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I ask you, is this the greatest?

It's the only way to fly!

I wonder how Betty Getraer's doing.

'What?'

She went into the hospital this morning!

- You know what they say.

Third time's the charm!

I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

Why? False labor isn't exactly a medical phenomenon.

I know, but still and all..

I think it's funny.

Besides, one more dry run

and I win the pool.

You win what?

Remember when Timmy was born?

You went into false labor three times.

So about a week ago, the boys and I, got up a pool

and I drew number four.

Oh.

Now I'm really embarrassed.

Does my husband know about this?

Forget it. He was holding number one.

Ohh. Oh.

Bye-bye.

What do you mean, she's gone?

She's supposed to be there having a baby!

She went home.

Yeah, I-I-I see.

Thank you very much.

Boy.

Millie, will you call my home for me, please?

And make it snappy.

Home?

LA 15, 7 Charles is northbound on Mission Road and Saticoy.

In pursuit of a dirty-neck biker heading for the hills, 10-35

and where's the nearest unit?

'Your signal is weak and unreadable, 10'

Great.

LA, 7 Charles, how do you read me?

LA, 7 Charles, how do you read me?

Make 'em stop! Please, make them stop!

'Hold it!'

You girls go to my cruiser.

Go on, lock the doors. Get in!

The fun is over.

That's what you think, mama.

Now, I'm giving you hyenas exactly 30 seconds

to mount up and get out of here.

If you don't, you're all under arrest.

'The time starts now.'

You mean the fun starts right now.

'Hey, Grossman.'

What are you, lost? Freeway's that way.

I got some bad news.

Yeah? What happened?

It's Bonnie. She's been kidnapped.

Just for the record, where we headed?

I suppose you'll find that out

when we get there, won't ya?

Kidnapping's a mean rap, man.

- I suppose you know that. - Yeah, I know it.

- You told me.

I mean, you're old enough to know better than do this!

Yeah, but you're never too old to have a little fun!

Grabbing that cop was stupid!

Reno must be nuts.

He always was. You just forgot.

I say, let's split while we can.

What do you say?

Hang on!

When you've searched your assigned areas

call in, I'll give you another one.

In the meantime, we're all on the clock

24 hours a day until officer Clark is found.

Okay, get rolling.

- About time you guys got here. - Grossie caught us at the park.

- There isn't any.

According to the kids involved, Bonnie didn't have a chance.

Too many unwashed bodies.

Where do we look? Which direction?

Everything between here and Agoura is yours.

Get moving.

Where is everybody?

I mean, what happened to the rest of 'em?

And who are you?

Bonnie Clark, state traffic officer.

Highway patrol to you, mister.

And I suggest you release me. Now.

What is she talkin' about?

Hey, man, she thought she could bust us!

'So we just naturally had to pick her up'

'and bring her back out here with us.'

Getting so you can't even have a little fun anymore

without people getting all uptight.

Where did this happen?

At the park, man, where we had the meet set up.

Uh-huh, and this is all there is

The rest of them peeled off on the way up here

which is what I'm about to do.

What? What is your big hurry?

Come on, Stan! She's trouble.

More than I wanna think about. I'm cutting out.

That makes two of us.

Hey. What's with you dudes?

I thought this was supposed to be like old times again.

I mean, what's the point in getting together anyway?

The point was to ride!

Drink a little beer, feel like kids again.

Sure wasn't going around kidnapping cops.

You want me to stop them?

Ah, forget it.

I mean, they want to split, let them split.

Alright, let's get these cuffs off.

There go a couple of intelligent men.

Well, maybe not intelligent, but certainly

smarter than you guys.

Hey, Stan.

Let me take care of her.

Well, you can try.

I certainly wouldn't advise it.

Leave her alone.

You know, Stan, the way I figure it

this little number here oughta be worth about half a mil

from the State Of California.

Besides that, she ain't all that bad

For once in your life, baby, play it smart.

Turn her loose. You didn't grab her.

He did. The law can't do a thing to you.

You're pressing the flesh.

Don't do this to me, Stan.

I didn't agree to come here to get kicked in the teeth.

- Remember that.

Can't you handle the competition?

Knock it off, Reno.

You don't like my cooking?

That's not the point, darling.

You shouldn't haveto cook.

We let her do all the cookin'.

She could poison us.

What, with bacon and beans? Get her in there.

Come on, you can trust us, honey.

How much is, uh, half a million divided among five?

I can't help you, man.

- Too many zeros. - Now I know.

Now, I know, when you fell out

of your tree you landed on your head.

Oh, you finally figured that out, huh?

Yeah, only I was hoping after all these years

the crack might have healed.

