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How tough are you
without your gun?

Tough enough for anything
but your breath.

What are we gonna
do now, Jake?

We're gonna wait and then
we're gonna kill them both.

From the jungle of his heart,
a flower to match your beauty.

My name is Herman Hinton.
I used to be bald.

We took off to be
together and now

we're gonna be further
apart than before.

How about if I show
the lady here what a man--

No!

Okay, back a little.
Little more.

Nah, that's too much.
Bring it forward.

That's too far!

It looks okay
to me, Harlan.

I'll show you.

Hey, Bruce,
what's going on?

Ponch, he's flipped.

I don't spend
this much time at the academy

on spit-and-polish.

Maybe you need it.

Hey, big brother,
if looking sharp was water

you would die of thirst.

Ponch. At least
there's somebody here

with experience
and maturity.

Hold this against
the front tire here.

Ponch?

Uh, that last bike
is a little out of line, Harlan.

Thank you.

Well, are you satisfied,
Cadet Nelson?

It's only an inspection.

Only an inspection.

It is theinspection.

The captain is personally
going to inspect the equipment

and more important,
the vehicles.

Uh, Harlan,
don't forget the people.

That's not my problem.
I don't do people.

Back a little.

A little more.
Whoa!

I see it,
but I don't believe it.

Looks a lot like your date
from the other night.

Alright, let's keep busy.

Let's keep it
moving here.

Hey, hey, you know,
it doesn't do much good

to have that rag on
the glass unless your arm

goes up and down.
That's it.

Well, if it isn't
Buck Rogers and the Cisco kid.

Hi, sarge.

Station looks
real clean, sarge.

Nelson, are you a latent
fingerprint expert?

No, sir.

Then get your hands
off the glass.

And I wanna remind you,
you have exactly 15 minutes

to get ready
for briefing.

We'll be there, sarge.

Boy, is he in
a great mood.

Is it this bad
every year at inspection?

This year he's nice.

Ponch.
Message for you.

Thanks, Kathy.

Lori's coming to town.

That stewardess
who's been sending you

pictures and post cards
from around the world.

She's a flight attendant

and the most beautiful
woman you've ever seen.

She's gonna be laying over
in LA for 12 hours.

Mm. Sounds great.
When am I going to meet her?

You're not. This is
strictly a private party.

Could be very private.

She's liable
to be by herself.

You got inspection
and a whole day of work with me.

Oh, wait a minute

maybe there's still time
to find someone to switch with.

- 'Grossie!'
- Hey, Ponch.

How are you, old pal?

What's that junk
you're putting on your boots?

This stuff
is the greatest.

Instant shine.
Makes them look like a mirror.

Makes them crack
like one, too.

Hey, I've already
tried to tell him.

- He won't listen.

These are an old
pair of boots.

Besides, there is no way I'm
gonna flunk this inspection.

Hey, that's terrific, Grossie.

Hey, listen, I got
a little problem.

I really need
to get today off

and I noticed
you weren't working--

Gee, Ponch, you know
I'd do anything for you

but...these inspections
really tire me out.

I'm looking forward to just
going home and sacking out.

'Hey, how can you waste
your day off sleeping?'

It's important
that the human body

have time to reprime
its parts.

And he does have more parts
than the rest of us.

Come on, Grossie.

I wouldn't ask you
if it wasn't important.

And if she wasn't beautiful.

Of course, there
might be another day

when I could enjoy
my leisure time more

like, um...New Year's day.

When all the games are on?

Your choice.
Football or, uh..

Romance.

Okay, okay. It's a deal.

And the opening day
of trout season.

You don't fish.

No, but I can trade it

with a fisherman
for the fourth of July.

Phew, what a massacre.

Deal?

Deal.

As soon as briefing's over,
we'll proceed to Harlan's garage

where Captain Burke will conduct
the personnel portion

of the annual inspection.

I trust
everybody's ready.

Ready to shine, sarge.

Luckily, Captain Burke
has not arrived yet

to inspect our
correspondence file

which enabled me to
intercept...this post card.

"Hi, bronze beauty."

