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This programme contains strong language.
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You all right back there, John?
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Yes, Peter.
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- You haven't said anything since Calais, darling.
- I'm watching Avengers.
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What was your favourite part
of the holiday, mate?
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Watching Avengers.
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- See this is what I'm talking about.
- John, don't be rude.
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- It's puberty.
- Great.
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- Looking forward to that...
- Three years of Pornhub and silence.
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What are pubes for?
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Nothing, John.
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They're, erm...
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Well, they're just detail really, you know?
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- Garnish.
- Garnish?
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Yes, garnish like onions...
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- On a hot dog.
- They're for warmth.
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Yes, I mean, you wouldn't want to
rely on them, you know, buy a scarf.
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Whatever.
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John, it is about time you started
treating Peter as part of the family.
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- But he's not.
- Well, I am actually, mate, so...
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All right, how old's Mum?
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Oh...
How old's mum if you know her so well?
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- You don't have to answer that.
- No, no, no, it's all right.
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Piece of advice for you, Jonathan.
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True gentleman never reveals a lady's age.
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Always good to knock a year or two off it.
So with that in mind,
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your mother is 37.
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36.
I'm 36.
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- What's Batman up to back there, mate?
- Not a Marvel character.
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And here we are.
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Synced & corrected by minouhse
www.addic7ed.com
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Home sweet home.
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Our home.
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Let us in first please, love.
I can't find my keys.
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OK...
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Satchel from the extended Marvel Universe?
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Don't let him out, don't let him out.
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- You're not coming out until the police arrive.
- No. No, don't call the police.
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- You through?
- Waiting.
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Hey.
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If you don't let me out, I will open
this champagne inside your beautiful car.
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OK, you are not opening that.
That is vintage Dom Perignon.
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I bought it in France and this car
is on a very strict leasing agreement.
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It's a lavish interior.
Stop that.
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- Stop that. I warned you.
- I've travelled 3,000 km to get here.
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- I'm in a very celebratory mood.
- You're not coming out.
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You want Lewis Hamilton?
You get Lewis Hamilton.
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Don't want Lewis Hamilton,
don't want Lewis Hamilton.
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Put the phone down.
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What's your name?
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- Sami.
- How did you get in?
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You stopped at the petrol stationnear Calais.
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How did you fit in?
Where's the rest of our bags?
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At a petrol station near Calais.
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- Oh, for fuck's sake...
- I'm sorry.
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- Where, am I?
- Dorking.
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Not London?
That's a shame.
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- What's wrong with Dorking?
- Oh, no, nothing.
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It's...
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Lots of potential.
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Piss off.
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Please don't call the police again.
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I said "piss off".
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Thank you.
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Dorking.
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Beautiful day.
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It's turning a bit chilly.
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Just chilly enough, Katy.
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- I love it.
- How do you know my name?
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In the car.
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You were talking, I was listening.
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Of course.
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Puberty very difficult time for everyone.
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Your English is very good, you know.
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I teach it in Damascus.
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- Oh, right, you're from Syria?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm a teacher, too,
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at state school down the road.
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State school?
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High school?
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Ah, me too.
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They are this tall and they are very naughty.
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So naughty...
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But...
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This year they are all playing truant.
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Little fuckers.
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- Oh, sorry I see what you mean now.
- It's fine.
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But no swearing, huh?
See me after school.
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Do you have a family?
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I have a wife and I have a boy.
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Are they safe?
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Syria to Libya, safe.
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Boat to Italy, safe.
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Smugglers take us from Italy, not safe.
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We got split up.
And now, no news.
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Listen, Sami?
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I want to help you.
Let me give you some money.
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- No, no, no.
- Yes, look take, erm...
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Haven't got any cash on me.
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Oh, Katy, please, really it's fine.
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No, I'm helping you.
That is it, I'm helping you.
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Here.
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What is this?
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It's a Cafe Nero loyalty card.
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You get a stamp for every coffee you buy
and every nine stamps, you get a free one.
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- I have two stamps.
- Yes.
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- I need seven more stamps.
- Yes, you do.
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I'm afraid I'm in no position to speculate
on the coffee market like this.
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I know.
It's shit.
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If you would like to help,
there is something you can do for me.
