All language subtitles for This Girl is Bad Ass 2011 ENG DUBBED XViD-sC0rp

THIS GIRL IS BADASS

Hey, what are you waiting for?
Time to work.

What time is it now?

Yes, thank you very much.
That's all right.

Time to work.
Deliver these packages.

Go.
Don't complain.

- How about...
- Shut up. Just go.

Quickly. Quickly.

- Work. Work.
- I know.

Thank you very much
for using our service.

Too much talking.
So annoying.

Hey, have you finished
signing it?

Who took off the saddle?
Bastard.

Damn it. What was pricked
was not my asshole.

- Jukkalan.
- Huh?

Go see Boss Seng.
He has a job for you.

- Okay.
- Good. Quickly.

Don't waste time writing.

Thank you, darling.

I wanted tea.
Bitch!

What did you bring for me?
You make me want to jump head first.

Left, harder.

Right, as hard as you can.

Yes, right.
Our gym is full of losers.

Lose today, lose tomorrow.
We lose every day, damn it.

You'd better take a dump
after each meal.

Harder.

Is this a boxing gym or a zoo?

Harder, yeah.

Follow me.

When did you pass me by?

Good.
You're here.

Take the stuff to Boss Guang.

Here's the stuff.

- And money?
- Hey.

Give her the money.

Here.

Money is delivered,
stuff is delivered.

I sure hope so.
Hey.

Hello?

What did you say?
You've got the stuff?

Okay, good.

Boss, the stuff is delivered.

- Nui.
- Sir?

- Bring me Roj.
- I'm here, boss.

- Bring me back the money.
- How many men should I bring with me?

She's just one girl.
Only ten men.

- Yes, boss.
- Oh!

- Wang! Hello there.
- Hi there.

- Another laundry service?
- Yes.

Have you got many clothes
to wash today?

Sort of. Do you need this soon?
If so, I'll try to get it done first.

It's okay. Just finish
the other customers first.

Noon, come help me
hold this, please.

- Hello, Uncle Wang.
- Hello, dear.

What's that?

Fabric softener
and detergent.

I've got them here.
You don't have to bother buying these.

I want to make it easy for you,
so I bought you more.

Many thanks.
Do you want to join our meal?

Oh, that's okay. I'm in a rush.
Got to go to open my shop.

- Right.
- I've got to go.

Good luck.

I want to buy some sweets.
Where's the vendor?

I'm here.

Sorry for being short, okay?

- How much do you want to buy?
- Twenty baht.

- Hand me the box.
- Why don't you pick it up?

I have short arms.

Here.

Pued, have you quit
the drugs?

Damn it.

Don't. Don't.

Don't do it.

Get away from here.
Go.

NONG OOD ENTERTAINMENT
Three copies for 100 baht here.

Choose it here, go ahead.
Every copy is HD.

I guarantee, but no refund.

It's in the theater this morning,
by the afternoon I get it here.

Wait right here.

Get out.

Why didn't you open the door?
Huh?

- Can't you open it?
- The door is locked from the outside.

- What car is locked from the outside?
- It really is locked from the outside.

Go... she's gone.

Follow me.

Go that way.
Follow me this way.

Hey, give me the money.

What money?

- You choose the hard way?
- Huh?

- You want to be beaten up?
- Huh?

Idiot, get up.
You worthless moron. Go.

Can't do anything.

Go.

You lost to a girl and a bike.
Go to hell.

Here it comes again.
Double jeopardy.

- My hat.
- Your hat.

Yes.
Your hat.

Oh, God.

- Uncle Wang?
- Hmm?

I'd like to ask you for advice
about Jukkalan.

Hmm?

- Uncle Wang?
- Hmm.

Do you think
Jukkalan will like me?

Hmm!

- Uncle Wang?
- Hmm?

Are you freaking
listening to me?

I mean,
are you listening to me?

Why do you ask me?
Why don't you talk to Jukkalan?

- I don't dare to.
- Why?

I'm afraid I'll get punched.

- Uncle Wang?
- Hmm?

Have you ever had
a girlfriend?