Sarge, if you
don't mind, I'll--

Oh, I do mind, Frank.

"Will be flying in soon.

Can't wait to be in your arms
at your love palace."

Bronze beauty? Are you sure
that's not for me, sarge?

Love palace? She's never
even seen his place.

This girl needs
an eye checkup.

Frank, it's bad enough

'to use our official
mailing address'

for your personal business

but to subject
the entire watch to this, uh

emotional gibberish,
well, that's unforgivable.

You're just not
romantic, sarge.

Oh.

Don't tell me
I see a gorilla at the door.

I've got a surprise!

A surprise...for you?

No.

Is it for you?

Uh-uh.

For you?

Maybe it's for Nelson.

No. Maybe it's you.

Sorry,
maybe next time.

It's got to be for Grossman.

No. Linahan!

Right there.

Kathy Linahan.

From the jungle of his heart

a flower to match
your beauty.

It's beautiful.
Who sent it?

Oh, no.
That's a secret.

But, uh, listen.

Kisses spread germs,
so it's been stated

so...kiss me, kid,
I've been vaccinated.

Must be that new perfume
you're wearing, Kathy.

Yeah, it makes animals
out of your admirers.

Quiet.

Post cards and gorillas.

I hope you're all in as good
a mood after the inspection.

Sarge, I think that gorilla
was wearing lieutenant's bars.

Alright.
Alright.

We will now proceed
to Harlan's garage

where we will prepare for
the inspection, and please

do not litter my hallway
or put your hands on my windows.

No hands, sarge.

- No.

I gotta make
a quick phone call.

Alright.
You're going to wear them?

Are you serious?
These aren't wearing boots.

These are inspection boots.

Kathy, you really don't know
who sent that to you?

No. Why?

I don't know.
You should think about it.

There's a lot of
weirdos out there.

That's silly, Ben.

You've been reading
too many detective magazines.

Hi, it's Ponch.
How's it going?

Fine, Mr. Poncherello.
Fine. I just finished.

That's terrific.
Mrs. Winston..

Today's kind of
a special occasion for me.

You know, real important.

I was wondering
if you can give the place

an extra-special cleaning.

I always give your place

an extra-special cleaning,
Mr. Poncherello.

You never complained before.

I-I didn't mean it
like that, Mrs. Winston.

You do a wonderful job
all the time.

It's just that today's
real important to me.

And I know you'll be as
satisfied as all the other days.

I'm sure I will.
Oh, by the way--

I know, Mr. Poncherello.

I'll leave out some cheese
and a little salami.

Thanks, Mrs. Winston.
Oh, one other thing.

I'm tied up
at work for a while.

Could you call
the florist and ask them

to deliver a dozen roses
to the apartment?

I'll stop by
on the way home.

'Ah, thank you.'

But I'm putting
the time on my bill.

♪ La da da di da

♪ La da da da

♪ La da da di di di da

♪ La da di.. ♪

Excuse me.

Is this where
Frank Poncherello lives?

- I'm an old friend of his.

Old friends know
where old friends live.

I'm from out of town.

And, uh..

I wanted to surprise him.

So how about
letting me wait inside?

I haven't said
he lives here.

And if he did..

You can wait outside.

What are we going
to do now, Jake?

We're gonna wait..

and then we're gonna
kill them both.

Ugh!

Oh!

"A" watch, ten hut!

That's a nice shine
on those boots, officer.

Thank you, sir.

What is the
best deterrent effect

upon the traffic violator?

Visible patrol, sir.

- Yes, sir.

I don't suppose you know
the penal code section

for justifiable homicide.

Section 196 defines
homicide as justifiable

when committed
by public officers--

I know.

I know.

Officer Nelson, what should
your primary consideration be

in a high-risk and felony
stops if you're working alone?

I avoid them, sir.

I call for assistance
and sit back and wait.

Then why do they
call you "Hot Dog?"

I like sausage, sir.

Don't I get a question, captain?

Not this year, Poncherello.

I'll inspect
the vehicles later

but I'd like to see
driver's licenses.

Uh, driver's licenses?

Uh, yes, sir.
Coming up.

