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How long have you
been an officer now?

Exactly 56 minutes.

I'm asking one last time.

And the answer is no.

- Aah!
- Stay calm!

There's not a cloud in the sky.

What do you call that?

Something's wrong, Ponch.

Except for
the change in uniform..

...I still feel like a cadet.

How long have you
been an officer now?

Exactly 56 minutes.

Yeah, well, sometimes it takes
a full hour to sink in.

Bruce, that 280z up ahead.

'Notice anything about it?'

"1-J-C-Q-1-1-7."

That's the one that was
just reported stolen.

Let's get it back.

15 Mary-6 and 8
in pursuit of a red Datsun

license 1-J-C-Q-1-1-7.

Southbound on Highland.
Request assistance.

LA Mary-6 and 8,
we have a major accident..

Hey, get me out of here!

Alright. Just take it easy.

Help's on the way.

Well, well, what do you know?

The new probie didn't get lost.

What did you do, Ponch,
tie a string to him?

Nah. He dropped breadcrumbs
on the freeway.

Hey, come on, you guys.

Nobody picks on
my new partner but me.

But if you wanna know the truth

I tied a string to him..

...anddropped breadcrumbs.

Thanks a lot, partner.

Alright. Let's get to work.

It's not a holiday.

Since when don't
we work holidays?

Poncherello, that car theft
suspect you picked up

'what'd you find out about him?'

He's a punk who just finished

serving six years
for grand theft auto.

- He's part of a ring.

He steals the car and drops it
off at a prearranged spot.

Who picks it up from there?

He says he's never hung around
long enough to find out.

I guess we don't have
any idea who he works for.

Alright with you, partner?

Sure. Go right ahead.

Thanks.

He said the top man
is Max the Broker.

Operates around
the Lone Canyon, Juniper area.

That's about
75 miles south of here.

I think we oughta
take a ride down there

and check it out, sarge.

Oh, do you?

Well, I'm glad
to hear that, Officer Nelson.

Frank, you and Bruce
check out Lone Canyon.

Bobby, Kathy, see what
you can find out in Juniper.

Uh, assuming it's alright
with Officer Nelson, too.

Couldn't have said it
better myself, sarge.

Well, thank you.

We'll be on our way right after
briefing, uh, Officer Nelson.

Thank you, Officer Nelson.

The LAPD is still
asking for our help

in locating those
two murder witnesses

known as the Zodiac Twins.

- Gemini and Aquarius.
- Yeah, that's right.

All we have to go on
is that they're about 18

five foot six--

'Have long blond hair.'

And very pretty.

Wear leather headbands.

And partial to skintight jeans.

Well, I can see that
I don't have to tell you

to keep your eyes open for 'em.

'Any questions?'

Okay, let's get out there

and give the taxpayers
their money's worth.

- Sure.

- Ponch, I'll catch up with you.

Well, I was going through
my drawers this morning

and I...happened to come across
this little horseshoe.

Bobby, who are you
tryin' to kid?

Kid

You carry that thing
with you everywhere.

It was dad's. He gave it
to you for good luck.

Now I want you to have it.

I think he would have
wanted you to have it, too.

Thanks, Bobby.

You just be careful.

It's a lot tougher
than it looks.

With you, this, and the best
training officer in the world.

How can I go wrong?

You can't.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Thanks.

- You bet.

Let's hit it.

'Welcome to Lone Canyon.'

How would you like to
pull a graveyard shift

in a place like this?

I've done it,
when I haven't quite come up

to the sarge's expectations.

Well, now that I'm your partner

'you won't have
that problem again.'

How did I ever live without you?

Beats me.

The sheriff's station
is over there.

Captain Burke.

Sergeant Getraer.

I'd like you to meet
my little grandson Billy.

Hi, Billy, it's very
nice to meet you.

Thank you, sir.

He's a very polite young man.

He's been raised
the old-fashioned way.

'To respect his elders.'

That's why I'm sure
he won't be any problem to you.

Uh, problem to me?

Yes. You see, I was planning
on keeping him with me today

'but then this meeting
at City Hall came up'

'which I have to attend'

'so I figured I'd leave him
here for a couple of hours.'

You don't mind,
do you, sergeant?

Mind? No, no. Not at all.

Good. Well, can't
keep the mayor waiting.

Give gramps a kiss, Billy.

- Bye, gramps.
- Bye.

You take good care
of him, sergeant.

He's our pride and joy.

Well, don't you worry, captain.