Look, like you said, it wasn't me that grabbed that cop.

But what's done is done.

Hey, what have you got against being a little rich, anyway, uh?

To think, I risked a perfectly good job slinging hash

just to take up with you again.

Go on, get acquainted.

That's what you've got in mind, isn't it?

Acquainted? Acquainted with who?

- I know you, Stan.

You're practically drooling.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you're just gonna have to live with that, baby.

'Cause I don't really care.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Uh, just in case you got some kinda idea

about, uh, skipping out of here

I think there's something you oughta know.

The nearest water

'what's outside of this room here'

is 10, 12 miles away.

And the hills outside?

It's full of rattlesnakes.

And you can forget about the road too.

'Cause I ain't ever seen a car

go down that road in my life.

Thanks. I needed that.

And I'll, uh, take back my jacket now, kid.

Thanks. I thought you'd never ask.

You two guys go out and watch the road.

Go out and watch the road

Because I told you to.

Oh, right.

Hey, uh, you hungry?

- Not a bit, thanks. - Well, I am.

Right. I get the message.

You thirsty as I am?

I could chug-a-lug a river.

'I need gas too.'

Alright, come on.

15 S H-10.

I'm coming up on Simi, Joe, and turning west.

Still no sign of your bikers.

My guess is they've gone to ground or split up.

'How do you read me?'

10-2, H-10.

When you get to Simi, if you still haven't turned them

take a heading toward Ventura and check the hills.

'You get that?'

10-4, Joe. Will do.

- Negative.

Those creeps have had time to put a lot of ground

between them and us.

Not necessarily.

With a captive, we could postulate

that the fugitive's speed would be impaired.

On the other hand, owing to their familiarity

with the terrain--

Grossman, Grossman.

That's your new sector.

Gotcha.

Hey, by the way, how's Betty?

She's pregnant.

Anything else?

Hang in there.

Stan likes his bacon crisp. So does Reno.

Well, when they check in to San Quentin

you better tell them to remind the cook.

If I persuade Stan to let you go

would you still make trouble for him?

You persuade him first and then we'll talk about it.

Alright, I'll take a ride into Agoura after dark.

I'll make the call.

That'll give the cops all night to raise the ransom.

You figure all night's gonna be enough for half a mil?

Well, sure it is.

You oughta read the papers, Tubby.

Do you know there's idiots all over the world just like us

making fortunes doing just what we're doing?

Hey, you know in Italy

the-the kidnappers have to wait in line

to get to the victims?

Look.

What about Big Daddy and Mouse, man?

I mean, I don't trust them two turkeys

especially Mouse.

We'll take care of them. You don't worry about it, huh?

- Yeah.

What is it about that over-aged

ingrate turkey that turns you on?

If I knew, I'd try and find a cure for it.

I hear out of sight, out of mind really works.

Not for me, it didn't.

He's dangerous, lady.

- I'm not fooling. - Bonnie's the name.

He's especially dangerous when people laugh at him.

I might have to bite my lip, but..

Thanks for the information.

Now, don't worry about watching those hills

behind us 'cause when the cops come

they're gonna be coming from the front in force.

Yeah. If they can ever find us.

Uh-uh. Now, don't ever underestimate your enemy.

I learned that in Korea.

But you're not gonna have them

bring the ransom up here, are ya?

Well, of course I am. Where else?

'Look, we got that lady cop in there as a hostage.'

So I figure it's a cinch

for us to fight our way outta here, huh?

Good. Alright.

Now, with that in mind, you guys try and stay awake, huh?

Lot of nervous vibes out there, man.

What'd you tell them?

Just enough. Don't worry about it.

Hey, could I have my food, please?

I mean, like now?

Relax, or I'll give it to you in your lap.

You call that being persuasive?

It won't work. I'm sorry I mentioned it.

What is that?

Congratulations, Reno.

The four way split just became a two way split.

Alright, alright.

I-I-I think we've met, haven't we?

You should be so lucky.

Yeah, me and my friend, you see, we don't talk to pigs.

Well, we sometimes have to..

...in the line of duty.

Uh, let's not tense up, folks.

What we're here for is to ask a few questions.

Alright?

We're looking for a couple of unwashed bodies

that, uh..

...call themselves The Satan's Angels.

Know anything about them?

Please, don't everybody speak at once.

How about you, mister?

'Or can't you say anything but "oink"?'

Uh-uh. No fair. Shooting out of turn.

Hey, I got feelings, man. Let go.

My partner asked you a question.

Oink oink, then. How's that?

That's in character. Keep going.

What do you guys want with Satan's Angels?

That's a question, man. Not an answer.