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- No.
- He hasn't got a UK SIM.
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Just lend him your work phone.
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My work phone is not for recreational use.
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He wants to tell his wife he's alive,
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not WhatsApp her a picture of his balls.
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Yes, well I don't know how they
greet each other in their culture.
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You've got an unlimited
international package.
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It's not going to cost you anything.
Just do it.
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One call.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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What's wrong with you?
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- What do you mean, what's wrong with me?
- You're scared of him.
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I'm not scared of him. I just don't want him
in the house. We don't know who he is.
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He could be a criminal, he could be
a terrorist, he could have Ebola.
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- Sami.
- What?
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Do you have Ebola?
Not really.
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- Ebola free.
- Look, my point is...
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Is that your Ebola impression?
Yes, thank you so much for that.
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My point is, the borders have been left
unchecked for years. We were a soft touch.
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Oh, well thank God you voted Leave
then cos that's all going very well.
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I wanted to send a message to Westminster.
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What did it say?
"Hi, I'm a twat?"
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No...
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I just don't want him in the house.
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It's my house.
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It's ringing.
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Voicemail.
Yazmin...
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- Donking.
- Dorking.
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Dorking.
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Katy, John...
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- Peter.
- Peter.
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I'll leave your phone here?
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- Just here.
- In case she calls back.
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- He's staying the night.
- What? No, he's not.
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Sami, would you like another cup of tea?
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For God's sake.
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Yes.
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Yes?
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We had a call from this address
about a man trapped in a car?
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Right.
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False alarm, I hung up.
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We try and follow up
interrupted emergency calls.
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Good for you.
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- All right, mate?
- Hi.
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- What's your name?
- Sami.
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I'm friend of Peter and Katy.
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- Old friend.
- Thank you, John.
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And how long have you been here?
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Six years, and one half.
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Six and one half years.
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I meant today.
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A few hours.
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I think I will make another sandwich.
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My one weakness.
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Chocolate spread.
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It's my favourite.
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Thank you so much for coming with me
to Croydon.
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Yes, we can thank Katy.
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Well, thank you also.
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I know, Peter, you must...
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think I am 100%
to the maximum son of a bitch.
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I hide in your car, I impose on you...
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I understand.
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If you do this to me I will be, "Aargh.
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What is your job, Peter?
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I'm in construction.
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- You build your house?
- Katy's house. No.
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I'm a quantity surveyor.
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What is this?
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It's the management of materials
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and costs for construction projects.
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I mean, if anything it's cost minimisation
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without jeopardising
safety standards and quality.
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- Sounds quite boring.
- Well, depends how you define boring.
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That.
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Mr Ibrahim?
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- Do you need medical help?
- No.
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- Are you hungry?
- I'm always hungry.
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Don't tuck it in.
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Forefinger on the pad.
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No, a forefinger.
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Biometrics have no match for you on
watch lists or Eurodac.
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Is that good for me?
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It's good for everyone.
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My name is Sami Ibrahim, and I wish
to claim asylum in the United Kingdom.
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- Mr Ibraham...
- I love United Kingdom.
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Winston Churchill, Elizabeth II,
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Top Gear.
Even the one with Joey.
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- It is my dream to live here.
- We are not interviewing you.
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- I don't understand.
- Can we get you an interpreter?
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- What?
- You said you didn't understand.
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You inferred you needed an interpreter.
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I implied it you inferred it.
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- Can I get you an interpreter?
- This isn't QI.
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I don't know where my family is.
Help me.
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Help me, please.
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Today is not an assessment.
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Today is a screening.
We take details.
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We will then ask you to attend a more
in-depth interview at a later date.
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Do you understand?
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Yes.
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You arrived in the vehicle
of a Mr Peter Guest?
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- Peter is a good man.
- That's not important today.
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I owe him.
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Sorry?
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I owe him.
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That is how you say it, yes?
I owe him.
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How much do you owe him?
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A lot.
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Smuggled him into the country,
I'll fucking smuggling him out.
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- I'm the innocent one here.
- I'm Mandela.
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I'm Cliff.
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So, how much longer is he going
to be held for?
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- Look, I can't say.
- This is ridiculous.
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Smuggler? He couldn't smuggle
a Dr Pepper into a fucking cinema.
