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JOHNNY: Oh, Moira, kids...
this is so unnecessary.
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What is it?
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It's a gift from us to your father.
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Okay. Yeah, I rather not
attach my name to a gift
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that I had no hand in selecting.
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Oh, God.
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Oh my God.
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Where did you find this, honey?
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Well, Moira told me it was
down at the post office,
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- so I...
- I was talking to my wife.
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The Van Housens found
it in their storage room
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and thought that we should have it.
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(shocked gasps)
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Who's the lady in the back?
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It's Moira.
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Flattering.
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It's a family portrait, Roland.
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Oh... you...
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- you all look like cartoons.
- Wow.
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It's so weird, I don't even
remember posing for this.
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Because you didn't.
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You were in rehab when we sat for this.
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I wasn't in rehab,
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I was at rehab visiting Stavros.
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Oh, that's right.
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We had your face painted
on the body of my assistant.
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Hm. That's why you look so good.
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(fake chuckle)
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Well, I love it.
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Let's get this inside.
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- David.
- Huh? What?
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20 bucks, I'll give
you a hand taking it in.
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- Oh yeah. David.
- What?!
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- 30 bucks and I'll help you in with it.
- Mm, right. David!
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I don't know what! What? What? What?
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What do you want?
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40 buck and I'll help you in with in.
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I can keep going up.
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Can play this game all day, pal.
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Sync & Corrections by PetaG
www.addic7ed.com
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I can't tell if this room
is just very, very small,
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or if the portrait is very, very big.
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Well, I think it's quite
possible both are true.
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(sighs) Do you think the
Van Housens had it enlarged?
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No, Th-this is the actual size.
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Remember, Reiner wanted
to paint it twice as big.
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Oh, look at it, John.
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Well, don't worry, we'll...
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we'll find a place for it.
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Ah, you know, we can...
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take things off a wall, or... mm...
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rearrange some furniture.
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Maybe move some wigs.
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Oh John, I know how nostalgic
you still get for the old days,
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and I just wanted to do
something thoughtful for you.
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Oh, Moira, this portrait is a wonderful
reminder of your generous spirit
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and the...
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enormous strength of this family.
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Aw...
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(hammering outside)
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Um, is that your juice?
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Ah, no. Technically,
I think it's our juice,
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ah, because you just
took it from the fridge
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and didn't pay for it so...
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Mm-hm. Um...
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It's just that I don't normally
share beverages with people.
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Really. That is shocking news.
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Yeah. Yeah. Fortunately, um, you
look like you have a clean mouth so...
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Sorry. A clean mouth?
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Yeah. Some people have
nice, clean mouths,
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and some people have sloppy mouths.
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I see. (chuckles)
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So, hey, I was thinking about
our, ah, our launch party,
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and I think we should
take out like a full page
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in the local news, and just make it a...
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make it a thing, you know.
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Mm... um...
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Well, do you not think
people are gonna show?
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No, no. I do. I just think if
we're going big, let's go big.
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Yeah. 'Cause um, 'cause I was thinking
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what if we did like a soft launch.
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Um, and you know, just test the
store out on a small group of people.
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Did like an exclusive VIP
guest list, and offered,
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you know, a friends and
family discount as incentive.
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Ha, now it's sounding like you
don't think people will show.
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No, I do.
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I do think, um, that people will come.
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It's just, you know, I look to like...
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Gwyneth who soft-launched
the 'goop' newsletter
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and now it's a thriving lifestyle
publication slash empire, and...
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I have no idea what you're
talking about, but it's up to you.
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Ah, either way you do need
to call the electrician
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to hang these lights that were
supposed to be up a week ago.
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Yeah. Yeah. I was waiting
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I was waiting for a call back from him.
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- Mm.
- But you know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna follow up.
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Sure.
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Can I have my juice back, please?
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No. You have a sloppy mouth.
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Hey, did Mrs. Syzlak call?
She's late for her appointment.
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Um yeah. She cancelled.
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She said that her cat is better.
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She doesn't have a cat.
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Okay. Sorry, who am I thinking of?
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Um, somebody isn't coming in today
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and someone's cat is better.
