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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:23,361 [Mr. Nobody] This is a story about four couch potatoes and... 2 00:00:23,393 --> 00:00:26,463 Oh, my God, I should be drinking for this. 3 00:00:26,463 --> 00:00:28,699 This bag of ham is Cliff Steele, 4 00:00:28,731 --> 00:00:30,268 an egocentric racing champion 5 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:34,270 who drove his family under a jackknifed trailer. Yikes! 6 00:00:34,304 --> 00:00:35,804 Now his brain is all that's left 7 00:00:35,838 --> 00:00:39,109 housed inside this robot by this man, Niles Caulder. 8 00:00:39,143 --> 00:00:42,713 -[director] Action! -[Mr. Nobody] Rita Farr was a star of the silver screen. 9 00:00:42,746 --> 00:00:46,017 Then a mysterious liquid changed her into a terrifying blob, 10 00:00:46,051 --> 00:00:49,020 -forcing her to hide from common society. -[yelling] 11 00:00:49,051 --> 00:00:54,051 Larry Trainor. Hotshot pilot, perfect life, perfect wife, and a hidden secret. 12 00:00:55,593 --> 00:01:00,195 Mix in cosmic radiation and the worst sunburn you've ever seen, and voila! 13 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,966 An energy being living inside a man. 14 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Finally, Jane. Sixty-four individual personas with unique superpowers. 15 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,739 Each one just, oh, so precious. 16 00:01:10,774 --> 00:01:14,027 Which one of you motherfuckers wants me to jerk a knot in your ass? 17 00:01:14,027 --> 00:01:14,936 [Cliff] Fuck me. 18 00:01:14,936 --> 00:01:17,664 [Mr. Nobody] One day, these clowns jumped in their clown car, 19 00:01:17,664 --> 00:01:21,009 drove into clown town and a three-ring circus broke out. 20 00:01:21,043 --> 00:01:24,212 The only thing this sideshow needs is a trained donkey, 21 00:01:24,242 --> 00:01:26,013 which brings us to me. 22 00:01:26,046 --> 00:01:28,683 I had a Nazi turn me into a Rubik's cube, 23 00:01:28,715 --> 00:01:32,087 manifested my desire for chaos into this flatulent beast 24 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,421 and set this towny town to self-destruct. 25 00:01:35,456 --> 00:01:36,924 All caught up? Good. 26 00:01:36,956 --> 00:01:41,956 Let the pretentious title sequence begin. 27 00:02:54,668 --> 00:02:57,367 [people screaming] 28 00:03:02,074 --> 00:03:04,775 [tires screeching] 29 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:13,259 [Ezekiel] Now comes their reckoning. 30 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,830 They lashed their whips at you, dear Lord, 31 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:20,336 and now they will be lashed with eternal flame. 32 00:03:20,370 --> 00:03:22,872 I have been faithful unto death. 33 00:03:22,906 --> 00:03:27,906 Crown me and let me be seated by your most holy side. 34 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,812 Yes! I am ready, Father, 35 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:34,593 to lead your... [screams] 36 00:03:36,852 --> 00:03:38,787 [Cliff] What the fuck? 37 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:42,191 -[screaming] -[Mr. Nobody] Welcome back to the shitshow, everyone. 38 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,526 Where were we? 39 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,527 -[man screaming] -[Larry] No! 40 00:03:46,562 --> 00:03:51,098 [Mr. Nobody] Ah, yeah. I was just opening my big fat hole. 41 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,435 [ground cracks] 42 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:55,069 Alas, our merry band of misfits were not equipped 43 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,241 for grand acts of heroism just yet. 44 00:03:57,274 --> 00:04:01,977 That was a finesse that dear old daddy hadn't bothered to teach them. 45 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:05,680 -[man screaming] -[Mr. Nobody laughing] 46 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,049 Who are you talking to? 47 00:04:07,084 --> 00:04:10,818 Grant Morrison fans, Reddit trolls with DC subscriptions, 48 00:04:10,854 --> 00:04:14,955 and the three new fans who stuck around after the donkey fart. 49 00:04:14,991 --> 00:04:17,826 You still think you control this story, don't you? 50 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:22,031 Haven't seen any evidence to the contrary, old friend. 51 00:04:22,064 --> 00:04:27,064 To wit. You've slipped through my fingers for the last time. 52 00:04:30,805 --> 00:04:32,454 [Larry] No! 53 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:38,225 It's the Chief! 54 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:46,221 [screaming and grunting] 55 00:04:46,254 --> 00:04:47,855 [screaming] 56 00:04:47,889 --> 00:04:48,889 No! 57 00:04:57,264 --> 00:05:00,970 [Cliff] Jane! Jane! 58 00:05:01,002 --> 00:05:02,237 Don't do it. 59 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:04,838 Wait! No, don't do it! 60 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,673 No. Jane, what are you doing? 61 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,644 No! No. Jane! 62 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,627 Jane! No! No! 63 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,427 [Cliff] Holy shit. 64 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:42,810 -[explosion] -[Cliff gasps] 65 00:05:42,845 --> 00:05:46,281 Holy shit! 66 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:49,483 -[gasps] Holy shit! -We get the point! 67 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:51,987 We all saw it, there's no need to restate the obvious. 68 00:05:52,021 --> 00:05:54,557 [Cliff] I'm sorry. Am I reacting too much for you? 69 00:05:54,557 --> 00:05:56,725 [Rita] I just don't see how hysterics are going to help. 70 00:05:56,725 --> 00:05:58,259 [Cliff] One, I don't get hysterical. 71 00:05:58,293 --> 00:05:59,927 Two, what are you doing to help? 72 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:03,031 Me? Well, nothing. 73 00:06:03,064 --> 00:06:05,165 Look, it's all going to be fine. 74 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,502 Chief disappears all the time. 75 00:06:06,535 --> 00:06:08,504 [Cliff] Into a fucking hole? 76 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,305 In the fucking ground? 77 00:06:10,338 --> 00:06:12,673 [Rita] Well, don't get snippy with me. 78 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:14,242 I've known Niles Caulder a long time, 79 00:06:14,276 --> 00:06:17,778 and no matter how long he's gone, he always comes back. 80 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,281 [Cliff] What about Jane? 81 00:06:19,314 --> 00:06:20,482 What about the town? 82 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,218 Jane can take care of herself, believe me. 83 00:06:22,252 --> 00:06:25,153 And Chief will know what to do about the town when he gets back. 84 00:06:25,187 --> 00:06:27,189 [Cliff] So, denial beats hysteria? 85 00:06:27,223 --> 00:06:31,560 You're ignoring the part where Chief said his enemies were coming for him. 86 00:06:31,593 --> 00:06:33,629 Actually, you ignored that part 87 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:36,764 when you insisted on staying behind to, what? 88 00:06:36,798 --> 00:06:39,502 Protect some townies? Punch some bad guys? 89 00:06:39,535 --> 00:06:41,170 We could've been miles from here by now. 90 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,673 [Cliff] But you're not. You turned the bus around for me. 91 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,706 Jane turned the bus around for you. 92 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:48,711 I went along with it in a moment of temporary insanity. 93 00:06:48,711 --> 00:06:50,512 [Cliff] So, sue me for wanting to do the right thing. 94 00:06:50,512 --> 00:06:53,781 And what does the right thing look like now? 95 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:57,418 Look around, Cliff. 96 00:06:57,451 --> 00:07:02,324 You can't punch nothing. 97 00:07:02,357 --> 00:07:06,725 [Cliff] Someone is responsible for this. 98 00:07:06,761 --> 00:07:08,697 [Larry] We are. 99 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:13,002 Everything that's happened went exactly as it was supposed to. 100 00:07:13,035 --> 00:07:16,939 This is what the world looks like when we try to live in it. 101 00:07:16,971 --> 00:07:18,906 Niles warned us. 102 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,975 Then proved himself right. 103 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:26,011 We'd be well-served to take the Chief's advice from now on. 104 00:07:26,548 --> 00:07:28,449 [Cliff] You're kidding me. 105 00:07:28,483 --> 00:07:29,685 You're gonna run again? 106 00:07:29,718 --> 00:07:32,487 [Larry] As far away from here as possible. 107 00:07:32,521 --> 00:07:35,088 [Cliff] Where are you going? 108 00:07:35,124 --> 00:07:36,959 It's Thursday. 109 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,026 Trash day? 110 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,528 [Cliff] So that's it? 111 00:07:39,562 --> 00:07:41,161 I'm going this alone. 112 00:07:41,196 --> 00:07:43,966 What did you expect, Cliff? 