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Just watch the language, please.
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You lay a finger on him, I will
come down on you like a shitstorm.
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I'm not going anywhere by the way.
Consider this a protest.
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- Battery's gone, where's the charger?
- Uh...
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Petrol station near Calais.
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I'm OK. I'm all right,
I'm all right.
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My blood sugar was low but someone
had a garibaldi, I'm all right now.
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Oh, baby.
Come on.
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How was jail?
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Didn't let it beat me, John.
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They can lock you up but true freedom?
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Well that lies within the human spirit.
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- How long was I in for?
- Two and a half hours.
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Let's go home.
Let's go home.
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I mean, they offered me a blanket
but I refused.
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It was clearly mind games but, uh...
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What's he doing here?
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I am an asylum seeker.
It is official.
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- How long were you in there for?
- About 35 minutes.
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You swan in and out and they
virtually bang me up.
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- Is everyone on drugs?
- Right, everyone in the car, please.
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Peter, that's not funny.
Back seat, Sami.
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Very hilarious.
Thank you very much.
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Whose is this?
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- Mine.
- May I use it?
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- Absolutely not.
- Of course.
252
00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:58,412
Actually, I already used it.
253
00:15:58,537 --> 00:16:00,337
- Buy me another.
- God willing.
254
00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:03,511
Hard bristle.
255
00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:18,078
You like him, don't you?
256
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,937
- Why?
- He's on an adventure. And the towel.
257
00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:28,147
Well, he's had a long,
hard journey to get here.
258
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:32,057
Yeah. It must've been really
uncomfortable in the back of the car.
259
00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:34,863
Exactly.
260
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:40,896
He's very lucky that your mother's let him
stay but when it's time for him to go...
261
00:16:41,278 --> 00:16:43,455
he will be on his way.
262
00:16:45,057 --> 00:16:46,257
Like you.
263
00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:50,676
What?
264
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,562
She allows you to stay here.
265
00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:55,932
- I know, but...
- And when it's time for you to go,
266
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,418
you'll be on your way.
267
00:17:00,217 --> 00:17:01,779
You don't like him, do you?
268
00:17:03,737 --> 00:17:06,118
- I'm sizing him up.
- I'm sizing you up.
269
00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:15,443
Yes, a good chat.
Good chat.
270
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,013
- Long day.
- Long day.
271
00:17:30,411 --> 00:17:32,612
Do you think he's going to be warm
enough on the sofa?
272
00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:34,705
- I've left the heating on.
- He'll be fine.
273
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:37,931
He's only here a night then he's gone.
274
00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:42,012
Oh, for God's sake, Peter, please try.
275
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:44,312
- I'm doing my best.
- Yeah, I know.
276
00:17:45,303 --> 00:17:46,559
And if I move my things in...
277
00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,807
Peter, we've only been seeing
each other for ten months.
278
00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:50,880
Yes but I'm just saying,
if I moved my stuff in...
279
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,011
Pickfords can't solve this for you, love.
280
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,091
Maybe it's too soon for both of us, hm?
281
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,143
I mean, we both came into this
from tough places.
282
00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:04,560
Have you ever looked back at
our dating profiles?
283
00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:06,091
All the time.
284
00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:09,294
"English rose seeks tender gardener."
285
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,852
- Now why do you think you wrote that?
- I was feeling a bit vulnerable.
286
00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:16,195
It makes sense.
When did she break off the engagement?
287
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,881
- 2001.
- So maybe you're a little bit out of practice.
288
00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:21,086
We have a good time though, don't we?
289
00:18:22,465 --> 00:18:25,252
- The holiday was nice.
- The holiday was lovely.
290
00:18:25,377 --> 00:18:28,172
I don't understand the problem then.
I don't understand what I'm...
291
00:18:28,297 --> 00:18:30,860
Right, well the problem is, the nice
times take care of themselves.
292
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,771
I need you close in the difficult
ones as well. Embrace this.
293
00:18:33,897 --> 00:18:36,412
- No, this, Sami.
- I am embracing this. I'm embracing...
294
00:18:36,537 --> 00:18:38,492
He's lost and alone
and he needs looking after.
295
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,506
- He's not Paddington.