Yes.

But she passed away.

- How did she die?
- Cigarette.

Cigarette.

- Lung cancer?
- A cigarette truck hit her.

She didn't use
the pedestrian crossing.

I came to get advice on love.

Didn't expect to hear a sad story.

Don't you know
how to knock?

What if I was changing
my clothes?

Yeah.

I've seen you since your feet
were smaller than a shell.

I want to tell you something.

Be careful about your work.

What work?
What are you talking about?

Well, you know
what I'm talking about.

It's dangerous.

You might not get the chance
to use the money you make.

What are you talking about?
You're talking nonsense.

Don't pretend to not know
about it, Jukkalan.

I'm warning you because I love you.
Do you understand?

You are not my father.

Stop your grumbling.
It's annoying.

Annoying.

Like singing to an elephant.

The door!

- How did it go?
- All done, boss.

Good.
Give me the money.

No, boss.
I mean, we were all done by her.

Then you don't deserve
to live here.

Where do you want me
to live?

- In hell.
- Oh, in your heart?

What did you say?

"Heaven and hell are in your heart,"
Father Payom told me.

Take this.

"Heaven's in your heart.
Bullet's in your brain."

Cremate him
at Father Payom's temple.

And ask Father Payom
to preach for him.

- Oh, wow.
- Dead.

If I failed, I'd surely
be whacked like this.

Boss, I quit.

I will work for you
forever and ever.

Almost got myself killed, idiot.

Hey, more water.

I've looked at you this long
and you don't stop?

Gee, are you crazy?

Nothing to be worried about.

Okay.
I'll be waiting.

I'm at the office
with my wife.

You can stop by.

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm always here.

Yeah.
Okay. Okay.

I'm not in a hurry.
Okay.

Okay. See you then.

A good time to get a massage.

You're always ready.

Feels so good.
So good.

This is called facial relaxation.

Even your feet smell good.

You can do anything,
but don't let my eyebrows fall.

That would be unforgivable.

- Uncle Wang?
- Hmm?

- Do you think Jukkalan will like me?
- Hmm!

Do you think you can help me?

Let me ask you seriously, Duan.
Why are you so impressed with Jukkalan?

What makes you like her?

Don't bully a weaker person.

Duan, get up.

Since then, Jukkalan
has always been in my heart.

Damn it, you dog phlegm.

I'm not sure whether to call you
pitiful or pathetic.

You must have grown up
eating weeds. Idiot.

What's up, Reung?

- Oh.
- What do you want me to do?

Thanks for coming.

Go get the job
from Boss Piak Pakkred.

The paper has already decayed.

- The details are in here?
- Hmm.

Okay.

Let's go.

What kind of outfit is this?

- My office uniform.
- What about your dinner outfit?

More outrageous.
More than you can imagine.

- Must not wear anything.
- I'm not that daring.

PIAK PAKKRED SERVICE.
Okay, good.

You've done a good job today.
We can work with each other next time.

Hey, give me two packs
of the stuff.

Why don't you shit on my face?

- Don't you see my face?
- And don't you see my ass?

I see it every day.
But today it's in close range.

What are you upset about?
Has your period come?

Yeah.

Okay.

This one is for
Mr. Pheasant Plucker.

This one is for
Mr. Fig Plucker.

The same person, actually.
Let's repeat it.

- Whose is this?
- Pheasant Plucker.

- Whose is this?
- Fig Plucker.

- Say it faster.
- Pheasant Plucker.

- Fig Plucker.
- All right. Enough. Enough.

I don't want you to pluck
the wrong guy.

Okay, I'll take the stuff.
I'll deliver them to the Pluckers.

Good luck.

Let's go.

Hey.

I want to talk to you,
not you talking to me.

I'm not finished.

Don't screw up.
Go.

When did you get here?

Jeez.

Why do I have
so many pimples today?

Too many of them.

Jukkalan.

Damn it.
I can't even hit my hand.

What am I going to do?

Jukkalan,
you've asked for trouble.

- Soraya!
- Sir.

Come here!

Send your female assassins
to get my stuff back from Jukkalan.

