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Previously on The L Word
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Why is it so important for you to belevieve that everyone
is sleeping with every one else.
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Because they are
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Do you know the neighbour next door
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Are they... uh
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a gay couple?
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Yeah, they are.
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'Cause I saw them... of having sexe in their pool
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we have a party tomorow night
you and Tim should come.
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Jenny this is Marina
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you guys should totally
take the cosmo romance quiz
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where are you?
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I'm right here
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you 're getting married?
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are you happy?
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don't ask me that
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why could't you stop it? why was it so hard?
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what happend betwenn us was
a terrible mistake.
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did you hear what she said?
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we need to get a divorce
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you're free on saturday night?
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i have a date
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Has she told you she's a dyke?
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I should probably be the one to go
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Gene no, I should go
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No, I don't want either of you to leave
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you noticed that every time shane enters a room
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someone leaves crying.
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I don't do relashionships
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Tell me what you want
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In terms of what you can do for me?
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Are you in love with her?
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yeah
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You gotta learn to keep it in your pants.
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open the gate
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- I never want to see you, again
- ok listen to me
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It was a delusion
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You felt the same way about me.
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That kind of love does not exist
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What does shane have that I don't have?
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she's nipple comfident
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hey!
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You don't understand what it means to be me.
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So so glad to meet you. I'm Tonya, your guest liaison.
I'm here to take care of all your needs.
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I can't belive I'm about to go down on Dana Fairbanks
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that girl has bad fucking vibes
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When are you gonna make up your mind
between dick and pussy?
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I'm looking for the same qualities
in a man as I am in a woman.
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Big tits.
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We're getting married
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You can't marry Tonya
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Look, if you ever need anyone to talk to,
give me a call.
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She wants to be your husband
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If you were a man,
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you'd be the perfect man.
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Wow.
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Let's make a baby.
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I have found the perfect donor.
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How could you not have told me
that Markus Allenwood was black?
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We're gonna have a baby
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I was unable to locate a heart beat
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I was only twleve weeks and
I feel like I lost someone I was with my whole life.
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All I've wanted to do all day long was kiss you
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- I can't.
- You can't what baby?
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Take me somewhere
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- I saw it
- I'm sorry
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Fuck you
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I can't believe this is happening
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When we did this,
I thought I had a certain amount of security.
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Whether it worked or not,
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I thought Bette and I were solid
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When are you planning to tell her?
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Right about now
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If everything looked like it was going to go well
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and nothing was gonna go wrong like last time
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I didn't think Bette could handle another miscarriage
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No?
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Oh my...
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whaou
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look at you
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Yes just sort of, uh... just popped
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I'm not ready to tell anybody.
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I want to keep it to myself for a while
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well that's not gonna be easy my dear
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Looks like I'm having this baby on my own
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Now that's a shame, Tina
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Don't say that. People do it all the time
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And you're ok with that?
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I want this baby more than ever
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I'm so happy to have you here
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Hello?
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Hey
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Hey
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Where did you go?
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What's going on?
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Dammit...
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why did I get this assignment? I'm so not a knitter
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Well, it's crazy popular and all the fags I know are doing it.
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Even some of the straight boys, too
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Right! See? Men should be knitting, and women
should be running the world. That's how I see it.
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That's what I'm gonna write
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for L.A. Magazine.
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It's good.
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Yeah, go for it, they'll love it
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How's Tina?
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Well, Bette still hasn't called her
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There's something really wrong when God lets two people
who are meant to be together come apart like that.
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You believe in God?
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What?
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This coffee tastes like poopie shit!
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Where's Marina?
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I haven't seen her for days, I have no idea.
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I don't know, I haven't either
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So listen, do you, um...
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you wanna talk about anything, or...
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'cause that's what friends are for.
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If you'd like to talk.
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No, I got nothing to talk about.
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Shane.
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What?
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Aw, quit bein' such a lez!
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Well, what! You're just back from Cherie Jaffe-land?
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Nothing's changed, I'm still me
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Ohhh, so you still live by the code
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You don't do relationships
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It's not a code, it's me.
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Oh, shit!
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Oh no, I cannot take Cruella DeVille this morning.
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Do some - uh, pretend I'm upset.
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Put your arm around me! Um... I'll just start sobbing,
and... obviously it'll be a really intimate moment.
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I mean...
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no halfway-sensitive person would ever dream of interrupting.
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Guys, you guys!
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This place is falling apart!
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Did you guys hear what happened to Marina?
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What?
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A nervous breakdown, complete and total,
she had to be hospitalized.
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She tried to off herself?
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She slit her wrists, at the Bel Air Hotel,
in the penthouse suite.
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That's horrible!
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She was wearing that fabulous Dolce & Gabana suit, the men's cut.
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We should see her.
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Too late. Her mother put her on a plane, she's back in Milan.
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She's a contessa, you know.
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I know, she's a contessa, Marina's a contessa.
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Honey?
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Honey!
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Honey, honey, come here!
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Hi...
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I was just telling the girls how I almost
became your future ex-wife last night.
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Oh! Kinda freaked out with the wedding planners.
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Excuse me, we need a green tea!
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Iced!
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Are you okay?
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Hum... Yeah...
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- Ummm, freaked out. About... Marina.
- Oh yeah,
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thank God for the bell boy.
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He came in right as she was about to jump.
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- Wait, wait, you said she slit her wrists.
- Yeah
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Look at you! All sweaty!
Isn't it cute how she perspires so much?
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So how's Tina?
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Has Bette called yet?
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Apparently, she walked in on them
in their very own bedroom.
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oh
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Okay! Miss Inside Story.
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How did Tina find out?
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Well, actually, Tonya, um
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she guessed,
because she saw them touching hands,
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and then... she knew everything.
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How could she tell just
by seeing them touch hands.
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Women can do that.
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Yeah, especially dykes.
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Well, I don't know what Bette was thinking. I mean,
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you don't step out on a woman like Tina for somebody who hammers planks for a living.
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Oh my... ! What're you saying, Tonya, that it would've been okay if Candace had a better job?
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Guys, it's not our business.
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But Bette loves Tina, there's no doubt about it!
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So then, they could just...
why can't they work it out?
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'Cause of the sex thing, and Bette can't help it.
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So if it's just a sex thing then,
you can get it under control, right?
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Women can control it. Men sometimes can't
because they're controlled by their peckers.
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There is no difference between man and woman
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and this is a perfect example
or Bette would've called it off.
