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"Will & Grace" is recorded in front of
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a live studio audience.
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Hey, check this out.
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I got it for the trip.
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It's called an Astro Pillow. So...
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You put it on like this,
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you put down your tray table, and...
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You can sleep like this. Isn't it cool?
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Grace, could you... could you help me?
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It's a little snug.
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Do it yourself. How else will you learn?
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Grace, I can't breathe!
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I'm Sandra Bullock in "Gravity"!
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You were going to let me die in there.
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I would never let you die.
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Then who would be around to criticize me?
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Okay, I'm sorry about the other night.
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I should never have said that
you can do better than Noah.
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So you don't think I can do better?
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To be clear, I shouldn't have said it.
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Oh, my God, you just can't help yourself.
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The guy bails on your
good friend's wedding, why?
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Because he's got a "buddy" in town?
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Hey, we are not doing this today.
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- It's Jack's wedding.
- All right, you're right.
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And Noah's friend
is only in for three days.
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- That is such a lame...
- No, not today.
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And the wedding is in Spain.
That's a big ask.
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- He made a commit...
- Not..today!
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Hi, Jack McFarland, BTB, bride to be.
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Um, is it possible to arrange
a surprise announcement
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from the pilot congratulating
me on my upcoming nip-shuls?
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Sorry, the flight's been delayed.
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- Bad weather in Spain.
- No, no, no.
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It can't be delayed. Check again.
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Do the thing where you do this.
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Okay.
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It's delayed.
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Well, she checked.
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Let me take a crack at this one, boys.
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If you can get this tin bird moving,
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I'll blow into your tubes
until you're fully inflated.
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- Karen, you're not a lesbian.
- Oh, really?
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Then why is my hot new lesbian girlfriend
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about to meet me here?
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There, I said it. She's black.
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Oh, look, the flight's no longer delayed.
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- Oh.
- Oh, thank God.
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It's cancelled.
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Wait, so the wedding's on hold.
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- Eh.
- How's Jack taking it?
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Why?
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So, look, I have something
big to tell you.
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- McCoy Whitman, is that you?
- Yeah.
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Ooh, can I get a picture with you?
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Yeah, sure thing.
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- All right.
- You want to check it?
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- They're always good.
- Oh.
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It looks like the network
is going to make me
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Chief London Correspondent.
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- That's your dream job!
- I know.
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- It's going to be so great.
- So why does it...
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Because I'd be living in London,
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and you'd be living here,
and we'd be so far apart!
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Hi, we're huge fans. Can we...
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- Of course. Yes.
- Oh, gosh!
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- What are we going to do?
- Well, we'll be okay.
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I mean, lots of couples make
the long-distance thing work.
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Name one.
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You can't!
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Um, that guy was in the picture, so do...
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- Let's take another.
- Oh, good!
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All right.
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Oh, I look bad in this one, too.
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Everyone looks bad next to him!
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Move it along.
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- Jack.
- Ohh...
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please tell me you found a way
for us to get to Spain.
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Oh, wouldn't that be nice? But no.
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We are getting married at midnight
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right here at gate 35A!
The nicest of the 35s.
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Papi, I know it's not Spain,
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but at least our wedding
will not be on a Tuesday.
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Oh, thank God.
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Because we wouldn't want
our wedding to be cursed
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by being forced to have it at an...
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oh, I don't know, an airport!
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What... what, do you want to have
our honeymoon in a men's room?
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Jack, that's where we had
our second date.
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Welcome to the pre-wedding cocktail hour.
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As you can all see, this is not
a castle on a hill in Spain.
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But Estefan did find
an airport White Castle.
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And this jar of Spanish olives
for the reception.
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So...
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yay.
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There will also be
no unicorn dessert station,
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no magical up-lighting.
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I mean, it's an airport. There's nothing.
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Who's going to perform the ceremony?
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That part is set. Estefan's tio, Alberto.
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He's a judge on "Spain's Got Talent."
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- Isn't he in Spain?
- Your point?
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Five, four, three, two...
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Excuse me.
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Oh, my God, I didn't even think of this.
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If Jack's getting married here,
Noah can come.
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- I'm going to call him.
- I have no opinion on that.
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I wasn't asking for your opinion.
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- Well, none was offered.
- None was requested.
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Nor was one forthcoming.
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Oh, go put your head condom back on.
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So I just got off
the phone with the network,
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and it turns out I didn't get the job.
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What, no! Darn it, those dummies.
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- It's okay if you're happy.
- I am, I'm sorry.
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But I'm thrilled for us.
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We both know the long-distance
thing never works.
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Yes, I agree, and that's why I told them
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thanks but no thanks.
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Wait, why did you thank them
for not giving you a job?
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Well, I was just being polite.
