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Kenny, which type of fruit do you want?
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Everyone gets to take one piece of fruit.
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Well, what do you want?
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Oopsie. We like cereals in
the big plastic bags. Remember?
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Little Kenny, stop it. Don't call Daddy names.
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Kendra, Daddy does not lick dicks.
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Kendall, stop it.
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I'm not a dick licker!
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Maria, can you handle them?
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They're getting a little out of control.
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Credit please.
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It ain't going through.
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It's an old card.
You might have to try a couple times.
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Use the stamps.
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No. Keep trying.
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Maria, take the kids out to the car, please.
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Still denied?
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I'm just... Uh...
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Hey!
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Stop him!
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See kids, by putting this pool in, it's gonna
increase the property values of our home.
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Protect our shit from the fucking subprimes.
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Kenny, what is going on?
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I'm digging a pool.
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Why are the kids out here?
Why aren't you ready for work?
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'Cause I quit my job.
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I'm Django Unchained up
in this motherfucker.
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Signed my own freedom papers.
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What makes you think you can do this?
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Drugs.
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And said drugs finally
lifted a very confusing haze
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that had been lingering
over me for some time now.
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Be honest with yourself.
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If this family was really happy,
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would I be having dreams about cheating
on you almost every single night?
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You have dreams of cheating on me?
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I try to close my eyes and not take part in it.
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But it's... I can't.
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Every single night I go to sleep.
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Toby's teacher comes in,
school bus driver comes in.
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Both of them start fucking going down on me.
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Next thing I know, lesbian principal's in there.
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I'm fucking turning her out too.
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I don't want to do that shit, April.
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The days of Kenny Powers
turning out lesbians are fucking behind him.
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Kenny, what is going on?
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I can no longer hide from my stardom. Okay?
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Fame, fortune, adventure.
What dreams may come.
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I gave all this shit up for you.
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Now it's time for you to return the favor.
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I need you to support me in my efforts
to step back in the public spotlight.
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Can you do that?
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Let's go, kids.
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You're gonna take my workers?
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Is that a walk away in support?
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Is it?
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Okay.
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What the fuck?
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Guy. Woo-hoo-hoo.
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- Peek-a-boo.
- Kenny.
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You got them bath salts, motherfucker?
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- What?
- I'm fucking playing, dog.
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- Hallucinogenics.
- Oh.
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This burger's delicious. God damn.
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Damn it.
I told them a turkey club with no bread.
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- Kenny, you high?
- Huh?
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Are you high?
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Nope, not anymore. Percocet's just wore off.
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You been waiting at the gate all morning?
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Nah, just since 9:00.
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But your ass fucking drops in at lunch.
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Taking a half a day, you fucking slacker.
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Shit. Guy, on the serious tip,
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really glad me and you had
this chance to reconnect.
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The other night,
all that dancing, all that fucking talking,
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super inspiring.
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I had to fucking reevaluate
my whole deal, dog.
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It was a fun night, Kenny.
I'm glad you came out.
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Really got me thinking.
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Perhaps it is high time
my shit gets famous again.
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Yeah. I even went so far as to
fucking quit my bullshit 9-to-5.
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Wait a second. I didn't...
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I didn't tell you to quit your job, did I?
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Hey, look. Don't get weird.
It was in the subtext.
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You basically did tell me to quit my job,
but I don't give a fuck.
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This is what I should do.
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You've finally fucking woken me up.
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I mean, I put my whole entire family's
financial well-being on the line.
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I'm not going to be able to
fucking feed or clothe my children.
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That's how serious
I'm taking this fame bullshit.
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I just need somebody to give me a shot.
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You know what, Kenny?
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I'm going to give you a shot.
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I'm gonna get you a co-host
spot on Thursday's show.
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What do you think about that?
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What the fuck does that mean? What is that?
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You can sit down next to the other guys
and we can talk about sports on Sports Sesh.
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Holy shit.
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Me on fucking TV?
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Dude, I'll guest host my fucking ass off
every single day if that's what it takes.
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Well, it's just going to be one show, so...
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All right. Well that's fine.
I can fucking get famous again.
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I can get famous off of that. That's great.
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If it happens on one show, then good for you.
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Fine. Famous again.
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- Yeah.
- Let's get on TV.
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Great job, TK.
I'll see you next week, okay? Bye.