Hey, alright, Ponch.

This morning, some Satan's Angels

kidnapped a female highway patrol officer.

Now, if for any reason this lady is harmed

it might be kinda rough out there on the road

for people like yourselves, you know what I mean?

You're puttin' me on.

Satan's Angels did that?

Are you sure you got the right outfit, pal?

Where'd it happen, the old folks' home?

What-what-what were they riding, wheelchairs?

Who was their leader, Lawrence Welk?

Satan's angels, if there's any of 'em still alive

are probably home sipping on their Geritol.

'And if they're not, they oughta be.'

Well, we have a few witnesses, boys

that saw them abduct the officer.

In that case, man, I hope your lady cop likes older men.

So much for basic research. Now what?

Keep looking, huh?

Okay, let's go!

Why were you chasin' us?

Why were you runnin'?

Hey, man, you're a cop. That only comes natural.

Put your right hand on your head.

See what you've done? I busted my knee.

Yeah, well, I'll write a note to your ballet teacher, alright?

Right.

Look, I don't want to hear any more about your knee.

I just wanna know everything you know

about The Satan's Angels.

Hey, man. Like, my buddy and me were out for a ride, you dig?

Since when is that against the law, huh?

Save it, huh? All I wanna talk about is kidnapping.

Shall we?

Hey, slow down, man.

I don't know nothing about no kidnapping.

It's a long walk back on a broken knee.

Ain't it, though?

How you doing, Mouse, old buddy?

I'll call for transportation.

You could make that an ambulance, my man

or this cat ain't movin', you understand?

In the first place, there isn't gonna be any ransom.

It's against the rules.

In the second place, even if they paid it

you think those guys are gonna cut you in?

Stan and I go back long ways.

Yeah, to the stone age.

I've seen how this guy treats you.

He's doing me a favor.

When I go to prison, it'll seem like a picnic.

Maybe if you help me get away, there won't be any prison.

Forget it.

You wouldn't stand a chance.

Maybe I wouldn't but wemight.

Alright, what's going on here?

Girl talk.

Sit down!

We're in enough trouble now, stupid!

Don't make it worse.

You better listen to her.

For once in your life, Stan, listen to somebody else

besides yourself.

'Where's she gonna go?'

Alright.

Alright, I won't tie you up when I go away.

If you promise not to try and get away.

I'm crazy about it here. Why would I try to run away?

Okay. You see, I-I don't tie her up.

But I don't have to tell you who I'm gonna blame

if she's not here when I get back, do I?

See you bright and early.

Now that's over, you wanna play a little gin rummy?

Why not?

Don't worry about me. The cab's here now.

In 10 minutes I'm gonna be in the hospital.

In other words, everything's fine.

You're making me feel like a first-class fink, honey.

'Nonsense.'

If you could have the baby for me

that would be one thing but you can't.

Right now Bonnie's situation is a lot more critical than mine.

' - Yeah, uh..

Listen, honey, we'd better keep this short.

I wanna keep the line open in case the kidnappers call.

Sure, I understand. Bye, Joe.

'So long, honey.'

'Where were we?'

Uhh, Mouse and his fellow dirty-neck

were headed southwest to Simi Valley.

If we had an airplane, we could backtrack

and see where the starting point was.

What about a helicopter?

Dead giveaway. They'd be listening for it.

You're right, and it can't be

the CHIP fixed-wing in case they're watching.

The hills are crisscrossed with bike trails.

Millions of them.

Well, not in this particular area, Grossie.

I've got a friend that's got a light plane.

I've got the camera. What do you say, Joe?

It's worth a shot.

For one thing, our hands are tied

until we find out where they're holed up.

Alright, let's do it, first thing in the morning.

Sergeant Getraer, highway patrol.

I'm gonna make this short and sweet.

'So listen and listen good.'

'Officer Clark is alive and well.'

And if you would like to keep her like that

then you will start rustling up $500,000

in fives, tens, twenties.

In used bills, unmarked.

And it should be ready for delivery tomorrow night.

I'm gonna be in touch with you again.

Thank you.

Okay, that was it. Did you get the trace?

I know. Thanks for trying.

No luck on the trace.

What's the story?

Anybody got half a million bucks in their pocket?

Eew, that thing stinks.

Is it house

Be careful. You'll hurt his feelings.

Insult my bike, lady, you gonna insult me.

It looks as if it's been put together by a committee.

Um...what is this machine supposed to be, anyway?

Well, it's kind of a mongrel, you know

put together with whatever I could steal

with whatever else I could steal, you know?

What's this gadget here?

- Don't touch that, lady! - Ah!

No, no, no!

