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[Kang Dong Goo (9)]

The directors are weird.

He won't have to come for the second audition.

[Suddenly, one day...]

He's uglizing.

[...people didn't think I was cute anymore]

...a cute kid growing up to be ugly.

Oh, like Harry Potter?

Yeah.

[Kang Min Goo (19)]

Min Goo.

What are you doing?

Just attack!

[Suddenly, one day...]

[...my dream started to drift away]

Geez!

I think I'll poop.

[Koo Gwang Soo (39)]

Anyway, let's do rehearsals thoroughly.

I'm worried.

[Suddenly, one day...]

[...I had a life crisis]

No. 9!

Cut!

Move the cameras!

[Kang Jin Goo (29)]

[Suddenly, one day...]

[...I was the main character of a sad love story]

Suddenly, one day...

...I was suffering from my "plus 9" fate.

When did it start to go wrong?

[Episode 2. Suddenly, one day...]

Ok, Dong Goo.

Here you go.

We're not vegetarians.

Can we get a fried egg at least?

Hey, you have high blood pressure.

Here.

Eat your dandelion leaves.

It's good for diarrhea.

Have the cabbage juice too later.

I can't play sports on veggies only!

Your diarrhea has to stop to play again!

It wasn't diarrhea!

It was irritable... whatever.

You're skipping breakfast?

I have no appetite.

Bye.

What's with him?

Hey, Gwang Soo!

Ramen from the crack of dawn?

Your BP medication is useless!

You love salty foods!

Min Goo.

Get away.

You want to dribble diarrhea again?

You're grossing me out.

Get your act together.

Geez.

Other people eat pork belly for breakfast.

You blockhead.

Get married and ask your wife to cook it.

You're a 39-year old bachelor.

Stop complaining.

That's enough.

What did I say?

Work is useless.

Your family is the only thing worth anything in the end.

Just get ready for a blind date.

You won't do Music Camp anymore?

He was moved to Sponge or whatever.

They still air Sponge?

People watch that?

I always watch that.

Can farts really catch on fire?

Curious, eh?

Shall we try it?

In the bathroom?

No.

They just moved in.

What is this at the crack of dawn?

Dong Goo, come on.

Harder.

That's it.

Good job!

Pump-a-rum!

Pump-a-rum!

Good job!

Great parenting.

Be quiet! You're louder!

Hello.

Hi.

There are some things we can't believe...

...even though we see it with our own eyes.

Actually...

...we might just not want to believe it.

Jin Goo. Smile.

Why?

Come on, I need to check something.

- No. - Please.

Smile.

Why?

Happy?

It's right.

What?

If you have a big smile...

...that makes your eyes small...

...you're a player, apparently.

It's you, alright.

Funny.

What?

What's with the long face?

Something going on?

No.

[Shh! Just butt out of our love lives]

I wonder when...

...they became a couple.

[About office romances]

[Rule #1. Get together often using work as an excuse]

[2. Cell phone checking time is simultaneous]

Hello?

[3. Leave work stations shortly apart from each other]

Then what's with the chocolate?

It's nothing.

Isn't making chocolate difficult?

You make it?

I was bored.

I ate half of it while I was making it.

It was a healthy food with nuts.

I enjoyed it.

Sure.

Me too.

Thanks, Se Young.

Thank you.

Sure.

[4. Treat all male colleagues like a lover in order to avoid suspicion]

You must be a good cook.

You could say that.

Most of my love life was...

...a romantic comedy.

But it feels like it'll be...

...a sad love story from now on.

[Popular band Trashist bares all]

Mr. Kang.

- Hey, Jong Min. - Hi.

Are you ok?

Why?

Those garbageheads or whatever...

...jingled their ding-dongs live.

It's nothing.

Isn't it a big issue?

Nah, things like that happen.

Where do you work now?

Oh...

Sponge.

I thought it ended. Didn't they cancel that?

I'm just helping for a while.

- Just a few months. - I see.

Mr. Kang!

- Hello. - Long time no see.

I really enjoyed last week's show.

I always monitor Music Camp.

All the directors are good...

...but you're definitely the best.

Your cutting skills are amazing.

My guys would kill...

...to be on your stage.

- Please help me out. - What's with you?

Didn't you watch the show?

He was jingling his stuff.

