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Hurry up! We have to go!
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I'm sorry. I wanted to
wear my Eagles T-shirt.
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I can't find it anywhere.
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Oh.
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Come on, you know it looks
better with boobs in it.
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Well, you could say that about anything.
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Let's go.
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Bye, Christy.
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Bye.
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Are you okay?
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No.
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I am very, very sick.
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Well, off to serve people food.
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Honey, you look like
you're in The Addams Family.
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But I put on lip gloss.
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Was it gray?
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I think you have a fever.
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I gave lap dances
when I had chicken pox,
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I can power through
this... No, I can't. Oh.
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(retching)
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Poor thing. Ready?
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She's gonna be okay, right?
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- Are you gonna be okay?
- CHRISTY: You bet.
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Okay. Love you. Have fun.
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I mean, bye.
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You're gonna stretch my
shirt out in a weird way.
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Yeah, like you did with my thong?
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That was a joke. That
was funny. You laughed.
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Then in '80, I saw The Long Run tour.
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That was the first album
Timothy B. Schmit was on.
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People were freaking out,
shouting, "Where's Randy?"
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Then when Schmit came
out and started singing
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"I Can't Tell You Why," it was like
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a hippie angel was ju...
You're not even listening
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to my great Eagles story.
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I'm sorry. I'm having
this weird feeling.
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A-Are-are you
gonna throw up, too?
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Oh, God, can you do it out the window?
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I just had the van detailed.
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It's not that. I keep
picturing Christy alone
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on the bathroom floor and I get sad.
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Or is it worried?
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Maybe I'm just hungry.
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No, it's definitely an emotion.
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Oh, my God.
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I want to go home and
take care of my daughter.
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N-Now? We're almost to San Francisco.
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I know the timing's not
great, but I got to go back.
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Oh.
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Do I got to go back?
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What are you... Are
you suggesting I tuck
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and roll out of the
van and hitchhike home?
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No. Actually, I was thinking
that we could pull over
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at that diner and-and I'd wait with you
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until an Uber came and
pay for your ride home.
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Oh, that's reasonable, let's do that.
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Christy!
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(groans)
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Oh, honey.
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Mama's here.
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I skipped the concert
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and rushed home to take care of you.
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Oh, no.
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Now I'm hallucinating.
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for www.addic7ed.com --
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How does so much stuff come
out of such a teeny person?
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You're like a clown car.
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I haven't had corn in weeks.
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How does it do that?
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Oh, boy, here it comes again.
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Hair's up, let it rip.
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False alarm.
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I'm calling it. Time of empty: 3:17.
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Ah.
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I can't believe, when I was drinking,
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vomiting was a regular part of my day.
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Yeah, mine, too.
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It was like sleeping or
eating or shoplifting.
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I actually used to choose my drinks
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based on how I thought they
would taste coming back up.
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That's pretty much the only reason
to drink créme de menthe.
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Barf that up, you're minty fresh,
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and go right back to making out.
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- You know what else I don't miss?
- Hmm.
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Having a dent in my
forehead because I passed out
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on a gas station toilet seat.
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Gas station? La-Di-da.
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I remember throwing up in my own pants.
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Aw. And it was such a shame
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because you had just stolen them.
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You want me to get you some water?
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Uh, water feels risky.
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But I think I'm ready
to leave the bathroom.
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- All right, let's do this.
- Ah.
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- Lean on me. I got you.
- (groans)
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Thanks. You're a good mom.
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What? Oh! Sorry, sorry.
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I'm sorry. Oh, God.
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It's just you've never said those words
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in that order without other
really mean words in the middle.
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Well, it's true.
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This has been miserable,
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but... you found a way
to make it kind of...
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Oh, oh, boy. Go back, go back.
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Go back, go back.
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Maybe after you puke you
can finish that compliment.
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(phone ringing)
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What? I'm in the middle of something.
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Where are you? The
meeting's about to start.
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Christy's sick, so I stayed
home to take care of her.
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Why do you lie for no reason?
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Goodbye, Jill.
