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Original subtitles

Chicken?

Or catch of the day?

What if it's a bad day?

What if they only catch like...

eels?

Well...

I don't think so.

I think we're working off different numbers.

I'm gonna go see dad tonight.

I like it.

Should I come?

Sorry! I'll be quick.

Take your time.

He's your dad.

He's your dad, soon...

I love you.

[Spectating?]

No! ♪ [laughter] ♪

Hey, I have to go to the office tonight. For training.

Even when you're not in the office?

They said that I have to.

I don't know your name cards.

Kind of naff, right?

Oh boy, yo, boy, yo.

Irene, I'm not supposed to be dragging you through this.

Yeah, I know. It.. It...

It's not that.

I'm excited.

It's really exciting.

I'm just feeling a bit...

I don't know, like...

Like overwhelmed?

Maybe.

Never mind.

Let's talk about this later.

Okay.

Did you say...

Were you going to say you needed to be somewhere tonight?

Uh, oh, um...

I left some stuff at Dad's, but...

I don't have to go tonight.

Okay.

Dude hold up, watch this, watch this.

Look.

Music lines right up in here.

She's dancing to it.

♪ [TV audio] ♪

Um.. Murph.

I had an idea.

It's for Irene.

Something.. Something Special.

But uh.. I just need a man on the inside.

And..

You're the first person I thought of.

Me?

Bucks party.

Next weekend.

Sound Good?

- [head nodding] - Uh huh

♪ [TV audio] ♪

Can you stay?

I didn't mean to upset you.

About the wedding... The other day

You didn't.

You shouldn't be on your feet.

I'll be quick.

I just want you to be happy, you know?

Me too.

Hey, uh.. Listen.

I've been thinking about what we talked about the other day.

And you were right.

It's a lot.

It's too much.

Everything's just too much.

- Yeah? - Yeah.. Yeah.

But listen, I had an idea.

I want you to come to my Bucks party.

[scoffs]

You want me to come to your Bucks party?

I think that they'll be really glad that you're there

We brought Grace. So you're not alone.

You'll be super modern, you know?

It'll be.. It'll be fun.

But should.. Should we really be doing that?

I mean.. Shouldn't we just stop now and... And think about how we want to do things

You know, before we go any further.

- Right like... - I.. think it's getting to us.

planning, headache, you know.

I think we need something to take our minds away from it.

Something to remind us why we're doing this in the first place.

Let's have some fun and then clear our minds

and then, when we come back, we can figure out what to do together.

Hey

When I told the boys you were coming,

they got so excited.

You need me to stay?

What are you doing?

I'm not going anywhere.

♫music♫

♪ Don't struggle. ♪

♪ Don't struggle. ♪ ♪ If love is a jungle. ♪

♪ Don't struggle. ♪

♪ If love is a jungle. ♪

♪ Love is a jungle. ♪

♪ Ooh, the passion's on. ♪

♪ Don't struggle. ♪

♪ If love is a jungle. ♪

♪ Don't struggle. ♪ ♪ If love is a jungle. ♪

♪ Don't struggle. ♪

♪ Love is a jungle. ♪

♫music♫

♪ Through the jungle. ♪

♪ Through the city. ♪

♪ Through the trees. ♪

♪ Lay me down on humid grasses. ♪

♪ Where the raging river rushes. ♪

♪ Stroke me. ♪

♪ Stalk me. ♪

♪ Hunt me. ♪

♪ Play. ♪

♪ Love me loose. ♪

♪ Under blue skies. ♪

♪ Under gray skies. ♪

♪ In the dark. ♪

♪ Lay me down. ♪

♪ Beside your body. ♪

♪ Promise me. ♪

♪ You'll always love me. ♪

♪ Spirit ♪

♪ Body ♪

♪ Soul ♪

♪ Heart ♪

♪ Love is a jungle. ♪

♪ Ooh, the passion's on me. ♪

♪ Don't struggle. ♪

♪ If love is a jungle. ♪

♪ Don't struggle. ♪

♪ If love is a jungle. ♪

♪ Don't struggle. ♪

♪ If love is a jungle. ♪

♫music♫

Am I supposed to go in there, and hug all the kids?

Just talk to her like a normal person. All right?

Don't bring anything up, don't go.. You know... Digging.

Girl stuff.

Exactly, just normal stuff. I don't know, ask about her dress.

Just anything except our actual relationship.

Even though that's exactly what we're here to celebrate.

Look, I'm just asking you to keep it down, all right?

I'd appreciate it if you two could pass the Bechdel test tonight.

It's hard enough bringing a girl to a guy's thing.

It's fine. I don't need your supervision.

Just..

Don't abandon me, alright?

I wouldn't do that.

Is that...

No.

♪ [Honk] ♪ Oh my God!

♫ [trumpet] ♫

You shouldn't do that.

It's bad for you.

What?

I'm just saying..

I'm just saying it's bad for you.

Why have you always got to make things so awkward, mate?

I'm not.

Yeah, you are.

- No, I'm not. - You insist on it.