- It was a big accident. - Stop it.

I'll get going. See you around.

Why'd you...

39...

I should be settled down by now.

But I'm going through a second puberty.

Yes...

Yes.

Mr. Koo.

Please fix this item.

Ok, it's weak.

Come on, I think it's funny.

- Shall I show you? - I saw it.

Do it.

- I did it yesterday too. - Do it properly!

Ok...

The viewers sent it.

If you rub your ears, you won't be tickled.

I'll show you.

I'm not tickled.

Alright.

This was from another viewer.

If you bow low 10 times, it'll help when you're cold.

1, 2, 3...

4...

- This is better. - 5...

Uh, what about this?

You won't need to pee if you rub your philtrum... like this.

Amazing, it's working.

That's enough.

Anything else?

I found something interesting.

Frogs fall asleep when you rub their bellies.

- Funny, eh? - Why would you want to do that?

Wouldn't you just leave them alone?

The animal rights' advocates will get mad.

I'll look for something.

Mr. Koo.

If you keep rejecting the ideas...

...we can't do this week's show!

The recording is 2 days from now.

You need to choose something...

...so we can proceed.

- Mr. Koo! - Yes.

Keep searching, we'll have another meeting tonight.

What are we supposed to do?

I can't do this anymore!

Be patient.

Geez.

You hate it that much?

You just started Sponge.

I was going to work hard during this break.

- It's just too childish. - Variety shows are like that.

Stop acting cool.

- Sir! - Yes.

Which will be...

...funnier for our skit?

- This or this? - Geez.

We'll make the faces funny, of course.

You must have a choice.

Shall we do both?

- Let's do that. - Both?

- Ok. - You got to go strong.

Ok, strong.

So...

...how's this?

- How's that? - Nice.

- Na Rae. - Yes?

- I'll show you. - Oh.

Like this.

You got to go strong.

Wild.

- Wild? - That way they'll crack up.

Like a guy.

- When I'm a girl? - Mm-hmm.

- How's that? - The worst.

That's really good.

It's strong.

Thank you.

Thank you.

- Thank you. - Sure.

This is what I do, dude.

- Why'd we even go to college? - We producers are lucky.

Hyun Chul studied for the exam like us.

He never got a job.

Now he's selling mats.

Well.

You've worked 10 years without marriage. You're no better off.

It happened in a blink of an eye.

Take a break.

Devoting your life to work is useless.

I just want to work with music.

That was good enough for me.

Oh, right.

Hold on.

Where is it?

Here it is.

What is it?

- Telefairy? - You don't know.

She's popular in the industry.

Stop sighing, will you?

Give her a call.

You're curious if you'll get married this year.

You're crazy.

She's really big.

She can tell just by listening to your voice.

No way. How can she tell just by your voice?

I'm not kidding.

Young Suk...

He did "Grandpas Over Flowers" after calling her.

He was originally going to do a rural show with idols.

Then this woman told him to go with the grandpas.

That's how he made it.

Crayon Pop.

She told them they'd succeed with helmets.

Jumping.

Doesn't it give you goosebumps?

Forget it.

You don't care, do you?

Just try it. Who knows?

You go ahead.

Anyway, I'll send you her number.

Just try it.

Ask her when you're getting married.

- Buy me steak if it works out. - Forget it.

Barley?

- Rice. - Rice?

Got you!

Let's see how good it is.

Hey, mommy will show you magic this time.

Watch carefully.

Look.

Not funny, eh?

Ok.

Play.

Auntie will do it.

Barley, barley, rice.

Shall I see how good it is?

She's comfortable around you unlike with others.

You're the type that guys love.

You're pretty...

...great personality...

Come on, guys love girls like you.

Perky with a great body.

You're the queen bee of our company.

Yeah, right.

Be honest.

You have a boyfriend?

You do.

I don't.

Are you dating someone at work?

You're getting a lot of texts.

You're secretly dating someone?

No, ma'am.

You like anyone?

Geez, no.

You like someone, don't you?

No.

I notice these things quickly.

Come on, you like someone.

Hey.

Really?

Who is it?

Someone I know, eh?

I don't like anyone, ok?

What boyfriend?

Geez.

I said no.

Got you!

Cute, isn't she?

The special summer plan is...