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Bette is still schtuping the carpenter?!
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God, I feel so awful for Tina.
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Guys
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Well, Bette better get that pecker under control!
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Guys
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You know those skinny, Japanese ones?
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They don't really look like mushrooms, you know,
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they kinda look more like noodles, or something.
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I never know um...
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uh, what to...
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- ... do with them.
- Wha?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What were you saying?
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- Uh, I was talking about mushrooms.
- Right. Right, right, right.
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Do you like mushrooms?
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Selectivly.
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Y ou?
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Uh... they... they really do scare me.
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Ah, I remember in third grade,
there was this beautiful girl - God,
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Gorgeous. Her name was, uh...
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... Miriam, and she had this wild mushroom,
and just was in the hospital for like three weeks,
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and had this allergic reaction and...
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God, she missed the relay race, and...
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Wow.
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I've never actually seen onions on a stem before.
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Do they taste different?
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Smell them.
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Oh. That's very strong.
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Do you wanna fuck her right here,
or, do you both wanna come back to my place?
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Gene!
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- 'Cause I don't think my roommate's home...
- No, no. I'm sorry.
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OK...
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What's going on?
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Look, I didn't press you into this.
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Alright. You said you wanted to keep seeing me.
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So.
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- Yeah, I know, I know.
- What is it?
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And I said that I like you.
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Well that's really nice, you know. I like you, too.
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But we don't have sex.
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Okay? There it is.
I'd like to be having sex with the woman I cook for...
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make mix-tapes for you,
you don't wanna have sex!
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And... I know why! It's because you're gay.
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Alright?
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That's it
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I'm sorry to break it to you,
but you are a girl-loving, full-on lesbian!
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I don't think that's for you to say.
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Well, deal with it.
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Alright?
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Good luck.
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Are we ever gonna talk about this?
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Talk about what?
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Okay...
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Hold on...
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It was a mistake, right?
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If you say so...
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Well, what about you,
you don't have anything to say?
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You're the one who kissed me first.
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I do remember you kissing me back.
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After you started it.
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So if I was to kiss you again?
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Oh.
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You know.
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Oh... You know...
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Oh... Alice will know. Alice, Al, what's the uh...
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Booking agency. Not Smash Box, but, you know.
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- Uh, Fred Segal Hair and Makeup?
- Tonya, listen, it's cool. Alright.
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The agency is fine. They got me a job.
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Who's the client?
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Hum...
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Ariana, someone.
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Ariana Huffington?
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Yeah
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She um... she wrote a book.
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She's doing a book tour,
and she's doing all these TV talk shows.
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David Letterman, Jay Leno, Bill O'Reilly? Come on!
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Ariana Huffington is fifty.
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00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,304
She's not really your type.
261
00:14:21,305 --> 00:14:22,105
She's kinda fancy.
262
00:14:22,306 --> 00:14:24,406
I'm doing her hair, Al, I'm not gonna fuck her.
263
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,207
- Oh, okay. 'Cause the old Shane would have.
- Huh...
264
00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,308
Well in that case, if she's hot...
265
00:14:31,508 --> 00:14:32,209
Honey
266
00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:34,910
Shane is doing Ariana Huffington.
267
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:38,111
You're doing Ariana Huffington?
She's fifty, Shane!
268
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,212
Her hair...
269
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,313
Look, it's great, Shane. It is.
270
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:46,215
If things go well with Ariana Huffington, then...
maybe you can get some film clients.
271
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:47,516
You could go on location,
272
00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:48,617
you could travel...
273
00:14:48,618 --> 00:14:50,218
- Yeah, that'd be cool
- Yeah. That's great.
274
00:14:50,319 --> 00:14:51,619
I gotta go, you guys.
275
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:03,520
Don't worry, I'm not going to ask to join you.
I know that you all probably think that I'm a monster.
276
00:15:04,122 --> 00:15:06,921
I just... I have something that I need to say to Tina.
277
00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:08,123
- You want us to go?
- No.
278
00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:12,124
If you have something to say, say it here.
279
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:16,325
Tina...
280
00:15:19,426 --> 00:15:20,326
I didn't try to...
281
00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:22,427
See you, or
282
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:25,829
Call you until now, because I wanted to make sure...
283
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:28,230
That I could do what you asked of me.
284
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:29,931
I promise
285
00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:32,733
I am not going to ever see her again,
286
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,933
I am not ever going to speak to her again,
287
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,735
I am not ever going to think about her again.
288
00:15:41,235 --> 00:15:42,236
I miss you.
289
00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:45,537
More than that, I need you.
290
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,638
And I don't think that I can...
291
00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:51,139
I don't think that I can live without you
292
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,840
It is completly and totally over
293
00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:07,442
When did you end it?
294
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,143
This morning, and I told her
that you were the love of my life
295
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,744
and that I didn't know
what I was doing and that I must've gone...
296
00:16:13,745 --> 00:16:15,145
temporarily insane.
297
00:16:15,346 --> 00:16:16,846
Did you tell her in person?
298
00:16:17,848 --> 00:16:19,147
Or on the phone?
299
00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:22,348
Why does that matter?
300
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,350
Because I drove by the house at 2:00 AM.
301
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,451
And your car wasn't there.
302
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:31,052
Did you fuck all night before you told her
I was the love of your life this morning?!
303
00:16:50,154 --> 00:16:54,154
So rentals is the cash cow of the business,
but my real love is picture cars.
304
00:16:54,956 --> 00:16:56,255
Picture cars.
305
00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:57,756
Yeah, for the movies.
306
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,558
Oh Yeah...
307
00:16:59,658 --> 00:17:02,859
A director will come in and tell me
he wants to put Billy Bob
308
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:06,560
in the exact, souped-up, Hemi under-glass
Bob Riggle drove in the stock car races
309
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:10,162
in Jersey when he was a kid, you know?
He'll want the slicks,
310
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:14,962
and the scoops, the Pink Panther flames,
exactly like he remembers it in his head.
311
00:17:15,563 --> 00:17:18,964
Ivan you are speaking a foreign language to me
312
00:17:19,964 --> 00:17:21,865
And you know what that does to a girl.
313
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:25,966
Let's go inside,
I got something I wanna show you. Come on.
314
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:30,768
By driving into the wall at a hotel parking garage?
315
00:17:31,169 --> 00:17:34,168
Doesn't sound like
a very serious suicide attempt to me.