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Bye, liar.
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This is so much less
stressful than stealing it
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from a Days Inn.
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What are you doing?
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I thought you could watch from bed.
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But we don't have a cable thing up here.
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Huh. Back you go.
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You know what you could do...
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What? What could I do?
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You could leave the TV,
go get the DVD player,
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and I could watch that.
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Great idea.
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A movie marathon of the
two DVDs we own coming up.
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Yay.
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Dirty Dancing first,
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then Sheena Easton's 7 Minute Stomach.
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Mom?
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Yeah?
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- You know what I want?
- What?
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Can I have some rainbow sherbet?
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We don't have any.
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The store does.
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Right, right. I'm on it.
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'Cause I'm a good mom, and
that's what good moms do.
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I'm just gonna take ten
bucks from your purse.
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I'm just gonna take the whole purse.
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I'm gonna take your car, too.
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I'm sorry, what am I getting again?
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Are we done cleaning up already?
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Record time.
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And with two less people.
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Well, you know why.
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Jill, be kind.
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Because the two less people
are Christy and Bonnie.
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I'm uncomfortable talking about them
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behind their back.
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Well, I'm not, and I'll say it again.
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Everything's easier without
Christy and Bonnie. Whoo!
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That's not fair. They help.
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You get that they're not here,
so we're being honest, right?
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Okay, I'll play.
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Have you ever noticed how
Bonnie takes, like, one chair
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and just leans on it until
we've finished all the work?
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And then Christy stops
helping to yell at Bonnie.
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And then we all have to stop to referee
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and validate their stupid feelings.
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And then everything's about them.
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Ooh, this is fun.
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Hey, if putting chairs
away is better without them,
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think how great the bistro's gonna be.
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Wait. Christy and Bonnie are the ones
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that make us go to the bistro.
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We can go anywhere.
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You're right. How about
Mexican? Or Italian.
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There's a Greek place around the block
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where the waiters dance.
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Okay, we'll go to the
bistro, but we don't have to.
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Freedom!
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Okay, this one's for cough,
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and this one's for fever.
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My kid has both. I
don't know what to do.
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Yeah. My daughter has the flu,
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but I don't want to give
her anything too strong.
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She's so tiny.
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This is the first time
Declan's ever been this sick.
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I feel completely helpless.
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Yeah, it's so hard to see your child
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lying in bed, suffering.
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And they don't understand
what's happening.
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No. You should've
seen my daughter's face
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when I told her she
couldn't go to school.
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You know, you sound
like such a good mom.
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Counting me, you're the third
person to say that today.
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Hmm.
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I'm going with this.
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It says "pediatrician recommended."
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I'm gonna go with this.
Christy loves purple flavor.
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Hmm.
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They say it gets easier
when they get older.
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Oh, fingers crossed.
Mine just turned two.
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How old's yours? 41.
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(phone ringing)
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Do you guys wait for
me to pick something up,
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and then call?
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You know we can't see you, right?
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How's Christy?
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She's keeping down crackers.
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If that holds, we'll try some toast.
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If that stays put, we'll
show applesauce who's boss.
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Well, aren't you the good mom.
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That's the word on the street.
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I got to tell you, if I'd known
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taking care of your
kid was so rewarding,
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I would've jumped in much sooner.
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Yeah, too bad the joys of motherhood
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are such a well-kept secret.
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Totally. Someone should
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- put that on Facebook.
- (door opens, shuts)
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- I got to go.
- Tell Christy I said feel... hello?
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Hey. Hey. How was the concert?
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- Ah, it was okay.
- Just okay?
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I feel bad talking about
it 'cause you weren't there.
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Honey, I made a choice
to put my child first,
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and it's been deeply fulfilling.
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I don't regret missing the show at all.
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I went backstage!
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What?!
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Yes. I'm sitting next
to Joe Walsh's dentist.
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He totally hooked me
up. I met all the guys.
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That's... great.
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Yeah. Joe Walsh let me
noodle around on his guitar.
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That's what he called it. "Noodling."