..."A" for activity...

..."A" for adventure...

It'll be a different...

...strategy from other companies.

So it's entitled, "2A."

It's a good idea.

Traveling is all about experience and healing these days.

Sightseeing is important, but...

...I think actual experiences and...

...content to meet people are key.

But we need some attractions.

Koreans...

...still travel to take pictures.

That's a stereotype.

What?

People don't go to the Eiffel Tower...

...to take pictures anymore.

I think we should develop...

...products involving people like Se Young said.

Like Mr. Kim said earlier...

...once the travel site is on TV...

...it will become so popular.

Everyone's going to the Ukraine after...

..."Grandpas Over Flowers" aired.

You mean Croatia.

I know!

Croatia!

CroCop!

Anyway...

...let's get in touch with a TV show.

- Ok? - Yes, sir.

Submit your proposals by the end of this month.

Jin Goo.

Yes?

Let's have a talk.

You work so hard.

You're honest too.

You must be disappointed that I've never given you credit.

Huh?

You're so honest.

That's why you were so blunt on your superior evaluation.

You should tell me complaints to my face.

How dare you give me an F behind my back?

I thought that was confidential...

Yeah, it should be confidential till you die.

I was going to put up with it.

But do you have something against me?

No...

I was so mad...

...I asked HR who it was.

Thanks to you, I won't be promoted this time.

- I'm sorry. - No need to apologize.

Just keep living an honest life.

I'll be very honest...

...when I deal with you in the future.

Looking forward to it.

29...

My work and...

...love life are really a mess.

[Written Apology]

Life isn't easy.

It was hard covering for you.

You know, I'm a show producer.

I can't do programs like Sponge.

You'll get used to it!

You can do it.

This is too much.

I dedicated all my youth to Music Camp.

- I made one single mistake. - So...

...why'd you cast that garbage?

You should've gone with idols.

I like idol star music too.

But...

...what are we?

- We should introduce various genres! - Well.

What a wonderful music critic!

I need to do a music show.

- Sponge really doesn't suit me... - Hey!

It's the chief's order!

Sponge is important in its category.

Don't mess up this time.

Ok?

Ok?

Ok?

[Kim Young Hoon]

[Telefairy]

Hey... she's really big.

She can tell just by listening to your voice.

Young Suk...

He did "Grandpas Over Flowers" after calling her.

Hello?

Is this...

...Telefairy?

Yes, I am.

Uh...

So embarrassing!

Huh?

Weren't you embarrassed big time recently?

The naked guy was running about.

Yes.

Geez.

Your "plus 9" life will be hard this year.

You have to be extra careful.

Uh, who said so?

My husband did.

That you shouldn't be too ambitious.

Just do your job well.

Ok?

Hold on.

Anything else?

But...

...when will I get married?

Married?

Let's see.

Oh...

- Geez. - What?

I don't see anything new.

There's nothing new in store for you.

What do you mean?

It could mean a relationship...

... with someone you already know.

If you want to get married...

...search among your exes.

Huh?

Ok.

Hello?

[Wire $30 to Gyeongsang Bank 14532-10-78244]

What the...

What is it?

You said you wouldn't do it.

Give it back.

- Give it back! - Ha.

What'd she say?

You look so shocked.

She's no good.

She's a con artist.

So you won't have any new relationships at all.

There's nothing to lose, search for her.

Search my foot. It's absurd.

- I should just report her. - You'll make it with an ex.

Then you should find her. It could be true.

I want steak if you find love.

Stop asking for steak.

Who did you date?

Hye Ryeong, Min Jung...

Oh, she's married...

...to another guy.

And Yu Ri?

Oh, she's studying abroad...

...with another guy.

And... right!

Your first love in college, Min Gyeong!

She was so pretty.

Who?

Min Gyeong!

Her long hair was so hot.

I'm sure she's married.

Who else was there?

Oh, Joo Da In!

I thought you two would tie the knot.

Who do you honestly miss the most?

- Da In? - I don't know.

I'll look into it if you're embarrassed.

I'm not interested.

It'd be great if you make it with Min Gyeong.

Her hair was just so...

Min Goo!

You saw the doctor?

- Yes. - What did he say?

It's irritable bowel syndrome.

It should move regularly.

But since you're nervous...