316
00:17:34,169 --> 00:17:35,970
Well, that's the talk at The Planet.
317
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,771
You know, I feel so bad, because...
318
00:17:38,772 --> 00:17:41,072
I didn't know she was hurting that much.
319
00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:44,873
I know. Let go, and let God.
320
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:52,075
Oh... "Ivan Aycock: vintage restorer to the stars".
321
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,376
That's the bomb!
322
00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:55,977
I had no idea.
323
00:17:56,878 --> 00:17:57,978
This is your office.
324
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,379
Look, I invited you here because I...
325
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,980
... have a little present for you.
326
00:18:07,281 --> 00:18:10,281
- Oh, Ivan, I... can't.
- It's not what you think.
327
00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:11,383
Open it.
328
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:22,284
Okay...
329
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:25,985
This is the key to my apartment.
330
00:18:26,386 --> 00:18:28,787
I live two blocks from The Planet.
331
00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:32,188
I just want you to feel free to stop by
anytime you need a break from work.
332
00:18:33,389 --> 00:18:35,989
Oh... I mean, it's not a done deal yet.
333
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,690
I still have to go to the bank tomorrow,
334
00:18:37,691 --> 00:18:39,491
and have my meeting, and then...
335
00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:42,192
I have a lot to work on with Marina's family.
336
00:18:42,493 --> 00:18:45,094
Her mom was some kinda damn contessa.
337
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:47,395
She may be a contessa.
338
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,496
But as far as I'm concerned...
339
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,097
Kit, you're a queen.
340
00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:54,098
Don't you forget it
341
00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:08,699
What's this one for?
342
00:19:22,602 --> 00:19:23,801
That looks like my car.
343
00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:25,202
Sort of.
344
00:19:26,703 --> 00:19:28,104
I did a little work on it.
345
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:31,205
A little! Ah!
346
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:35,006
A little restoration to help you celebrate
getting your license restored.
347
00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:39,808
No one's ever done anything like that for me.
348
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:43,308
I don't know how to thank you.
349
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:54,910
Not yet.
350
00:19:57,311 --> 00:19:57,911
Why?
351
00:19:58,912 --> 00:20:00,412
Because you're not sure
352
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:02,813
And I want you...
353
00:20:04,515 --> 00:20:05,815
...to be sure.
354
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:10,216
Come on gorgeous, Let's go take it for a spin.
355
00:20:10,217 --> 00:20:10,917
Come on.
356
00:20:24,419 --> 00:20:25,618
Oh yes
357
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,020
Ah, it looks fabulous.
358
00:20:36,221 --> 00:20:36,921
Wow.
359
00:20:37,922 --> 00:20:40,123
So, Oberlin's supposed to be a really great school.
360
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,923
Yeah, it's a great team.
361
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,125
Coach Haspel!
362
00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:49,525
You know, they want me there
a week from Monday, so...
363
00:20:49,526 --> 00:20:51,627
I figure I'd give myself
five days to drive to Ohio.
364
00:20:51,628 --> 00:20:52,428
Right
365
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:54,329
Hey...
366
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,730
Are you still gonna get your teaching certificate?
367
00:20:56,731 --> 00:20:57,132
Maybe
368
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,332
You find an apartment yet?
369
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,333
No...
370
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:01,935
It's so depressing Tim...
371
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,436
You should stay here
372
00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:05,036
Take over the lease.
373
00:21:05,037 --> 00:21:06,038
Oh no...
374
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:08,939
Can't afford the rent on this house.
375
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,240
What about your new job?
376
00:21:12,241 --> 00:21:16,642
Um, waitresses at Hank 59
do not get paid that much.
377
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,642
Think about it. You know the rent's
all paid through the end of the month.
378
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:20,644
Are you serious?
379
00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:21,945
You'd actually let me stay here?
380
00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:27,245
Yeah, what?
I'm gonna kick you out on principle?
381
00:21:28,647 --> 00:21:30,147
Are you serious Tim?
382
00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:34,048
That would be amazing.
383
00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:36,950
Thing is, I just... I need to focus right now,
384
00:21:36,951 --> 00:21:38,150
'cause I'm just, like... and,
385
00:21:38,951 --> 00:21:39,452
okay.
386
00:21:40,252 --> 00:21:43,953
Charlotte Birch is teaching this master class at C.U.
387
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,253
and I'm just trying to get in, you know.
388
00:21:46,255 --> 00:21:48,955
Whatever, I'm just having the worst time with my writing, I'm just...
389
00:21:51,056 --> 00:21:52,756
I don't know, I'm just feeling kinda blocked.
390
00:22:07,358 --> 00:22:10,459
How every time one person has sex
with another person,
391
00:22:11,659 --> 00:22:14,559
Each of their previous sexual
encounters is evoked.
392
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:19,961
How that links us all into
an infinite network of human connections.
393
00:22:23,762 --> 00:22:26,862
Each of their previous sexual
encounters is evoked.
394
00:22:28,464 --> 00:22:32,763
How that links us into
an infinite network of human connections.
395
00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:48,265
What Jane understood was that
her parents were fighting again.
396
00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:49,867
Their human connection,
397
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:51,768
tenuous the night before,
398
00:22:52,868 --> 00:22:54,768
now wearing dangerously thin.
399
00:22:55,869 --> 00:22:57,170
Don't leave.
400
00:23:10,271 --> 00:23:10,871
Hey.
401
00:23:11,972 --> 00:23:12,973
Hey Bett.
402
00:23:13,774 --> 00:23:15,074
Hi Tim.
403
00:23:16,174 --> 00:23:17,775
I just, uh, wanna say goodbye.
404
00:23:17,776 --> 00:23:19,276
Oh, yeah, you going somewhere?
405
00:23:19,576 --> 00:23:21,177
Ohio
406
00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:23,878
Ohio. Really. For how long?
407
00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:26,479
Uh.. I took a job there.
I�m leaving the day after tomorrow.
408
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,380
So. Good luck.
409
00:23:31,081 --> 00:23:31,382
Shit...
410
00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,083
Wait.. Tim I'm...
411
00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:34,183
I'm sorry
412
00:23:34,785 --> 00:23:36,585
I didn't know you were moving away.
413
00:23:36,686 --> 00:23:37,585
Don't worry about it it's fine.
414
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,488
You - wait - you're moving to Ohio for good?
415
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:45,888
I don't - I don�t know if it's for good but...
