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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,801 --> 00:00:42,800 See! 2 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:45,401 You look ten years younger! 3 00:00:45,402 --> 00:00:47,802 Ms. Elda... 4 00:00:56,003 --> 00:00:58,803 Don't worry, it's a simple reinforcement 5 00:00:58,804 --> 00:01:01,104 Damn it! How much have I degraded! 6 00:01:01,105 --> 00:01:02,271 But c'mon... 7 00:01:02,306 --> 00:01:05,806 When someone is desperate, at the end of the rope... 8 00:01:05,807 --> 00:01:07,007 Yes, I mean suicidal... 9 00:01:07,008 --> 00:01:10,708 He has to try everything before giving up, right? 10 00:01:10,709 --> 00:01:12,309 At the end of the rope... 11 00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:15,710 ...imagine! If anyone had told me two years ago that I, Basletti, 12 00:01:15,711 --> 00:01:19,211 first superintendent of the Innocenti, would find myself in such a situation... 13 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,313 ...I mean, that I would have ended up like this! 14 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,314 Well, I would have laughed! 15 00:01:24,315 --> 00:01:25,915 Yes, because two years ago... 16 00:01:25,916 --> 00:01:31,916 my life, the world, Vincenzina, I... were all completely different! 17 00:01:37,218 --> 00:01:41,118 Last October 19th, Giulio Basletti and Vincenzina Rotunno 18 00:01:41,119 --> 00:01:42,919 were joined in matrimony, 19 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,220 thus ending a beautiful and delicate love fairy tale 20 00:01:46,221 --> 00:01:48,421 that had started 16 years earlier. 21 00:01:48,422 --> 00:01:51,522 A ready smile, a dynamic disposition, 22 00:01:51,523 --> 00:01:55,423 Giulio Basletti doesn't show he is 51 years old. 23 00:01:55,424 --> 00:01:59,524 In 1956 his factory sent him to Monte Cagnano 24 00:01:59,525 --> 00:02:00,725 in the province of Avellino 25 00:02:00,726 --> 00:02:03,026 for the installation of new facilities. 26 00:02:03,027 --> 00:02:04,527 In that smiley little town, Basletti... 27 00:02:04,528 --> 00:02:05,528 ...Smiley! 28 00:02:05,529 --> 00:02:08,329 I've never seen anyone smiling in Monte Cagnano! 29 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:09,330 Basletti finds accommodations 30 00:02:09,331 --> 00:02:12,431 with a simple and straightforward family. 31 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,532 When their beautiful baby girl is born 32 00:02:14,533 --> 00:02:17,333 they ask him to be her Godfather. 33 00:02:17,334 --> 00:02:18,934 In the church of San Salvatore di Alise 34 00:02:18,935 --> 00:02:23,035 he held the fragile little creature in his arms for the first time. 35 00:02:23,036 --> 00:02:26,736 Wanna bet Vincenzina is going to pee on Giulios coat! 36 00:02:26,737 --> 00:02:28,737 She peed in your coat! 37 00:02:28,938 --> 00:02:32,138 A little later Giulio Basletti would leave Monte Cagnano, 38 00:02:32,139 --> 00:02:34,139 but at every baptismal anniversary 39 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:36,240 he would send the girl a postcard 40 00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:38,841 from the many places around the world his job took him 41 00:02:38,842 --> 00:02:40,042 Many places around the world! 42 00:02:40,043 --> 00:02:41,043 I might have sent some postcards from 43 00:02:41,044 --> 00:02:44,444 Tarvisio, Ponte Tresa... Switzerland, OK, but... 44 00:02:44,745 --> 00:02:45,645 Hear this... 45 00:02:45,646 --> 00:02:48,046 15 years go by, and one day 46 00:02:48,047 --> 00:02:51,747 the factory sends Basletti to Monte Cagnano 47 00:02:51,748 --> 00:02:55,548 to review the plant damaged by an earthquake. 48 00:02:56,149 --> 00:02:58,549 It was a stupendous spring day 49 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:01,550 The swallows weaved arabesques in the blue sky 50 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:05,651 when Giulio saw a radiant young girl running towards him. 51 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,452 "Giulio!" She said breathless and happy, 52 00:03:09,653 --> 00:03:12,553 "Who are you?", asked Giulio definitely amazed, 53 00:03:12,554 --> 00:03:15,754 "Your daughter Vincenzina" she answered! 54 00:03:15,755 --> 00:03:17,955 Yes! That palpitating young girl 55 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:19,556 with natural curled hair 56 00:03:19,557 --> 00:03:24,257 was the little pink wad Giulio once held at the baptism. 57 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:28,058 Vincenzina held the hand of the man 58 00:03:28,059 --> 00:03:32,059 whose memory she had always cultivated in a love swell 59 00:03:32,061 --> 00:03:34,161 and lead him to the Immaculate's fountain... 60 00:03:34,162 --> 00:03:35,362 "C'mon!" 61 00:03:35,363 --> 00:03:37,663 Where the water sprang amidst the ivy 62 00:03:37,664 --> 00:03:40,264 She offered him a sip from her hand saying: 63 00:03:40,465 --> 00:03:45,665 "Giulio, as you watered me at the baptismal sink" 64 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:47,466 Listen to what they are writing! 65 00:03:47,467 --> 00:03:49,367 It didn't happen this way! 66 00:03:49,368 --> 00:03:50,368 It's not true. 67 00:03:50,369 --> 00:03:52,969 It's not true you have thought about him all this years? 68 00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:54,270 Yes, that's true but... 69 00:03:54,271 --> 00:03:56,971 But, I didn't return to Monte Cagnano, so... 70 00:03:56,972 --> 00:03:59,072 the prairy meeting is bullshit! 71 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:02,073 It's the usual massification of the bourgeoise press! 72 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:05,974 Yes, the events all took place here in Milan 73 00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:10,375 That night I had just finished my shift 74 00:04:16,776 --> 00:04:18,876 So, I was leaving... and who do I meet? 75 00:04:18,877 --> 00:04:22,077 Vincenzina's dad and her two brothers: 76 00:04:22,078 --> 00:04:24,278 Peppino and Antonio 77 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:28,179 They had come up north for labor 78 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:30,480 I was caught by surprise! 79 00:04:30,481 --> 00:04:32,081 Who could have expected them! 80 00:04:32,082 --> 00:04:34,582 Above all I didn't expect her... 81 00:04:35,783 --> 00:04:36,783 Who is that? 82 00:04:36,784 --> 00:04:38,784 What do you mean, who? 83 00:04:39,585 --> 00:04:41,585 I'm Vincenzina! 84 00:04:41,986 --> 00:04:45,086 No... you're so old! 85 00:04:45,387 --> 00:04:46,587 Heard that... 86 00:04:46,588 --> 00:04:49,188 I really said: "you're so old!" 87 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,189 Six months later... 88 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,390 or exactly six months and three days later... 89 00:04:52,391 --> 00:04:53,791 we were husband and wife! 90 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:57,292 And people said to me: "she's so young!" 91 00:05:21,893 --> 00:05:24,493 Since some of my stuff was left there 92 00:05:24,528 --> 00:05:25,694 at the old Pied-à-terre 93 00:05:25,695 --> 00:05:27,695 First thing was to fetch it. 94 00:05:31,396 --> 00:05:32,896 Bice, how are you 95 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:35,397 Hey... Hi Giulio, you've arrived 96 00:05:38,998 --> 00:05:41,098 Congratulations 97 00:05:41,399 --> 00:05:43,099 is this the bride? 98 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,900 Here she is 99 00:05:44,901 --> 00:05:46,101 Nice to meet you 100 00:05:46,102 --> 00:05:48,702 wow, she is young and beautiful 101 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:49,903 Hey, Basletti! 102 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:51,104 Hi guys 103 00:05:51,505 --> 00:05:52,205 Hi Giulio 104 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:53,506 Hi 105 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:31,500 Hey Giulio, I haven't rented your room 106 00:06:31,501 --> 00:06:32,601 Really, why not? 107 00:06:32,602 --> 00:06:33,902 Because I want to break down the wall 108 00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:36,703 to make two, and a bath with services 109 00:06:36,704 --> 00:06:38,404 I see! Where is my stuff? 110 00:06:38,405 --> 00:06:41,005 Here! In this wardrobe! All your stuff is in it. 111 00:06:41,006 --> 00:06:41,906 Nice Bici... 112 00:06:41,907 --> 00:06:43,007 Excuse me 113 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:44,208 Bye 114 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,200 I lived here for twelve years! A lifetime... 115 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:03,202 God knows how many women you brought here! 116 00:07:03,203 --> 00:07:05,003 Well... some 117 00:07:06,004 --> 00:07:08,004 You admit it lightly... 118 00:07:08,005 --> 00:07:11,005 Hey, I didn't keep the dick in my hands, you know... 119 00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:13,006 But now it's over 120 00:07:13,007 --> 00:07:14,707 closed... finished... 121 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:17,608 there's no more, for anyone! 122 00:07:19,009 --> 00:07:22,009 Giulio, tell me: how many times have you made love? 123 00:07:22,011 --> 00:07:24,611 Well, this little room has seen a bit... 124 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:25,912 I am not to boast 125 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,213 Not only here, all your life... 126 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,514 Well, calculating is not so easy, you know... 127 00:07:30,815 --> 00:07:32,315 So, lets see... 128 00:07:32,316 --> 00:07:35,116 say every two or three days 129 00:07:35,117 --> 00:07:37,117 for 32 year... well... 130 00:07:37,118 --> 00:07:38,518 it's 120 per year 131 00:07:38,519 --> 00:07:40,519 2 times 3... 6... 3800 132 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,320 3800 less 500 days in jail 133 00:07:43,321 --> 00:07:46,521 Well... give or take, lets say: 134 00:07:46,522 --> 00:07:47,522 3300! 135 00:07:47,523 --> 00:07:51,223 And what if I had made love 3300 times like you? 136 00:07:51,224 --> 00:07:53,524 Gosh! At your age? 137 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:55,325 What would you tell me? 138 00:07:55,326 --> 00:07:56,926 I'd call you "exaggerated"! 139 00:07:56,927 --> 00:07:58,727 Not a different word? 140 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,128 A word well suited for the girls you brought here! 141 00:08:01,129 --> 00:08:04,029 A word starting with B. 142 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:09,530 Hey... farm girl! Are you playing a jealousy melodrama? 143 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:12,332 I already told you here I had only luxury items: 144 00:08:12,334 --> 00:08:15,534 cigarette girls, clerks... even an anesthetist! 145 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:17,736 "Got it"! Pretty brunette! 146 00:08:17,837 --> 00:08:19,237 I know I am rustic and dark! 147 00:08:19,238 --> 00:08:21,338 And the others? Were all refined blondes? 148 00:08:21,339 --> 00:08:24,239 - C'mon, you're being silly... - No! 149 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:27,341 You're thinking about other women and want to make love to me? 150 00:08:27,343 --> 00:08:30,043 You're thinking about them... I'm not thinking at all! 151 00:08:30,045 --> 00:08:32,645 C'mon... come here... "Little cuddles" 152 00:08:32,647 --> 00:08:36,247 C'mon! You made a pervert out of me! 153 00:08:36,248 --> 00:08:39,048 This bed grosses me out! 154 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:40,749 This room sucks! 155 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,850 What is this! An accordion? All this buttons... 156 00:08:43,852 --> 00:08:46,352 Why don't you wear a nice zipper! 157 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:49,653 Up... hold it up... 158 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,254 slow... take it easy... 159 00:08:55,355 --> 00:08:57,555 This other chair goes where? 160 00:08:57,556 --> 00:08:59,756 Put the armchair there... 161 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,257 Giulio, Giulio 162 00:09:26,258 --> 00:09:27,458 They've connected the radiator! 163 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:28,159 Really! 164 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:29,560 Yes! 165 00:09:29,561 --> 00:09:30,561 Its hot then... 166 00:09:30,562 --> 00:09:32,562 away with the clothes! 167 00:09:32,563 --> 00:09:34,463 You are suffocating me... 168 00:09:34,464 --> 00:09:35,464 I'll show you! 169 00:09:35,465 --> 00:09:36,465 What are you doing... Giulio! 170 00:09:36,466 --> 00:09:39,766 Wait... let me take it off... damn! 171 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:41,567 Giulio... 172 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,600 There it is... 173 00:10:20,601 --> 00:10:22,501 What? 174 00:10:22,502 --> 00:10:24,502 The factory... 