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We hung out till 3:00 a.m.
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Don Henley asked me if I wanted
to split an egg roll with him.
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I was like, "Yeah."
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It was so awesome.
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I-I-I-I... Sorry.
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Don't be. I'm... actually fine.
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Really? You're not mad that I had
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the greatest night of my
life, and you weren't there?
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No. Would I have loved
to share an egg roll
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with Don Henley? Absolutely.
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I bet he'd take the smaller half.
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But my daughter needed me,
and I was there for her.
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So I had the greatest
night of my life, too.
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CHRISTY: Mom... I puked on my pillow.
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Got to go.
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00:10:32,842 --> 00:10:35,819
- I have a picture of me and the guys.
- Don't push it!
241
00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,314
And because of that I had
242
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:43,289
to empty the entire refrigerator.
243
00:10:43,314 --> 00:10:44,740
The meat had spoiled,
244
00:10:44,765 --> 00:10:46,565
and the cheese had spoiled.
245
00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:48,961
And I didn't think the
lettuce had spoiled,
246
00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:51,053
but it did spoil.
247
00:10:52,263 --> 00:10:53,756
Darn it, I got to pee.
248
00:10:53,781 --> 00:10:55,178
I'll finish the story when I come back.
249
00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:57,069
Can't wait, sweetie.
250
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,998
Oh, my God, she thinks that's a story.
251
00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:02,859
I lost seven years of my life in prison.
252
00:11:02,884 --> 00:11:05,178
I can't afford to sit through this.
253
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,529
What's going on?
254
00:11:06,554 --> 00:11:08,821
I'll tell you what's going on.
255
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,867
Our apex predator is missing.
256
00:11:11,584 --> 00:11:12,512
What?
257
00:11:12,537 --> 00:11:15,038
I saw this show on the
Nature Channel last night.
258
00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:17,129
I didn't want to watch it,
but my nails weren't dry,
259
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,178
so I couldn't touch the remote.
260
00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:22,479
Turns out there are these
things called ecosystems,
261
00:11:22,504 --> 00:11:24,805
and when one piece is missing...
262
00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:28,418
- whole thing goes to hell.
- I see where you're going.
263
00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:30,097
Not a clue.
264
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,966
Well, in India they have rats.
265
00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:34,631
But not too many,
because they have snakes
266
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,159
that eat the rats.
267
00:11:36,184 --> 00:11:38,639
But not too many, because
they also have mongooses
268
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:39,984
that eat the snakes.
269
00:11:40,009 --> 00:11:42,376
It's gross but it's beautiful.
270
00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:44,711
What does this have to
do with Wendy accidentally
271
00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:46,369
unplugging her fridge?
272
00:11:47,131 --> 00:11:49,916
She's the rat, and she's
telling endless stories
273
00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:51,619
because our snake's
been home for three days
274
00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:53,543
taking care of our
little blonde mongoose.
275
00:11:54,354 --> 00:11:57,029
Oh, this was a metaphor.
276
00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:05,622
Yikes. 102.7.
277
00:12:05,647 --> 00:12:07,380
102.7.
278
00:12:07,492 --> 00:12:10,727
All of today's hits with
half the commercials.
279
00:12:11,326 --> 00:12:12,906
I made you some soup.
280
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:15,740
No soup for me.
281
00:12:16,979 --> 00:12:19,313
When I say I made it, I
don't mean I microwaved it.
282
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,916
I mean I... made it.
283
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:25,775
I did everything but...
(clicks tongue) the chicken.
284
00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:29,379
- You know what I really want?
- Soup?
285
00:12:29,492 --> 00:12:32,749
- A bath.
- Honey, I don't know.
286
00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:35,195
Maybe we should wait
till your fever breaks.
287
00:12:35,264 --> 00:12:37,620
- Bath.
- Soup.
288
00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,975
Can I take a bath in the soup?
289
00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:43,271
If it makes you feel
better, I haven't had a bath
290
00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:45,895
or a shower or a full night's
sleep in the last three days.