416
00:23:45,889 --> 00:23:46,889
But yeah...
417
00:23:49,391 --> 00:23:50,191
Look, I uh...
418
00:23:50,791 --> 00:23:51,692
I just...
419
00:23:52,892 --> 00:23:54,092
I'm glad I got to know you
420
00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:57,293
Well I'm glad I got to know you too, Tim.
421
00:23:58,895 --> 00:23:59,895
I'll miss you.
422
00:24:01,096 --> 00:24:01,696
Yeah.
423
00:24:01,897 --> 00:24:03,097
Who knows, maybe some other
424
00:24:03,098 --> 00:24:07,399
poor sucker will move in here with his sexualy confused girlfriend,
425
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,700
and you can introduce one of your predatory friends
426
00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:11,401
and she can seduce her, and
427
00:24:12,402 --> 00:24:13,851
his whole life can fall apart.
428
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,302
You know she tried to kill herself
429
00:24:15,904 --> 00:24:16,604
She tried to...
430
00:24:16,905 --> 00:24:19,304
drive her car off the PCH or something.
431
00:24:19,606 --> 00:24:20,706
Marina?
432
00:24:20,707 --> 00:24:22,307
I mean I can�t blame you if you�re,
433
00:24:23,309 --> 00:24:24,208
You know, not sorry for her.
434
00:24:24,209 --> 00:24:25,509
No, I mean...
435
00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,511
I wouldn�t wish that on anyone.
436
00:24:30,411 --> 00:24:35,312
You just, you never expect your life
to throw you so totally off plan.
437
00:24:35,713 --> 00:24:36,813
You know what I mean?
438
00:24:38,614 --> 00:24:40,414
Yeah... I think I do.
439
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:44,415
Is Tina around?
I�d really like to say goodbye to her.
440
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,717
No
441
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:46,917
She's not here
442
00:24:48,618 --> 00:24:49,018
Well
443
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,820
If I don�t see her,
could you tell her I said goodbye?
444
00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:53,121
Yeah, sure.
445
00:24:55,522 --> 00:24:56,322
Hey...
446
00:26:33,328 --> 00:26:34,728
- Hey...
- Hey...
447
00:26:34,729 --> 00:26:35,429
I'm Shane
448
00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:36,730
Hi, Shane, I'm Ariana.
449
00:26:36,731 --> 00:26:37,832
Hey, Ariana.
450
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:39,533
I like what you're wearing
451
00:26:39,534 --> 00:26:40,533
Thank you
452
00:26:40,534 --> 00:26:41,435
Who do you dress for?
453
00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:43,035
Uh...
454
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,337
Um... myself.
455
00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:49,537
And the girlies sometimes, but
456
00:26:49,538 --> 00:26:50,439
mostly me.
457
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,140
So, you're gay?
458
00:26:52,141 --> 00:26:54,641
Totally, yes.
459
00:26:54,742 --> 00:26:55,942
You know, I was at a dinner the other night...
460
00:26:55,943 --> 00:26:59,244
... and someone said that dykes are the new fags.
461
00:26:59,344 --> 00:27:00,745
What do you think about that?
462
00:27:01,845 --> 00:27:04,346
I think people like to categorize things too much.
463
00:27:06,847 --> 00:27:08,047
So what's your book about?
464
00:27:09,048 --> 00:27:11,348
This country, politics...
465
00:27:11,349 --> 00:27:11,849
Yeah
466
00:27:11,850 --> 00:27:14,350
My ideas about how to
make the world better.
467
00:27:14,351 --> 00:27:15,352
Good for you.
468
00:27:16,152 --> 00:27:17,253
What about you Shane?
469
00:27:17,254 --> 00:27:18,253
What do you want?
470
00:27:18,354 --> 00:27:19,254
Hum...
471
00:27:19,956 --> 00:27:21,755
well, I haven't really thought about it. Um.
472
00:27:21,756 --> 00:27:22,856
What about love?
473
00:27:24,258 --> 00:27:26,158
No... love's a bitch.
474
00:27:27,159 --> 00:27:28,659
I'd rather just have a good time
and move on.
475
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,160
Alright, Miss Huffington,
476
00:27:30,161 --> 00:27:31,461
here's your soy latte.
477
00:27:32,963 --> 00:27:35,063
Um. Can I get you anything?
478
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,564
No... thank you.
479
00:27:37,664 --> 00:27:38,865
Just let me know if you change your mind.
480
00:27:38,965 --> 00:27:40,665
Uh... I'm Carmen.
481
00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:44,267
- Hey Carmen, I'm Shane.
- Hey.
482
00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:48,768
See you.
483
00:27:58,370 --> 00:27:59,770
- Hey, sorry...
- Hi...
484
00:28:01,771 --> 00:28:03,571
Don't worry, I'll be fine.
485
00:28:04,872 --> 00:28:06,172
But I should... be here for you.
486
00:28:06,573 --> 00:28:07,173
Go
487
00:28:13,474 --> 00:28:14,574
So anyway...
488
00:28:14,975 --> 00:28:16,675
This is my day job euh...
489
00:28:17,577 --> 00:28:20,177
last week I PA�d at a Fischerspooner video.
490
00:28:20,778 --> 00:28:21,878
- Cool...
- You know...
491
00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:24,579
I DJ too... I do "Little Temple" on Fridays,
492
00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,480
and then I do a night of old school,
493
00:28:27,381 --> 00:28:28,482
body wave and electro
494
00:28:29,182 --> 00:28:30,783
at "MRX" every other Wednesday.
495
00:28:31,983 --> 00:28:32,983
Very cool.
496
00:28:37,385 --> 00:28:38,484
So what about you?
497
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:39,985
What do you do when you�re not doing hair?
498
00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:42,787
What do I do...
499
00:28:44,988 --> 00:28:46,288
Nothing much
500
00:28:47,089 --> 00:28:48,789
- Hang out.
- Yeah.
501
00:28:49,390 --> 00:28:50,091
Whatever...
502
00:28:51,891 --> 00:28:54,191
Oh yeah, yeah... Okay.
503
00:28:55,993 --> 00:28:56,793
Got it
504
00:29:01,794 --> 00:29:02,694
Catch you later.
505
00:29:02,695 --> 00:29:03,695
Alright
506
00:29:08,596 --> 00:29:09,596
Hey Shane...
507
00:29:10,697 --> 00:29:11,197
Hum...