175 00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:25,803 You can see it from here? 176 00:10:25,804 --> 00:10:27,604 Come I'll show it to you. 177 00:10:27,605 --> 00:10:29,405 I'm coming... 178 00:10:29,406 --> 00:10:30,306 See... 179 00:10:30,307 --> 00:10:32,407 The factory is recognized by the fumes... 180 00:10:32,408 --> 00:10:34,008 like a flag! 181 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,609 You know, when a worker sees the fumes from his factory... 182 00:10:36,611 --> 00:10:39,211 is lake a child in front of a panettone! 183 00:10:39,212 --> 00:10:42,112 There are gray fumes, red fumes, green ones... 184 00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:44,813 Look: my factory is the one on the left. 185 00:10:44,814 --> 00:10:48,714 The one with yellow fumes... after the gasometer. 186 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,816 I see all the fumes alike! 187 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:55,817 You guys know only the fumes from the Vesuvius! 188 00:10:55,818 --> 00:10:57,518 What are you doing? Wait... 189 00:10:57,519 --> 00:11:00,519 I am here to help you, right? 190 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,820 What happened? 191 00:11:03,821 --> 00:11:05,621 Why! Its here... 192 00:11:05,622 --> 00:11:08,822 Fuck... the lumbar pain! 193 00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:12,923 When the wet winds blow I'm screwed! 194 00:11:12,924 --> 00:11:15,424 The "witches blow"! Like Dad's... 195 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,425 Yeah... laugh away... 196 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:21,626 Now you'll have to work me out three times a day with camphor! 197 00:11:21,628 --> 00:11:22,628 Wait for me... 198 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:41,000 Giulio, don't go to the factory 199 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,301 What are you talking about? 200 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,302 Stay in bed. It's very cold outside 201 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,303 Yeah, right! 202 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:49,204 So tomorrow I go to the boss and say: "It was cold and I didn't come to work" 203 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:50,206 C'mon Vincenzina! 204 00:11:50,207 --> 00:11:51,207 But it is raining! 205 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:52,208 Yes, it's raining... 206 00:11:52,209 --> 00:11:55,509 C'mon, move it, wake up, go... 207 00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:56,510 Give me the clothes... 208 00:11:56,511 --> 00:11:57,911 What are you doing! 209 00:11:57,912 --> 00:11:58,912 Vincenzina! 210 00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:02,013 C'mon! You're going nuts! 211 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,014 Don't do like that... 212 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:07,315 Impossible! At six in the morning! 213 00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:11,716 Stop it! You're a grown up! 214 00:12:11,717 --> 00:12:14,517 Don't be childish... 215 00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:16,618 What do I tell the Boss? 216 00:12:16,619 --> 00:12:19,419 I didn't go because I had a boner? 217 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:22,520 C'mon... I can't... 218 00:12:22,521 --> 00:12:24,221 I'm a union man! 219 00:12:24,222 --> 00:12:27,522 What's gotten into you an erotic attack! 220 00:12:27,524 --> 00:12:30,824 Hey... what's that! Hands off the ass! 221 00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:31,626 What are you doing! 222 00:12:33,727 --> 00:12:35,027 Vincenzina! 223 00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:37,728 You're a scoundrel! 224 00:12:37,729 --> 00:12:40,129 How can I say no to you! 225 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,130 Wait 226 00:12:48,131 --> 00:12:49,331 Want a coffee? 227 00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:51,132 Hold this... I'll have one. 228 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:08,233 Hold it! Where are you going? 229 00:13:08,234 --> 00:13:09,534 She's with me! 230 00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:10,535 How old are you? 231 00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:11,936 18 next month... 232 00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:14,737 OK... come back next month! 233 00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,038 Excuse me! 234 00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:18,439 In here it's all sex and nudity 235 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,240 forbidden to minors! 236 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:22,441 You may go in... she stays! 237 00:13:22,442 --> 00:13:23,642 Free the course 238 00:13:23,643 --> 00:13:24,643 you should... 239 00:13:24,644 --> 00:13:25,644 Free the course! 240 00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:26,945 Wait... hold this! 241 00:13:26,946 --> 00:13:27,946 Free the course! 242 00:13:29,047 --> 00:13:30,047 Excuse me... excuse me... 243 00:13:30,848 --> 00:13:32,748 Look: let me show you something! 244 00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,549 Here it is! 245 00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:37,050 The lady here, who is my wife... 246 00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:41,451 regarding "sex and nudity" gets them every night and day, OK? 247 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,953 At your house! 248 00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:45,354 Here if she is not 18 she won't go in! 249 00:13:45,355 --> 00:13:47,755 She's not 18 but is giving me a child 250 00:13:47,756 --> 00:13:48,756 How about that! 251 00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:50,057 Let it be Giulio... 252 00:13:50,058 --> 00:13:52,058 No, c'mon! A little flexibility! 253 00:13:52,059 --> 00:13:54,859 What flexibility! There is too much flexibility! 254 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:57,760 I don't like all this flexibility! 255 00:13:57,761 --> 00:14:00,361 I am a christian democrat! 256 00:14:00,362 --> 00:14:01,862 You want to go for politics! 257 00:14:01,863 --> 00:14:04,063 OK, you might be a christian 258 00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:06,164 but regarding democracy you lack vision! 259 00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:07,165 What do I lack? 260 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,166 You're not progressive... 261 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,167 What do I lack? 262 00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:10,568 You don't understand the moment... 263 00:14:10,569 --> 00:14:11,569 What vision? 264 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:12,570 Yeah... 265 00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:15,571 People like you used to come here to watch Snowhite! 266 00:14:15,572 --> 00:14:18,872 And girls like her used to call you Daddy! 267 00:14:18,873 --> 00:14:19,773 Daddy! 268 00:14:19,774 --> 00:14:20,874 Really! 269 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,075 Got it! 270 00:14:22,076 --> 00:14:23,876 Got it! You are an asshole! 271 00:14:23,877 --> 00:14:24,877 Slow down, hold it... 272 00:14:24,878 --> 00:14:25,878 Down with the hands! 273 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:26,879 Calm down... 274 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,180 Hey! Do you want to die! 275 00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:30,781 Yeah... die... sure... 276 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,582 Fuck off! Vision... 277 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,683 And thank Our Lady she's pregnant! 278 00:14:34,684 --> 00:14:35,684 Giulio... 279 00:14:35,685 --> 00:14:37,085 You thank her! 280 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:40,486 And go home take care of your baby's diapers! 281 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:46,587 Here he is! 282 00:14:46,588 --> 00:14:48,288 So it's a boy! 283 00:14:48,289 --> 00:14:49,289 How nice... 284 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,890 How handsome! Looks like a rose... 285 00:14:53,891 --> 00:14:55,491 Doesn't look like anybody... 286 00:14:55,492 --> 00:14:56,892 What satisfaction... 287 00:14:56,893 --> 00:15:00,093 Whom do I give it to? 288 00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:01,594 To Grandpa! 289 00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:03,795 - How will you call him? - Francesco 290 00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:08,297 "Glassware Factory Board" 291 00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:17,698 "Forward people, to the rescue" 292 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,099 "Red Flag! Red Flag!" 293 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,900 Basletti! 294 00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:27,001 There's a squadron of fascists at Speronari Av. 295 00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:28,102 We'll take care of them! 296 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,103 Don't accept provocations! 297 00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:30,604 We are not here to play doll! 298 00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:32,005 Do what you're told! 299 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:33,306 I'll spread the word... 300 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,807 Open eyes! The blacks are here! 301 00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:44,708 Where's Armetta? 302 00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:46,209 Behind, with the small gangs. 303 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,910 Yeah! Where else... 304 00:15:51,011 --> 00:15:53,511 - Where's your Brother Rocco? - I am Rocco! 305 00:15:53,513 --> 00:15:54,713 Allright! The one that looks like you 306 00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:55,914 I have two: one in front, one behind! 307 00:15:55,915 --> 00:15:58,515 You tell them: Do not answer to provocations! 308 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,217 Let's show them we have balls! 309 00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:01,218 No clashes! 310 00:16:01,219 --> 00:16:02,219 Don't worry! 311 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,720 "Union demonstration degenerates into violence" 312 00:16:05,721 --> 00:16:06,821 Here is the outcome! 313 00:16:06,822 --> 00:16:11,522 Stained as Hooligans who take advantage of a demonstration to sow chaos! 314 00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:13,125 You were responsible for the sector. 315 00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:16,126 And I warned you: Don't answer to provocations! 316 00:16:16,128 --> 00:16:18,128 - And what did you tell me? - What? 317 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:20,130 You said: "I'll take care of it" "I'll spread the word"! 318 00:16:20,132 --> 00:16:21,132 I did! 319 00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:21,933 Excuse me... 320 00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:23,134 The Fascists provoked us... 321 00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:24,135 You shouldn't have bitten! 322 00:16:24,136 --> 00:16:26,036 What should we have done act as boneheads? 323 00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,837 That's exactly what you did! Act as boneheads! 324 00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,638 The reaction started in your sector! 325 00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,439 - Who did it? - Who knows... 326 00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:33,641 You threw rocks even at the Police! 327 00:16:33,642 --> 00:16:36,442 And they framed us all! With the small gangs! 328 00:16:36,444 --> 00:16:37,444 Damn that term! 329 00:16:37,445 --> 00:16:40,645 Then it's better not to do this "Union" demonstrations! 330 00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:42,647 With assholes like you definitely not! 331 00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:45,248 3 policemen at the hospital! One with 7 stitches in his head! 332 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,550 Good! He's got a nice hairline now... 333 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:51,051 Perhaps now they'll open an Inquiry and all ends in shit! 334 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,953 Then I want to hear: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it"! 335 00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:07,200 Fuck you! 336 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,301 Excuse me... 337 00:17:29,302 --> 00:17:30,502 Good morning. 