I don't.

I'm just sitting here, aren't I?

Having a quiet moment.

- There something wrong with that? - No.

- Something weird about that too. - No.

Then why are you getting so wound up for?

I'm not wound up.

Yeah.

You're being very aggro.

- I'm not even saying anything. - Is he like this with you, Grace?

- I'm not even saying anything. - You're getting very flustered right now.

- I'm not getting flustered. - We're lost.

And you're getting flustered.

- No. - Don't take it out on me.

I'm not lost. You're lost.

I'm not lost, mate.

Dart in a cup of coffee.

Just let me enjoy it.

You don't have a coffee. Where'd you get a coffee from?

Where would I get a cup of coffee from, mate? Look around us.

We're lost. I'm lost. You're lost.

Look at this. There's a fucking dead end down there.

Where are we going to get a cup of coffee around here?

Well.

Where are we going to get a cup of coffee around here?

I'm just asking where you got a cup of coffee.

Where are we going to get a cup of coffee around here?

Mate.

You're tripping me out a little bit.

- I just. - Stop yelling.

I just don't know why you'd say you have a coffee.

Stop yelling.

I was just happy when you didn't have one.

I was painting a story, mate.

I was creating an image of a moment.

It's a weird thing to do.

- It's intense. - I just don't know why you.

Relax. Just relax.

Okay? He makes things awkward, doesn't he?

- You have a habit of that. - Well.

Hey.

It's so crazy to see you.

- What? - It's a nice surprise. That's all.

When did you get back? Where are you living?

Well, my sister's not using her room anymore, so it makes sense that I move in.

Kind of a genius move.

She left her TV, so I got a free TV.

I can watch whatever I want.

- I didn't know you had a sister. - Yeah. Hey, maybe I reinvited her too.

Right..

Are you nervous?

Why would she be nervous?

Well, because girls don't go to box parties.

I think it's very modern.

What? Tell me it doesn't feel like fucking Yoko Ono is organizing this get together.

I think it's nice. I think she just wanted to be involved.

You think this was Irene's idea?

To have the girls around?

Well, he has had that type of effect on girls.

It's true. They tend to be a bit.. Uh..

Invested.

Clingy is what he's saying.

I remember Irene trying pretty hard to break

up with Louie not that long ago.

If that's what you mean by clingy.

Yeah, but that was before the whole like..

You know...

Oh, yeah. No, I heard about that.

Heavy stuff.

It's a miracle Louie's alive.

Wait.

You do know what happened, right?

Hey, I'm going to, uh, ride with Dylan. He knows the way.

Just relax, man. What's going on?

I don't fucking know about that, man.

I don't fucking know about that at all.

You fucking fuck!

What the fuck happened, man?

I don't fucking get that!

You don't understand!

Yeah, I'm taking it fucking easy!

♫ music ♫

♪ There'll be many a heavy heart tonight. ♪

♪ Before this night grows old. ♪

♪ And many a soul will weep tonight. ♪

♪ Before his story's told. ♪

♪ For the southern skies, a light with flame. ♪

♪ There's a bushfire running free. ♪

♪ And many a man must fight tonight. ♪

♪ For his home and family. ♪

♪ Did you ever see a big man cry? ♪

♪ Have you ever seen a strong man die? ♪

♪ Fightin' with a war of fire. ♪

♪ Fightin' with a war of flame. ♪

♪ And old Squatter turned ♪ ♪ to his boy and said, ♪

♪ If only you could try. ♪

♪ To hold the fire at the softwoods on it. ♪

♪ It might just pass by. ♪

♪ It might just pass us by. ♪

♪ But so far, ♪

♪ I've been lost on the side of the sky. ♪

♪ And the sky turns black ♪ ♪ as they run for a gully below. ♪

♪ Where the creek's gone dry ♪ ♪ and their hopes have gone. ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no place else to go. ♪

♪ Oh, there's no place else to go. ♪

Shalom, brother.

Name's Murph.

Looks like we're shacked up here together.

♪ Well, did you ever see a big man cry? ♪

Not that I'm happy with it.

♪ Have you ever see a strong man die? ♪

Go on then, mate.

♪ Fightin' with a war of fire. ♪

Give us a hand.

♪ Fightin' with a war of flame. ♪

You go on then. How was Mexico?

Pretty fuck-eyed.

You should come with me next time, make a honeymoon out of it.

Yeah, I ran would love that.

Mate, I was walking around with a semi poking out at the bottom of my boardies.

Like it needed air, mate.

Like it was, hey!

Please go see a doctor.

I did.

Look what he gave me.

This is technology mate. It's in pills now.

Thought I'd give my nose a break. Sick right?

Special K.

First letter K.

For Ketamine.

Studs right?

Dude.

No.

Irene's here mate.

The girls are here. We can't.

No, Dylan. No. No. No this. Okay.

No nothing, no funny business, all right?

It's not that type of night tonight. Okay?

It's your first and your last warning.

- Pick your tommies up. - Hey, shush, what are you doing?

