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Legenda por: FelipeK
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Hey, check this out.
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I got it for the trip.
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It's called an Astro Pillow.
So--
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[grunts]
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You put it on like this,
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you put down your
tray table, and...
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You can sleep like this.
Isn't it cool?
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Grace, could you--
could you help me?
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It's a little snug.
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Do it yourself.
How else will you learn?
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Grace, I can't breathe!
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I'm Sandra Bullock
in "Gravity"!
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You were going to
let me die in there.
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I would never let you die.
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Then who would be around
to criticize me?
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[groans]
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Okay, I'm sorry
about the other night.
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I should never have said that
you can do better than Noah.
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So you don't think
I can do better?
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To be clear,
I shouldn't have said it.
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Oh, my God,
you just can't help yourself.
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The guy bails on your
good friend's wedding, why?
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Because he's got
a "buddy" in town?
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Hey, we are not
doing this today.
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It's Jack's wedding.
All right, you're right.
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And Noah's friend
is only in for three days.
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- That is such a lame--
- No, not today.
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And the wedding is in Spain.
That's a big ask.
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- He made a commit--
- Not..today!
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[upbeat piano music]
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Hi, Jack McFarland,
BTB, bride to be.
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Um, is it possible to arrange
a surprise announcement
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from the pilot congratulating
me on my upcoming nip-shuls?
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Sorry, the flight's
been delayed.
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Bad weather in Spain.
No, no, no.
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It can't be delayed.
Check again.
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Do the thing where you do this.
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Okay.
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It's delayed.
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Well, she checked.
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Let me take a crack
at this one, boys.
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If you can get
this tin bird moving,
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I'll blow into your tubes
until you're fully inflated.
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- Karen, you're not a lesbian.
- Oh, really?
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Then why is my hot
new lesbian girlfriend
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about to meet me here?
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There, I said it.
She's black.
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Oh, look, the flight's
no longer delayed.
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- Oh.
- Oh, thank God.
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It's cancelled.
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[upbeat trumpetand piano music]
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♪ ♪
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Wait, so the wedding's
on hold.
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- Eh.
- How's Jack taking it?
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[horn beeps]
Why?
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So, look, I have something
big to tell you.
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- McCoy Whitman, is that you?
- Yeah.
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Ooh, can I get
a picture with you?
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Yeah, sure thing.
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[shutter snaps]
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All right.
You want to check it?
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- They're always good.
- Oh.
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It looks like the network
is going to make me
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Chief London Correspondent.
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- That's your dream job!
- I know.
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It's going to be so great.
So why does it-
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- Because I'd be living
in London,
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and you'd be living here,
and we'd be so far apart!
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Hi, we're huge fans.
Can we--
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- Of course. Yes.
- Oh, gosh!
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[shutter snaps]
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- What are we going to do?
- Well, we'll be okay.
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I mean, lots of couples make
the long-distance thing work.
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Name one.
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You can't!
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Um, that guy was
in the picture, so do--
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- Let's take another.
- Oh, good!
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All right.
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[shutter snaps]
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Oh, I look bad
in this one, too.
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Everyone looks bad
next to him!
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Move it along.
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- Jack.
- Ohh...
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please tell me you found a way
for us to get to Spain.
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Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
But no.
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We are getting married
at midnight
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right here at gate 35A!
The nicest of the 35s.
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Papi, I know it's not Spain,
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but at least our wedding
will not be on a Tuesday.
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Oh, thank God.
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Because we wouldn't want
our wedding to be cursed
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by being forced
to have it at an--
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oh, I don't know, an airport!
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What--what, do you want to have
our honeymoon in a men's room?
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Jack, that's where we had
our second date.
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[upbeat piano music]
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Welcome to the pre-wedding
cocktail hour.
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a castle on a hill in Spain. not
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But Estefan did find
an airport White Castle.
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And this jar of Spanish olives
for the reception.
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So...
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yay.
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There will also be
no unicorn dessert station,
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no magical up-lighting.
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I mean, it's an airport.
There's nothing.
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[laughs]
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[sobs]
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Who's going to perform
the ceremony?
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That part is set.
Estefan's tio, Alberto.
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He's a judge on
"Spain's Got Talent."
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- Isn't he in Spain?
- Your point?
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Five, four, three, two...
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Excuse me.
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Oh, my God, I didn't even
think of this.
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If Jack's getting married here,
Noah can come.
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I'm going to call him.
I have no opinion on that.
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I wasn't asking
for your opinion.
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- Well, none was offered.
- None was requested.
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Nor was one forthcoming.
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Oh, go put your
head condom back on.
