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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,189 --> 00:00:21,651 - Who would win in a fight- - Ultimate Warrior. 4 00:00:21,651 --> 00:00:23,277 That wasn't- 5 00:00:23,277 --> 00:00:24,654 I wasn't going to say Ultimate Warrior. 6 00:00:24,654 --> 00:00:27,073 Well, you said "Who would win in a fight?" and it's Ultimate Warrior. 7 00:00:27,073 --> 00:00:29,325 You have to say, "Aside from Ultimate Warrior," 8 00:00:29,325 --> 00:00:30,618 or give me specific choices. 9 00:00:30,618 --> 00:00:33,788 - Give me some time. - Give me some choices. 10 00:00:33,788 --> 00:00:36,123 Who do you think would win in a fight, Marty, 11 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,375 or Armenian Frank? 12 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:41,796 - Armenian Frank, not Italian Frank? - No, Armenian Frank. 13 00:00:41,796 --> 00:00:43,005 - Who? - Marty. 14 00:00:43,005 --> 00:00:44,966 - Why? - Marty could have a secret weapon 15 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:46,175 that none of us know about. 16 00:00:46,175 --> 00:00:47,802 Like a nuke... 17 00:00:47,802 --> 00:00:50,221 Who do you think is a better bowler? 18 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:51,847 Ultimate Warrior. 19 00:00:51,847 --> 00:00:53,266 ♪ I don't want to go 20 00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:55,810 ♪ I don't want to go 21 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:57,520 ♪ On my own 22 00:00:58,062 --> 00:01:00,314 ♪ On my own 23 00:01:00,314 --> 00:01:02,608 ♪ I don't want to go 24 00:01:02,608 --> 00:01:04,235 ♪ On my own 25 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:23,588 ♪ And so you know the bottom might trump you 26 00:01:23,588 --> 00:01:27,967 ♪ And then where would the best of us be 27 00:01:27,967 --> 00:01:30,219 ♪ Well some kind of flow 28 00:01:30,219 --> 00:01:32,513 ♪ So jealous of ghosts 29 00:01:32,513 --> 00:01:37,435 ♪ Not a candlestick maker, not me 30 00:01:37,435 --> 00:01:38,894 ♪ I don't want to go 31 00:01:39,687 --> 00:01:41,188 ♪ I don't want to go... 32 00:01:41,939 --> 00:01:42,940 Marty! 33 00:01:48,029 --> 00:01:51,240 Look at you dumbshits in yer bow ties! 34 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,200 Where did you boys pick this up? 35 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,702 Valeting. 36 00:01:54,702 --> 00:01:57,913 It is a 2004. It is in great shape. 37 00:01:57,913 --> 00:01:59,415 It's a nice car. 38 00:01:59,415 --> 00:02:01,500 Very nice. Clean. I'll move it easy. 39 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,044 - Clean interior. - Yep. 40 00:02:03,044 --> 00:02:05,880 Except for this fry I found. Here you go, Jethro. 41 00:02:08,424 --> 00:02:13,054 Alright... let's say six? 42 00:02:13,054 --> 00:02:15,264 - What, that's fair! - Marty, I've got a mortgage. 43 00:02:15,264 --> 00:02:18,476 I'll tell you what, eight thousand five hundred, not a penny less. 44 00:02:18,476 --> 00:02:20,603 Damn right! 45 00:02:20,603 --> 00:02:21,771 Seven thousand. 46 00:02:21,771 --> 00:02:23,606 - Alright, we'll take it. - Fine. 47 00:02:23,606 --> 00:02:27,193 It is endlessly fucked up to me that you steal cars from dead people. 48 00:02:27,193 --> 00:02:30,279 - They're not dead people. - They're dead peoples' relatives. 49 00:02:30,279 --> 00:02:33,115 - I remember when you were nice boys. - Yes... 50 00:02:33,115 --> 00:02:35,326 You're breaking my heart, Marty. 51 00:02:35,326 --> 00:02:37,912 My favorite, favorite, favorite degenerates. 52 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,583 Okay, Barbara Walters or Cloris Leachman? 53 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,210 Cloris Leachman, no question. 54 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:45,711 No not- I know what you're thinking. 55 00:02:45,711 --> 00:02:48,756 You're thinking Cloris Leachman in Young Frankenstein. 56 00:02:48,756 --> 00:02:50,508 But Cloris Leechman now. 57 00:02:58,683 --> 00:03:00,309 - Hi y'all. - Hey. 58 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,021 - How's it going? - It's alright, alright. 59 00:03:04,021 --> 00:03:06,190 Just getting settled in. 60 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:08,526 I went to my school, it's pretty close. 61 00:03:08,526 --> 00:03:12,321 - Yeah- - Uh just one thing though... 62 00:03:12,321 --> 00:03:13,948 About the rent. 63 00:03:13,948 --> 00:03:16,992 I was really hoping to be able to pay the whole amount. 64 00:03:16,992 --> 00:03:18,828 You know, it's just that I haven't found work yet. 65 00:03:18,828 --> 00:03:19,620 Right... 66 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:23,499 The FEMA money that we got is only a two thousand dollar cash card. 67 00:03:23,499 --> 00:03:24,458 And then they tell me now 68 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:28,337 that they don't know when the rest can be processed, so... 69 00:03:28,337 --> 00:03:30,214 - I can't really afford... - What? 70 00:03:32,216 --> 00:03:33,926 Fifteen hundred to fourteen hundred. 71 00:03:35,553 --> 00:03:37,805 Ah... 72 00:03:37,805 --> 00:03:40,349 - Say a thousand a month, is that okay? - Really?! 73 00:03:40,349 --> 00:03:43,602 Thank you, thank you. That is so nice of you! 74 00:03:43,602 --> 00:03:45,104 It's pretty wonderful, you know, 75 00:03:45,104 --> 00:03:49,150 you getting on the property ladder at such a young age, Alan. 76 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,777 - Impressive. - Yeah, thank you. 77 00:03:51,777 --> 00:03:53,446 So what is it that you do? 78 00:03:54,947 --> 00:03:57,283 - Hey boys. - Hey, what it is. 79 00:04:05,207 --> 00:04:07,042 - Juice. - Thank you. 80 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:08,878 So what do you want? 81 00:04:08,878 --> 00:04:10,880 - Um... - Ah... 82 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,882 Well, aren't we forgetting something? 83 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:14,967 - Ah yes. - Alan, come on. 84 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:17,428 - Well it is a Wiggles Waffles policy. - Alan- 85 00:04:17,428 --> 00:04:20,264 That when a server - that'd be you, 86 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:22,808 greets the customer -- that'd be us, 87 00:04:22,808 --> 00:04:25,728 that you must perform the Wiggles Waffles Wiggle. 88 00:04:25,728 --> 00:04:27,480 Alan, please. 89 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:35,446 Welcome to Wiggles, the Wiggles Waffles Wiggle 90 00:04:35,446 --> 00:04:40,326 Thank you for wiggling into Wiggles Waffles... 91 00:04:40,326 --> 00:04:42,495 ...Diner. 92 00:04:42,495 --> 00:04:44,580 - Oh God, every time. - So stupid! 93 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:46,165 Fuck you, bed-shitter! 94 00:04:46,165 --> 00:04:47,082 Whoa! 95 00:04:49,794 --> 00:04:51,587 So... 96 00:04:51,587 --> 00:04:54,006 what's the grift of the day? 97 00:04:54,006 --> 00:04:56,300 Actually, forget it. I don't want to know. 98 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:59,011 Well actually, we can't decide today. 99 00:04:59,011 --> 00:05:01,096 You know you should just snatch some old ladies' purses. 100 00:05:01,096 --> 00:05:02,765 - It's more direct. - No, please. 101 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:04,183 What do we look like? Criminals? 102 00:05:04,183 --> 00:05:06,769 Well, looks can be deceiving. 103 00:05:06,769 --> 00:05:10,439 That's precisely why we're so successful. 104 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:12,191 So, Mom called yesterday. 105 00:05:12,191 --> 00:05:14,401 - Yeah? - Yeah. 106 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,946 Dad got into another bar fight. 107 00:05:16,946 --> 00:05:19,782 Mom's really upset. You should really call her. 108 00:05:19,782 --> 00:05:22,368 Well I will have the pancakes... Pancakes? 109 00:05:22,368 --> 00:05:24,370 - Yes, please. - Pancakes, sure. 110 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:30,167 It's from both of us... 111 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:31,836 Hey, Mac, how're you doing? 112 00:05:31,836 --> 00:05:33,921 - Mountain View? - Alright. 113 00:05:33,921 --> 00:05:35,005 - Another wiggle? - Oh yeah. 114 00:05:35,005 --> 00:05:38,634 Welcome to Wiggles, the Wiggles Waffles Wiggle 115 00:05:38,634 --> 00:05:40,135 Thank you for wiggling... 116 00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:42,805 Who do I think is a better bowler? Who or who? 117 00:05:42,805 --> 00:05:44,181 You don't say anyone I'm going to say me. 118 00:05:44,181 --> 00:05:46,183 - Who talks that fast?! - Me. 119 00:05:46,183 --> 00:05:48,811 When do you ever- you never talked that fast. 120 00:05:48,811 --> 00:05:51,063 - Yes I do. I talk this fast all the time. - No you- 121 00:05:51,063 --> 00:05:54,149 - It's ridiculous. - Who are we burying today? 122 00:05:54,149 --> 00:05:55,568 I dunno. 123 00:05:55,568 --> 00:05:58,320 I left the paper at Wiggles. 124 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,364 Sloppy, Alan. That's sloppy. 125 00:06:08,956 --> 00:06:10,249 Sorry for your loss. 126 00:06:10,249 --> 00:06:11,250 Condolences. 127 00:06:13,252 --> 00:06:14,336 Is that... 128 00:06:27,516 --> 00:06:29,768 Any good CD's over there? 129 00:06:29,768 --> 00:06:31,478 Oh, let's see. 130 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,813 Kelly Clarkson. 131 00:06:33,022 --> 00:06:34,648 Kelly Clarkson. 132 00:06:34,648 --> 00:06:36,859 Kelly Clarkson - Christmas ls A Time For Giving. 133 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:41,488 - Mariah Sings Kelly Clarkson, - Dude... 134 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,741 - Oh my God... - and Rammstein. 135 00:06:43,741 --> 00:06:47,202 Oh right, with the Kelly Clarkson-- 136 00:06:47,202 --> 00:06:49,663 What is it? Gimme this... 137 00:06:49,663 --> 00:06:50,581 Amanda? 138 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:55,210 Oh fuck. 139 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:57,755 Oh fuck! Fuck! 140 00:06:57,755 --> 00:07:01,675 - Fuck, look at the... at the- - Oh yeah! 141 00:07:01,675 --> 00:07:03,719 Oh yeah. Did we steal...? 142 00:07:03,719 --> 00:07:06,180 - Yeah, we fucking did! - We stole your ex-girlfriend's car? 143 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:08,933 We stole Amanda's car. I don't believe this. 144 00:07:08,933 --> 00:07:10,100 Oh my God! 145 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,769 The one time I didn't scout the paper. 146 00:07:11,769 --> 00:07:14,563 - Oh shit. Oh shit. - What? 147 00:07:14,563 --> 00:07:16,607 Oh shit... 148 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:19,234 - Okay, just pull over. - Okay, I am. 149 00:07:19,234 --> 00:07:21,070 - Right here? - Yeah, right here's good. 150 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,822 - Be careful, don't hit the curb. - I'm not gonna hit the curb. 151 00:07:23,822 --> 00:07:25,824 - Smiles. - Smile, we should smile? 152 00:07:25,824 --> 00:07:27,701 Yeah, we didn't do anything wrong. 153 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:35,042 License and registration, please. 154 00:07:37,461 --> 00:07:39,213 License and registration. 155 00:07:39,213 --> 00:07:41,674 Yes, uh... 156 00:07:41,674 --> 00:07:43,592 Sorry. 157 00:07:43,592 --> 00:07:46,303 I'm a little deaf in this ear. 158 00:07:46,303 --> 00:07:46,845 Here you go. 159 00:07:51,976 --> 00:07:54,853 You know at what speed you were driving, just there? 160 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:57,940 Forty-ish 161 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:00,275 - in a twenty-five. - Twenty-five? 162 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:02,736 School zone. 163 00:08:02,736 --> 00:08:06,115 So which one of you two is Amanda Beekler? 