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You know how the Brits are.
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Tut-tut, spot of tea.
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On your marks, get set, bake!
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Okay, they... they offered me
the job, but I said no.
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Sweetie, you can't turn down
your dream job because of me.
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- I don't want to lose you.
- Well, if you stay,
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you'll end up resenting me.
I couldn't stand that.
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You got to call them back.
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I know.
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Another round, barkeep.
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- Hello, Mrs. Walker.
- Smitty?
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You work here, too?
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Because of all the death
and illness in my family,
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I have to work multiple jobs.
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Though I guess dancing
while Wall Street guys
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throw lit cigarettes at me, well,
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that's not really a job.
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Oh, Smitty. You are a treasure.
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If I wasn't a lesbian, I would kiss you.
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- I'm a lesbian now.
- You are?
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Oh, my gaydar must be going
the way of my hearing
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and... and my sense of smell,
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and... and my ability
to digest solid food.
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Smitty, you got to give a gal
a chance to breathe.
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Oh, it's just that
after my marriage ended,
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I didn't know who I was or what I wanted.
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And then, Nikki came along and told me.
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And now, I am exactly
who I'm supposed to be.
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I think.
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I don't know.
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Did you ever think
that maybe you're not gay?
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You're just lost.
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Wait a minute, that's not funny.
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Chardonnay, please.
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Noah's not coming.
We do not need to get into it.
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Ah.
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That is such a "you" thing to say.
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- Mm.
- Oh, now you're lecturing me?
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I get it, it's a bummer. He's a bummer.
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- Are you happy?
- Are you happy?
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I'm happy enough.
Noah is kind, and he loves me.
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You get to a point in your life
where you're lucky
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if you get 60% of what you want.
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- Grace...
- It's not sad.
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- It's a reality.
- Don't say that.
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- You...
- No, do not tell me
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that I could do better, because I can't.
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- I can't do better.
- Wow.
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I wish you could see yourself
the way I see you.
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Because if you did,
you'd know you deserve 100%
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of what you want.
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We have another problem.
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Than the one next door. We don't
have anybody to marry us.
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You big gay bitch!
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I just found out
that you're getting married,
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and you didn't invite me!
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I know, I'm so sorry. We totally forgot.
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That bothers me, Jack.
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If I wasn't on my way to Tampa
to marry my sister...
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Hey, you cannot marry your sister.
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In Florida, you can.
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I'm not marrying her, you dummies.
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I'm performing the ceremony.
I'm ordained.
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Wait, you can marry people?
Would you ever consider, like...
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All right, I'll do it for 75 bucks.
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- 25 bucks.
- 100.
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- 200.
- You got yourself a deal.
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Oh!
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- Oh, oh!
- Oh!
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- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm sorry, I just... I bit into the...
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- Gooey center?
- I call it the pearl.
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Oh, please, don't stop eating.
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That is the nicest thing
a guy has ever said to me.
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I find that kind of hard to believe.
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You know, I was going to get one of those
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sad little airport cookies,
but then, I thought
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"why settle for mediocrity
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when there is this
deliciousness out there?"
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Agreed.
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- Marcus.
- Grace.
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- Where you headed?
- Nowhere.
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My friend is getting married
here in the airport.
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Oh, that's where I want to get married.
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- Really?
- No.
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Just my indelicate way of telling you
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that I'm not married.
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- Smooth.
- Yeah.
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- Where you going?
- Uh, Italy.
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Yeah, then France, and then,
I don't know where.
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- Wow, that sounds amazing.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I just... I woke up one day,
and I thought...
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I don't know, you ever just
have one of those moments
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where you just...
you rethink your entire life?
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Constantly.
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How long you going away for?
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Mm, as long as it makes me happy.
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- Oh.
- And as long as I
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- can pass for a Canadian.
- I wish I could do that.
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Not the Canadian part. I'm too loud.
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The dropping everything
and just taking off thing.
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- Oh, then do it.
- Oh, I...
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I don't do stuff like that.
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What, something you want to
do when you want to do it?
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Don't make it sound reasonable.
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Look, sometimes, the things
we do without thinking,
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they end up being the best
things that we ever do.
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Really? Because I have a Bowflex
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and cargo pants that would say otherwise.
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Hey, you wouldn't want to... with...
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Oh... oh, man, forget it.
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I'm... I'm going to sound
like a crazy person.
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Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You just... you seemed so...
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Forgive me. Okay, enjoy your wedding.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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Points for almost asking.
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Hey, babe.
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So wait, what was the thinking
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behind getting married at an airport?
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The DMV was booked?
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Look, um, I need to say something.
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You know how I've said
that being with you
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has changed me, and you've said that
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maybe I'm not being
totally honest with myself.
