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- What is this?
- New menu.
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New menu?
No one asked us.
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You put raisins
in my Sunshine Salad?
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Where's my turkey burger?
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The chicken fingers
only come with three now?
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It doesn't even open.
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How can I
whisper about Marjorie
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if I have nothing
to hide behind?
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I knew
you weren't ready for this.
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Well, that was stressful.
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Hey, anybody want to come
with me to the bonsai exhibit
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at the Civic Center tomorrow?
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Sorry.
Tiny trees make me sad.
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That's why I don't eat broccoli.
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I can't.
I'm getting something done.
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- Bonnie?
- I wish I could, but I have plans.
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She's helping me study
for the GED.
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Oh, that's right, I
really do have plans.
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Unlike Miss Getting
Something Done.
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I didn't know you were
taking the GEDs. Good for you.
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Yeah, it's the first step towards
getting my contractor's license.
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The second step is
learning how not to show up
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when I say I will.
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It's so cute.
These two have had
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a lot of late-night study
sessions at my house.
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I make them celery
stuffed with peanut butter.
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We feed it
to the cats to shut them up.
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You ever hear a cat try to meow
with a mouth full of Skippy?
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Oh, here comes the smoker.
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Bonnie, come sit by me
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so she doesn't stink up
my cashmere.
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Would you like to look at
the new menu,
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or is it gonna freak you out?
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Oh, God,
there's a new menu?
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Sorry I'm late.
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There was a big accident
on the freeway.
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Oh, please.
You were smoking.
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Both could be true.
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They're not, but they could be.
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Well, I'm glad you're here.
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I brought something
for you.
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That's sweet.
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How come she gets a gift
and we don't?
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And by "we," I mean
"me."
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Oh.
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They're beautiful.
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Never mind. Whatever that is,
I don't want one.
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They're lungs.
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We use them at the
hospital to scare teenagers.
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Healthy lung,
smoker's lung.
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It only takes six months
to go from that to that.
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So what you're saying is
I don't have to quit till June.
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*MOM*
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Season 06 Episode 16
Title: "Skippy and the Knowledge Hole "
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Come on, Tammy.
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The square of the hypotenuse
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of a right triangle is
equal to what?
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26.
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24.
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Eight.
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I'm not looking for a number.
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X. Lot of times it's X.
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I'm gonna jump in here.
It's the sum of the squares
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of the two adjacent sides.
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Which is probably 26.
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How come you know this stuff
so much better than I do?
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Because we've been going through
it relentlessly for six weeks.
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God, I'm never gonna pass.
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You'll be fine.
You were the "A" student
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when we were teenagers.
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That was many
brain cells ago.
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You know, before the drinking,
the drugs
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and my Roller Derby concussions.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey. Tammy, I specifically
put the lungs away
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so I wouldn't have to see that.
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Wendy told me to keep
it in your face. Catch.
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Hey.
How many times have I told you kids
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to not play lung in the house?
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Wendy is driving me crazy.
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She keeps sending me pictures
of smokers with mouth cancer
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and holes in their throats.
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Gross.
Can you forward me one?
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It can be your treat when
we complete your math review.
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The carrot on the stick.
Well played.
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Why is my Visa bill so high?
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Don't look at me.
I haven't used your Visa card
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since Starbucks started
asking for I.D.
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I mean, even in a hat,
they won't believe I'm you.
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I spent over $200 on
cigarettes last month?
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That's it.
I'm quitting.
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Wait a minute, so pictures of
cancer mouth didn't get to you,
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but the Visa bill did?
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We're all gonna die of something.
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Until then, I need money.
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I can't believe you
just threw out those cigarettes.
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You know, in prison, that's two
massages and a cornbread muffin.
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I am so proud of you.
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I hate that nasty habit.
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Awfully judgy for a woman
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who used to snort coke
with a tampon applicator.
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Even high, I was an innovator.
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This is gonna be good.
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This is the right decision.
I just saved my own life.
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What have you done today?
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Oh, Bonnie's been helping
me study for the GED.
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She knows this stuff
better than I do.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, Bonnie. You know what?
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You should take
the GED with me.
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Why the hell would I do that?
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Well, you could get
a high school diploma.
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Don't you want one? Come on,
Christy, what do you think?
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Should I have had
one final cigarette
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before I threw them all away?
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You know, if I wanted a diploma,
I could just print one out
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on my computer like I did
with my pilot's license.
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- Hey.
- Adam's home.
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- Calm down.
- What's going on?
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I quit smoking.
And it's a nightmare.
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I'm trying to convince Bonnie
to take the GED with me.
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- That sounds like a great idea...
- Now, don't you start.
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- Why?
- You always say you hate
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being a building manager.
Maybe this will open up some doors.
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Oh, I see,
you're ashamed of me.
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Sorry, I'm out.
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Okay, guys, I'm just
gonna take out the trash.
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Oh, wait, honey.
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Before you go...
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I will dance on your grave.
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What are we thinking?
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Are we feeling brave?
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It's just, we're not
good with change.
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Okay, but you're missing
out on the new salad.