113 00:07:43,999 --> 00:07:47,370 We're not heroes. 114 00:07:47,403 --> 00:07:49,052 [explosion] 115 00:08:00,149 --> 00:08:05,149 -[Patty] Give me a sec. -[Tim] Make it quick. 116 00:08:07,288 --> 00:08:10,358 [keypad beeping] 117 00:08:10,391 --> 00:08:11,742 [beeping] 118 00:08:17,899 --> 00:08:20,134 [Patty gasps] 119 00:08:20,168 --> 00:08:21,670 [keypad beeps] 120 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,237 What is taking so long? 121 00:08:23,271 --> 00:08:28,271 It, um... it wants to talk to you. 122 00:08:32,514 --> 00:08:34,913 [keypad beeping] 123 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:48,831 What is this shit? 124 00:08:48,831 --> 00:08:52,432 -[ATM trills] -Whoa... Whoa, whoa! 125 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:53,634 [male voice on ATM] Congrats, man. 126 00:08:53,668 --> 00:08:56,205 You just upgraded from misdemeanor to felony. 127 00:08:56,235 --> 00:09:00,408 -[bone cracks] -[screams] 128 00:09:00,442 --> 00:09:01,740 [Patty whimpering] 129 00:09:01,777 --> 00:09:02,946 Hey! 130 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:07,976 [male voice on ATM] Psst! It's me you want, broke-ass. 131 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:15,124 [screams, grunts] 132 00:09:15,157 --> 00:09:16,355 [groans] 133 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,365 Cops are on their way. 134 00:09:23,398 --> 00:09:25,067 You're Cyborg. 135 00:09:25,099 --> 00:09:26,301 [scoffs] 136 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:29,335 You can call me Vic. 137 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:39,793 [lively chatter and laughter] 138 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,960 [device trilling] 139 00:09:51,993 --> 00:09:55,163 [phone ringing] 140 00:09:55,197 --> 00:09:56,331 Hey, Dad. 141 00:09:56,365 --> 00:09:58,634 I just downloaded your systems report for analysis. 142 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:00,500 Nothing to debrief, simple mugging. 143 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,101 Oh, thank God for Cyborg. 144 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,740 You saved a whole $600. 145 00:10:03,773 --> 00:10:05,307 And a possible murder victim. 146 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,841 She saw the mugger's face. 147 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,211 This was the second location, there wasn't going to be a third. 148 00:10:09,245 --> 00:10:13,148 So you spent 57 seconds messing with the perps instead of disarming them. 149 00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:16,618 -Can we just fast-forward to your conclusion? -Okay. 150 00:10:16,652 --> 00:10:19,220 You're capable of better. 151 00:10:19,254 --> 00:10:21,322 [sighs] Do better. Copy that. 152 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:22,856 Like... I'm gonna eat. 153 00:10:22,892 --> 00:10:25,893 Enabling privacy mode until further notice. 154 00:10:25,927 --> 00:10:28,428 Copy that. 155 00:10:28,464 --> 00:10:30,163 [man 1] Whoo! What up, man? 156 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:34,269 [indistinct chatter] 157 00:10:34,302 --> 00:10:39,173 Grid. Pull up crime blotters. 158 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,543 Too small. Go deeper. 159 00:10:41,576 --> 00:10:45,947 Search ARGUS feed. 160 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:48,652 Horrible, destructive, chaotic. 161 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:53,682 Just a few of the words locals used to describe what they saw. 162 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,457 [Frank] Hey, Jim. I, uh... 163 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:58,158 I know you sent us out here to investigate an attack, 164 00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:00,461 but, uh, there's nothing here. 165 00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:01,697 The whole town's gone. 166 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:02,965 [Jim] God damn it, Frank. 167 00:11:02,999 --> 00:11:04,667 [Frank] Should I just rope it off? 168 00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:08,638 [Jim] Yeah. Call it water contamination or a gas leak or some shit. 169 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,840 I'll add it to the Ant Farm's backlog. 170 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,606 What's the name of that town again? 171 00:11:12,642 --> 00:11:17,642 [Frank] Cloverton. Cloverton, Ohio. 172 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:32,225 So, what have you got planned for the rest of the day? 173 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,562 After you fix my eye. 174 00:11:34,596 --> 00:11:36,562 There is no "after," Vic. 175 00:11:36,599 --> 00:11:40,735 Improving your programming is a full-time job. 176 00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:44,870 -Finally. -[door hisses] 177 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,341 Niles! 178 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,009 Vic. [laughs] 179 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:52,148 Good God! Have you grown another inch since I last saw you? 180 00:11:52,182 --> 00:11:55,481 Impossible. The cybernetics froze his growth after the accident. 181 00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:57,585 And you haven't changed a bit. 182 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,918 How the hell are you, Silas? 183 00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:02,625 Impatient. We said 10:30, Niles. 184 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:04,591 [sighs] 185 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,094 You know, the astronomers at Atacama 186 00:12:06,129 --> 00:12:08,532 couldn't figure out why I was so interested in their glass. 187 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,067 And the Chinese, they wouldn't even let me into Yunnan. 188 00:12:11,099 --> 00:12:16,099 So I had to crib my lensing technique from an exiled Burmese engineer. 189 00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:18,041 So, just a regular day at the office. 190 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:20,875 Well, the exercise keeps me young. 191 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,610 And it was worth it. 192 00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:24,177 How's the circus in Cloverton? 193 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,215 [Niles] It keeps me busy. 194 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:29,518 I'm working with some fascinating people. 195 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,620 Each one of them is just... 196 00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:35,389 bursting with potential. 197 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,523 Like you, Vic. 198 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:57,913 -[reporter] Some sort of giant blob run amok. -[people screaming] 199 00:12:57,947 --> 00:13:00,950 Horrible, disruptive, chaotic. 200 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:05,981 [woman] Fucking bitch! Give up your money or die! 201 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,441 [sighs] 202 00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:24,139 [Larry] Excuse me. 203 00:13:24,173 --> 00:13:27,042 Can I help... you? 204 00:13:27,076 --> 00:13:31,714 What's the single most remote place I can get to from the next bus? 205 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:35,451 Ismay, Montana. Uh, a great sky country. 206 00:13:35,484 --> 00:13:39,788 [Larry] Great. I've been wanting to work on my tan. 207 00:13:39,822 --> 00:13:42,791 That was a joke meant to make you feel more comfortable with my appearance. 208 00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:47,825 -[machine whirring] -[paper tearing] 209 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,037 [horn honks] 210 00:14:01,643 --> 00:14:02,844 [groans] 211 00:14:07,048 --> 00:14:09,551 You okay, mister? You got hit by some kind of firework. 212 00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:11,533 [Larry gasps] 213 00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:21,393 -Second thoughts? -Let's try somewhere else. 214 00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:26,868 [horn honks] 215 00:14:26,902 --> 00:14:29,302 No. Don't you dare, you little... 216 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,139 [grunts] 217 00:14:32,173 --> 00:14:33,541 [gasps] 218 00:14:33,576 --> 00:14:37,745 Mommy, the mummy's awake. 219 00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:41,229 Jenkins. Great brewery. 220 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,691 -[electricity crackling] -[groans] 221 00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:50,792 Kernville's nice. Good tubin'. 222 00:14:50,826 --> 00:14:52,961 -[electricity crackling] -[groans] 223 00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:55,096 -[electricity crackling] -[yelps] 224 00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:59,365 -[electricity crackling] -[groans] 225 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,937 Does it even matter? 