164 00:08:09,326 --> 00:08:11,161 Amanda is my girlfriend. 165 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:13,330 Yeah, here actually... 166 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,624 - Here's a picture of us, right here. - Oh yeah. 167 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:17,710 That's us. We were at Guido's. 168 00:08:17,710 --> 00:08:20,462 - It was our six-month anniversary. - Cute. 169 00:08:20,462 --> 00:08:23,257 Then we went home and had the weirdest sex. 170 00:08:23,257 --> 00:08:24,299 Alright, son. 171 00:08:24,299 --> 00:08:27,052 No, apparently if you're double-jointed here then- 172 00:08:27,052 --> 00:08:30,889 Enough. I'm going to let you two off with a warning. 173 00:08:30,889 --> 00:08:33,892 - Thank you. - You two have a pleasant afternoon. 174 00:08:33,892 --> 00:08:36,937 You as well. 175 00:08:36,937 --> 00:08:38,647 What are you two? 176 00:08:38,647 --> 00:08:39,773 Waiters? 177 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,335 - Well- - Hey, hold on, hold on. 178 00:09:02,421 --> 00:09:04,965 Let's just leave the car. 179 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:06,258 With who, the florist? 180 00:09:06,258 --> 00:09:09,053 Well, there's no need to interrupt them in their... 181 00:09:09,053 --> 00:09:12,514 ...time of need, so let's just drop the keys off and get out of here. 182 00:09:12,514 --> 00:09:14,058 What do you say? 183 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:16,727 You want to ding-dong-ditch a Mercedes 184 00:09:16,727 --> 00:09:21,231 that you stole from your ex-girlfriend on the day her father was buried? 185 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:23,984 Yeah. I do. That's what I want to do. 186 00:09:23,984 --> 00:09:26,111 So I'm gonna do that. 187 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,043 Um... Amanda... 188 00:09:42,419 --> 00:09:43,921 Hi. 189 00:09:43,921 --> 00:09:45,672 Wow... 190 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:46,924 Hi. 191 00:09:46,924 --> 00:09:48,092 Hey, Amanda. 192 00:09:48,092 --> 00:09:49,593 Alan. 193 00:09:49,593 --> 00:09:53,847 Um... Listen, we just wanted to tell you that we... 194 00:09:53,847 --> 00:09:59,520 ...are very sorry to hear about your father's, uh... 195 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,480 That's all? 196 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,689 Yeah. 197 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,608 Yeah, well... 198 00:10:04,608 --> 00:10:06,485 Yeah... 199 00:10:06,485 --> 00:10:08,278 This is so like you. 200 00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:10,864 What... you don't know what I'm... what is so like me? 201 00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:12,533 You're a liar. 202 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:14,409 And a coward, Ben. 203 00:10:14,409 --> 00:10:16,912 And maybe one day you'll realize that 204 00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:20,457 it's not some great embarrassment to have feelings. 205 00:10:20,457 --> 00:10:22,459 Or care about someone. You know? 206 00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:26,004 Probably you won't figure it out until you're an old, pathetic man 207 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:27,881 who lives in a flophouse downtown 208 00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:30,134 trying to steal enough food from the garbage can 209 00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:32,553 to keep your incontinent body from shutting down 210 00:10:32,553 --> 00:10:33,929 from pity and boredom 211 00:10:33,929 --> 00:10:36,056 - Geez... - I'm not finished, Alan. 212 00:10:36,056 --> 00:10:39,351 - Alright. - I was ready to share forever with you. 213 00:10:39,351 --> 00:10:40,936 But did you care? No! 214 00:10:40,936 --> 00:10:45,858 You'd rather share it with him and steal, steal, steal, Alan, Alan, 215 00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:47,818 I mean, was I just some hole for you? 216 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:50,154 What does he have that I don't have? 217 00:10:50,154 --> 00:10:52,447 Well, an indoor voice. 218 00:10:52,447 --> 00:10:54,992 - Do you know why we broke up? - I have some hypotheses. 219 00:10:54,992 --> 00:10:57,744 A thousand reasons, but mainly because I could not pierce 220 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:01,748 your emotional exoskeleton, no matter how hard I tried. 221 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:02,875 What is so funny? 222 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,169 You did just say emotional exoskeleton? 223 00:11:05,169 --> 00:11:07,129 - Yeah. And? - Yeah, okay. Definitely. 224 00:11:07,129 --> 00:11:08,964 - That was what was funny. - Fuck you! 225 00:11:08,964 --> 00:11:12,759 I told you I loved you and... I was wrong. 226 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,220 Okay. Because a love could never ever feel-- 227 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:16,847 So strong. 228 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:18,182 Stop. 229 00:11:18,182 --> 00:11:20,767 - What is so god damn funny?! - I am not laughing, he... 230 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,145 I'm sorry. You speak in Michael Bolton lyrics. 231 00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:25,480 - That's funny. - Fuck you, Alan. Fuck you. 232 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,691 You are ugly and you have a little dick. 233 00:11:27,691 --> 00:11:29,902 - Large for my height. - How would you... listen- 234 00:11:29,902 --> 00:11:32,571 Please, okay, I just want to tell you that today 235 00:11:32,571 --> 00:11:34,990 - we were working, okay- - You were stealing. 236 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:37,075 ...at Mountain View, around noon, 237 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:39,536 and totally, coincidentally, 238 00:11:39,536 --> 00:11:41,914 - Without any malice- - Or whatever we took-- 239 00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:45,125 I should have known it was you. You stole my car? 240 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,336 Yeah, but we didn't know until after. 241 00:11:47,336 --> 00:11:48,754 You stole my fucking car! 242 00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:50,255 - It wasn't like... -...but we did. 243 00:11:50,255 --> 00:11:53,008 - And we're sorry. - We're so sorry. 244 00:11:53,008 --> 00:11:57,179 - And I still love you. - And I still love you... um... 245 00:11:57,179 --> 00:12:00,557 I don't still love you... I don't like you-- I don't hate you... 246 00:12:00,557 --> 00:12:02,267 it's in the middle. It's right in the middle. 247 00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,268 Ow! 248 00:12:03,268 --> 00:12:05,771 I... it's ambivalence, mainly... 249 00:12:07,898 --> 00:12:10,943 You really wanna do another funeral today? 250 00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:13,987 Ah, I'm open. What do you feel like? 251 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:15,948 What is it? 252 00:12:15,948 --> 00:12:17,699 Hey. 253 00:12:17,699 --> 00:12:19,326 Is he wearing camouflage? 254 00:12:19,326 --> 00:12:22,120 - Hey. - You want some tea? 255 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,289 No. 256 00:12:24,289 --> 00:12:26,541 You want to come out of the hedge? 257 00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:30,879 What are you doing, Alan? He probably has lice. 258 00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:32,547 Ben! 259 00:12:32,547 --> 00:12:35,467 Hey, shouldn't you be at school? 260 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:37,803 I'm not going today. 261 00:12:37,803 --> 00:12:40,681 Look, kid, if you want to do good in school-- 262 00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:41,640 Well. 263 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,767 - If you want to do well in school, - if you want to do well in school. 264 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:46,436 You got to keep showing up. 265 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,230 Until graduation. 266 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:50,190 When did you graduate? 267 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:51,984 That is a good question. When did you graduate? 268 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:54,611 - That's - that's not the point. - There's something called a G.E.D. 269 00:12:54,611 --> 00:12:57,781 Anyways... stay in school. 270 00:12:57,781 --> 00:12:59,908 Okay? Get a job. 271 00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:02,160 Don't drink and drive. 272 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,079 Just say no. 273 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:07,040 - Okay, we gotta go to work. - Yeah. 274 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,001 What do you do? 275 00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:12,212 Can I come with you to your job or something? 276 00:13:12,212 --> 00:13:13,630 I've got money. 277 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:15,007 I can buy sodas. 278 00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:18,218 I don't think your mom would like that very much. 279 00:13:18,218 --> 00:13:19,386 She won't care. 280 00:13:26,393 --> 00:13:29,980 So, what kind of placement are you looking for, Lynette? 281 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:34,192 Anything really. I just would love to get to work. 282 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:38,363 Okay. 283 00:13:38,363 --> 00:13:40,824 Your resume looks... fine. 284 00:13:40,824 --> 00:13:43,035 Do you have call center experience? 285 00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:46,872 No, I don't. But I like people. 286 00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:51,043 Okay. And what's your WPM? 287 00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:53,045 - Excuse me? - Words per minute. 288 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,547 Oh. 289 00:13:55,547 --> 00:13:57,299 Thirty, thirty five. 290 00:13:57,299 --> 00:14:00,552 - Right... - But I'm getting faster. 291 00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:03,221 Are you up to date on Mac OS-X? 292 00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:05,515 Um, some yeah. 293 00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:08,643 The older version, I think. 294 00:14:08,643 --> 00:14:09,770 Excel? 295 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,188 Uh, no- 296 00:14:11,188 --> 00:14:14,900 Quicken... or should I bother to ask? 297 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,984 I'm sorry... 298 00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:22,699 - Hey look at this. - Hey! 299 00:14:22,699 --> 00:14:24,534 Dickhead! 300 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,078 Why you talk so funny? 301 00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:27,204 Shut up, Scott. 302 00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:28,413 - Part of growing up. - Or what, Dickhead? 303 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,207 Get off me! 304 00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:32,667 Ooh. Kid's got a jab. 305 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,211 You gonna cry, pussy? 306 00:14:34,211 --> 00:14:36,338 Hey! That's enough of that. Get out of here. 307 00:14:36,338 --> 00:14:37,964 Leave him alone. 308 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:38,965 Get! 309 00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:44,221 - What do you got? - Oh nice! 310 00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:46,807 They're unlocked. 