...it leaks uncontrollably.

Some marathoners poop while they run.

- So... - I'm about to tell you.

So be patient.

This kind of impatience...

...causes this syndrome.

You need to cure your mentality first.

Go like this.

It's right here...

...you press slowly.

Come on, you want to dribble again?

Press hard.

That's it.

Do it often.

Whenever you have time.

Just forget about it.

The disqualification...

...might be a good opportunity for you.

Yes.

Louder!

Yes!

19 is not a youthful age.

It's a chaotic age...

...physically and emotionally.

Hurry up and eat it.

You're not eating it?

You, have it.

You still have diarrhea?

Don't worry about it.

It's because you worry too much.

- What if you become like Asada Mao? - What?

She's good with rehearsals.

But she always falls in the game.

It's because she's so nervous.

It'll be hilarious when you leak during a match.

You jerk.

Are you my friend?

Think it's funny?

Today's convenience store dish.

What's that?

Cookie salmon cheese.

Huh?

Place the chocolate cookies.

Top them with cheese.

Add the salmon.

- Then nuke it. - Awesome!

Try some.

Min Goo.

You should eat well when you're worried.

I'm good.

OMG.

You should quit judo and go to cooking school.

Bye.

Where you going?

What if the coach asks for you?

Say you don't know where I am.

You going to the arcade karaoke room?

No, man.

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What can I do? ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ dare ♪

♪ To like her... ♪

I need...

...a breakthrough.

Where are we going?

Oh, starting today...

...you're going to acting school.

Acting school?

Where Baek Ji goes?

Right.

Why should I go there?

It's for bad actors.

I'm a celeb.

It's embarrassing for me!

Dong Goo?

We should focus on your acting skills...

...rather than your face, right now.

You should make it big like Yoo Seung Ho.

It's embarrassing for me!

}How do you do facial expressions?

Make big expressions and actions.

Ok?

Ok.

Who wants to go first?

Ji Won.

You're excited!

Yay!

You're sulky.

Good job.

Ok, Ji Hwan?

You're bashful.

Arrogant.

Good job.

Ok, let's add dialogues.

Jang Gyeong.

You're mad.

I'll beat you up.

Nice.

Ok, Dong Goo.

You're holding Baek Ji's hand.

- He's my boyfriend. - Really?

Yes, we've been together for 3 years.

You're embarrassing me.

You go, Dong Goo.

You can read the script since it's your first time.

Beg your grandma to buy you fried chicken.

Ok. Go.

Grand... ma.

Grand... ma.

Fried chicken.

Fried chicken...

Good... job.

Take that...

...and practice more with your mom.

Let's practice now.

Ok!

Where you going?

Let go.

Why?

Let go!

Why are you so irritable these days?

I'm a celeb!

The kids are watching.

You've changed.

Mom's right.

Something weird is happening to our family.

Let's go.

Oh, yeah.

Take care of this first.

Nothing much.

Last year's complaints from our clients.

Email each of them a reply.

Don't copy/paste.

Write it with sincerity...

...as if it's handwritten.

Ok?

Ok.

Impress the clients.

Finish it up quickly.

It's only 100 clients.

Shall I help him?

You must have nothing to do.

He can do it.

He's witty too.

- And really honest, right? - Right.

Your blazer looks like a chessboard.

I'll get going.

Bye.

Come on, you like someone.

I don't like anyone, ok?

[Se Young]

What?

Finishing up?

Soon.

Did you do something wrong to Mr. Jo?

- No. - Really?

It looked suspicious.

I was worried.

- Did you have dinner? - I'm not like you.

I can skip a meal or two.

An empty stomach isn't good for you.

Then bring me a lunchbox!

No way, I'm not your girlfriend!

Oh, right, open my left drawer.

There are some snacks.

Huh?

Hold on.

Where?

The bottom.

There's a cup ramen.

Wait!

That's mine.

What the...

The middle one.

There's one sausage.

Only one?

That's my favorite.

Forget it, I don't want it.

Jin Goo.

- Just eat fried chicken. - Fried chicken?

You have it in your drawer?

- Yup. - Where?

Behind you.

What's that?

Aren't you glad?

It's good.

Yes, you're really enjoying it.

Eat up.

I'm eating.

You, eat up.