508
00:29:13,498 --> 00:29:15,199
Do you wanna listen to something really cool?
509
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,500
So I heard this mix at "The Knitting Factory" last weekend.
510
00:29:19,501 --> 00:29:20,501
I mean this is...
511
00:29:20,502 --> 00:29:24,102
this is exactly where I wanna be in like 5 years from now.
512
00:29:25,403 --> 00:29:27,103
I like a girl with ambition.
513
00:29:27,104 --> 00:29:28,504
Fuck you.
514
00:29:30,005 --> 00:29:32,006
Okay. If you want.
515
00:30:14,209 --> 00:30:15,209
Wow. Where does this lead?
516
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:18,710
Oh. It was from my father.
517
00:30:18,711 --> 00:30:20,811
I never met him but...
518
00:30:21,512 --> 00:30:26,112
... supposedly he was some kind of Mayan medicine man.
519
00:30:29,614 --> 00:30:30,914
How come you never met him?
520
00:30:31,715 --> 00:30:34,715
He died in a motorcycle crash before I was born.
521
00:30:59,717 --> 00:31:02,117
Look, I don�t want any talking in here alright?
522
00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:05,019
What's going on?
Could someone get me a 20 on Shane?
523
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,120
Bob, go to 2 for me.
524
00:31:07,121 --> 00:31:09,921
Yeah, well that�s because
I called final touches five minutes ago,
525
00:31:09,922 --> 00:31:11,122
so where�s hair?!
526
00:31:25,723 --> 00:31:28,924
He�ll do a large-scale painting for one of the lobby walls,
527
00:31:28,925 --> 00:31:30,825
based on Japanese anime.
528
00:31:31,226 --> 00:31:32,926
It�s an illicit exterior...
529
00:31:32,927 --> 00:31:35,127
Go on, I�m listening! I'm listening.
530
00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:37,428
An a illicit exterior installation, uh,
531
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:40,129
just below the Sawtelle-405 freeway overpass -
532
00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:43,431
You know I saw Noble's performance piece
where he crawled naked
533
00:31:43,432 --> 00:31:47,032
across a table, ranting about
his weakness and perfidy.
534
00:31:47,732 --> 00:31:48,833
Who do you think is gonna fund that?
535
00:31:49,334 --> 00:31:51,034
Oh, I applied to the Ahmanson Foundation.
536
00:31:51,035 --> 00:31:53,235
Never gonna happen, they�re way too conservative.
537
00:31:56,836 --> 00:31:57,536
No!
538
00:31:57,838 --> 00:31:59,637
This is like the fifth time she�s called.
539
00:31:59,638 --> 00:32:01,839
You tell her to fucking stop calling.
540
00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:10,139
Apply to the Peabody Foundation,
they might fund a Noble project.
541
00:32:18,841 --> 00:32:22,041
- Okay, so you do number three,
and I will take two and five, okay?
542
00:32:22,343 --> 00:32:23,843
- Are you okay with that?
- Yes.
543
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:25,944
Hello
544
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:27,045
How are you?
545
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:28,046
May I um,
546
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,646
Please take your order?
547
00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:34,448
Uh, we have a few questions, are the burgers
made with New Zealand or American beef?
548
00:32:34,449 --> 00:32:37,549
I�d like to substitute feta cheese
for the American cheese...
549
00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:41,051
... and mixed greens for the fries.
550
00:32:41,852 --> 00:32:43,752
Um, will you please excuse me for a second?
551
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,552
I will be right back.
552
00:32:46,554 --> 00:32:47,754
- We'd like to order.
- Okay.
553
00:32:48,355 --> 00:32:48,855
Hi.
554
00:32:49,856 --> 00:32:50,956
What's going on?
555
00:32:50,957 --> 00:32:52,757
Uh, I just wanted to make sure you�re okay.
556
00:32:52,758 --> 00:32:53,559
I'm okay.
557
00:32:53,659 --> 00:32:56,559
I mean, I�m gonna be a shitty waitress,
but... I�m okay, you know.
558
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,361
You haven't heard, obviously...
559
00:33:01,362 --> 00:33:02,761
haven't heard what?
560
00:33:05,163 --> 00:33:07,063
Marina tried to commit suicide.
561
00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:10,964
Yeah...
562
00:33:11,465 --> 00:33:13,466
She checked into the Bel Air Hotel
563
00:33:13,566 --> 00:33:14,866
The Presidential Suite.
564
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:16,868
You said she tried, she didn�t...
565
00:33:17,168 --> 00:33:18,068
...kill herself.
566
00:33:18,069 --> 00:33:21,569
No, apparently, uh...
the people across the hall heard shouting,
567
00:33:22,171 --> 00:33:25,570
they thought a woman was getting hurt so
they called the front desk. The bell boy, um...
568
00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:27,572
found Marina alone in the room,
569
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:30,973
with like 3 bottle of pills,
totally out of her skull.
570
00:33:32,174 --> 00:33:33,474
Oh, poor Marina.
571
00:33:33,575 --> 00:33:34,575
They called me
572
00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:38,776
I don�t know why,
I guess my number was in her purse.
573
00:33:39,377 --> 00:33:42,878
I managed to find her mother, I remembered
Marina telling me me she lives in Umbria, so...
574
00:33:44,079 --> 00:33:45,278
In a villa.
575
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,981
Jen, I feel like maybe I shouldn�t say this, but...
576
00:33:50,982 --> 00:33:52,581
When I got to the hospital...
577
00:33:56,182 --> 00:33:57,382
She was calling your name.
578
00:34:04,983 --> 00:34:06,683
Miss, we'd like to order.
579
00:34:07,585 --> 00:34:09,985
Pookie, you won�t believe this!
580
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,686
- Whoa.
- Look at this!
581
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:17,487
That?
582
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:18,489
Isn�t this beautiful?
583
00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:23,590
The Jura Capresso S8 Espresso Coffee Maker?
584
00:34:23,591 --> 00:34:27,291
One thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine dollars? Tonya!
585
00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:28,693
We can't register for that!
586
00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:31,593
Well Da... a few people might chip in together.
587
00:34:32,495 --> 00:34:34,894
Dana, do not second-guess
the generosity of our friends.
588
00:34:35,696 --> 00:34:37,296
Now, look, I wanna show you something at Geary's.
589
00:34:43,497 --> 00:34:44,197
Hello
590
00:34:44,598 --> 00:34:45,698
This is Dana Fairbanks.