Hey we're all set to go right? Print off the words.

Hey come on.

So it's all.. It's all legit?

Yeah as far as the eyes of the law are concerned.

Bro I'm as certified as they come.

You just let me know what you want me to do and I'll drop the hammer.

What do you reckon?

Dinner?

Before dinner?

An apatheref. Fine choice sir.

Oh god, I'm so nervous.

Thank you mate.

Okay, before dinner?

That's what we're doing. Remember okay? Alright?

Before dinner.

You doing okay?

Doing okay.

You know, if you wanted me to send everyone home, I would.

It wouldn't be a big deal. You wanna do that?

No.

This will be fun.

I'm excited.

Feeling good?

Feeling good.

Look how small it gets.

It's not that small.

Oh hey!

- Hey. - Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi handsome.

Hey.

Hi, Murph.

Hi!

Good day.

Well, um..

I thought you wanted him to be here?

- Hi. - Hey.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

Um, hi, you all know Sam?

- Hi. - Nice to meet you.

Oh no, we've met. You've just forgotten.

Oh, no, of course, at the, uh, at the, the...

Tiki night.

Yeah, at the tiki night.

Fellas!

Woo!

Here we go.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Uh, fire's not gonna light itself.

Talk to him later.

Grace! Grace!

No.

Grace, Grace, Grace, Grace.

Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

- Come on. - No.

What would Jesus do?

I love your dress.

Oh.

Thank you.

Ah, delicious.

Okay.

They've known each other for ages.

They went travelling when Irene first arrived.

I can see you're worried about her.

I'm not worried.

I invited him.

I knew this guy once.

Met him at a convention.

He reckons he knew how to,

you know, tell.

Just by looking at two people in the same space together.

Whether they've had sex, I mean.

What, um, convention?

He reckons people can be trained.

How to see pheromones.

Learn how to see them in the air.

Do you know pheromones?

Like, energies.

Sexual energies.

Yeah. Yeah.

They're everywhere.

He reckons,

if two people had sex,

their pheromones would join up and party.

Like old friends.

But if you look closely,

closely.

Like hot air,

rising off a long line.

You can see them.

Yeah.

Nope.

I don't see it.

Fancy seeing you here.

Hectic, isn't it?

Yeah, it kinda is.

I'm surprised we invited you.

I'm even more surprised you actually came.

So this is some kind of

immersion therapy approach?

I'm kidding.

I mean, no one really remembers that stuff anyway.

It's like...

recent history.

So what's the deal?

Are you planning on heading home any time soon?

Louie hates London.

Too many people.

Too social.

I love it here.

Easier to stay when you're married.

But you know,

if you didn't,

your visa would be running up sooner.

Put it down, put it down.

Watch out.

Is this the game?

Squealies.

You look at a squealer,

finish your beer, got the squeal.

So now you've got the squeal.

Ah!

Hey Charlie, catch!

Let's kill the deal with the pill!

I won't block it!

Play that band

with the four blokes.

And it goes like...

The Beatles?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what?

I might... hang on. Nah.

Alright, uh, play something.

Hey, hey, hey!

What happened when you got two and a half?

Alright.

Give me my shot!

Come on back!

Oh man,

it's nice, a lot of fun.

Give me my shot!

- Whoa! - Give me my shot!

No, that was it. You had the E right. That was...

I think we're gonna need to stick together tonight.

Why is that?

Something planned?

No, I just wouldn't be surprised.

You know?

Why? What's happening?

I don't know.

I mean, haven't you seen them talking?

I.. I don't really understand.

Can you just tell me?

Why just like...

I'm just saying, I don't really...

I don't know for sure.

Non-negotiable.

No! It was expensive.

It wasn't expensive. You're wearing it, relax.

What would the girls think?

It's funny as, who cares?

There's nothing more, mate.

It's just this, it's a bit of fun.

For us?

Are you all right?

Should I get us a drink?

No. I'm fine.

Oh, yeah, this?

Um...

It's Dylan's idea.

If I just, uh...

leave it on the rest of them,

it'll keep him happy.

He's easy to please.

Oh, um...

Let's just sit for a minute.

Yeah, feel free. I'm gonna head back.

Oh, cool.

It's just, um...

Do you mind not...

waving those pills around?

I just don't want to concern anyone.

I won't be waving them around.

- Okay. - It's fine.

Okay.

Did you, uh... Did you take more?

It's fine. Don't worry.

It has nothing to do with you.

I just don't want anyone getting concerned, you know?

They won't know about it.

I promise.

All right, I think we got enough firewood everyone.

Come on mate.

Gotcha.

Nah mate..

I'm good, thank you.

Oh, sorry.

♪ [pig noises] ♪

I'm a piggy!

♪ [pig noises] ♪

You look like a fucking idiot, Dylan.

Yeah, but it's the game.

Squealers, come on. You got to drink.

I'm.. I'm good, thanks man. I don't need beer.

How are you gonna catch up?

I'm good.

Nah, come on, be a mate.

Dylan.