291
00:12:46,107 --> 00:12:48,381
Why would that make me feel better?
292
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,211
I don't know. It's just an update.
293
00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:51,584
Now take a nap.
294
00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:53,491
But I don't want to.
295
00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:56,116
Take a nap, take a nap, take a nap.
296
00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:59,350
Okay. Oh...
297
00:13:03,928 --> 00:13:05,959
I'll take a nap in the bath.
298
00:13:08,596 --> 00:13:11,621
- Hey.
- Hey. When did you get here?
299
00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:13,633
Couple of minutes ago.
300
00:13:13,658 --> 00:13:16,076
So, uh, what's going on?
301
00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:18,404
I made soup.
302
00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,073
Did any of it get in the pot?
303
00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,271
Ooh, sarcasm. Just what I need.
304
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:28,772
Why are you here?
305
00:13:28,839 --> 00:13:30,350
I haven't seen you for a couple of days.
306
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,396
I miss you, although
this short interaction
307
00:13:32,421 --> 00:13:34,221
has fixed that.
308
00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:36,513
I'm sorry, I'm exhausted.
309
00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,736
I'm making 27 cups of tea a day,
310
00:13:38,761 --> 00:13:39,993
soup that nobody eats.
311
00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:41,396
I'm sleeping on the floor next to her
312
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,652
in case she needs me.
313
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:43,931
I finally got a look under the bed.
314
00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:46,178
I think I know how Christy got sick.
315
00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:49,100
Well, is there anything
I can do to help?
316
00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:52,185
Yeah.
317
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,297
You can eat my damn soup.
318
00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,243
Actually, I just had a cheeseburger.
319
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,034
Eat it!
320
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:12,199
(water running)
321
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,724
Damn it!
322
00:14:21,836 --> 00:14:22,969
Huh?
323
00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:24,160
CHRISTY: What's happening?
324
00:14:24,185 --> 00:14:27,520
You left the tub on.
There's water everywhere.
325
00:14:27,632 --> 00:14:29,432
(groans)
326
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,139
I told you no bath.
327
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:37,094
I just washed those.
What are you doing?!
328
00:14:37,119 --> 00:14:38,051
I'm helping.
329
00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:39,442
Stop it!
330
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,144
Now you got your PJs wet.
331
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,795
God, you're driving me crazy!
332
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:46,631
I'm sorry.
333
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,118
I'm sorry.
334
00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:51,693
I was just try... try...
335
00:14:52,912 --> 00:14:54,434
trying to help.
336
00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:57,237
I know you were. It's okay, it's okay.
337
00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:59,696
Let's, uh, let's get you changed
and get back to bed, okay?
338
00:14:59,721 --> 00:15:01,303
(moans)
339
00:15:02,913 --> 00:15:04,412
Mommy loves you.
340
00:15:07,795 --> 00:15:11,207
Just... stay still, don't move.
341
00:15:11,276 --> 00:15:12,408
Ooh!
342
00:15:14,857 --> 00:15:17,157
- (doorbell rings)
- Oh, come on.
343
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,148
- I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it.
344
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:20,494
Just put these on and get back in bed
345
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,452
and don't do anything else.
346
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,059
Uh-huh.
347
00:15:33,154 --> 00:15:34,455
Oh...
348
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,934
(grunts)
349
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,709
(sighs)
350
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,544
I got the door. Keep eating.
351
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,469
- But I hurt.
- I said eat.
352
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:53,737
Hey, we just came by
to see how it's going.
353
00:15:53,762 --> 00:15:56,863
It's going great. Really great.
354
00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:58,275
Why are you wet?
355
00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,833
'Cause it's going bad.
356
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,764
Really bad.
357
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,826
You poor thing.
358
00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:05,972
One time at the hospital,
I had 14 patients...
359
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,330
Oh, shut up, Wendy.
360
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,584
Yeah, baby, get that rat.
361
00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:13,536
CHRISTY: Mom? Can I take a bath?
362
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,124
Oh, my God. I'm coming.
