All language subtitles for CHiPs.S04E07.WEBRip.x264-ION10

I ask you,
is this the greatest?

It's the only way to fly!

I wonder how
Betty Getraer's doing.

'What?'

She went into
the hospital this morning!

- You know what they say.

Third time's the charm!

I've never been
so embarrassed in my life.

Why? False labor isn't exactly
a medical phenomenon.

I know, but still and all..

I think it's funny.

Besides, one more dry run

and I win the pool.

You win what?

Remember when Timmy was born?

You went into
false labor three times.

So about a week ago,
the boys and I, got up a pool

and I drew number four.

Oh.

Now I'm really embarrassed.

Does my husband
know about this?

Forget it. He was
holding number one.

Ohh. Oh.

Bye-bye.

What do you mean,
she's gone?

She's supposed to be there
having a baby!

She went home.

Yeah, I-I-I see.

Thank you very much.

Boy.

Millie, will you call
my home for me, please?

And make it snappy.

Home?

LA 15, 7 Charles is northbound
on Mission Road and Saticoy.

In pursuit of a dirty-neck biker
heading for the hills, 10-35

and where's
the nearest unit?

'Your signal is weak
and unreadable, 10'

Great.

LA, 7 Charles,
how do you read me?

LA, 7 Charles,
how do you read me?

Make 'em stop!
Please, make them stop!

'Hold it!'

You girls go
to my cruiser.

Go on, lock the doors. Get in!

The fun is over.

That's what
you think, mama.

Now, I'm giving you hyenas
exactly 30 seconds

to mount up
and get out of here.

If you don't,
you're all under arrest.

'The time starts now.'

You mean the fun
starts right now.

'Hey, Grossman.'

What are you, lost?
Freeway's that way.

I got some bad news.

Yeah?
What happened?

It's Bonnie.
She's been kidnapped.

Just for the record,
where we headed?

I suppose you'll
find that out

when we get there,
won't ya?

Kidnapping's
a mean rap, man.

- I suppose you know that.
- Yeah, I know it.

- You told me.

I mean, you're old enough
to know better than do this!

Yeah, but you're never too old
to have a little fun!

Grabbing that cop
was stupid!

Reno must be nuts.

He always was.
You just forgot.

I say, let's split
while we can.

What do you say?

Hang on!

When you've searched
your assigned areas

call in, I'll give
you another one.

In the meantime,
we're all on the clock

24 hours a day
until officer Clark is found.

Okay, get rolling.

- About time you guys got here.
- Grossie caught us at the park.

- There isn't any.

According to the kids involved,
Bonnie didn't have a chance.

Too many unwashed bodies.

Where do we look?
Which direction?

Everything between here
and Agoura is yours.

Get moving.

Where is everybody?

I mean, what happened
to the rest of 'em?

And who are you?

Bonnie Clark,
state traffic officer.

Highway patrol to you, mister.

And I suggest
you release me. Now.

What is she talkin' about?

Hey, man, she thought
she could bust us!

'So we just naturally
had to pick her up'

'and bring her back
out here with us.'

Getting so you can't even have
a little fun anymore

without people getting
all uptight.

Where did this happen?

At the park, man,
where we had the meet set up.

Uh-huh, and this is all
there is

The rest of them
peeled off on the way up here

which is what
I'm about to do.

What? What is
your big hurry?

Come on, Stan!
She's trouble.

More than I wanna think about.
I'm cutting out.

That makes two of us.

Hey. What's with you dudes?

I thought this was supposed
to be like old times again.

I mean, what's the point
in getting together anyway?

The point was to ride!

Drink a little beer,
feel like kids again.

Sure wasn't going around
kidnapping cops.

You want me
to stop them?

Ah, forget it.

I mean, they want to split,
let them split.

Alright, let's get
these cuffs off.

There go a couple
of intelligent men.

Well, maybe not intelligent,
but certainly

smarter than you guys.

Hey, Stan.