Why are you so late? Lots of people?

Mm-hmm.

He has fussy taste.

I waited 30 minutes for this.

You got a lot done?

Yeah, I'm almost done.

Isn't their chicken good?

We went to Jongno and...

- ...was reminded of you. - It's good.

But Se Young ate more than you like a piglet.

Never mind, eat up.

Good?

It's good.

You, eat too.

Mr. Jo really read that?

Wasn't that supposed to be confidential?

I gave him an F too.

Why's he only picking on Jin Goo?

Hey. You didn't do anything wrong.

Keep your chin up.

He's a psycho.

It was a secret evaluation.

Shall I tell on him?

Forget it.

Don't worry.

If he torments you with that, we'll get him.

The piglets can all go at him.

- Who are the piglets? - Who are the piglets?

Who else?

Ma Se Young, Park Jae Bum and Kang Jin Goo.

What the...

It's ok.

I thought he was in deep trouble.

Eat up.

Eat up.

Don't worry.

We always ate fried chicken in school.

I wonder if it's still there.

Where they had the thick skin.

- No. 1 chicken? - Yup.

Man, we went there all the time.

It's that good?

- Shall we go there now? - Hey.

It was good chicken.

And the owner always gave us credit.

We always ate there on credit...

...and paid him with our part-time pay.

We loved him.

We were so poor then.

You suffered so much then.

This is nothing.

- What? - I got a huge loan...

...to start a venture with him. It flopped.

What kind of venture?

- Idea products. - Oh my.

They were ahead of their time.

Korea needs innovation.

What kind of products?

Cell phone autocharger.

More, more!

Done?

Done!

- Done? - Yay, done!

It charges if you turn it hard.

Sounds good.

- Why didn't it sell? - You need to turn it like a madman.

- Took 8 hours to charge the whole thing. - What?

Weren't the lazy glasses ok?

What was that?

You could watch TV lying down.

Wow.

This will be a success.

A huge one.

We sold exactly 23.

We can laugh now...

...but it was so tough then.

But I miss those days.

We'd pull all-nighters, eat ramen and fried chicken.

It would've been so tough...

...without you.

I might be a seaman now.

What's with you two?

Beautiful bromance.

Eat up.

You, eat up, gal.

Thanks, guys.

- Can we really go? - Yeah, I'm almost done.

She'd only bother me.

You...

Ok. See ya.

Bye.

I'll eat more at home.

I told you to confess to her ASAP.

Why'd they kiss outside like kids?

I'd take her home and slowly...

...you know...

Anyway, you really didn't know?

You guys are always together.

How can you like the same girl too?

I didn't think girls would like that cold dude.

That's crazy.

He beat you to the girl.

No, he didn't.

He did.

[Jae Bum]

- Hey. - You got off work?

Yeah.

Want to play a game this weekend?

Let's play when it's warmer.

Let's play.

I'm not...

...feeling well these days.

I have something to tell you.

Oh, ok.

What did he say?

He wants to talk to me.

They're going to make it official.

What will you do?

So?

What?

What will you do?

Will you give up on her?

This isn't like you.

You're so timid around her.

It's in the past.

Be more honest.

Don't you know?

Not telling her is the same as lying.

Grand... ma. Grand... ma.

Why'd... you... drop...

...it... in... the... water?

I... don't... want... it.

Grand...ma... I... hate... you.

I... hate... you.

Geez.

Good job.

Have some fruit.

What's with you?

You sound like a robot.

Mom.

Why should I do this?

It's homework.

Just 2 more times.

Ok?

There they go again.

I can't take this anymore.

I wasn't going to do this but...

Wow!

Let me try.

It's just too noisy.

You should have studied that hard.

You're noisier!

Hey.

It's noisy.

Turn it off after 10 more minutes.

Hopefully, they'll stop.

Me too!

It's noisy!

[Young Hoon]

- What? - Steak time.

What?

I found out about Min Gyeong.

- And? - She's still single.

Hey.

Aren't you working?

She's an art gallery curator.

You should go to the exhibit on Sunday.

Forget it.

You going?

- No. - I think you will.

I'm not going.

I'll text you the address.

- Go so there are no regrets. - I'm busy.

[Broadcasting 101]

Excuse me.

You left this.

Thanks.

Looking for Kim...