Drink the beer.

Didn't you fucking hear me mate?

I hear ya, mate. What are you doing?

It's your box.

Right. If I wanted a beer,

I'd get myself a beer, okay?

I got you one.

Yeah, and I don't want it.

What do you mean? What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing?

Why are you making a thing out of this?

Don't. [scoffs]

Just..

Piss off mate. Stop embarrassing yourself in front of actual adults.

Fuck.

Hey.

- Hey. - Hi.

You don't have to sneak around.

No, I know that. I'm not, just..

Super...

Worried, about you, you know?

I mean, if he's gonna do that, fine.

But it's the least I can..

Look after him.

Yeah, it looks like fun.

Yeah, I mean whatever.

It's not really my sort of thing, so.

No, no, no. I'm not..

I'm not doing anything.

Taking. I'm not..

I'm not.

Taking anything, so.

Wait, uh, what was it?

I saw you take it. What was it?

What, Ketamine?

I heard people talking about Ketamine earlier.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I saw you take something. Charlie, I don't care.

I probably would've tried it too.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, what's going on?

I just told you I didn't take anything.

Why are you telling me that I did something?

That I didn't do.

Okay, you know what?

This whole situation,

is making me feel uncomfortable.

Okay?

It's all making me feel, super, super, uncomfortable.

Everything all right?

You ever been skydiving, Louie?

I've been skydiving in Mexico.

It was fun, but I didn't know that the planes that they take you up in,

they don't have any seatbelts.

So you can go up in them, but you can't come back down.

So when you're up there at 15,000 feet,

it's the only way you're going out.

Kicking, screaming, shitting, spewing, cumming.

They'll fucking choke you cold and throw you overboard.

It's too late.

Tonight, we own you.

The boys own you.

And the harder you kick, the worse it's all going to go down.

Fuck off, dude.

Do you not see what this is?

Wake up to yourself, mate!

Do you have any emotional intelligence whatsoever?

You're here on ceremonial fucking purposes, mate.

You're here,

as my cheerleader.

And..

That means, mate, I'll tell you what it fucking means.

It means you do whatever I want you to do, okay?!

Tonight!

You do whatever I want you to do!

And I want you.. To drink the beer. Drink to your heart's content mate.

Maybe.. Maybe smile a little.

Have some nibbles!

And then, shut up!

Or, fuck off!

I don't need..

Anymore input from you regarding any of this, okay?

[laughter]

You fucking dog cunt.

What?

Nothing.

I'm just excited.

For what?

For us.

Tell me when you feel it.

Irene, thank you, this is nice.

Alright, everyone dig in.

All right, huh? Salad?

Did you say your word?

What can I get you?

Crazy.

Just the other day.

- I'm going across, - Salad.

a crossing.

When I literally stopped us working.

And he yelled at me.

He said, the C word.

- What did you say? - The C word?

Yeah, you think your bloke would say sorry, right?

Right.

Mmm.

I, um..

Didn't want to do this,

but I, uh, was asked to, so...

Louie and Irene.

Cheers.

Thanks, Dylan.

Thank you, mate.

Ah.

I love Louie.

We all love Louie, yeah?

And, um..

We, uh,

gathered here tonight to memorialise,

to...

Adios, as they say,

uh, to the man we once knew.

A passionate, low-grade sportsman,

only solo, never in a team.

He didn't want to rely on others

when he could just fuck things up for himself.

Academically, he was notorious

for being unremarkable.

Louie couldn't say he was smart.

You know, he wasn't dumb either.

He was just...

He's just fucking there, aren't you?

He didn't get invited to many parties either,

but when he did, he would enjoy

laughing at jokes he didn't hear,

fucking stealing people's beers

just to pick at the label.

And then he'd just leave

without saying goodbye to the boys.

Uh, but, you know,

against all odds, he, uh,

he wasn't embarrassed to be this way.

You know?

That's how, uh,

that's how Louie wanted things.

He wanted to hide in plain sight.

He had a very

moderate-sized porn collection.

Wait a minute.

I'm joking.

Louie doesn't watch any porn.

You know, as it was,

everyone knew Louie.

like they knew, um,

me and Charlie.

Uh, we came as three

when we weren't together.

Um,

no.

Charlie was the smart one,

I was the funny one,

and, um, Louis was the,

uh,

The nice one.

Uh, together we made one

interesting person, so,

uh, that was that.

I, um,

I like to think

Louie and I really, uh,

came together on

two separate occasions.

Um,

the first time being on

year 10 camp,

you know, we, uh,

we went back to the car.

We're not gonna,

we're not gonna do that story,

mate.

We can't do that story.

Uh,

yeah,

you're right.

Too silly,

Louie.

Yeah.

Too silly for dinner.

The second time

was at my house.

Dylan,

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan,

let's just,

yeah, let's just speed this up,

Okay.

Okay, Louie.

Okay.

Okie dokie.

What should we talk about then?

Hmm?

You know, sometimes in life, um,

a man's lucky enough to get something that he really wants.