338 00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:35,903 In which department do they manufacture this? 339 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:39,304 Where did you take this? 340 00:17:40,505 --> 00:17:41,305 Here! 341 00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:44,806 Damn! 342 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,200 Salvatore 343 00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:33,801 I have to work! It's already 7 o'clock! 344 00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:36,403 I ken't let you wolkoround withewt en'eye! 345 00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:38,405 Sewn kemout ey neice feyce! 346 00:18:38,506 --> 00:18:41,306 Why do you speak Milanese? I can't understand you! 347 00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:44,708 Be calm! I'll finish the eye and you can go... 348 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,710 I want to capture your glance! 349 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,911 The glance take it from my brother Rocco! 350 00:18:48,912 --> 00:18:50,512 You're painting for him not me! 351 00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:52,213 Stand still for a while! 352 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,614 Don't be racist! 353 00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:55,615 What's happening? 354 00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,516 I'm not a small girl anymore! 355 00:18:57,517 --> 00:18:59,017 I can take my own decisions! 356 00:18:59,018 --> 00:19:01,818 Let me understand: your Momma doesn't have a word! 357 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:05,520 I work, earn my own money I spend it as I wish! 358 00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:07,522 He's there! The deadbeat is waiting for you! 359 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:10,823 - That wretch! - Heed your Momma! He's a scrounger! 360 00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:14,125 Don't judge Dad! I love him! 361 00:19:14,127 --> 00:19:17,127 Someone like him, sooner or later will ruin you! 362 00:19:17,228 --> 00:19:18,228 Enough! 363 00:19:18,229 --> 00:19:20,529 Now I'll fetch my money to go to the restaurant. 364 00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:21,631 Don't push it! 365 00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:25,432 - See! You woke up Ciccio! - What do I care? 366 00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,433 Mind you manners motherfuckers! 367 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:32,134 But that furred animal downstairs: money... never! 368 00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:34,936 No big deal! He pays, I pay... It's the same! 369 00:19:34,938 --> 00:19:38,938 It's not the same dickhead! He never pays! 370 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,940 Go to hell both of you! 371 00:19:44,941 --> 00:19:46,541 Hey... what's going on? 372 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:47,542 I ask myself: 373 00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:49,343 such a nice little girl 374 00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:51,644 loses her head over a dickhead 375 00:19:51,645 --> 00:19:53,545 whose reason for living 376 00:19:53,546 --> 00:19:54,846 is growing his own hair! 377 00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:56,447 The tramp downstairs? 378 00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:59,448 Whaschalleydo? She's in love! 379 00:20:00,649 --> 00:20:01,849 Ciccio is awake? 380 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:02,850 Just now... 381 00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:04,851 He has been so nice, the little star. 382 00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:05,852 Was the film nice? 383 00:20:05,853 --> 00:20:07,153 Yeah, she's a good actress... 384 00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:11,654 What wreckage! 385 00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:16,255 Holyhangcow! Thay rwined my Rocco! 386 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:20,056 - Hey! Looks like you... - I am Santo! 387 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:21,958 Come in! 388 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,600 Salvatore Armetta? 389 00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:39,601 Yes, it's me 390 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,200 Not for courtesy... 391 00:20:54,401 --> 00:20:56,801 but to show you this! 392 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,400 So what? 393 00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:03,501 I don't get it! 394 00:21:03,502 --> 00:21:05,002 You don't get it? 395 00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:06,603 Come with me then... You'll understand. 396 00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:07,504 Why? What has he done? 397 00:21:07,505 --> 00:21:09,005 What have you done Salvatore? 398 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,006 No complaints madam! 399 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,307 You'll know at the headquarters 400 00:21:11,308 --> 00:21:12,508 Wait! 401 00:21:12,509 --> 00:21:14,409 Where are you taking me? 402 00:21:14,410 --> 00:21:17,110 Ovthyzthing... I know nothing! 403 00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:18,411 You know nothing... 404 00:21:18,412 --> 00:21:19,612 hold on. 405 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,413 What's this? 406 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,814 Bloody hell! 407 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,115 What's that thing? 408 00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:27,816 You threw this at me last Tuesday 409 00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:30,917 Mee? Why me? 410 00:21:30,918 --> 00:21:31,918 Why? 411 00:21:31,919 --> 00:21:33,419 Let's get to it then! 412 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:35,620 excuse me... pardon... 413 00:21:36,621 --> 00:21:38,621 what's up?... It's the police... 414 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,200 Who is this? 415 00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:45,101 Whoz thiz? 416 00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:46,502 A face in the crowd! 417 00:21:46,503 --> 00:21:47,503 Not a face in the crowd... 418 00:21:47,504 --> 00:21:48,804 it's you! 419 00:21:48,805 --> 00:21:51,105 In your factory's uniform! 420 00:21:51,106 --> 00:21:52,606 Caught red-handed 421 00:21:52,607 --> 00:21:54,407 casting improper object! 422 00:21:54,408 --> 00:21:55,408 Seven stitches! 423 00:21:55,409 --> 00:21:57,309 Caused a brain "commotion"! 424 00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,710 Damned Punk! Please move ahead... 425 00:22:01,511 --> 00:22:02,611 Hold on! 426 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,812 Be nice! We are not at war here. 427 00:22:04,813 --> 00:22:07,013 What do you mean "punk", "crook"... 428 00:22:07,014 --> 00:22:09,014 First rule: ID! 429 00:22:09,015 --> 00:22:10,415 Yeah... he's right... 430 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,416 Officer Giovanni Pizzullo. 431 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,317 12th Riot Police. 432 00:22:15,018 --> 00:22:16,118 And who are you? 433 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,119 Second rule: be polite and mind your nerves. 434 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,620 We also know the laws, so... 435 00:22:21,621 --> 00:22:24,921 You cannot come in and freely start a mess! 436 00:22:24,922 --> 00:22:26,722 Do you have a warrant? 437 00:22:26,723 --> 00:22:28,223 If you have it fine... 438 00:22:28,224 --> 00:22:30,224 otherwise, step out! 439 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:31,225 What warrant? 440 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,826 This is an accusation with relative proof! 441 00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:34,827 This? 442 00:22:34,828 --> 00:22:35,828 This is no proof... 443 00:22:35,829 --> 00:22:37,029 in this newspaper! 444 00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:38,430 Don't make me laugh! 445 00:22:38,431 --> 00:22:41,131 You believe if it's printed it's true! 446 00:22:41,132 --> 00:22:42,532 He's right... 447 00:22:42,632 --> 00:22:44,232 Mr. Salvatore... 448 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,433 Mr. Salvatore! 449 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:48,334 Have you heard her! 450 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,335 Ugly son of a bitch! 451 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:53,336 you can't say "cacca" and you denounce me! 452 00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:54,537 Please be quiet! 453 00:22:54,538 --> 00:22:55,838 Have you heard her! 454 00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:57,440 - No! - Bravo Onorato! 455 00:22:57,441 --> 00:22:58,441 I'm Rocco! 456 00:22:58,442 --> 00:23:02,442 Ciccio, baby by profession, doesn't count! He can't testify! 457 00:23:02,445 --> 00:23:03,845 Did you like the manifesto? 458 00:23:03,846 --> 00:23:06,046 "A bright future in law enforcement" 459 00:23:06,047 --> 00:23:08,647 Enroll and we'll be friends... 460 00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:10,648 You want to play the hero in uniform? 461 00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:12,549 Want to become the "unknown soldier"? 462 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:15,550 Then take the artifact as occupational hazard! 463 00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:18,551 You get paid for it also... you know? 464 00:23:18,552 --> 00:23:20,052 What do you think we are doing? 465 00:23:20,053 --> 00:23:22,453 Taxes over our weekly paychek... 466 00:23:22,454 --> 00:23:23,454 yeah... true... 467 00:23:23,455 --> 00:23:25,455 INAIL... F24... all that shit... 468 00:23:25,456 --> 00:23:26,456 You know why? 469 00:23:26,457 --> 00:23:28,257 To feed you also! 470 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,758 You hear me! 471 00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:32,359 Swallow your discourse! 472 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,660 I won't allow these words towards me! 473 00:23:34,661 --> 00:23:37,361 I'll toss you in! With the other crook! 474 00:23:38,162 --> 00:23:40,162 Hey Pizzullo! Mind the nerves... 475 00:23:40,163 --> 00:23:41,663 Let's calm down. 476 00:23:41,664 --> 00:23:44,764 I mean... if Basletti has been conciliatory 477 00:23:44,765 --> 00:23:46,765 because you are also a "worker" 478 00:23:46,766 --> 00:23:49,466 at this point... I can blow the whistle! 479 00:23:49,467 --> 00:23:52,667 You want to know who threw the blunt object? 480 00:23:52,668 --> 00:23:55,168 The artifacts... nuts and bolts? 481 00:23:55,169 --> 00:23:56,369 Everybody! 482 00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:57,970 All of us! 483 00:23:57,971 --> 00:23:59,471 It was a team work! 484 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,272 Bravo Giulio! 485 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,573 Yes! We were all there... 486 00:24:03,574 --> 00:24:05,074 Yeah... 487 00:24:06,275 --> 00:24:07,775 Arrest us all! 488 00:24:07,776 --> 00:24:09,676 Handcuff us all! 489 00:24:09,677 --> 00:24:11,277 Take us to jail! 490 00:24:16,478 --> 00:24:18,478 Giulio you're great! 491 00:24:18,479 --> 00:24:19,479 C'mon... 492 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,780 Bravo! 493 00:24:20,781 --> 00:24:22,281 Bravo my ass... 494 00:24:22,882 --> 00:24:24,082 And you Salvatore! 495 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,583 Because of you I had to take it up my ass! 496 00:24:26,584 --> 00:24:29,284 Stop messing up or I'll leave you! Got it? 497 00:24:29,285 --> 00:24:33,485 Remember: social warfare isn't won by adventurous individual action! 498 00:24:33,486 --> 00:24:36,286 But with the worker's Unity! 499 00:24:36,287 --> 00:24:38,287 Got it? 500 00:24:41,588 --> 00:24:44,188 Milan! Milan! 501 00:24:48,389 --> 00:24:51,889 Why are you stopping? They might have scored already... 502 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,790 Fill the bottle with 10 coffees... 503 00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:56,391 and get me a pack of cigarettes from that bar. 504 00:24:56,392 --> 00:24:59,192 Stop! Stop this frame! 505 00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:03,893 Here it is! The precise moment where I gave way to my own ruin! 506 00:25:03,994 --> 00:25:07,794 Let's watch it please. Start the moviola... 507 00:25:12,395 --> 00:25:16,395 Notice my condescending manners whilst giving the order! 508 00:25:16,396 --> 00:25:18,196 Pay attention... 509 00:25:18,197 --> 00:25:19,697 See! 510 00:25:19,698 --> 00:25:21,798 A definite referee gesture! 511 00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:23,999 So: I wanted coffee! 