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Stevie, what you doing?
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I just gave a lesson to TK.
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This bill, under pillow. You no pay bill?
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Well, I was gonna pay.
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We're just a little cash poor right now
and I didn't want you to worry.
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You are supposed to be a man.
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I'm sorry, Maria.
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I'm sorry... Ow!
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- You're pussy.
- I'm not a pussy.
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No, you die.
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Kenny, Kendall, Kendra, what's shaking?
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I'm not your uncle. Please don't call me that.
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- I'm not related to you.
- What's cracking, brother?
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Gross. The one that shares my name
is over there picking his fucking boogs.
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They all share your name and
they all pick their boogs.
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Come here.
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Oh, my gosh, I miss that smell.
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Please don't smell me, Steve. Just hug, okay?
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Good to see you, bro...
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I will fucking kill you!
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TV, Kenny. That's fucking epic.
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TV is a big deal.
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No shit, dog. This fucking TV shit
could kick this goddamn Kenny Powers brand
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right where it needs to be, dude.
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I'm talking fucking product endorsements,
restaurant chains, sex tapes,
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a motherfucking fragrance.
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A fragrance. That's good.
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So what do you think? Ready to leave
your shitty life behind and fucking join me?
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Kenny, that's appealing, but
unfortunately I work for myself now.
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You give saxophone lessons, dude.
What is that, like fucking 20 bucks an hour?
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Come on, dude. I'm giving you a shot
to get that fucking mega payday
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that you and I never got, man.
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Well, that's really nice of you.
But look, I have all this. I just can't swing it.
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What, this modular home?
This place is a shit hole.
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What? Are you blind?
This is practically brand new.
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Yes, I'm not blind, dude.
Look at the fucking craftsmanship, dude.
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These shitty-ass fucking cabinets.
This fucking bullshit bar.
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What, laminate tiles? Give me a fucking break.
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Kenny, I have responsibilities.
I have four kids.
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Dude, I have two white kids, dog.
Straight up white kids.
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And I know they're
a lot more fucking expensive
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to take care of than
fucking four Mexicans, dude.
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Four Mexican kids is equal to two white kids.
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Fine. Do whatever. Don't fucking
join me, man. Go about your own shit.
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But just know this, if you're not with me,
you're against me, okay?
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I just made you into a terrorist, bitch.
How about that?
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From this moment forward,
I fucking hate you, dog.
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Fine.
If that's how you want it, then we're enemies.
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Enemy combatants. The next time I see you,
I'll fucking light you up.
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- I'll strike you, motherfucker.
- Motherfucker, you don't...
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- That's my cabinet.
- Fuck that cabinet, bitch.
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Get out of here.
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- Fucking napkins.
- No, not the napkins.
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I'm not afraid to kill you.
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I am your worst night...
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You didn't let me finish. Open that door.
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I... Don't drop my chandelier!
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Don't drop my chandelier!
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Wife.
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If you weren't married to me
and saw this shit on the street,
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would you try to fucking pound this ass?
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Be honest with me.
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'Cause right now I'm starting to
kind of feel like Oprah.
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Big and black.
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So you're really going through with this?
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Yes, April.
Why do you think I'm all dressed up for?
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That's nice. What does it pay?
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Well, you know I had to put down
2,400 bucks to join SAG.
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Besides that, we gotta kind of
look at this as an investment.
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So, nothing?
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Don't patronize me.
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Can't you put your jealous rage aside
for at least one moment and be supportive?
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I support this whole family.
Because I'm the only one with a job.
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Ooh, disgusting. Shame on you.
I'll put a curse on you.
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- I'll put a curse on this whole family.
- That's rude.
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Just remember this shit when I come home
and have a victory celebration,
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'cause I kicked ass on the show and
I ate a whole goddamn pizza by myself.
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Don't share a one single slice with you.
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No slices for wife.
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Hey, Tommy...
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Can I just get you
to sign this for me?
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That's the last time you
get me for scale, Ding-dong.
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Guys.
You remember these douchebags, right?
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- Hell yeah.
- Hey, Kenny.
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- What's up, man?
- Tight times the other evening, boys.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, lots of dancing.
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And this fuck you didn't meet
'cause he didn't come to my charity event.
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This is Dontel Benjamin.
He is the wild card of our team.
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Word, the wild card. Nice to meet you.