Let me take care of her.

Well, you can try.

I certainly wouldn't
advise it.

Leave her alone.

You know, Stan,
the way I figure it

this little number here
oughta be worth about half a mil

from the State Of California.

Besides that, she ain't
all that bad

For once in your life, baby,
play it smart.

Turn her loose.
You didn't grab her.

He did. The law
can't do a thing to you.

You're pressing the flesh.

Don't do this
to me, Stan.

I didn't agree to come here
to get kicked in the teeth.

- Remember that.

Can't you handle
the competition?

Knock it off, Reno.

You don't like
my cooking?

That's not
the point, darling.

You shouldn't
haveto cook.

We let her
do all the cookin'.

She could poison us.

What, with bacon and beans?
Get her in there.

Come on, you can
trust us, honey.

How much is, uh, half a million
divided among five?

I can't help you, man.

- Too many zeros.
- Now I know.

Now, I know,
when you fell out

of your tree
you landed on your head.

Oh, you finally figured
that out, huh?

Yeah, only I was hoping
after all these years

the crack
might have healed.

Look, like you said, it wasn't
me that grabbed that cop.

But what's done is done.

Hey, what have you got against
being a little rich, anyway, uh?

To think, I risked a perfectly
good job slinging hash

just to take up
with you again.

Go on, get acquainted.

That's what you've got
in mind, isn't it?

Acquainted?
Acquainted with who?

- I know you, Stan.

You're practically drooling.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you're just gonna
have to live with that, baby.

'Cause I don't
really care.

Excuse me,
excuse me.

Uh, just in case you
got some kinda idea

about, uh,
skipping out of here

I think there's something
you oughta know.

The nearest water

'what's outside of
this room here'

is 10, 12 miles away.

And the hills outside?

It's full of rattlesnakes.

And you can forget
about the road too.

'Cause I ain't
ever seen a car

go down that road
in my life.

Thanks. I needed that.

And I'll, uh, take back
my jacket now, kid.

Thanks. I thought
you'd never ask.

You two guys go out
and watch the road.

Go out and watch
the road

Because I told you to.

Oh, right.

Hey, uh, you hungry?

- Not a bit, thanks.
- Well, I am.

Right. I get the message.

You thirsty as I am?

I could chug-a-lug a river.

'I need gas too.'

Alright, come on.

15 S H-10.

I'm coming up on Simi,
Joe, and turning west.

Still no sign
of your bikers.

My guess is they've gone
to ground or split up.

'How do you read me?'

10-2, H-10.

When you get to Simi, if you
still haven't turned them

take a heading toward Ventura
and check the hills.

'You get that?'

10-4, Joe. Will do.

- Negative.

Those creeps have had time
to put a lot of ground

between them and us.

Not necessarily.

With a captive,
we could postulate

that the fugitive's
speed would be impaired.

On the other hand,
owing to their familiarity

with the terrain--

Grossman, Grossman.

That's your new sector.

Gotcha.

Hey, by the way,
how's Betty?

She's pregnant.

Anything else?

Hang in there.

Stan likes his bacon crisp.
So does Reno.

Well, when they check in
to San Quentin

you better tell them
to remind the cook.

If I persuade Stan
to let you go

would you still
make trouble for him?

You persuade him first
and then we'll talk about it.

Alright, I'll take a ride
into Agoura after dark.

I'll make the call.

That'll give the cops all night
to raise the ransom.

You figure all night's
gonna be enough for half a mil?

Well, sure it is.

You oughta read
the papers, Tubby.

Do you know there's idiots
all over the world just like us

making fortunes
doing just what we're doing?

Hey, you know in Italy

the-the kidnappers
have to wait in line

to get to the victims?

Look.

What about Big Daddy
and Mouse, man?

I mean, I don't trust
them two turkeys

especially Mouse.

We'll take care of them.
You don't worry about it, huh?

- Yeah.

What is it about
that over-aged

ingrate turkey
that turns you on?