I'm gonna take care of him
like he was my very own.

'L-let me get this straight.'

Now, you guys came
all the way out to Lone Canyon

from Los Angeles
to find Max the Broker?

That's right and we'd appreciate
all the help you could give us.

Sheriff Bolt,
do you know who he is?

Yes, I do.

You see, his name is Max Kenner

and he lived out here
for the last 15, 20 years.

'Well, he's been
accused of everything'

'from white slavery
to drug trafficking.'

And notice I said "accused of."

Never been convicted
of anything.

'W'

We're investigating
an auto theft ring.

He's been fingered
as the top man.

Do you know where
we can find him, sheriff?

Yeah, yeah. I sure do.

Right there.

He's dead?

If-if he wasn't then, he is now

'cause they buried him
two days ago.

- Heart failure.

'The man had a history
of heart disease.'

I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do for you folks.

I'm gonna get
the coroner to send you guys

a copy of the death certificate
for the records, huh?

Yeah, we'd
appreciate that, sheriff.

Well, just consider it done.

Uh, now, if there's nothing
else I can help you with I..

...got to make
my rounds, you know.

Thanks for your help, sheriff.

- Anytime.
- Thank you.

Here you are, girls,
Lone Canyon.

I even got you here
a few minutes early.

'Thanks a lot.'

He's not here, Gemini.

The bus was a little early.
He'll be along.

Fifty miles over rough road
just to find out

that our number-one suspect
died of a heart attack.

Just goes to show you, Bruce

you can't lose them all.

Bruce.

Nice.

Too bad we're here to work.

That iswork.

Leather headband.

'Skintight jeans.'

The Zodiac Twins.

That's right, rookie.

I don't see him.

Gemini, I'm scared.

Join the club.

There's a diner.
Let's get off this road.

But what about Tony?

He'll be able to see us
from there. Come on.

Come on.

Got trouble, R.J.?

Could be, Rooster.

Could be.

These aren't bad.

Yeah. Right out of
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

Don't you wish
we were there right now?

Thanks.

Gemini, what happens
if Tony doesn't show up?

'I mean, where are we gonna go?'

He'll show.

- Relax.

Any minute, he's gonna come
walking right through that door.

My moon is in the wrong planet.

I just know it.

Good afternoon, girls,
my name is Frank Poncherello

California Highway Patrol.
This is my partner Bruce Nelson.

- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

But we were just leaving.

We'd like to ask you
a few questions.

Mind if we sit down?

Oh, we only made
reservations for two.

That's alright. I'll tip
the head waiter on the way out.

What do you want?

We're looking for two girls

who call themselves
The Zodiac Twins.

Do we look like twins to you?

We said, "call themselves
The Zodiac Twins."

Maybe they're
just friends, star sisters

who happened to be in the wrong
place at the wrong time.

Uh, w

A house in the Hollywood Hills

where they saw
a big-time drug dealer

by the name of Jerry Mise
kill one of his associates.

May we see some
identification, please?

We don't have any.

- Our purses were stolen!
- Lost.

Which?

- Stolen.
- That's right. Stolen.

Look, we don't know anybody
by the name of Jerry Mise.

And we didn't see anybody
get killed. That's the truth.

Then you won't mind coming
back to Los Angeles with us.

Are you giving us a choice?

Sorry. The LAPD has
a warrant out on you.

I'll go radio
for transportation.

Believe me, you're a lot luckier
we found you than Jerry Mise.

How about another lemonade?

No thanks.

But you know what I'd like?

To freshen up a bit.

Want to come with me
to the ladies' room?

Yes!

You don't mind, do you?

Sure. Go right ahead.

But the bathroom window
has bars on it.

I happened to notice
on my way in.

And I can keep my eye
on the back door from here.

Thanks. Thanks a wholebunch.

Come in, LA 15 Mary-6.

'Come in, LA 15 Mary-6.'

Come in, LA 15 Mary-6.

They sending a cruiser?

Couldn't get through.

It's probably
the mountain range.

Yeah, that's possible.

Excuse me. Do you have
a phone I could use?

Don't have a public phone.

You calling long distance?

I'll make it collect.

- Okay. You can use this one.
- Thanks.

It's dead.

It can't be. I used it
just a minute ago.

Maybe so, friend,
but it's dead now.

I have to negotiate.

You got it, R.J.

You got it.

I can't understand it.
I paid the bill.

What do you think, Ponch?

I think we're about
to have some company.

Hey, Ponch, maybe he wants
to buy us a cup of coffee.