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Yo, throw that out.
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Took her drawers off, all I saw
was stretch marks and dimples.
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You talking about the midget?
The midget? The midget did that?
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All right. This is the moment of truth,
Kenny, you ready?
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Yes. Yes, I'm ready.
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Okay. Let's go, buddy.
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Okay. We're live in five, four, three...
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Showtime.
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Yes, yes, y'all.
You know what time it is.
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It's time for Sports Sesh.
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And here's your host, Guy Young.
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Kenny. Kenny.
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- Shoot it, Kenny.
- Shoot it, Kenny!
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For three.
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Dontel still got it.
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Hey, welcome to another
session of Sports Sesh.
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I'm Guy Young, and these guys
are getting old and they're out of shape.
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True story.
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We have a very special show for you today
because we have a very special guest,
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Mr. Kenny Powers.
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Wonderful to be here. Thank you very much
for having me here. Thank you.
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And if you remember, we did a story
on this a few years ago,
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he walked away from the game of baseball.
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But that wasn't the strange thing.
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He walked away literally
right in the middle of a game.
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- Crazy.
- It's crazy, right?
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That's the craziest thing I ever heard.
Who does that?
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Well, you guys, I did what I had to do.
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I gave up fame for true love.
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Na-na-na-na. Love?
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I wanna see what that stripper look like.
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So she calls you and says, "Hey, boo boo,
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"I need you to go ahead and cut out
on the game, my back hurt."
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There was no phone call. I faked my death
and then showed up at her doorstep.
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Oh, hell no!
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Here we go.
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Did this man just say
he became a ghost for a ho?
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Y'all, I've heard it all! Take me now, bro!
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Well, that's very amusing.
It's pretty funny but...
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- I actually have a very...
- Na-na-na-na. Look.
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I just remembered,
I got a bone to pick with you, Guy.
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Uh-oh. Here we go.
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Now last week, he sat up here
and told all of us
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that those rumors about Daniel Green
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getting that Georgia cheerleader pregnant
weren't true.
242
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,485
That's not what I said. I said I wasn't sure.
243
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,847
- See, that's a big difference.
- Well, the DNA test was damn sure.
244
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,320
- Yes, it is.
- You got a point.
245
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,244
- You know, the funny thing about DNA tests...
- Na-na-na-na. Look.
246
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,121
Now we've all been on the road.
You get back to the hotel...
247
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,130
Look, a man's going to be a man.
And I'm just gonna leave it at that.
248
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,011
Well, you know, some men...
249
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,004
And that's all Dontel is gonna say about that.
250
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,161
You wanted to say something, Kenny?
251
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,965
- No, that's it. All good.
- No, I just...
252
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,169
Okay, Dontel. But, Kenny?
253
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,568
- Not the man is also...
- That's it.
254
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,210
- Different men can have...
- That's it. That's it.
255
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,089
- But you have a different spin on it?
- No, he doesn't.
256
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,491
- A man will be a man.
- Yeah, a man gonna be a man.
257
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,847
That's all Dontel got to say about that.
That's all Dontel gonna say.
258
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,445
That's Dontel. Said that already.
259
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,488
All right.
Guess we're just gonna leave it at that.
260
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,241
All right, well, let's move on
to our first hot topic.
261
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,529
Major League Baseball is in
a little bit of hot water.
262
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,204
...like, these guys...
263
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,525
What do you think about that, Kenny?
264
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,727
Hmm?
265
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,881
What's up?
266
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,371
What are your thoughts on that?
267
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,090
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
268
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,645
That's... Hell yeah. Of course.
269
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,688
So you're saying Latino players
should get paid less?
270
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,889
Is that what you're saying, Kenny? You're
saying Latino players should get paid less?
271
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,889
- Maybe you should go to the next person...
- Na-na-na-na.
272
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,048
You sat up here and told
our listening audience
273
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,043
that Latino players should not get paid.
274
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,206
Okay. Let's calm down on Kenny.
275
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,368
You can say he got
an old-school mindset, right?
276
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,364
I mean, you can tell by the way he's rocking
them Run-DMC black Levi jeans.
277
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,331
Who's house?
278
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,805
Run's house!
279
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,047
- That's really funny.
- I like that one.
280
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,251
Oh, baby.
281
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,165
- Are those tassels, or what is that?
