All language subtitles for CHiPs.S04E09.WEBRip.x264-ION10

You know, there's got to be
something wrong with you

using your break time
to balance your checkbook.

I can't enjoy life with this
thing hanging over my head.

Yeah, but the mistake
was in your favor.

Yeah, all 4500 bucks worth.

Anyone else would be considering
a trip to Mazatlan

bone fishing included.

And the bank would be after
their bones forever.

What you doing?

Is that your car?

Lost my keys.
You know how it goes.

Want a ride?

'May we have your order,
please?'

Yeah. Let me have a cheeseburger
and some French fries.

'Yes, sir.'

Good deal.

Listen, you got
any extra ketchup?

You want it, you got it.

Listen, man, you got it,
and I want it.

Now, empty
that cash register now.

The rest of it.
Come on!

Give me some more.

Give me more.
Give me some more!

Help! Police! Help!

Help! We were robbed!

'Please! Help!'

Help!

We were robbed!

LA 15, Mary 3 and 4
in pursuit of 211 suspect.

'Blue charger, GTO 799'

Northbound Lincoln Boulevard
to the 405.

Request backup.

You had your chance.

Are you okay?

Hey, you alright?

I want that guy.

I want him real bad.

Glad you're okay.

Yeah, me, too.

I'd hate to have
to sit this one out.

LA 15, Mary 4.
10-22 the pursuit.

We lost the vehicle
due to a minor 11-82.

No injuries,
no assistance requested.

'10-4, Mary 4.'

'Your green charger reported'

'stolen by Santa Monica
P.D. 40 ago.'

That figures.

- Quite a driver.
- Yeah.

Sure knew what he was doing
when he tried to take us out.

Let's try to get
this thing up, huh?

Alright.

'Next, please.'

- Sorry, I've to take my break.

If I don't go now, it'll throw
the whole system off schedule.

'Next.'

Next, please.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Uh, we have a problem.

There's $4,500 in my account
that doesn't belong to me.

Well, that's what we're here
for, Mr. Poncherello

to solve problems.

I told you.

What is your mother's
maiden name?

Look here.
Frank Poncherello.

You think I got a hold
of this uniform

so I could come in here
and give money back?

I'll be right back.

Well, Mr. Poncherello,
I wanna sincerely thank you

for calling this to our
attention.

I'm afraid that it would
have been my job

to tear apart
the computer input

and track down
the missing $4,500

and I can assure you, I have
enough problems as it is.

What are good guys for?

Yes.

'You may not realize it,
but an error'

as small as 6 cents can throw
us into a turmoil for weeks.

We're all settled up,
then, right?

Yes. Just leave
everything to us.

Right. Gotta run.

Uh-huh. Thank you.

Next, please.

'Richard "Sonny" Matson.'

'Released from Vacaville
3 days ago'

'finishing up a 3 to 5
for assault and armed robbery.'

In the trade, he's known as the
best getaway driver there is.

Yesterday we heard
that rehabilitation

didn't take with Matson,
so be alert.

Don't worry.

'Okay, up and at 'em.'

Oh, Frank, could I see you
a minute, please?

Yeah.

Yeah, sarge?

Frank, I got a phone call

from your apartment manager.

- Yeah.

It seems that
your, uh, rent check..

uh, in his words,
bounced like a wiffle ball.

Oh, that's impossible.

Well, the bank said
insufficient funds.

Oh, that's simple, sarge.

When the bank found
the mistake yesterday

something must have
just happened.

'Must be a computer error,
sarge.'

When I gave them back
their 4,500

they must have just
kept on chewing.

That's right. That's right.
Force of habit.

Oh, right. Just so I don't get

any more
of those phone calls, Frank.

Well, it's me
versus the machine.

Hey, I'm right behind
you all the way, partner.

Uh, Sonny Matson?

Only my friends call me Sonny.
You're late, pal.

I was held up in traffic.

- It's a very nasty habit.
- Well, yes, right.

In your profession, I guess
you're sensitive

to that sort of thing.

Dyle, you got something
to talk to me about?

- Come on.
- I sure hope so.

I was told by a mutual friend

that if a man wanted to go
from one place to another

under difficult circumstances

that, um...you're
the fellow to see.

Our friend
may have been right

but you have to have
a ticket to ride.

Do you mind if I lay out
the job for you

before we hassle over the cut?

Alright.
I like everything I see.

I could make a few changes

as a matter of personal
preferences.

Now, how do you know
there's gonna be

so many cookies in that jar?

- Ah.
- Ah.

The...store's big number
is cashing paychecks.

The cookies will be there.
Don't worry.

Alright, I'm in, 50-50.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah.

Hey, get out of my car.

They called the police.
Let's go get him. Come on.

You got it.

Okay, hold it right there.

- Alright.

Couple of guys
chasing his stolen Mustang

ran right up the ramp
and into the van.

