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This caption came out of the crazy mind of WTFSubs members.

What they will watch now is what we call:

PROJECT: THE ZERO NEVER ENDS!

We hope you enjoy the movie.

See the interviews after the credits.

HE SAYS IT'S RIGHT

WITHOUT FAT? RELEASE BEFORE!

Fuck off.

How scary. But it is so beautiful.

Let's fly, my love.

He enjoyed!

Fucking hell!

Danger. They are reproducing.

It can not be real.

- Danger. Run, fagot. - No!

What a cute little animal.

You are beautiful.

My little girl.

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RedTail

"You're not going to eat her." "Nor you, either.

And that day you sucked me?

Female dog.

Fuck. I'm not a bitch.

It seems so. Only good if I put a bag on you.

Let me tell you.

My dream is to be a mother.

Are you crazy, Shutakoko?

Let's take a picture to show the enemy.

Say "Jet Lee"!

I'm wonderful. "I'm horrible, bitch.

Erase that cock before anyone sees it.

- No! - I do not like photos.

We'll take it later, when we get there.

Now, watch this little Piper quit.

You know, sometimes I get tired.

Bitch, quenga, boqueteira, balloon cunt, cow breast,

Clone of Ivete Sangalo.

But at least everyone wants me.

Hey Jaspion, can I see this magazine?

I have not seen her photos yet.

Thank you. I'll give it back to you quickly.

Look good, I already hit one for her.

How delicious.

Wow delicious

Look at those tit.

Man, this magazine sucks. You know what you did to me, right?

Hard chick.

Thanks.

Speak, grease.

- She's so sweet, huh? "I've had a puff on everything."

Shit, man! You know she likes it.

Now that you have enjoyed it,

You expect me to come out licking your damn?

But talk there, does she cook at least?

If you expect a yummy sushi,

You're going to lose all your kick.

But the pie is good.

The way I am, I'll take whatever shit.

The sluts always prefer a rich man who hits them.

Damn 50 shades of gray!

- Do you have this movie there? - The film?

I ate the DVD, look.

Shutakoko, tell me one thing.

What caught you in this sucker?

I do not know, I think the hair.

The hair?

Which is. Do you think that hair

Are you able to win from my beautiful wicks?

Speaking of which, I should do dread too.

The room is there,

But you can look for me if you want some hair tips.

Any hair? - Any.

I was thinking of making a Moicano.

Mohican? I have an idea.

Stop playing the girl who makes you one.

Fuck this.

I'll find you later.

I know what you're thinking.

- You should make a Mohican. - I will not do.

"Maybe a dread is more macho." - Not fucking.

The bitch loves it.

Hello.

Would you like to buy Jequiti?

It's all right.

The perfume is cheap.

What do you think of the shampoo?

The price?

With freight and commission are loyal tlinta.

See you.

Fujiro, come help!

- There's a little business over there. - What?

Will you take it in hand?

Looks like his chick.

Get out, dammit.

This is better than cake!

- Hey! - What's it?

Are you okay? Let me see if it broke.

I will redeem myself.

It follows the bitch that the bitch will adore.

- I do not want. - There you go.

Look at our mermaid.

Are you aware this is a drill?

"That's why your mother hates you." - Do not talk like that!

Will you face it?

If you do not stop staring, I'll eat your cake.

Come on. Where's my cake?

Fujiro, are you ready?

- The bug is gone. "I did not tell you to throw it away?"

You're worse than a kid.

Take the magnifying glass you use to find your dick.

Are you scared of the piroquinha?

Pirocas do not walk!

Fujiro, get out of it.

You have the proctologist's appointment.

It's just a fingerprint.

I do not know why you do not like the doctor.

One time I went out with a nigger who had 30cm of piroca.

If you only knew how the doctor examines...

"Even you would be afraid." "At least I could sit down."

I spent more than two weeks sitting idly by.

I had to use Hipoglós in the ass.

The deal looked like a cauliflower.

Do you know which one was good?

He cured my hemorrhoid.

It's coming to the doctor.

My eggs!

You can not even feel it!

I can not breathe.

You have a breath. Try brushing your teeth more!

I'm going to pee.

Got?

Hurry up.

Careful, be careful! Go slow.

It will not do shit. Just another touch...

- Remember what I said. - Fucking talk.

- Just use the finger that succeeds! - Beauty, I get it!

- Spitting gets in faster. - Get out of here!

What is it now?

The crazy 301 asked me for her number.

Tell him I have diarrhea.

What if she does not believe it?

You know I do not lie too well.

Shutakoko, you accept ca...