You know, like,

like really get it.

And, uh,

if he doesn't, the next best thing he's seeing his

best mate get it, so..

Here we are.

Yup, here we are.

- A man of his word. - His word, indeed.

- Thank you, Dylan. - Thank you very much, mate.

I'm gonna fuck that girl by the end of the night. I promise you both.

What?

Hmm?

That's what Louie said to us the first time he saw Irene.

Johann's birthday.

Party at the beach.

Really scenic.

Waves.

Sand.

Sea gulls.

It was beautiful.

Oh,

and Louie, he didn't even know who she was.

But, he wanted wanted her.

Dylan.

He didn't even know who she was there with,

if she was available, but old Louie wanted her.

Dylan.

And then Irene got drunk, like really drunk.

And Louie was sober.

In fact, a clever onlooker might have been able to tell you

that old Louie over here was a bit more generous

when pouring the drinks for his new best friend

Irene than he was when he was pouring those

drinks for himself. And in the end, hey, that

was the first time Louie fucked Irene.

Right?

Why shouldn't I have said that?

Is that true?

Of course not.

Uh, Johans was months before we even started seeing each other.

I had no idea who he was.

He was just like..

Super awkward with me the entire night.

Really?

I've got to tell you, the boys had a very different kind of story on the night.

But hey, wow, in light of this recent news, I take it all back.

False alarm, everyone.

Turns out Louie actually is a really good guy.

It's just a joke, guys.

[laughter]

Okay.

Okay, I don't like that.

I don't, I...

Grace..

How many Bucks parties have you gone to?

Does it matter?

He's right.

Listen, I get it.

You haven't been to many of these.

But what you gotta understand about a Bucks party

is that whatever happens, it's all just for a laugh.

Oh.

Nothing's ever serious.

Nothing's ever real.

You're just supposed to...

Let the boys play.

I get it.

So, Sam, how's your sex life?

Modest.

Special someone?

I already told you.

Right, yes.

Special someones.

What?

That's dangerous, mate.

What?

How many?

Not many.

Couple girlfriends.

Couple boyfriends.

Well, who's better?

I don't have a preference.

That's my preference.

I prefer the best parts of being with lots of people.

Fair enough.

Like that little experiment rat

pressing the cum button over and over again until he dies.

The what?

It's a real experiment.

I'm not trying to rile you up, mate.

I'm just curious how it works.

Well, I've never been happier about myself

than when I've been alone.

That's what I think.

If you really wanna know.

Well, you wanna know what I think?

No.

I think it's a phase.

Okay.

I think you're looking for a reason to be selfish,

to sleep around, which is totally fine.

I just wish you wouldn't make such a big deal out of it.

I hear that a lot from people like you.

People like me?

People who are a bit green.

No offense.

So who says I have no experience?

You're a Christian girl in your 20s

engaged to a Christian guy in his 20s.

Oi.

Can you tell?

Tell what?

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

It's a party treat.

You learnt it at a convention.

What the fuck?

Well, yeah.

We're virgins, if that's what this is about.

Oh my God!

I don't see what that's got to do with anything, though.

Even you would admit

there's more than that to a relationship.

Even me?

Yeah, I would.

You bring up a good point, though.

You don't really know what you'd be getting, do you?

Well, spoilers Grace,

He's packing absolute razor back down there.

It's a fucking hog.

Shut the heck up man.

Oh no sorry I'm lying, it's not.

Eight billion little puzzle pieces across the world and

you've just stumbled across the only one that will ever fit.

You're telling me you've never met anyone like Charlie before?

I have never met anyone like Charlie.

Oh yeah?

Tell me when you feel it.

It's like you're just ignoring the entire concept of commitment.

Yeah. The most toxic idea that monogamy has taught the

world is that we all deserve to be loved unconditionally.

I believe in conditions.

Things can't always be good.

But that's my point, they can always be good.

Oh no, that's my point.

The best type of love is not a high, it's not a feeling, it's a daily decision.

I choose my life with you again today.

Even when it's bad, even when they fuck up.

Even when I might not necessarily be in love here in this moment.

I mean that's the good stuff, that's the juice really.

I try to have faith in the people that I love.

I'm alright.

You done?

You don't need to do that.

They're still eating.

Um, anyway, I also have a lot of questions.

I feel like I've said enough.

How do we fit into your equation?

We?

Yeah.

Me and Louie, how does that work?

I feel like our type of relationship doesn't

even make sense with what you're saying.

I don't really know your type of relationship.

Irene.

Do you seem to think nobody really needs..

One person?

Right? You think there's a lot of people that could just work for anyone.

Well that hasn't really been my experience because...

I need Louie. Right?

I need only Louis. I mean...

I can't even be away from him.

We've figured out it's actually some type of separation anxiety because

the only way I don't get it is when I'm with him.

Nobody else will work, so...

In our mind, there is no other choice in the world for me.

Louie is all there is.

I wonder how that sounds to someone like you.

So, what happens when you're alone?

I take a pill.

Puts me to sleep. And I wake up and by then he's back.