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Oh, and someone's
something may be worse...
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Is everything okay?
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You usually take down the messages,
even if you forget to give them to me.
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It's just that my grades
are being posted today
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so I'm just kind of
avoiding the computer.
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Oh. O-o-okay.
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Well, that's not really an option
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so how about I'll just look for you.
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No, it's okay, I can do it.
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It's just that if I fail I
may need the afternoon off.
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Also not an option,
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but I will be here for
you if it's bad news.
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Oh my God, Ted.
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- I passed!
- Really?
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Yeah. I got a 60 and a 65!
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No, Alexis, those are
the class averages.
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You got a 63 and a 68!
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Oh my God!
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- (happy laughter)
- (excited squealing)
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Ju... Well... uh... congrats.
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Um. Thank you.
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Um, I'm just gonna, um...
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I'm just gonna call Mrs. Syzlak,
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and just make sure that
her cat's doing okay.
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It's Mrs. Syzlak and
she doesn't have a cat,
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but you should call her
back. and I, in the mean time,
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will go to get back to... work-o.
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- Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm.
- (disconnected phone beeping)
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Hmm... 'Kay.
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Hi, so I wanted to talk
to you about... Oh my God.
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Yeah. I know. We're still
looking for a place to hang it.
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Did it grow?
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Can we cover it with something or...?
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I tried. Sheets aren't big enough.
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Can we help you, David?
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Uh, yes.
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Actually I wanted you
to be the first to know
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that Patrick and I will be
launching the store this Friday.
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- (gasps) Ooh!
- Oh great news!
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- A grand opening.
- Mm.
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Hm. We've doing more of a soft launch.
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- I don't like the sound of that.
- Why?
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It's actually a very
effective business strategy.
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And it's always better to go under.
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- Go under?
- No.
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David, if the business is
foundering it's best to tell us now.
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No! When it comes to expectations
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it's always to go under than over.
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Yeah, I don't know if that's true, son.
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Every Rose video we
opened had fireworks.
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Day or night. People love pizazz.
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Okay, well, this is gonna
be the opposite of that.
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We're inviting a select group of VIP's,
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and offering a 25 percent
friends and family discount.
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- Well, that sounds meek.
- Okay.
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Friends are getting the same discount
as family? That doesn't sound right.
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Well, that's what we're doing.
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Well, what if your mother and I
go in and buy something together?
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Does that mean we get
a 50 percent discount?
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Why would you wanna spend
less money at my store?
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David, we are happy to support this
modest little vigil you're hosting
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but to hand out discounts
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before the store has even birthed
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it sounds a tad defeatist.
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I hope you don't mind if I
keep this information to myself.
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I don't want you to share the news.
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The smaller the better.
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Oh, rarely has that been
a recipe for success.
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I'm really glad I came in here.
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- We love you!
- Keep reaching, son!
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(light knock)
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Hello.
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Um, I called Mrs. Syzlak,
and sorted it all out.
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She will be in tomorrow.
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So, I'm just gonna go back to my desk,
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which is where I work.
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Uh, we should talk about the kiss.
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Definitely.
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Personally, I don't think
it was that a big deal.
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Yeah. Neither do I.
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We're adults. We should be allowed to
have an adult kiss from time to time.
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- Totally. An adult kiss.
- Yes!
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Like when parents kiss their
friends... ju... on the mouth.
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Yes. Like kissing your parents.
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That's exactly what I was gonna say.
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Yeah. I mean, we're friends so...
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Agreed. (chuckles)
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Oh! Here's something,
speaking of friend stuff,
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um... David is doing this
friends and family discount
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for his store opening.
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And I know that you love discounts,
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so, I was thinking that
maybe we could go...
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- Yeah. That sounds... yeah.
- As friends.
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I would go as family, and
you would go as friends...
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of the family.
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Well, I do love discounts. (chuckles)
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In fact they had to delete
Groupon from my phone last week,
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just 'cause three vacuums
is enough... vacuums.
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Yeah. Cool. Okay.
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So um...
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back to work-o.
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- Watch out! Oh.
- (light thud) Oh! Ow.