"A" watch,
driver's licenses.

Draw!

The watch has
their licenses

ready for
your inspection, sir.

Well, it isn't necessary
for me to look at all of them.

I believe
in random sampling.

Have that officer
bring up his.

Which one, sir?

The fourth one.

Grossman.

Me?

Front and center.

Walk from here to there?

Grossman.

Sir!

- Yes, sir.

Long time since someone
tried to pull that on me.

This license has expired.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Grossman.

- Kathy.
- No.

Hey, I haven't even
asked a question yet.

Grossie's working
the front desk

because his license expired
and that leaves

one other motor officer
with the day off. Me.

Ah, come on.
Help a guy out, will you?

You want me to
give my day off

so you can entrap
a poor working lady

into your den of iniquity?

Hey, you got it
all wrong, Kathy.

My intentions are
strictly honorable.

Oh, well, in that case

I wouldn't mind having
New Year's day off myself.

Oh, you devil, you.
It's a deal.

And I have
two 40-yard-line tickets

for the SC game
next week.

Hey, I'll be glad
to take you.

I have a date,
thank you.

I need you to
baby-sit my niece.

The killer?

Is it a deal?

Deal.

Get inside.

Hey, what are you, crazy?

Shut up and get inside.

How tough are you
without your gun?

Tough enough for anything
but your breath!

You alright, Jake?

Linahan, Nelson.

'What have you got?'

We picked them up
hitchhiking on the freeway.

Where were they headed?

'They won't tell us.'

- You have no right to hold us.

Yes, we do,
if you're underage.

Wanna tell us how
to reach your parents?

Alright, let's go inside.

Sit down over there.

Now, come on, kids.

Give us a break, huh?

We're going to a place
where no one hassles anyone else

where it's quiet and
peaceful and beautiful.

And the land
and the sea gives you

all the food
you'll ever need.

Where is this place?

Somewhere.

"The Blue Lagoon?"

Where are you from?

Okay...might
as well get started.

I'll check out
the teletypes.

Why don't you
start on the report?

Alright, let's start
from the beginning.

Little different now,
isn't it, Poncherello?

Carr?

Jake Carr.

Congratulations.

Got more brains
than I thought.

You're sure not showing any.

This is about as dumb as when
you broke into that warehouse.

Catching and convicting
are two different things.

And you sure are not
gonna be around to

testify against me this time.

Jake, you're consistent.
You're still a loser.

Three time loser.

What did he promise you,
10 bucks and a candy bar?

- He's my brother.
- Shut up, Charlie!

Okay.

Today seems like
a nice day for a reunion.

So why don't you
call your partner?

This is your party.
You send out the invitations.

That wasn't a request.
That was an order.

This isn't a restaurant.

Serve yourself.

Okay.

Kathy, we found this
in the parking lot.

Guess who it's for.

- I don't believe you, Kathy.

- Some nut is stalking you.
- 'No one's stalking me.'

Someone's sending me orchids.

You know, last week I gave
a ticket to a movie star.

Yeah, sure. Most people
who get tickets send orchids.

Stop it, I'm not
going to start thinking

like a horror movie junkie.

Did I miss something?

Brenda Starr got
another orchid.

No kidding?
Who from?

Let's not go
through this again.

- Nothing yet.

Hey, have fun at the prom.

Let's start
calling around.

LAPD or the Sheriff's office
might have something.

Huh?

You're going through a lot
of trouble for nothing, Jake.

There's no way I'm
gonna call my partner.

Everyone has
a breaking point.

We just haven't
found yours yet.

Take your best shot, man.

My partner's gonna
bury you!

You expecting anyone?

Nobody.

Go take a look.

Go.

- It's a chick.
- I'm not expecting anyone.

'What?'

Get her in here.
And nothing funny from you.

Well, where were you..

Oh, hi.
Um..

Is Ponch here?

Yeah, he's inside.
Come on in.

Come on in.

'Oh, no.'

Why don't you, uh..

...go sit on the couch
next to him?

Please.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Don't tell me.

Let me guess.

I've flown
over 300,000 miles

and now your apartment
is being hijacked to Cuba.