Sedatives?

Yeah, something called Trixapan. I take it almost every day.

I'm actually on it right now.

And this is the way you've been living?

Not the entire time. It started about a year ago.

At tiki night?

Oh yeah. Louie says so.

Louie says so? This is Louie's theory?

Well he says maybe it's because I feel guilty about what I did and

this is my body's way of processing that.

A trade-off.

Right?

No.

We use Trixapan to sedate the cats at the zoo.

Like, stray cats?

No, like lions.

Except we shoot ours from a gun. I didn't even realize you could get it as a pill.

You're getting this from a doctor, Irene?

I think her doctor is at the table.

I look after her, if that's how you mean.

She can't even drive.

She doesn't even have a phone.

Why can't she have a phone?

Because he says it'll only make my anxiety worse.

It does only make your anxiety worse.

Listen, um, I think we're all just kind of seeing this from the middle.

Yeah? Um, no one here is asking for an intervention.

No one asks for an intervention, that's the point.

It's not an intervention, okay? We're just concerned.

No, we're not concerned. We're not concerned.

Stoney!

It's heavy stuff.

Well, what's he supposed to do? Be a gentleman and knock her out himself?

She's unwell, right?

Unwell.

It might be worth seeing a professional.

I think she already has enough opinions, thank you, Sam.

No, it sounds like she's full of opinions.

We're just having a conversation, Louie.

Maybe now is not the time to have that conversation, Grace.

Look, I...

I see..

nothing wrong.

Sometimes, when we see things wrong,

when we see things laid out like this,

it might not sound or seem quite right.

But maybe...

Maybe it's kind of different to all that.

I mean...

God, it's not like you...

You know?

I don't know, but it's different, right?

Like it's, um, you know...

It's different.

You know how it is, right?

Right?

[laughter]

Um...

This isn't at all how I wanted everything to go.

Um...

I love Irene.

More than anything.

Sure,

we've been on a bit of a journey over the last year.

A couple of months ago, I didn't even know if I'd be standing here at all.

So I figured, why not make the most of the opportunity

with you all here, our nearest and our dearest?

Honey, I had a thought.

Why wait?

You're all we need.

Honey, Irene, can you stand up for me?

Honey, can you just stand up?

I'm really lucky to have one of my longest friends here, Murph.

He's willing to unite us tonight, me and my wife.

He's a certified marriage celebrant,

so...

Oh, it's all for real.

No, no, no, we don't need to do that.

We don't need to do that.

We can come together tonight.

It's the marriage of...

Hey!

Stop, stop, stop!

What are you doing, you little snake?

What's that?

Oh!

[choking]

Oh!

Oh, heaven!

Oh, shit, someone help him.

[coughing]

Hey, is every..

Is everything all right?

Do you want to go?

Hey. Hey.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, don't say sorry.

Don't, no, it's fine.

It's fine.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I just, I wanted to...

I'm just missing you, go off, is that okay?

No, it's...

I'm really sorry.

I just...

I'm...

Just, just wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay, so what was that?

What?

I'm so sorry.

I think I misspoke.

What?

Oh, my God, are they watching?

What?

Oh, fuck, are they?

Oh, my God, no.

Don't worry about them.

Oh, my God, it's such a scene.

Hey, shh, shh.

That's not about them, okay?

Look, no, Grace, I misspoke.

I really love Louie.

I do.

I've just got a lot going on.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

Look, I need to talk to you, okay?

I thought you said I did.

I mean, none of them...

Yo, yo, is everything all right?

Not now, Charlie.

No, no, still, I just wanted to...

Charlie!

Go away!

Hey.

Was this the secret?

What?

You said...

Was this the plan?

Oh, my God, you...

You... You...

You knew this was going to happen tonight, and...

Why didn't you tell me?

Grace, why didn't you tell me?

I don't..

I'm...

What the heck was that?

Huh?

Ease up.

Wasn't my idea.

I mean, it was kinda nice, in a romantic sense.

Fuckin' retarded though, I personally wouldn't have done it that way.

Congratulations.

Hope it didn't ruin anything.

No, I liked it.

You're like a...

You're like my Shrek.

What the fuck, huh?

I like him.

You even an actual celebrant?

Yeah.

I'm an actual celebrant.

What, Louie made you do the course?

No, you can just buy it online.

Look, I'm fine. I just had a moment, that's all.

You call that a moment?

Look, forget about it.

It had nothing to do with you.

Yeah, it does.

You invite me here out of the blue, and then you tell me your

fiancé is like fucking with you historically or whatever.

I'm saying I'm here to help, and you're telling me no.

Right, so you broke the law. That's so cool, dude.

Well who cares? No one cares. It's all for love.

You could have really effed things up for Louie back there.

I think he might have done that for himself, just quietly.

It'll be all right. You can't blame Louie.

Can't you?

In this business with the pills?

Separation anxiety?

That can't be a healthy situation for her.

I think it's none of our business.

No one's taking sides here.

Sure, but don't you think it's a bit grubby?