What a calaio!

- What is? Do not you understand me? "She did not believe it.

What is it, Laoh?

Nothing much, just a mistake. You can go back to packing.

- I know that voice. "It was the chambermaid's.

Now only the screaming girls! This is party, baby!

On this side only the barangas, is easier to visualize.

Receive the noise of the great Takanota Nakasaka!

Takanota, our sponsor, thank you for your illustrious pres...

I see a lot of new people around here. I want you to make the most of it.

Welcome to my resort, here the cheap is crazy!

Anyone who wants to buy my CD, just f...

- What are you doing? - See if there's a pen.

Grab pen in all hotels. Create shame!

- Again, whoever wants the m... "It's party, Calaio!"

What the fuck... I told you to come in disguise.

Looks like he's doing funkeiro cosplay.

If it's to make the stop, it has to be in style.

Now it looks like funkeiro.

Man, you're very prejudiced.

So sorry. Is that... I've been stressed these days.

And is it my fault?

I hate these jokes!

I'm going to get sideways because of the ringworm.

Do not smile!

And you, how's the hemorrhoid?

Do not be ashamed, I had five myself.

It was hard, but I feel better already.

Saw? Just use the medicine I showed.

Yeah. It burns a little, but in the end, it's worth it.

Excuse me. In fact, what I gave him was pepper.

Can you imitate the flango?

It's just you turn right. Is it that hard?

It's just that I'm kind of dumb. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Relax. Working here, I see a lot of shit.

But see if you do a supletivo. It will improve something.

You gossiping what, fat? Are you crazy?

Takanota, I wish I had that much money.

I'd take as many as I wanted, would not I?

Who is this bitch who commented on your photo?

Dude, come here, come on, you need to come with me.

Calm down. Can not you see I'm busy taking pictures of her?

It's a very important thing, you have to come with me now.

You're wasting your time, come now!

I'll go, just let me take some more pictures.

Let the baranga strip. Young, young man!

Kushai Chang, what do you think of the event?

Good, but the flango is gone.

Can I take a picture of you?

A .. little... more imposing.

Kushai, massage time!

All right, I'm coming! Stay to the next, my dear.

Press the panic button. I have an elevator phobia.

Thanks.

It was the other button.

- We just came in. - Even so,

My therapist said to avoid.

By the way, you should visit her.

It's Dr. Lhama, I can get the address later.

Shock treatment, but cure any madness.

I have a trauma too. They hit me

- with a speedometer. "It's painful,

But with the treatment one even forgets.

This way, this way!

Your Takanota, Takanota!

Excuse me, your Takanota.

Hello!

This is Bi Laoh, my friend, a great photographer.

He looks retarded, but he's very competent.

Your look is horrible, looking like mortar.

These are the contestants of the Z Girl magazine contest!

Let's start by introducing one by one.

But first, the muse, Kushai Chang!

She really is!

Hello, friends of Z Gil!

My name is Bi Laoh, photographer, and big fan of yours!

It's an honor to be here another year.

This was the contest that revealed me to the world.

I wish you all, good luck, and win the best!

"What kind of face does she like?" - Not your's.

She is very hot!

I'll show you how Daddy picks up a woman here.

Keep an eye out!

Beautiful day, no?

I'm not as easy as you think. Not anyone who can.

Great, I'm not either. I'm Nakasaka, owner of the resort.

Okay, what do you want?

I came in and I saw you, I decided to stop and talk.

I've seen lots of beautiful girls, but that's the first one.

Kushai Chang, daughter of the Minister

And accustomed to spokes.

But we'll see what happens...

This way, you two.

Throw this shit out of here.

No problem, boss.

Laoh?

Do you know each other?

Come on, boy. Greet her and sit with us.

Make yourself comfortable.

- Hey, Kushai Chang? "Top a trope?"

IT IS... Why not?

Who are we going to call?

- Thinking well... - Thinking well,

I better include myself there.

I think I'd rather just shoot.

Shame on you just because your dick is small?

How about if you do not give up, you get a Spanish?

Now he spoke my language.

Where will it happen?

Motel Disk Meals. Knows?

- The name is familiar. - I already took you there, remember?

Wait, you took me...

I once took a French there.

I did not bother anything, but he was good.

Can my girlfriend go too?

- You can, right? "And what's more?"

Striptease, costumes...

- Chantilly. "Are you going to exclude me like this?"

I'm rich, handsome, easygoing...

Stop being a spoiled playboy.

Otherwise it will be just Laoh and me.

Do you have money to pay for the motel?

Is there room for the black man here?

Hide your chick.