He said sit down.

Sit down.
Go ahead.

- This is for real.

I'm sorry, Lori.

Now..

I think we'll talk
about that phone call.

Right, Ponch?

I'll file the report, folks.
Have a good day.

I'm studying for my
driver's license renewal test.

'I miss being out
on the streets already.'

- 'Bruce..'

I'm a veteran traffic officer.
It's a piece of cake.

Here's one for you.

How steep must a hill be

before you're required
to park your car

with the wheels
turned toward the curb?

I know it. I know it.

'Hey, I know it.'

What are you doing, Bruce?

Starting a pool...
on how many questions

you're gonna miss.

Great chance to make the
children's hospital some money.

What's the answer, Bruce?

Three percent,
but you'll forget.

Oh!

You got a car?

Yeah. I rented one.
It's out front.

Give me the keys.

- Come on!
- Alright!

Now, Charlie,
I'm gonna go downstairs.

I'm gonna move the car.

Now, you be very careful.

- If he tries anything--
- I'll take care of it, Jake.

Come on, Jake.
Let the lady go.

She's got nothing
to do with this.

- You be careful, Charlie--
- I'll take care of it, Jake.

I'll take care of it.

Charlie, why are you
involved in this

Jake is my brother.

What, do you
expect me to watch him

go to prison for
the rest of his life?

Have you ever
been in prison?

'What's the difference?'

The difference
is between open doors

and never seeing
the night sky.

'If you think
you're afraid now'

'wait till you have to
walk across a prison yard'

for the first time
and they spot a baby like you.

You don't understand.

Jake's my brother.

He takes care of me.

No, Charlie.
He's taking care of himself.

He's using you.

Let's have
some cheese, Lori, huh?

How can you eat
at a time like this?

'Go ahead and try some.
Come on.'

'Ponch, I'm not hungry.'

It's good for you.
Energy.

Well, maybe one
wouldn't hurt.

Hold it.

Now, no funny stuff.

I'm not going anywhere.

One quick nibble, and I'll
get right back to the cage.

Yeah, and bring me
a piece, okay?

Okay.

Be careful.

I don't know, Ponch.

These look pretty good.

You know what I
always said..

I just love a man
with gourmet tastes.

Oh!

Now, don't ever..

...try that..

...again.

Okay?

Okay.

Get over there.

I'm sorry, Jake!
I didn't see it!

What are we gonna do?

I don't know, but
we've got to stick together.

Okay, kids,
the fantasy's over.

It's time to talk now.

We'll start with
your names.

We don't want
to talk to you.

I don't remember
asking for a vote.

Someone somewhere has
to be very worried about you.

They don't--

We said we don't
wanna talk to you.

Okay, macho man,
come with me.

Let's have a private
discussion.

We don't wanna be split up!

- Rick!
- Like I said, Rick..

This isn't a democracy.

Ran into a florist outside.

These were gonna be
delivered to you, Lori.

Oh, Ponch,
they're beautiful.

I wish we were
sharing them alone.

Everything's changed
now, Poncherello.

Now...you've proved
what a tough guy you are.

'Want the lady to have
to prove how tough she is?'

'Jake, don't do this.'

Shut up!

Come on.

Now, what's it going
to be, Poncherello?

You gonna make
that phone call..

'..or does the lady
get a new face?'

Ponch!

California Highway Patrol.
May I help you?

Grossie, it's Ponch.

Hey, guy. How are you
enjoying your day off?

Terrific, listen,
would you do me a favor

and page Bobby for me?

You're on your day off and
you're with a beautiful chick

and you miss
your partner?

Grossie, just page him, huh?

Okay, lover.
Keep your shirt on.

Officer Bobby Nelson,
report to the front desk.

Officer Bobby Nelson,
report to the front desk.

It's Ponch.

- Uh, nothing.

Look, I promised you
that I'd introduce you

to Lori when she hit town.

Well, today's
your lucky day.

Are you kidding me? You don't
want me anywhere near the place.

Hey, I never said that.

Are you okay, buddy?

What time can you
get over here?