- It's western...
282
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,891
- That's what they call that?
- Classic western cowboy fringe.
283
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:40,249
He was. Yes.
Kenny Powers was my best friend.
284
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,290
- If what you guys are saying...
- Hey, Elvis just called,
285
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,566
he said he wanted his suit back.
286
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,441
Guy. Guy, Guy.
287
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,604
Hey, yo, dude.
288
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,171
Should we talk to your producer
or something?
289
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,004
See about maybe booking me
on another appearance?
290
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,161
Kenny...
291
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,284
Seriously, you wanna have this conversation?
292
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,008
Sure, to... Gist of like whether there's
an appropriate time to come back?
293
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,082
Kenny, were you at the same show
that I was at?
294
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,088
No. You weren't. Because you
were staring up at the fucking lights.
295
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,563
You were terrible out there.
Dontel just walked all over you.
296
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,450
He took out his big fat dick and he
started smacking you in the face with it.
297
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:20,320
Just smacking you all in the face
and fucking smacking your nose.
298
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,482
And fucking poking you in the ears.
And what do you do?
299
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,683
"I guess I have to get poked
in the goddamn ear by a big fat dick."
300
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,964
Instead of going, "Maybe I should fucking
tell him to fucking get that dick outta my ear."
301
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,203
Okay. I think I see. So you just want me to be
a little maybe quicker on the uptake,
302
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,645
maybe be a little louder, project more?
303
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,121
I want you to fucking take Dontel down, man!
304
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,564
He's turning the Sesh into a
goddamn minstrel show. Dancing around...
305
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,449
A-ha-ha-ha.
306
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,204
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah. God...
307
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,290
Fucking dancing around like goddamn
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
308
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,887
Well, I didn't know what was going on.
I mean, a minstrel show, shit. Well, I'm sorry.
309
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,531
No. You know what? No, I'm sorry, Kenny.
310
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,682
I just... I thought you were something
that you're not anymore
311
00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:01,409
and I brought you in because I thought
we can level the playing field.
312
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,960
And I was wrong, man.
I bet on the wrong horse.
313
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,805
No, you didn't, all right?
I'm sorry I let you down, dog.
314
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,162
But I am your horse, dude.
I'm the fucking right horse.
315
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,840
You want me to take out Dontel?
I'll assassinate that motherfucker.
316
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,685
I will fucking kill him on TV. Trust me.
317
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,006
I got a fire in my belly
and I can fucking do this.
318
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,890
- You got a fire in your belly, Kenny?
- It's burning so bright.
319
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,321
Give me one more shot.
320
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,088
All right. I'll give you one more shot.
321
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,045
- Don't blow it, Kenny.
- I will blow nothing.
322
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,520
Next time, wear a suit.
323
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,489
Go Toby!
324
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,929
Kenny, you're missing the game.
325
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,884
No, I'm seeing the game.
326
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,362
Yeah. Yeah, I see you, Toby.
I see you blowing it.
327
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,927
Good job. I'm just hiding of embarrassment.
328
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,971
Hey, guys. Hey, you. How was the TV thing?
329
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,610
You seemed so nervous, I had to turn it off.
330
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,328
Ain't nobody nervous. It was fine.
Your breath smells like sour cream and onion.
331
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,971
That's 'cause I'm snacking on these chips.
You want any?
332
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,246
- No.
- No, gross.
333
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,160
So Kenny, is this a real job
or something you're just doing for fun?
334
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,444
No. I was invited by Guy Young himself
to appear on his television show.
335
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,045
- You were invited?
- Yes.
336
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,921
I thought you won a contest or something.
I didn't see the beginning.
337
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,890
Ain't nobody win no contest.
There's too much estrogen over here.
338
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,885
I'm gonna go hang with the men folk.
339
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,646
Let's go, let's go. Yes, yes, yes.
340
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,200
"Yes, yes, yes."
What's happening over here, butt buddies?
341
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,441
- How's it going, Ken?
- Hey, Kenny.
342
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,841
- Great job on the Sesh.
- Congratulations, man.
343
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,490
- Good job.
- When's the Emmy? When's the Emmy party?
344
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,925
You gonna have us over for Emmy drinks?
345
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,723
What the hell's so funny? Why are you guys
saying that in a patronizing kind of way?
346
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,200
No. I'm sorry.