- Thief is Matson.

Yeah. They got
a real good look at him.

It was Matson, okay.

- Catch you later.
- Yeah, alright.

Well, looks like Mr. Matson
is setting up for business.

Yeah, and you can be
sure of one thing

next time he's gonna go
for more than a burger stand.

Hey, come back
when you got an appointment.

- Sonny!

- You old..

- Alright.

Long enough to know I've
still got my touch, baby.

- Hey!
- Oh, you been tooling up.

A man's got to make
a living, baby.

Same old Sonny.

I got some new threads.
Nothing heavy.

What's it gonna be?
Want new paint?

- Hmm..

- Hmm.
- Name it.

I was thinking maybe
some new torsion bars

and maybe a little magic
on the carburetors, huh?

We'll give you an edge,
Sonny, don't worry.

Me worry?
It's not my style.

Thank you.

- Uh, no big thing.

Just something wrong
with my account. Here.

Oh, not again.

Yeah. I don't know
what keeps happening

but a couple
of my checks have bounced

for no reason at all.

Ah, here we are,
Mr. Poncherello.

You're overdrawn, and you've
exceeded your overdraft limit.

Now, wait a minute.

I'm the guy who just gave back
4500 bucks.

Actually, you should be
talking to Mr. Burns.

He'll be back from lunch
in 11 minutes.

Why can't I talk to
the manager?

I'm sorry. Ms. Rogers
is at a meeting right now.

Looks like
you're stuck with me.

Who's complaining?

First we'll find
the sum of your deposits.

then the sum of your
returned checks.

'Then the sum of your
outstanding checks.'

'Adding the two subtotals'

'and subtracting
that from your deposits.'

That should give us
your balance, minus

of course,
fees and service charges.

That's funny. It balances out.

See what I mean?
That's good, right?

It probably means
a mistake has been

carried over
from an earlier month.

Why don't you check
your statements at home?

Why don't you check
the old computer?

I did, and if you check
your statements at home

I'm sure you'll find
your mistake.

My mistake?
Why not yourmistake?

I'll take it up with my
supervisor. Have a nice day.

Thanks. It's getting
better by the minute.

Next, please.

Hey, Ponch, I'm okay.
Are you okay?

Yeah, except you still
got money in the bank.

You can move
faster than that.

- Yes, sir.
- Show me!

Y-yes, sir.

That will do nicely.
Thank you very much.

It's only rubber.

7 David in pursuit
of 211 suspect

'gray Mustang,
eastbound on national at 40th.'

15, 7 Mary 3 and 4
responding from 91 overpass.

7 David. 211 suspect heading
West on Slauson from 10th.

They're headed in our direction.
We'll intercept at Burlingame.

Come on, baby.
Closer. Closer.

Mary 3. We have an 11-82
Westbound Van Awlen.

Request paramedics
and wrecker.

'10-4, Mary 3.'

'Rolling 11-41, 11-85.'

- Yeah. It was him, alright.

He even smiled at me.

He's a nice guy,
but he's a psycho.

Yeah.

It was a real slick job

stopping short of that bus.

Hey, whatever it takes.

I just want to see
his smiling face one more time.

You got company there.
Come on.

Clear the decks.
We can eat now, right?

Oh, I have been over your
statements for the entire year

and I haven't found a thing.

Oh. I was hoping
that if I went out

and came back after a while
everything would be okay.

We did find something
funny, though, Ponch.

You have a balance that grows
a few dollars every month.

Yeah, well, Ponch likes to round
off to the nearest dollar.

It's easier on the arithmetic,
you know what I mean?

Wait a minute.

I think I've got something here.

All your deposit slips
are for 385

which match
your deposit figures here

on your bank statement
except for one

3 months ago, for 365.

Yeah, I remember.

Uh-huh. That was
the time I took $20 cash.

The problem is

that none of your bank
statements show this deposit.

You mean it's..

..their mistake!

Oh, Bonnie!

Bonnie, love, you deserve
the first slice.

Good.

Oh, real good.

- Oh.
- Mmm.

Ponch, uh..

...it's alright.
I can still read it.

- Alright!

Hey, I want some pizza!

'The 7:15 coach'

'to Fresno, San Jose,
and San Francisco'

is now boarding
on platform 24.

Last call for the 7:00
express bus to Sacramento.

Boarding on platform 9.
Last call.

Hey, you're good.
You know that?

You really are good.

Well, I know the cops know
that I'm not afraid

to hurt someone in a getaway.

And I know they can't hurt
anybody when they're chasing me.

- And you're cold, too.
I'm professional.

Speed without wisdom will get
you caught every time.

What's the next job?

Well, I've got some things
that we can talk about.

Well, alright. Hop in.

Not in that.

Come on. Short ride.
I wanna show you something.

