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Hurry up! We have to go!
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I'm sorry. I wanted to
wear my Eagles T-shirt.
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I can't find it anywhere.
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Oh.
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Come on, you know it looks
better with boobs in it.
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Well, you could say that about anything.
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Let's go.
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Bye, Christy.
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Bye.
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Are you okay?
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No.
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I am very, very sick.
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Well, off to serve people food.
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Honey, you look like
you're in The Addams Family.
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But I put on lip gloss.
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Was it gray?
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I think you have a fever.
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I gave lap dances
when I had chicken pox,
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I can power through
this... No, I can't. Oh.
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Poor thing. Ready?
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She's gonna be okay, right?
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- Are you gonna be okay?
- You bet.
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Okay. Love you. Have fun.
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I mean, bye.
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You're gonna stretch my
shirt out in a weird way.
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Yeah, like you did with my thong?
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That was a joke. That
was funny. You laughed.
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Then in '80, I saw The Long Run tour.
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That was the first album
Timothy B. Schmit was on.
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People were freaking out,
shouting, "Where's Randy?"
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Then when Schmit came
out and started singing
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"I Can't Tell You Why," it was like
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a hippie angel was ju...
You're not even listening
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to my great Eagles story.
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I'm sorry. I'm having
this weird feeling.
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A-Are-are you
gonna throw up, too?
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Oh, God, can you do it out the window?
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I just had the van detailed.
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It's not that. I keep
picturing Christy alone
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on the bathroom floor and I get sad.
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Or is it worried?
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Maybe I'm just hungry.
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No, it's definitely an emotion.
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Oh, my God.
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I want to go home and
take care of my daughter.
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N-Now? We're almost to San Francisco.
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I know the timing's not
great, but I got to go back.
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Oh.
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Do I got to go back?
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What are you... Are
you suggesting I tuck
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and roll out of the
van and hitchhike home?
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No. Actually, I was thinking
that we could pull over
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at that diner and-and I'd wait with you
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until an Uber came and
pay for your ride home.
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Oh, that's reasonable, let's do that.
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Christy!
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Oh, honey.
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Mama's here.
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I skipped the concert
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and rushed home to take care of you.
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Oh, no.
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Now I'm hallucinating.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
... for www.addic7ed.com ...
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How does so much stuff come
out of such a teeny person?
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You're like a clown car.
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I haven't had corn in weeks.
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How does it do that?
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Oh, boy, here it comes again.
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Hair's up, let it rip.
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False alarm.
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I'm calling it. Time of empty: 3:17.
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Ah.
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I can't believe, when I was drinking,
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vomiting was a regular part of my day.
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Yeah, mine, too.
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It was like sleeping or
eating or shoplifting.
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I actually used to choose my drinks
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based on how I thought they
would taste coming back up.
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That's pretty much the only reason
to drink cr�me de menthe.
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Barf that up, you're minty fresh,
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and go right back to making out.
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- You know what else I don't miss?
- Hmm.
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Having a dent in my
forehead because I passed out
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on a gas station toilet seat.
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Gas station? La-Di-da.
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I remember throwing up in my own pants.
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Aw. And it was such a shame
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because you had just stolen them.
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You want me to get you some water?
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Uh, water feels risky.
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But I think I'm ready
to leave the bathroom.
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- All right, let's do this.
- Ah.
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Lean on me. I got you.
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Thanks. You're a good mom.
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What? Oh! Sorry, sorry.
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I'm sorry. Oh, God.
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It's just you've never said those words
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in that order without other
really mean words in the middle.
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Well, it's true.
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This has been miserable,
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but... you found a way
to make it kind of...
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Oh, oh, boy. Go back, go back.
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Go back, go back.
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Maybe after you puke you
can finish that compliment.
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What? I'm in the middle of something.
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Where are you? The
meeting's about to start.
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Christy's sick, so I stayed
home to take care of her.
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Why do you lie for no reason?
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Goodbye, Jill.
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Bye, liar.
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This is so much less
stressful than stealing it
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from a Days Inn.