I thought we were doing a thing.
347
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,602
I thought you realized you... It was a disaster.
348
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,845
- Say what?
- You were terrible.
349
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,242
Okay. So terrible that I guess
Guy Young invited me back to do it again.
350
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,288
- So I guess I wasn't too terrible.
- It was weird.
351
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,483
Oh, gosh, April. You seem so tense.
352
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,451
I mean, is he looking for other work?
Is this affecting you and the kids?
353
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,885
- Are you thinking about leaving him?
- No.
354
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,570
- No?
- No, no, no.
355
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:10,441
I mean, I'm trying to be supportive.
You know, but I have my reservations.
356
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:14,282
Well, if you guys ever need a place
to crash away from him,
357
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,010
you know, our house is too big.
358
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,411
Dixie, it's not gonna come to that.
359
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,211
Well, you never know.
It's always a possibility.
360
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,883
But it's not possible with us. So...
We're gonna be just fine.
361
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,962
Yes, it will be just great.
362
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,567
You had that "deer in the headlights" look.
363
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,166
Did I? What fucking channel were you
watching me on, motherfucker?
364
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,281
Bollywood Classics?
365
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,370
Come on, man. Just joking around.
It was kind of a...
366
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,646
You know what? I'm done with this, dude.
367
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,724
I thought I was gonna come over here and
have some good camaraderie with you dudes.
368
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,565
Here's one dude who's
fucking going for the stars.
369
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,008
Trying to make something with his life.
What do I get? I get fucking hater shit, dude.
370
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,560
I get fucking message board
fucking pettiness over here.
371
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,644
I won't forget this. You guys were not there
to support me in this time.
372
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,484
- Come on now.
- Hey, Kenny.
373
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,642
- We're joking around.
- Kenny. Come on now.
374
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,046
Kenny. You can't take a joke?
375
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,804
No, I can take a joke. That wasn't funny.
376
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,404
- Kenny, come on.
- Come on.
377
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,970
- Hey, Kenny.
- Hey, Ken, come on.
378
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:10,767
I don't think that it's too late to go back
to Millennial and apologize to Mark.
379
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,241
I think that he would give you your job back.
380
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,011
Trust me. Millennial's off the table.
I can't fucking go back there.
381
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,605
- Don't shout.
- I'm not shouting,
382
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,366
I'm just explaining to you that I'm not gonna
go back to Millennial, all right?
383
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:25,604
Once you punch your boss in his face,
you don't usually get your job back.
384
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,648
My whole goddamn world's in a free fall.
385
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,246
I got to go back on the show
with these quick-witted bullies
386
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,641
and get fucking double peni'ed
on live television.
387
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,723
Stevie doesn't even believe anymore.
388
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,564
Now my own wife.
389
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,520
My whole entire mystique has all
but fucking faded.
390
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,610
Good night, Kenny.
391
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,725
"Good night, Kenny."
392
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,928
Are you gonna go back on TV?
393
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,845
I don't know. Your mom's been
acting like a real bitch about it.
394
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,845
Maybe I'll just say fuck it all. Just stay
back here and practice on my moves.
395
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,685
You still got it.
396
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,803
Toby, go inside. Now.
397
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,121
You motherfucker.
398
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,121
What did I tell you if I saw you again?
I said I'd fucking destroy you!
399
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,406
- Don't destroy me.
- I'll strike you!
400
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,723
I surrender unto you. I surrender unto you.
401
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,929
Very well. I shall show you mercy.
402
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,606
- Thank you.
- Why have you cometh to me?
403
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,280
Well, I saw you on the Sesh.
404
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,485
So you came here to gloat, huh?
Kick me while I'm down?
405
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,609
Well, go ahead. Everybody else has.
406
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,004
You got me thinking.
407
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,690
I am a cunt.
408
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,206
Okay, my own kids don't respect me.
409
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,681
My wife no longer sees me as a man,
410
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,764
and I am such a big pussy that
my dick can barely get hard.
411
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,849
That's very big of you to admit these things.
412
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,850
You know, Kenny, they say,
"To the victor goes the spoils."
413
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,762
Well, we fucking conquered the universe.
So where are our spoils?
414
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:09,807
I say, if this fucked up world
doesn't give us what we deserve,
415
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,884
we need to fucking take it.