Got this little routine
that I'd like to use.

I haven't tried it
in a long time.

I don't even like
the way it sounds.

Relax.
Suppose we just popped

that new bank
you've talked about

every badge west of Pasadena
chewing at our bumper?

Sounds like a good time
to call your lawyer.

Maybe not.

Alright,
what areyou going to do?

This.

Ha ha ha!

Are you crazy?

I am sorry, Mr. Perlman.

You see, there is nothing more
I can do for you.

You do understand, I'm sure.

Have a nice day.

And what may I do
for you, officer?

This statement is wrong.

Oh?

Oh, yes. Mr. Ponchelero.

'Your problem has been
mentioned to me.'

Uh-uh. Your problem.
This statement is wrong.

This deposit is missing

and I have a copy of a check

stamped and canceled
by you, the bank.

Excuse the tomato sauce.

Of course.

Now, uh, Officer Ponchelero

may I call your attention
to the notification

at the back of the statement

that if a customer does not
bring to our attention

an error within 10 days

we, the bank, assume that
the statement is correct.

Okay, the $4,500 I returned.

If I had kept that for 10 days

the bank would have assumed
it belonged to me.

Is that right?

No.

No, you see,
that isour mistake.

And so is this.

We both assumed the
statement was correct.

It is not correct.
I gave you back your $4,500.

All I want is my 365.

Of course you do..

...and we'll look into it
but it does take a little time.

You do understand, I'm sure.

I'd like to see the manager now.

I'm sorry. Ms. Rogers
is not in at the moment.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Mr. Burns, do you walk to work
or drive a car?

Yeah. Um, I'll get..
I'll get back.

Well, perhaps in your case

since we do have
the...evidence

so to speak, I will accredit
your account immediately.

'I guess it really
is the bank's mistake.'

We are, after all,
human, too, Mr. Ponchelero.

Well, from one human to another

can I forget about
all this for now?

Oh, yes, forget it.
Just wipe your mind clean.

'I will take care of
absolutely everything.'

'Accuracy and correctness
are the hallmark'

'of this institution.'

If there is an error
in either your favor or ours

we track it down,
no matter how small.

Even 6 cents?

Yes, even 6 cents, certainly.

Is there something else
I can do for you?

Yes. You can tell me
to have a nice day.

Certainly.
Have a nice day.

Hey. Look what I found.

That's it, alright.

'I don't remember
it being so banged up.'

It's been rolled, partner.

- Sometime. That's for sure.

You know, he's right

it's seen a lot more action
since we lost it.

A Sonny Matson getaway vehicle
loses its blue book value fast.

Well, he rolled it
and drove it some more.

I think I can shed
some light on that.

Watch commander on "B" shift
got a call from a lady

'who saw a car roll down the
embankment onto Bayview drive.'

'Uh, that's not all.'

After it rolled, it took off

on the Residents' road
on the shoulder below.

Yeah. What I really
wanna know is, why?

'Hello!'

Cliff Hanson.
What can I do for you?

How are you? Mind if
I look under the sheet?

Oh, by all means.

Oh.

Be my guest.

'No, there aren't too many
people who really appreciate'

'what a machine
like this represents'

but let's face it
what a joy it is

to drive a finely tuned
performance vehicle.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

You know, I could see that
the moment you walked up.

Well, I know it's fast..

...but is it agile?

Oh, it'll come out of
a hole like this

just like a rabbit.

Sure like to hear it purr.

Ah. We haven't spared anything

on the interior, either.

There.

Just sit right in there.

Just sit there for a second.

Now, just picture yourself
with this machine.

Day like today, heading North
up the coast..

...just think about it.

Go ahead. Turn her over.

Sure.

Oh. Ha ha!

Ah, moonlight blue.

- Well, alright.
- That's your color.

Man reads my mind.

Well, what about
the engine in this?

Ehh..

you want me to squeeze a little
bit more out of the mill?

I was thinking maybe, uh..

...something a little more
in the takeoff department.

You wanna go the limit?

I've been looking for
an excuse to use these.

'Jets.'

'J.A.T.O. units.

We'll do it.

You know, riding on those babies

there's not a cop alive
gonna catch you.

Ponch, I didn't wanna
say anything in there

but you remember that donation

you gave me for the
children's health fair?

Yeah. What about it?

Well, the check came back,
and I covered for you

so when you get back
on your feet

maybe you can pay me, okay?

I was never off my feet.

It was a bank error.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I just wanted to tell you
the check came back, okay?

Uh, we'll take care
of it, Harlan. Thank you.

How do you like that?
I can't believe this.

I can't believe it, either.
Now, wait a minute.

I mean, you had the bank
eating out of your hand

and you beat the computer
down to their knees, right?

Listen, it's too much
to ask, I know

but will you go with me
one more time?

Well, alright, if you take
that red tape off your ankles.