226 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:04,404 [electricity crackling] 227 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,639 [groans in frustration] 228 00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:07,143 You son of a bitch. 229 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,312 -What do you want from me? -[people yelp] 230 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:13,148 I'm trying to protect people... from you! 231 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:14,716 From you! 232 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,451 Just let me go. 233 00:15:16,484 --> 00:15:18,552 Let me go! 234 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,937 [panting] 235 00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:47,981 [Cliff grunts] Here, donkey, donkey, donkey. 236 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:51,284 Here, boy. Come here. 237 00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:53,822 Hold still. No, donkey! Hee-haw! 238 00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,724 Fuck! Hey, wait up. 239 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:59,058 [donkey braying] 240 00:15:59,094 --> 00:16:04,094 Donkey! Son of a... [grunts in frustration] 241 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,034 Come here. Here. Get over here, you jackass! 242 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,738 God damn it! Brain the size of a fucking walnut. 243 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:14,042 Fucking ass! Hey! I'm talking to you! 244 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:19,076 You can run all you want, stupid donkey. I don't get tired. 245 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,548 Looking for this? 246 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,850 [Cliff] Who are you? 247 00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:24,219 Vic Stone. 248 00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:25,985 Some people call me Cyborg. 249 00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:27,154 Here to help. 250 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,557 [Cliff] Nice eye. You're in my way. 251 00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:32,461 -What's with the donkey? -It sent us a message. 252 00:16:32,495 --> 00:16:34,397 Been chasing this fleabag all morning. 253 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,197 Full of some kind of secrets or some shit. 254 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:39,335 I saw footage of you and your pals messing up that diner. 255 00:16:39,368 --> 00:16:42,537 Wanna explain how you managed to obliterate the rest of the town? 256 00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:43,971 Oh, Cyborg! 257 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,474 The guy who nobody asked to be here, 258 00:16:45,508 --> 00:16:47,777 who pokes his nose into business that ain't his! 259 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,875 Hi. 260 00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:51,913 Man, you must be one of Niles' strays. 261 00:16:51,947 --> 00:16:53,182 -You know the Chief? -I do. 262 00:16:53,215 --> 00:16:54,750 Why didn't you say you know the Chief? 263 00:16:54,783 --> 00:16:57,817 Because watching you trying to be effective is real distracting. 264 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,522 -Where is he? -He's gone. 265 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,687 Ground opened up. 266 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,259 Swallowed him and the whole town. 267 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:08,290 Our housemate Jane tried to save him, now she's gone, too. 268 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:09,865 Sorry. 269 00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:12,432 -I just need a second just to... -Oh, no, go ahead. Yeah. 270 00:17:12,468 --> 00:17:13,768 ...get this straight. 271 00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:15,304 [sighs] 272 00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:18,740 How does a band of circus freaks manage to screw up so badly 273 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:22,576 that they lose their leader and the whole entire town at the same damn time? 274 00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:25,814 [Cliff] Hey, Monday-morning QB, I don't feel good about it either. 275 00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,048 Did you see who made the hole? 276 00:17:27,082 --> 00:17:28,652 [Cliff] I was busy not getting swallowed by it. 277 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:32,153 -Where's the hole now? -It swallowed itself. 278 00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:33,855 Did you see anything useful? 279 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,356 [Cliff] Yes, damn it! The donkey! 280 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:36,723 What's the donkey got to do with it? 281 00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:39,428 [Cliff] That's what I'm trying to figure out, asshole! 282 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:42,308 [brays and retches] 283 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:50,236 I take it that's Jane. 284 00:17:56,845 --> 00:17:59,847 [sighs] 285 00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:01,682 [door opens] 286 00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:15,365 Larry. 287 00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:18,401 I'm just, um, borrowing some... 288 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:21,701 Hmm. I don't know what I'm doing. 289 00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:24,076 I thought you left. 290 00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:29,644 [Larry sighs] I ran from you, you know. 291 00:18:29,678 --> 00:18:31,278 When you... 292 00:18:31,313 --> 00:18:33,816 -you know, in Cloverton. -Mmm. 293 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,785 You needed us. 294 00:18:36,817 --> 00:18:39,721 Me. 295 00:18:39,755 --> 00:18:40,990 [Larry sighs] 296 00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:46,021 I ran away because I can't control this thing inside of me. 297 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,865 I would've run from me, too. 298 00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:54,897 If I could run from me right now, I would. [chuckles] 299 00:19:00,509 --> 00:19:03,912 We don't have to get involved. 300 00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:07,714 Especially if we make things worse. 301 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:11,652 -[Cliff] We got a live one! -[door opens] 302 00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,488 Jane? What happened? 303 00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,057 [Cliff] The donkey spit her out. 304 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,924 -What? -[Cliff] The donkey spit her out. 305 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,661 You know, when he says it twice like that, it really does sound crazy. 306 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,865 Name's Vic. 307 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,866 Cyborg. 308 00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:28,103 From Detroit. 309 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:32,173 So you're some sort of big city hero? 310 00:19:32,207 --> 00:19:33,709 I wouldn't say that. 311 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,478 Heroes never do. 312 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:39,861 See? No need to get involved. 313 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,558 [laughter] 314 00:19:52,594 --> 00:19:55,230 [Niles laughing] 315 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,700 [Vic panting] 316 00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:00,433 [grunting in pain] 317 00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:04,204 -[sighs loudly] -Whew. Got some wheels there, Grandpa. 318 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,643 So how did you break your eye anyway, Vic? 319 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,076 Catching bank robbers? Busting gangs? 320 00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:11,814 [chuckles] Protecting and serving. 321 00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:15,451 Dad thinks I got a real shot at the Justice League in about five years. 322 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,652 Maybe sooner if I stay on top of my training. 323 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:18,987 [Niles] Is that so? 324 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,387 How about you, old man? 325 00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:21,756 How come you're not in the game? 326 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,026 Who says I'm not? 327 00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:25,594 -Dad says you're more of a social worker these days. -Ha! 328 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,896 You know, taking in those strays, putting them back together. 