416
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,726
If we do this, it's gonna take a ton of blood,
sugar, sex and magic.
417
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,883
The rewards will be great,
but this shit ain't gonna be easy.
418
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:26,249
Well, guess what, I can feel my little dick
getting hard already.
419
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,321
Word.
420
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,167
Well, let's get to work.
421
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,729
You know what, don't feel bad about not
being able to get a hard dick from your wife.
422
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,006
I couldn't get hard off of her either.
423
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,328
Well, that's nice of you to say. Thank you.
424
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,927
Celebrity. The life of an A-lister
comes with a unique set of demands.
425
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,961
And every celebrated person
needs a capable assistant.
426
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,044
- Fuck!
- Again.
427
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,209
There.
You see how he straightened out his slacks?
428
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,888
- Two pats down.
- Again. Straighten those slacks.
429
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,646
The assistant acts as the hands.
The brain sends the hand shit to do...
430
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,721
Again.
431
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,609
...and the hands get it done.
432
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,122
Again.
433
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,605
- It's too hard, man.
- It's not too hard.
434
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,967
Can a brain function
without hands? Yes.
435
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,242
Black people are
better at sports than whites.
436
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,766
- But I just think...
- Na-na-na-na-na.
437
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,807
Look.
438
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,803
But would it want to? Fuck no.
439
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,127
So when that motherfucker
hits you the na-na-na,
440
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,487
you got to come back with a yeah-yeah-yeah.
441
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:25,246
After all, somebody's got to
carry the water, fold the clothes,
442
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,966
wash the dishes and wipe the fucking ass.
443
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:32,250
For these jobs,
there is none better suited than the hands.
444
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,249
Two pats, down!
445
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,124
Two pats, down!
446
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,641
You're ready.
447
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,290
There's just one more thing.
448
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,410
Holy shit! Oh, my God!
449
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,687
I just spent 80 fucking
thousand dollars on a car.
450
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,886
What the fuck am I thinking?
451
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,361
Kenny, this Blue Book's for $97,000.
452
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:21,769
It was a steal. Worst case scenario,
we torch the fucker and collect the insurance.
453
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,841
Okay. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you're right.
454
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,961
Torch it. Fuck it.
455
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,886
This is it, dog. It's on now.
456
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:02,170
Kenny Powers. Boy, you looking
like a new-school player in that suit.
457
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,208
But that's a bullshit ass haircut.
458
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,805
I can't do this, dude.
I got to get out of here, man.
459
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,803
- This was a bad idea.
- What are you talking about?
460
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,405
You got... You're ready.
You got these hot new clothes.
461
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,766
No, we got to get out of here.
462
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,490
It's just these lights, dude,
they're so fucking hot.
463
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,724
Kenny, no, no, no. Don't do this.
464
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,007
I'm just feeling anxiety, dude.
I'm having shortness of breath.
465
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,003
These fucking lights
are beaming down on me.
466
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,445
Don't go into the light, Kenny.
467
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,931
- Don't go into the light.
- The lights have me.
468
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,968
- They're fucking lulling me in.
- Stay with me, Kenny.
469
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,849
I smell burnt toast.
470
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,843
Kenny.
471
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,530
April.
472
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,683
I came here to wish you good luck.
473
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,924
I didn't think you believed in me.
474
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,971
I never said that.
I never worried that you would fail.
475
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,042
I only worried that you would succeed.
476
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,011
And I'm scared.
477
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,646
I'm scared that I can't have
my husband Kenny
478
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,969
and the famous Kenny at the same time.
479
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,370
And I don't want to lose you.
480
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,970
I'm not going anywhere.
481
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:58,329
You can have all the Kennys
that there are Kennys of.
482
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,686
I love you.
483
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,569
I'm just following my dream.
484
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,165
I know that now.
485
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,643
And if this is what makes you happy...
486
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,285
Well, then go fuck shit up.
487
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,441
I intend to.
488
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,730
All right, places everyone.
489
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,008
Thanks for coming.
490
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,560
I should also tell you that
I bought an $80,000 car.
491
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,281
We'll talk about it after the show.
492
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,210
Okay.
493
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,642
We're live in five, four,
494
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,165
three...
495
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,365
Yes, yes, y'all.
496
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,805
You know what time it is.
497
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,248
It's time for the Sports Sesh.