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New salad?
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No. Not ready.
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Where's Tammy?
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She's home studying.
The GED's tomorrow.
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That's a shot at me, right?
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What are you talking about?
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Because I won't take the test
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and everyone's harassing me
about it.
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Oh, my God.
Shut up already.
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Take it, don't take it,
who cares?
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So, Christy quit smoking.
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Yay.
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I can wear silk again.
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And your health, and your health.
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Good for you, sweetie.
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And just so you know,
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the next few days
could be a little rocky.
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Will they, oh wise one?
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Why don't you just
shut the knowledge hole?
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Okay. Back to you,
Bonnie.
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Why wouldn't you
want to take the GED?
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Because I'm not good
at tests. I always fail.
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I'm not book-smart.
I'm street-smart.
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Which is better anyway.
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You know what never
saved my life? Geometry.
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You know what did?
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Being able to
tell if a drug dealer was a cop.
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White socks.
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I don't think you're giving
yourself enough credit.
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I mean, sure, maybe you
didn't do well in school,
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but you were drinking
and using back then.
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Wendy, what's new with you?
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Don't try to
change the subject
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by pretending to care about Wendy.
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Yeah.
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Bonnie, you can't let
fear get in your way.
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You're a strong,
sober woman now,
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and that means you're
capable of handling things
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that you couldn't handle
before.
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Well,
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that's beautiful.
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Beatrice, give me that new menu.
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Nope, nope. I spoke too soon.
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Do you realize
it's been 40 years
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since we sat together in a classroom?
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Longer than that, isn't it?
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Well, it was 1975.
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How many years is that?
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I'm starting to lose confidence
about the math section.
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All right, everybody,
turn off your phones.
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The test will begin in two minutes.
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I'm so glad we studied together.
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I feel so prepared.
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How you doing? Good, good, good, good.
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Hey, will you switch with me?
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- Why?
- There's a squirrel out here.
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It looks like he's wearing pants.
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- It's distracting.
- Yeah. Okay.
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This chair has a wobbly back.
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Hey. My
friend thinks you're cute.
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Would you mind swapping seats?
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- You okay?
- Perfect.
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Except Big Ben is ticking in my ear.
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Hey. Would you switch with me?
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Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.
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Hey, Bonnie!
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- So glad we're doing this together.
- Me, too.
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And begin.
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Which one of you is wearing perfume?
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Look at those lucky bastards,
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puffing away without
a care in the world.
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And all I've got is this
stupid cinnamon toothpick.
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Yeah, but you're going to
live longer than they are.
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Step away.
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Quitting smoking still hard?
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Yes, Jill. Yes, it is.
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Why don't you try that nicotine gum?
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It's supposed to take the edge off.
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Hmm. Do you know how much
that nicotine gum costs?
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Do you know how much
anything costs, you princess?
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I know that if you keep
talking to me like that,
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this princess is gonna pop you
right in that cute button nose.
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Aw, go ahead.
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And I'll give you a
refreshing cinnamon blast
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right in the eye.
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You know what? I'm
gonna go scrub the sink.
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Come on, Wendy, show me how.
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Don't we usually have
more cookies left over?
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Christy ate, like, 30 of them.
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Do not ask her about it.
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Oh, my God, you guys. I
got my score. I passed!
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Oh, fantastic.
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Mom, did you get yours?
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I failed.
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What? No.
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No, it's okay. I'm good.
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- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
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This one would like to stay out.
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Mom, you okay?
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Want a cookie?
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Toothpick?
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Split a pack of cigarettes?
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I don't need you to feel sorry for me.
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And stop eating these.
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I talked you into
this. It's all my fault.
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No, it's not. I failed a test.
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I've done it a million times.
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You knew this stuff. What happened?
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What always happens... I couldn't focus.
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I forgot everything.
I didn't even finish.
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It didn't help that the
room was, like, 1,000 degrees
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and there were sirens and
dogs and a mouth breather
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who sounded like Darth Vader.
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Seriously, try to concentrate
with this going on behind you.
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Bonnie, when can you
take the test again?
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Never. Now, come on, let's go celebrate
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the one person in this
room who actually is smart.
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I don't know how many times
I have to remind you people
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I have a master's degree
in art history, but okay.
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I'll meet you guys outside.
I got to go to the bathroom.
255
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- So do you.
- Oh, so do I.
256
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What's up?
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I just feel bad celebrating
in front of Bonnie.
258
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Oh, that's understandable.
259
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But, honey, this is a big deal.
260
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And it's okay for you
to be proud of yourself.
261
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Good, 'cause I'm really,
really proud of myself.
262
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I passed, I passed, I passed.
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- Come on, Marge, dance with me.
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
264
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Okay, okay. I passed, I passed.
265
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My hip. My back. My leg.
266
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Uh-uh, Christy, we're
waiting over here for them.
267
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I'm coming.
268
00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:53,979
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever
thought you might have A.D.D.?
269
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Now, why would she
have an alarm company?
270
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She barely has any furniture.
271
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Attention deficit disorder.
272
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Oh, that you definitely have.
