Original subtitles

now will you talk what is your real name

I told you my name is very listen lawyer

your spy oh I work for the New York

Tribune

incredible how this man can take so much

ah no will you tell us yes yes what my

name is

what my name is uh uh listen take your

way this one sorry if you're gonna die

die stop moaning about it

oh no how the guys are posters we

these are the results of operation

plastic surgery Qian assure they will

pass for Americans he still looks yellow

he had jaundice hmm say something

American hiya baby let's shake a leg and

give her the works perfect send them off

to America oh shut up

don't do that Oh what's it to you he's

an old man leave him alone

you spiteful no I'm a journalist good

spy of course what you think I'm Tony

always been spy

always I used to snitch on the kids at

school so I decided to make a career out

of it thank you you look good man like I

see this bullying take it

it's from another time and ancient

wisdom they will help you pursue it you

must help others it will help you when

you must help others remember outside

with that ring on your finger you can't

be not be why do they always put the

nuts in with me

shut up once the ring is in your

position the slight pressure against

your finger a drop of liquid will enter

you Roger

to be a change a great change

and you will become invisible but a

liquid will last no longer than 20

minutes and you must not use it again

for 10 hours

remember 10 hours everyone will want to

ring but it is for you alone

didn't you know he used to be a

ventriloquist

pretty least one I'm Satan I'll see you

soon

Hey don't look so worried it's easy you

disappeared

but right

an execution a day is too much your

health is in danger

Oh sprinkles heads up make sure you get

booze it up ID find it

hey what what do you know the old sign

was right it works disappeared

hey let me out of here I want to see the

general I've got something very

important to tell him I don't believe it

Oh 20 minutes I better get inside

somewhere

to öland the sweetest flower in China

probably out shooting a mother ah a

shower oh that's for me

Oh

are there

mind if I borrow this who are you hold

on a minute we'll both find out you you

candy materialized yeah it's crazy I

don't know answer that door and you're

dead

it isn't loaded an American prisoner has

escaped

how awful we get him we think he may be

in the house

there's no one here

don't they recognize me I don't

understand quiet sorry to disturb you

now do you trust me fortune smiles on

you I'm leaving here this afternoon I've

got a plane waiting I'll take you with

me until then we have time to relax tell

me how you disappeared

in Chinese start here don't you

hey then the long mud

all about the general I've had enough he

beats me you'll soon be coming up to the

box

I asked Eris

oh I'm sorry oh they're looking for me

let me come back well you can just

disappear no it's it's not that simple

how do you do it I'll and you're a very

beautiful girl but I'd be much happier

when were on that plane

don't worry about that now trust me I'll

never get on that plane

you can become invisible no I told you I

can't do it again for a while that

sounds familiar

I'll get your heart I want you around

see

what is your name he's Ling Shan food

he's had plastic surgery he's spying on

the West

I'd say buddy how's your bird it doesn't

look Chinese

long live China all the way will you I

say you think that's gone

who is not going on the plane with hold

on lieutenant link John fool you idiot

I'm a fool

happy now you're darn right

and what are you doing automatic pilot

look we're going to be a bit cramped in

here only you could be come in recently

well Danny wouldn't know me from the

automatic pilot now know more about that

oh man what a life this morning I was

facing a firing squad Here I am heading

out of China with a beautiful girl no

more foreign correspondent for me

nope just birth death marriage that's it

and it had to drug me

oh I'm not very much good to you this

fact

what are you work for

come on tell us I keep telling you New

York Tribune I starts a color who else

do you work for

who else oh my head oh damn it that

Chinese salesman told us that machine

would never fail perhaps he's telling

the truth general I'll do the perhaps

seeing around here colonel Oh take him

into my office and somebody get me an

aspirin

I can't machine has given me a headache

you know I have some buddies the aspirin

I'm gonna relate to the part sir good

line them up I'd like to say a last word

to them the lid hop squadron Oh leave

well taking baths for Chinese better

than the last lot soldier

you still look quite to me it's because

I'm afraid general what do you have to

be scared of they give you a parachute

before you jump thank you sir

all right senator China captain Perry

listed US Air Force Reserve number one

four six eight four one eight eight

fought in the Korean War civil

occupation foreign correspondence writes

a column under the name of matchless

photograph from Washington colonel

seems like he was telling the truth Jeff

wrong it's very confusing when they do

that mr. Liston well it seems you made a

slight error good no no it says here

that you were an officer in the Korean

War that they called you matchless and

that you write a column under that name

and that you entered Red China against

the orders of your paper that's right

matchless Far East expert he was

decorated for bravery yeah I didn't this

once since you were I like that so do I

well son how do you work it this

invisibility stunt that's my business

well could you work it again sure

man take them to the projection room

Oh No wait you work here yes I work here

I see everybody's a spy one half of the

world is out chasing the other half

they always have been handsome called me

sometime

I'm in the codebook hey where are we

New York I'll call you

extraordinary man man who holds the key

to a monster secret there the world

you'll be seeing you in a close-up soon

I'll watch boy he'll be on any second

here now I want to show you one of the

richest most powerful men who ever put a

price on our security

watch carefully my boy he took months

for our cameraman to gather this

material there as I was saying it took

months to shoot this material

this man is very elusive this man is

asking so much for a secret that the

only thing we have left to do is steal

it from him

this film was taken with great risk by

one of our Italian agents Malini as you

can see this man has highly developed

tastes he was educated in England speaks

13 languages and 16 oriental dialects he

has money in banks all over the world

when is that Malini going to give us a

close-up oh this is torture I'm eating

the day

thank you

hey there there he is quiet is that

Gregory Andriana smart boy

where is that bulimia he's no longer

with us general he got an offer from

Hollywood to make movies Oh dismiss now

Perry you don't mind if I call you Perry

we're very informal here I'm general

Shapiro how do you do well my boy you're

in trouble

first Cuba then Red China your papers

had enough you've been fired let me see

that what after this mission you'll be

the greatest journalist in the world

he knows maybe the Pulitzer Prize

really now Andriano has a liquid in a

vial this big yes he has more than a

hundred of them yes what's in him I

can't tell you you can't

it's that big it's that big

I didn't know was that bigger now do you

see why you can't refuse this yeah why

we need you yes I do

it's for your country and to save

humanity understand I'll do the best I

can sir that's the boy yeah this is your

contact in Europe young man get all the

breaks all we have to do is go to

Washington to convince the committee