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So I just got off
the phone with the network,
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and it turns out
I didn't get the job.
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What, no!
Darn it, those dummies.
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[grunts]
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- It's okay if you're happy.
- I am, I'm sorry.
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But I'm thrilled for us.
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We both know the long-distance
thing never works.
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Yes, I agree,
and that's why I told them
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thanks but no thanks.
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Wait, why did you thank them
for not giving you a job?
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Well, I was
just being polite.
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You know how the Brits are.
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[British accent]
Tut-tut, spot of tea.
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On your marks, get set, bake!
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Okay, they--they offered me
the job, but I said no.
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Sweetie, you can't turn down
your dream job because of me.
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- I don't want to lose you.
- Well, if you stay,
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you'll end up resenting me.
I couldn't stand that.
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You got to call them back.
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I know.
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Another round, barkeep.
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- Hello, Mrs. Walker.
- Smitty?
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You work here, too?
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Because of all the death
and illness in my family,
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I have to work multiple jobs.
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Though I guess dancing
while Wall Street guys
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throw lit cigarettes
at me, well,
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that's not really a job.
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Oh, Smitty.
You are a treasure.
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If I wasn't a lesbian,
I would kiss you.
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I'm a lesbian now.
You are?
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Oh, my gaydar must be going
the way of my hearing
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and--and my sense of smell,
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and--and my ability
to digest solid food.
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[laughs]
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Smitty, you got to give a gal
a chance to breathe.
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[laughs]
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Oh, it's just that
after my marriage ended,
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I didn't know who I was
or what I wanted.
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And then, Nikki came along
and told me.
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And now, I am exactly
who I'm supposed to be.
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I think.
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I don't know.
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Did you ever think
that maybe you're not gay?
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You're just lost.
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[laughs]
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Wait a minute,
that's not funny.
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[bright piano music]
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Chardonnay, please.
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Noah's not coming.
We do not need to get into it.
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Ah.
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That is such a "you"
thing to say.
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- Mm.
- Oh, now you're lecturing me?
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I get it, it's a bummer.
He's a bummer.
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Are you happy?
Are you happy?
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I'm happy enough.
Noah is kind, and he loves me.
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You get to a point in your life
where you're lucky
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if you get 60%
of what you want.
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- Grace--
- It's not sad.
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It's a reality.
Don't say that.
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You--
No, do not tell me
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that I could do better,
because I can't.
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I can't do better.
Wow.
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I wish you could see yourself
the way I see you.
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Because if you did,
you'd know you deserve 100%
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of what you want.
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[groovy piano music]
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♪ ♪
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We have another problem.
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to marry us. e anybody
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You big gay bitch!
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I just found out
that you're getting married,
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and you didn't invite me!
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I know, I'm so sorry.
We totally forgot.
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That bothers me, Jack.
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If I wasn't on my way to Tampa
to marry my sister--
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Hey, you cannot
marry your sister.
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In Florida, you can.
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I'm not marrying her,
you dummies.
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I'm performing the ceremony.
I'm ordained.
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Wait, you can marry people?
Would you ever consider, like--
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All right,
I'll do it for 75 bucks.
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- 25 bucks.
- 100.
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- 200.
- You got yourself a deal.
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[bright piano music]
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♪ ♪
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Oh!
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Oh, oh!
Oh!
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- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm sorry, I just--
I bit into the--
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- Gooey center?
- I call it the pearl.
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Oh, please, don't stop eating.
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That is the nicest thing
a guy has ever said to me.
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I find that
kind of hard to believe.
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You know, I was going to get
one of those
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sad little airport cookies,
but then, I thought
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"why settle for mediocrity
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when there is this
deliciousness out there?"
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Agreed.
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- Marcus.
- Grace.
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- Where you headed?
- Nowhere.
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My friend is getting married
here in the airport.
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Oh, that's where I
want to get married.
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- Really?
- No.
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[laughs]
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Just my indelicate way
of telling you
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that I'm not married.
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- Smooth.
- Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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- Where you going?
- Uh, Italy.
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Yeah, then France, and then,
I don't know where.
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- Wow, that sounds amazing.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I just--I woke up one day,
and I thought...
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I don't know, you ever just
have one of those moments
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where you just--
you rethink your entire life?
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Constantly.
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[chuckles]
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How long you going away for?
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Mm, as long as it
makes me happy.
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- Oh.
- And as long as I
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can pass for a Canadian.
I wish I could do that.
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Not the Canadian part.
I'm too loud.
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The dropping everything
and just taking off thing.
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- Oh, then do it.
- Oh, I--
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[scoffs]
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I don't do stuff like that.
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What, something you want to
do when you want to do it?