- You understand?
- Yes, sir.

Hello.
Hey, you dirty bitch.

Can't you think
of anything to do today?

Hey.
Are you done with this?

I'm done.

Stop moving it.
It gives me a headache.

RUM RESTAURANT
AND BAKERY

Just say it.

I think we might use only two bars
on the solo part.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

- We can't go for four or eight.
- Hmm.

What do you think?

We can, but the little finger
stays there.

- Here?
- Yeah.

- What about the other fingers?
- Hey, is she your friend?

Yeah.

Just a minute.

What brings you here?

I've brought you cake
from your favorite bakery shop.

I happened to be going
that way.

Oh, you didn't have to buy that.

I just said the cake tasted good.
I didn't want to trouble you.

No bother at all.
I'm happy to do it.

- Thanks, then.
- You're welcome.

Okay, then.
I'll get back to practice.

All right.
Can you leave your heart with me?

Where were we?
Okay.

Pong, whose cake is that?

From a friend of mine.
Come on. Let's practice.

- Wang?
- Yes, sir.

I've heard some bad news
about your niece.

You should take
better care of her, okay?

Yes, Captain.

- Superintendent.
- Yes... Superintendent.

- That's all I want to tell you.
- Yes, sir. Your movies.

Thanks.
I'm leaving now.

Good, sir.
No reason to stay, sir.

See, I put all my heart into it.

I know she'll like it.

- Do you think she'll like it or not?
- Like.

- She'll like me?
- The cake.

The cake looks better than you.

- He's kidding.
- I'm serious.

Is she coming today?

If she knows you're here,
she won't come.

Yes, I think you should
make it look better.

- The cake?
- Your face.

- He's kidding again.
- I'm serious.

This is the second time.

Don't think of it that way.

Look at my face.

And look at my beautiful wife.
See?

I'm saying that for an ugly person
like you, there's hope.

- Hopeful?
- Hopeless.

- You're kidding again.
- I'm not.

He really has an ugly face.

I feel guilty
when you say things like this.

Your mother
should feel guilty too.

I think your mom actually
raised the placenta.

The real you
is still inside the womb.

Don't look at me like that.
I'm just trying to make you relax.

Don't worry about getting a girl.
I have a secret formula.

Good.
A winning smile right there.

- A lot better than Uncle Wang.
- Leave him alone.

He's an old man.

You're a special person, Reung.

Look at how my wife looks.
Perfect from head to toe.

See you at the same place.

It's so hot.

Which one?

Today's Sunday.
We're closed on Sundays.

We're not here for a delivery.
We want our stuff back.

What stuff?

That's the wrong answer.
No good.

Listen, Jukkalan.

You're busted!

You're going to return everything
you stole from Boss Piak Pakkred.

Give me some time.
About a month.

I'll give you seven days.

- Fifteen days.
- Seven days.

- Ten days.
- I said seven days.

I'm not selling vegetables, bitch.

Seven days is from Monday
to Sunday, you know?

Keep that in your head.

If you can't do it,
we'll send you to hell.

Bitch.
We're serious this time.

No fooling around.
Enough.

Being with you
is like going to a carnival.

Let's go.

Seven days, bitch.
Seven days.

My cake.

I don't mind if you don't like it
or if you don't eat it,

but why did you have to do this?

Duan!
Wait. Duan!

Where is he rushing off to?

Oh, damn.

My office.

As messed up as mashed potatoes.

Too bad there's no fried chicken.
Coleslaw would be nice too.

Jukkalan.

- What's wrong, Duan?
- Nothing.

He made a cake for Jukkalan.

Not only didn't she eat it,
she trampled it, Uncle Wang.

It's really pathetic.

Listen to me.

Jukkalan is a sucker for sweet words.
You can try my poem.

I guarantee you,
you'll surely get laid.

If not, I'll let you
step on my face.

- Let me do it first.
- Not so fast.

Listen to this.

"Master Chalermchai
rides on a Mustang.

Bank of Clash Band
rides on a Thunderbird.

Sek Loso
follows in a Porsche.