If I knew, I'd try
and find a cure for it.

I hear out of sight,
out of mind really works.

Not for me, it didn't.

He's dangerous, lady.

- I'm not fooling.
- Bonnie's the name.

He's especially dangerous
when people laugh at him.

I might have to
bite my lip, but..

Thanks for the information.

Now, don't worry
about watching those hills

behind us
'cause when the cops come

they're gonna be coming
from the front in force.

Yeah. If they
can ever find us.

Uh-uh. Now, don't ever
underestimate your enemy.

I learned that in Korea.

But you're not
gonna have them

bring the ransom
up here, are ya?

Well, of course I am.
Where else?

'Look, we got that lady cop
in there as a hostage.'

So I figure it's a cinch

for us to fight
our way outta here, huh?

Good. Alright.

Now, with that in mind, you guys
try and stay awake, huh?

Lot of nervous vibes
out there, man.

What'd you tell them?

Just enough.
Don't worry about it.

Hey, could I have
my food, please?

I mean, like now?

Relax, or I'll give it
to you in your lap.

You call that
being persuasive?

It won't work.
I'm sorry I mentioned it.

What is that?

Congratulations, Reno.

The four way split just
became a two way split.

Alright, alright.

I-I-I think we've met,
haven't we?

You should be so lucky.

Yeah, me and my friend, you see,
we don't talk to pigs.

Well, we sometimes have to..

...in the line of duty.

Uh, let's not
tense up, folks.

What we're here for
is to ask a few questions.

Alright?

We're looking
for a couple of unwashed bodies

that, uh..

...call themselves
The Satan's Angels.

Know anything about them?

Please, don't everybody
speak at once.

How about you, mister?

'Or can't you say
anything but "oink"?'

Uh-uh. No fair.
Shooting out of turn.

Hey, I got
feelings, man. Let go.

My partner asked you
a question.

Oink oink, then.
How's that?

That's in character.
Keep going.

What do you guys want
with Satan's Angels?

That's a question, man.
Not an answer.

Hey, alright, Ponch.

This morning,
some Satan's Angels

kidnapped a female
highway patrol officer.

Now, if for any reason
this lady is harmed

it might be kinda rough
out there on the road

for people like yourselves,
you know what I mean?

You're puttin' me on.

Satan's Angels did that?

Are you sure you got
the right outfit, pal?

Where'd it happen,
the old folks' home?

What-what-what were
they riding, wheelchairs?

Who was their leader,
Lawrence Welk?

Satan's angels, if there's any
of 'em still alive

are probably home
sipping on their Geritol.

'And if they're not,
they oughta be.'

Well, we have
a few witnesses, boys

that saw them abduct
the officer.

In that case, man, I hope
your lady cop likes older men.

So much for basic research.
Now what?

Keep looking, huh?

Okay, let's go!

Why were you chasin' us?

Why were you runnin'?

Hey, man, you're a cop.
That only comes natural.

Put your right hand
on your head.

See what you've done?
I busted my knee.

Yeah, well, I'll write a note
to your ballet teacher, alright?

Right.

Look, I don't want to hear
any more about your knee.

I just wanna know
everything you know

about The Satan's Angels.

Hey, man. Like, my buddy and me
were out for a ride, you dig?

Since when is that
against the law, huh?

Save it, huh? All I wanna talk
about is kidnapping.

Shall we?

Hey, slow down, man.

I don't know nothing
about no kidnapping.

It's a long walk back
on a broken knee.

Ain't it, though?

How you doing,
Mouse, old buddy?

I'll call for
transportation.

You could make that
an ambulance, my man

or this cat ain't movin',
you understand?

In the first place, there isn't
gonna be any ransom.

It's against the rules.

In the second place,
even if they paid it

you think those guys
are gonna cut you in?

Stan and I go back long ways.

Yeah, to the stone age.

I've seen how
this guy treats you.

He's doing me a favor.