It's going to take awhile.
I'm tied up with some arrests.

Well, shake loose as soon
as you can, alright, partner?

I'd hate for Lori
to leave town

without you getting
a chance to meet her.

Okay. See you later.

What's wrong, Bobby?

Something's funny, Grossie.

He wouldn't want me within
a 100 miles of his place.

- Yeah.

I just got a funny
phone call from Ponch.

Listen, Nelson, I don't
have time to listen to jokes.

Not funny funny.
Weird funny.

Pulls every trick in the book
so he could get the day off

so he could be alone
with his girl.

Now he wants me to come over.

You think something's wrong?

I don't know, sarge.

It's weird, that's all.

Well, he's your partner.
You figure it out.

Good advice, sarge.

Hey, Grossie,
how's it going?

Like rolling off a log.

I got one for you.

Can a person's license
be suspended

if he's never committed
a violation in California?

Of course not, sarge.

Yes, it can.

If that person's license
was suspended in another state

for failing
to meet the proof

of the financial responsibility
provisions in that state.

I think I'm going
to get in Bruce's pool.

That's not even in here!

'Won't you
tell me your name?'

'You really love him,
don't you?'

I do.
We love each other.

You know you're
really very lucky.

I've been looking for my
Blue Lagoon for quite some time.

I just can't seem to find
someone to share it with.

Rick and I
really love each other.

I know Rick's name.
Now, what's yours?

Patty.

What happens after you
find your Blue Lagoon?

Are you going
to have babies?

Oh...well, we haven't
talked about that.

But if you love someone, you
have to start thinking about it.

I guess so.

'What do you want
for your children?'

What do you want them
to be when they grow up?

They're gonna have the best.

I mean, when
they're your kids

there's nothing that's
too good for them.

Maybe even a doctor
or even the president.

Sure. Why not?

In the Blue Lagoon?

Blue Lagoon, huh?

You sure don't
show me much as a man.

I am a man.

A real man would be acting
a little more responsible.

He'd be worrying
about his lady.

Man, you don't think
I'm worried about her?

Apparently not too much.

Because if I don't get some
straight answers out of you

she's gonna be shipped
down to juvenile hall.

'You know what could happen to
a young lady down at the hall?'

If you do that to her,
then you're the cause.

No way, Rick.
It's your move.

You want to play grownup

then you have to
accept the consequences.

Everything is just,
just happening too fast.

You're putting
the squeeze on us.

Yeah, you're right.

Welcome to the real world.

Excellent.

Outstanding.

You run a tight ship, Harlan

but how does the
maintenance record hold up?

As tight as these
chassis, sir.

Cadet Nelson, show
the captain the records

on...shop number 12-603.

Yes, sir.
Coming right up.

I think you'll find Harlan's

record-keeping beyond compare.

Here it is, sir.

As you can see, sir,
I've broken down the "A" check

and the "B" check
into a tickler file

'so that no vehicle
can leave these premises'

'without being mechanically
and visually perfect.'

And in addition to that..

I had to chase a speeder
through a mud bank.

Am I late?

Someday, you're going
to need a favor, Webster.

Someday.

How long is it gonna
take for him to get here?

I made the phone call for you.

If you want a fortune teller,
join a circus.

I am really going to enjoy
the end of this, Poncherello.

I can understand a dummy
like you going down the hard way

but why take your brother
down with you?

- Leave him out of this.
'

I can speak for myself.

This wasn't Jake's idea.

You don't really
believe that, do you, Charlie?

Who put the guilt trip
on you from the beginning?

That's not the way it is.
I would have come along..

...if Jake hadn't asked.
Right, Jake?

See, you...you don't
understand, Ponch.

You don't understand
family love.

I got a sister
that I love, man.

And because
I love her, I wouldn't

ask her to risk
her life for me.

Tell him, Jake.
Tell him how it is for us.

Tell him!

What are you listening
to them for, huh?

- Either you shut your mouth--

You're gonna show
baby brother here

what a punk you really are?

How about if I show the lady
here what a man I am?

No!

Ponch! Ponch!

I'll do it!

Let him go!