329 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:31,732 Yeah, well, not all battles are won on the front lines, Vic. 330 00:20:31,768 --> 00:20:35,701 You know, you should come out to Cloverton sometime and see for yourself. 331 00:20:35,737 --> 00:20:38,204 I have room for you. 332 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,576 There are people there you might find 333 00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:42,308 far more interesting than your street-level thugs. 334 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,246 I've already got plans. 335 00:20:44,278 --> 00:20:46,078 Dad's plans? 336 00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:55,356 -[sobbing] -[Cliff] Jane? 337 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:57,490 I know you've been through a lot, 338 00:20:57,527 --> 00:21:00,326 but I really need to know what happened to Chief. 339 00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,698 -Jane? -[faint shuffling] 340 00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:04,097 [as Silvia] Jane isn't here right now. 341 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,164 [gasps] 342 00:21:05,201 --> 00:21:07,469 Dead in his arms. 343 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,637 Dead in his arms. Dead in his arms. 344 00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:13,209 Dead in his arms. Dead in his arms. 345 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,777 Dead in his arms. Dead in his arms. 346 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,313 Is she saying Niles is dead? 347 00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:21,182 [Cliff] Jane, did you see the Chief? 348 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:26,214 -[Silvia] Dead in his arms. -[Cliff] Jane? 349 00:21:27,221 --> 00:21:28,923 [scoffs] 350 00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:31,228 [as Hammerhead] You don't care about the Chief. 351 00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:35,762 You just wanna blame him for keeping you away from the daughter you fucked up. 352 00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:38,097 -What is she talking about? -[Cliff] Shut up. 353 00:21:38,134 --> 00:21:39,781 [screaming] 354 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:45,204 Jane, stop that. Stop. 355 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,839 Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Jane-- 356 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,544 Don't fucking touch me. 357 00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:51,778 [as Scarlet Harlot] Oh, please touch me. 358 00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:56,384 Please touch me. [moaning] 359 00:21:56,419 --> 00:21:59,020 [as Hammerhead] You sackless Judas. 360 00:21:59,054 --> 00:22:03,392 What, did you screw the nanny while your baby girl was in the other goddamn room? 361 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,394 You filthy-- [stifled stutter] 362 00:22:06,429 --> 00:22:10,000 [as Penny Farthing] Dead in his arms. Dead in his arms. 363 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:13,902 [stutters] Penny for your thoughts... Oh, dear! Cheerio. 364 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,002 [gasps] 365 00:22:15,036 --> 00:22:18,942 [sighs in relief] 366 00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:22,545 [as Hammerhead] What are you two shit-for-brains looking at? 367 00:22:22,576 --> 00:22:27,576 -Okay, Cliff, can I talk to you a minute? -[blows raspberry] 368 00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:35,990 Okay, um... 369 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,326 How does she work exactly? 370 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,228 [Cliff] Work? She's not a fucking machine. 371 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,596 And I have no idea. 372 00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:44,164 -You'd have to ask the Chief. -Glad we cleared that up. 373 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,901 Jane? 374 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,067 [Cliff] I wouldn't... 375 00:22:48,103 --> 00:22:49,971 [gasps] 376 00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:51,605 [as Baby Doll] Oh, my gosh. 377 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,875 I know who you are. You're Cyborg. 378 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,107 [Baby Doll squeals] 379 00:22:55,143 --> 00:22:56,243 [Cliff] Of course she does. 380 00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:58,480 In the flesh. And you are? 381 00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:01,347 Uh, Baby Doll, duh. I'm your biggest fan. 382 00:23:01,384 --> 00:23:05,884 [gasps] Whoa, you are so cool. 383 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,323 Way cooler than the Flash. 384 00:23:08,355 --> 00:23:10,326 [chuckles] 385 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,294 You wanna know a secret? 386 00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:13,759 [whispers] He's not even that fast. 387 00:23:13,795 --> 00:23:16,262 [giggles] 388 00:23:16,298 --> 00:23:21,298 -[Vic] Don't tell anybody. -[giggles] 389 00:23:21,569 --> 00:23:25,038 What is that thing? 390 00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:26,339 That's Cliff. 391 00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:27,540 Is he scaring you? 392 00:23:27,576 --> 00:23:29,411 [Cliff] Really, buddy? 393 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:33,182 It's so ugly. 394 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:35,615 I don't want it here. Make it leave. 395 00:23:35,652 --> 00:23:39,054 -[Cliff] Jane... -Make it leave! 396 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:43,125 Don't worry. I got this. 397 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,460 [Cliff imitates mockingly] "Don't worry. I got this." 398 00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:46,961 Punk-ass robo-tween. 399 00:23:46,996 --> 00:23:49,630 I don't really know anything about Jane, really. 400 00:23:49,663 --> 00:23:50,713 Really? 401 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:21,307 All right. Let's do this. 402 00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:29,817 [VHS recorder clicking, whirring] 403 00:24:36,111 --> 00:24:39,480 [static] 404 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,762 [tape clicking] 405 00:24:48,691 --> 00:24:51,227 [Niles on tape] Jane... 406 00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:56,210 [sighs] Jane, can we talk? 407 00:25:00,169 --> 00:25:05,169 Jane, it's time to come down. 408 00:25:12,313 --> 00:25:15,017 [thud] 409 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:17,147 [static on TV] 410 00:25:20,758 --> 00:25:25,027 [Jane] I wasn't shoplifting. I just wanted to try some things on, that's all. 411 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,295 Everything I have is old. 412 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:32,326 And that's why Katy came out? 413 00:25:32,468 --> 00:25:35,836 Katy's new. I've never met Katy before. 414 00:25:35,871 --> 00:25:39,642 [Jane] She doesn't come out very often. 415 00:25:39,673 --> 00:25:41,611 [Niles] The last time we talked, 416 00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:44,345 you said you wanted to stay here more. 417 00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:49,049 Have more of a home. 418 00:25:49,085 --> 00:25:52,319 [Jane] Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. 419 00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:54,722 Some of me do, some of me don't. 420 00:25:54,756 --> 00:25:57,893 [Niles] Well, I'd like that. 421 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:01,528 But before that can happen, I'd need to understand 422 00:26:01,563 --> 00:26:04,634 who else would be living with us. 423 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:08,403 How many others there are. 424 00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:12,204 [sniffles] The Underground is vast. 425 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,240 [Niles] I'm sorry? 426 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,644 The Underground is vast. 427 00:26:15,678 --> 00:26:18,278 [Niles] The Underground, yes. 428 00:26:18,313 --> 00:26:20,750 You mentioned that before. 429 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,518 Could you draw me a picture of it? 430 00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:26,288 [Jane] I don't know. 431 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,722 [Niles] Do you think The Hangman's Daughter could draw it? 432 00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:33,728 I mean, just a simple... sketch. 433 00:26:33,761 --> 00:26:38,401 To help me understand. 434 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,603 [Jane sighs] 435 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:44,935 Just a sketch. 