- Now look what ya done! - Um...fantastic.

Come on, let's put it back together

and do it again, okay?

Come here! Gimme that rope!

Now, take it easy, come on, calm down.

You know I bruise easily. Come on.

I'll hang you, you murderer!

It was an accident, Reno. She didn't mean it.

Shut up and gimme that rope!

Look at my bike!

My...my beautiful bike.

You killed it.

Uh, I really appreciate your call, doctor. I really do.

And tell Betty I'll still try to be there

when the baby arrives.

Right, doc. Thanks again.

Morning, sarge.

Well You find the place?

Our friend Mouse knew what he was talking about.

Concerning those crooks, that cabin's better situated

than Fort Knox.

Did you see anybody outside the cabin?

Not a soul.

We stayed fairly high so we wouldn't spook them

not that they appear to be worried.

Okay. I'll get this to the lab as soon as I can.

Tell them to enlarge the last three exposures.

- Right. - Hey, sarge.

By the way, how's Betty? She have the baby?

Don't ask, huh?

"Wreck it, then we can put it back together again."

"Wreck it, then we can put it back together again."

Aah!

How did you sleep?

Did anybody ever tell you, you snore?

Not lately, no.

- Take it easy. - I should have warned you.

Unless you're invited, don't ever touch their motorcycles.

You can shoot their mothers, of course

and they couldn't care less.

Nice people you run with.

I'd give a week's wages for a change of clothing.

Oh, over there. Take your pick.

Let's talk about you, shall we?

What about me?

Well..

I wouldn't want you to be disloyal or anything.

But..

If I could get to that three-wheeler..

- It's no use.

Stan will be back any minute now.

I'm not talkin' about Stan. I'm talkin' about Reno.

Reno? This whole stupid mess is his fault!

I gotta wring that man's neck!

Hear, hear.

What?

Figure of speech.

It means now you're making sense.

Oh! Oh!

What are you two doin'?

Good morning, sir.

Is there anything I can do for you?

I said I was hungry.

'Now where's my breakfast?'

You want breakfast, fix it yourself.

The rope. Give me the rope.

Oh, come on. I was just kidding.

Can't you take a joke?

Sheesh!

Get it.

Oh! Gimme the towel, kid.

Oh, thanks a lot.

Oh, no!

Goin' somewhere?

I thought I was, yeah.

Well, looks like I got here just in time, didn't I?

Oh.

Well, you can't blame a girl for tryin'. Ah!

'As you all know and as the commissioner's'

just reaffirmed to me the State Of California

does not ransom it's peace officers, period

'which means where Bonnie's welfare is concerned'

'it's up to us.'

Bear in mind, however, that every law enforcement agency

in the area is willing to help.

Okay.

The chair's open for any suggestions.

Any more word from the kidnappers?

Mm-mm. And that's a question, not a suggestion.

Well, ahem, reduced to it's fundamentals

the problem, as I see it

is how to manage an approach from the rear

without alerting any of of the cabin's occupants.

'And frankly, I think we'd have an easier time'

'raising half a million bucks.'

- You're wrong again, Grossie. - No, I don't think so.

This time I think I'm inclined to agree with him.

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

I am if you're thinking about

those micro-lite airplanes.

You mean those mechanized kites you guys fly?

Right here, this spot between the cabin and the hills?

'A spot of open ground.'

Are you kidding?

That spot can't be more than 100 yards long.

We can land that micro-lite in 30 feet.

No, make it 50.

Well, we get within range, cut the engines

come in unannounced, and attack from the rear.

I still think we'd have an easier time raising the ransom.

Well, Joe?

No way. It's the craziest thing I ever heard of.

Fine. Anybody else have an idea?

Hey, look!

No sign of anybody! Looks good!

Let's do it!

- 'Yeah. No back door.'

Now what?

Chair's open for suggestions.

See who it is.

- I'll get it.

- Right. Come on in. - Now, get outta here.

Hey! What..

Stan, you fink!

Wait for me!

Hold it! Come on. Hold it.

Okay, Ponch. Go on, get him.

One thing! Watch out for yourself on that!

- She'll be fine. - Yeah, go.

If you catch him, hang him!

Go get him, partner!

'Aah!'

Not one of your better days, huh, pal?

What he done that ain't fair.

It's impossible but he did it.

I wonder who had number five in the pool.

You?

Of course.

I might've known.

Never mind the pool.

I wonder if he had a girl or a boy.

W-what are you doin' out here?

Well, it's simple. They told me no baby today.

Oh, pay the man, Joe. Take me home.

Here. Keep the change.

Honestly..

...I've never been so embarrassed in all my life.

- Joe.

Joe.