512 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,500 I pointed the Bar! 513 00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:27,501 I sent the damn Armetta! 514 00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:30,302 Couldn't be more inevitable... 515 00:25:33,203 --> 00:25:37,103 10 coffees and a pack of cigarettes, "Pleeze". 516 00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:42,504 Hold on! Wait a moment... 517 00:25:42,505 --> 00:25:44,905 Lewks likes wannapees! 518 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,200 Excuse me. 519 00:26:03,201 --> 00:26:05,001 What's the matter sir? 520 00:26:05,002 --> 00:26:08,302 Sir? A bit formal today, are we? 521 00:26:08,303 --> 00:26:10,403 Well... 522 00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:12,904 To tell ya' the truth... 523 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,405 the artifact 121... 524 00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:17,106 I tossed it! 525 00:26:17,107 --> 00:26:19,507 It had good intentions! 526 00:26:19,508 --> 00:26:22,908 I mean, it ain't personal, you know... 527 00:26:22,909 --> 00:26:25,709 Listen, I don't know you Sir, OK? 528 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,710 Be Nice! 529 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:33,711 You're one of those who had to choose among the factory and the army. 530 00:26:33,712 --> 00:26:35,712 So did I! 531 00:26:35,713 --> 00:26:38,713 We belong to the same class. 532 00:26:38,714 --> 00:26:42,314 Not the same age, but same class! 533 00:26:45,715 --> 00:26:49,415 How come you ere all alone? 534 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:52,616 You ain't got nobody to keepz you company on sundayz? 535 00:26:52,617 --> 00:26:54,617 No. 536 00:26:54,618 --> 00:26:57,118 And also, I have to go back to headquarters. 537 00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:00,319 Because they inflicted me 15 penalty days... 538 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,920 for removing my helmet in emergency state... 539 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:05,421 and reported a concussion. 540 00:27:05,422 --> 00:27:07,122 I'm sorry! 541 00:27:07,123 --> 00:27:09,623 Ya' got real broke in the trackz! 542 00:27:09,624 --> 00:27:13,124 Holyhangcow! You Pigs! 543 00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:17,624 You ain't got no Union to defend you? 544 00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:20,625 Unfortunately that's how it is! 545 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,300 Allright... 546 00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:38,000 HURRAY MILAN! 547 00:27:38,301 --> 00:27:40,201 I'm a fan of the Foggia! 548 00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:42,602 Nice squad! Has its ways... 549 00:27:42,603 --> 00:27:46,603 also because we sent you a bunch of our players! 550 00:27:46,604 --> 00:27:47,904 Well, that's true... 551 00:27:47,905 --> 00:27:50,105 but now I have a problem... 552 00:27:50,106 --> 00:27:52,306 Since I live in Milan now... 553 00:27:52,307 --> 00:27:55,507 I thought I should join a local team! 554 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,308 Wanna join our club? 555 00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,409 Black Red September! 556 00:27:59,910 --> 00:28:03,310 Hey lad... you won't deceive us, will ya'? 557 00:28:03,311 --> 00:28:04,811 I'm coming! 558 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,200 I knew it! 559 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,701 God Damn it! 560 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:25,002 With 2 Kings you discard a 4? 561 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:27,003 It's your fault! Where did you learn to play? 562 00:28:27,004 --> 00:28:28,604 With Paul Newman in Las Vegas? 563 00:28:28,605 --> 00:28:30,905 Best players play as a team! 564 00:28:30,906 --> 00:28:32,706 I count cards! 565 00:28:32,707 --> 00:28:34,907 Yeah... sure... Deal! 566 00:28:35,308 --> 00:28:37,308 Excuse me. May I have a glass of water? 567 00:28:37,309 --> 00:28:38,909 Why? Are we out of beers? 568 00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:40,610 Actually I wanted some fresh water... 569 00:28:40,611 --> 00:28:43,211 I'm thirsty, with all that smoke! 570 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,200 I'm thirsty too! 571 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,500 Of course! 572 00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:13,301 Since the resistance I don't shoot! 573 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:16,302 It's Giovanni's turn! 574 00:29:16,303 --> 00:29:17,903 Here is "Serpico"! 575 00:29:18,504 --> 00:29:20,204 Go professional! 576 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,500 Nice shot! Bravo... 577 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,601 Where did you learn? In the submarines? 578 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,902 If you don't know the gun... 579 00:29:32,903 --> 00:29:35,903 The Police hired you because of your nice voice! 580 00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:37,204 Hold this Vincenzina. 581 00:29:37,205 --> 00:29:38,805 Show us what you can do! 582 00:29:41,806 --> 00:29:43,706 Are you a left handed lefty? 583 00:29:43,707 --> 00:29:45,507 Yes! Me and Riva! 584 00:29:45,508 --> 00:29:47,008 Unforgiving lefty... 585 00:29:48,409 --> 00:29:51,009 Quiet! Pose for the picture! 586 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,210 Mr, you know how to shoot! 587 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,211 Thank you. "He was lucky" 588 00:29:58,212 --> 00:30:00,112 These are his "last shots" 589 00:30:00,113 --> 00:30:03,813 I don't think so! You'll shoot again, right sir? 590 00:30:03,814 --> 00:30:06,014 For you madam... always! 591 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,300 Vincenzina... 592 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,001 have you gone nuts? 593 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,602 if you hit my willy my moves are gone! 594 00:30:39,603 --> 00:30:40,803 Hope so! 595 00:30:40,804 --> 00:30:43,804 What? What's up? Are you in those days... 596 00:30:43,805 --> 00:30:46,305 That bitch from the shooting gallery! 597 00:30:46,306 --> 00:30:48,406 You can't be jealous of that old fart... 598 00:30:48,407 --> 00:30:51,907 Pretty soon she'll be in an asylum. 599 00:30:51,908 --> 00:30:52,908 C'mon... 600 00:30:52,909 --> 00:30:55,409 Why? Are you not jealous? 601 00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:57,610 Well... no. I'm not! 602 00:30:57,611 --> 00:31:01,111 You think I don't please men? 603 00:31:01,112 --> 00:31:03,112 That's not it! 604 00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:05,113 It's a matter of trust... 605 00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:06,814 I trust you, so... 606 00:31:06,815 --> 00:31:09,315 Well, from now on don't trust me anymore! 607 00:31:09,316 --> 00:31:11,816 So you're playing jealous... 608 00:31:12,117 --> 00:31:15,117 are you jealous of me? 609 00:31:15,118 --> 00:31:17,118 A man of my age? C'mon... 610 00:31:17,119 --> 00:31:20,519 Yes! You have too much experience! 611 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,920 You could even nail a 30 year old lady! 612 00:31:23,921 --> 00:31:26,921 I don't like 30 years old ladies. 613 00:31:26,922 --> 00:31:30,422 I don't want them beyond 20! Got it? 614 00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:32,423 I still have 2 to go... 615 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:34,824 Right! You're an "under"... 616 00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:37,825 What's an "under"? 617 00:31:37,826 --> 00:31:42,826 Those less than 20... or even 23... 618 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,800 Giulio! 619 00:31:51,801 --> 00:31:55,801 What are they up to? They want to crash the door? 620 00:31:56,602 --> 00:31:59,002 The door bell doesn't work... 621 00:31:59,003 --> 00:32:02,103 the elevator also... unions! 622 00:32:02,104 --> 00:32:05,504 build roads, they say! Only roads... 623 00:32:05,505 --> 00:32:08,505 Come in! Welcome! 624 00:32:08,506 --> 00:32:11,006 Don't cry! 625 00:32:11,007 --> 00:32:12,507 Come in... 626 00:32:12,508 --> 00:32:16,508 Don't cry! It's only the hillbilly family... 627 00:32:18,209 --> 00:32:20,309 Happy birthday! 628 00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:23,910 Look Vincenzina! A pressure cooker! 629 00:32:23,911 --> 00:32:26,411 Cute! A jackhammer for Giulio! 630 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:27,412 Idiot... 631 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,413 I got it Ciccio! You peed! 632 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:31,814 Excuse me... 633 00:32:32,215 --> 00:32:34,315 May we? 634 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:36,316 No pee... back to the big chair! 635 00:32:36,317 --> 00:32:39,217 Happy birthday! Peasant's cheese... 636 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:42,918 To be eaten when the worms appear! 637 00:32:43,519 --> 00:32:47,119 What a delicacy... why did you bother... 638 00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:56,020 Nice partzy! It feelz like Milan X Inter! 639 00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:58,121 Are we all here? 640 00:32:58,122 --> 00:33:01,822 No! Where is Giovanni? He's not coming? 641 00:33:01,824 --> 00:33:02,824 No... 642 00:33:02,825 --> 00:33:06,825 I asked him not to... I wanted only close family here. 643 00:33:06,826 --> 00:33:08,926 Silvana help me... 644 00:33:08,927 --> 00:33:10,927 Sit down please... 645 00:33:14,528 --> 00:33:19,428 Ciccio, don't cry! I'll place you next to Grandpa! 646 00:33:19,429 --> 00:33:21,529 Happy? No... 647 00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:23,530 Why? Isn't Giovanni nice? 648 00:33:23,531 --> 00:33:27,831 Yes... but she said it: he is no close relative. 649 00:33:27,832 --> 00:33:30,832 We'll open the Sparkling Wine! 650 00:33:32,533 --> 00:33:34,033 Frightening! 651 00:33:34,034 --> 00:33:35,634 Holyhangbutt! 652 00:33:35,635 --> 00:33:40,035 Let's hope the country doesn't flood again! 653 00:33:40,036 --> 00:33:42,036 Be optimistic! 654 00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:43,537 The door... 655 00:33:43,538 --> 00:33:48,038 Electronic doorbell! You uncork it! Ciccio quiet... 656 00:33:51,039 --> 00:33:52,639 Who is it? 657 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,640 Basletti? Yes... 658 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,641 Telegram. Sign here... 659 00:34:01,242 --> 00:34:04,742 - No tip! Next time... - Yeah... sure... 660 00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:16,243 Earthquake. House down. Aunt Peppina seriously injured. 661 00:34:16,244 --> 00:34:18,744 Funerals Monday. 662 00:34:18,745 --> 00:34:21,245 Antonio, Giuseppe... move it! 663 00:34:21,246 --> 00:34:22,746 I'll go too... 664 00:34:22,747 --> 00:34:26,247 No Vincenzina! You have to be with Ciccio! 665 00:34:26,248 --> 00:34:28,248 Pardon us... 666 00:34:28,249 --> 00:34:31,549 I'll go to the funeral. Don't worry... I'll go. 667 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:33,050 STOP! 668 00:34:33,051 --> 00:34:34,651 Heard it? 669 00:34:34,652 --> 00:34:37,152 That's what I said: I'll go! 670 00:34:37,153 --> 00:34:39,353 This is a crucial moment! 671 00:34:39,354 --> 00:34:41,954 You'll see why... Moviola... 672 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:46,455 Look how I leap forward giving orders! A real family head! 673 00:34:46,456 --> 00:34:49,156 ...and cutting my own balls! 674 00:34:49,157 --> 00:34:50,557 Pardon us... No sweat... 675 00:34:50,558 --> 00:34:54,058 I'll go to the funeral! Don't worry... I'll go! 676 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:58,959 Notice my sorrow! Look at my face... 677 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,460 For whom? For Vincenzina's great-aunt! 678 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,700 Just like uncle Pasquale... 679 00:35:29,701 --> 00:35:31,801 He died of chasm last November! 680 00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:34,102 No. That was Grandpa Arturo! 681 00:35:34,103 --> 00:35:38,603 What are you talking about? Grandpa Arturo died of cholera! 682 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:42,104 Such happy chats back in the country! 683 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,000 You who live in Milan... Why don't you ask the government for aid? 684 00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:05,501 Government already aided the link! 685 00:36:05,502 --> 00:36:07,002 Have you seen the link? 686 00:36:07,003 --> 00:36:08,303 What link? 687 00:36:08,304 --> 00:36:13,304 The link-road, a bold engineering feat! 688 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:17,305 It links Putigliano-Salentino to Marciano-del-Monte! 