591
00:34:45,799 --> 00:34:48,999
Hi! Yeah, hi! Um...
592
00:34:50,501 --> 00:34:52,500
I - I think we should talk.
593
00:34:52,501 --> 00:34:53,702
Uh-huh...
594
00:34:53,703 --> 00:34:55,803
- It�s Robbie, my old - tennis partner
- Oh...
595
00:34:56,004 --> 00:34:57,304
before Harrison...
596
00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:59,405
I'd love to see you. Where, when?
597
00:35:00,705 --> 00:35:02,005
Honey, look... I think we need to think about some cut crystal.
598
00:35:02,006 --> 00:35:03,407
Okay! Uh-huh.
599
00:35:04,508 --> 00:35:05,108
Alright...
600
00:35:06,410 --> 00:35:07,910
How bout tomorrow morning at Runyon Canyon?
601
00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:10,611
Th - uh... how bout I meet you at the gate at 10:30?
602
00:35:10,812 --> 00:35:13,011
- It's a little early
- Okay
603
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:14,912
Eleven, eleven is fine.
604
00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:18,414
Okay, but you know. With traffic it's - it might - the 405 -
605
00:35:18,415 --> 00:35:18,715
Um...
606
00:35:20,215 --> 00:35:23,516
Four o�clock is good, four, uh... four in the afternoon.
607
00:35:23,517 --> 00:35:24,917
I�ll see you at four in the afternoon.
608
00:35:24,918 --> 00:35:26,018
- Okay.
- Okay, bye.
609
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,520
It's good. Knit...
610
00:35:29,921 --> 00:35:30,620
knit away.
611
00:35:31,221 --> 00:35:31,921
talking.
612
00:35:34,222 --> 00:35:35,023
Fun-filled.
613
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,024
Dear...
614
00:35:37,025 --> 00:35:40,325
I don't think you're gonna be able
to get anybody's head through that thing.
615
00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:45,726
You know, though.
616
00:35:46,627 --> 00:35:52,027
I think this would make
a really good harness for a strap on dildo.
617
00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:58,729
We could at least pretend to be human.
618
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:05,331
Let me talk to Tina.
619
00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:06,731
What would you say?
620
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:11,033
That my sister is a pootie chasing dog,
621
00:36:11,733 --> 00:36:14,934
who deserves to be tied down
and whupped upside the head,
622
00:36:14,935 --> 00:36:19,135
but it doesn�t change the fact that
she loves you more than she loves her own life.
623
00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:20,636
And that you should finish punishing her
624
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:25,238
and get back to figuring on how to live with one another
for the next 50 years or more.
625
00:36:27,838 --> 00:36:29,039
You could give it a try.
626
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,640
Now don�t you go
and pull a Marina on me now.
627
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,441
Kit.
628
00:36:36,442 --> 00:36:37,442
I�m just saying.
629
00:36:41,344 --> 00:36:42,343
I read your business plan.
630
00:36:42,544 --> 00:36:43,344
It's solid.
631
00:36:44,845 --> 00:36:46,445
I�d be happy to co-sign on the loan.
632
00:36:47,647 --> 00:36:48,747
Well, what about the down payment?
633
00:36:48,847 --> 00:36:52,248
Kit, I don�t have fifty thousand dollars,
not liquid, not that I can get my hands on.
634
00:36:52,848 --> 00:36:56,149
- Ivan�s the only one that... who could possibly...
- Ivan is not a good idea.
635
00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:58,250
Why is that?
636
00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:01,651
Because it further confuses
an already complicated situation,
637
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:06,252
you invite Ivan to be your business partner
and then Ivan takes that as a broader invitation.
638
00:37:06,253 --> 00:37:08,353
That is so typical of you
639
00:37:08,354 --> 00:37:11,254
You know, I have an impossible task to do,
640
00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:15,055
And I come up with one possible solution,
and you diss my solution!
641
00:37:15,056 --> 00:37:15,757
I�m not dissing you.
642
00:37:15,758 --> 00:37:17,458
Then what do you call it, then?
643
00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:22,759
I�m pointing out a considerable flaw in what
may or may not be a solution in the first place.
644
00:37:23,261 --> 00:37:26,061
Well... what makes you think that
I don�t wanna make that invitation?
645
00:37:28,762 --> 00:37:29,762
Because Kit,
646
00:37:31,463 --> 00:37:32,263
You're straight.
647
00:37:32,264 --> 00:37:33,464
Who says?
648
00:37:33,865 --> 00:37:34,565
You're not?
649
00:37:34,965 --> 00:37:38,066
I am, but I don�t need you to tell me that,
and neither does Ivan.
650
00:37:38,067 --> 00:37:39,067
The way I see it,
651
00:37:39,068 --> 00:37:41,968
Ivan is the one who gets to say
whether or not he�s a man or a woman.
652
00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:43,469
And he�s been telling me he�s more of a man.
653
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:46,070
That�s delusional thinking,
it doesn�t work that way.
654
00:37:46,172 --> 00:37:48,272
Maybe in the world according to Bette...
655
00:37:49,073 --> 00:37:53,573
the world according to Bette doesn�t have the same
props it once did, you know what I�m sayin� baby sis?
656
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,574
You didn�t do anything Jenny,
she wasn�t right.
657
00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:00,675
I knew it from the moment I met her, you know?
658
00:38:01,576 --> 00:38:02,376
Scoot over.
659
00:38:05,378 --> 00:38:07,278
Are you sure you don�t need to go to the hospital?
660
00:38:07,979 --> 00:38:09,679
- Oh my God, I�m fine.
- Yeah?
661
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,180
Yeah, I'm fine.
662
00:38:11,781 --> 00:38:14,781
I fainted. I do that sometimes, it's fine.
663
00:38:14,782 --> 00:38:15,782
Right.
664
00:38:17,283 --> 00:38:19,283
I hope someone�s looking after her.
665
00:38:19,284 --> 00:38:20,984
Someone's looking after you.
666
00:38:24,585 --> 00:38:25,286
How's that?
667
00:38:25,287 --> 00:38:28,586
My mom used to put
these compresses on my forehead.
668
00:38:28,587 --> 00:38:30,588
Don�t tell me I remind you
of a dysfunctional mother.
669
00:38:30,589 --> 00:38:32,789
No, I don�t know
if she was dysfunctional, you know?