When I go to prison,
it'll seem like a picnic.

Maybe if you help me get away,
there won't be any prison.

Forget it.

You wouldn't stand a chance.

Maybe I wouldn't
but wemight.

Alright, what's going on here?

Girl talk.

Sit down!

We're in enough
trouble now, stupid!

Don't make it worse.

You better
listen to her.

For once in your life, Stan,
listen to somebody else

besides yourself.

'Where's she gonna go?'

Alright.

Alright, I won't tie you up
when I go away.

If you promise not
to try and get away.

I'm crazy about it here.
Why would I try to run away?

Okay. You see,
I-I don't tie her up.

But I don't have to tell you
who I'm gonna blame

if she's not here
when I get back, do I?

See you bright and early.

Now that's over, you wanna
play a little gin rummy?

Why not?

Don't worry about me.
The cab's here now.

In 10 minutes I'm gonna
be in the hospital.

In other words,
everything's fine.

You're making me feel
like a first-class fink, honey.

'Nonsense.'

If you could have
the baby for me

that would be one thing
but you can't.

Right now Bonnie's situation is
a lot more critical than mine.

'
- Yeah, uh..

Listen, honey,
we'd better keep this short.

I wanna keep the line open
in case the kidnappers call.

Sure, I understand.
Bye, Joe.

'So long, honey.'

'Where were we?'

Uhh, Mouse and his
fellow dirty-neck

were headed southwest
to Simi Valley.

If we had an airplane,
we could backtrack

and see where
the starting point was.

What about
a helicopter?

Dead giveaway.
They'd be listening for it.

You're right, and it can't be

the CHIP fixed-wing in case
they're watching.

The hills are crisscrossed
with bike trails.

Millions of them.

Well, not in this
particular area, Grossie.

I've got a friend that's
got a light plane.

I've got the camera.
What do you say, Joe?

It's worth a shot.

For one thing,
our hands are tied

until we find out
where they're holed up.

Alright, let's do it,
first thing in the morning.

Sergeant Getraer,
highway patrol.

I'm gonna make this
short and sweet.

'So listen
and listen good.'

'Officer Clark
is alive and well.'

And if you would like
to keep her like that

then you will start
rustling up $500,000

in fives, tens, twenties.

In used bills, unmarked.

And it should be ready
for delivery tomorrow night.

I'm gonna be in touch
with you again.

Thank you.

Okay, that was it.
Did you get the trace?

I know. Thanks for trying.

No luck on the trace.

What's the story?

Anybody got half a million bucks
in their pocket?

Eew, that thing stinks.

Is it house

Be careful.
You'll hurt his feelings.

Insult my bike, lady,
you gonna insult me.

It looks as if it's been
put together by a committee.

Um...what is this machine
supposed to be, anyway?

Well, it's kind of
a mongrel, you know

put together with
whatever I could steal

with whatever else
I could steal, you know?

What's this gadget here?

- Don't touch that, lady!
- Ah!

No, no, no!

- Now look what ya done!
- Um...fantastic.

Come on, let's put
it back together

and do it again, okay?

Come here! Gimme that rope!

Now, take it easy,
come on, calm down.

You know I bruise
easily. Come on.

I'll hang you,
you murderer!

It was an accident, Reno.
She didn't mean it.

Shut up and gimme that rope!

Look at my bike!

My...my beautiful bike.

You killed it.

Uh, I really appreciate
your call, doctor. I really do.

And tell Betty
I'll still try to be there

when the baby arrives.

Right, doc.
Thanks again.

Morning, sarge.

Well
You find the place?

Our friend Mouse knew
what he was talking about.

Concerning those crooks,
that cabin's better situated

than Fort Knox.

Did you see anybody
outside the cabin?

Not a soul.

We stayed fairly high
so we wouldn't spook them

not that they appear
to be worried.

Okay. I'll get this
to the lab as soon as I can.

Tell them to enlarge
the last three exposures.

- Right.
- Hey, sarge.