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♪
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- Oh my God.
- Isn't it something?
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Huh? (chuckles)
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I always felt something
was missing in here
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and then it occurred to me that...
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a lot of family-run businesses
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hang a portrait of the
family in the workplace.
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Oh. Well, that reminds me,
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I've been meaning to have my
family portrait airlifted in...
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Well, I know it's a
little arresting at first,
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but I think with time
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you won't even know it's here.
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Mm... I don't think that's gonna happen.
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You don't look very happy in this.
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Well, it wasn't the style to look happy.
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The motivation was to look successful.
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You know this used to hang in
the great hall of our house.
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Oh, now this seems a little
understated for a great hall.
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I'd look at it every morning.
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The family often wasn't
all together back then,
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but, uh, I could look at
this and there we were.
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Well, you guys are together,
like, all the time now,
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so, who needs this,
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- right?
- Well, that's true.
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But, this happens to be one
of the only possessions that...
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wasn't sold off.
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Really? You'd think
there'd be more of a market
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for oversized paintings
of other people's families.
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Why does it seem like Mrs.
Roses eyes are... following me?
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Oh, she paid extra for that.
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- TWYLA: Here you go.
- _
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- Two tuna melts.
- Oh. I didn't order tuna melts,
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- but I don't have time to...
- Oh, by the way, I hope you don't mind,
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but I told a few people
about your big store opening.
248
00:10:47,171 --> 00:10:48,888
Big store opening?
249
00:10:48,894 --> 00:10:51,062
Isn't it a friends and family sale.
250
00:10:51,488 --> 00:10:52,774
Yes.
251
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:58,269
Which is why you would
be invited as a friend.
252
00:10:58,274 --> 00:11:02,158
- Um, who told you about our little...
- David,
253
00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,493
just the guy I wanted to see.
254
00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:07,568
Listen, uh, Gwen wanted me to ask you
255
00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:10,794
Er, if... if we both have
plus-ones for the opening,
256
00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:13,700
or do we have to be
each other's plus-ones.
257
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,207
Who's Gwen?
258
00:11:15,214 --> 00:11:18,596
(laughs)
259
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,253
That's very funny.
260
00:11:20,259 --> 00:11:23,527
Oh, my mother's boyfriend
wanted to bring his secretary.
261
00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:25,019
He did?
262
00:11:26,025 --> 00:11:28,230
Why not. Um, I'm gonna go.
263
00:11:28,236 --> 00:11:31,532
But I'm really glad
that someone told you....
264
00:11:31,538 --> 00:11:35,125
um... and Bob... and Gwen.
265
00:11:36,923 --> 00:11:38,664
(car rumbles)
266
00:11:38,671 --> 00:11:40,534
(footsteps thud)
267
00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:41,934
(door creaks open)
268
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,072
Uh...
269
00:11:45,057 --> 00:11:47,942
how many people did
you tell about Friday?
270
00:11:47,947 --> 00:11:50,033
Just the names on my
pre-approved list. Why?
271
00:11:50,278 --> 00:11:52,831
Uh, because I have been
approached by a lot of people
272
00:11:52,836 --> 00:11:54,869
who are not on the pre-approved list.
273
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:58,337
Well, you know, sometimes when you
tell everyone that it's exclusive,
274
00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:00,243
then everybody just wants in.
275
00:12:00,249 --> 00:12:01,932
Like how many people
are we talking about?
276
00:12:01,937 --> 00:12:05,759
Uh, I don't know. Twyla's
whole family. So, like, 75?
277
00:12:05,764 --> 00:12:06,884
(inhaling whistle)
278
00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:09,205
- Should've ordered more food and wine.
- Uh...
279
00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:11,585
Well, looks like this soft
launch is firming up a bit, huh.
280
00:12:11,591 --> 00:12:13,238
But it's not supposed to be firm.
281
00:12:13,244 --> 00:12:16,113
Well, with this many people it's
definitely at least semi-firm.
282
00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:18,120
Okay. Well, as long
as it doesn't get hard.
283
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:21,442
And that's something, that's
what I just said to you, so...
284
00:12:26,648 --> 00:12:27,847
What...?