But me, I ride my heart
to find you!"

How about that?

"'I' have something to offer.

'Love' is delivered unquestionably.

'You' are the only one for me.

'I Love You' indefinitely, evermore!"

It's up to you.
You choose the one you like.

- "A forest of love..."
- That's enough, Naew. Enough.

- Yes, Uncle Wang.
- Yes, that's enough.

Yes.

- Uncle Wang.
- What?

Why is Ood's shop closed today?

CLOSED INDEFINITELY
Ood's shop? He got arrested yesterday.

Serves him right.
What a blabbermouth.

The Ministry of Commerce
issued a new law.

Anyone who sells pirated CDs
or any pirated products

will be fined up to 10 million baht
and serve five years in prison.

That's good.
Filmmakers will be encouraged.

The music industry
can get back on track,

because the thieves
will not dare to copy.

Yes.

Faking United.

You're speaking like you're
frustrated.

I'm not frustrated.
A guy like me works legally.

I sell only authorized products.
I pay my taxes.

I hate thieves who steal
other people's ideas.

They don't... what is it called?

- "It's a holy shit."
- That's right.

- Translation?
- I don't know.

Shit.
I better close my shop.

I've got a headache
talking to you.

Are you okay?

Hey, help me close the shop,
you moron.

- Hold the bottom, you cat bowel.
- Yes, Uncle Wang.

Don't let my
authorized VCDs fall.

I'll pick them up.

Mok. Let me tell you frankly
without turning left or right.

Straightforward.

Before you try to find a boyfriend,

look at yourself in the mirror

to see whether you deserve me.

The fried bananas
that you give me every day,

I never touch them.

Stop chasing me.

Mok.

I'm going to back away from you.

Go.
Naew.

Duan.

Hey, what's wrong,
Mok Mok?

Only one Mok.

Uncle Wang, help me.

I'm not Ann Landers, okay?

I'm not Hugh Hefner either,

though I wish I were.

It's Duan.

He told me
to look at myself in the mirror.

Let me ask you.
What is so bad about me?

Oh, Mok.

I don't know where to start.

I think it must be what you did
in your past life.

Your bad karma has caught up to you.
Have you made any merit lately?

Not lately.

Try to make some merit
so that your life might improve.

Or you might go to the temple
and offer some firewood.

- Firewood, this much.
- How much?

Higher than your head.
Offer the firewood, and pray.

Pray and light up
the firewood.

When the firewood is lit,
you can jump into the fire.

Burn yourself. Get reborn
so everything might be better.

Uncle Wang.

Are you okay, Jukkalan?

I'm okay.

Who are they?

Boss Piak Pakkred.

They want the stuff back
in seven days.

How are we going to find it
for them?

It's all right.
Let me talk to him.

- Hey, Noon.
- Hello, Uncle Wang.

Hi. Didn't your mom
pick you up?

No. Today we've got an event
at the school, so we finished earlier.

Oh, all right.
Come on, then. I'll give you a ride.

- Get on.
- Thank you.

Quick, let's go.

- So what's the event?
- I don't know.

- And your mom is at home?
- Yes.

Shall we stop
for an ice cream?

Thank you.

Here you are.

Uncle Wang. If you like my mom,
why don't you tell her?

You've been playing around,
wasting time.

You are quite old, you know.

Eat it up so we can go home soon.
Your mom is worried.

Is it that my mom is worried
or you're worried about her?

That's enough now.

- How much?
- 150, sir.

Damn pricey.

Now you're home.
Don't forget to do your homework.

- Thank you, Uncle Wang.
- See you later.

Uncle Wang,
don't forget what I told you.

- What?
- Love won't wait. The clock is ticking.

Bye!

Kids these days,
they know too much.

Let me ask you.
Who gave it to you?

My good looks?

The permission to follow me.

Uncle Wang.
He wants me to help you.

It's good that he's with us
so he can help us with little things.

Give him a chance.

Before long, I'm going to
have to sell my house

so I can go away.

Where are you going?
To see your dad?

Just one time... just once,
can you not ask?