311 00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:48,725 - Are you really do that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 312 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,732 Hey, what're you doing? 313 00:14:59,653 --> 00:15:00,737 Come here. 314 00:15:05,784 --> 00:15:07,327 It was an accident. 315 00:15:09,371 --> 00:15:13,417 So you're new here, aren't you, this year? 316 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:16,211 Yeah. 317 00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:18,547 What school did you come from? Luther Burbank? 318 00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:23,301 No... Louisiana. 319 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:24,970 We just moved here. 320 00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,596 After the hurricane? 321 00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:31,476 That must have been scary. 322 00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:35,188 Yeah. 323 00:15:35,188 --> 00:15:38,024 Well I'm glad that you're here now. 324 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,861 I'll keep my eye on you, and if any of the kids give you a hard time 325 00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:43,405 I'll have them suspended. Understand? 326 00:15:45,449 --> 00:15:47,534 Okay. 327 00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,119 - Can I go now? - Mm-hmm. 328 00:15:52,372 --> 00:15:55,083 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah, see you tomorrow. 329 00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:10,974 Hi, Mom. 330 00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:13,393 How was your interview? 331 00:16:13,393 --> 00:16:15,061 The same. 332 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,564 What happened to your face? 333 00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:19,524 I got punched. 334 00:16:19,524 --> 00:16:22,360 Yeah, I can see that. Let momma see. 335 00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:31,661 - I think it's cool. - No Kelsey! It's not cool! 336 00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:34,748 - Who hit you? - One of my friends I made at school. 337 00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:36,917 We were playing chase. 338 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:41,129 It was an accident. 339 00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:43,298 Well go put some ice on it. 340 00:16:43,298 --> 00:16:45,509 We don't have any. 341 00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:46,843 Well, there then. 342 00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:53,391 Keep that on there. 343 00:17:00,148 --> 00:17:01,733 Go do your schoolwork. 344 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,333 - You got arrested? Really? - No, not really. 345 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,876 But it was close. 346 00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:23,213 - We did a valet job... nothing fancy - Mm-hmm. 347 00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:25,340 But I got caught speeding in a school zone 348 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:30,136 and then the next thing we know we've got boyfriends in Chino. 349 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,223 You guys are stupid. 350 00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:34,182 Well, we got out of it Mel so... 351 00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:36,726 Yeah, but you could have gone to prison. A Felony. 352 00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:40,146 Come on! I just don't understand how you can live like that. 353 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,190 I wonder what's in the pie case today. 354 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,192 Pie is in the pie case probably, Ben. 355 00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:45,819 Let me just check it out. 356 00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:49,030 I just don't know how you could come here every day. 357 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:52,284 It's easy. I get up in the morning and I go to work, that's it. 358 00:17:52,284 --> 00:17:53,743 So do I. That's it. 359 00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:56,496 No, what you do isn't work, it's- 360 00:17:56,496 --> 00:18:01,167 Well it pays my bills. And sometimes yours. 361 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,460 That's not fair. 362 00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,215 Look, you can't be a thief forever. What are you going to do? 363 00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:11,261 I mean, come on! Go back to school, get a job. 364 00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:13,930 - Fuck it-I could get you a job here. - Are you nuts? 365 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,932 - Stop it. - Me? Waiting tables? 366 00:18:15,932 --> 00:18:19,227 - Wiggling? - Don't you dare insult waiting tables. 367 00:18:19,227 --> 00:18:21,479 - Just don't. - Okay, I'm sorry. 368 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,857 I'm not made to, you know, sling bacon and juice 369 00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:26,234 for whatever shithead sits down in a booth. 370 00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:29,446 So what happens when you luck runs out? Then what? 371 00:18:29,446 --> 00:18:32,657 This never runs out. 372 00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:34,534 You've got to be kidding me. 373 00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,995 Says the girl who's wearing a waffle. 374 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,085 Don't. Don't. I don't want it. 375 00:18:44,085 --> 00:18:45,795 You too good for it? 376 00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,297 You're gonna start paying your own tuition? 377 00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:49,257 Ben. You're leaving. 378 00:18:49,257 --> 00:18:50,008 Okay. 379 00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:54,512 - Alright. - Did you stick your fingers in my pie? 380 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:55,847 I barely touched it. 381 00:18:58,725 --> 00:19:03,647 I find it difficult to listen to Mel's version of reason. 382 00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:05,690 We've had a plan, 383 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:08,193 it's always worked, we've never been caught. 384 00:19:08,193 --> 00:19:14,616 Yeah, but what if she's right, you know. What if our luck runs out? 385 00:19:14,616 --> 00:19:20,288 Our con-luck or our like, regular-person-luck? 386 00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:25,293 I don't know. I guess both. 387 00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:26,461 Well, how I figure it, 388 00:19:26,461 --> 00:19:29,923 our circumstances such as they were in Fresno 389 00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:32,384 provided us few options. 390 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:33,510 Right. 391 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,971 So whatever we had to do to get there, 392 00:19:36,971 --> 00:19:41,559 I figure, we're sort of karmically okay for doing. 393 00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:51,528 What are you doing with those clothes? I told you to hang them up. 394 00:19:51,528 --> 00:19:53,697 I accidentally shrunk them. 395 00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:56,282 I knew you were gonna say that! Goddammit Kelsey! 396 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:59,744 I told you exactly what to do and junk! 397 00:19:59,744 --> 00:20:01,913 Goddammit! 398 00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:05,208 Fetch me those clothes pins you little Satan. 399 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,127 You ruined my nice blouse... 400 00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:18,680 - Sorry, Mom. - I don't want your sorries! 401 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,433 I wanted my friggin' wardrobe. 402 00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:23,268 I guess someone's soda money is gonna be helping 403 00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:26,354 get me some decent interview clothes now, huh? 404 00:20:26,354 --> 00:20:27,480 Yes, Mom. 405 00:20:29,524 --> 00:20:31,609 - Stupid! - I said I'm sorry... 406 00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:34,028 Just get in the house, Kelsey. Get out of my face. 407 00:20:34,028 --> 00:20:34,904 Now! 408 00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:50,420 Oh, that boy. I swear. 409 00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:57,469 Well... 410 00:21:00,513 --> 00:21:01,681 I, uh... 411 00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:04,184 I... 412 00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:08,480 I dunno... 413 00:21:20,992 --> 00:21:21,910 Hey. 414 00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:24,412 Melanie Manilow? What a pleasant surprise! 415 00:21:24,412 --> 00:21:26,748 - Hey, Marty. - Hi, yourself. 416 00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:29,375 You're look positively winsome... 417 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,045 - 'Winsome'...? - He's has a vocabulary calendar. 418 00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:35,131 Yes, I do. Excuse me. 419 00:21:35,131 --> 00:21:37,217 My seat's over here. 420 00:21:37,217 --> 00:21:38,760 Watermelon? 421 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,720 No I can't, I have to study later. 422 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,224 So how you been living, Mel? You looking good. 423 00:21:44,224 --> 00:21:45,433 I mean, healthy. 424 00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:48,686 Yeah. I'm fine. Marty. How are you? 425 00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:52,023 - Yeah, pretty good... Pretty good... - Yeah? 426 00:21:52,023 --> 00:21:53,983 - A little lonely. - Oh. 427 00:21:53,983 --> 00:21:56,820 Gets lonely at the shop, working... 428 00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,404 Alone... 429 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,824 Going back to an empty place. 430 00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:02,659 No furniture. 431 00:22:02,659 --> 00:22:03,743 No furniture? 432 00:22:03,743 --> 00:22:05,328 Danish. 433 00:22:05,328 --> 00:22:08,289 - That's nice. - Nothing warm though, like a lady... 434 00:22:08,289 --> 00:22:09,707 Okay... 435 00:22:09,707 --> 00:22:13,461 I'm gonna go see- I forgot what's in the corner over here... 436 00:22:13,461 --> 00:22:15,630 - Oh yeah, there it is. - Did that get weird? 437 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:17,298 - Yes. - Hey guys. 438 00:22:17,298 --> 00:22:18,424 Who's this? 439 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,635 - Oh, this is... - Kelsey. 440 00:22:20,635 --> 00:22:24,681 Kelsey. Kelsey, this is my sister Melanie. 441 00:22:24,681 --> 00:22:26,140 You know Ben. And this is my- 442 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:27,976 SU-perior. 443 00:22:27,976 --> 00:22:30,353 That means boss. 444 00:22:30,353 --> 00:22:34,232 - So Kelsey, what's up? - Can someone take me to the store? 445 00:22:34,232 --> 00:22:36,860 I ran out of Hungry Mans and there's no more food. 446 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,862 Well, where's your mom? 447 00:22:38,862 --> 00:22:40,196 I dunno. 