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Don't make it
sound reasonable.
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Look, sometimes, the things
we do without thinking,
251
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they end up being the best
things that we ever do.
252
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Really?
Because I have a Bowflex
253
00:12:15,437 --> 00:12:18,167
and cargo pants
that would say otherwise.
254
00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:25,346
Hey, you wouldn't want to--
with--
255
00:12:25,347 --> 00:12:27,246
Oh--oh, man, forget it.
256
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,446
I'm--I'm going to sound
like a crazy person.
257
00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:34,786
Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You just--you seemed so--
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[stammers]
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Forgive me.
Okay, enjoy your wedding.
260
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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Points for almost asking.
262
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[bright piano music]
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Hey, babe.
264
00:12:51,977 --> 00:12:53,776
[laughs]
265
00:12:53,777 --> 00:12:55,246
So wait,
what was the thinking
266
00:12:55,247 --> 00:12:57,076
behind getting married
at an airport?
267
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,377
The DMV was booked?
268
00:13:00,817 --> 00:13:02,546
[clears throat]
269
00:13:02,547 --> 00:13:06,216
Look, um,
I need to say something.
270
00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:09,286
You know how I've said
that being with you
271
00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:13,296
has changed me,
and you've said that
272
00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:18,466
maybe I'm not being
totally honest with myself.
273
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,097
What are you trying to say?
274
00:13:20,107 --> 00:13:24,806
Mm, what do you think
I'm trying to say?
275
00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:27,006
Karen, I can't
say it for you.
276
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,176
[exhales]
277
00:13:28,177 --> 00:13:32,276
It's just so hard.
I just--
278
00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:35,786
I've realized that...
279
00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:38,686
I am...
280
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,017
[exhales]
281
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,517
[chuckles]
282
00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:45,856
Why can't I say the word?
Why can't I just say it?
283
00:13:45,857 --> 00:13:51,196
What--what is wrong with me?
Why am I so ashamed?
284
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:55,706
Why can't I just speak my truth
and be who I am?
285
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:56,867
Nikki...
286
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:57,867
[button clicks]
287
00:13:57,877 --> 00:13:59,306
I'm straight.
288
00:13:59,307 --> 00:14:01,437
[echoing]
I'm straight, I'm straight...
289
00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:04,107
I'm straight...I'm straight... I'm straight...
290
00:14:04,117 --> 00:14:06,516
There are children around!
291
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:09,117
[bright musical flourish]
292
00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:14,684
So, about to be married
at an airport.
293
00:14:14,685 --> 00:14:17,054
since Batman married Robin
294
00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:20,324
in that filthy cave.
295
00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:22,155
Look at it this way.
296
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,764
You waited for the right one.
You didn't settle.
297
00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:27,664
You didn't care about
the distance or the obstacles.
298
00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:30,535
And you're both really,
truly gay.
299
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,874
It's not like one of you
is gay and black
300
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,704
and the other one
is white, straight, and lost.
301
00:14:37,705 --> 00:14:40,914
["Here Comes The Bride"plays]
302
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♪ ♪
303
00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:55,755
Buddy, this is your moment.
Today, it's all about you.
304
00:14:55,765 --> 00:14:59,765
I have waited to hear you
say that for 30 years.
305
00:15:00,935 --> 00:15:03,764
If you hurt my Jackie,
306
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:07,274
I know someone
who will reach up inside you
307
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:10,474
and turn you inside out.
308
00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:11,874
[purrs]
309
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,545
No, not in the good way.
310
00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:19,385
Thank you.
311
00:15:20,955 --> 00:15:22,955
Gracias.
[coins rattle]
312
00:15:25,955 --> 00:15:28,955
Mi amor,
you look beautiful.
313
00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:31,624
I know.
314
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,764
Queerly beloved,
we are gathered here
315
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:38,804
under this extremely
harsh lighting
316
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:42,135
that I wouldn't wish
on my evil twin sister--
317
00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:45,474
she should rot in Hell--
318
00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:49,415
to unite these two "men"...
319
00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,584
In holy matrimony.
320
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,354
And now, I believe that
both Jack and Estefan
321
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:59,324
have prepared their own vows.
Jack?
322
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,994
Estefan, you know me
well enough to know
323
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:07,994
that I have prepared nothing.
324
00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:09,765
It's true, I know that.
325
00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:13,204
For months,
all I've ever talked about
326
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,134
was having the perfect wedding.
327
00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:18,504
I wanted it to be the greatest
moment of my life.
328
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:23,644
And now, standing here,
looking in your eyes...
329
00:16:23,645 --> 00:16:25,484
[exhales]
330
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,315
I know I got exactly
what I wanted.