By the way, how's Betty?
She have the baby?

Don't ask, huh?

"Wreck it, then we can put it
back together again."

"Wreck it, then we can
put it back together again."

Aah!

How did you sleep?

Did anybody ever
tell you, you snore?

Not lately, no.

- Take it easy.
- I should have warned you.

Unless you're invited, don't
ever touch their motorcycles.

You can shoot
their mothers, of course

and they couldn't
care less.

Nice people you run with.

I'd give a week's wages
for a change of clothing.

Oh, over there.
Take your pick.

Let's talk about you, shall we?

What about me?

Well..

I wouldn't want you to be
disloyal or anything.

But..

If I could get
to that three-wheeler..

- It's no use.

Stan will be back
any minute now.

I'm not talkin' about Stan.
I'm talkin' about Reno.

Reno? This whole stupid
mess is his fault!

I gotta wring
that man's neck!

Hear, hear.

What?

Figure of speech.

It means now you're
making sense.

Oh! Oh!

What are you two doin'?

Good morning, sir.

Is there anything
I can do for you?

I said I was hungry.

'Now where's my breakfast?'

You want breakfast,
fix it yourself.

The rope.
Give me the rope.

Oh, come on.
I was just kidding.

Can't you take a joke?

Sheesh!

Get it.

Oh! Gimme the towel, kid.

Oh, thanks a lot.

Oh, no!

Goin' somewhere?

I thought I was, yeah.

Well, looks like I got here
just in time, didn't I?

Oh.

Well, you can't blame
a girl for tryin'. Ah!

'As you all know
and as the commissioner's'

just reaffirmed to me
the State Of California

does not ransom
it's peace officers, period

'which means where
Bonnie's welfare is concerned'

'it's up to us.'

Bear in mind, however, that
every law enforcement agency

in the area is willing to help.

Okay.

The chair's open
for any suggestions.

Any more word
from the kidnappers?

Mm-mm. And that's a question,
not a suggestion.

Well, ahem, reduced
to it's fundamentals

the problem, as I see it

is how to manage
an approach from the rear

without alerting any of
of the cabin's occupants.

'And frankly, I think
we'd have an easier time'

'raising half
a million bucks.'

- You're wrong again, Grossie.
- No, I don't think so.

This time I think I'm inclined
to agree with him.

You thinkin' what
I'm thinkin'?

I am if you're
thinking about

those micro-lite airplanes.

You mean those
mechanized kites you guys fly?

Right here, this spot between
the cabin and the hills?

'A spot of open ground.'

Are you kidding?

That spot can't be more
than 100 yards long.

We can land that
micro-lite in 30 feet.

No, make it 50.

Well, we get within range,
cut the engines

come in unannounced,
and attack from the rear.

I still think we'd have an
easier time raising the ransom.

Well, Joe?

No way. It's the craziest
thing I ever heard of.

Fine. Anybody else
have an idea?

Hey, look!

No sign of anybody!
Looks good!

Let's do it!

- 'Yeah. No back door.'

Now what?

Chair's open
for suggestions.

See who it is.

- I'll get it.

- Right. Come on in.
- Now, get outta here.

Hey! What..

Stan, you fink!

Wait for me!

Hold it! Come on.
Hold it.

Okay, Ponch.
Go on, get him.

One thing!
Watch out for yourself on that!

- She'll be fine.
- Yeah, go.

If you catch him, hang him!

Go get him, partner!

'Aah!'

Not one of your
better days, huh, pal?

What he done
that ain't fair.

It's impossible
but he did it.

I wonder who had
number five in the pool.

You?

Of course.

I might've known.

Never mind the pool.

I wonder if he had
a girl or a boy.

W-what are you
doin' out here?

Well, it's simple.
They told me no baby today.

Oh, pay the man, Joe.
Take me home.

Here. Keep the change.

Honestly..

...I've never been
so embarrassed in all my life.

- Joe.

Joe.