285
00:12:27,946 --> 00:12:31,282
(quietly excited laughter and chatter)
286
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,553
Oh my God.
287
00:12:35,594 --> 00:12:37,994
Hey, back of the line, bro!
288
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,673
Hey! No cutting!
289
00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,164
'Scuse me, this is
my store. Who are you?
290
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:44,586
I'm Darleen's cousin.
Who the fuck are you?
291
00:12:44,592 --> 00:12:46,394
My God. Ah...
292
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,076
That kind of language, folks,
293
00:12:48,082 --> 00:12:51,283
will not be tolerated
at Rose Apothecary.
294
00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:52,750
Thank you.
295
00:12:53,336 --> 00:12:55,298
- This is a safe place.
- _
296
00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:57,445
(doors creak open and shut)
297
00:12:57,451 --> 00:13:00,697
Uh, so I was just verbally assaulted
298
00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:04,446
by a very off-brand
customer in line outside.
299
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:07,796
Well, David, I have
really underestimated you.
300
00:13:07,802 --> 00:13:09,243
How so?
301
00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:11,037
Who knew you had so many friends,
302
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:12,532
or, uh, family members,
303
00:13:12,538 --> 00:13:14,533
- for that matter.
- Okay. What do we do?
304
00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:18,452
- I for one blame Gwyneth. Um...
- David, relax.
305
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,913
It's going to be fine.
306
00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:24,166
Oh my God, the lights! I
didn't call the electrician.
307
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,442
- (light clicks on)
- Do...
308
00:13:25,484 --> 00:13:27,788
Watched a lot of YouTube tutorials.
309
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,504
This is very impressive.
310
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,072
Well, there is a good chance
I didn't wire that properly,
311
00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:35,980
so that's why I also got the
insurance that you forgot to get.
312
00:13:35,985 --> 00:13:39,173
M'kay. Um, there's only so
much that I can do in a day.
313
00:13:39,179 --> 00:13:41,033
- Mm.
- So... um...
314
00:13:41,783 --> 00:13:43,610
Are we ready to do this?
315
00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:44,931
Open the doors.
316
00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:46,136
Okay...
317
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,889
(clears throat then whispers) Softly.
318
00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:53,100
Okay.
319
00:13:53,889 --> 00:13:56,519
_
320
00:13:56,524 --> 00:13:58,558
(loud hum of chatter)
321
00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:00,548
(jazz music plays)
322
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,782
Find everything okay?
323
00:14:03,788 --> 00:14:05,187
(door creaks open)
324
00:14:05,193 --> 00:14:06,542
(loud hum of chatter)
325
00:14:06,548 --> 00:14:08,092
- (jazz music plays)
- _
326
00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:09,679
(cash register beeping)
327
00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:11,123
JOHN: Wow.
328
00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:12,424
Wow.
329
00:14:12,613 --> 00:14:14,615
David did all this?
330
00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:17,044
I can't believe it.
331
00:14:17,225 --> 00:14:21,506
He's managed to create, in this
town, something truly winsome.
332
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,004
I would shop here, John.
333
00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:27,129
Even without a nagging
sense of obligation.
334
00:14:27,697 --> 00:14:30,921
And look at... look at
the labels on everything.
335
00:14:30,922 --> 00:14:33,783
- (Moira gasps)
- 'Rose Apothecary.'
336
00:14:34,254 --> 00:14:38,245
The Rose name on another
plucky young business.
337
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,360
We should go congratulate him.
338
00:14:41,524 --> 00:14:42,948
We should but...
339
00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:45,335
our son is very hard at work.
340
00:14:51,782 --> 00:14:53,716
Doing it. Here you go.
341
00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:56,409
And the scarf. Is this
*** wearing it, is it?
342
00:14:56,971 --> 00:14:59,620
So um, this says foot cream on it.
343
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,549
What happens if I use it on my hand?
344
00:15:01,556 --> 00:15:05,261
Um, I'm pretty sure your
hands are gonna be fine.
345
00:15:05,268 --> 00:15:07,110
Okay, and it's like 50 percent off
346
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,400
if Jocelyn and I both
buy it at the same time?