689 00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:21,306 A brilliant 4 lane road... 690 00:36:21,307 --> 00:36:24,507 It extends for 30.82 miles... 691 00:36:24,508 --> 00:36:28,008 overall cost: 86 billion! 692 00:36:28,009 --> 00:36:32,009 Now you can proudly reach Marciano in 22 min. 693 00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:36,310 But if you have a Ferrari or Maserati, 16 min. 694 00:36:36,311 --> 00:36:39,311 Why would anyone go to Marciano-del-monte? 695 00:36:39,312 --> 00:36:42,312 For shit! Nobody ever goes... 696 00:36:45,613 --> 00:36:47,113 Here we are. 697 00:36:47,114 --> 00:36:49,114 Armando works here. 698 00:36:49,115 --> 00:36:51,115 Remember him? Sure... 699 00:36:51,116 --> 00:36:56,116 He got it sponsored by the mayor, the bishop, 5 inspectors... 700 00:36:56,117 --> 00:36:59,617 He has 2 bachelors... and he is studying for the 3rd! 701 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,618 Armando! 702 00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:04,619 Hi! How are you? 703 00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:06,420 Nice surprise! 704 00:37:06,421 --> 00:37:09,421 He looks so nice in uniform! 705 00:37:09,422 --> 00:37:11,222 Move it! 706 00:37:11,223 --> 00:37:13,323 Why? Is it dangerous? 707 00:37:13,324 --> 00:37:17,724 Well... only an ambulance went by in the last 10 days. Anyways... 708 00:37:17,725 --> 00:37:20,125 I didn't expect you. How nice! 709 00:37:23,026 --> 00:37:25,226 But... is this Giulio? 710 00:37:25,227 --> 00:37:27,227 Giulio! How are you? 711 00:37:27,228 --> 00:37:30,528 We went through the link. So we thought "let's visit Armando" 712 00:37:30,529 --> 00:37:33,129 How nice! How is Vincenzina? 713 00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:35,130 Well! I'll show you 714 00:37:35,131 --> 00:37:37,431 The last scoop 715 00:37:40,732 --> 00:37:42,532 What do you think? 716 00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:44,033 She grew pretty... 717 00:37:44,034 --> 00:37:45,134 Wonderful! 718 00:37:45,135 --> 00:37:48,335 What about me? I look like OK Corral's Sheriff! 719 00:37:48,336 --> 00:37:50,836 Great shooter! By all means! 720 00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:52,437 Who's this? Who? 721 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:53,738 A Friend... 722 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:56,239 So young? 723 00:37:56,940 --> 00:38:03,440 Please observe the Sheriff looks transfigured into a festival announcer! 724 00:38:06,441 --> 00:38:08,441 Hey Giu! Whazzup? 725 00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:10,542 What? 726 00:38:10,543 --> 00:38:13,743 Milan! Milan is up! 727 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,400 Traitors! 728 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:24,001 I'll kill you! 729 00:39:24,002 --> 00:39:25,502 You suck! 730 00:39:25,503 --> 00:39:27,303 Throw him away! 731 00:39:27,304 --> 00:39:28,804 She's mine! 732 00:39:28,805 --> 00:39:30,305 Go away! 733 00:39:30,306 --> 00:39:31,506 She's mine! 734 00:39:31,507 --> 00:39:32,907 Away! 735 00:39:35,008 --> 00:39:36,808 You suck! Old fart! 736 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,309 Wretch! NO! 737 00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:39,810 You're old! 738 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,711 I hate you! Old fart, go away... 739 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:45,512 Throw him out! I don't want to see him! 740 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,213 Cuckold! 741 00:39:47,214 --> 00:39:49,014 Close it! Bravo! 742 00:39:55,815 --> 00:39:59,315 They'll kill us! Call the police! 743 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:11,600 We've arrived! 744 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,500 Howdie Caffè! Hi... 745 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,000 Ciccio! 746 00:41:23,901 --> 00:41:26,901 Vincenzina? I'm here! 747 00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:29,402 Giulio? Where are you? 748 00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:31,503 I didn't expect you! 749 00:41:31,504 --> 00:41:32,504 Vincenzina! 750 00:41:32,505 --> 00:41:35,805 What were you up to while I was away? 751 00:41:35,806 --> 00:41:38,706 Nothing... you tell me! 752 00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:40,907 How is Momma and my brothers? 753 00:41:40,908 --> 00:41:43,808 They are fine... the country is bad, but... 754 00:41:43,809 --> 00:41:46,309 You did well not to come... 755 00:41:46,310 --> 00:41:50,110 Let's talk about you... did you feel lonely? 756 00:41:50,111 --> 00:41:54,711 A little... but now I have a young lad to keep me company! 757 00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:56,212 Isn't it Ciccio? 758 00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:58,413 Oh! Ciccio! 759 00:41:59,014 --> 00:42:01,914 Salvatore Armetta looked for you. Who? 760 00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:04,316 Salvatore, very urgent he said! 761 00:42:04,317 --> 00:42:05,817 Oh bloody damn... 762 00:42:05,818 --> 00:42:08,818 And our friends, how are they? And Giovanni? 763 00:42:08,819 --> 00:42:12,019 Oh, he greets you. He's been transferred. 764 00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:13,920 Really? Where? 765 00:42:13,921 --> 00:42:16,921 I don't know... Novara, Biella... 766 00:42:18,722 --> 00:42:22,722 Whose apples are these? C'mon I'm busy! 767 00:42:22,723 --> 00:42:28,223 C'mon we have to make up for lost time! Otherwise our average suffers... 768 00:42:28,224 --> 00:42:30,724 I brought you a present. 769 00:42:30,725 --> 00:42:33,225 C'mon, a quicky... 770 00:42:34,126 --> 00:42:37,826 Sure! Someone had to pester! 771 00:42:38,127 --> 00:42:39,527 Coming! 772 00:42:43,628 --> 00:42:45,428 Santo! 773 00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:48,429 Can you come out for a moment? Yes 774 00:42:48,430 --> 00:42:50,930 Be back soon, ok? 775 00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:54,531 Come in. 776 00:42:54,732 --> 00:42:56,632 What damn... 777 00:42:56,633 --> 00:42:58,433 Hi Giulio. 778 00:43:00,334 --> 00:43:04,834 Hi Armetta. Vincenzina told me you wanted to talk... 779 00:43:04,835 --> 00:43:07,335 They already know about it. 780 00:43:07,336 --> 00:43:09,336 Well, tell me... 781 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:14,337 My little Sultina... with that hellzhost Tramp! 782 00:43:14,338 --> 00:43:17,038 Alright, who fucking cares... 783 00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:19,539 but now she's leaving! 784 00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:22,040 She wants to leave us! Gotz it! 785 00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:26,041 At most they'll go around the block! They have no money... 786 00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:31,042 I won't see my little girl anymore... Folly! 787 00:43:31,043 --> 00:43:34,643 What little girl? She's 26! 788 00:43:34,644 --> 00:43:40,644 Becoz she'z my little girl Godz! Always will be! 789 00:43:43,745 --> 00:43:46,745 We have to take action... We said that! 790 00:43:46,746 --> 00:43:48,746 Mee iz ready! 791 00:43:48,747 --> 00:43:53,247 I'll club his head! That'll fix it! Here is my action! 792 00:43:53,248 --> 00:43:56,648 He's an idiot! I told you... 793 00:43:56,649 --> 00:43:59,649 This is the 70's! I'm surprised... 794 00:43:59,650 --> 00:44:02,650 You've been here in Milan for 30 years... 795 00:44:02,651 --> 00:44:08,651 we gave you a job, a northern education... and you come back with a "vendetta"! 796 00:44:08,652 --> 00:44:10,252 Is this a joke? 797 00:44:10,253 --> 00:44:11,753 But I'm a Father! 798 00:44:11,754 --> 00:44:13,554 You're a dickhead! 799 00:44:13,555 --> 00:44:16,055 Violence has to be rejected! 800 00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:20,056 Reject, always! But if there's no other way... 801 00:44:20,057 --> 00:44:22,557 Listen to the mobster! 802 00:44:22,558 --> 00:44:26,558 I don't understand you guys! What are you? Animals? 803 00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:29,059 Aren't you ashamed? 804 00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:31,560 Shame on you! 805 00:44:32,061 --> 00:44:36,261 First rule: a man has to be civilized! 806 00:44:36,262 --> 00:44:39,262 Dickhead! 807 00:44:42,063 --> 00:44:51,063 So... the tramp takes my little one away... And you tell me... shush! 808 00:44:54,164 --> 00:44:59,164 That little girl can slap down a cable-car! 809 00:44:59,865 --> 00:45:07,365 You have to understand, as a Father, she is free to make her own choices. "Gotz it"! 810 00:45:07,366 --> 00:45:13,866 OK. But if ya' knew your wifey gotz her hand on a peepee? 811 00:45:13,867 --> 00:45:19,367 If a woman decides to scram you have to be bright! 812 00:45:19,368 --> 00:45:21,868 Go to the center-field and salute! 813 00:45:21,869 --> 00:45:27,869 If my wife left me for someone else I wouldn't oppose her! 814 00:45:30,170 --> 00:45:34,170 Thankz Giulio! Ya're a real friendz! 815 00:45:59,771 --> 00:46:04,300 Have mercy! Please leave before he comes back! 816 00:46:04,301 --> 00:46:06,401 Allright! I'm leaving... 817 00:46:08,202 --> 00:46:12,202 But first I want you to be sincere! 818 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:14,703 Or else I won't leave! 819 00:46:14,704 --> 00:46:17,204 What do you want? 820 00:46:17,205 --> 00:46:21,605 Vincenzina, tell me if you love me! 821 00:46:22,206 --> 00:46:24,206 Answer me! 822 00:46:25,907 --> 00:46:31,307 Allright Giovanni! Yes I like you... I'm mad about you! 823 00:46:31,308 --> 00:46:33,308 Vincenzina, my love! 824 00:46:33,309 --> 00:46:36,909 I'm sick with love for you! That's what you wanted, coward! 825 00:46:36,910 --> 00:46:39,910 I love you, but we have to renounce this love! 826 00:46:39,911 --> 00:46:42,511 Why? We are both young.... 827 00:46:43,612 --> 00:46:45,712 It's the toy you gave Ciccio... 828 00:46:45,713 --> 00:46:50,713 Enough now! Scram it! You made me say it! Walk away forever... 829 00:46:52,314 --> 00:47:00,514 Ok I'll go! With my pain... my happiness... both too big... 830 00:47:00,515 --> 00:47:03,015 Farewell Vincenzina! 831 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,600 I knew it! 832 00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:20,901 When you dream this stuff 833 00:47:20,902 --> 00:47:24,402 It's useless... dreams are never wrong! 834 00:47:25,703 --> 00:47:28,703 Dreams are rotten! 835 00:47:32,004 --> 00:47:36,904 I'll stay here for now... perhaps I'll crouch... 836 00:47:36,905 --> 00:47:39,405 Darn! It rains... 837 00:47:39,406 --> 00:47:41,906 Who cares if it's raining! 838 00:47:45,107 --> 00:47:50,107 Even the cat! Just like in the dreams... 839 00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:55,208 In the sad dreams I mean... 840 00:47:55,909 --> 00:48:00,909 I'll get up now! It's hard to get up... 841 00:48:00,910 --> 00:48:04,110 I'd rather go down... 842 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:17,300 Giulio! Where were you? You're all wet! 843 00:48:17,301 --> 00:48:19,601 Nowhere, I was jogging... 844 00:48:19,602 --> 00:48:22,402 I'm so hungry I'd eat a baby! 845 00:48:22,403 --> 00:48:24,403 What did you prepare? 846 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:25,604 Cold cutlets... 847 00:48:26,205 --> 00:48:28,205 rested... 848 00:48:30,406 --> 00:48:32,606 What's with the face? 849 00:48:32,607 --> 00:48:34,307 Why? 850 00:48:34,308 --> 00:48:36,608 You look a little dull. 851 00:48:36,609 --> 00:48:38,909 Perhaps it's the weather... 852 00:48:39,810 --> 00:48:42,410 Vincenzina, I want to tell you something 853 00:48:42,411 --> 00:48:45,411 You don't look very happy... 854 00:48:45,612 --> 00:48:47,312 Me? 855 00:48:50,513 --> 00:48:53,213 Let's cut to the chase... 856 00:48:53,214 --> 00:48:57,714 I heard everything you said to that guy in the kitchen! 857 00:48:57,715 --> 00:48:59,215 Calm down... 858 00:48:59,216 --> 00:49:03,216 Let's keep cool... It's not a tragedy... 859 00:49:03,217 --> 00:49:06,717 We can solve this, one way or another, right? 860 00:49:06,718 --> 00:49:11,718 See, you found someone as young as you, that's fine! 861 00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,719 It's all fine... even if it bothers me a little... 862 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,220 What the hell... a lot! 863 00:49:17,221 --> 00:49:22,221 Are we or not in the 70's? So... 864 00:49:22,222 --> 00:49:26,722 We live in Milan, It's not southeast Asia! 865 00:49:26,723 --> 00:49:31,723 Just tell me: move aside and I'll do it. The End. 866 00:49:33,524 --> 00:49:37,024 About Ciccio, don't worry! 867 00:49:37,025 --> 00:49:44,025 I can provide you an amount... I know how lean a cop's paycheck is. 868 00:49:44,026 --> 00:49:51,026 In a few words, I'd rather see you happy away from me 869 00:49:51,027 --> 00:49:55,527 instead of being here thinking about him. 870 00:49:55,528 --> 00:49:58,228 Because I like you... 871 00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:01,229 ...a lot! 872 00:50:02,830 --> 00:50:06,630 I'm in love like a beast! 