Sit down over there!

Come on.

Ponch.

- Shut up. Nobody move.
- Quiet.

Just watch them.

You really were
Mr. Poncherello's friend.

Mrs. Winston,
what are you doing here?

I asked myself that all the way
down here, Mr. Poncherello.

"Why should I care?"
I kept on saying.

I mean, I put out the cheese

I cleaned your apartment
extra special

I fluffed the pillows
the way you like them.

Then I got to thinking.

Here I was at home with four
pieces of bratwurst in the oven.

There's no one to eat them.

I thought of you
with your special friend.

Mrs. Winston, you didn't
have to do this.

Nah, of course, I didn't.

But I also didn't know

that you were having
so many guests.

'This is not your normal
behavior, Mr. Poncherello.'

What did you do
with this apartment?

It's nothing, Mrs. Winston.
I'll clean it up.

Why don't you
take off now, okay?

Nothing? It looks like
a tornado hit it.

Sit down over there.

You talking to me?

I don't see anybody else
standing there.

Well, you better
change your tone.

Or you're liable
to find a bar of soap

where your teeth
used to be.

Mrs. Winston, please
come over here and sit down.

Is there some kind
of trouble going on?

Trouble is
a good word for it.

I knew the minute
I saw his face

I didn't like it.

You on our side?

Yes, ma'am.
I sure am.

Quiet!

'Aw.'

Your poor mother
must be having a stroke

thinking a son
turned out like you.

Now, that is enough,
lady, okay?

Hah!

I'm really scared.

Don't be.

I'm watching out for you.

How can you watch out for me

if they send us to
two different places?

I don't know.

You know, Patty,
I'm doing the best that I can.

I know you are,
but it just isn't working out.

We took off
to be together

and now we're gonna be
further apart than before.

What do you wanna do?

What do youwanna do?

I love you, Patty.

I love you, too, Rick.

But we have to
talk to them.

What's on
your mind, Rick?

We were both running away.

Why?

- It's our parents.
- Myparents.

We love each other, but they
wouldn't let us see each other.

It just isn't fair.

They don't have a right
to do that, do they?

Well, maybe you all need
another chance.

'Well, what do you say?'

Shall we call
your folks?

Do you want to?

It's up to you.

Rick, help the lady.

Let's call 'em.

Alright.

Guess what was just
delivered to the front desk.

"As time grows nearer,
my heart beats faster."

Isn't that beautiful?

About those flowers..

What now?

The man who's
been sending them

is waiting for you
in the coffee room.

I'll take care
of this.

You most certainly
will not.

- Hello, Officer Linahan.

You don't remember me,
do you?

My name is Herman Hinton.

I used to be bald.

That's probably
your parole officer.

Did you miss
a check

You, pick it up.

And remember,
I'm gonna be listening.

Hello?

Hi, Lori. It's Bobby Nelson.
Is Ponch there?

Yes, he is, but..

He can't come
to the phone right now.

I'll wait.

Uh, so how is
everything going?

Fine.

Just fine.

Um, here's Ponch.
He can come now, okay?

I'll see you real soon.

Hey, hot dog, what's
taking you so long?

I'm still trying to find
someone to cover for me.

Listen, why don't
you ask Grossman?

Hey, good idea.
I'll see you in a little bit.

After you stopped me
for running that red light

I got to thinking.

Just because
I lost my wife

there was no reason
to live in the past.

That was up on
"Sunset Boulevard", wasn't it?

Yes, I could have killed
somebody running that light

and you...gosh, you were
so nice and so sensitive.

You went well beyond
just talking to a violator.

You made me realize
that maybe..

Maybe I should go on living.

Mr. Hinton, I didn't do anything
special for you that day.

I spent some time
talking to you

because you seemed
like a nice man.

But all these beautiful
flowers you're sending me..

'Oh, do you like them?'

I have my own
orchid farms, you know.

I have successfully
bred a new species

which I have named...
the Kathalia.

Oh! For me?

Yes. The orchid society's
already registered it.

Mr. Hinton, I'm really honored.

But you have to start
living your own life

and I have to live mine.