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What are you doing?
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I thought you could watch from bed.
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But we don't have a cable thing up here.
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Huh. Back you go.
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You know what you could do...
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What? What could I do?
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You could leave the TV,
go get the DVD player,
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and I could watch that.
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Great idea.
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A movie marathon of the
two DVDs we own coming up.
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Yay.
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Dirty Dancing first,
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then Sheena Easton's 7 Minute Stomach.
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Mom?
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Yeah?
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- You know what I want?
- What?
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Can I have some rainbow sherbet?
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We don't have any.
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The store does.
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Right, right. I'm on it.
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'Cause I'm a good mom, and
that's what good moms do.
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I'm just gonna take ten
bucks from your purse.
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I'm just gonna take the whole purse.
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I'm gonna take your car, too.
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I'm sorry, what am I getting again?
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Are we done cleaning up already?
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Record time.
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And with two less people.
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Well, you know why.
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Jill, be kind.
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Because the two less people
are Christy and Bonnie.
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I'm uncomfortable talking about them
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behind their back.
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Well, I'm not, and I'll say it again.
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Everything's easier without
Christy and Bonnie. Whoo!
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That's not fair. They help.
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You get that they're not here,
so we're being honest, right?
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Okay, I'll play.
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Have you ever noticed how
Bonnie takes, like, one chair
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and just leans on it until
we've finished all the work?
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And then Christy stops
helping to yell at Bonnie.
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And then we all have to stop to referee
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and validate their stupid feelings.
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And then everything's about them.
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Ooh, this is fun.
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Hey, if putting chairs
away is better without them,
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think how great the bistro's gonna be.
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Wait. Christy and Bonnie are the ones
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that make us go to the bistro.
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We can go anywhere.
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You're right. How about
Mexican? Or Italian.
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There's a Greek place around the block
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where the waiters dance.
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Okay, we'll go to the
bistro, but we don't have to.
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Freedom!
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Okay, this one's for cough,
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and this one's for fever.
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My kid has both. I
don't know what to do.
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Yeah. My daughter has the flu,
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but I don't want to give
her anything too strong.
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She's so tiny.
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This is the first time
Declan's ever been this sick.
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I feel completely helpless.
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Yeah, it's so hard to see your child
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lying in bed, suffering.
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And they don't understand
what's happening.
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No. You should've
seen my daughter's face
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when I told her she
couldn't go to school.
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You know, you sound
like such a good mom.
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Counting me, you're the third
person to say that today.
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Hmm.
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I'm going with this.
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It says "pediatrician recommended."
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I'm gonna go with this.
Christy loves purple flavor.
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Hmm.
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They say it gets easier
when they get older.
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Oh, fingers crossed.
Mine just turned two.
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How old's yours? 41.
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Do you guys wait for
me to pick something up,
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and then call?
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You know we can't see you, right?
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How's Christy?
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She's keeping down crackers.
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If that holds, we'll try some toast.
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If that stays put, we'll
show applesauce who's boss.
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Well, aren't you the good mom.
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That's the word on the street.
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I got to tell you, if I'd known
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taking care of your
kid was so rewarding,
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I would've jumped in much sooner.
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Yeah, too bad the joys of motherhood
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are such a well-kept secret.
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Totally. Someone should
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put that on Facebook.
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- I got to go.
- Tell Christy I said feel... hello?
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Hey. Hey. How was the concert?
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- Ah, it was okay.
- Just okay?
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I feel bad talking about
it 'cause you weren't there.
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Honey, I made a choice
to put my child first,
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and it's been deeply fulfilling.
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I don't regret missing the show at all.
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I went backstage!
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What?!
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Yes. I'm sitting next
to Joe Walsh's dentist.
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He totally hooked me
up. I met all the guys.
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That's... great.
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Yeah. Joe Walsh let me
noodle around on his guitar.
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That's what he called it. "Noodling."
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We hung out till 3:00 a.m.
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Don Henley asked me if I wanted
to split an egg roll with him.
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I was like, "Yeah."