436 00:27:11,634 --> 00:27:16,634 [Niles] Is everything okay? 437 00:27:17,439 --> 00:27:22,045 [giggling] 438 00:27:22,076 --> 00:27:26,213 -Aw. [giggling] -[kittens meowing] 439 00:27:26,247 --> 00:27:27,615 [chuckles lightly] 440 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,951 Hey. Hey, Baby Doll? 441 00:27:30,987 --> 00:27:35,423 I was wondering, um... Do you think we could talk about the Chief? 442 00:27:35,457 --> 00:27:38,228 [giggling] 443 00:27:38,259 --> 00:27:41,630 It would mean a lot to me if you told me what happened. 444 00:27:41,663 --> 00:27:45,432 What you saw when you went... when you went away. 445 00:27:45,468 --> 00:27:47,933 Oh, I can't tell you that, silly. 446 00:27:47,969 --> 00:27:49,170 Why not? 447 00:27:53,142 --> 00:27:56,278 You wouldn't understand. 448 00:27:56,313 --> 00:27:58,747 [Niles on tape] Jane, I know this is hard, 449 00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:02,980 but it is important. 450 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:11,861 Can you at least tell me... 451 00:28:11,893 --> 00:28:16,893 where does Katy live in the Underground? 452 00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:18,731 [Jane] I don't know. 453 00:28:18,768 --> 00:28:20,500 [Cliff] Holy shit. 454 00:28:20,536 --> 00:28:22,438 [Niles] Could you draw it for me? 455 00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:25,271 [Jane] I don't know. 456 00:28:25,307 --> 00:28:30,307 [Niles] You don't talk to her? 457 00:28:30,679 --> 00:28:32,280 [Jane] Not to Katy. 458 00:28:32,314 --> 00:28:35,915 The ones like Katy, they keep to themselves. 459 00:28:35,951 --> 00:28:40,355 [Vic] Baby Doll, I need you to focus. 460 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:41,756 Niles meant a lot to me. 461 00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:44,893 And I know he meant a lot to you, too. 462 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,362 Cliff told me you dove after him. 463 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,163 No. 464 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,201 Mmm-mmm. No, I didn't. 465 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,368 Baby Doll, no one's gonna be mad at you. 466 00:28:53,402 --> 00:28:58,402 -Just tell me what you saw. -I didn't see anything. 467 00:28:59,207 --> 00:29:01,343 Someone else did. 468 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,243 [Vic] Who? 469 00:29:03,277 --> 00:29:06,816 Who saw something? 470 00:29:06,847 --> 00:29:09,719 [Baby Doll] Katy. 471 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,153 Katy saw something. 472 00:29:11,185 --> 00:29:12,921 -Katy saw something. -[Vic] Yeah. Katy... 473 00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:17,953 Okay, well, let's... let's talk to Katy. 474 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:24,125 Why... does Katy stay so deep in the Underground? 475 00:29:28,336 --> 00:29:31,036 Because... 476 00:29:33,576 --> 00:29:38,576 she doesn't like to be interrogated. 477 00:29:39,814 --> 00:29:41,762 [Cliff] Shit! 478 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,160 Nobody wants to talk to Katy. 479 00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:53,961 [Vic] I do. 480 00:29:53,996 --> 00:29:58,996 I want to... [chuckles softly] I'd love to talk to Katy. 481 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:03,337 [Cliff] Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 482 00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:04,538 Whoa, Katy! 483 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:08,611 I was just trying to help! 484 00:30:08,643 --> 00:30:11,044 [Katy screeches] 485 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:26,795 Not giving me much choice here. 486 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:30,877 -[elevator dings] -[grunts] 487 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,602 What gives, man? 488 00:30:33,634 --> 00:30:35,336 [Cliff] Don't hurt her. 489 00:30:35,371 --> 00:30:36,538 She's still Jane. 490 00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:41,371 Actually, the name's Lucy Fugue. 491 00:30:43,045 --> 00:30:45,213 And you're the one who wanted a fight. 492 00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:50,048 -[Cliff] Jane-- -[both groaning] 493 00:30:55,825 --> 00:30:57,660 Jane... 494 00:30:57,692 --> 00:31:01,163 Uh, Hammerhead... it's me. 495 00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,631 [as Hammerhead] I know who you are, shit bag. 496 00:31:03,664 --> 00:31:07,366 [Cliff screams] 497 00:31:07,402 --> 00:31:12,075 [music playing on speakers] 498 00:31:12,106 --> 00:31:14,576 -Care to join me outside? -Why? 499 00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:18,807 -[Cliff screams] -[crashing] 500 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:22,048 I could use some air. 501 00:31:22,085 --> 00:31:24,451 [Cliff grunting and groaning] 502 00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:26,020 [as Silvertongue] Fuck you, you piece of shit. 503 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:27,488 [Cliff] Oh, come on. Stop. 504 00:31:27,521 --> 00:31:29,423 You're so fucked. 505 00:31:29,457 --> 00:31:31,093 [Cliff] What? 506 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,393 Shit! 507 00:31:32,428 --> 00:31:33,795 Hey, Jane, stop it! 508 00:31:33,826 --> 00:31:36,932 Come out. Jane, are you in there? 509 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:41,336 Are you in the Underground? 510 00:31:41,371 --> 00:31:46,371 What do you know about the Underground? 511 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:48,674 [Cliff] Not a lot. 512 00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:51,546 I know Chief was trying to help you. 513 00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:56,250 Maybe... Maybe I can help you, too. 514 00:31:56,286 --> 00:32:00,688 -[grunts] -[Vic] Right on time, baby. 515 00:32:00,721 --> 00:32:02,459 [Cliff] I had that. 516 00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:05,861 If the word "fucked" had landed an inch to the left, it'd be in your brain. 517 00:32:05,894 --> 00:32:07,130 [Cliff] Back off, kid. 518 00:32:07,162 --> 00:32:11,097 Kid? I just saved your rusty ass. 519 00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:16,134 You're even more stupid than you look. 520 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:20,209 [Larry] I can't get it out of my head. 521 00:32:20,209 --> 00:32:22,076 Now, how does Jane go into a hole in the ground 522 00:32:22,076 --> 00:32:23,278 and come out of a donkey? 523 00:32:23,313 --> 00:32:25,247 [Rita] Oh, God. Please don't get us involved. 524 00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,347 I thought we were on the same page here. 525 00:32:27,383 --> 00:32:29,585 We're the ones who don't do anything. 526 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,586 But, Rita, what if... 527 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,588 What if the donkey is a door? 528 00:32:34,622 --> 00:32:37,093 [Vic] That's what I was wondering. 529 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:40,394 Hmm. My scan says it's a perfectly normal donkey. 530 00:32:40,429 --> 00:32:43,432 Thank God that's solved. Mint juleps? 531 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:46,468 Somebody's gotta step out the science of this for me. 532 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,603 [Larry] Science? 533 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:48,836 What science? 534 00:32:48,871 --> 00:32:50,403 Here. 535 00:32:50,438 --> 00:32:52,339 Dimensions. Wormholes. 536 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,942 Other buzzwords from the two theoretical physics books 537 00:32:54,977 --> 00:32:56,377 I read in the '50s. 538 00:32:56,411 --> 00:32:59,280 Not that I care, but can't that thing inside of you 539 00:32:59,314 --> 00:33:01,615 tear a hole into another dimension? 540 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,116 [Larry sighs] How should I know? 541 00:33:03,152 --> 00:33:04,920 It's a being of pure energy. 542 00:33:04,953 --> 00:33:08,655 Even if it knows something about the other dimensions, I don't. 543 00:33:08,691 --> 00:33:10,790 And we do not communicate. 544 00:33:10,826 --> 00:33:11,893 [Vic] Holy crap. 545 00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:15,865 What is it? 546 00:33:15,896 --> 00:33:18,500 This thing's throat is a keyhole. 547 00:33:18,531 --> 00:33:20,769 The donkey is a door. 548 00:33:20,803 --> 00:33:22,470 Ugh, God. To what? 549 00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:24,637 Wherever Jane went? 550 00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:26,339 Where the Chief still is? 551 00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:28,442 Where an entire town is still trapped. 552 00:33:28,478 --> 00:33:32,980 Or it's a perfectly normal donkey. 553 00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:37,085 Okay, so let's take a look inside. 554 00:33:37,118 --> 00:33:40,269 I can't get in there. 555 00:33:43,258 --> 00:33:44,759 Oh, no. 556 00:33:44,794 --> 00:33:45,928 No. 557 00:33:45,961 --> 00:33:48,063 Under no circumstances. 558 00:33:48,096 --> 00:33:49,731 Rita, I've seen what you can do with your body. 559 00:33:49,731 --> 00:33:53,536 No. You've seen what happens to my body when it gets stressed out. 560 00:33:53,567 --> 00:33:55,505 And do you know what's stressing me out right now? 561 00:33:55,505 --> 00:34:00,076 The idea of shoving my face down the slimy throat of a diseased animal. 