You should call
your friends, and..

...get back into
your old social circles.

Gosh, you're a wonderful girl.

But it wouldn't, wouldn't be
the same without my wife.

It's not supposed to be.

'You must think of me
as a silly old man, don't you?'

No.
We all get lonely.

I hope we can
still be friends.

Maybe even have
a cup of coffee sometime.

Can I still keep your
name on the new orchid?

I'd be very proud.

Oh, thank you..

Kathalia.

There's a policewoman
in there that will kiss anybody.

This didn't turn out
to be much of a day, did it?

I thought we'd
have a nice dinner

a quiet evening
by the fireplace.

I'm so scared.

Hey, hey, hey, come on.
It's not over yet.

You know, I think
that's one of the things

I like about you most.

You're always optimistic.

Tell me the other
reasons later.

Why don't you knock off
the talk, huh?

Jake, I think I'm going
to have to measure your class

on a minus scale.

He said shut up, Ponch.

Or what, man?

Why don't you finish it, boys?
What about the women?

What are you gonna
do with them, huh?

I-It's not our fault
that they showed up.

Congratulations, Charlie.

You finally started
thinking like Jake.

'Nothing he ever did
was his fault.'

You talk too much.

Did he ever tell you
how we met?

'Right after he hit
an old lady over the head'

and stole her purse?

That wasn't
his fault, either.

And I'm sure he didn't
tell you about the time

he wiped out a whole family
when he plowed into them

after speeding away
from a liquor store holdup.

But, hey, that's okay, man

because they shouldn't have
been in that intersection.

That wasn't Jake's fault.

You may be ready
to die today..

But I doubt
if the lady is.

Ponch!

You take your hands off her!

Jake, come on, man.
Let's..

Let's not do this.

You can let her go, Jake.
I've said it all.

You just showed Charlie
what Jake Carr is all about.

This is it, Charlie.

Come on, Jake.
Let's go home. Come on.

Let her go.

You take the women into
the dinette and you cover me.

Now, do it.

- I'll get the door.
- You stay where you are.

Ah!

Up. Drop it!

Alright, hands
behind your head. Come on.

Bruce.

You alright?

Yeah, I think so.

Lori!

You alright?

I'm okay!

Mrs. Winston.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

But I'm putting
this time on my bill!

Partner, it's
good to see you.

Partner, it's
good to see me, too.

Hello, mom?
Please don't cry.

I'm alright.
Rick's with me.

Honest.
Everything's alright.

We're coming home tonight.

I love you, too.

- Just worried.

Come on. We can wait
in the coffee room.

I finished
the crime report.

How are you doing
on the arrest warrants?

- Almost done, Ponch.
- Come on, Bobby.

I don't wanna spend my whole day
off in the report room.

You know, I have never been
in a police station before.

This is really exciting.

- Yeah.

Read it and weep.

One hundred percent!

Alright!

Wow! That's really
socking it to them.

Here's the pool.

Let's see, uh,
no misses, no misses..

Zero misses..

Everyone picked me
to get a hundred percent!

Except one.

Officer Arthur Grossman

predicted he would
miss three.

Grossie, you owe the
children's hospital 25 bucks.

'Twenty-five bucks!'

Well, I'm glad to see
that I run a happy ship.

Sarge, can you approve
these reports while you're here?

Well, normally,
I'd prefer to have

the concerned
officers present

while I go over
their reports

so they can correct
their usual errors

but, uh, I'm going to let
my policy slide this time.

Thank you, sarge.
I'll make it up to you. Promise.

Come on, let's get
out of here.

I know a great restaurant
with big private booths.

Report room.

Just a minute, please.
Miss.

It's for you.

Hello. Yes.

Yes, I understand.

Mm-hmm.

As fast as I can.

What's the matter?

One of the girls
called in sick.

And I've got to cover
for her on the next flight.

Now?

Now.

Well, when am I gonna
see you again?

Oh, Ponch, I'm sorry.

I promise,
the next layover

we'll spend
the whole day together.

Well, when will that be?

For sure on
New Year's day.

New Year's day?

- No chance!
- No chance!