347
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,879
Um, n-no. Have you
been talking to my dad
348
00:15:11,885 --> 00:15:14,682
- about the discount?
- Roly, you can bargain later.
349
00:15:14,687 --> 00:15:17,352
Um, David, I need to
ask ya a little question
350
00:15:17,359 --> 00:15:19,860
about this baggy of Joshua tree tea?
351
00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:22,375
- Sure.
- Is it drugs?
352
00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:26,631
Uh, no. It's loose leaf tea.
353
00:15:26,638 --> 00:15:29,524
Okay. Because it smells exactly like...
354
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:33,222
Oh, come on! Ah, wow!
355
00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,959
Geez, I didn't realize
this place was a front.
356
00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,465
It's not a front.
357
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:41,563
That is a tea that Mr. Hockley makes
out of a greenhouse on his farm.
358
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:44,337
And now that I've said it out
loud, I might have to double check.
359
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,879
Hmm. Well, honey, why don't we, um,
grab a few bags of Mr. Hockley's...
360
00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:51,384
- tea. (laughs)
- Go get 'em. I love tea. (laughs)
361
00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:53,994
ROLY: Yeah, I'm a big tea drinker now.
362
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,312
Started drinking tea in high school.
363
00:15:57,327 --> 00:15:59,626
(birds chirp)
364
00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:01,874
Cedar dragon. (spritzes)
365
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:05,091
(sniffs) Hm. That's
different. What do you think?
366
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:10,195
Um.... mm. Mm, yeah, you
know? Um, I don't know.
367
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,008
I mean, it's nice but
I also, I don't know.
368
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,832
I think you should probably get it
369
00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:16,937
or not, whatever...
370
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,150
Oh! Look who's here!
371
00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:21,017
Alexis and...
372
00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:22,746
- Ted.
- Oh, Ted.
373
00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:24,988
Good to see you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose.
374
00:16:24,994 --> 00:16:27,937
I take it that Alexis
has told you the big news?
375
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,908
- Big news?
- ALEXIS: Um...
376
00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:32,014
well, it wasn't that big a deal,
377
00:16:32,019 --> 00:16:34,734
but the other day at work
Ted and I went to hug...
378
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:38,730
No, ah, actually I was talking
about you passing your exams.
379
00:16:38,735 --> 00:16:41,801
Honey! You passed!
380
00:16:41,807 --> 00:16:43,309
- (laughing)
- Oh!
381
00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:47,225
Alexis, what a delightful surprise!
382
00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:48,693
Not that I'm surprised.
383
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,307
I had nothing but doubts...
384
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,123
No doubts. That you could do this.
385
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:56,005
Well, I'm just glad to be done.
386
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,765
♪
387
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:03,732
- Well, it's been quite the day, Moira.
- Mm-hm.
388
00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:07,388
You know, I had an idea about
what to do with the portrait.
389
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:11,623
Oh, it's still there,
waiting for us. Isn't it?
390
00:17:11,628 --> 00:17:13,916
I was thinking, to save space,
391
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:15,964
we could cut our faces out
392
00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:19,509
and make four smaller,
individual portraits.
393
00:17:20,009 --> 00:17:21,413
We could...
394
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,500
here's another thought:
395
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,109
we bid it farewell.
396
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,625
Are you kidding?
397
00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:32,832
Doesn't fit, John.
398
00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:34,925
And I don't just mean literally.
399
00:17:36,036 --> 00:17:38,125
We aren't those people anymore.
400
00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:40,698
We are, but we aren't.
401
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,259
You know, you might be right.
402
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,237
It's funny when I look
at that portrait now,
403
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:47,068
I find myself wondering...
404
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:49,830
Were we really that happy back then?
405
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,351
- Yes.
- We were.
406
00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:54,835
Oh, deliriously happy.
407
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,978
Oh, and I miss that beach house.
408
00:17:56,983 --> 00:18:00,576
Oh my God, I still dream that
we wake up in our old bed.
409
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,893
- Nothing's changed.
- No.
410
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,830
No. We can't go down that road, Moira.
411
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:09,912
We have to focus on what we do have.