It's good that he knows
everything about you.

- Because in the future...
- Naew.

Check, please.

Wow, Naew. You're too good.
You gave 5,000 to a beggar?

That's my dad.

Your dad?

Hey, Daddy!

I told you for a long time,
don't do this! Stay at home!

Naew!

You ungrateful son.

This is your dad's
part-time job. Go.

If he were my dad,
I would be so proud of him.

So proud, my ass.

You make me feel sad.

Make me cry all the time.

This is just an installment.
What about the other 30,000?

I don't have it.
This is all I've got.

If you don't have it, then why
did you take the loan from us?

I don't have enough.
That's why I took it.

I know. If you don't have enough to pay
it back, don't take the loan from us.

I've been vouching for you
with my boss too many times.

I did it for you, Fai.
Do you know that?

All right,

I'll take your dryer and refrigerator
and we're done here. Okay?

- How can I make a living?
- That's your business.

How much more do you need?

Oh, Wang,
30,000 to go, bro.

It's okay. I'll pay it.
Come get it from me this evening.

Wow, Wang is the sponsor now.

The way you look,
you need money to get a woman.

Ugly face like yours.

This evening, right?
30,000 baht at your place?

Sepa, let's go.

Why did you take the loan from them?
You know their interest rate is high.

I needed the money.

Why didn't you let me know?

You've helped us so many times,
I didn't want to bother you.

Wang!

Wee!

You don't have to be polite.

If you need my help again,
just let me know.

Noon, I bought you clothes
and snacks.

Mom...

was Dad kind like Uncle Wang?

Yes, he was. Their habits
and everything are the same.

Then why don't you let him
be my dad?

Wang, you're on time.

There you go.
30,000 baht.

Wow, you're so cool, man.

Ugly dude like you
can afford a woman?

Thanks.
Let's go, Sepa.

- Where?
- Just follow me.

Let's ignite the firecracker.

Wang!

Wee! Wee!
Who did this to you?

Wee!
Don't leave me! Wee!

Please wake up!
Wee!

Look at me!
What will happen now?

Are you stealing again?

No, I want to pay you back.

Then why didn't you let me know
when you took it?

- Just borrowing.
- This isn't borrowing, it's stealing.

Are you hitting on a girl?
You're having an affair, aren't you?

Do you know if she has a child
and a husband?

Her husband might be out of town.
Be careful.

He might come to shoot you one day.
The Five Precepts, code 3.

Do you know that?
Kame, Kame...

You've been lecturing everyone
but yourself.

You want the money?
Take it. Take it all and give it to her.

Don't you have
your own place to stay?

Sitting there like a watchdog.

Do you want to get soaked
with some hot water?

- What have I done?
- Go away!

Wang.

- You're singing your own theme music?
- I'm keeping the budget low for you.

I'll also do CG
to erase your head.

What business
do you have with me?

You dare to ask
what business I have with you?

I must want to buy a few of your
authorized VCDs, son of a bitch.

- Take care.
- Wang!

I'll sing some more
theme music...

before you die.

Stay right there
or I'll blow a hole in your gut.

Not only will your guts be blown,
you'll shit in your pants too.

Duan.
Take Uncle Wang.

Don't move.

You can live
for another day, Wang.

But I'll be back to sing
the song of death for you.

Thank you very much.

Sit down, Uncle Wang.
A chair is for sitting down on.

Who did you upset this time
to come after you with a gun?

None of your business.
It's my problem.

You had to know my business,
but I'm not allowed to know yours?

If I didn't get there in time,
he would've put a few bullets in you.

This is just like you.
That's why your wife killed herself.

Jukkalan. Jukkalan.
Damn it.

Uncle Wang.

Make your mind a cucumber.

What are you talking about?

- Cool as a cucumber.
- Did you ask me?

Did you ask whether
I wanted to joke around with you?

Son of a bitch.

Wang.

Happy birthday, Wang.

- Is today your birthday?
- Hmm.

I'll be back.

You didn't know?

- Happy birthday.
- Thank you so much.

Only you remembered
my birthday.