873 00:50:07,431 --> 00:50:10,931 I know... I know... you pity me... 874 00:50:10,932 --> 00:50:13,932 makes me look older than I am 875 00:50:13,933 --> 00:50:22,933 See, I came to the world the day you were 17, waiting for me at the factory 876 00:50:22,934 --> 00:50:27,334 'cause, I was fresh-faced like you! 877 00:50:27,335 --> 00:50:32,335 I'm smaller than you... and sillier! 878 00:50:35,036 --> 00:50:39,536 What can I tell you... I'm a baby! 879 00:50:42,137 --> 00:50:44,337 Ouch! My back! 880 00:50:44,738 --> 00:50:48,438 You're a real man! Thank you! 881 00:50:48,439 --> 00:50:50,839 My little cuddles... 882 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,340 I like you since I was in swaddle! 883 00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:55,841 You're full of hair... 884 00:50:55,842 --> 00:50:58,342 I did right choosing you! 885 00:50:58,343 --> 00:51:01,043 and I still choose you... 'cause you love me! 886 00:51:01,044 --> 00:51:02,344 Of course I do! 887 00:51:02,345 --> 00:51:04,345 I'll never leave you! 888 00:51:04,346 --> 00:51:07,346 I'll always be with my Giulio! 889 00:51:07,347 --> 00:51:10,247 - Always! - Always with me... 890 00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:18,048 A man like you deserves the greatest sincerity! 891 00:51:18,049 --> 00:51:21,049 I want to tell you everything! 892 00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:24,550 I already know everything 893 00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:27,051 How can you? 894 00:51:27,052 --> 00:51:32,552 I told you! I spied on you, I heard you in the kitchen 895 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,100 Why? There's more? 896 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,601 Yes. 897 00:51:48,302 --> 00:51:51,802 It was the doorbell's fault! It's still broken... 898 00:51:51,803 --> 00:51:52,803 Why? 899 00:51:52,804 --> 00:51:53,804 Wait... 900 00:51:53,805 --> 00:51:57,005 You had just left, and I had a feeling... 901 00:51:57,006 --> 00:52:00,206 - Remember I didn't want you to go? - No! 902 00:52:00,207 --> 00:52:03,507 Well... when a woman is afraid of a man it is a bad sign. 903 00:52:03,508 --> 00:52:07,008 Since you brought Giovanni home I felt that fear. 904 00:52:07,009 --> 00:52:09,609 But last time you didn't even want to invite him? 905 00:52:09,610 --> 00:52:11,210 Exactly! 906 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:14,511 Bloody hell! I'd punch my face... I'm such an asshole! 907 00:52:14,512 --> 00:52:16,512 If you get angry I'll shut up! 908 00:52:16,513 --> 00:52:20,513 Ok, ok! But I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at me! Go on... 909 00:52:21,814 --> 00:52:27,314 Rocco's wife asked me to wash her cloths in our washer. 910 00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:32,415 So I informed her the washer was free. 911 00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:37,416 Since our doorbell was broken, I left the door open... 912 00:52:39,317 --> 00:52:45,117 I was tired... it was hot... Ciccio was asleep... 913 00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:49,218 ...perhaps the radio... anyways I was "blah"! 914 00:52:49,219 --> 00:52:51,219 What's "blah"? 915 00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:54,720 When your eyes close... 916 00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:03,821 Excuse me! 917 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,000 Anybody home? 918 00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:49,000 Son of a bitch! Why didn't you slap him! 919 00:53:49,001 --> 00:53:56,001 I don't know! I played dead, like an animal in peril! 920 00:53:56,002 --> 00:53:59,502 - Do you know a St. Anthony Piglet? - No 921 00:53:59,503 --> 00:54:03,503 - It's a little bug that... - Ok, ok! And... 922 00:54:03,504 --> 00:54:05,304 Ooops... 923 00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:14,805 Excuse me! Vincenzina? 924 00:54:14,806 --> 00:54:20,006 That shithead couldn't arrive sooner! They ask for favors and then... 925 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:24,507 The bastard took advantage! You were asleep, it's not your fault! 926 00:54:24,508 --> 00:54:28,008 It was an external kiss, no tongue, right? 927 00:54:28,009 --> 00:54:32,509 Yes, but... I didn't tell you all... 928 00:54:34,410 --> 00:54:40,910 I thought about him all night. I wanted to cast that kiss away, but... 929 00:54:40,911 --> 00:54:44,911 I turned in bed... felt cold... 930 00:54:44,912 --> 00:54:47,912 I wanted his body to heat me! 931 00:54:47,913 --> 00:54:51,513 Lack of kerosene! The radiator was off... 932 00:54:52,514 --> 00:54:56,514 Next morning I went shopping really early 933 00:54:56,515 --> 00:55:00,515 after the ugly night I felt nervous and absent minded. 934 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:33,000 - I'll kill that guy! - Giulio! I'll shut up! 935 00:55:33,001 --> 00:55:35,001 Ok, ok! Go on... 936 00:55:35,702 --> 00:55:38,502 - Hi Vincenzina. - Good morning. 937 00:55:41,603 --> 00:55:44,003 I have to talk to you. 938 00:55:44,004 --> 00:55:46,304 Go ahead... 939 00:55:46,905 --> 00:55:48,905 Not here... 940 00:55:48,906 --> 00:55:51,206 Where? 941 00:55:52,007 --> 00:55:56,007 - At your house... - No, Giulio is not there! 942 00:55:56,008 --> 00:56:00,008 Actually that's why... I want a relationship with you! 943 00:56:00,009 --> 00:56:03,509 - I have to confess... - Go to the priest! 944 00:56:03,510 --> 00:56:05,510 Why the harsh tone! 945 00:56:05,511 --> 00:56:09,511 I perpetrated an evil action towards you... 946 00:56:09,512 --> 00:56:13,112 I rented a small room... here's the address. Come today! 947 00:56:13,113 --> 00:56:16,613 Are you a fool? If you don't leave I'll call the cops! 948 00:56:16,614 --> 00:56:21,614 Brava! Well done! That's why I trust you! 949 00:56:22,615 --> 00:56:29,615 - It's not your fault! - It is! It's not over yet... 950 00:56:32,316 --> 00:56:34,316 Another round? 951 00:56:36,817 --> 00:56:43,317 - That same afternoon someone knocked at the door - That shirker! Is he never at work? 952 00:56:43,318 --> 00:56:46,818 That's why crime rates are high! 953 00:56:49,019 --> 00:56:54,019 I told you not to come! The water is boiling... 954 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:06,620 Vincenzina! Yesterday I kissed you! 955 00:57:06,621 --> 00:57:09,621 What? When? 956 00:57:09,622 --> 00:57:15,622 Yesterday. The door was open. You were there... 957 00:57:15,623 --> 00:57:23,423 ...sleeping! But it seemed you were saying: "Don't be afraid!" 958 00:57:23,424 --> 00:57:29,424 "Come closer!" And I complied! 959 00:57:29,425 --> 00:57:32,925 ...and I kissed you! 960 00:57:32,926 --> 00:57:37,426 Softly... sweetly... 961 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,300 Are you mad! Piss off... 962 00:57:45,301 --> 00:57:48,801 I was asleep! I didn't know... Shame! 963 00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:52,302 Leave this house... Scram! You vile! 964 00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:58,803 Yes! I am mad! Uncontrollable! I don't know what I am doing! 965 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,800 Oh my God! Mamma mia! 966 00:58:03,801 --> 00:58:07,301 Yeah... Mamma mia! You deserved it dickhead! 967 00:58:07,302 --> 00:58:11,302 I was scared! "Oh my god I killed him", I thought. 968 00:58:11,303 --> 00:58:15,003 I felt his arms clasping my thighs! 969 00:58:15,004 --> 00:58:16,004 What? 970 00:58:16,005 --> 00:58:19,305 - And the head pressing here... - Where? 971 00:58:19,306 --> 00:58:21,306 Here! 972 00:58:23,007 --> 00:58:30,007 I held his head to push him... but my hands pulled him in... 973 00:58:30,008 --> 00:58:35,508 - What? - I held him strongly! 974 00:58:35,509 --> 00:58:40,509 - Giulio. He was crying! - You hit him! 975 00:58:40,510 --> 00:58:46,310 I felt his breath through my skirt. "I Love you, I love you", he said! 976 00:58:46,311 --> 00:58:50,511 - And Ciccio? - Was crying, poor thing... 977 00:58:50,512 --> 00:58:54,512 I stood there crying, my eyes closed... 978 00:58:54,513 --> 00:58:57,513 Giulio! Are you crying too? 979 00:58:57,514 --> 00:59:01,014 Fuck! I have the right to cry! 980 00:59:01,615 --> 00:59:04,615 I said no! Giovanni, its not possible! 981 00:59:04,616 --> 00:59:09,116 Got back to my senses. I pushed him. 982 00:59:09,117 --> 00:59:11,617 He kept quiet. 983 00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:17,718 I drove him out... I closed the door and fell down! 984 00:59:20,919 --> 00:59:23,919 End of drama? 985 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 I wish... 986 00:59:34,401 --> 00:59:35,901 What's that? 987 00:59:35,902 --> 00:59:39,702 You never came back! What were you doing? 988 00:59:39,703 --> 00:59:43,703 Fuck! I was away 3 days! 989 00:59:55,004 --> 00:59:59,500 The next day I received his note. 990 00:59:59,501 --> 01:00:02,501 But I threw it away... 991 01:00:02,502 --> 01:00:05,002 Brava! That's the way to go... 992 01:00:05,003 --> 01:00:07,003 Yes. 993 01:00:07,904 --> 01:00:11,304 But I read it first! 994 01:00:11,305 --> 01:00:19,305 It said: "I have to talk to you. Urgent. 5 o'clock. At Viale Pignotto" 995 01:00:19,606 --> 01:00:21,420 And you didn't go... 996 01:00:21,721 --> 01:00:25,721 He was wearing his gray suit 997 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:41,900 Don't brag. I just came to tell you to disappear 998 01:00:41,901 --> 01:00:45,401 If you're honored respect my will! 999 01:00:45,402 --> 01:00:51,402 Vincenzina! You're like a life vest to a drowning man! 1000 01:00:51,403 --> 01:00:54,403 Without you I can't live! 1001 01:00:54,404 --> 01:00:58,204 Vincenzina! What do I mean to you? 1002 01:00:58,205 --> 01:01:00,305 Don't make me curse! 1003 01:01:00,306 --> 01:01:04,306 You lie! Yesterday you replied my kiss! 1004 01:01:04,307 --> 01:01:08,307 I felt you wavering... my head pressed to your womb... 1005 01:01:08,308 --> 01:01:12,308 Admit it! If you are sincere, admit it! 1006 01:01:12,309 --> 01:01:15,809 Don't yell! There's people around. 1007 01:01:15,810 --> 01:01:21,410 Answer me! The truth hurts you? 1008 01:01:25,011 --> 01:01:30,411 You don't think about Giulio? Aren't you ashamed, traitor! 1009 01:01:30,412 --> 01:01:32,312 Ah! Thank God! 1010 01:01:32,313 --> 01:01:36,313 Yes, Giulio well... I pity him! 1011 01:01:36,314 --> 01:01:40,814 But love is larger than friendship! 1012 01:01:40,815 --> 01:01:49,815 Love gives a fuck to friendship, honesty, hospitality... discipline! 1013 01:01:49,816 --> 01:01:53,816 I deserted my post! I'm risking trial! 1014 01:01:53,817 --> 01:01:56,817 You risk being shot by Giulio! 1015 01:01:56,818 --> 01:02:01,818 So be it! So I can end this suffering! 1016 01:02:03,719 --> 01:02:09,319 But... do you love me? Tell me... 1017 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,920 I'm a respectable woman! 1018 01:02:13,321 --> 01:02:16,021 You're a hesitant woman! 1019 01:02:16,022 --> 01:02:19,322 If you don't tell me... I'll kill myself! 1020 01:02:19,323 --> 01:02:22,323 Swear to God! I'll kill myself! 1021 01:02:22,324 --> 01:02:27,824 - My love! Come here! - No... 1022 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:41,100 No Giovanni! You wretch! What are you doing? 1023 01:02:56,300 --> 01:03:00,200 [radio] I'm a woman, not a saint... 1024 01:03:00,201 --> 01:03:03,701 So... you like me! 1025 01:03:05,302 --> 01:03:07,202 I did it for pity! 1026 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:21,000 You're mine now! And I am yours! 1027 01:03:22,601 --> 01:03:24,601 And he kissed me! 1028 01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:27,302 Go on... 1029 01:03:29,003 --> 01:03:33,103 No more... the next day you came back, and he showed up here. 1030 01:03:33,104 --> 01:03:36,104 If I said I loved him he would leave... 1031 01:03:36,105 --> 01:03:40,105 I said so... I lied: He is still in Milan. 1032 01:03:40,106 --> 01:03:44,606 No more... I want to pluck him out of my heart! 1033 01:03:44,607 --> 01:03:46,607 Hold on! 1034 01:03:46,608 --> 01:03:49,908 But before what did you do? 1035 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:51,109 When? 1036 01:03:51,110 --> 01:03:54,110 Before... there... at the railroad! 1037 01:03:54,111 --> 01:04:00,111 I'll tell you if you are kind... understanding... from the 70's! 1038 01:04:00,112 --> 01:04:06,112 I might be! But I'll get angry if you lie! 1039 01:04:06,113 --> 01:04:08,813 What happened in that shack! 1040 01:04:08,814 --> 01:04:13,814 Let's be crystal clear... civilized! Fucking Christ! 1041 01:04:17,615 --> 01:04:19,715 What? 1042 01:04:19,716 --> 01:04:23,416 Our Lady Punish me! Let me die! 1043 01:04:25,017 --> 01:04:28,517 No! No Shame! What happened happened... 