448 00:22:40,196 --> 00:22:41,447 But I've got some money. 449 00:22:42,699 --> 00:22:46,077 See. And I'll trade you some sodas for a ride. 450 00:22:46,077 --> 00:22:51,332 - No. - Would you like a steak instead? 451 00:22:51,332 --> 00:22:53,751 - Okay. - But I'll take a soda. 452 00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:57,881 You can pick. I've got cherry, grape, 453 00:22:57,881 --> 00:23:00,967 cherry coke and... yeah. 454 00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:02,886 - Wow, great. - Come on. 455 00:23:06,723 --> 00:23:08,266 - I'm going for it! - You're gonna ask her out? 456 00:23:08,266 --> 00:23:09,851 I know just what to do. 457 00:23:09,851 --> 00:23:12,478 Did you see the way she looked at me? 458 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,606 I'm gonna mix a Squirt and a Root beer, 459 00:23:14,606 --> 00:23:15,940 I call it a Squoot Beer. 460 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,066 I'd just like a Squirt. 461 00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:19,402 I wouldn't drink that, there's a lot of tequila... 462 00:23:19,402 --> 00:23:21,362 That's impressive... 463 00:23:21,362 --> 00:23:23,740 Careful, careful, careful, Marty! 464 00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:25,533 Is he? He's out. He's out. 465 00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:28,578 Oh man... 466 00:23:28,578 --> 00:23:30,288 He hit his head pretty hard. 467 00:23:30,288 --> 00:23:32,498 Yeah... he had the melon to break it. 468 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:35,209 Well there's only one thing we can do. 469 00:23:35,209 --> 00:23:36,586 What happened? Did he drink the whole thing? 470 00:23:36,586 --> 00:23:38,171 He was just doing it to impress you. 471 00:23:38,171 --> 00:23:39,756 Oh. It so worked... 472 00:23:39,756 --> 00:23:41,591 - Kelsey. You got any markers? - Yeah. 473 00:23:41,591 --> 00:23:43,343 Cool. We need them. Get 'em. 474 00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:44,761 Can I talk to you two for a second? 475 00:23:44,761 --> 00:23:47,263 I don't care what you say, Mel, I'm drawing dicks on his face. 476 00:23:47,263 --> 00:23:49,349 No, it's not about that. Shit, I'll help. 477 00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:51,809 It's... have you been in there? 478 00:23:51,809 --> 00:23:53,102 - In there? - Yeah. 479 00:23:53,102 --> 00:23:54,270 - No. - No. 480 00:23:54,270 --> 00:23:56,481 - She must not- - Mel, 481 00:23:56,481 --> 00:23:58,191 It can't be that bad. They just moved in. 482 00:23:58,191 --> 00:23:58,942 No seriously, it's bad. 483 00:23:58,942 --> 00:24:00,777 You should call someone, like the authorities. 484 00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:01,903 Or, you know... 485 00:24:01,903 --> 00:24:05,782 Well it's not really our business, so... 486 00:24:05,782 --> 00:24:08,117 No, I'm serious. 487 00:24:08,117 --> 00:24:10,620 It's bad. It's like neglect. 488 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:11,788 You should do something. 489 00:24:11,788 --> 00:24:13,539 Okay, I will do something. 490 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,916 I will. 491 00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:18,127 I will draw a big hairy dick on Marty's forehead. 492 00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:20,004 Yeah, we'll start with that and go from there. 493 00:24:20,004 --> 00:24:22,090 - Yeah, we'll see. - Yeah. 494 00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,466 - Purple! - Green. 495 00:24:25,385 --> 00:24:26,552 Thanks, Kelsey. 496 00:24:46,781 --> 00:24:48,908 - Mom? - Hmm? 497 00:24:48,908 --> 00:24:50,368 I cleaned up. 498 00:24:54,664 --> 00:24:57,709 Right. Supper. Ahh... 499 00:24:57,709 --> 00:25:01,629 - You want me to throw something- - I did it already. 500 00:25:04,382 --> 00:25:07,635 - You want some? - No. 501 00:25:07,635 --> 00:25:08,845 You want a soda? 502 00:25:08,845 --> 00:25:11,389 - I... gotta go out. - You just got home. 503 00:25:11,389 --> 00:25:13,641 Yeah, well, Momma'a gotta have a life, okay? 504 00:25:13,641 --> 00:25:18,187 Just 'cause she had you don't mean... 505 00:25:18,187 --> 00:25:20,148 Just go to bed at ten. 506 00:25:20,148 --> 00:25:21,941 You hear me? 507 00:25:21,941 --> 00:25:24,318 You hear me, Kelsey? 508 00:25:24,318 --> 00:25:26,529 Well, see you in the morning. 509 00:25:26,529 --> 00:25:27,447 Bye... 510 00:25:50,094 --> 00:25:53,514 - Hello? - Vince Ortega, CDCS for Wyatt Joelson, 511 00:25:53,514 --> 00:25:55,767 Sixth grade civics, Newberry. 512 00:25:55,767 --> 00:25:57,435 Very funny, Vince. How you doing? 513 00:25:57,435 --> 00:25:59,729 Ah, what's up, buddy. I'm good. 514 00:25:59,729 --> 00:26:01,189 Just drowning in paperwork. 515 00:26:01,189 --> 00:26:02,899 You were smart to get out, man. 516 00:26:02,899 --> 00:26:05,735 Was I? I'm drowning in homework. 517 00:26:05,735 --> 00:26:07,028 What's going on? 518 00:26:07,028 --> 00:26:09,572 I caught a name, should be up at your school. 519 00:26:09,572 --> 00:26:12,200 - Who's the kid? - Kelsey Patterson. 520 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,869 Yeah, I got him in my fifth period social studies. 521 00:26:14,869 --> 00:26:15,995 What's your take then? 522 00:26:15,995 --> 00:26:18,081 Don't really have one. 523 00:26:18,081 --> 00:26:21,501 He's quiet, he's an odd kid. 524 00:26:21,501 --> 00:26:24,253 He's new. He doesn't have any friends. 525 00:26:24,253 --> 00:26:26,589 I honestly don't know him that well. What's the complaint? 526 00:26:26,589 --> 00:26:28,382 Just general neglect, from the neighbor. 527 00:26:28,382 --> 00:26:30,927 Do you want to do me a favor? I'd like to see my wife this month. 528 00:26:30,927 --> 00:26:32,428 Will you go talk to the mother, 529 00:26:32,428 --> 00:26:34,263 if it looks bad, call me and we'll pull him. 530 00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:36,224 - Okay? - All right. What's the address? 531 00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:39,102 Lynette Patterson? 532 00:26:39,102 --> 00:26:41,187 Hello? 533 00:26:41,187 --> 00:26:43,022 Anybody home? 534 00:26:43,022 --> 00:26:44,690 Alan, we have a visitor. 535 00:26:46,818 --> 00:26:47,860 Cop? 536 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:49,654 Hello? ls anybody home? 537 00:26:49,654 --> 00:26:52,406 Uh, we're not religious. 538 00:26:52,406 --> 00:26:53,574 It's not about that. 539 00:26:57,411 --> 00:27:00,331 - Hey. - Hi. 540 00:27:00,331 --> 00:27:01,457 Who did you say you were...? 541 00:27:01,457 --> 00:27:05,336 I'm just looking for Lynette Patterson, Kelsey's mom. 542 00:27:05,336 --> 00:27:09,423 Oh, no, wrong house. They're over there, actually. 543 00:27:09,423 --> 00:27:14,512 There was a report made, actually a complaint filed by Melanie Manilow. 544 00:27:14,512 --> 00:27:15,555 Is she home? 545 00:27:15,555 --> 00:27:16,806 Oh. 546 00:27:16,806 --> 00:27:19,517 No. She's my sister, 547 00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:21,686 but she doesn't live here. 548 00:27:21,686 --> 00:27:26,274 Oh, because she filed a report with Child Protective Services. 549 00:27:26,274 --> 00:27:28,151 Melanie's a little-- 550 00:27:28,151 --> 00:27:34,031 Do you guys notice anything out of the ordinary? Any neglect? 551 00:27:34,031 --> 00:27:36,909 - Well- - I wouldn't say 'neglect', 552 00:27:36,909 --> 00:27:41,038 but I mean the mother doesn't seem to give the kid much time. 553 00:27:41,038 --> 00:27:44,417 Mel said there wasn't any food over there. 554 00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:47,545 So your general impression is that this isn't an abuse case, 555 00:27:47,545 --> 00:27:51,507 just that this women shouldn't win any Mother-Of-The-Year awards? 556 00:27:51,507 --> 00:27:55,303 Definitely. I mean, we had it rougher than he does. 557 00:27:55,303 --> 00:27:57,388 Alright, well thanks for your time. 558 00:27:57,388 --> 00:27:58,806 - Yeah. - Yeah, sure. 559 00:27:58,806 --> 00:28:02,310 So what do you think you're gonna do like, what do you do now? 560 00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:04,061 Do you guys call the police or anything? 561 00:28:04,061 --> 00:28:07,690 No. I'll just have look around, probably send a notice out. 562 00:28:07,690 --> 00:28:08,774 Cool. That's all? 563 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:11,611 I mean, if I can I'd like to spare him the system. 564 00:28:11,611 --> 00:28:14,238 Getting processed is... well... 565 00:28:14,238 --> 00:28:16,908 - It should be the last resort. - Really? 566 00:28:16,908 --> 00:28:20,745 Yeah, I mean if this kid's being severely beaten or starved. 567 00:28:20,745 --> 00:28:21,746 No. Whoa! 568 00:28:21,746 --> 00:28:23,164 Then you process 569 00:28:23,164 --> 00:28:26,000 and the kid gets bounced from one house to the next, 570 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,754 and you hope the family is not just doing it for the food stamps. 571 00:28:29,754 --> 00:28:31,881 Shit! I had no idea. 572 00:28:31,881 --> 00:28:34,592 - Thanks for your time. - Cool, yeah sure. 573 00:28:34,592 --> 00:28:35,343 Bye. 574 00:28:38,512 --> 00:28:40,181 What do you guys feel like? 575 00:28:40,181 --> 00:28:41,390 How about the next time you send 576 00:28:41,390 --> 00:28:44,018 any law enforcement agency to the house, 577 00:28:44,018 --> 00:28:46,270 give us a heads up. 578 00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:47,813 What? 579 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:50,274 Better yet, don't do it at all. 580 00:28:50,274 --> 00:28:51,943 - Child services? - Yeah. 581 00:28:51,943 --> 00:28:53,861 So what happened? 582 00:28:53,861 --> 00:28:55,529 He left a note. 583 00:28:57,615 --> 00:28:59,700 - A note? That's it? - Yeah. 584 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:03,663 He said it looked okay to him. 585 00:29:03,663 --> 00:29:05,456 I don't believe that. 586 00:29:05,456 --> 00:29:10,253 Look, maybe our shitty, fucked up upbringings made us... 587 00:29:10,253 --> 00:29:14,131 You in particular, Mel - susceptible to overreaction. 588 00:29:18,386 --> 00:29:19,720 Kelsey, you in there? 589 00:29:46,539 --> 00:29:48,958 - Oh... - Can I help you? 590 00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:53,629 Hi, I was just looking for my brother, Alan. 591 00:29:53,629 --> 00:29:55,840 In my windows? In my house? 592 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,676 Sorry. I should just go. 593 00:29:58,676 --> 00:30:03,389 They're not here, I think they're working. 594 00:30:03,389 --> 00:30:04,849 I know it's not any of my business, 595 00:30:04,849 --> 00:30:11,230 but I know how you keep this place, 596 00:30:11,230 --> 00:30:14,734 keep Kelsey. 597 00:30:14,734 --> 00:30:17,695 And I've seen the condition of the house. 598 00:30:17,695 --> 00:30:20,281 - It's unacceptable. - You're right it's not your business. 599 00:30:20,281 --> 00:30:23,034 You know what? It doesn't matter. 600 00:30:23,034 --> 00:30:25,369 Because I've talked to Kelsey, 601 00:30:25,369 --> 00:30:28,205 and I know what's going on here 602 00:30:28,205 --> 00:30:33,044 and being out of work is not an excuse. 603 00:30:33,044 --> 00:30:34,754 Okay? 604 00:30:34,754 --> 00:30:35,713 Hey. 605 00:30:38,382 --> 00:30:41,927 You buy that car on a waitress salary? On tips? 606 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,971 - No, it was a gift. - Oh. 607 00:30:46,015 --> 00:30:47,266 I thought not. 608 00:30:50,102 --> 00:30:52,063 Okay... 609 00:30:52,063 --> 00:30:54,023 You're a fucking bitch! 610 00:31:43,781 --> 00:31:49,412 So, what kind of placement are you looking for, Lynette? 611 00:31:49,412 --> 00:31:53,040 Anything really. I just would love to get to work. 612 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,584 Okay. Your resume looks... fine. 613 00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:57,920 Do you have call center experience? 