363
00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:16,983
No, you sit. I got this.
364
00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:18,752
Wendy, take care of Christy.
365
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:21,906
Tammy, why don't you
go make Bonnie some tea?
366
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:23,030
Coming up.
367
00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:25,091
Oh, hi, Adam.
368
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:27,229
Why didn't anyone tell me he was here?
369
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,187
What you doing?
370
00:16:32,631 --> 00:16:33,733
I tried.
371
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,414
I tried to be perfect
and then I yelled at her.
372
00:16:37,439 --> 00:16:39,172
I yelled at my sick child.
373
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:40,707
I'm a monster.
374
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,653
Bonnie, even the best mom in the world
375
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,950
is gonna lose it once in a while.
376
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,568
No one told me being a
parent would be this hard.
377
00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:50,050
Really? I don't even have
a kid and I know that.
378
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,686
(laughs): I mean, just
look around the airport.
379
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,678
People are losing their minds.
380
00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:57,013
It was going so well. I
don't know what happened.
381
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,225
You stopped taking care of yourself.
382
00:16:59,545 --> 00:17:01,472
When was the last time
you went to a meeting?
383
00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:03,063
Or had a manicure?
384
00:17:03,174 --> 00:17:05,474
Did you dig a shallow
grave with those things?
385
00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,034
Christy needs me.
386
00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:10,927
If I leave her now, I'm
exactly who I used to be.
387
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,973
If you left to score
coke and didn't come back
388
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,802
for four days, then, yeah.
389
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:16,159
But a manicure's okay.
390
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,420
Or a meeting.
391
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:22,033
It's hard to be there for someone else
392
00:17:22,058 --> 00:17:24,435
if you're falling apart.
393
00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:27,744
You going to a meeting is
you taking care of Christy.
394
00:17:29,818 --> 00:17:32,125
You could go to a
meeting, then a manicure.
395
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,871
CHRISTY: I don't want
to put on my pajamas.
396
00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,493
And you can't make me.
397
00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:39,653
That's it. I'm done having children!
398
00:17:50,441 --> 00:17:52,774
(whoops) Froot Loops.
399
00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:55,879
Oh, or do I want Lucky Charms?
400
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,793
Oh, can I get both?
401
00:17:57,818 --> 00:17:59,778
You know how you get when
you have too much sugar.
402
00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:03,555
Come on. I was sick for a week. Please?
403
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:06,884
- Okay, but just this one time.
- Yay!
404
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:10,172
Ooh, you know what else I
really want? Canned ravioli.
405
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:11,697
I thought we were done throwing up.
406
00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:13,679
Please.
407
00:18:14,562 --> 00:18:17,108
- Fine, but that's it.
- Yay!
408
00:18:24,211 --> 00:18:26,912
Declan's mom? Christy's mom.
409
00:18:26,937 --> 00:18:28,736
(crying): Oh, hi.
410
00:18:28,761 --> 00:18:30,060
What's going on?
411
00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:32,317
Declan's cold turned
into the stomach flu
412
00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:34,706
and then into an ear
infection and now it's strep
413
00:18:34,731 --> 00:18:36,298
and I can't stop crying
414
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:40,210
and I am just failing so
hard at this mom stuff.
415
00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:43,095
Where is Declan now?
He's with my husband.
416
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,390
Okay, text him and tell him
you're gonna be a little late.
417
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,667
- Why? - Because you and I are
gonna go get our nails done.
418
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,925
- Oh, I don't, I...
- You can't take care of your son
419
00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:52,716
unless you take care of yourself.
420
00:18:52,741 --> 00:18:54,850
I'm too tired to argue.
421
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,008
Kids will do that to you.
422
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,066
(both chuckle)
423
00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:58,091
By the way, I'm Bonnie.
424
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,515
Mackenzie.
425
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:02,247
Can I at least get my groceries?
426
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:03,749
No.
427
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:10,867
Mom?
428
00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:14,059
Mom?
429
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:18,073
I lost my mom.
430
00:19:18,098 --> 00:19:23,757
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