412
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:13,826
No?
413
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:15,704
Yes.
414
00:18:16,615 --> 00:18:17,816
Yes.
415
00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:21,961
(car rumbles)
416
00:18:27,118 --> 00:18:29,609
Ah, hey, I... Alexis? I, um...
417
00:18:29,615 --> 00:18:32,211
Oh, right. You were going that way.
418
00:18:32,218 --> 00:18:35,900
Ah, no, no. I want to say, that
I got you a little something
419
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:37,391
for passing your exams.
420
00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:38,681
Oh.
421
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:44,819
Oh, Ted! You picked up a stick.
422
00:18:44,826 --> 00:18:48,556
Uh, no, it's a... it's a
pencil shaped like a twig.
423
00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:50,118
I got it at the store.
424
00:18:50,249 --> 00:18:52,268
Wasn't that was sneaky of you.
425
00:18:52,273 --> 00:18:55,867
I will definitely try to use this.
426
00:18:55,874 --> 00:18:57,865
It looks very delicate.
427
00:18:57,872 --> 00:19:00,162
Yeah, it's a lot more
expensive than I thought, too.
428
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,396
I hate it when they don't
put price tags on things.
429
00:19:03,566 --> 00:19:04,993
Thank you, Ted.
430
00:19:09,644 --> 00:19:11,670
Oh, no...
431
00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:13,284
I didn't... I didn't mean.
432
00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:14,781
That was supposed to be like, um...
433
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:17,166
like a thank you adult kiss.
434
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:21,258
Yeah, the thing is... I think,
um, maybe we should just avoid...
435
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,073
kisses for a while.
436
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,508
Even adult ones.
437
00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:26,752
Of course.
438
00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:30,013
Probably better if we just adult hug
439
00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:32,605
and adult work together.
440
00:19:33,099 --> 00:19:34,910
I totally get that.
441
00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:36,184
Okay.
442
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,904
Great.
443
00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:41,175
Adult high five?
444
00:19:43,096 --> 00:19:44,369
Yeah.
445
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:53,618
- ♪
- (David sighs)
446
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,799
(light Jazz song plays)
447
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,328
Well, this was a success.
448
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,238
I would say so. Yeah.
449
00:20:00,243 --> 00:20:02,432
Although, you know, we'd
be, ah, 25 percent richer
450
00:20:02,439 --> 00:20:03,746
If we just done a hard launch.
451
00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:05,230
But hey, I'm just a numbers guy.
452
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:08,238
Mm-hm. Um, but had we
not done the soft launch
453
00:20:08,243 --> 00:20:10,855
we wouldn't have lured all those people.
454
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,644
Mm. Well, you know, the best thing is
455
00:20:12,651 --> 00:20:15,952
that we never have to talk about it
again because we've officially open.
456
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,555
That is true.
457
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,297
Congratulations, man.
458
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,070
Congratulations to you.
459
00:20:25,402 --> 00:20:26,988
(lights flicker)
460
00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:32,311
- I can fix that. Kinda liking...
- Okay. Yeah. I was just gonna
461
00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:34,762
say that that might need fixing.
462
00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:38,724
Well, it fits here.
463
00:20:39,144 --> 00:20:41,752
I wonder what else the
Van Housens took from us.
464
00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:44,813
Don't waste your time thinking
about those human vultures.
465
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,942
I think they did us a favour.
466
00:20:47,297 --> 00:20:51,682
They sent us a reminder that it's
not always good to hold onto the past.
467
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,039
Speak for yourself, I look super cute.
468
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:56,003
Okay, that's not
actually your body though.
469
00:20:56,009 --> 00:20:58,074
Um, okay, but it's my face, David.
470
00:20:58,079 --> 00:20:59,773
Okay, let's go.
471
00:21:02,239 --> 00:21:04,529
There's something really weird
happening with mom's eyes.
472
00:21:04,536 --> 00:21:06,545
It's like they're following me.
473
00:21:06,923 --> 00:21:08,806
- Oh, they are.
- Oh God.
474
00:21:08,811 --> 00:21:10,212
(chuckles)
475
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:20,570
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