Oh, that's what
I like about you, Bruce.

Always the optimist.

Officer Poncherello.

I, uh, I thought you would
be headed back to LA.

We were, but some
business came up.

Yeah.

Some mighty fine business, huh?

The LAPD would like to
talk to these two young ladies.

'Oh, well, I'm sure they would.'

But I'm afraid they're just
gonna have to wait in line.

What does that mean?

Well, that means that
I have a warrant..

...for their arrest.

A warrant for our arrest?
What are you talking about?

Well, it seems they've been
traveling around the county

getting in all sorts
of trouble.

Shoplifting,
disorderly conduct using their..

'Their pretty faces
to take advantage'

'of some of the less
worldly male citizens.'

I'm sure you get the picture.

That's a lie! We've never been
anywhere near this dump before.

Can I see the warrant, sheriff?

Oh, it's, uh,
it's back at the office.

I'll be glad to go back there
with you and have a look at it.

Are you saying
you don't believe me?

No, we're saying
we'd like to see it

before turning these
girls over to you.

And I'm saying I don't
have to show you anything.

'You're in my jurisdiction now.'

And if you know
what's good for you

you'll just hop on your little
bike and head back to LA.

Not until we see
a warrant signed by a judge.

I'm asking one last time.

And the answer is no.

Aren't you just a little young

to be making important
decisions like that?

Officer?

Sheriff, you're right.

We're saying no.

Then you and your partner
just made one big mistake.

You see what you've done?

If you had just let us go.

You'd be in his
custody right now.

He wants you.

'I don't know why,
but he wants you.'

Ponch! Our bikes!

Lock 'em up in the impound yard.

- Hey, you!
- Hey, Bruce, wait a minute.

There's five of them out there.

Ponch, we got to do something.

We will. First we
got to think things out.

We've also got them
to think about.

You're getting cold.

'Cold.'

Now, you're getting warm.

A little warmer.

Warmer.

Now, you're cold again.

Billy!

Billy..

...uh, son..

I'm not your son!

I know. I-I know it.
That's just a term of..

Well, it's just
a...it's just a term.

Look, Billy, uh,
the truth of the matter

is I-I've got
a lot of work to do

'and since you've
locked up my desk'

and you've locked up my cabinets

I can't get any of it done.

So why don't you be
a good little boy--

I'm not a little boy!

A little man. A little man.

And tell me where
you put the keys?

You were getting hot.

Now what will we play?

Sarge, here's the mileage
reports you asked for.

Oh, Harlan,
well, it's good to see you.

- Yes.

I'd like you to meet Billy,
Captain Burke's grandson.

Oh, that Billy.

Well, it's a pleasure
to meet you, young man.

My pleasure, sir.

- He is so polite.

Hey, Billy, perhaps
Uncle Harlan here

would like
to show you his garage.

Oh, would you, Uncle Harlan?

Oh, it'd be my pleasure.
Sure. Come on.

Oh, and, Harlan, remember..

...that's Captain Burke's
pride and joy.

He's got two more men
covering the back.

Any movement out there?

Sheriff Bolt went
back to the station.

Now, I'm really worried.

Hey, hey,
I'd like to help. Really.

But you don't know
Sheriff Bolt the way I do.

You don't do what he says
and he'll skin you alive.

I-d, I'd like to help..

...but this
is the only home I got.

I understand. Go on.

Thanks.

Good luck.

Central Mary-7 for S-3.

Central by S-3. Go ahead.

Sergeant Getraer, this is Bobby.
We're in Juniper.

'Any luck in locating
Max the Broker?'

No, no one's ever heard
of him around here.

Have you heard from Ponch?

'No, nothing yet.'

That's funny. I thought
you'd hear from him by now.

Well, he'll probably
be checking in soon.

Yeah, I-I guess you're right.
See you later.

Lone Canyon?

Lone Canyon.

Ponch, the sheriff's
coming back.

These ought to do the trick.

- It's tear gas.

Come on, girls.
Let's get in the back.

What is this

Bruce, go out there
and check that truck.

See if you can get it started.

Girls, wet these.
Put them over your eyes.

- Aah!
- Stay calm!

Come on. Put these
over your eyes! Come on!

I wanna go home!

- I hot-wired the ignition.

It still won't fire up.
I got to clean these cables.

There's enough tear gas in there

to drive out
a herd of elephants.

The garage. They must
have gone in the garage.

Put one in there.

Try it now!

Again!