Uncle.

We're going to play basketball.

Let's go.

Come on, it'll cheer you up.

Come on.

Jae Bum's going too.

I'm good.

You blockhead.

Get some fresh air.

Go on some dates!

- Please! - Take a walk!

Geez.

I can't watch my favorite show because of you!

Geez.

Take out the trash.

You're such a couch potato!

Bye.

Gwang Soo.

What?

I sent you like100 texts.

Why?

Are you going there?

- No. - Why, you!

I found her work address and hours too.

What?

- You won't go? - I don't have time.

Forget it.

Turn right at Gwanghwamun...

Use the first lane...

- Man, you're on your way. - I'm not going.

I'm going to the market.

BS.

All the way in Gwanghwamun?

Good thinking.

Who knows?

- She could be your first and last love. - Bye.

- Give me a report when you're done. - Bye.

Steak time later.

You're near your destination.

See you next time.

I've had...

...a stable life for over 10 years...

...going to and from work.

I'm starting...

...a small adventure today.

Something unimaginable...

...could happen to me.

Yes!

Hey!

Let's buy water.

- You, go. - Let's go.

Hey.

We're going to buy water!

I'll be right back.

Hi.

Yeah.

I'll call you later.

Ok.

Come on.

Something on your mind?

No.

It seems so.

Then what's wrong?

You're so down these days.

What is it?

It's just tough with Mr. Jo and all.

Dang guy.

I want to beat him up.

What?

You'll tell your dad?

Shall I?

Maybe I should get him fired.

Thanks for the thought.

When will it happen?

What?

Your promotion.

My dad wants me to be director now.

But I don't want to use contacts.

Hey.

The CEO's son becoming director is natural.

It's embarrassing.

I want to be promoted on my own.

I'll keep it a secret till then.

Geez.

You're so stubborn.

Hey.

You wanted to tell me something.

This is a secret.

I confessed to her recently.

Se Young.

Really?

But I was rejected.

I wish I knew girls like you.

You were really rejected?

Stop, it hurts.

It's shocking.

You liked her, eh?

Why?

Don't ask me.

I was too hasty.

I'm going to wait.

Come on, you do.

- Hey. - Really?

- Who is it? - I really don't have one.

Hey.

Hey.

What?

What should I do?

Indeed, what should I do?

Come this way.

The repeated patterns create...

...a rhythm...

Sorry...

...you can't go here yet.

Can you start somewhere else?

I see.

Sorry.

Yes?

Does a Kang Min Gyeong work here?

Ms. Kang?

She'll be done in 10 minutes.

Can you wait a bit?

I'll tell her she has a visitor.

Thank you.

You have a visitor.

Visitor?

Who?

Over there.

Excuse me.

Are you here to see me?

I met the girl of my dreams.

She pretty?

Of course, who am I?

Really?

Who is she? Does she go to our school?

I don't know.

But I'll see her again.

- How do you know? - It's destiny.

BS.

You watch too many movies...

Watch porn.

[Se Young]

Hey. What?

I'm home.

What?

No.

You...

Se Young.

Se Young.

If life suddenly became...

...difficult one day...

Excuse me.

...suddenly, one day...

...hope will come to you.

Of course...

...no one knows the results.

That's what happened.

They're all so down.

I'm worried.

You think a shamanistic ritual will help?

Buddhist saint?

Don't call me that.

- I said I go to church. - Ok, Sir.

I'm so frustrated.

But you have hope.

- Huh? - There will be...

...a good relationship this fall.

Gwang Soo?

Will he finally get married?

I don't know.

Then my first son?

- There are 4 boys, eh? - Yes.

Not the kid, but one of the three.

It'll be tough...

...but it's a rare relationship.

- They won't let go of each other. - Only one?

Yes, one.

Yell your favorite name 10 times, and you'll get stronger.

Sing tiptoeing you'll sing better.

Travel in pairs like on TV.

Jin Goo and Se Young.

You look great together.

Who will you eat with?

Of course...

You didn't poop today?

Hey!

I'll do it with them?

- I don't want it! - Want a hamburger?

You're here.

- You'll confess again. - I should.

Why?

You want to help?

Min Goo. Why don't you have a girl?

There's a girl I'm destined to be with.

- Who is it? - This is too much.