614 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,215 No, I don't. But I like people. 615 00:32:01,215 --> 00:32:04,009 Mm-hmm. Excel? 616 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,719 No. 617 00:32:05,719 --> 00:32:07,263 Filing? 618 00:32:10,141 --> 00:32:13,394 Do you have any useful skills for office work? 619 00:32:13,394 --> 00:32:18,065 Look just get me-- just fucking get me a job! 620 00:32:18,065 --> 00:32:21,694 I need a fucking job. Just a job, okay. Whatever. 621 00:32:21,694 --> 00:32:23,112 I'll learn anything 622 00:32:23,112 --> 00:32:26,991 I drove here with nothing. And don't you... 623 00:32:26,991 --> 00:32:30,744 Don't you sit there with your fucking... 624 00:32:30,744 --> 00:32:32,329 Fuck... 625 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:39,003 Can you please help me? 626 00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:45,718 Hey guys. 627 00:32:45,718 --> 00:32:47,887 Here, my mom sent me over with this. 628 00:32:47,887 --> 00:32:49,388 Okay. 629 00:32:49,388 --> 00:32:51,557 So, what you doing? 630 00:32:51,557 --> 00:32:53,058 Chess. 631 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,226 You ever play? 632 00:32:54,226 --> 00:32:56,479 Sometimes with my Grandpa. 633 00:32:56,479 --> 00:32:59,815 That's cool. Where's he live? 634 00:32:59,815 --> 00:33:02,234 Heaven. 635 00:33:02,234 --> 00:33:05,905 So you guys must not be very good, the pieces are all mixed up. 636 00:33:05,905 --> 00:33:08,157 Whatever you say, Bobby Fisher. 637 00:33:08,157 --> 00:33:10,284 - You'll have to play sometime. - That'll be fun. 638 00:33:10,284 --> 00:33:14,246 But you'll have to come up with something to bet. Right? 639 00:33:14,246 --> 00:33:17,333 I mean, no game is all that much fun without a little risk. 640 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:18,918 You'll learn that when you get older. 641 00:33:18,918 --> 00:33:21,921 Oh, I got stuff to bet. 642 00:33:21,921 --> 00:33:24,089 Yeah, we don't need any sodas, Kelsey. 643 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:26,091 I got Penthouses'. 644 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:30,137 Yeah, seven of them. You guys must have some too. 645 00:33:30,137 --> 00:33:33,265 Maybe we could like trade some. 646 00:33:33,265 --> 00:33:36,185 - Wow... - I've seen mine bunches of times. 647 00:33:36,185 --> 00:33:39,855 We unfortunately have to go light ourselves on fire. 648 00:33:39,855 --> 00:33:41,899 - What? What did I do? - Nothing. 649 00:33:41,899 --> 00:33:45,236 We just have to get up early for work. So... 650 00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:47,154 You mean stealing cars? 651 00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:52,618 All the cars in front of the house all the time... 652 00:33:52,618 --> 00:33:53,953 That's what you do, huh? 653 00:33:53,953 --> 00:33:56,163 - It's complicated. - Stealing cars? 654 00:33:56,163 --> 00:33:58,123 - Nope, actually it's not- - Ben?! 655 00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,792 What? What? 656 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:01,544 A ten year old thinks we steal cars. 657 00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:03,504 - Hey, I'm twelve. - Whatever. 658 00:34:03,504 --> 00:34:06,966 It's an easier explanation than my uncle owns a used car dealership 659 00:34:06,966 --> 00:34:11,011 in Torrance and he lends me the cars to test them out. 660 00:34:11,011 --> 00:34:13,806 Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 661 00:34:13,806 --> 00:34:15,474 Twellman and Sons. 662 00:34:15,474 --> 00:34:19,103 Autocircle Way right off the Five in Torrance. 663 00:34:19,103 --> 00:34:23,482 - My dad's brother. - My dad has a new family... 664 00:34:23,482 --> 00:34:25,192 Doesn't want us anymore... 665 00:34:30,322 --> 00:34:31,782 You see, that's not fair. 666 00:34:31,782 --> 00:34:34,743 So maybe tomorrow we can play chess? 667 00:34:34,743 --> 00:34:36,412 Mm-hmm. 668 00:34:36,412 --> 00:34:38,497 See ya, bud. 669 00:34:38,497 --> 00:34:40,666 Or... 670 00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:43,168 - We could trade Penthouses. - La-la-la... 671 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:47,715 Okay. Whoo-yes... 672 00:34:47,715 --> 00:34:49,508 Geez. 673 00:34:49,508 --> 00:34:50,467 Awesome! 674 00:35:10,946 --> 00:35:15,492 Hey Mark, it's... me. 675 00:35:15,492 --> 00:35:18,787 You know that though, don't you... 676 00:35:18,787 --> 00:35:20,914 I'm sorry to call, I'm just in a... 677 00:35:20,914 --> 00:35:23,042 I'm in a spot. 678 00:35:27,463 --> 00:35:29,256 I'm looking for work, 679 00:35:29,256 --> 00:35:32,092 and I am this time, I am... 680 00:35:32,092 --> 00:35:36,305 I just wish that you could be responsible for Kelsey. 681 00:35:36,305 --> 00:35:38,390 Just for a little while. Just till I get on my feet. 682 00:35:38,390 --> 00:35:41,101 Because I'm over my... 683 00:35:41,101 --> 00:35:43,562 And Sherry, Sherry you better not delete this. 684 00:35:49,151 --> 00:35:52,279 Mark, you can't just take him? I mean he's your son too! 685 00:36:43,372 --> 00:36:44,581 Hello? 686 00:37:33,964 --> 00:37:35,591 - Is it broken? - No. 687 00:37:38,302 --> 00:37:39,136 Hello? 688 00:37:42,765 --> 00:37:44,224 H... Hello. 689 00:37:47,144 --> 00:37:49,563 Can we help you? 690 00:37:49,563 --> 00:37:55,736 Ah... ah... sorry. Just um... Nah, nothing... 691 00:37:55,736 --> 00:37:58,113 - Did you need something? - Yes... 692 00:37:58,113 --> 00:38:00,616 I was gonna ask if I could borrow some eggs. 693 00:38:00,616 --> 00:38:03,076 But when I knocked the door just came right open. 694 00:38:03,076 --> 00:38:07,623 I didn't know if you were here, so I just came on in. 695 00:38:07,623 --> 00:38:10,834 Well, I'll leave you be. I'll see y'all later. 696 00:38:10,834 --> 00:38:13,378 Don't you want those eggs? 697 00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:15,130 Yes. 698 00:38:15,130 --> 00:38:18,634 Sorry, thank you. That'd be really nice. 699 00:38:18,634 --> 00:38:21,303 - How many? - Two's fine. 700 00:38:21,303 --> 00:38:22,429 Thanks. 701 00:38:28,435 --> 00:38:31,313 Since you're here, 702 00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:34,566 the check for the rent didn't clear. 703 00:38:35,984 --> 00:38:37,194 Oh, thanks. 704 00:38:37,194 --> 00:38:41,782 The bank said that the account had been closed. 705 00:38:41,782 --> 00:38:43,408 Oh... did-- 706 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:47,162 Oh... oh. 707 00:38:47,162 --> 00:38:50,457 God, I wrote this from my old account. 708 00:38:50,457 --> 00:38:53,335 With my husband. 709 00:38:53,335 --> 00:38:56,171 My ex-husband. 710 00:38:56,171 --> 00:38:58,882 Ex... 711 00:38:58,882 --> 00:39:01,301 Sorry, I don't know what I was... 712 00:39:01,301 --> 00:39:04,012 - Old habits. - Yeah. 713 00:39:04,012 --> 00:39:06,723 Um... 714 00:39:06,723 --> 00:39:09,434 Maybe there's... 715 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:14,064 ...another way we could... 716 00:39:14,064 --> 00:39:17,901 ...the three of us... 717 00:39:17,901 --> 00:39:20,487 ...come to an understanding. 718 00:39:20,487 --> 00:39:22,447 I think the check... 719 00:39:25,784 --> 00:39:28,537 Yeah. I have a check in the house. 720 00:39:28,537 --> 00:39:31,206 Just leave it in the mailbox, whenever. 721 00:39:31,206 --> 00:39:32,124 Sure. 722 00:39:52,519 --> 00:39:53,604 Night. 723 00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:58,377 Hey, Lynette. 724 00:41:23,819 --> 00:41:25,570 What is this? 725 00:41:42,879 --> 00:41:43,922 Oh my God, she's... 726 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:45,882 Lynette! 727 00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:47,759 Lynette! 728 00:41:56,768 --> 00:41:59,438 "Kelsey, there is forty-six dollars in my purse in the kitchen. 729 00:41:59,438 --> 00:42:02,524 - Mommy had to..." - Oh my God... 730 00:42:02,524 --> 00:42:04,067 Okay, okay... 731 00:42:04,067 --> 00:42:05,527 Wait. Wait-wait-wait... 732 00:42:05,527 --> 00:42:06,445 What, what, what? 733 00:42:06,445 --> 00:42:07,738 Get some gloves. 734 00:42:09,031 --> 00:42:12,743 - Why? - The cops will send him to a group home. 735 00:42:12,743 --> 00:42:14,327 - Come on, Ben! - Okay. Okay. 736 00:42:41,605 --> 00:42:43,482 About a month ago. 737 00:42:43,482 --> 00:42:44,691 Single. 738 00:42:44,691 --> 00:42:45,901 No family... 739 00:42:58,622 --> 00:42:59,915 Hey guys. 740 00:42:59,915 --> 00:43:01,541 Hey. 741 00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:03,960 - How'd you get me out of school? - Easy. 742 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,754 I said I was your uncle Alan. 743 00:43:05,754 --> 00:43:07,005 Awesome! 744 00:43:07,005 --> 00:43:09,299 You wanna go get some food? 745 00:43:09,299 --> 00:43:10,509 Sure, why not. 746 00:43:24,648 --> 00:43:26,233 Hey. 747 00:43:26,233 --> 00:43:28,151 Hey Kelsey, what's up? 748 00:43:28,151 --> 00:43:29,486 They got me out of school. 749 00:43:29,486 --> 00:43:31,947 Oh. So I can see. 750 00:43:31,947 --> 00:43:33,698 - Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah... 751 00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:35,450 Here, let's go sit. 752 00:43:35,450 --> 00:43:36,409 Right over there. 753 00:43:42,124 --> 00:43:43,959 I've never been here before. 754 00:43:43,959 --> 00:43:49,005 Yeah, it's pretty cool. We come here a lot. 755 00:43:49,005 --> 00:43:51,883 When you're not test driving cars for your uncle? 756 00:43:51,883 --> 00:43:54,010 Huh? Oh yeah, yeah, right. 757 00:44:14,156 --> 00:44:15,323 Did you pick yet? 758 00:44:18,535 --> 00:44:20,871 You can have anything you want, okay? 759 00:44:20,871 --> 00:44:22,205 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 760 00:44:22,205 --> 00:44:23,540 Wow. 761 00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:25,083 Thanks. 762 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:32,007 Um... Please, I will have the chocolate chip waffles. 763 00:44:32,007 --> 00:44:35,010 And fish sticks. 764 00:44:35,010 --> 00:44:37,012 And... 765 00:44:37,012 --> 00:44:39,222 ...a Red Bull. 766 00:44:39,222 --> 00:44:40,724 Okay. 767 00:44:48,273 --> 00:44:50,734 - Is she okay? - Yeah. 768 00:44:50,734 --> 00:44:52,277 Yeah, I think so. 769 00:44:55,155 --> 00:44:57,032 Kelsey, we uh... 770 00:44:59,492 --> 00:45:01,411 We have to... 771 00:45:01,411 --> 00:45:03,163 This isn't going to be... 772 00:45:05,957 --> 00:45:08,501 Okay, um... 773 00:45:08,501 --> 00:45:09,711 Okay. 774 00:45:12,214 --> 00:45:16,426 When I was about as old as you are I lived on a farm. 775 00:45:16,426 --> 00:45:23,808 Outside of Fresno. My dad, and brother, and Mom and I. 776 00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:26,478 When I was your age... 777 00:45:26,478 --> 00:45:28,730 My older brother, Ric, 778 00:45:28,730 --> 00:45:31,900 he was fourteen, 779 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:36,446 he fell off the barn. 780 00:45:36,446 --> 00:45:40,325 Our barn. We were playing up there... 781 00:45:40,325 --> 00:45:44,329 And, um... 782 00:45:44,329 --> 00:45:48,333 He broke his back in seven places. 783 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:52,170 Cracked his head... 784 00:45:52,170 --> 00:45:56,341 I mean... couldn't walk, brain damage. 785 00:45:56,341 --> 00:45:59,302 And eventually... 786 00:45:59,302 --> 00:46:01,972 ...he died. 787 00:46:01,972 --> 00:46:10,313 And that was - that was hard on me, it was hard on my dad... 788 00:46:10,313 --> 00:46:14,359 No secret Ric was his favorite. 789 00:46:14,359 --> 00:46:18,488 And, um... 790 00:46:18,488 --> 00:46:22,158 At that age--your age, 791 00:46:22,158 --> 00:46:23,743 like I was then-- 792 00:46:23,743 --> 00:46:30,667 It's impossible not to blame yourself. 