hey, guys, the most amazing thing
just happened to me in that other roo...
337
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,420
Aw, man!
338
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:21,164
I don't get it.
Why'd she just kick us out like that?
339
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:24,936
Then the cabdriver saidthe last thing any of us wanted to hear.
340
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,568
Where to?
341
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,009
I guess we're going home.
342
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,849
Yeah, I don't know where that is.
343
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,225
Lily, where'd you get that?
344
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:54,533
Oh. When Zoey booted us, it made me
wanna steal something of hers again.
345
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,701
Apartment full of designer labels,
and what do I grab?
346
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,939
"Happy Turkey Day, Hannah. Love, Zoey."
347
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,410
I wonder who Hannah is.
348
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,913
Hey, you guys should come
to my house for Thanksgiving.
349
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,789
My husband always spends it with his
daughter, so I'm gonna be alone anyway.
350
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,885
Well, you're not exactly who I thought
I'd be spending Thanksgiving with either.
351
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:21,989
And if Zoey is a cartoon character,
she's Cinderella's evil stepmother!
352
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,335
Get out. All of you, out!
353
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,808
We have to go back to Zoey's.
354
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,604
You gotta throw me some addresses, buddy.
355
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,074
Oh, God!
356
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:43,621
- What are you doing here?
- Barney let us in.
357
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,952
Barney was here?
I was walking around half naked.
358
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,960
Aw, man! Wait. Which half?
359
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,964
Look, I'm sorry your stepdaughter didn't
want to spend Thanksgiving with you.
360
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,830
- How do you know that?
- I just do.
361
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,527
Must be tough.
362
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,198
It was the first Thanksgiving
Hannah agreed to spend with me...
363
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,936
and then, at the last minute,
she... changed her mind.
364
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,943
She hates my guts.
365
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,610
I get that.
366
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,847
Uh, you should hang on to this.
367
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,922
You can give it to her next year.
368
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,653
Yeah. Right.
369
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,625
Next year.
370
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,823
Hey, you never know.
People don't stay enemies forever.
371
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,298
And that's the storyof how Zoey and I became friends.
372
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,803
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
373
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:37,637
Before we eat, we should take
a group picture and send it to Wang Guy.
374
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,540
Oh, great idea.
375
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,871
Okay, here we go.
376
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,973
One, two, three.
377
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:51,078
Ted, that is the best-Iooking turturkeykey
I have ever seen.
378
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,921
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
I just hope it tastes as good as it looks.
379
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,360
It didn't. It tasted wrong.
380
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,023
- Oops. Forgot to light the candles.
- Oh, yeah.
381
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,996
And just as Barney looked away...
382
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,569
it happened.
383
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,225
The Gentleman!
384
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,429
What happened? I saw it.
385
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,234
Aw, come on, Blitz. Now it's just sad.
386
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,933
Aw, man!
387
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,708
Oh, go ahead. I forgot my jacket.
388
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,620
Oh, hold the door.
389
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,124
Thank you, God!
390
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:05,094
Aw, man!
391
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,927
Blitzl
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