1044 01:04:32,018 --> 01:04:36,018 I tried to avert him... but I had to fight for two... 1045 01:04:36,019 --> 01:04:37,019 Two? 1046 01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:38,720 Him and me! 1047 01:04:38,721 --> 01:04:42,721 While I yelled "No, no!", my heart said "Yes, yes!" 1048 01:04:46,022 --> 01:04:51,522 [radio] Please my love, let me be... 1049 01:04:51,523 --> 01:04:57,023 [radio] I can't wait for you anymore... 1050 01:05:01,024 --> 01:05:08,524 [radio] Hit, hit, even iron bends with fire even iron bends 1051 01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:15,125 [radio] I'm a woman, not a Saint you know I'm not a Saint 1052 01:05:16,026 --> 01:05:18,826 And he jumped on me! 1053 01:05:18,827 --> 01:05:22,327 Be precise: without panties? 1054 01:05:22,828 --> 01:05:24,428 Think so... 1055 01:05:24,429 --> 01:05:27,829 Think so my ass! With or without? 1056 01:05:27,830 --> 01:05:29,130 Without... 1057 01:05:29,131 --> 01:05:37,631 So...recap! He jumps on you and the "union" occurs. 1058 01:05:37,632 --> 01:05:40,632 Union... after... 1059 01:05:40,633 --> 01:05:42,933 ...after what? 1060 01:05:42,934 --> 01:05:45,934 After kisses everywhere... 1061 01:05:45,935 --> 01:05:48,135 Where? Exactly where? 1062 01:05:48,136 --> 01:05:51,136 Everywhere! Don't you know what it means? 1063 01:05:51,137 --> 01:05:54,937 Even... like I do? 1064 01:05:57,838 --> 01:05:59,538 Answer! 1065 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,139 More... 1066 01:06:34,900 --> 01:06:37,900 No Giulio! Our Lady will kill me! 1067 01:06:37,901 --> 01:06:39,401 Poor man... 1068 01:06:39,402 --> 01:06:41,802 Ouch! Go away... 1069 01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:45,803 Don't Giulio! Please! 1070 01:06:46,704 --> 01:06:48,204 Please! 1071 01:06:48,205 --> 01:06:54,205 Go on... tell everything! Quickly... 1072 01:06:54,606 --> 01:07:00,006 [radio] Three months are a long wait 1073 01:07:00,007 --> 01:07:06,007 [radio] When love whets you heart 1074 01:07:06,008 --> 01:07:13,008 [radio] Please my love don't leave me... 1075 01:07:14,609 --> 01:07:18,609 Vincenzina! You're a Bitch! 1076 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,500 I knew it! I knew it! 1077 01:07:24,501 --> 01:07:27,001 Coward, liar! 1078 01:07:27,002 --> 01:07:30,802 You wanted sincerity, and now you call me a Bitch! 1079 01:07:30,803 --> 01:07:32,103 Bitch!! 1080 01:07:32,104 --> 01:07:37,104 Bitch! Whore! Slut! I'll choke you! Gotz it! 1081 01:07:37,105 --> 01:07:40,105 I'm worse than your hillbillies! 1082 01:07:40,106 --> 01:07:45,606 Come here! You cheated on Basletti? Slut! Tramp! Harlot!! 1083 01:07:45,607 --> 01:07:49,607 I'll break your redneck! 1084 01:07:52,808 --> 01:07:54,508 Fuck! 1085 01:07:56,009 --> 01:07:57,509 Fuck! 1086 01:07:58,210 --> 01:08:00,310 Let us sleep! 1087 01:08:00,311 --> 01:08:03,311 Shtick it up your arse! 1088 01:08:03,312 --> 01:08:07,312 It's my houze! Gotz it! I do what the fuck I want! 1089 01:08:07,313 --> 01:08:08,513 You come back here... 1090 01:08:08,514 --> 01:08:12,014 My God such a shame! We woke up everybody! 1091 01:08:12,015 --> 01:08:14,515 Where are you going? 1092 01:08:14,516 --> 01:08:16,516 Don't stage a circus! 1093 01:08:16,517 --> 01:08:21,117 I'll jump! Me and the baby! I'm unworthy of this life! You didn't understand! 1094 01:08:21,118 --> 01:08:23,618 I understood! Did you? 1095 01:08:23,619 --> 01:08:27,519 I lost my mind! What can I do? Only men can cheat? 1096 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,520 I was mad in love... I didn't know what I was doing... 1097 01:08:30,521 --> 01:08:33,821 Mad girls like you, you know what we call them? 1098 01:08:33,822 --> 01:08:37,322 Yes! Bitch, you said it! Let me jump... 1099 01:08:37,823 --> 01:08:39,823 Vincenzina! No... 1100 01:08:40,824 --> 01:08:42,324 Giulio! 1101 01:08:43,725 --> 01:08:46,525 Oh God! Ouch! 1102 01:08:49,026 --> 01:08:51,526 What blow! What was that? 1103 01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:55,527 The clothes line! How did you do that? It's high... 1104 01:08:55,728 --> 01:08:59,728 I must have banged my horns! 1105 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:14,600 Remember I told you everything to square things up! Even if you kick me away... 1106 01:09:14,601 --> 01:09:19,101 Kick who? At this point It's you decision... 1107 01:09:19,102 --> 01:09:23,102 I did! Between you two I chose my husband. 1108 01:09:23,103 --> 01:09:27,103 I'm his wife and this is our baby. 1109 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:38,000 So you're not my baby wife anymore? 1110 01:09:38,001 --> 01:09:41,001 I'm the wife, isn't it better? 1111 01:09:41,002 --> 01:09:45,002 Well... let's try to make it work. 1112 01:09:46,003 --> 01:09:50,003 Be back together... and let it happen... 1113 01:09:50,004 --> 01:09:53,804 Let's not tell anyone... that's crucial. 1114 01:09:53,805 --> 01:09:56,805 It was a big cold shower Giulio! 1115 01:09:56,806 --> 01:10:00,306 More like a big hammer! 1116 01:10:01,007 --> 01:10:04,507 But we are back together now... 1117 01:10:04,508 --> 01:10:08,208 Are we or not in the 70's? 1118 01:10:08,209 --> 01:10:12,709 ...tomorrow is another day. A new life. 1119 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:39,400 Night is over... we forgot it all... 1120 01:10:39,401 --> 01:10:43,901 grudge and revenge are not for me Vincenzina! 1121 01:10:43,902 --> 01:10:45,902 I know Giulio! 1122 01:10:45,903 --> 01:10:48,403 You're generous... from the 70's! 1123 01:10:48,404 --> 01:10:50,804 Like a bottle of Lambrusco! 1124 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,300 C'mon! 1125 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,800 C'mon! The slow one! 1126 01:11:19,801 --> 01:11:21,401 Don't you want to rest? 1127 01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:22,602 Me! No! 1128 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,300 Ouch! What? Are you mad? 1129 01:11:30,301 --> 01:11:32,601 Not this song! Sorry... 1130 01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:39,800 [music] Don't take me into the woods at night 1131 01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:43,801 [music] I'm afraid of the woods at night 1132 01:11:44,902 --> 01:11:51,702 [music] In three months I promise you'll have my love 1133 01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,300 Giovanni... 1134 01:12:04,001 --> 01:12:06,001 Giovanni... 1135 01:12:06,002 --> 01:12:09,002 Yes... yes... speak! 1136 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:22,000 What? Tell me... 1137 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,900 Our lady! You scared me! 1138 01:12:27,901 --> 01:12:29,901 Why aren't you asleep? 1139 01:12:29,902 --> 01:12:36,402 I'm asleep... My belly is heavy... digestion... 1140 01:12:36,503 --> 01:12:38,703 I'll prepare you something warm... 1141 01:12:38,704 --> 01:12:41,704 Don't worry! I know what it is... 1142 01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:45,305 It's that cheap sparkling wine... 1143 01:12:47,106 --> 01:12:52,106 You look worn out lately... 1144 01:12:52,107 --> 01:12:54,107 Frazzled. 1145 01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:58,208 Frazzled? 1146 01:13:19,601 --> 01:13:22,888 Well, at this point I'm rock bottom! 1147 01:13:22,889 --> 01:13:24,889 Can you believe it! 1148 01:13:24,890 --> 01:13:30,481 Look how a sound man, socially engaged, hard worker... 1149 01:13:30,482 --> 01:13:34,506 ...an average man, turns into a clown! 1150 01:13:35,575 --> 01:13:38,645 See you Thursday for the touch up! 1151 01:13:56,215 --> 01:14:02,301 I was setting up dinner, it's almost ready! Why so late? 1152 01:14:08,237 --> 01:14:15,051 Sweetheart! What did you prepare me? 1153 01:14:15,052 --> 01:14:18,128 Soup, cheese and broccoli. 1154 01:14:19,493 --> 01:14:22,274 Vincenzina, look at me! 1155 01:14:22,275 --> 01:14:23,275 What? 1156 01:14:23,276 --> 01:14:25,108 Nothing new? 1157 01:14:25,109 --> 01:14:27,209 No. What? 1158 01:14:29,929 --> 01:14:33,399 Fuck you beautician! 1159 01:14:38,797 --> 01:14:42,078 - Hi Concettina... - Hi 1160 01:14:42,079 --> 01:14:45,210 I have to leave at 11:00 I can't take Ciccio 1161 01:14:45,211 --> 01:14:48,710 - Can you look after him? - Sure! 1162 01:14:48,711 --> 01:14:50,911 Thank you! 1163 01:15:08,865 --> 01:15:13,941 It's the 3rd leave this week! What's going on? 1164 01:15:13,942 --> 01:15:17,344 You're a superintendent! Are you ill? 1165 01:15:17,345 --> 01:15:18,345 Yes I'm ill! 1166 01:15:18,346 --> 01:15:19,346 What's up? 1167 01:15:19,347 --> 01:15:22,142 Not physically... 1168 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:23,643 What then? 1169 01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:28,047 What about anguish? 40 cigarettes at night... 1170 01:15:28,048 --> 01:15:32,821 ...the missed erections... don't count? 1171 01:15:32,822 --> 01:15:36,013 You believe the inner evils belong to the ruling class? 1172 01:15:36,014 --> 01:15:37,214 I have none... 1173 01:15:37,215 --> 01:15:40,192 That's "lack of ignorance"! 1174 01:15:40,193 --> 01:15:44,261 Give me the leave or I'll take it anyways... 1175 01:16:34,095 --> 01:16:36,167 Follow that car! 1176 01:16:36,168 --> 01:16:37,168 What? 1177 01:16:37,169 --> 01:16:40,103 I mean, is it the same route? 1178 01:16:40,104 --> 01:16:42,723 - What's its number? - 20 1179 01:16:42,725 --> 01:16:44,725 - And this? - 13 1180 01:16:44,726 --> 01:16:48,222 Does it seems right to you? 1181 01:16:48,223 --> 01:16:50,171 Let me down... 1182 01:18:26,471 --> 01:18:28,522 Giulio! 1183 01:18:34,435 --> 01:18:35,845 Giulio! 1184 01:18:37,545 --> 01:18:39,360 What are you doing here? 1185 01:18:39,361 --> 01:18:42,564 Stop! Let's pause... 1186 01:18:42,565 --> 01:18:46,720 Here I'm at the last steps of human idiocy! 1187 01:18:46,721 --> 01:18:48,021 Restart... 1188 01:18:48,022 --> 01:18:51,020 - What are you doing? - I'm an asshole... 1189 01:18:51,021 --> 01:18:52,693 What are you doing? 1190 01:18:52,694 --> 01:18:54,912 I came to buy you these slippers. 1191 01:18:54,913 --> 01:18:59,082 So you stop walking around in jammies and unlaced shoes! 1192 01:19:00,032 --> 01:19:04,981 Vincenzina! I'm thrashed! I'm scum! 1193 01:19:04,982 --> 01:19:05,982 Why? 1194 01:19:05,983 --> 01:19:08,809 I've been following you for 2 hours! 1195 01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:14,235 Clutched to the bus... spying... thinking the worse... 1196 01:19:14,236 --> 01:19:18,573 Instead, you were buying me slippers! 1197 01:19:18,574 --> 01:19:20,845 - You followed me? - Yes 1198 01:19:20,846 --> 01:19:23,850 Are you still jealous? 1199 01:19:24,351 --> 01:19:27,251 I like you so much! 1200 01:19:27,252 --> 01:19:29,716 I'm happy you like me too 1201 01:19:29,717 --> 01:19:32,442 otherwise you wouldn't be so silly! 1202 01:19:32,443 --> 01:19:37,280 You're a great woman! I'm a poor bastard... 1203 01:19:38,742 --> 01:19:40,968 What's with the face? 1204 01:19:40,969 --> 01:19:42,469 Mine? 1205 01:19:42,470 --> 01:19:44,770 Take off the nose! 1206 01:19:44,771 --> 01:19:46,810 Oops! Sorry! 1207 01:19:49,473 --> 01:19:52,605 I'm an idiot! An idiot! 1208 01:19:52,606 --> 01:19:56,620 At least I have my wife! 1209 01:19:56,621 --> 01:20:00,440 But now I have to go back to the factory! I'm late! 1210 01:20:00,441 --> 01:20:05,930 I've been out 2 hours! Love is great but work calls... 1211 01:20:05,931 --> 01:20:09,985 - What do you want for dinner? - Surprise me! 1212 01:20:18,173 --> 01:20:22,179 What's up? Broken elevator? 1213 01:20:42,445 --> 01:20:46,005 Nice. Probably cheap too! 1214 01:21:06,232 --> 01:21:07,500 Giulio? 1215 01:21:11,942 --> 01:21:13,892 My love? 1216 01:21:14,403 --> 01:21:15,932 Where are you? 1217 01:21:15,933 --> 01:21:17,911 Well.. in the bathroom... 1218 01:21:20,558 --> 01:21:26,428 Pasta soup, potato croquettes, cheese and fried apples! Is that good? 1219 01:21:26,429 --> 01:21:28,229 Yes. 1220 01:21:30,432 --> 01:21:35,777 At this plot point... yes, this is a film plot! 1221 01:21:35,778 --> 01:21:42,717 I receive on time, a nice anonymous letter. 1222 01:21:45,380 --> 01:21:50,380 Your wife betrays you with her lover in uniform. 1223 01:21:50,381 --> 01:21:55,381 Everybody laughs at you! What are you waiting to kick her out? 1224 01:21:55,382 --> 01:22:00,382 Are you a man? We all doubt it. Signed: A Friend 1225 01:22:02,374 --> 01:22:03,839 Honey? 1226 01:22:06,311 --> 01:22:12,022 Maria Rosa said she can take care of Ciccio if we want to go out! 1227 01:22:12,023 --> 01:22:13,823 Take me dancing? 1228 01:22:13,824 --> 01:22:18,462 I'm out of rhythm! Also not hungry... 1229 01:22:55,996 --> 01:22:59,241 No, I don't want to... 1230 01:23:13,957 --> 01:23:18,452 Attention: announcement from the technical director 1231 01:23:18,453 --> 01:23:23,113 Night shift for unit 4 starts at 9:00pm 1232 01:23:23,114 --> 01:23:26,048 Aldo Marchesini report to consulting room after lunch... 1233 01:23:26,049 --> 01:23:30,837 Mendolesi, Baccicalupi and Mazzariello from 12b to 12m... 1234 01:23:30,838 --> 01:23:33,637 Miraghi is called to assembly... 1235 01:23:33,638 --> 01:23:35,627 Borsicallo moved to section 5... 