793 00:46:30,667 --> 00:46:36,172 You know, find a hundred different ways you could have shaped the day 794 00:46:36,172 --> 00:46:39,634 not to end up on that roof. 795 00:46:39,634 --> 00:46:43,305 Or even just... 796 00:46:43,305 --> 00:46:48,310 Even just some reason that this kind of terrible shit 797 00:46:48,310 --> 00:46:54,065 has to happen to people who are 798 00:46:54,065 --> 00:46:57,277 basically good. I mean, a good person. 799 00:46:57,277 --> 00:47:01,114 You know? Someone who was... 800 00:47:01,114 --> 00:47:03,241 trying... 801 00:47:03,241 --> 00:47:08,997 But we all get a... 802 00:47:08,997 --> 00:47:11,833 We all get a bag of hammers. 803 00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:15,587 You know what I mean? Whether it's being poor, 804 00:47:15,587 --> 00:47:19,424 or catching cancer, 805 00:47:19,424 --> 00:47:21,301 divorce... 806 00:47:21,301 --> 00:47:23,720 Losing your brother... 807 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:26,806 Losing your mother... 808 00:47:26,806 --> 00:47:30,894 You know what I mean, Kelsey? It's... 809 00:47:30,894 --> 00:47:35,690 But the thing is, is what you do with these hammers. 810 00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:37,525 When you get 'em... 811 00:47:37,525 --> 00:47:44,449 Because that shows you what kind of a man you are. 812 00:47:44,449 --> 00:47:49,287 Even if you're not ready to be one yet. 813 00:47:49,287 --> 00:47:51,664 So... 814 00:47:51,664 --> 00:47:55,168 This is gonna be hard to hear. 815 00:47:55,168 --> 00:47:58,421 Okay? 816 00:47:58,421 --> 00:47:59,672 Okay. 817 00:48:03,259 --> 00:48:05,512 Your mom died today. 818 00:48:14,729 --> 00:48:18,316 I'm sorry, man. 819 00:48:18,316 --> 00:48:20,402 I'm really sorry about that. 820 00:49:52,285 --> 00:49:54,078 What's up? 821 00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:56,664 So... 822 00:49:56,664 --> 00:49:58,958 What do you want to do now? 823 00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:00,793 Just let him sleep, man. 824 00:50:00,793 --> 00:50:02,128 He's had a rough day. 825 00:50:02,128 --> 00:50:04,255 Fine, but... 826 00:50:04,255 --> 00:50:06,508 What do you wanna... 827 00:50:06,508 --> 00:50:07,967 you know, 828 00:50:07,967 --> 00:50:12,555 when are we gonna get him situated? 829 00:50:12,555 --> 00:50:15,350 Oh. Um... 830 00:50:15,350 --> 00:50:18,353 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 831 00:50:18,353 --> 00:50:22,398 Tomorrow we'll pick him up a mattress or a sofa bed, or futon- 832 00:50:22,398 --> 00:50:27,070 Whoa, won't the foster-whatever have a... 833 00:50:27,070 --> 00:50:29,656 Dude, they're not gonna buy us a mattress. 834 00:50:29,656 --> 00:50:32,325 - 'Us?' - Kelsey. 835 00:50:32,325 --> 00:50:35,787 - No- - Besides, if we tell them we have him, 836 00:50:35,787 --> 00:50:38,456 obviously they're going to take him away. 837 00:50:38,456 --> 00:50:41,709 Well, we're not gonna keep him. 838 00:50:46,089 --> 00:50:47,966 Dude, that-- 839 00:50:47,966 --> 00:50:49,968 That wasn't the plan. You're not like all of a sudden-- 840 00:50:49,968 --> 00:50:52,470 What did you think we hid him from the cops for? 841 00:50:52,470 --> 00:50:55,139 I dunno. Keep him out of a group home? 842 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:58,977 I think it's time to, you know, step up. 843 00:50:58,977 --> 00:51:03,147 And I think this happened to us for a reason. 844 00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:05,775 - We can't even keep fish! - Ben, you're spiraling. 845 00:51:05,775 --> 00:51:07,819 What about his real father? 846 00:51:07,819 --> 00:51:09,320 I mean, he must have-- 847 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,407 Yeah of course, sure, but no, he's not involved. 848 00:51:12,407 --> 00:51:16,828 It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. At least he's blood, better than nothing. 849 00:51:16,828 --> 00:51:19,622 - We're not 'nothing.' - Well, I know when the novelty wears off 850 00:51:19,622 --> 00:51:21,708 - and you ditch this kid, that's forever. - No. 851 00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:24,419 His father isn't your father. 852 00:51:24,419 --> 00:51:25,878 That's nice. 853 00:51:25,878 --> 00:51:28,715 The last thing the kid needs is to be gotten rid of one more time 854 00:51:28,715 --> 00:51:31,884 so let's just find out where his dad is 855 00:51:31,884 --> 00:51:33,344 and take him there. 856 00:51:33,344 --> 00:51:35,013 I can't go to my dad! 857 00:51:36,973 --> 00:51:38,516 I don't even know him. 858 00:51:38,516 --> 00:51:40,768 How long have you been standing there? 859 00:51:40,768 --> 00:51:42,895 I haven't seen him since I was little. 860 00:51:42,895 --> 00:51:45,064 He doesn't want me. That's what he said. 861 00:51:45,064 --> 00:51:47,358 - Kelsey- - No, I won't go! 862 00:51:47,358 --> 00:51:49,736 What if you had to go? 863 00:51:49,736 --> 00:51:52,280 I'd run away. 864 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,407 That's harder than it sounds, bud. 865 00:51:54,407 --> 00:51:56,826 Trust me, I know. 866 00:51:56,826 --> 00:51:59,078 I'd start stealing cars, like you two. 867 00:51:59,078 --> 00:52:01,748 I don't know. Okay? 868 00:52:01,748 --> 00:52:04,542 Don't make me go. 869 00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:05,418 Okay? 870 00:52:07,587 --> 00:52:09,047 Don't make me go. 871 00:52:11,424 --> 00:52:12,508 Promise? 872 00:52:17,472 --> 00:52:19,098 Okay. 873 00:52:19,098 --> 00:52:21,225 Promise. 874 00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:22,727 Go back to bed, okay. 875 00:52:32,153 --> 00:52:34,030 Ben? 876 00:52:34,030 --> 00:52:35,531 Ben... 877 00:52:35,531 --> 00:52:37,367 - Ben- - You just promised him he could stay. 878 00:52:37,367 --> 00:52:40,119 - Did you see his face? - He's twelve. He'll get over it. 879 00:52:40,119 --> 00:52:42,246 - How can you say that? - We steal shit. 880 00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:45,625 We do what we want. We do not raise children. 881 00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:47,293 That is not what we set out to do. 882 00:52:47,293 --> 00:52:49,504 He has no one. 883 00:52:49,504 --> 00:52:50,880 We had each other. 884 00:52:56,636 --> 00:52:58,054 Him or me? 885 00:53:02,475 --> 00:53:03,935 I decided. 886 00:53:03,935 --> 00:53:05,395 Well, fuck you! 887 00:53:37,552 --> 00:53:40,680 - Ben. - Hi, Marty. 888 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,433 You look perturbed. What the fuck's the matter with you? 889 00:53:43,433 --> 00:53:48,479 I just... I need a place to sleep. 890 00:53:48,479 --> 00:53:51,774 Take the Camry, in the garage. 891 00:53:51,774 --> 00:53:54,444 What's going on? 892 00:53:54,444 --> 00:53:56,195 Where's Alan? 893 00:53:56,195 --> 00:53:58,239 We had a fight. 894 00:53:58,239 --> 00:53:59,240 Ah. 895 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,243 Alan wants to keep Kelsey. 896 00:54:02,243 --> 00:54:04,328 For a sleepover? 897 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:05,705 What? No! 898 00:54:05,705 --> 00:54:09,208 The mother punched her own ticket and now... 899 00:54:09,208 --> 00:54:10,293 - No shit. - Yeah. 900 00:54:10,293 --> 00:54:13,212 And now Alan just wants to just change our whole fucking situation 901 00:54:13,212 --> 00:54:14,839 so I was like 'no.' 902 00:54:14,839 --> 00:54:18,468 - No fucking way. No. - No, no. Ben, listen... 903 00:54:18,468 --> 00:54:22,555 I'm no psychologist. Relationships? Never been my strong point. 904 00:54:22,555 --> 00:54:25,767 Look at you two. You're lucky. Out here ten years - 905 00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:27,351 nothing but each other. 906 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:30,104 You and Alan together... 907 00:54:30,104 --> 00:54:31,272 So? 908 00:54:31,272 --> 00:54:34,567 So you're worthless to me without each other. 909 00:54:34,567 --> 00:54:38,029 Because you won't make a dime. 910 00:54:42,408 --> 00:54:44,160 Thanks for the... 911 00:54:57,757 --> 00:54:59,300 Jesus, Marty! 912 00:54:59,634 --> 00:55:06,390 ♪ And the swell of my sea is the call of all being 913 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:09,602 ♪ And the sun brings me through 914 00:55:09,602 --> 00:55:13,064 ♪ And the moon draws the waves 915 00:55:13,064 --> 00:55:19,904 ♪ and the pull of my heart to the stars I keep seeing 916 00:55:19,904 --> 00:55:26,744 ♪ I am light I am dark I am no more afraid 917 00:55:26,744 --> 00:55:30,248 ♪ We are off for all time 918 00:55:30,248 --> 00:55:33,626 ♪ We are off as still feeling 919 00:55:33,626 --> 00:55:37,338 ♪ Praise the Lord we are one... 920 00:55:38,756 --> 00:55:41,384 Oh my god. I am so sorry. I completely didn't see you. 921 00:55:41,384 --> 00:55:42,677 Oh, me neither. 922 00:55:42,677 --> 00:55:47,014 Oh that's my crystal decanter for my father's sixty-fifth birthday. 923 00:55:47,014 --> 00:55:49,600 Did I tell you about my son? I wanted him to go to dental school, 924 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,478 but no, he wants to study photography. That's my curse. 925 00:55:52,478 --> 00:55:54,730 - And I said to him- - What am I supposed to do? 926 00:55:54,730 --> 00:55:56,858 This was like four hundred dollars! 927 00:55:56,858 --> 00:55:58,359 Where's the receipt? 928 00:56:25,469 --> 00:56:28,389 - What the fuck?! - Hey... 929 00:56:28,389 --> 00:56:30,266 - Hey. - I didn't see you. 930 00:56:34,145 --> 00:56:37,064 Out of curiosity, how much did you take today? 931 00:56:37,064 --> 00:56:40,359 About a hundred. 932 00:56:40,359 --> 00:56:42,069 - A hundred? - Yep. 933 00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:44,488 Dollars? 934 00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:48,242 Stealing Girl Scout cookies? Giving sperm? 935 00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:52,163 Maybe if you grew up to man sized crimes instead of pranks. 936 00:56:54,415 --> 00:56:56,334 No? Is it too much? 937 00:56:59,670 --> 00:57:02,757 Fucking amateur hour. I told you you'd be worthless solo. 938 00:57:06,636 --> 00:57:08,804 What's wrong? 939 00:57:08,804 --> 00:57:09,972 Ben left. 940 00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:12,642 What? 941 00:57:13,935 --> 00:57:17,104 He won't stay if I keep Kelsey. 942 00:57:17,104 --> 00:57:20,274 I'm not just gonna put him into foster care, 943 00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:23,152 I'm not gonna get rid of him. He's staying with me. 944 00:57:23,152 --> 00:57:24,946 What are you talking about? Alan...? 945 00:57:24,946 --> 00:57:28,449 It's fine, it's cool. No one knows, Melanie. 946 00:57:28,449 --> 00:57:30,117 We hid everything from the police-- 947 00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:32,203 What do you mean you hid everything from the police? 948 00:57:32,203 --> 00:57:35,748 Are you crazy? This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard! 949 00:57:35,748 --> 00:57:38,668 What is your problem? I am helping this kid, that's wrong? 950 00:57:38,668 --> 00:57:41,170 - Even if that were true-- - it is true! 951 00:57:41,170 --> 00:57:44,590 You don't know how to do anything except walk out on people. 952 00:57:44,590 --> 00:57:47,218 - I'm not going to do that to him. - Well you did it to me. 953 00:57:49,512 --> 00:57:52,556 - Mel, I had to get out. - You took Ben. Not me. 954 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:54,475 Who got hit when you left? 955 00:57:54,475 --> 00:57:56,394 - That's not my fault. - Of course it's not your fault. 956 00:57:56,394 --> 00:57:57,979 Nothing's your fault. 