670
00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:35,390
I mean, who could say
if a mom's good or bad?
671
00:38:35,991 --> 00:38:37,391
How�s your apartment hunt coming?
672
00:38:37,392 --> 00:38:39,292
So shitty.
673
00:38:39,293 --> 00:38:42,993
For practically, like, one thousand dollars,
I could live in a hovel,
674
00:38:43,494 --> 00:38:45,295
underneath the freeway...
675
00:38:45,896 --> 00:38:50,396
You know, then Tim was like, �You can take over the lease�
but there�s no way that I could afford it, so...
676
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,397
I have a proposition for you
677
00:38:55,298 --> 00:38:56,499
Why don�t you move in with me?
678
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,800
You know, it�s totally rent controlled,
two bedrooms.
679
00:39:03,001 --> 00:39:04,101
I afford it easily,
680
00:39:04,102 --> 00:39:05,102
you don�t have to pay.
681
00:39:07,203 --> 00:39:07,903
I can't
682
00:39:10,404 --> 00:39:11,504
I think we could be happy, Jen.
683
00:39:18,705 --> 00:39:19,305
So what's up?
684
00:39:20,407 --> 00:39:24,507
Um, I wanted to ask if you could be
outta the house for a couple hours tonight.
685
00:39:25,709 --> 00:39:29,309
'Cause Tina needs to come by and pick up
some of her things, she�s...
686
00:39:29,610 --> 00:39:30,310
running out of clothes and stuff...
687
00:39:30,311 --> 00:39:32,811
It's her house,
she can come by anytime she wants.
688
00:39:34,013 --> 00:39:35,412
You know that�s not true.
689
00:39:38,313 --> 00:39:39,114
You know...
690
00:39:39,315 --> 00:39:42,515
What I did Alice... I couldn't help myself
691
00:39:43,015 --> 00:39:44,116
How does that work?
692
00:39:44,117 --> 00:39:45,117
Because...
693
00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:47,718
It's kind of an act of free will.
694
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:52,119
You know, I - I - exhausted every ounce of will
that I had and I still couldn�t stop myself.
695
00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:53,620
Did you fall in love?
696
00:39:53,621 --> 00:39:56,821
No. I love Tina.
Tina is the only person that I�m in love with.
697
00:39:57,123 --> 00:39:59,423
- But you�re still sittin� on Candace face.
- Actually, I'm not.
698
00:39:59,424 --> 00:40:01,223
I told you, I ended it
as soon as I could.
699
00:40:01,624 --> 00:40:02,625
As soon as you could?
700
00:40:02,626 --> 00:40:05,425
- What are you like a sex addict now?
- No, I�m not a sex addict! Jesus.
701
00:40:06,327 --> 00:40:09,428
You know, I think calling sex an addiction
is an excuse for bad behavior,
702
00:40:09,429 --> 00:40:13,128
And I know I behaved badly, but
I�m prepared to take responsibility for it.
703
00:40:13,129 --> 00:40:15,229
No, you behaved really badly.
704
00:40:15,230 --> 00:40:17,330
I know that it sounds like an excuse,
but you know what?
705
00:40:17,331 --> 00:40:19,231
The fact is she disappeared on me.
706
00:40:19,232 --> 00:40:21,833
She was depressed and
she was completely wrapped up in herself,
707
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:25,234
And I tried to talk to her about it but she,
she completely shut me out.
708
00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:27,235
For how long?
709
00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:28,236
Two or three months
710
00:40:29,737 --> 00:40:32,337
Out of seven years?
I think you could have waited.
711
00:40:32,338 --> 00:40:35,239
She abandoned me as much as I abandoned her.
We both did it.
712
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,740
Yeah, but, only one of you
was having an orgasm.
713
00:40:40,341 --> 00:40:41,240
Fuck you, Alice.
714
00:40:43,242 --> 00:40:45,142
Just be outta the house!
715
00:41:24,745 --> 00:41:26,145
Ivan, it's me.
716
00:41:29,146 --> 00:41:30,147
I'm a little early.
717
00:41:38,748 --> 00:41:40,448
In fact, I'm a lot early.
718
00:41:41,549 --> 00:41:46,349
Um, I wanted to talk to you about something
that I'm very nervous about,
719
00:41:46,451 --> 00:41:47,751
since you're so generous...
720
00:42:16,353 --> 00:42:20,853
Ivan, I - I am so sorry! Look, I didn't see anything!
721
00:42:27,155 --> 00:42:27,955
Kit...
722
00:42:27,956 --> 00:42:29,955
Look, I'll wait for you in the other room!
723
00:42:32,657 --> 00:42:34,057
Kit, I think you should go!
724
00:42:34,058 --> 00:42:36,258
Look, Ivan, I will wait til you get dressed, okay?
725
00:42:36,259 --> 00:42:40,259
I really need to talk to you because this -
this thing that happened
726
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,960
Kit! Listen, okay?!
727
00:42:41,961 --> 00:42:43,361
I... I want you to leave!
728
00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,062
Do you understand?
729
00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:46,063
Go!
730
00:42:53,965 --> 00:42:54,665
Fuck!
731
00:42:58,266 --> 00:42:59,166
Shit!
732
00:43:20,368 --> 00:43:20,969
So...
733
00:43:21,069 --> 00:43:21,969
You were saying?
734
00:43:23,071 --> 00:43:27,471
Well... I was saying it's obvious there's
something going on between us.
735
00:43:28,071 --> 00:43:29,172
What do you think it is?
736
00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:30,372
I don't know
737
00:43:31,674 --> 00:43:33,374
I mean, do you... do you have any ideas?
738
00:43:34,175 --> 00:43:35,175
Maybe
739
00:43:35,476 --> 00:43:36,176
I don't know
740
00:43:38,077 --> 00:43:39,677
Maybe we're attracted to each other
741
00:43:42,878 --> 00:43:44,079
Yeah, maybe.
742
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,080
Yeah
743
00:43:49,481 --> 00:43:50,181
Yeah, okay
744
00:43:51,582 --> 00:43:53,882
Maybe if we admit that
we're attracted to each other,
745
00:43:53,883 --> 00:43:54,983
You know, sometimes...
746
00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:57,484
Admitting a taboo takes
the power out of it.
747
00:44:00,386 --> 00:44:02,286
I admit it, I'm attracted to you.
748
00:44:05,086 --> 00:44:06,386
How long have you been?