562 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,509 Is this funny to you? 563 00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:03,645 Does my humiliation get your blood pumping? 564 00:34:03,645 --> 00:34:05,445 I'd like to know what you're picturing right now. 565 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:08,318 Are you going to shove me in a sack, hmm? A trash bag? 566 00:34:08,349 --> 00:34:11,786 Cut a little hole so you can squeeze me into that syphilitic beast 567 00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,355 like a tube of toothpaste? 568 00:34:13,389 --> 00:34:15,625 Push my eye into a funnel and force me into the bowels 569 00:34:15,657 --> 00:34:20,657 of a braying shit-factory without my consent? 570 00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:24,833 Would that work? 571 00:34:24,867 --> 00:34:29,067 I am a Golden Globe nominee. 572 00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:33,242 -[door closes] -Treat me like some carnival grotesque. 573 00:34:33,275 --> 00:34:36,210 I was the lead in Cupid Knocks Thrice. 574 00:34:36,246 --> 00:34:40,849 Tell me she's given up something about the Chief, or the townies, or whatever. 575 00:34:40,882 --> 00:34:44,920 [Cliff] See for yourself. 576 00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:47,121 I think she's getting worse. 577 00:34:47,155 --> 00:34:48,922 You were right, Rita. 578 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:51,592 I have no clue how to fix this. 579 00:34:51,626 --> 00:34:54,925 I'm fucking powerless. 580 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,599 Oh, for the love of God. 581 00:34:59,635 --> 00:35:02,483 I need a trash bag. 582 00:35:06,643 --> 00:35:10,746 Whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot... 583 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:12,179 Whether the weather be cold... 584 00:35:12,215 --> 00:35:13,782 [Vic] What is she doing? 585 00:35:13,817 --> 00:35:16,485 [Larry sighs] I don't know. Rita needs to emote in order to blob. 586 00:35:16,518 --> 00:35:18,952 ...whether the weather be hot... 587 00:35:18,987 --> 00:35:21,456 Let's set some ground rules. 588 00:35:21,489 --> 00:35:25,027 One, during this entire ordeal, nobody is allowed to look at me. 589 00:35:25,061 --> 00:35:30,061 Two, when I am in the bag, you will only squeeze me as I ask to be squeezed. 590 00:35:30,331 --> 00:35:33,568 Three, when I see whatever is in this disgusting keyhole, 591 00:35:33,603 --> 00:35:38,438 you will immediately pull me out and we will never speak of this again. 592 00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:40,871 Cone of silence. 593 00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:44,880 [sighs] 594 00:35:44,913 --> 00:35:46,447 [squelching] 595 00:35:46,481 --> 00:35:51,481 [Rita] Ew. Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew. Oh, ew. 596 00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:54,889 Oh, God. It's slimy, it stinks. 597 00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:58,193 [Larry] Just FYI, if I vomit, I have no choice but to choke on it. 598 00:35:58,226 --> 00:36:02,130 [Rita] Stop talking! I'm almost in. 599 00:36:02,163 --> 00:36:05,967 Oh, my! It's beautiful. 600 00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:07,668 Rita, what do you see? 601 00:36:07,702 --> 00:36:10,737 [Larry] Um, problem... 602 00:36:10,773 --> 00:36:11,773 Rita, you're slipping. 603 00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:14,175 [Rita] They're in here, they're all in here! 604 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,244 -[Vic] Rita! -[Rita] Oh, God! 605 00:36:16,277 --> 00:36:18,947 -Rita! Rita! -[Rita screams] 606 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:21,715 -[Vic grunts] -[donkey brays] 607 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,885 -Oh, no! -[Larry] What? 608 00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:25,487 We're going in! 609 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,619 [both yelling] 610 00:36:37,764 --> 00:36:39,202 [Vic] Help me out here. 611 00:36:39,233 --> 00:36:40,835 I'm inside a donkey or what? 612 00:36:40,871 --> 00:36:44,773 [Larry] The question is, how do we get outside the donkey? 613 00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:46,675 Oh, my God. 614 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,958 It's Cloverton. 615 00:37:05,027 --> 00:37:08,476 No way out but forward. 616 00:37:23,978 --> 00:37:26,081 -[music playing on headphones] -[Mr. Nobody] Bonjour! Bienvenidos! 617 00:37:26,081 --> 00:37:27,181 [shouts in foreign language] 618 00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:29,818 Nau mai haere mai, and welcome. 619 00:37:29,853 --> 00:37:34,121 A little too soon to go up our own ass, but, hey, here we are. 620 00:37:34,155 --> 00:37:35,692 [chuckling] Yes, it's me, 621 00:37:35,724 --> 00:37:39,327 your full-time narrator, part-time Chief abductor. 622 00:37:39,362 --> 00:37:43,231 You're here for the tour! Whether you like it or not. 623 00:37:43,264 --> 00:37:45,300 First up, the Cloverton Gallery. 624 00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:48,503 Small town America, deconstructed. 625 00:37:48,536 --> 00:37:51,106 Bored of our pretension yet? 626 00:37:51,139 --> 00:37:52,942 Next, in the center of the gallery, 627 00:37:52,974 --> 00:37:54,577 our newest interactive exhibit. 628 00:37:54,610 --> 00:37:57,679 These three meat puppets will be performing a reenactment 629 00:37:57,713 --> 00:38:00,416 of their search for their fearless leader. 630 00:38:00,449 --> 00:38:02,786 [Larry] Uh... Is he talking about us? 631 00:38:02,818 --> 00:38:04,987 [Mr. Nobody] Our radioactive fly boy asked, 632 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:07,855 hoping desperately that Cyborg would take charge. 633 00:38:07,889 --> 00:38:09,326 This is crazy. 634 00:38:09,358 --> 00:38:12,327 [Mr. Nobody] Cyborg exclaimed, as if it even need to be said. 635 00:38:12,362 --> 00:38:17,362 Rita opened her mouth even though she had nothing to contribute. 636 00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:22,335 The trio continued onward, eager for an exclusive look 637 00:38:22,371 --> 00:38:27,371 at what the Chief was up to at this very moment. 638 00:38:28,344 --> 00:38:33,344 The trio continued onward. 639 00:38:40,755 --> 00:38:43,304 [Cliff squeaking] 640 00:38:56,871 --> 00:38:58,373 [laughs] Daddy. 641 00:38:58,407 --> 00:39:01,911 I got it, I got it. No crust. 642 00:39:01,943 --> 00:39:04,911 [imitates Clara] Crusts are gross. Don't make me eat them. 643 00:39:04,947 --> 00:39:06,447 No crusts. 644 00:39:14,356 --> 00:39:16,157 Oh, fuck me. 645 00:39:21,063 --> 00:39:22,130 House special. 646 00:39:22,163 --> 00:39:25,000 Crustless PB and J triangles. 647 00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:28,001 [as Baby Doll] Oh, wow. Thanks. 648 00:39:28,036 --> 00:39:30,773 [faint shuffling] 649 00:39:30,806 --> 00:39:32,675 [as Hammerhead] Too bad three of us are gluten-free, 650 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:34,809 twelve of us are allergic to peanut butter 651 00:39:34,844 --> 00:39:39,844 and none of us are your fucking daughter! 652 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,295 [Mr. Nobody] As they approached the canvases, emotions stirred. 653 00:39:54,329 --> 00:39:58,228 Nostalgia, loss... 654 00:39:59,835 --> 00:40:04,038 futility. 655 00:40:04,072 --> 00:40:05,641 [bell rings] 656 00:40:05,675 --> 00:40:09,574 [indistinct conversations] 657 00:40:11,413 --> 00:40:12,748 This isn't real. 658 00:40:12,782 --> 00:40:16,318 [director] Of course not. It's Hollywood, baby. 659 00:40:16,351 --> 00:40:19,822 [Mr. Nobody] Who's to say what's real, anyway? 660 00:40:19,855 --> 00:40:22,090 In Rita's heart, something sparked. 661 00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:23,559 Do you hear that voice? 662 00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:27,496 Ha! You're a riot, Rita. Jeez, I don't gotta do nothing. 663 00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:29,731 -You're gorgeous. -Your skin is just glowing. 664 00:40:29,764 --> 00:40:33,536 I mean, you are radiant. I... I'm jealous of you. What's your secret? 665 00:40:33,568 --> 00:40:35,335 [Mr. Nobody] A desire, an old thirst. 666 00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:38,273 She began to feel how right this was. 667 00:40:38,306 --> 00:40:42,143 Dream or not, this was her set and she was the star. 668 00:40:42,177 --> 00:40:45,777 Damn right I'm the star. 669 00:40:48,983 --> 00:40:53,322 [Mr. Nobody] Larry knew this wasn't really happening. How could it be? 670 00:40:53,355 --> 00:40:56,958 But there he was, soaring like a phoenix. 671 00:40:56,992 --> 00:40:58,626 That's impossible. 672 00:40:58,661 --> 00:41:01,295 [Mr. Nobody] He grabbed the stick. 673 00:41:01,329 --> 00:41:02,998 [breathes heavily] 674 00:41:03,032 --> 00:41:05,266 Driven by the instinct of a seasoned pilot 675 00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:07,969 who had laid dormant for far too long, 676 00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:12,641 Larry grabbed the stick. 