1236 01:23:35,628 --> 01:23:39,564 Giulio Basletti is a cuckold! 1237 01:23:52,651 --> 01:23:53,901 WHAT! 1238 01:23:53,902 --> 01:23:57,002 C-U-C-K-O-L-D! 1239 01:24:00,206 --> 01:24:02,317 Who screamed? 1240 01:24:02,318 --> 01:24:05,325 Why? There was a scream? 1241 01:24:05,326 --> 01:24:09,368 I don't know... I heard a bad word! 1242 01:24:09,369 --> 01:24:11,796 But sounded like you! 1243 01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:14,238 Who were you mad at? 1244 01:24:14,239 --> 01:24:17,992 Nobody... everybody... me... you! 1245 01:24:17,993 --> 01:24:21,819 Yes you! Time to say enough! 1246 01:24:21,820 --> 01:24:25,614 I tell you Enough! And also: Bitch! 1247 01:24:25,615 --> 01:24:28,177 Why? We made peace! 1248 01:24:28,178 --> 01:24:30,838 What Peace! I'll show you! 1249 01:24:30,839 --> 01:24:34,949 Here it is! Read! 1250 01:24:43,096 --> 01:24:45,938 - So? - So what? 1251 01:24:45,939 --> 01:24:48,231 Didn't you know! I told you everything... 1252 01:24:48,232 --> 01:24:49,232 What's new? 1253 01:24:49,233 --> 01:24:54,298 News are: I'm disgraced! Can't sleep... can't eat... 1254 01:24:54,299 --> 01:24:56,052 I don't make love... 1255 01:24:56,053 --> 01:25:02,975 I dream they are announcing I'm a cuckold at the factory! 1256 01:25:02,976 --> 01:25:03,976 What's up! 1257 01:25:03,977 --> 01:25:10,660 Hear them: everybody knows! They're all laughing at me! 1258 01:25:10,661 --> 01:25:15,604 Don't you see it was a coward? Someone who wants to hurt us? 1259 01:25:15,605 --> 01:25:19,109 To split us... ruin us! 1260 01:25:19,110 --> 01:25:23,614 After all that crying... the promises it would all be as before... 1261 01:25:23,615 --> 01:25:25,115 I'm as before... 1262 01:25:25,116 --> 01:25:27,480 Nothing is like it was! 1263 01:25:27,481 --> 01:25:28,981 Shut up! 1264 01:25:30,910 --> 01:25:35,214 What? When only we knew about it you pardoned me! 1265 01:25:35,215 --> 01:25:37,502 ...played the modern man! 1266 01:25:37,503 --> 01:25:40,461 Now that others know you're thinking about it? 1267 01:25:40,462 --> 01:25:44,049 Yes! I have second thoughts! As a cuckold! 1268 01:25:44,050 --> 01:25:46,774 And this is the license! 1269 01:25:46,775 --> 01:25:51,020 I became your puppet! Gerolamo's theatre... 1270 01:25:52,134 --> 01:25:55,365 What are you doing now? 1271 01:25:55,366 --> 01:25:56,866 I'm leaving! 1272 01:25:56,867 --> 01:26:00,554 You're not leaving! I am kicking you out! 1273 01:26:00,855 --> 01:26:03,355 Wake up! 1274 01:26:04,813 --> 01:26:07,926 Come out tenants! 1275 01:26:07,927 --> 01:26:12,243 Out! Basletti is giving a show! 1276 01:26:13,550 --> 01:26:15,827 You peeping toms! 1277 01:26:15,828 --> 01:26:20,083 Vincenzina is kicked off! 1278 01:26:20,084 --> 01:26:22,408 Discharged! 1279 01:26:22,409 --> 01:26:23,939 Out everybody! 1280 01:26:23,940 --> 01:26:27,053 Anonymous writers! 1281 01:26:27,054 --> 01:26:32,910 Assembly! Basletti announces: 1282 01:26:32,911 --> 01:26:37,517 Vincenzina is a Bitch! Ok! A Whore! 1283 01:26:37,518 --> 01:26:43,948 That's why I'm kicking her out! I'm kicking her! Ok! 1284 01:26:44,964 --> 01:26:46,849 OUT! 1285 01:26:51,841 --> 01:26:58,937 Out! No coming back! Rien a faire! Gotz it! 1286 01:26:58,938 --> 01:27:06,185 And Ciccio, I'll take him back! Guilty separation... 1287 01:27:07,442 --> 01:27:11,885 Giulio, have you gone mad? What happened? 1288 01:27:11,886 --> 01:27:17,835 You don't know!? But you write letters! 1289 01:29:11,644 --> 01:29:15,877 Officer Giovanni Pizzulo 1st troop, 3rd squad is not here. 1290 01:29:15,878 --> 01:29:18,062 He's on leave... 1291 01:29:25,082 --> 01:29:27,486 - Vincenzina - Giovanni 1292 01:29:30,255 --> 01:29:32,841 - He kicked you? - Yes... 1293 01:29:33,642 --> 01:29:35,142 Morning... 1294 01:29:35,143 --> 01:29:40,033 These are my friends: Bertuccelli and Pautasso 1295 01:29:40,034 --> 01:29:42,322 Whom I share this room... 1296 01:29:42,323 --> 01:29:46,991 on our leaves we come here to change or sleep... 1297 01:29:46,992 --> 01:29:48,899 Leave us alone... c'mon! 1298 01:29:51,327 --> 01:29:52,948 Pautasso... go! 1299 01:29:55,988 --> 01:30:00,782 - See you! - Sorry, bye... 1300 01:30:06,965 --> 01:30:11,672 Ciccio! Want to play with your uncle! 1301 01:30:14,839 --> 01:30:17,896 Look what uncle gives you! Look! 1302 01:30:26,335 --> 01:30:28,340 Want to play? 1303 01:30:35,592 --> 01:30:38,838 So he kicked you! 1304 01:30:38,839 --> 01:30:46,127 Why are you crying? Now you'll be here with me! 1305 01:30:46,128 --> 01:30:47,828 How was it? 1306 01:30:49,501 --> 01:30:55,416 It all seemed settled! He forgave me... 1307 01:30:55,417 --> 01:31:00,098 ...and you would never see me again! I didn't want to come here. 1308 01:31:00,099 --> 01:31:02,856 I wanted to go to my father and brothers... 1309 01:31:02,857 --> 01:31:06,086 But they would acknowledge him! 1310 01:31:06,087 --> 01:31:09,956 Don't worry! I'm here now! 1311 01:31:13,272 --> 01:31:14,964 Mamma mia! 1312 01:31:14,965 --> 01:31:17,025 Why is he carrying a typewriter? 1313 01:31:17,026 --> 01:31:18,804 It's the double shot! He's mad! 1314 01:31:18,805 --> 01:31:21,253 A double barrel? Take the kid... 1315 01:31:22,381 --> 01:31:26,088 Go to the restroom! Don't worry! 1316 01:31:28,313 --> 01:31:30,102 I'll show you! 1317 01:31:38,612 --> 01:31:39,828 Where's she! 1318 01:31:39,829 --> 01:31:40,829 Who? 1319 01:31:40,830 --> 01:31:43,330 Don't be stupid! Vincenzina, take her out! 1320 01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:44,831 She's not here! 1321 01:31:44,832 --> 01:31:49,245 What? Kidnapping now? I'll shoot you! 1322 01:31:49,246 --> 01:31:51,246 I told you: nobody's here! 1323 01:31:51,247 --> 01:31:54,563 If you want a fire fight I have a 9mm! 1324 01:31:54,564 --> 01:31:59,468 I'll kick your ass 9 times! Then I'll shoot you and her! 1325 01:31:59,469 --> 01:32:03,058 This is not 70's talk! It's old fashioned! 1326 01:32:03,059 --> 01:32:06,059 We are not underdeveloped! 1327 01:32:06,060 --> 01:32:11,373 And if a young woman doesn't love you anymore, be noble! Understand... 1328 01:32:11,374 --> 01:32:15,824 But I know your selfish generation! You only forgive if it's not your quarrel 1329 01:32:15,825 --> 01:32:18,914 I'll show forgiveness... 4 bullets! Fuck... 1330 01:32:18,915 --> 01:32:21,962 What are you doing! I pity you! 1331 01:32:21,963 --> 01:32:26,084 If you appeal to "nobility" you shouldn't fuck your friend's wife! 1332 01:32:26,085 --> 01:32:29,037 Vincenzina had a man! It was me! 1333 01:32:29,038 --> 01:32:31,038 I'm her man! 1334 01:32:33,856 --> 01:32:37,745 You're a man? You're a half jerk! 1335 01:32:37,746 --> 01:32:38,946 More man than you! 1336 01:32:38,947 --> 01:32:42,548 - You're a doll! - You're an old fart! 1337 01:32:42,549 --> 01:32:43,549 This is a man! Look! 1338 01:32:43,550 --> 01:32:48,117 Keep going... they'll transfer you to stamp licenses! 1339 01:32:48,118 --> 01:32:50,991 You kicked you wife for an anonymous letter! 1340 01:32:50,992 --> 01:32:54,991 None of your business! 1341 01:32:55,955 --> 01:32:58,607 How do you know that? 1342 01:33:00,001 --> 01:33:03,797 - You wrote it! - Yes! 1343 01:33:03,798 --> 01:33:07,389 I knew you would kick her! She's not yours anymore! 1344 01:33:07,390 --> 01:33:10,008 Vincenzina is mine! I have priority! 1345 01:33:10,009 --> 01:33:12,895 And I have love rights! Mine! 1346 01:33:12,896 --> 01:33:17,924 I held her at baptism! I was at the wedding! 1347 01:33:17,925 --> 01:33:23,840 You were an unknown soldier! I raised her like a flower for 18 years! 1348 01:33:23,841 --> 01:33:28,290 - She's mine! - Mine! 1349 01:33:28,291 --> 01:33:31,377 Old cuckold! She's here! 1350 01:33:33,478 --> 01:33:36,619 - I don't believe it! - Yes! 1351 01:33:36,620 --> 01:33:39,765 Even if you show me I won't believe it! 1352 01:33:39,766 --> 01:33:44,235 Allright! She's there! look! 1353 01:34:01,066 --> 01:34:03,732 Where? 1354 01:34:12,109 --> 01:34:17,921 - She was here before... - Not anymore... 1355 01:34:17,922 --> 01:34:20,232 Not anymore... 1356 01:34:33,458 --> 01:34:40,915 - Are you sure? - I swear! 1357 01:34:42,395 --> 01:34:44,810 She left... 1358 01:34:48,504 --> 01:34:51,031 The coffee! 1359 01:34:52,066 --> 01:34:54,711 Do you want a cup of coffee? 1360 01:34:54,712 --> 01:34:57,212 Sure... why not! 1361 01:35:00,090 --> 01:35:04,319 - With some milk in it... - There's no milk! 1362 01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:12,926 Why did she leave? 1363 01:35:15,738 --> 01:35:18,544 Because... 1364 01:35:22,406 --> 01:35:24,968 I know why... 1365 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:27,269 Why? 1366 01:35:30,987 --> 01:35:36,768 Well... go figure... women! 1367 01:35:41,198 --> 01:35:44,339 Many years went by from those days... 1368 01:35:44,340 --> 01:35:47,653 ...ugly years at first! Then it got better... 1369 01:35:47,654 --> 01:35:52,842 The first year apart from Giulio I rented a room in Melegnano. 1370 01:35:52,843 --> 01:35:55,915 I sewed gloves for a company. 1371 01:35:57,298 --> 01:36:04,443 Next year I moved to Settimo where I worked in a toy factory. 1372 01:36:04,444 --> 01:36:06,816 Ciccio stayed at day care... 1373 01:36:06,817 --> 01:36:11,355 There is one thing women at home don't understand about men: 1374 01:36:11,356 --> 01:36:14,867 ...how ugly is factory work! 1375 01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:19,589 Mom! 7 x 8, how much? 1376 01:36:19,590 --> 01:36:23,283 Now I'm 26. I work here in Milan. 1377 01:36:23,284 --> 01:36:25,338 We live in a 3 room house 1378 01:36:25,362 --> 01:36:27,462 Ciccio is in 3rd grade. 1379 01:36:27,463 --> 01:36:31,518 He speaks Milanese! Sometimes I don't understand him... 1380 01:36:31,519 --> 01:36:34,903 I'm department chief at a famous clothing factory... 1381 01:36:34,904 --> 01:36:37,915 I can't tell you which! 1382 01:36:37,916 --> 01:36:41,801 I'm also a union representative. 1383 01:36:41,802 --> 01:36:45,872 This one I picked from Giulio... 1384 01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:51,367 9th February I was promoted sergeant 1385 01:36:51,368 --> 01:36:54,576 I'm married. 2 children... I root for Milan! 1386 01:36:54,577 --> 01:36:58,580 Weight: 81kg. I extracted 3 molars with cavities 1387 01:36:58,581 --> 01:37:01,679 My hobby is model airplanes... 1388 01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:04,689 ...on Sundays, with my 2 kids: 1389 01:37:04,690 --> 01:37:08,023 Albertino age 6, and Ersilio 4. 1390 01:37:08,024 --> 01:37:13,518 My wife is nice: cooks, shops, keeps kids and house tidy. 1391 01:37:13,519 --> 01:37:16,728 Faithful and obedient: as it should be! 1392 01:37:16,729 --> 01:37:19,932 In these 7 years I had two other men: 1393 01:37:19,933 --> 01:37:23,560 an accountant... nice guy, but a little neurotic. 1394 01:37:23,561 --> 01:37:27,780 made weird noises in the bathroom... but mainly, he didn't care for Ciccio. 1395 01:37:27,781 --> 01:37:33,329 He cared only about his health, and took pills, medicines... 1396 01:37:33,330 --> 01:37:36,548 A couple of years ago I met Alessandro. 1397 01:37:36,549 --> 01:37:39,095 Not so young, but elegant... 1398 01:37:39,096 --> 01:37:40,979 He seemed just right. 1399 01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:46,086 But after a financial crisis he became mean. 1400 01:37:46,087 --> 01:37:49,436 He beat me! I beat him back! 1401 01:37:49,437 --> 01:37:54,050 A pity... he used to be kind. He taught Ciccio a lot... 1402 01:37:54,630 --> 01:37:59,215 I retired over a year ago. It's not so bad... 1403 01:37:59,216 --> 01:38:03,388 My days are full: Shop and cook every morning... 1404 01:38:03,389 --> 01:38:06,091 ...a little wine... nice sleep. 1405 01:38:06,092 --> 01:38:09,624 In the afternoons I play boccia. 1406 01:38:09,625 --> 01:38:14,130 In all modesty: I'm in a much higher league! 1407 01:38:17,963 --> 01:38:21,648 Wednesdays and Fridays from 6:00 to 8:00... 1408 01:38:21,649 --> 01:38:24,649 ...I go to the trade union office. 1409 01:38:25,444 --> 01:38:29,106 At night: Orgies! 1410 01:38:30,592 --> 01:38:35,617 Well: you see it! Here it is... the usual deal. 1411 01:38:35,618 --> 01:38:41,597 Armetta, who can't play... His wife complaining... 1412 01:38:47,521 --> 01:38:50,669 There's Father duties also! 1413 01:38:51,033 --> 01:38:55,062 I pick up Ciccio at school and put him on the Bus. 1414 01:38:55,768 --> 01:39:02,383 I go before the boccia game... there's a self service there... 1415 01:39:06,273 --> 01:39:11,754 Well... I'll be 59 in April! 1416 01:39:11,755 --> 01:39:16,208 I almost dropped women: I mean, the raw meats at least... 1417 01:39:16,209 --> 01:39:22,119 Living alone has some advantages... but it's also a pain in the ass. 1418 01:39:22,120 --> 01:39:28,005 The other day I asked Ciccio about an answer from his mother... 1419 01:39:28,006 --> 01:39:32,863 Ciccio! Did you tell Mom that thing? 1420 01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:46,552 So, when Ciccio asked me if Giulio could come for lunch sometime 1421 01:39:46,553 --> 01:39:49,390 I said... well, ok! 1422 01:39:49,391 --> 01:39:53,901 Every other Saturday perhaps... 101298