498
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,291
And now, here's your host, Guy Young.
499
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,011
It's time. It's time.
500
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,003
Come on, baby. Come on.
501
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,445
Look alive. Look alive.
502
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,081
Here we go, baby.
503
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,201
Whoo!
504
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,081
There you go, brother.
505
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,761
There we go.
506
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,523
Dontel! Dontel!
507
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,926
That's my nigga, that's my nigga.
508
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,966
Do you like this kind of stuff?
509
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,007
I just don't like this kind of stuff.
510
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,730
- I don't like this kind of stuff.
- Kenny Powers.
511
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,723
That was ugly, Dontel.
512
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,245
Wow, that was embarrassing.
513
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,482
Kenny had a block party and invited Dontel.
514
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,922
Welcome back to another
session of Sports Sesh.
515
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,242
I'm Guy Young and these guys are just guys.
516
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,402
Now I want to just jump right into hot topics.
517
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,927
Ricky Parks just left Orlando
for a big contract with the Knicks.
518
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,485
Cool move or fool move.
519
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,080
- Cool move.
- Fool, fool move, man.
520
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,049
- Why's that?
- Those fans in Orlando,
521
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,600
they worship that guy.
Whatever happened to loyalty?
522
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,001
Well, I got to disagree with you, Dontel.
523
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,684
I don't care what you think. All right?
524
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,845
Now look, when I played,
I had a rapport with the local fan base.
525
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,645
It's not always about the money, gentlemen.
526
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,291
Well, if it's not about the money,
then why didn't you play for free, dog?
527
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,121
Say "yeah-yeah-yeah."
528
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,169
He makes a good point there, Dontel.
529
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,169
- You made a lot of money.
- A lot.
530
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,845
I mean, let's face facts, guys.
531
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,167
Playing sports is, after all, a business.
532
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,803
The way I see it, this dude saw a chance
to get paid and he took it.
533
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,247
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
534
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,687
You know, I played for over 10
teams and do you know why?
535
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,201
'Cause those were the teams
that were willing to pay me the most money.
536
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,723
- I play to get paid.
- That's the American way.
537
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,921
Get that wallet stacked.
538
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,001
Na-na-na-na-na.
539
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,009
Yeah-yeah-yeah, Dontel. Back the up.
540
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,610
Goddamn fangs,
looking like a motherfucking extra from Blade.
541
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,210
Look at this dude, looking like,
like dude from Achy Breaky Heart.
542
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,766
We want to talk about hair?
Let's talk about hair for a second, shall we?
543
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,683
Let's talk about that bald-ass
shiny head of yours?
544
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,921
Looking like black Destro.
545
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,287
Honestly, this motherfucker
looks like a Milk Dud.
546
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,771
Doesn't Dontel look like a Milk Dud?
547
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,921
Milk Dud!
548
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,331
Na-na-na-na.
549
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,522
Why I got to be a Milk Dud?
Because I'm black?
550
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,125
You don't have to be a Milk Dud.
551
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,487
You could be Tic Tacs
the way your goddamn breath's kicking.
552
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,689
Smells like you been chewing on
buttholes all afternoon.
553
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,290
Diarrhea buttholes.
554
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,526
- Diarrhea stinky buttholes.
- What y'all laughing at?
555
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,041
That's right, Kenny. Fuck him in the ass.
Fuck him in the ass.
556
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,811
What y'all laughing at?
557
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,281
Watch out, audience.
This motherfucker about to stink you up.
558
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,362
Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
559
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,528
You want to see a nigga, huh?
560
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,041
You want to see a nigga,
I will show you a nigga.
561
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,121
I prefer not to see one today.
562
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,571
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
563
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,725
- Holy shit!
- Okay. Everybody calm down.
564
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,801
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
565
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,201
- Get off me. You know what?
- Calm down, man.
566
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,289
You know what, Guy? Man, fuck you.
567
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,408
Fuck these losers.
568
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,965
Fuck those assholes out there.
569
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,166
All right, we will be right back...
570
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,527
- I'm out of this motherfucker.
- Dontel left the building.
571
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,683
Out of here. Out of here.
572
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,445
Get a toothbrush, homes.
573
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,209
All right, we'll be right back.
574
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,250
And when we get back, we're gonna have
some more Kenny f'ing Powers.
575
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,650
Give it up for Kenny.
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