I remember everything.

You are 53 this year.

You're as old as the late
Yodrak Salakjai.

Did I say something wrong?

Who designed
this costume for you?

Young L'Oriche.

- Where is he from?
- Don't ask any further questions.

Coming up with this name
is hard enough.

Have you worn it to the market?

Would you dare to go
walking with me?

Jukkalan.

Uncle Wang's wife didn't kill herself.

She died from cigarettes.

Even though Uncle Wang
is not your real father,

he has raised you
since you were a child.

He is just like a dad to you.

Today is his birthday too.

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday, Happy birthday...

Happy birthday to you.

Jukkalan.
Is that really you?

Right.
What did you do to your face?

- Why? Am I beautiful?
- Do you have to ask?

- Oh.
- What kind of dress are you wearing?

It's Duan. I didn't want to wear it,
but he insisted.

I feel so cramped in this thing.

- Is this my wife's dress?
- Yes. Reung.

I knew it.
I think I've seen it before.

Hmm.
It does look good on you.

I'm wearing it for you.
Let's blow out the candles.

Hold on.

- Have you made your wish?
- I have.

Hold on.

- What did you wish for?
- Well...

I wished for your understanding.
That's all I want.

Hold on.

I'm sorry.

I've never been upset with you.

Even though I don't have a child,
I love you as if you were one of my own.

- Hold on.
- That's enough.

Let me blow the candles.

You're 53 this year.
As old as a dead singer.

What power.

Blows out all the candles
in one blow.

Okay, time to eat.

- Come on.
- Who gets the first piece?

- Give it to Jukkalan.
- Let his favorite niece have it.

Very nice.
Only half of it.

- Take it. Take this one.
- Only half.

- How many more? Two?
- Yes.

Okay. All right.

Enjoy your cake.
I'm not going to eat it.

Shit.
This is minced pork.

- I'll eat it now.
- Go ahead and enjoy it.

- You don't want any?
- It's okay.

- You can eat it.
- It's not a cake, it's baby food.

I'm not a baby.
You don't want it? It's good.

Holy Father.

Really.

- Every year is like this.
- Really yummy.

Duan.
Naew, eat it.

Jukkalan.

- Jukkalan.
- What is it?

Have you ever had something
you want to tell someone,

but you're too shy to do it?

Yeah. But normally
I wouldn't keep it to myself.

It would be frustrating.

Like if I were in love with someone,
I'd surely tell him.

I think you should definitely
tell that person.

- Do you know how to cook?
- Yeah, I do. Why? You hungry?

I want to learn how to cook.
Can you teach me?

- You want me to teach you to cook?
- Hmm.

I can do it. Let's go to my house.
Come on.

- I can teach you today. Let's go.
- We can do it some other day.

Why not today?
I'm free today.

Let's go to my house.
Come on.

Just push it down.
Like this.

Try it.

- How do I do it?
- Go over there.

Not like that.
You're holding the knife wrong.

Wrong way. This way.

Watch your fingers.
You'll get cut. You'll get cut that way.

Hold it. Okay. Now cut it.
No, too big. Smaller.

- Is this right?
- Right.

Just push it down.

- Are you going to cut the spring onion?
- What?

- Are you going to cut the spring onion?
- Oh, yes.

Take the root off first.

Reung.

You and I have been doing business
for a long time.

But your girl has sucked my stuff.

Hmm, I didn't.

Don't deny it.
You've sucked my stuff.

You mean she has
sucked in your stuff.

Suck in or just suck... no difference.
My stuff is gone.

Well, you know nowadays
the police are smart.

Give me some more time.

Okay.
I'll give you seven more days.

If you can't return all of the stuff,
I'll cut off your favorite body part.

Kill me instead.

See?
You love yours.

What about mine?
Mine!

You have
only seven more days.

What you've given me today
will be considered as interest.

Seven days only.

All right. Let's go.

Hey. Hey. You bastards.
Do you see the damn way?

Boss.
We've never sucked your stuff.

Well, do you want to?

That's enough, bastard.
Always ask me to sing a song.

Ask me several times a day.