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What are you trying to say?
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Mm, what do you think I'm trying to say?
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Karen, I can't say it for you.
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It's just so hard. I just...
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I've realized that...
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I am...
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Why can't I say the word?
Why can't I just say it?
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What... what is wrong with me?
Why am I so ashamed?
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Why can't I just speak my truth
and be who I am?
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Nikki...
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I'm straight.
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I'm straight, I'm straight...
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I'm straight...
I'm straight... I'm straight...
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There are children around!
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So, about to be married at an airport.
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Worst wedding since Batman married Robin
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in that filthy cave.
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Look at it this way.
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You waited for the right one.
You didn't settle.
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You didn't care about
the distance or the obstacles.
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And you're both really, truly gay.
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It's not like one of you is gay and black
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and the other one
is white, straight, and lost.
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Buddy, this is your moment.
Today, it's all about you.
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I have waited to hear you
say that for 30 years.
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If you hurt my Jackie,
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I know someone
who will reach up inside you
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and turn you inside out.
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No, not in the good way.
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Thank you.
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Gracias.
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Mi amor, you look beautiful.
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I know.
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Queerly beloved, we are gathered here
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under this extremely harsh lighting
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that I wouldn't wish
on my evil twin sister...
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she should rot in Hell...
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to unite these two "men"...
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In holy matrimony.
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And now, I believe that
both Jack and Estefan
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have prepared their own vows. Jack?
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Estefan, you know me well enough to know
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that I have prepared nothing.
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It's true, I know that.
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For months, all I've ever talked about
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was having the perfect wedding.
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I wanted it to be the greatest
moment of my life.
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And now, standing here,
looking in your eyes...
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I know I got exactly what I wanted.
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This is perfect.
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Flight 201 to Dallas, Fort Worth,
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has been moved to gate 63.
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Like I said, perfect.
300
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You are the love of my life.
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Te amo.
302
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Te amo siempre, Jack.
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♪ Tu llenas mis sentidos ♪
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♪ Como una noche en el bosque ♪
305
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♪ Like a mountain in springtime ♪
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No, no, no.
307
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- It's going to be okay, McCoy.
- No, it's not.
308
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We're going to break up, and I'm going to
309
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have to go back
to dating underwear models
310
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and Bravo executives
and Italian soccer stars.
311
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- It's going to be hell.
- Ah, well, me too.
312
00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:53,962
What with all the
part-time piano teachers
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and no-show Grindr dates.
314
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I... I totally get it.
315
00:18:00,938 --> 00:18:04,106
How do you keep a relationship
going from so far apart?
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- You can't.
- Unless...
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Unless what?
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And now, do you, Jack, take Estefan
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as your lawfully-wedded husband?
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Maybe everything else
was not as I planned,
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but this moment is.
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All eyes are on me as I say...
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I will! I will marry you, Will Truman!
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I knew it!
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I knew it!
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Jack, Jack, Jack, you're
still getting married first.
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I'm dying inside.
328
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That helps. Let's keep going.
329
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That was the craziest,
most impulsive thing
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I have ever seen you do,
and I have never been prouder.
331
00:18:55,159 --> 00:18:57,025
Yeah, yeah, it's weird,
because crazy and impulsive
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is usually your department.
333
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Did we switch bodies when we opened
334
00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,364
that book of magic spells?
335
00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:04,666
You inspired me, though.
336
00:19:04,668 --> 00:19:07,657
I'm kind of thinking about
doing something
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00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:09,621
crazy and impulsive myself.
338
00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:11,122
Is it something that has the chance
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00:19:11,124 --> 00:19:14,009
of making you more than 60% happy?
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00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:15,555
It might.
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00:19:16,346 --> 00:19:21,160
Well, then go. Go get
yourself some happy.
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00:19:24,524 --> 00:19:29,402
Smitty, this isn't like me,
but I'm happy for my friends.
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00:19:31,985 --> 00:19:33,518
I guess it makes me feel like
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maybe there's a chance
that I'll find love again.
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00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,352
Mrs. Walker, you're hilarious.
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We have a boarding
opportunity for passengers
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traveling flight 6150...
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00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,467
Ma'am are you boarding?
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I was just... um, uh,
waiting for someone.
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00:19:59,985 --> 00:20:01,601
I guess it was crazy.
351
00:20:03,378 --> 00:20:05,645
Hold up. Hold the gate.
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00:20:07,421 --> 00:20:08,482
Hi.
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00:20:10,257 --> 00:20:12,090
Hi.
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Ooh, the first song
is husband and husband.
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00:20:14,428 --> 00:20:18,363
Come on, let's dance. Will!
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I was looking for you.
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00:20:24,805 --> 00:20:26,417
Here I am.
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