It's a bit, I don't know, it just feels a bit, it's a bit rapey.

It's a bit like...

What?

I mean, that's what it's like, right? It's a bit rapey.

It's almost like a three year long date rape.

Stop. You can't just say that word.

Exactly. Right? It's like a marriage rape.

Oi.

You reckon he ever fucks around those pills?

Stop!

I'm only wondering.

What are you, a marriage counsellor now?

No, I'm not certified for that.

You think everything Irene said back there was true?

She's clearly emotional, and on drugs.

It doesn't matter.

She doesn't have to have her reasons not be with Louie.

She can just not.

She never said she was unhappy with the situation.

She was just saying.

I'm getting a different impression.

There's nothing illegal about what's going on here, okay?

Oh, nice. I'm gonna write that one into the vows.

Look, I know for a fact,

that Louie is a good guy.

So...

And anyway, that's her decision.

It's not up to us as men

to decide what she needs.

It's pretty old fashioned thinking if you actually think about it.

And anyway, even if she did want out,

that's pretty rich coming from a guy

that just sprung a surprise wedding.

Okay, but I didn't say any of those things, did I?

And I didn't invite you.

Of course you did.

Don't you think you owe me an explanation?

Um, Sam, this is Louie's Buck party.

I didn't invite you.

Look, I'm sorry, but I don't need you to be here.

Come with me.

What?

De facto.

I'll put you up.

You can get your visa.

It doesn't have to be like this.

It doesn't have to be, like, romantic or anything.

It can just be like before.

It makes so much sense.

But it doesn't.

At all.

But why, Irene? Why choose this?

What, instead of you?

I mean, instead of anything.

Because I...

I understand it.

You know, everything's simple with Louie.

Everything is defined.

Okay, defined fucked.

I said yes to everything.

Sure, then you're an addict.

You take sedatives every day.

You're an addict.

I'm not doing this for fun.

I just wish you would tell me how I can help.

Yeah, but you wouldn't know how, would you?

God, none of you people realize what it's like to be

completely responsible for someone else's happiness.

I do.

I.. I.. I... I owe Louis happiness.

For what?

So you're punishing yourself?

No, I'm listening to myself.

No, you're not.

If you were, you'd realize this is fucking insane.

None of this makes any sense.

Yes, it does.

Okay, Sam, when you're in it..

It does.

If you're so happy, then why did you say all that stuff?

Maybe I just wanted to hear it all out loud for once.

I can be your listener.

So, sweetheart,

look, you have been.

Okay?

But right now,

all I'm asking from you is for you to just let me figure this out on my own.

You think you can?

What? Why are you thinking, hm?

I'm not thinking.

What? Are you saying you want to call it off?

No.

No fucking way.

You sure that's a good idea?

Mate.

This is exactly what we need right now.

Surprise.

Listen, I think umm..

Maybe we should just go have a little chat?

Maybe talk a little bit about what just happened?

Not right now.

A quick one whilst I've got everyone..

Here.

Umm..

I know there were some things..

That I said at dinner.

You might have some questions.

That's fine.

It's important to remember that we've all

had a bit to drink and some other stuff too.

Maybe..

Maybe I got carried away.

I'll put my hand up.

I'm guilty too.

But we've all had the chance to talk.

And we've, umm...

Uh, maybe..

Maybe let's not talk about it anymore.

Maybe we've talked enough about it.

Well said.

Maybe..

We could play a game.

That could be fun.

Paranoia.

Dylan.

- I'm only explaining this once. - No.

So pay attention.

So we go around the circle like Asian whispers, yeah?

Except when it's your turn, you're going to be hearing a secret question whispered in

your ear.

And the answer's going to be someone in this circle.

So most likely to fuck a possum, Charlie.

Oi.

Fine.

Sorry, mate.

Most likely to be an asexual, Charlie.

No.

Well, which is it then?

So we tell everyone the question?

No.

The circle's only going to hear the answer to the question.

I then flip a coin.

If it's heads, then we all get to hear the question.

Right?

But if it's tails, then nobody gets to hear the question.

You may be the answer to a question that you never hear.

That's why it's called,

paranoia.

You don't have to play.

I want to play.

Everyone's playing!

Heads ticket.

Which of the boys I'd most likely root?

[laughter] You!

Get over here!

Can we get on the bridge?

Oi.

Louie.

Tails.

Louie.

What?

What does that mean?

What was the question?

It's safer.

I don't have to tell you.

Louie.

Tails again.

Bad luck.

I think it's your turn, honey.

Louie.

Toss it.

Tails.

That's dreadful.

Bad luck.

Charlie.

[laughter]

Heads.

What then?

Most likely to fuck a mate's sister.

[laughter]

It was a joke.

- It was a joke. - This isn't a fucking joke,

this is an attack this is a personal fucking attack!

What's going on, Charlie?

You don't know me!

No I don't.

You don't fucking know me what are you, fucking doing here why are you even here?

Why are you even fucking here,

you fucking cum rat.