273
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Really, Jill? Is that
your master's degree
274
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in finger painting talking?
275
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You know, it would explain a lot.
276
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,478
Why don't you go back
to whatever crab boat
277
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you're the captain of?
278
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I know a doctor who can test you.
279
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- Ugh.
- Wouldn't kill you to check it out.
280
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Actually, I think it
would, because if I find out
281
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I have one more thing wrong
with me, I'm gonna go home
282
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and put my head in the oven.
283
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It's electric, but you can try.
284
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All right, let's go.
285
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It's okay, blow right in my face.
286
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Christy!
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Love you guys. Smell you tomorrow.
288
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,764
Oh. What are you doing up?
289
00:13:46,849 --> 00:13:48,610
Nothing. What are you doing up?
290
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,292
Nothing.
291
00:13:58,472 --> 00:13:59,605
What are you looking for?
292
00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:02,714
I thought I might have
some ice cream is all.
293
00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:05,495
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out
the cigarettes you hid in there.
294
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,080
Damn it.
295
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,049
So, why are you really up?
296
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I'm reading about A.D.D.
297
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,804
I found this online test
that helps you figure out
298
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,909
- if you might have it.
- Did you take it?
299
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,808
About half, and then I
found your credit card
300
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,394
and bought a pair of yoga
pants, just for old time's sake.
301
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,030
Well, first, give me my card.
302
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,364
It's already back in your wallet.
303
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,245
What is this, amateur hour?
304
00:14:28,948 --> 00:14:31,262
All right, let me see this test.
305
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,265
Do you have trouble finishing
projects and activities?
306
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:39,067
That's when I saw the
ad for the yoga pants,
307
00:14:39,152 --> 00:14:41,761
so what do you think, sometimes?
308
00:14:42,803 --> 00:14:44,586
Sure.
309
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,691
Have you ever experienced
problems with drugs and alcohol?
310
00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:02,917
Do you ever have
difficulty staying focused
311
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,497
during boring or repetitive tasks?
312
00:15:05,582 --> 00:15:07,136
What's going on?
313
00:15:07,784 --> 00:15:09,190
Things were heating up in there,
314
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,245
and then you just wandered off.
315
00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:24,292
- Sometimes.
- Sometimes.
316
00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,315
There it is.
317
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,605
Right?
318
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,581
Thought you quit.
319
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:41,393
I did.
320
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,363
Twice this morning, and
again ten minutes ago.
321
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:47,995
I don't get it.
322
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,055
Why was I able to quit
drinking, drugs and gambling,
323
00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:52,355
but I can't beat this?
324
00:15:52,441 --> 00:15:54,761
Well, 'cause you had a lot of support
325
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,394
with those other things.
326
00:15:56,479 --> 00:15:59,253
You ever considered Nicotine Anonymous?
327
00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:03,878
Do you get a kickback for
every group you get me into?
328
00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:07,300
- No more programs.
- Okay.
329
00:16:07,411 --> 00:16:09,801
Maybe you're not ready to stop.
330
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,356
But I hate it. My friends hate it.
331
00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:13,805
It makes me smell bad.
332
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,329
It's wreaking havoc on my skin.
333
00:16:15,414 --> 00:16:17,020
My teeth are turning yellow.
334
00:16:17,105 --> 00:16:19,745
I'm hacking up stuff that
should not come from a human.
335
00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:22,268
Excuse me, can you take this inside?
336
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,848
This is my last one,
and then I'm quitting.
337
00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:29,471
Yeah, this is my last one, too.
338
00:16:35,237 --> 00:16:37,445
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
339
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,613
Hi, Bonnie.
340
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,222
So, I just came from the doctor,
341
00:16:41,307 --> 00:16:44,240
and he says I have
attention deficit disorder.
342
00:16:45,653 --> 00:16:48,954
And it kind of explains my whole life.
343
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:51,823
My trouble at school, jobs,
344
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,049
relationships.
345
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,298
Good news is he says
I can take the GED again
346
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,133
and ask for extra time.
347
00:16:59,341 --> 00:17:01,302
I can even take it in a room by myself
348
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,877
if I want to, where
there are no distractions.
349
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,424
You know, a do-over.
350
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,310
I kind of wish I could get a do-over
351
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,451
for the other stuff I've
messed up in my life.
352
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,096
God.
353
00:17:15,488 --> 00:17:17,419
How did no one notice this?
354
00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:20,155
I mean, if one foster parent
355
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,063
or teacher or anybody had said,
356
00:17:22,148 --> 00:17:24,682
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb,
she just needs a little help,"
357
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,560
everything could have been different.
358
00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:29,297
I mean, I've spent my entire
freaking life struggling,
359
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,404
and now I find out it
didn't have to be that way?
360
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,795
Who knows what I could have done?
361
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,261
That's all I got.
362
00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:46,731
Oh, one more thing.
363
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,257
If you've ever been mad
at me for falling asleep
364
00:17:49,342 --> 00:17:51,686
or texting while you're
sharing, you can't be.
365
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,521
I have A.D.D.
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