749
00:44:06,587 --> 00:44:08,887
I don't know, I never realized it before.
750
00:44:10,889 --> 00:44:12,789
Okay, go on, it's your turn.
751
00:44:15,190 --> 00:44:16,690
I admit I'm attracted to you.
752
00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:24,391
What does it mean?
753
00:44:24,493 --> 00:44:25,393
Well...
754
00:44:26,293 --> 00:44:28,193
It doesn't have to
mean anything, I mean...
755
00:44:28,394 --> 00:44:30,294
Being attracted to someone's no big deal.
756
00:44:30,996 --> 00:44:32,396
- It's just an attraction.
- Right.
757
00:44:33,197 --> 00:44:36,897
We just... we have
to agree not to act on it.
758
00:44:37,899 --> 00:44:39,298
Okay, how do we do that?
759
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,700
Well, we just took the first step,
we took the power out of it.
760
00:44:47,501 --> 00:44:48,901
I think we need to take the second step.
761
00:44:49,702 --> 00:44:50,902
Yeah
762
00:44:52,003 --> 00:44:52,803
Okay...
763
00:44:55,604 --> 00:44:57,104
We need to counteract it.
764
00:44:57,606 --> 00:45:00,605
We just need to avoid all situations where
we find each other most attractive.
765
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:02,407
We need, like...
766
00:45:03,008 --> 00:45:04,508
... rules of un-attraction.
767
00:45:04,709 --> 00:45:06,709
Okay, like never be alone together,
768
00:45:07,210 --> 00:45:09,310
in places like the bathroom at The Planet.
769
00:45:09,411 --> 00:45:10,011
Right.
770
00:45:10,212 --> 00:45:11,912
Never be alone together
771
00:45:12,113 --> 00:45:14,114
Especially never be alone together...
772
00:45:14,314 --> 00:45:16,414
in places where�s there�s
like a bed or a couch.
773
00:45:16,615 --> 00:45:18,615
Right, or, or, a table...
774
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,716
Or a floor.
775
00:45:21,617 --> 00:45:24,018
- Or the backseat of a car.
- Ooh, that�d be good.
776
00:45:24,118 --> 00:45:25,219
That wouldn't be good!
777
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,020
Okay, you need to stop
showing up at The Planet...
778
00:45:28,021 --> 00:45:32,621
After you�ve worked out, when you�re all sweaty
and your veins are all popping all over the place.
779
00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:34,122
You like that?
780
00:45:34,423 --> 00:45:35,324
Tonya hates that.
781
00:45:36,924 --> 00:45:39,525
- Alright, well then you can�t wear those shirts any more.
- What shirts?
782
00:45:39,526 --> 00:45:40,526
You know, the ones where...
783
00:45:41,526 --> 00:45:44,527
they cling to you in some places
and fall off you in others?
784
00:45:46,528 --> 00:45:47,528
Fuck you.
785
00:45:47,729 --> 00:45:49,729
Okay, that�s totally against the rules.
786
00:46:00,531 --> 00:46:01,230
Tim?
787
00:46:08,032 --> 00:46:08,732
Thanks
788
00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:11,633
I'de like to keep this one.
789
00:46:12,634 --> 00:46:14,534
I don�t want the memory of us to evanesce.
790
00:46:31,836 --> 00:46:34,036
Let's not... evanesce.
791
00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:48,741
I needed to see you.
792
00:47:54,843 --> 00:47:58,143
You don't want to give me anything I need,
okay. That's fair.
793
00:47:58,344 --> 00:47:59,744
Nothing's fair, Bette.
794
00:47:59,745 --> 00:48:02,045
You broke everything
that meant anything to me.
795
00:48:03,946 --> 00:48:05,347
- Let me fixe it!
- No
796
00:48:06,647 --> 00:48:08,247
I won't accept that.
797
00:48:08,348 --> 00:48:09,549
Too bad...
798
00:48:12,649 --> 00:48:15,149
Look, I... I overestimated myself.
799
00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:18,451
Alright. Supporting us both financially,
and then...
800
00:48:18,452 --> 00:48:20,852
... and then when we lost the baby,
I thought that
801
00:48:20,853 --> 00:48:26,954
I had to take on the whole burden, I thought that
I had to absorb your pain and ignore my own.
802
00:48:27,555 --> 00:48:30,654
Well, I hope you had fun
blowing off some steam with the carpenter.
803
00:48:34,156 --> 00:48:35,455
TINA!!
804
00:49:46,961 --> 00:49:47,461
Hey...
805
00:49:49,962 --> 00:49:50,862
How ya doin'?
806
00:49:52,063 --> 00:49:55,063
Um, to tell you the truth,
not - not too good.
807
00:49:57,064 --> 00:49:57,564
Yeah...
808
00:49:58,665 --> 00:49:59,865
Look, I'm sorry
809
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,467
Don't be sorry.
Just tell me what's going on.
810
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,568
I just wanted to have a good time tonight.
811
00:50:04,569 --> 00:50:05,869
I didn't think I'd see you.
812
00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,269
Okay, but...
813
00:50:07,870 --> 00:50:08,607
Here I am.
814
00:50:10,971 --> 00:50:13,871
You don't think that you could've
changed your plan a little bit?
815
00:50:13,872 --> 00:50:15,472
I don't have a plan.
816
00:50:15,573 --> 00:50:16,573
That's the point.
817
00:50:20,774 --> 00:50:21,575
All right
818
00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:09,578
Jen
819
00:51:11,779 --> 00:51:12,479
Jen...
820
00:51:30,282 --> 00:51:31,182
No
821
00:51:35,783 --> 00:51:38,484
This seems wrong.
822
00:51:39,785 --> 00:51:41,385
I don't think this is the way we should...
823
00:51:42,886 --> 00:51:43,986
It's not the way...
824
00:52:11,188 --> 00:52:12,288
Is that good?
825
00:52:13,189 --> 00:52:13,789
Yeah...
826
00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:29,591
What are you doing?
827
00:52:31,893 --> 00:52:32,892
I'm gonna go.
828
00:52:34,293 --> 00:52:35,993
I don't wanna wait
until the morning.
829
00:52:37,395 --> 00:52:38,094
Tim
830
00:52:42,896 --> 00:52:43,496
Please
831
00:52:51,398 --> 00:52:52,897
Don't leave
832
00:53:03,498 --> 00:53:04,299
Fuck!
833
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:06,200
Fuck!
834
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:17,200
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