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It was so awesome.
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I-I-I-I... Sorry.
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Don't be. I'm... actually fine.
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Really? You're not mad that I had
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the greatest night of my
life, and you weren't there?
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No. Would I have loved
to share an egg roll
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with Don Henley? Absolutely.
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I bet he'd take the smaller half.
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But my daughter needed me,
and I was there for her.
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So I had the greatest
night of my life, too.
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Mom... I puked on my pillow.
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Got to go.
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- I have a picture of me and the guys.
- Don't push it!
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And because of that I had
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to empty the entire refrigerator.
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The meat had spoiled,
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and the cheese had spoiled.
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And I didn't think the
lettuce had spoiled,
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but it did spoil.
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Darn it, I got to pee.
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I'll finish the story when I come back.
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Can't wait, sweetie.
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Oh, my God, she thinks that's a story.
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I lost seven years of my life in prison.
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I can't afford to sit through this.
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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Our apex predator is missing.
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What?
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I saw this show on the
Nature Channel last night.
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I didn't want to watch it,
but my nails weren't dry,
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so I couldn't touch the remote.
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Turns out there are these
things called ecosystems,
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00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:32,566
and when one piece is missing...
258
00:11:32,907 --> 00:11:36,179
- whole thing goes to hell.
- I see where you're going.
259
00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:37,858
Not a clue.
260
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:40,727
Well, in India they have rats.
261
00:11:40,752 --> 00:11:42,392
But not too many,
because they have snakes
262
00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:43,920
that eat the rats.
263
00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:46,400
But not too many, because
they also have mongooses
264
00:11:46,425 --> 00:11:47,745
that eat the snakes.
265
00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:50,137
It's gross but it's beautiful.
266
00:11:50,205 --> 00:11:52,472
What does this have to
do with Wendy accidentally
267
00:11:52,497 --> 00:11:54,130
unplugging her fridge?
268
00:11:54,892 --> 00:11:57,677
She's the rat, and she's
telling endless stories
269
00:11:57,702 --> 00:11:59,380
because our snake's
been home for three days
270
00:11:59,404 --> 00:12:01,304
taking care of our
little blonde mongoose.
271
00:12:02,115 --> 00:12:04,790
Oh, this was a metaphor.
272
00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:13,383
Yikes. 102.7.
273
00:12:13,408 --> 00:12:15,141
102.7.
274
00:12:15,253 --> 00:12:18,488
All of today's hits with
half the commercials.
275
00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:20,667
I made you some soup.
276
00:12:20,692 --> 00:12:23,501
No soup for me.
277
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,074
When I say I made it, I
don't mean I microwaved it.
278
00:12:27,099 --> 00:12:30,677
I mean I... made it.
279
00:12:30,702 --> 00:12:33,536
I did everything but... the chicken.
280
00:12:34,572 --> 00:12:37,140
- You know what I really want?
- Soup?
281
00:12:37,253 --> 00:12:40,510
- A bath.
- Honey, I don't know.
282
00:12:40,623 --> 00:12:42,956
Maybe we should wait
till your fever breaks.
283
00:12:43,025 --> 00:12:45,381
- Bath.
- Soup.
284
00:12:45,669 --> 00:12:47,736
Can I take a bath in the soup?
285
00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:51,032
If it makes you feel
better, I haven't had a bath
286
00:12:51,056 --> 00:12:53,656
or a shower or a full night's
sleep in the last three days.
287
00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:56,142
Why would that make me feel better?
288
00:12:56,661 --> 00:12:57,972
I don't know. It's just an update.
289
00:12:57,996 --> 00:12:59,345
Now take a nap.
290
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,252
But I don't want to.
291
00:13:01,277 --> 00:13:03,877
Take a nap, take a nap, take a nap.
292
00:13:03,902 --> 00:13:07,111
Okay. Oh...
293
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,720
I'll take a nap in the bath.
294
00:13:16,357 --> 00:13:19,382
- Hey.
- Hey. When did you get here?
295
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,394
Couple of minutes ago.