331
00:16:30,385 --> 00:16:32,685
This is perfect.
332
00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:35,555
Flight 201to Dallas, Fort Worth,
333
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:38,695
has been moved to gate 63.
334
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:46,074
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335
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:58,414
Like I said, perfect.
336
00:16:58,415 --> 00:17:02,184
You are the love of my life.
337
00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,424
Te amo.
338
00:17:04,425 --> 00:17:07,524
Te amo siempre, Jack.
339
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:13,394
[off-key]
♪ Tu llenas mis sentidos ♪
340
00:17:13,395 --> 00:17:16,834
♪ Como una nocheen el bosque ♪
341
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,004
[nose honks]
342
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:25,774
♪ Like a mountain
in springtime ♪
343
00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:28,415
No, no, no.
344
00:17:33,915 --> 00:17:37,354
- It's going to be okay, McCoy.
- No, it's not.
345
00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:38,924
We're going to break up,
and I'm going to
346
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,894
have to go back
to dating underwear models
347
00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:46,794
and Bravo executives
and Italian soccer stars.
348
00:17:46,795 --> 00:17:50,595
It's going to be hell.
Ah, well, me too.
349
00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:54,134
What with all the
part-time piano teachers
350
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:57,444
and no-show Grindr dates.
351
00:17:57,445 --> 00:18:01,114
I--I totally get it.
352
00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:04,284
How do you keep a relationship
going from so far apart?
353
00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:07,784
- You can't.
- Unless...
354
00:18:07,785 --> 00:18:09,884
[Estefan continues
singing in Spanish]
355
00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:12,654
Unless what?
356
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:15,755
And now, do you, Jack,
take Estefan
357
00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:19,125
as your
lawfully-wedded husband?
358
00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:22,095
Maybe everything else
was not as I planned,
359
00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:24,404
but this moment is.
360
00:18:24,405 --> 00:18:26,604
All eyes are on me
as I say--
361
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:30,405
I will!
I will marry you, Will Truman!
362
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,174
[screaming] I knew it!
363
00:18:35,175 --> 00:18:37,114
I knew it!
364
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:40,314
Jack, Jack, Jack, you're
still getting married first.
365
00:18:40,315 --> 00:18:43,284
I'm dying inside.
366
00:18:43,285 --> 00:18:45,524
That helps.
Let's keep going.
367
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:49,494
[bright piano music]
368
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,824
That was the craziest,
most impulsive thing
369
00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:55,334
I have ever seen you do,
and I have never been prouder.
370
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,195
Yeah, yeah, it's weird,
because crazy and impulsive
371
00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:58,804
is usually your department.
372
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,334
Did we switch bodies
when we opened
373
00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:02,535
that book of magic spells?
374
00:19:02,545 --> 00:19:04,844
You inspired me, though.
375
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,305
I'm kind of thinking about
doing something
376
00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:09,814
crazy and impulsive myself.
377
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,314
Is it something
that has the chance
378
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:14,184
of making you
more than 60% happy?
379
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:16,515
It might.
380
00:19:16,525 --> 00:19:21,655
Well, then go.
Go get yourself some happy.
381
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:29,565
Smitty, this isn't like me,
but I'm happy for my friends.
382
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,234
I guess it makes me feel like
383
00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:36,735
maybe there's a chance
that I'll find love again.
384
00:19:36,745 --> 00:19:39,645
[laughs]
385
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:47,215
Mrs. Walker, you're hilarious.
386
00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:52,385
We have a boardingopportunity for passengers
387
00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:53,724
traveling flight 6150--
388
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,055
Ma'am are you boarding?
389
00:19:56,065 --> 00:19:59,525
I was just--um, uh,
waiting for someone.
390
00:19:59,535 --> 00:20:02,895
I guess it was crazy.
391
00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:05,164
Hold up.
Hold the gate.
392
00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:07,404
[bright music]
393
00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:10,235
Hi.
394
00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:12,074
Hi.
395
00:20:12,075 --> 00:20:14,414
Ooh, the first song
is husband and husband.
396
00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:18,344
Come on, let's dance.
Will!
397
00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:22,184
♪ ♪
398
00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:24,784
I was looking for you.
399
00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:27,554
Here I am.
400
00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:31,424
♪ Love is in the air ♪
401
00:20:31,425 --> 00:20:35,564
♪ Love is in the air ♪
402
00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:39,734
♪ Love is in the air ♪
403
00:20:39,735 --> 00:20:43,304
♪ Love is in the air ♪
404
00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:46,705
♪ Love is in the air ♪
404
00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:53,273
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