- Stay close to the ground!
- Aah!

Give it another try.

Come on!

Come on, turn over!

- That's my--
- Partner.

Okay. Let's get
out of here. Come on.

You don't really
expect to outrun 'em

in this antique, do you?

No, outsmart them.

It'll be alright, girls.
Hang in there.

Alright. Put on your masks
and go in there and get them.

Wait! Wait a minute. Listen.

It's coming from the garage.

Get after them. Come on!

'How you doing, girls?'

- Hurry!
- Come on.

Hurry!

Great.

- Get those two helmets on fast.
- Yes, sir.

- You two stay here.

Look over there.

He ain't goin' much further.

Truck's right ahead.

Get him. Come on.

'Watch it.'

Whoa!

Jump!

Hop on, partner.

Do you realize CHP
just bought that truck?

It was for sale, wasn't it?

See if Tex is alright.

Store dummies.
We've been slickered!

Alright. Come on.
Let's get out of here.

- Come on, guys!
- Come on, guys!

- 'Hurry!'
- 'Hurry!'

'Come on, guys!'

- Hurry!
- Hurry up!

Thanks for the lift.

Just happened to be
going the same way.

- Come on. Hop on.
- And hang on.

Goodbye to Lone Canyon.

No way we're gonna
catch 'em now.

'They still got
a long way to go.'

We'll catch 'em.

I hope you guys realize you've
made a very large mistake.

We're not The Zodiac Twins.

And we're not the kind
of girls you think we are.

What kind is that?

Wild.

Hate to disappoint you,
but that's not what we think.

You really wanna
know what we think?

We're listening.

You're a couple
of nice kids, and--

Kids? Barf!

How does young ladies sound?

Double barf.

Alright. Foxes.

Now that's hot.

Two foxes who outgrew
their small town

came to Los Angeles
looking for excitement.

And ended up seeing
someone get killed.

You still there?

No. We just got off
at the last stop.

Ponch! Up ahead,
a construction crew.

They must have a radio.
We can contact central!

- We got it made.
- Bruce, stop!

Bruce, stop!
It's a trap. It's a trap!

Hang on!

- Aah!
- Oh!

You okay?

I'm fine.
Thanks for caring.

- Sure, we're alright.

- Yeah, I think so.

That's a lot more than
I can say for your chain

it's broken.

Ponch, how'd you know
that was a trap?

Construction crews always
post warning signs up ahead.

It's the law.

I'm sure glad one of us knew.

It's really messed up.

Think you can fix it?

I'll give it my best shot.

They went right upside
the mountain.

'There was no way my cars
could get up there.'

Then track 'em
on foot and make sure

they don't double back
to the highway.

Anything you say, sheriff.

You guys get the bulldozer
and pull this out.

Joe, with me.

'Bobby, look at that garage.'

How's it coming?

Shouldn't be too much longer.

Neither should they.

Get down.

Those men,
they're gonna be here soon.

Don't worry. We'll
be on our way by then.

And what happens if we're not?

They wanna kill us.
I don't know why.

We never did anything
to hurt them.

We never did anything
to hurt anybody.

You believe me,
don't you, Bruce?

Yeah, I believe ya.

And you're not gonna
let them kill us?

No, I won't let them kill you.

But why don't you help us?

Tell me the truth.

There's nothing to tell.

Oh, Bruce, I'm so afraid.

We both are.

I understand,
but I'm telling you

we won't let them
or anyone else hurt you.

You just have to trust us.

I do.

I better let you
get back to your work.

You're getting hot.

You're getting hot.

You're getting realhot.

♪ You found them
you found them ♪♪

Now what do you wanna play?

Hey, Harlan, would you
take a look at my brakes?

- That's interesting.

'A small plane
just landed in the desert'

'outside of Lone Canyon.'

And guess who's out
there to meet it.

'Sheriff R.J. Bolt.'

'What are they doing now?'

'I'd say unloading about
200 kilos of marijuana'

'and putting it
into Bolt's truck.'

Drugs.

That's Jerry Mise's action.

Sure is, and if
Bolt's in it with him

that explains
why he's so anxious

to get his hands
on our two friends here.

Okay, foxes, it's about
time we had a talk.

- We just wanna get out of here.
- We're scared.

We wanna help you.

'What do you say?'

Alright.

We are The Zodiac Twins.

I'm Aquarius. She's Gemini.

And you saw Jerry Mise
kill a man named Pete Rolls.

Yes.

We met Pete
at this rock concert.