296
00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:23,837
So, uh, what's going on?
297
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,165
I made soup.
298
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:29,834
Did any of it get in the pot?
299
00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:34,032
Ooh, sarcasm. Just what I need.
300
00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:36,533
Why are you here?
301
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,111
I haven't seen you for a couple of days.
302
00:13:38,136 --> 00:13:40,157
I miss you, although
this short interaction
303
00:13:40,182 --> 00:13:41,982
has fixed that.
304
00:13:42,611 --> 00:13:44,274
I'm sorry, I'm exhausted.
305
00:13:44,342 --> 00:13:46,497
I'm making 27 cups of tea a day,
306
00:13:46,522 --> 00:13:47,754
soup that nobody eats.
307
00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:49,157
I'm sleeping on the floor next to her
308
00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:50,413
in case she needs me.
309
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:51,692
I finally got a look under the bed.
310
00:13:51,716 --> 00:13:53,939
I think I know how Christy got sick.
311
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,861
Well, is there anything
I can do to help?
312
00:13:58,326 --> 00:13:59,946
Yeah.
313
00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:02,058
You can eat my damn soup.
314
00:14:02,353 --> 00:14:04,004
Actually, I just had a cheeseburger.
315
00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:05,795
Eat it!
316
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,485
Damn it!
317
00:14:29,597 --> 00:14:30,730
Huh?
318
00:14:30,755 --> 00:14:31,921
What's happening?
319
00:14:31,946 --> 00:14:35,281
You left the tub on.
There's water everywhere.
320
00:14:37,262 --> 00:14:39,900
I told you no bath.
321
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:44,855
I just washed those.
What are you doing?!
322
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,812
I'm helping.
323
00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:47,203
Stop it!
324
00:14:47,272 --> 00:14:48,905
Now you got your PJs wet.
325
00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:51,556
God, you're driving me crazy!
326
00:14:53,111 --> 00:14:54,392
I'm sorry.
327
00:14:55,347 --> 00:14:56,879
I'm sorry.
328
00:14:56,948 --> 00:14:59,454
I was just try... try...
329
00:15:00,673 --> 00:15:02,195
trying to help.
330
00:15:02,993 --> 00:15:04,998
I know you were. It's okay, it's okay.
331
00:15:05,023 --> 00:15:07,457
Let's, uh, let's get you changed
and get back to bed, okay?
332
00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:12,173
Mommy loves you.
333
00:15:15,556 --> 00:15:18,968
Just... stay still, don't move.
334
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:20,169
Ooh!
335
00:15:22,618 --> 00:15:24,918
Oh, come on.
336
00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:26,909
- I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it.
337
00:15:26,977 --> 00:15:28,255
Just put these on and get back in bed
338
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,213
and don't do anything else.
339
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:31,820
Uh-huh.
340
00:15:40,915 --> 00:15:42,216
Oh...
341
00:15:51,838 --> 00:15:53,305
I got the door. Keep eating.
342
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,230
- But I hurt.
- I said eat.
343
00:15:58,576 --> 00:16:01,498
Hey, we just came by
to see how it's going.
344
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:04,624
It's going great. Really great.
345
00:16:04,649 --> 00:16:06,036
Why are you wet?
346
00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:07,594
'Cause it's going bad.
347
00:16:07,619 --> 00:16:09,525
Really bad.
348
00:16:09,821 --> 00:16:11,587
You poor thing.
349
00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:13,733
One time at the hospital,
I had 14 patients...
350
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,091
Oh, shut up, Wendy.
351
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,345
Yeah, baby, get that rat.
352
00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:21,297
Mom? Can I take a bath?
353
00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:22,885
Oh, my God. I'm coming.
354
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,744
No, you sit. I got this.
355
00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:26,513
Wendy, take care of Christy.
356
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,667
Tammy, why don't you
go make Bonnie some tea?
357
00:16:29,692 --> 00:16:30,791
Coming up.
358
00:16:31,586 --> 00:16:32,852
Oh, hi, Adam.
359
00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:34,990
Why didn't anyone tell me he was here?