677 00:41:12,675 --> 00:41:15,510 -For God's sake. -[engine whines] 678 00:41:15,545 --> 00:41:17,777 -[alarm beeping] -[grunting] 679 00:41:17,813 --> 00:41:18,813 This isn't real. 680 00:41:18,847 --> 00:41:19,947 [Mr. Nobody] Tell that to your adrenaline. 681 00:41:19,983 --> 00:41:22,016 Grab the stick. You know you want to. 682 00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,251 [rattling] 683 00:41:23,284 --> 00:41:26,721 You know you have to. 684 00:41:26,755 --> 00:41:28,255 [grunting] 685 00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:29,789 [rumbling] 686 00:41:33,827 --> 00:41:35,197 [Mr. Nobody] Yes! 687 00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:38,532 Our hotshot test pilot is back. 688 00:41:38,568 --> 00:41:40,666 Whoo! [laughs] 689 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:48,478 [Mr. Nobody] And as for Cyborg, this wasn't his first rodeo. 690 00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:52,947 He wouldn't be so easily seduced by self-indulgent fantasies. 691 00:41:52,981 --> 00:41:54,684 Which is great, because it frees me up 692 00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:57,751 to skip straight to the torture, right, Victor? 693 00:41:57,786 --> 00:42:00,121 You bastard. 694 00:42:00,152 --> 00:42:02,190 [groaning in pain] 695 00:42:02,224 --> 00:42:04,724 [panting] 696 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,260 [grunting] 697 00:42:12,034 --> 00:42:14,969 [Mr. Nobody] Young Victor's pain was intense. 698 00:42:15,003 --> 00:42:17,039 It was all he could do not to shit himself to death 699 00:42:17,072 --> 00:42:19,108 right there on the Stone family yard. 700 00:42:19,139 --> 00:42:20,510 Screw you! 701 00:42:20,543 --> 00:42:22,710 [Mr. Nobody] But that was nothing compared to the pain he felt 702 00:42:22,746 --> 00:42:27,746 when he remembered his mother was with him when the explosion happened. 703 00:42:28,081 --> 00:42:30,585 [Vic] No. No! 704 00:42:30,585 --> 00:42:34,289 This is not real! 705 00:42:34,322 --> 00:42:35,489 Who are you? 706 00:42:35,523 --> 00:42:37,728 [Mr. Nobody] You'll find out soon enough. 707 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,530 But at the moment, I'm interested in a much more complex question, Victor. 708 00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:46,563 Namely, who are you? 709 00:42:48,969 --> 00:42:51,070 [soft humming] 710 00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:06,221 [continues humming] 711 00:43:06,255 --> 00:43:09,157 [Jane as Penny Farthing] Dead in his arms. Dead in his arms. 712 00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:10,693 A penny... 713 00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:15,197 [Cliff] Great stuff, Jane... or whoever. 714 00:43:15,230 --> 00:43:17,364 I know you don't want to talk, 715 00:43:17,398 --> 00:43:21,835 but I have some questions I gotta ask. 716 00:43:21,871 --> 00:43:24,273 Why did you turn that bus around for me? 717 00:43:24,304 --> 00:43:26,943 I don't... I don't deserve that. 718 00:43:26,974 --> 00:43:28,643 I just found out my daughter's alive 719 00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:33,679 and all I can think about is how shitty her last memories of me must be. 720 00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:38,652 I was so mad at the Chief for keeping her from me, but the truth is... 721 00:43:38,688 --> 00:43:41,023 I don't deserve to see her. 722 00:43:41,056 --> 00:43:44,059 So what's the point of hurting you, just to find Chief? 723 00:43:44,094 --> 00:43:47,630 I don't want to cause you more pain. 724 00:43:47,630 --> 00:43:48,996 I'll never know what kind of trauma 725 00:43:48,996 --> 00:43:53,202 makes a girl split herself apart so many times. 726 00:43:53,233 --> 00:43:54,835 [squeaking] 727 00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:56,572 We don't have to talk about the Underground, 728 00:43:56,572 --> 00:44:00,742 or your life, or anything, just... 729 00:44:00,777 --> 00:44:05,081 I just want you to feel safe. 730 00:44:05,114 --> 00:44:09,050 [Jane] Would you make me another sandwich? 731 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,117 [Cliff] Yeah. 732 00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:11,621 [director] And, action. 733 00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:14,956 [Mr. Nobody] Like riding a bicycle, Rita knew how to hit her marks, 734 00:44:14,989 --> 00:44:18,559 find her light, sell the drama. This was it! 735 00:44:18,594 --> 00:44:20,262 This was her Oscar moment. 736 00:44:20,295 --> 00:44:22,364 [in Southern accent] But I never had no momma. 737 00:44:22,398 --> 00:44:26,402 So I never knew that boys could be so mean, so cruel. 738 00:44:26,434 --> 00:44:30,072 [sobs] And now this baby's gonna grow up not knowing her daddy. 739 00:44:30,105 --> 00:44:33,643 [Mr. Nobody] In other words, Rita's an idiot. 740 00:44:33,675 --> 00:44:38,675 And I, I see her daddy in her little eyes, and... 741 00:44:39,081 --> 00:44:40,581 I resent her. 742 00:44:40,614 --> 00:44:45,614 [sobbing] I resent her sweet angel face. 743 00:44:46,188 --> 00:44:50,893 [Mr. Nobody] I mean, she knows this is a trap, and still she plays along. 744 00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:52,693 [in normal tone] What else am I supposed to do? 745 00:44:52,728 --> 00:44:56,030 -Cut. -No, wait. 746 00:44:56,030 --> 00:44:56,931 [Rita gasps] 747 00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:58,934 [Mr. Nobody] Ah, the desperation. 748 00:44:58,967 --> 00:45:01,505 Still she clings to her faded glory. 749 00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:04,373 Whoever you are, you can shut the fuck up. You don't know me. 750 00:45:04,407 --> 00:45:08,577 [Mr. Nobody] Oh, but I do, Rita Farr. I know your whole story. 751 00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:12,880 [baby crying] 752 00:45:12,914 --> 00:45:15,452 I know all your stories. 753 00:45:15,483 --> 00:45:20,483 I know what drove you into the sky over and over again, Larry. 754 00:45:21,188 --> 00:45:22,556 I wanted to be a hero. 755 00:45:22,590 --> 00:45:24,992 [Mr. Nobody] A hero or a hypocrite? 756 00:45:25,027 --> 00:45:26,929 Because that's what you really were. 757 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,898 -You don't know me. -[Mr. Nobody] Oh, really? 758 00:45:28,929 --> 00:45:32,201 I know flying is just another word for fleeing. 759 00:45:32,233 --> 00:45:33,835 Just ask your wife. 760 00:45:33,869 --> 00:45:35,871 Larry, when are you coming home? 761 00:45:35,902 --> 00:45:37,539 The boys miss their daddy. 762 00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:39,309 I wasn't running away from my family. 763 00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:43,478 [Mr. Nobody] Right! You were running from your family and your lover. 764 00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:44,947 I don't have to be the one you choose. 765 00:45:44,947 --> 00:45:46,514 But you have to make a choice. 766 00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:48,818 [Mr. Nobody] But you couldn't even do that, could you, Larry? 767 00:45:48,849 --> 00:45:50,585 Instead, you just stayed the course. 768 00:45:50,585 --> 00:45:53,722 And the suckers who loved you the most paid the price. 769 00:45:53,755 --> 00:45:55,523 [John screams] 770 00:45:55,556 --> 00:45:58,393 Larry! Larry! 771 00:45:58,425 --> 00:46:01,730 [alarm beeping] 772 00:46:01,764 --> 00:46:03,500 [Mr. Nobody] And how do you call yourself a hero 773 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:07,568 when your mother died in a lab accident you caused? 774 00:46:07,603 --> 00:46:09,204 You don't get it. 775 00:46:09,237 --> 00:46:13,208 You think forcing me to relive this is torture? 776 00:46:13,242 --> 00:46:16,710 I relive this every time I go to sleep. 777 00:46:16,746 --> 00:46:20,248 I relive this when I close my eyes. 778 00:46:20,282 --> 00:46:22,085 You may know who I am, 779 00:46:22,085 --> 00:46:24,952 but you don't know shit about me. 780 00:46:24,987 --> 00:46:28,989 If you did, you would know that every criminal I bust 781 00:46:29,023 --> 00:46:32,393 and every person I save, is me fulfilling a pledge to my mom 782 00:46:32,427 --> 00:46:35,697 that she'll never get to hear. 783 00:46:35,730 --> 00:46:39,480 Trying to make her proud. 784 00:46:41,237 --> 00:46:46,175 Knowing I'm the reason she's not around to see it. 785 00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:50,143 That's my burden. 786 00:46:50,179 --> 00:46:54,684 That's what it means to be Cyborg. 787 00:46:54,715 --> 00:46:58,188 [Mr. Nobody] What an origin story! 788 00:46:58,219 --> 00:47:03,219 Wow! Too bad it's a load of donkey shit. 789 00:47:03,626 --> 00:47:05,992 What's that supposed to mean? 790 00:47:06,027 --> 00:47:07,027 Hey! 791 00:47:07,063 --> 00:47:08,230 -[Mr. Nobody] You are wrong... -[baby crying] 792 00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:10,867 ...so wrong, to doubt the narrator. 793 00:47:10,898 --> 00:47:14,469 I mean, I'm the narrator. Think about that. 794 00:47:14,503 --> 00:47:17,938 -I exist outside of time and space. -[baby continues crying] 795 00:47:17,974 --> 00:47:20,509 I know your past, present, and future. 