Ha ha ha ha!

Well, alright!

I have never seen an exhaust
system quite like that.

Well, I wouldn't
worry about it.

You get the bucks,
and I'll get us away.

I believe you.

You know, if I was
a sensitive person

I'd take this as
an insult to my driving.

I just want to be able
to spell my name correctly

when I spend all that money.

Don't worry.
I got a good feeling.

Come on, Baker.
We're going to the top.

Yes. Well, that..

Uh...yes.
Thank you very much.

Ms. Rogers, we have to talk.

Yes, officers?
Is there something wrong?

Yes. My checking account.

Oh, I see.

I hope so, because
there's a mistake here

that's been going on and on.

Well, we can't
have that, can we?

Let me direct you to
one of our officers.

I've seen all your officers.

Today, it's your turn.

First, you lose one
of my deposit slips

so all my checks bounce.

I have to find your mistake.

You promise me it's A-Okay,
have a nice day

and all my checks are still

beating the Russians
into deep space.

Ahem.

Uh, have a seat,
Mr. Poncherello and, uh..

Uh, Officer Baker.

He's with me.
We'd rather stand, thank you.

To be sure. Um..

Jackie, would you please bring

Mr. Frank Poncherello's
statement to my desk?

Thank you.

Well, here's your problem,
Mr. Poncherello.

$86 in service charges

your special statement
and your bad checks.

Hold it. Wait.
My checks aren't bad.

Well, they bounced

and there is a five dollar
service charge

for every check that bounces.

You do understand?

I do not understand.

The five dollar service charge
is necessary

to prevent certain people
from purposely

and repeatedly
bouncing checks.

Are you saying
that applies to me?

Ha. I'm only trying to clarify.

Okay, clarify it that I don't
have to pay for service charges

for something
that was your mistake.

Well, the difficulty
is that the computer

has already deducted the amount
from your balance.

Well, tell it to un-deduct it
and put it back.

I'm sorry.
Our terminal is down.

I'd have to go
to the general ledger.

Go now, would you, please

because you already got me
in trouble all over town.

- Hey, Ponch.
- Not now, Jon.

'I'm sure not gonna pay
the service charges'

'on something
that was your mistake.'

We got Matson in his
blue Camaro on our front door.

Here comes his accomplice.

Huh? Wh..

Stay down.

Call the police
and report a 211 in progress.

You're making this up.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

These people have been waiting
for quite some time

so if you wouldn't mind
just going to the end--

Listen carefully,
and nobody will get hurt.

I have here..

...an anti-personnel grenade.

The pin is pulled.

If anything happens to me..

...it will go off.

Fill the case,
and pass it down the row.

- 'Come on, move it!'
- Alright.

Last time was the fake grenade.
You feel lucky?

Today's not a good day to ask.

Hurry! Move it!

- 'Come on.'
- Alright.

Let's do it.

Move!

'Come on.'

I want it all.

You people back of me,
move down! Now!

Move!

'Come on.'

- 'Hurry up!'
- Alright, alright, okay.

I want it all.

'Hurry! Come on.'

Come on.

- 'Move.'
- I'm hurrying.

Freeze!

I don't know where you
came from, but freeze!

Hey, come on.
It's only rubber.

Yeah. Maybe the walls
in your cell, too, huh?

L.A., 7 Charles.

In pursuit, 211.

Suspect is Northbound on Adams.

'7 Charles.'

'211 Camaro is turning onto
Bayview road Northbound.'

Bayview road.
I got a hunch.

Let's play.

I'll see you the next time.

Yeah. Don't bank on it, huh?

Have a nice day.

Next, please.

Oh.

- Hi.
- Hi, Mr. Poncherello.

Everything okay now?
All the books are balanced?

Oh, absolutely,
right to the penny.

We won't have any more trouble,
I hope.

That's good.

I have here a paycheck
for $405.06.

I'd like $20 cash and the rest
in my checking account.

Alright. Uh, I'll just..

Oh, uh..

If you'll just excuse me
for a moment..

Why?

Well, this is over my limit.

I could accept it for deposit
but if you want cash

I'll have to get it approved
by my supervisor.

I want $20 cash.

I know.

There you go. We're all
approved. I can cash it.

Let me ask you something.

How can a check
be over your limit

when I'm putting money in?

Well, every bank has its
regulations, Mr. Poncherello.

Um, in fact, you know

there's a new bank that just
opened down the street.

Have you ever considered
transferring your account?

I've been so happy here.

Oh. That's nice.

Well, here you go.

Twenty dollars..

And let's see here

1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6 cents cash.

I only asked for--

Oh, and the rest is in
your checking account.

And here's your checkbook.

Thanks.

Say, can I have an application

for your union credit card?

Oh, Mr. Poncherello,
are you sure that you--

I just wanna fill it out
and see what happens.

Alright.