360
00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:36,948
What you doing?
361
00:16:40,392 --> 00:16:41,494
I tried.
362
00:16:42,595 --> 00:16:45,175
I tried to be perfect
and then I yelled at her.
363
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,933
I yelled at my sick child.
364
00:16:47,002 --> 00:16:48,468
I'm a monster.
365
00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:50,414
Bonnie, even the best mom in the world
366
00:16:50,462 --> 00:16:52,711
is gonna lose it once in a while.
367
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:55,329
No one told me being a
parent would be this hard.
368
00:16:55,411 --> 00:16:57,811
Really? I don't even have
a kid and I know that.
369
00:16:57,836 --> 00:16:59,447
I mean, just look around the airport.
370
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:01,439
People are losing their minds.
371
00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:04,774
It was going so well. I
don't know what happened.
372
00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:06,986
You stopped taking care of yourself.
373
00:17:07,306 --> 00:17:09,233
When was the last time
you went to a meeting?
374
00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:10,824
Or had a manicure?
375
00:17:10,935 --> 00:17:13,235
Did you dig a shallow
grave with those things?
376
00:17:14,295 --> 00:17:15,795
Christy needs me.
377
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,688
If I leave her now, I'm
exactly who I used to be.
378
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,734
If you left to score
coke and didn't come back
379
00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:22,563
for four days, then, yeah.
380
00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:23,920
But a manicure's okay.
381
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,181
Or a meeting.
382
00:17:27,832 --> 00:17:29,794
It's hard to be there for someone else
383
00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:32,196
if you're falling apart.
384
00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:35,705
You going to a meeting is
you taking care of Christy.
385
00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:39,886
You could go to a
meeting, then a manicure.
386
00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:42,632
I don't want to put on my pajamas.
387
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:44,254
And you can't make me.
388
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:47,414
That's it. I'm done having children!
389
00:18:01,662 --> 00:18:03,995
Froot Loops.
390
00:18:04,064 --> 00:18:06,831
Oh, or do I want Lucky Charms?
391
00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:08,833
Oh, can I get both?
392
00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:10,818
You know how you get when
you have too much sugar.
393
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:14,595
Come on. I was sick for a week. Please?
394
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:17,924
- Okay, but just this one time.
- Yay!
395
00:18:18,378 --> 00:18:21,212
Ooh, you know what else I
really want? Canned ravioli.
396
00:18:21,237 --> 00:18:22,737
I thought we were done throwing up.
397
00:18:22,762 --> 00:18:24,719
Please.
398
00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:28,148
- Fine, but that's it.
- Yay!
399
00:18:35,251 --> 00:18:37,952
Declan's mom? Christy's mom.
400
00:18:37,977 --> 00:18:39,776
Oh, hi.
401
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:41,100
What's going on?
402
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,357
Declan's cold turned
into the stomach flu
403
00:18:43,382 --> 00:18:45,746
and then into an ear
infection and now it's strep
404
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:47,338
and I can't stop crying
405
00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:51,250
and I am just failing so
hard at this mom stuff.
406
00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:54,135
Where is Declan now?
He's with my husband.
407
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,430
Okay, text him and tell him
you're gonna be a little late.
408
00:18:56,455 --> 00:18:59,707
- Why? - Because you and I are
gonna go get our nails done.
409
00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:01,965
- Oh, I don't, I...
- You can't take care of your son
410
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:03,756
unless you take care of yourself.
411
00:19:03,781 --> 00:19:05,890
I'm too tired to argue.
412
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:07,048
Kids will do that to you.
413
00:19:08,131 --> 00:19:09,131
By the way, I'm Bonnie.
414
00:19:09,156 --> 00:19:10,555
Mackenzie.
415
00:19:11,414 --> 00:19:13,387
Can I at least get my groceries?
416
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,789
No.
417
00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:21,907
Mom?
418
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,099
Mom?
419
00:19:27,797 --> 00:19:29,313
I lost my mom.
420
00:19:29,338 --> 00:19:34,797
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