- Yes, he is. He's exactly fucking Paddington.
296
00:18:41,631 --> 00:18:44,022
OK, you know what?
Time for Peter to have his say.
297
00:18:44,148 --> 00:18:45,394
Stop. Peter time.
298
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,692
Because I think part of the problem here,
is that I don't speak up enough.
299
00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:51,356
Now, I'm here because I adore you.
300
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:54,612
But I'm also here to protect you.
That's the natural way.
301
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:56,561
And if that man downstairs is Paddington,
302
00:18:56,687 --> 00:19:00,092
then, I'm sorry, but I'm fresh out
of marmalade sandwiches.
303
00:19:00,217 --> 00:19:03,522
And if that makes me Eeyore then hell,
I guess I'm Eeyore.
304
00:19:03,648 --> 00:19:06,172
And I know I've mixed my bears up,
but frankly,
305
00:19:06,297 --> 00:19:09,337
go tell it to Christopher Robin
cos I couldn't give two shits.
306
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,812
Thought I'd keep you company.
307
00:19:19,937 --> 00:19:22,052
First night in the UK and all that.
308
00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:23,669
She kicked you out of bed.
309
00:19:32,242 --> 00:19:35,082
We have both been exiled
by an unstoppable force.
310
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:49,972
What are they?
311
00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:52,697
- What do you keep eating?
- Dates.
312
00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:56,177
- Date?
- No, thanks.
313
00:19:57,819 --> 00:19:59,254
You're not my type.
314
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,331
A date is the refugee's best friend.
315
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,772
It nourishes you.
316
00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:08,452
Hydrates you.
317
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:10,086
And it's not very big.
318
00:20:11,217 --> 00:20:14,468
It's good if you are in a small space
for a long time with no rest room.
319
00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:16,283
That is absolutely disgusting.
320
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:19,038
Perfect for the man on the go.
321
00:20:25,737 --> 00:20:28,159
- You do not know how grateful I am.
- Yeah.
322
00:20:29,318 --> 00:20:30,608
Good.
323
00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:32,207
Peter?
324
00:20:32,777 --> 00:20:34,057
What?
325
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,732
Is there anything you would like to ask me?
326
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:40,932
What do you mean?
327
00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:42,452
Well...
328
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:46,258
You have not actually asked me anything
about myself since I got here.
329
00:20:46,426 --> 00:20:47,816
No, you're all right.
330
00:20:48,975 --> 00:20:50,281
Please.
331
00:20:59,684 --> 00:21:01,359
What side of the road do you drive?
332
00:21:01,485 --> 00:21:03,502
The one without the tank there.
333
00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:05,093
- Is that the right?
- Sometimes.
334
00:21:05,219 --> 00:21:08,739
- OK, because here, you see...
- You drive on the left, yes.
335
00:21:08,865 --> 00:21:11,114
The whole world knows how proud
you are of this.
336
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,377
Yeah.
It's something different, isn't it?
337
00:21:17,217 --> 00:21:19,812
You would love my wife.
She sings.
338
00:21:20,273 --> 00:21:21,652
All the time.
339
00:21:21,777 --> 00:21:23,511
God, she loves to sing.
340
00:21:23,957 --> 00:21:25,862
She must have a beautiful voice.
341
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,821
Actually it's fucking terrible.
342
00:21:31,777 --> 00:21:33,852
Sometimes we sing together.
343
00:21:33,977 --> 00:21:35,612
You do not want to hear that.
344
00:21:35,737 --> 00:21:37,162
No wonder there is a war on.
345
00:21:38,144 --> 00:21:40,367
George, he hates it, but...
346
00:21:40,752 --> 00:21:42,010
we love it.
347
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:52,287
You'll get your family back, you know.
348
00:21:52,455 --> 00:21:53,655
Yes.
349
00:21:59,626 --> 00:22:00,968
Is there anything I can do?
350
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,691
To make you feel more at home?
351
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:07,025
Actually, yes.
352
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,391
What?
353
00:22:11,228 --> 00:22:14,177
Tear down those two walls
and blow up the toilet.
354
00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:19,039
Goodnight, Sami.
355
00:22:20,937 --> 00:22:22,137
Goodnight, Peter.
356
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:54,640
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