What's the problem? You said at dinner you're a virgin

I am a virgin!

Fuck!

I am a virgin.

Okay?

I'm a virgin.

I am a fucking virgin.

I'm a virgin, okay?

I'm a fucking virgin.

I am a virgin.

Fuck!

What the fuck?

God, yeah, you fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, man.

Stop! Stop!

Ow!

Oh, oh, my fucking...

You fucking prick.

You just fucked me in.

Yeah, that's what you get for fucking my sister.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Fuck!

You stupid cunt.

You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey. Fuck.

Hey, I'm sorry, guys. Let's just...

Let's forget about it, yeah? Let's just...

Let's just go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's fuck them. Let's go. Let's go.

We're going to do it now. We'll just fucking go.

Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.

Oh, my gosh. Let's go.

Let's go.

I think we need to talk.

Okay.

I.. I...

[scream]

Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!

A little bit of appreciation.

We've got a surprise for you!

Yeah!

They're well into June!

Raising the Prince!

The Prince will win!

The Seagulls!

We hope that sometime,

you'll see his great dance as well!

I can fucking smack you!

What happened?

The Prince is harsh!

I can't breathe!

Shut up, boy! I'm trying to drive!

♪[ringing]♪

♪ She was a red hot.. ♪

♫[music]♫

♪ Teacher. ♪

♫[music]♫

♪ She was the roughest, ♪

♪ toughest friend. ♪

♪ Many had a heart of brick and a way of ♪

♪ putting a heart in the heart of a man. ♪

♫[music]♫

♪ I'm not a afraid. ♪

[inaudible]

Shut up, mate!

No, no nangs for me, boys.

I'm a designated driver.

Fuck!

Ah, haha, just friends?

Well can you stop being friends right in front of my friends?

You don't get to be friends with guys like him anymore.

Okay?

That's just..

That's just how this works.

Just like I don't get to be friends with girls who want to FUCK me.

[laughter]

Maybe I should try waxing mine.

I wonder how that affects the sweat.

Like...

...

I guess we're done then, Louie.

I think you should leave.

Well...

That's what I'm doing!

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight, okay?

I'm the villain here because I see you find you...

Stop talking!

What does this cock taste like, huh?

Was he a good fuck?

- I hope it was fucking good! - Stop talking!

Stop listening, I don't care.

I don't care anymore.

Gosh, you're not interesting to me anymore.

You're so boring.

You're so boring and you never were interesting.

I'm done and we're done, okay?

I know that.

I know why you're with me.

I know how much you love it here.

You'll be fine.

♪ [horn] ♪

Honey!

Irene!

Hey!

Irene!

Hey!

Irene!

Honey!

Oh, Honey! Hey! Hey!

Hey honey, get up!

Hey!

Irene!

Honey!

Can you hear me?

Hey!

There he is.

There you are.

Bit much to drink.

Bit much to drink, yeah.

Where did you go last night?

Where were you?

I could ask you the same thing.

You were in the house.

Sam found me.

Brought me back, and I went to bed.

Where is he?

He had to leave first thing.

Had to get back into town.

You okay?

I'm okay.

Don't worry about it.

So it was real?

What happened last night, it was real?

You mean the stuff about Dylan's sister?

I mean, who gives a shit, man?

It's old news.

I'm not talking about that.

He left before it happened.

And he's so much worse.

Don't tell her, Charlie.

She should be leaving me.

Why?

You didn't kill anyone.

You didn't commit a crime.

It was just a bit of fun.

She already knows, Louie.

That's why she's being like this.

I don't have a choice. I'm just sitting here,

- waiting for it to happen. - Just wait.

'Till you find out what she knows.

You can make this work for Charlie in the end.

You can come out on top in ways you don't even realise.

How?

I don't know.

Tell her you love her.

Tell her you'll break the other arm if she leaves you.

Tell her..

You deserve a second chance.

We all deserve a second chance.

Sorry that it went the way it did last night. You're a umm..

You're going to be a good guy helping Louie out.

I'm just happy to be involved.

Mate's like you can get used, you know.

You've got to be careful.

You ever feel that way?

Of course.

I'm not dumb.

Friends are temporary, though, man.

You know, it might be...

It might be nice to try something other than Louie for a while.

I don't know how to do that.

Go.

Just go.

Maybe I could go with ya.

Yeah.

Where do you want to go?

Home.

I want to go home.

I was asking for a lift.

Too easy.

Cool.

I'll grab my stuff.

Fuck yeah.

I'm glad we did that.

Do you want to do something similar for our thing?

Maybe you want.

I want to make the decision together.

Can we maybe stop talking for a bit?

I should probably just tell you exactly what happened.

I know you want to ask, so I should probably just tell you.

You don't have to do that.

It was before I met you.

It wouldn't have changed anything.

I never even met his sister.

From now on,

that's all I'm asking.

Forget anything else.

About today.

We'll get the next one.

You want to go now?

Might be your last chance for a while.

♪ [distant foghorn] ♪

♪ [foghorn] ♪

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