He seemed like a nice guy.

He even offered
to help us get a job.

What were you
doing in his house?

He invited us over
to use the pool.

When we were there,
this Jerry Mise stopped by.

He didn't even know
we were outside.

'Pete went inside
to talk to him'

and the next thing we knew,
they started to fight.

And Mise took out
a gun and shot him.

And...when he looked up, he saw
us, watching from the pool.

We split the back way.

He's been looking
for us ever since.

Who's this Tony
you're supposed to meet?

Oh, he was with Pete
at this rock concert.

And he told you to meet him
out here at Lone Canyon?

Yes, he said he could
help us leave the country

where Mise couldn't find us.

Guess he was kind of leading us
to a slaughter, huh?

Let's just say
with friends like Tony

you don't need enemies.

'Finished.'

Finished.

Good timin', rookie.

Well, do you think it'll hold?

What'd you use for a link?

Two generations of luck.

I got a feeling we're gonna
make it all the way home.

Alright, girls,
let's hop on.

Partner, you know
we can't go down.

- Oh, you're kidding me.

You're right. Guess we'll
have to go up and over.

See you guys around!

If you're ever in LA,
give us a call.

You were almost on top of 'em
and they still got away?

We weren't exactly
on top of them.

They were on top
of us, and they had wheels.

'
- Over the mountain.

'I guess they'll pick up
the 310 on the other side.'

Alright.
I'll handle it from here.

You're getting warm.

You're getting warmer.

- You're getting--
- Hey.

How's Uncle Grossie
treating you, Billy?

Just fine, Uncle Webster.

He's such a polite young man.

Yes, isn't he?

See you, Grossie.

Now you're cold again.

You girls alright?

We'll let you know
when we quit shaking.

I suppose this is just
an average day's work for you.

Well, when you've
been a patrolman

for as long as I have,
you get used to it.

The 310 is about a mile
up the road, old-timer.

Heard anything yet, sarge?

No, nothing yet.

'Central Mary-7 for S-3.'

Central by S-3.
Go ahead, Bobby.

Sarge, Ponch and Bruce
are in trouble.

They had to fight
their way out of Lone Canyon.

According to the owner
of the diner

they had two girls with them.

Looks like
they hooked themselves up

with The Zodiac Twins.

Alright. See if you
can pick up their trail.

I'll put out a broadcast
alerting all units in the field.

10-4.

Homeward stretch, here we come.

I'm glad you're happy.

Me, I'm still scared to death.

Hey, come on.
It's all downhill from here.

Don't be too sure.

Haven't you ever heard
of the quiet before the storm?

Ponch, look up.
There's not a cloud in the sky.

Isn't there?

Then what do you call that?

It's not a crop duster.
There's no crops.

Now you're learning. Girls!

We know. Hang on.

Right.

What are we gonna do, Ponch?

Just keep ducking.

Aah! Look out!

Our only chance is to lure him
over to those telephone wires.

Okay. Let's go for it.

Hey!

You're under arrest, sheriff.

Being a peace officer,
I'm sure you know your rights.

But I'm gonna
give them to you anyway.

That's very kind of you.

Have you seen Webster?

Yeah, about a half-hour ago

when I, uh,
turned Billy over to him.

- Ha ha.
- Hmm.

Billy?

Webster.

'I'm sorry.'

I wanna thank you, sergeant.

Billy just told me
what a good time he had.

Well, it was, uh,
it was our pleasure.

He's a, uh...polite young man.

Good. I'm glad
you feel that way.

Next time something
like this comes up.

I'll know exactly
where to leave him.

Uh, well, uh, we'll be
looking forward to it.

Say goodbye, Billy.

- Bye.
- Bye, Billy.

'Come, Billy.'

What a polite young man.

Yeah. I haven't seen a kid
that nice since "The Omen."

We'll have Webster
drive you down to LAPD

so you can give your statement.

What will happen then?

They'll pick up Jerry Mise
and charge him with murder.

You'll most likely be placed
under protective custody

until after the trial.

To tell you the truth,
I'd rather see

a Fourth of July parade

in Coeur d'Alene.

Anyway, at least next time
we'll be more particular

about choosing our friends.

Now that sounds
like a good idea.

Webster, I'd like you to
meet Aquarius and Gemini.

- Hi.
- Jeanie and Jan.

Those are our real names.

I like them a lot better.

This way, ladies.

Bye.

It's a good feeling, Ponch.

Helping people out of trouble.

Partner,
it's only the beginning.