796 00:47:20,541 --> 00:47:24,045 Please... don't do this to me. 797 00:47:24,079 --> 00:47:26,148 [Mr. Nobody] I know what you did. 798 00:47:26,181 --> 00:47:28,416 What you are willing to do. 799 00:47:28,451 --> 00:47:33,021 So, if you don't want your sad, solipsistic, utterly useless lives 800 00:47:33,054 --> 00:47:34,856 dissected in front of the world, 801 00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:38,994 stop looking for Niles Caulder! 802 00:47:39,027 --> 00:47:41,027 And you, Victor Stone, 803 00:47:41,063 --> 00:47:43,166 -you're the most tragic one of all. -[gasps] 804 00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:46,568 You don't even have memories. You have programming. 805 00:47:46,601 --> 00:47:49,268 [screams] Get out of my head! 806 00:47:49,304 --> 00:47:50,407 Get out of my head! 807 00:47:50,438 --> 00:47:52,974 -Are you talking to me, or to your father? -[grunts] 808 00:47:53,009 --> 00:47:55,844 Either way, you're on the right track. 809 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:59,481 [screaming in pain] 810 00:47:59,514 --> 00:48:03,251 The worst thing about not knowing your own past... 811 00:48:03,284 --> 00:48:05,188 [screaming] 812 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:08,757 ...is that you're doomed to repeat it. 813 00:48:08,791 --> 00:48:10,525 [crying in pain] 814 00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:13,193 Who are you? 815 00:48:13,228 --> 00:48:16,697 Me? I'm Nobody. 816 00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:20,335 Help! Help me, Larry! 817 00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:22,505 Larry! 818 00:48:22,538 --> 00:48:25,340 [Mr. Nobody] Go ahead, Larry. Save the day. 819 00:48:25,373 --> 00:48:27,076 That's what heroes do. 820 00:48:27,108 --> 00:48:29,311 But, of course you never were a hero. 821 00:48:29,344 --> 00:48:32,146 No wonder you resent the thing inside you so much. 822 00:48:32,179 --> 00:48:34,416 [grunting] 823 00:48:34,451 --> 00:48:39,121 A-ha! Your deus ex is right on time. 824 00:48:39,152 --> 00:48:43,559 The sight of him helplessly flailing about to free you all 825 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,693 is so stirring. Ugh! 826 00:48:45,728 --> 00:48:49,331 You can thank this glowing baby bird for ending your torture early, 827 00:48:49,362 --> 00:48:51,431 but don't forget, 828 00:48:51,465 --> 00:48:55,570 you're all at my mercy. 829 00:48:55,603 --> 00:49:00,041 [laughing maliciously] 830 00:49:00,076 --> 00:49:01,710 [stomach gurgling] 831 00:49:01,742 --> 00:49:04,277 [braying] 832 00:49:04,313 --> 00:49:06,411 [brays loudly] 833 00:49:21,929 --> 00:49:23,398 [man screaming] 834 00:49:23,431 --> 00:49:25,981 [woman screaming] 835 00:49:28,536 --> 00:49:32,885 [voices yelling indistinctly] 836 00:49:40,882 --> 00:49:44,483 [gasps, exhales sharply] 837 00:49:55,530 --> 00:49:57,032 [Vic] You two okay? 838 00:49:57,065 --> 00:49:59,969 Not in the slightest. 839 00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:02,804 -[Larry] What was that? -A warning. 840 00:50:02,838 --> 00:50:05,706 -Think you might have saved us, Larry. -[door opening] 841 00:50:05,739 --> 00:50:07,409 [Larry] I didn't do anything. 842 00:50:07,443 --> 00:50:09,844 Thank that thing inside of you for me. 843 00:50:09,878 --> 00:50:10,911 Whatever it is. 844 00:50:10,947 --> 00:50:12,179 [Cliff] What the hell happened? 845 00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:13,782 The donkey was a door. 846 00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:17,818 -What? -The donkey was a door. 847 00:50:17,853 --> 00:50:20,521 I see what you did there, and I hate you. 848 00:50:20,554 --> 00:50:22,056 Well, thank God you got out. 849 00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:23,791 I could've told you it was a trap. 850 00:50:23,826 --> 00:50:25,795 Oh, good. Jane's back. 851 00:50:25,795 --> 00:50:26,996 [Cliff] Any sign of the Chief? 852 00:50:26,996 --> 00:50:28,197 We know he's alive. 853 00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,965 And we met the bastard who took him. 854 00:50:29,998 --> 00:50:31,800 Calls himself Nobody. 855 00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:34,237 [Cliff] Nobody? That's less than helpful. 856 00:50:34,268 --> 00:50:36,204 The good news is, he's scared of us. 857 00:50:36,237 --> 00:50:38,206 -He's scared of us? -[Vic] Yeah. 858 00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,943 This is how I know we're onto something. 859 00:50:40,976 --> 00:50:43,746 Why else would Nobody lay a trap, 860 00:50:43,777 --> 00:50:47,215 make threats, mess with our heads? 861 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:50,684 [scoffs] That's not omniscient. 862 00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:52,521 That's insecure. 863 00:50:52,554 --> 00:50:55,623 -In fact, all we need-- -[Silas] Victor! 864 00:50:55,657 --> 00:51:00,460 [car door shuts] 865 00:51:00,496 --> 00:51:05,032 Dad? 866 00:51:05,067 --> 00:51:09,605 [Cliff] Someone's in trouble. 867 00:51:09,639 --> 00:51:12,375 So much for privacy mode. How did you find me? 868 00:51:12,407 --> 00:51:15,710 When you vanish from the face of the Earth, I get a damn notification. 869 00:51:15,742 --> 00:51:17,277 What happened? 870 00:51:17,313 --> 00:51:19,380 I could try to explain, but the science really wouldn't hold up. 871 00:51:19,414 --> 00:51:22,050 Where's Niles? Did he talk you into coming here? 872 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:24,418 He's gone, Dad. 873 00:51:24,452 --> 00:51:25,889 He's in trouble. 874 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,389 Well, whatever he's gotten himself into, he can figure his own way out. 875 00:51:28,422 --> 00:51:30,157 He always does. We're going home. 876 00:51:30,193 --> 00:51:33,027 -Dad... -This is not a job for Cyborg. 877 00:51:33,061 --> 00:51:35,496 The work we're doing in Detroit is important. 878 00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:37,666 It means something. 879 00:51:37,699 --> 00:51:39,135 It's gonna get you noticed. 880 00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:42,268 Catapult you to bigger and better things. 881 00:51:42,304 --> 00:51:46,742 And even if it doesn't, it means something to me. 882 00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:50,010 And your mom. 883 00:51:50,045 --> 00:51:52,715 Every criminal we bust, 884 00:51:52,746 --> 00:51:55,016 every person we save, 885 00:51:55,050 --> 00:52:00,050 is us fulfilling a pledge to your mom. 886 00:52:00,621 --> 00:52:02,190 Doing her proud. 887 00:52:02,190 --> 00:52:04,791 That's our burden, Vic. 888 00:52:04,827 --> 00:52:09,827 That's what it means to be Cyborg. 889 00:52:10,931 --> 00:52:13,434 You should go home. 890 00:52:13,469 --> 00:52:15,503 I'm staying here until I find Niles Caulder. 891 00:52:15,536 --> 00:52:18,304 Like hell you are. 892 00:52:18,340 --> 00:52:20,443 You... 893 00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:24,143 You've been here a day, you're covered in slime, 894 00:52:24,179 --> 00:52:29,179 palling around with a bunch of inept circus freaks. 895 00:52:29,384 --> 00:52:32,188 Vic... 896 00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:34,789 you get your act together, 897 00:52:34,822 --> 00:52:37,326 I will upgrade you. 898 00:52:37,358 --> 00:52:41,730 Turn you into a godlike force for good. 899 00:52:41,764 --> 00:52:45,568 [scoffs] I need a couple of days to figure this out. 900 00:52:45,601 --> 00:52:47,869 I'll check in on schedule. Don't worry about me. 901 00:52:47,902 --> 00:52:50,706 -I always do. -Why? 902 00:52:50,737 --> 00:52:53,641 [scoffs] 903 00:52:53,675 --> 00:52:57,911 I'm Cyborg... right? 904 00:52:57,947 --> 00:53:01,581 [art rock music playing] 905 00:53:01,617 --> 00:53:03,416 [door beeps] 906 00:53:12,827 --> 00:53:14,626 [door beeps] 907 00:54:28,501 --> 00:54:29,552 [sighs] 908 00:54:35,143 --> 00:54:37,813 I'm supposed to thank you. 909 00:54:37,844 --> 00:54:39,045 [scoffs] 910 00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:06,942 Okay. 911 00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:09,077 You can do it. 912 00:55:09,110 --> 00:55:12,179 [sighs heavily] 913 00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:14,463 You'll wake up. 914 00:55:17,987 --> 00:55:21,822 You'll wake up. 915 00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,206 [exhales] 916 00:56:02,264 --> 00:56:03,398 Oh. 917 00:56:03,431 --> 00:56:08,237 Uh, sorry, I'm... looking for a guest room. 918 00:56:08,268 --> 00:56:10,472 Well, this isn't some motel. 919 00:56:10,505 --> 00:56:13,509 You'll have to pick up after yourself. Chip in. 920 00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:15,744 I think I can handle that. 921 00:56:15,777 --> 00:56:20,777 Guest room is last door on the right. 922 00:56:23,318 --> 00:56:27,021 You did good today, Rita. 923 00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:30,425 I know it was hard, but, um... 924 00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:35,297 Just... You were a star today. 925 00:56:35,331 --> 00:56:39,081 Damn right you're a star. 926 00:56:41,170 --> 00:56:42,603 [music continues playing] 68815

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