You think I have a beautiful voice,
do you?

It's true, but consider the time.

Just a few thousand.
I'll give it back in two days.

It's not about the money.

I've been ordered
to beat you to death.

Okay.

To return this much in only three days
is considered a good job.

But it's still not all of it.
You have four days left.

Everything must be returned.

No problem.
A promise is a promise.

- Good.
- Then I'll leave.

You can go.

Keep watching.

- Yeah. Boss?
- What?

- This guy fights well.
- Good.

He will fight the main match
next time.

Boss.
Jukkalan has embezzled our stuff.

Not only that,
she delivered it to Piak Pakkred.

What do we do, boss?

We can't let her live.

Don't mess up this job.

If there's any progress,
report it to me immediately.

Yes, sir.

- I made it myself.
- What is it?

Pumpkin soup.

You want to try?

On your mouth.

No. Come on.

I'll show you. Like this.

Watch me.
The D chord.

Hey...

- Look.
- Okay.

- Look at the chord.
- Okay.

Do you see?

Come on.
Look at the chord.

Okay.

This is D.

This is G... hey.

- Hey.
- Jukkalan.

You're here just in time.
I'm getting hungry.

- What do you have today?
- A lot of things that you like.

- What is it?
- I think...

your friend Pong is a little weird.

Is there anyone who's weirder than you?
How is he weird?

He seems to like other men.

Oh, wow.

Not only that you are bad-Iooking,
but you also have a bad mouth.

Let me ask you something.
When you were born,

did your feet come out first, huh,
or did you come out sideways?

Did you eat the placenta
when you were in the womb?

That's enough.
It's none of your business.

Try to look after yourself first.
How annoying.

Just like what Apaporn
Nakornswan sings...

"I'm upset. I'm upset.
I'm upset."

Got the complete set
of recordings.

I'm beginning to wonder
if I'm really human.

She's here, boss.

What is it that you
had to call me urgently?

I have a big job for you.
Can you handle it?

It depends...

whether the money
is good enough.

Money is not an issue.
It's always ready.

Just tell me whenever
the stuff is ready, then.

- Okay.
- Bye.

That's a big job.

Are you sure you can do it?

I'm going to need help
from the kids.

If you can't make it,
what are we going to do?

Just believe me this time.
I guarantee you.

We'll make it.

It's up to you.

What a pathetic dresser I am.

- Who else are you seeing?
- No one.

Jukkalan.

Is this what you wanted
to tell me?

Is it, Pong?

Yes.

Why didn't you tell me
you liked elephant fighting?

Jukkalan.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Enjoy your elephant fighting.

Be gentle on your trunks.

Hey. Hurry.
Go after them.

I got it. I'm going in.
Go.

Shit.
The cops have moved.

Lan Naew. Lan Naew.
The pig has moved. Go to Plan B.

The pig has moved.
Go to Plan B.

Got it.
Go to Plan B.

Hey, guys. Plan B.
Let's go.

Back up.
Hurry up.

I think you've followed
the wrong guys, Officer.

Find anything?
Anything?

I'm here to ride for exercise,
Officer.

- Did you find anything?
- Nothing, sir.

There you go.
You can't find anything.

Officer, I can sue you.

Yummy fried bananas.

There you go.

Hurry in, hurry out.
Future of the country.

You'd better take a shower.
You look like you're wearing a necklace.

Okay. Got it.

Tell me the place.
I'll go pick it up.

Okay.

Hey, get ready, everyone.

My life is always around
your stinky feet.

Let's see how long
you want to play.

Shit, you bitch.
Now I'm half man, half stinky foot.

They can't tell whether
this is a face or a foot.

What an honor to be photographed
with a foot.

Bitch.
You've ruined my image.

Put it here.

Open it.

- It's good, boss.
- Very good.

Can anyone laugh for me?

Enough.

- Why didn't you laugh?
- He was faster.

All right.
I'd like to thank you all.

This time I don't have money,
I have something else for you.

- Reung.
- I know.

Boss, over there.

What's wrong with your ears?

Boss Piak.