957 00:58:08,739 --> 00:58:10,074 Are you mad at me? 958 00:58:12,034 --> 00:58:13,077 No. 959 00:58:16,414 --> 00:58:17,540 Why not? 960 00:58:20,543 --> 00:58:23,129 - Why would I be mad at you? - Where did Ben go? 961 00:58:28,551 --> 00:58:29,885 Is he coming back? 962 00:58:32,763 --> 00:58:33,973 I don't know. 963 00:58:36,809 --> 00:58:38,310 Can I stay? 964 00:58:43,357 --> 00:58:44,275 Yep. 965 00:58:47,445 --> 00:58:48,612 Cool. 966 00:59:05,504 --> 00:59:08,382 Yo' man, can I get a smoke from ya? 967 00:59:08,382 --> 00:59:09,675 Ah... 968 00:59:21,353 --> 00:59:23,856 Do I look like a father to you? 969 00:59:27,693 --> 00:59:29,695 Do I look like I should be a father? 970 00:59:34,617 --> 00:59:36,368 I don't know. 971 00:59:45,002 --> 00:59:46,253 Forget it. 972 01:00:01,268 --> 01:00:03,020 Thank you. 973 01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:11,570 Can I... 974 01:00:36,679 --> 01:00:38,639 God bless you, friend. 975 01:00:48,524 --> 01:00:51,610 I'm gonna go to bed. 976 01:00:51,610 --> 01:00:52,403 Good night. 977 01:00:54,321 --> 01:00:55,364 Good night. 978 01:01:38,574 --> 01:01:40,868 What are you doing? 979 01:01:40,868 --> 01:01:41,952 Nothing. 980 01:01:45,414 --> 01:01:46,749 Where you been? 981 01:01:52,838 --> 01:01:56,467 You can't... you can't do that. 982 01:01:56,467 --> 01:01:58,844 Don't do that. 983 01:01:58,844 --> 01:02:00,346 Don't fucking walk on me, man. 984 01:02:00,346 --> 01:02:04,767 So we're... we're gonna do this? 985 01:02:04,767 --> 01:02:07,102 We're gonna raise this little boy? 986 01:02:07,102 --> 01:02:08,729 And feed it? 987 01:02:08,729 --> 01:02:18,614 And stop him from crying, and bleeding, and do homework? 988 01:02:18,614 --> 01:02:20,032 And love him? 989 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,956 Why? 990 01:02:26,956 --> 01:02:28,540 You know why. 991 01:02:33,087 --> 01:02:37,800 What if we can't protect him? 992 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:42,263 I mean, what if he gets hurt? What if we hurt him? 993 01:02:42,263 --> 01:02:44,390 You know? We can't do that... 994 01:02:54,984 --> 01:02:57,194 Sorry... 995 01:02:57,194 --> 01:02:59,363 It's alright. 996 01:02:59,363 --> 01:03:01,365 You smell horrible... 997 01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:04,660 You smell like bum piss. 998 01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:07,329 Well, I did hug a homeless person... 999 01:03:07,329 --> 01:03:10,040 A woman. 1000 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,127 She was very sad. 1001 01:03:13,127 --> 01:03:15,796 She looked like she needed a hug. 1002 01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:17,089 I gave... 1003 01:03:17,089 --> 01:03:20,551 You don't hug anyone, and you hug a hobo? 1004 01:03:20,551 --> 01:03:22,553 Yeah. First I gave her all my money. 1005 01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:26,724 Good for you. 1006 01:03:26,724 --> 01:03:28,892 But... she liked the hug better I think. 1007 01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:30,894 Where's Kelsey? 1008 01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:33,063 He's asleep. 1009 01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:36,191 - Well, shall I go talk to him? - Yeah, sure. 1010 01:03:37,901 --> 01:03:45,909 ♪ Everybody in this place is dreaming 1011 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:54,043 ♪ It's been that way forever 1012 01:03:54,043 --> 01:03:57,880 ♪ They're all gonna wake up soon 1013 01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:03,719 ♪ They're all be hell for leather 1014 01:04:10,392 --> 01:04:18,650 ♪ Up the smoky walls of yesterday 1015 01:04:18,650 --> 01:04:27,409 ♪ And the dusty prince of last year 1016 01:04:27,409 --> 01:04:31,121 ♪ And nicotine burning sycophants 1017 01:04:31,121 --> 01:04:37,628 ♪ And the glowing mould of fear 1018 01:04:43,467 --> 01:04:47,805 ♪ Blow me home 1019 01:04:47,805 --> 01:04:52,059 ♪ Blow me home, blow me home 1020 01:04:52,059 --> 01:04:58,148 ♪ Take me in hold me close 1021 01:04:58,148 --> 01:05:00,484 ♪ Blow me home 1022 01:05:00,484 --> 01:05:09,326 ♪ We're aware of perspective to not be rejected 1023 01:05:09,326 --> 01:05:11,495 ♪ Blow me home 1024 01:05:11,495 --> 01:05:14,832 ♪ Blow me home, blow me home tonight 1025 01:05:14,832 --> 01:05:17,167 You want some tea? 1026 01:05:17,167 --> 01:05:19,837 I don't like it. 1027 01:05:19,837 --> 01:05:23,715 Tea is for civilized people. 1028 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:27,886 People drink tea in centers of learning. 1029 01:05:27,886 --> 01:05:29,680 I've never had it before. 1030 01:05:32,266 --> 01:05:34,768 Well... 1031 01:05:34,768 --> 01:05:36,812 You're gonna have to learn. 1032 01:05:36,812 --> 01:05:38,063 Why? 1033 01:05:38,063 --> 01:05:41,108 Here. Take it. 1034 01:05:41,108 --> 01:05:42,860 Careful. 1035 01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:46,405 Just... drink it. 1036 01:05:46,405 --> 01:05:47,531 Okay... 1037 01:05:51,535 --> 01:05:52,911 - Mm-mm. - I don't believe you. Yeah right. 1038 01:05:52,911 --> 01:05:54,037 - Mm-mm. - Come on. 1039 01:05:54,037 --> 01:05:55,789 - You like it a little bit. - Mm-mm. 1040 01:05:56,248 --> 01:05:59,460 Kelsey! Kelsey! 1041 01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:01,211 Let's go! 1042 01:06:01,211 --> 01:06:02,129 Let's go. 1043 01:06:04,548 --> 01:06:05,924 What are you driving? 1044 01:06:05,924 --> 01:06:07,134 What? 1045 01:06:07,134 --> 01:06:09,761 Geez. I'm gonna get my ass kicked if someone sees. 1046 01:06:09,761 --> 01:06:11,388 Just get in. And don't say "ass." 1047 01:06:11,388 --> 01:06:12,848 Come on, it's all we could find. 1048 01:06:12,848 --> 01:06:15,309 We gotta get you to the doctor's by four. 1049 01:06:15,309 --> 01:06:16,518 Doctor's? 1050 01:06:16,518 --> 01:06:17,895 That's right. You need some shots. 1051 01:06:17,895 --> 01:06:19,688 Yeah, so you don't bring home diseases. 1052 01:06:20,772 --> 01:06:22,733 - Just kidding! - We're going to Splash World! 1053 01:06:22,733 --> 01:06:24,193 We faked you out so hard! 1054 01:06:24,193 --> 01:06:25,569 Look at your face. 1055 01:06:25,569 --> 01:06:29,573 - That was awesome! - Yes! 1056 01:06:29,573 --> 01:06:31,450 You smell like throw-up. 1057 01:06:31,450 --> 01:06:33,619 My shoe smells like throw-up. 1058 01:06:33,619 --> 01:06:36,121 - Hello. - Hey, how's it going, Kelsey? 1059 01:06:36,121 --> 01:06:37,915 Good. We went to Splash Mountain. 1060 01:06:37,915 --> 01:06:40,667 - We had a very educational field trip today. - Yep. 1061 01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:42,294 - Oh, you did? - Yep. 1062 01:06:42,294 --> 01:06:45,964 And we learned that Splash Mountain makes Alan puke! 1063 01:06:45,964 --> 01:06:48,091 - Kelsey, thank you... - Yes we did, it's a beautiful thing. 1064 01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:50,552 Kelsey, you wanna go see how Jorge makes the waffles? 1065 01:06:50,552 --> 01:06:51,428 - Sure. - Hey, cool. 1066 01:06:51,428 --> 01:06:53,347 - Deal. Whaddya say? - Thank you. 1067 01:06:53,347 --> 01:06:54,806 - Hey, boys. - Hey, Jorge. 1068 01:06:57,935 --> 01:06:59,019 Hi, Jorge. 1069 01:07:00,604 --> 01:07:02,439 Just what in the fuck are you doing? 1070 01:07:02,439 --> 01:07:05,609 Mel, we're doing this. 1071 01:07:05,609 --> 01:07:07,528 Okay? So... 1072 01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:09,071 What you're doing is selfish. 1073 01:07:09,071 --> 01:07:10,989 This won't fix you, won't help anything. 1074 01:07:10,989 --> 01:07:12,950 It won't erase anything. 1075 01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:14,785 You'll just fuck up everyone involved. 1076 01:07:14,785 --> 01:07:16,995 Can I get a cup of coffee, please? 1077 01:07:16,995 --> 01:07:18,539 - Thanks. - If you do this... 1078 01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:23,085 You will hurt him so bad... 1079 01:07:23,085 --> 01:07:25,003 You'll make him just like you. 1080 01:07:25,003 --> 01:07:27,422 Alright, that's enough. 1081 01:07:27,422 --> 01:07:28,924 Kelsey. We're going. 1082 01:07:28,924 --> 01:07:29,758 Why? 1083 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:06,044 Come on, guys. 1084 01:08:06,044 --> 01:08:07,963 - Slow pokes. - We're coming. 1085 01:08:10,507 --> 01:08:13,302 - You got me shirt and everything? - Oh yeah. The shirt is cool. 1086 01:08:13,302 --> 01:08:14,595 Kelsey, get in the car. 1087 01:08:14,595 --> 01:08:16,763 What? Why? 1088 01:08:16,763 --> 01:08:19,141 - Hey wait, you can't take him! - What are you doing, man! 1089 01:08:19,141 --> 01:08:20,517 Watch me. 1090 01:08:20,517 --> 01:08:22,019 - Kelsey! - What are you doing?! 1091 01:08:22,019 --> 01:08:23,478 Hey! You've got no right! 1092 01:08:23,478 --> 01:08:26,023 Right? Kidnapping a little boy? Is that a right? 1093 01:08:26,023 --> 01:08:28,066 - No, we're not he-- - Back off! 1094 01:08:28,066 --> 01:08:31,570 He has no one. He has no family, no father. We're all he's got! 1095 01:08:31,570 --> 01:08:33,905 A mother dies, and you thought you could just take him? 1096 01:08:33,905 --> 01:08:35,574 That no one would notice? That no one would care? 1097 01:08:35,574 --> 01:08:37,492 - No. All we've done is take care of Kelsey. - Save it. 1098 01:08:37,492 --> 01:08:39,745 - I'm taking him to the police. - Don't do that man. 1099 01:08:39,745 --> 01:08:41,455 - Hold on! - Please, don't take him! 1100 01:08:46,752 --> 01:08:48,587 They got me a sofa bed. 1101 01:08:48,587 --> 01:08:51,673 We went and tested them out. I got to pick which one. 1102 01:08:51,673 --> 01:08:53,091 And they didn't even care. 1103 01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:55,302 - And Alan says soon we're gonna move into the front house - Kelsey. 1104 01:08:55,302 --> 01:08:56,970 So I can have my own room. 1105 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,306 Look, that's all fine but it's not... 1106 01:08:59,306 --> 01:09:01,725 - It's not a mother-- - She hated me! 1107 01:09:01,725 --> 01:09:03,602 I'm sure that isn't true. 1108 01:09:03,602 --> 01:09:06,897 Listen, you guys had a very difficult time with the hurricane. 1109 01:09:06,897 --> 01:09:10,150 - When an act of God like that happens-- - I'm not from there. 1110 01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:11,401 What? 1111 01:09:11,401 --> 01:09:13,570 She made me say that we were from New Orleans, 1112 01:09:13,570 --> 01:09:15,947 so people would treat us nicer. 1113 01:09:23,121 --> 01:09:27,250 Look, you may not understand this, but this is the best thing for you, okay. 1114 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,794 They wanted me. 1115 01:09:28,794 --> 01:09:33,840 - They couldn't take care of you, Kelsey. - No one has ever wanted me before. 1116 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,217 But they wanted me! 1117 01:09:35,217 --> 01:09:37,886 - It's not enough. - Yes, it is! 1118 01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:44,976 It could have been. 1119 01:09:47,813 --> 01:09:49,940 Get on it, Kels! Get on it, Kels! 1120 01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:52,150 - Alright, come on, Kelsey. - Get on it, Kels. Top corner! 1121 01:09:55,445 --> 01:09:57,864 - Top three, yes. - Top three. 1122 01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:13,547 See how my sword weeps for the poor Kings death. 1123 01:10:16,591 --> 01:10:17,843 - Yes. - Excellent. 1124 01:10:17,843 --> 01:10:19,219 Very adult coloring here. 1125 01:10:26,435 --> 01:10:28,895 - Where you going? - Just out. None of your business. 1126 01:10:37,279 --> 01:10:38,655 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! 1127 01:10:38,655 --> 01:10:41,908 What am I talking about? It's not my fucking fault, it's you. 1128 01:10:41,908 --> 01:10:42,951 Fuck! 1129 01:10:52,419 --> 01:10:53,295 Blue. 1130 01:10:56,673 --> 01:10:58,884 That's so easy, it's right there. 1131 01:10:58,884 --> 01:11:00,761 You total idiot. 