Seng is trying to take your stuff.

Seng, you dare
to challenge me, huh?

This stuff is mine, Piak.

Didn't you say
we are two different rivers?

Damn it, don't ask me now.
Look at the situation.

- Give me back my stuff.
- I don't have it.

You cheater.

You all want to die together
in a group?

Let's spit.

- "Split."
- Yeah, spit and split.

Go... spit and split.
Move.

Piak.

- Seng.
- So?

Let's find a smart way to fight
so we don't have to shed our blood.

What's your smart way?

I've killed two from the same side.
I'm the best.

Why don't you
come along quietly?

Why are you smiling?

You smile like you're happy
to see your wife.

The reason why I smile
is because you look like my wife

who I rescued
from a whorehouse.

- Your wife is a whore?
- Shut up.

Don't you dare say bad things about her.
Even if she is a whore, she works hard.

How much does she make
each time?

Depends on the guest's generosity,
bitch. She's not your buddy.

Do you want to die?
Put down the gun.

I won't.

Hey, that's enough for this spot.

He's done.

Wang.

Prepare to die, you bastards.

Shit.

Damn it, Wang.

You should have never
come back.

I told you. I'll be back
to sing the song of death for you.

Today, both you and your niece
will go to hell together.

Hey...

drop the gun,
or I'll blow your brains out.

Well, what a shame.
I should have a flower for your corpse.

It's all right.
Take this instead.

Surround this warehouse.
Block the entrances and exits.

How are we getting in, then?

Unblock the entrances.

Go.

Move it. Walk.

You're so smart, huh?
Bastard.

So smart that we got arrested.

We're going to prison together.

- Why are you sitting here?
- I don't know.

- I thought you wanted me to drive.
- Go sit in the back.

Get in.

There are six suspects being sent.

Hey, bald man,
why are you struggling?

Go.

- Wang.
- Yes, sir.

Thank you very much
for your cooperation.

All of you here,
I'll make you witnesses.

Jukkalan.

Quit it, okay?
I'll arrest you next time.

What are you looking at me for?

What is it, Duan?
Do you want to sing?

Uncle Wang.

This is really my father?

Sure.

MR. SUANG MUANG YOS
Born Feb 24, 1957 - Died Oct 30, 1987

How did he die?

Wang.

- Wong.
- Get away.

What was my dad like?

From what I could tell,
he was stupid.

Really stupid.

How about Mom?

Three days after she gave birth to you,
she remarried.

Her womb hadn't had a rest.
Must have hurt a lot.

There are three people
who love and care about you.

One person has died.
Another one is me.

Who's the other one?

Let's go.

Heartbroken
even thinking about it.

Goodbye, Dad.

Uncle Wang,
may I call you Dad?

Actually, they're quite right
for each other.

They are.
What about us?

Keep trying a little bit more.

Yes!

Now that's something
to keep me going.

Hey.

What is this?
The shoot is over?

Hey, is that it?
It's finished?

Yes, it's done.

Oh, you're telling me
the filming is done?

What is wrong
with you, Mum?

Are you still my friend?

The film is done, but the audience
has no clue I'm in it.

The audience doesn't know
I play in this film.

What is it with
this face covering?

See..."Hello, I'm Nong."
Can anyone see me?

You see!
They hurry back already.

The film is done,
but nobody knows that I'm here.

"Hi, I'm Nong Cha Cha Cha." See?

What did you bring me here for, Mum?
Covering my face like this!

Action.

Can you knock?

Did you forget "changing my clothes"?

Oh!
I'm very sorry.

- What about Mom?
- Three days after she gave birth,

she remarried.
Her womb hadn't had a rest.

Must have hurt a lot.

Do you know
if she has a child and wife?

Her husband might be out of town.

A child and a husband.

30,000 to go, bro.

- Are you okay?
- Okay?

What? I'm sorry.

30,000 to go, bro.

It's okay. I'll pay it.

Come get it from me this evening.
No, I'm not okay like you.

How did she die?

Cigarette.

Lung cancer?

A cigarette truck.
A truck? Shi...!