1132 01:11:02,220 --> 01:11:03,513 Sorry for your loss. 1133 01:11:03,513 --> 01:11:04,723 Condolences. 1134 01:11:06,016 --> 01:11:07,934 Head on the hood. Spread your legs. 1135 01:11:07,934 --> 01:11:09,978 Do not resist me. Do not resist me. 1136 01:11:11,646 --> 01:11:13,356 There he is. 1137 01:11:14,858 --> 01:11:15,776 Yes! 1138 01:11:19,529 --> 01:11:20,655 Welcome out. Freedom! 1139 01:11:20,655 --> 01:11:23,325 You guys have to stop stealing cars. 1140 01:11:24,743 --> 01:11:26,161 Kelsey! 1141 01:11:26,161 --> 01:11:27,120 - Come on. - Yeah. 1142 01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:28,288 ...six, seven, eight... 1143 01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:31,082 Welcome to Wiggles, the Wiggles Waffles-- 1144 01:11:31,082 --> 01:11:32,918 Can you make your hips go back? 1145 01:11:32,918 --> 01:11:34,920 And I'm a professional! 1146 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,171 We just need some hot dogs. 1147 01:11:36,171 --> 01:11:37,047 What's up, buddy? 1148 01:11:40,967 --> 01:11:42,385 Yea. 1149 01:12:28,014 --> 01:12:28,807 Kelsey? 1150 01:12:31,810 --> 01:12:33,103 Kelsey? 1151 01:12:34,729 --> 01:12:41,444 The group home was okay? 1152 01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:45,365 At least the water's hot. 1153 01:12:45,365 --> 01:12:47,284 I'm sorry, Kelsey. 1154 01:12:47,284 --> 01:12:50,161 It's our job, my job actually, 1155 01:12:50,161 --> 01:12:53,540 to protect you, kids like you from people like that. 1156 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:57,043 It's no excuse, obviously, but... 1157 01:12:57,043 --> 01:12:59,045 Sometimes, you know... 1158 01:12:59,045 --> 01:13:03,049 Sometimes we just can't get there soon enough. 1159 01:13:03,049 --> 01:13:05,719 Hey, 1160 01:13:05,719 --> 01:13:10,515 I promise I'm gonna be around 1161 01:13:10,515 --> 01:13:13,685 a lot more from now on. 1162 01:13:13,685 --> 01:13:16,855 Okay? 1163 01:13:16,855 --> 01:13:19,733 We're gonna find you a family that you can stay with for a while. 1164 01:13:19,733 --> 01:13:22,652 Become an adoptive family maybe. 1165 01:13:22,652 --> 01:13:23,737 We'll see. 1166 01:13:23,737 --> 01:13:26,573 But... 1167 01:13:26,573 --> 01:13:30,702 Nothing bad is gonna happen to you anymore. 1168 01:13:30,702 --> 01:13:33,955 Alright? 1169 01:13:33,955 --> 01:13:39,336 With the new people can I have my own room? 1170 01:13:39,336 --> 01:13:41,171 We'll see what we can do. 1171 01:13:45,175 --> 01:13:46,718 You wanna go meet them? 1172 01:14:06,237 --> 01:14:08,239 ♪ There's a busy infidel 1173 01:14:08,239 --> 01:14:10,575 ♪ She crept about the palace 1174 01:14:10,575 --> 01:14:12,661 ♪ And we had poor defense 1175 01:14:12,661 --> 01:14:14,871 ♪ And she had little malice 1176 01:14:14,871 --> 01:14:17,040 ♪ A gentle touch put here 1177 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,167 ♪ A saddened hurt embrace 1178 01:14:19,167 --> 01:14:21,211 ♪ I wouldn't kiss enough 1179 01:14:21,211 --> 01:14:23,046 ♪ To put them in their place 1180 01:14:23,046 --> 01:14:25,590 ♪ So where my father went 1181 01:14:25,590 --> 01:14:29,094 ♪ ls not now common knowledge... 1182 01:14:29,094 --> 01:14:30,804 Alright. 1183 01:14:30,804 --> 01:14:32,263 Here we go. 1184 01:14:32,263 --> 01:14:34,808 - You got your toothbrush? - Yeah dad, I've got it. 1185 01:14:34,808 --> 01:14:37,811 You got the map of the school, so you don't get lost. 1186 01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:40,146 You guys need to chill out. Be cool. 1187 01:14:40,146 --> 01:14:42,649 - I will be fine. - It is cool. 1188 01:14:42,649 --> 01:14:46,569 And, I just want you to know, we're gonna be around if you need-- 1189 01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:49,072 It's only an hour drive. I promise to visit. 1190 01:14:49,072 --> 01:14:50,365 - Right. - Cool. 1191 01:14:50,365 --> 01:14:53,076 - He promises to come visit. - Good. Good. 1192 01:14:53,076 --> 01:14:54,786 Son, I'm so proud of you. 1193 01:14:54,786 --> 01:14:55,662 Thank you. 1194 01:14:59,666 --> 01:15:01,126 Alright, you guys need to get out of here. 1195 01:15:01,126 --> 01:15:04,045 Alright. Don't forget your six string now. 1196 01:15:04,045 --> 01:15:05,422 Express yourself, bud. 1197 01:15:07,215 --> 01:15:09,342 I'm Kelsey Manilow-Dwellman. 1198 01:15:09,342 --> 01:15:11,177 I think I'm in room 322-B. 1199 01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:14,889 It's alright. 1200 01:15:14,889 --> 01:15:16,558 - Let's go. - I'm not ready yet. 1201 01:15:18,476 --> 01:15:20,729 Alright, you guys need to get out of here cuz... 1202 01:15:20,729 --> 01:15:23,356 Okay. See you in four years. 1203 01:15:23,356 --> 01:15:25,233 - I love you, son. - See you, bud. 1204 01:15:25,233 --> 01:15:25,984 Okay. 1205 01:15:27,402 --> 01:15:28,737 Wow, we did it! 1206 01:15:45,962 --> 01:15:47,964 ♪ All the fruit turned red 1207 01:15:47,964 --> 01:15:50,050 ♪ Some of them still green 1208 01:15:50,050 --> 01:15:54,262 ♪ But never will you see one that's stuck and in between 1209 01:15:54,262 --> 01:15:58,516 ♪ As all came from a garden where the wind has died down low 1210 01:15:58,516 --> 01:16:02,854 ♪ And there my father went to help the green fruit grow 1211 01:16:02,854 --> 01:16:06,107 ♪ He tends them with a smile 1212 01:16:06,107 --> 01:16:08,443 ♪ His fingers stroke the leaves 1213 01:16:11,446 --> 01:16:14,783 ♪ He'll never leave the garden 1214 01:16:14,783 --> 01:16:17,035 ♪ It's all that I believe 1215 01:18:04,726 --> 01:18:06,686 Hey, Marty. 1216 01:18:06,686 --> 01:18:08,813 This is it... 1217 01:18:08,813 --> 01:18:09,898 What can I get ya? 1218 01:18:09,898 --> 01:18:11,649 A side of you. 1219 01:18:13,651 --> 01:18:15,195 I knew you'd be happy. 1220 01:18:15,195 --> 01:18:17,238 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1221 01:18:17,238 --> 01:18:18,781 Oh Marty, no. No... 1222 01:18:18,781 --> 01:18:21,951 But I can give you, you know... 1223 01:18:21,951 --> 01:18:23,328 A lots... 1224 01:18:23,328 --> 01:18:26,372 I am... sure. You're a great guy, 1225 01:18:26,372 --> 01:18:28,750 - and I think you're-- - You touched me... 1226 01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:30,084 It's not gonna happen again, 1227 01:18:30,084 --> 01:18:32,462 and there is someone out there who will want to touch you 1228 01:18:32,462 --> 01:18:34,047 - but I don't. - You only know seventy percent of me... 1229 01:18:37,592 --> 01:18:40,428 - Try for his wallet, Kelsey. - Kelsey! 1230 01:18:40,428 --> 01:18:42,055 What are you doing?! 1231 01:18:42,055 --> 01:18:44,432 - I am so sorry... - Apologize to this man. 1232 01:18:44,432 --> 01:18:46,601 I can't believe this. I am so sorry. 1233 01:18:46,601 --> 01:18:48,645 No matter what we try he just keeps on stealing! 1234 01:18:48,645 --> 01:18:50,939 You are gonna be punished, mister! 1235 01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:58,196 Hundreds of kittens and puppies being put down every week. 1236 01:18:58,196 --> 01:18:59,906 Hundreds of kittens...? 1237 01:18:59,906 --> 01:19:01,282 - A week. - No, I'm sorry. 1238 01:19:01,282 --> 01:19:03,493 A small donation could mean salvation 1239 01:19:03,493 --> 01:19:05,954 to many of these defenseless kittens and puppies. 1240 01:19:05,954 --> 01:19:07,580 Hundreds of kittens... Lord... 1241 01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:09,707 So many people have been so mean to me out here today. 1242 01:19:09,707 --> 01:19:12,585 I noticed you donated to that guy from the animal shelter. 1243 01:19:12,585 --> 01:19:16,506 And I... I don't know if my conscience could rest saving dogs 1244 01:19:16,506 --> 01:19:20,218 when there are 20,000 people sleeping in the Superdome tonight! 1245 01:19:20,218 --> 01:19:21,427 Fine! 1246 01:19:27,058 --> 01:19:28,851 Paper... I told you! 1247 01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:31,020 - Best five out of nine. - No, get in there. 1248 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:32,313 That's the last time I'm doing it. 1249 01:19:34,524 --> 01:19:38,403 March issue. 1988. 1250 01:19:38,403 --> 01:19:39,779 Good for the articles. 1251 01:19:45,201 --> 01:19:47,954 Come on, little man, finish up. You don't have to write it a poem. 1252 01:19:50,123 --> 01:19:51,416 I'm gonna go in the kitchen sink. 1253 01:20:00,967 --> 01:20:04,178 Kelsey, we sat you down today because we want to talk to you about. 1254 01:20:04,178 --> 01:20:05,346 Something very important. 1255 01:20:05,346 --> 01:20:08,599 First off, what happens in Penthouse does not happen in real life. 1256 01:20:08,599 --> 01:20:09,767 It never looks that good. 1257 01:20:09,767 --> 01:20:13,896 You don't want to get a girl pregnant before you're... 1258 01:20:13,896 --> 01:20:16,774 - Um... In love with her... - And ready to start a life with her. 1259 01:20:16,774 --> 01:20:18,067 Yes. 1260 01:20:18,067 --> 01:20:22,655 And each time you have sex, you are risking... marriage. 1261 01:20:26,826 --> 01:20:28,995 - You put this... - You put this on... 1262 01:20:28,995 --> 01:20:29,829 On that. 1263 01:20:29,829 --> 01:20:31,372 Why would you put that on a banana? 1264 01:20:31,372 --> 01:20:33,082 No, not on the banana... 1265 01:20:33,082 --> 01:20:35,084 You put this on your... 1266 01:20:35,084 --> 01:20:36,461 On your... body... 1267 01:20:40,757 --> 01:20:43,301 You can't ask me to marry you because I'm your waitress, 1268 01:20:43,301 --> 01:20:46,012 and I have other customers to serve. 1269 01:20:46,012 --> 01:20:49,015 And I don't serve them... in that way. 1270 01:20:49,015 --> 01:20:50,183 You sure? 1271 01:20:50,183 --> 01:20:53,686 Okay sure, let's do it. Let's get married. 1272 01:20:53,686 --> 01:20:55,188 Really? That's... 1273 01:20:55,188 --> 01:20:56,481 No. Fuck off. 1274 01:21:03,571 --> 01:21:04,364 Come on, bud. 1275 01:21:09,994 --> 01:21:12,455 - You know it's only a metaphor, right? - Yeah. 1276 01:21:13,539 --> 01:21:15,458 I thought it was nice imagery. 1277 01:22:00,628 --> 01:22:06,175 ♪ Flowers in my garden 1278 01:22:06,175 --> 01:22:11,973 ♪ Birds in all the trees 1279 01:22:11,973 --> 01:22:17,478 ♪ This is where I am rooted 1280 01:22:17,478 --> 01:22:23,526 ♪ Still I've got to leave 1281 01:22:23,526 --> 01:22:26,279 ♪ Yes I must be cut down 1282 01:22:26,279 --> 01:22:33,369 ♪ Yes I've got to go far 1283 01:22:33,369 --> 01:22:38,916 ♪ For bread and wine 1284 01:22:38,916 --> 01:22:44,755 ♪ I'll extoll the meek 1285 01:22:44,755 --> 01:22:50,428 ♪ And sainted wings 1286 01:22:50,428 --> 01:22:56,559 ♪ In every keep 1287 01:22:56,559 --> 01:22:59,395 ♪ Chopping changing Roman girl 1288 01:22:59,395 --> 01:23:06,360 ♪ Plopping laughing cockney man 1289 01:23:08,529 --> 01:23:14,285 ♪ I'm in the small things with the bloom 1290 01:23:14,285 --> 01:23:20,082 ♪ And you can't give me any news 1291 01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:25,755 ♪ Except the small things that you need 1292 01:23:25,755 --> 01:23:30,760 ♪ Will be around you when you listen 1293 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:36,641 ♪ And it will be peculiar 1294 01:23:36,641 --> 01:23:42,355 ♪ That we're on this long trodden earth 1295 01:23:42,355 --> 01:23:48,110 ♪ And we might be familiar 1296 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:53,866 ♪ Were it not for them that gave us birth 1297 01:23:53,866 --> 01:23:56,994 ♪ And were it not a separation 1298 01:23:56,994 --> 01:24:03,834 ♪ Cut of binding congregation 1299 01:24:06,128 --> 01:24:11,801 ♪ The eyes we're given give us sight 1300 01:24:11,801 --> 01:24:17,598 ♪ Of one another in the light 1301 01:24:17,598 --> 01:24:23,312 ♪ And in the doorway of a dark cafe 1302 01:24:23,312 --> 01:24:28,484 ♪ And Just before I fall asleep 1303 01:24:28,484 --> 01:24:34,282 ♪ And dream of you 1304 01:24:34,282 --> 01:24:43,040 ♪ And wait to find you in another day 86912

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