With my cock, you do not make a canoe, but a yacht.

Come on, no more asses for today.

They're calling you outside.

Room service?

Chen Piroca?

Room service?

Chen Piroca?

You broke my heart as a funkeiro.

Now I will be a sertanejo.

She did not need to tell him about her size.

You know I do what I can in bed.

Like it's a big deal.

You always liked it, never heard you complain.

You only hear what you want!

Furthermore... You moan.

That way you offend me!

What's the problem? I express my love.

Mom taught me.

What do you have against sensitive faces?

They usually like to roll.

And I do not have one for you.

I? I like tall, imposing faces.

Even you gave in to 50 shades of gray?

The book excites me more than you do.

As well?!

Do not turn your back on me! Why did you betray me?

"Is my cock so small?" - I did not even feel it! Never noticed?

Did you fake it all the time? You screamed when you enjoyed it!

"Why did you fool me?" "Because you're an idiot."

Are you looking for my vibrator?

Kitten! Come back here!

Get the fuck out!

Fucking brat.

What you want? I already told you to stop calling me,

I do not want to know about you anymore! You are crazy?

Kushai Chang? Kushai Chang!

Stop fucking me! I told you to go and get your ass!

It will be fo...

Come on, Shutakoko!

- Easy, chick! - Repeat that and I'll leave you here!

Where's your mother's cow?

Drink?

Drink?

What is this "baby" story?

Do you think only you betray? Excuse me...

Kushai Chang?

Which bitch are you looking for?

- One that gives to everybody... - This is my wife!

"Is she one who cries when she enjoys?" "Yeah... she's here with me."

That one there I even ate. Very tasty.

Did you tell me that a guy was eaten by beetles?

Really!

Get out, fagot!

Die Devil!

Get on your dick!

Long.

Are you crazy, you fucker?

Is it an aphrodisiac?

It looks so tasty, that fried there must be good.

But I can not eat fat.

Your wife will not let you, right?

That bitch controls up to as much Viagra I take.

Oh really?

But just like that for this fucking climb.

When it reaches that age, neither Viagra gives way.

Grandpa's kite does not rise any more.

I've tried everything, I even took camel semen.

Do you know the taste of that shit?

No, I just took the dromedary...

Look, a little boat!

"Pinto, you're going to swim there.

Because I?

For if not, I will fill your asshole with your burglar.

I'm just going to get my Spider-Man tangle and I'll be right back.

To this conversation, dude.

But there's a bofe there for me to snag.

Then I fuck him.

Stop blowing your whale.

But no one will see.

I'll see.

Are you jealous of me going there in tanguinha?

You are only mine.

No tanguinha then?

V.L. Will soon!

O from home!

IT IS... What a horrible place!

Have you ever considered hiring an interior design?

Even my shack has more Feng Shui!

What kind of wall color is that?

The lighting here is ridiculous.

They should put a fireplace or something...

This is not water. IT IS?

Rest up, woman.

Come on, Shutakoko.

Stupid.

Fuck you, come and see me dive, I'm a fuck!

Wait, we have to go back, I forgot the condom.

But for what? She does not even fit you.

Shutakoko? It does. I'm a little nervous.

There! I do not want to die, I promise that I become a man

And stop burning the hell out there if I survive...

O from home!

O from home!

You're guessing what, I'm going to become macho now, Tchê!

Yes, I'm a Gaucho now! You got it?

I'll put you on all fours, and I'll take you to the stick, Guri!

Do not you think so? IT IS?

I go back and get my Spiderman tangerine!

I'm more of a fuck than Chuck Norris!

A Chinese-Gaucho Chuck Norris!

Come on, get me. Go.

Better not.

Beauty, I'm going to hit you there then.

- Okay. - Nice.

There! Son of a bitch!

Pinto!

Pinto!

Pinto!

There we go.

Let's go. Let me focus right.

I'm gonna have to fucking edit it.

Oh, geez.

Mitaka Nakara and Seuku Miadora, smiled.

Kushai Chang, crazy is your turn.

Pinto?

Pinto?

I will not go in there to look for you.

I was made for fine environments.

I only wear Armani. I'm the king of the cabin.

Understood?

Move your ass and come help me.

Of course.

Pinto?

Pinto?

Imagine a big dick.

Hold it tight.

Pinto?

Pinto!

Imitate a llama.

Call it llama? What?

Now imitate a chinforimpola.

That's right.

Drop my shoe!

Get together.

Seuku Miadora, focus.

Takanota?

Takanota?

Takanota?

Takanota?

Takanota?

Takanota?

Takanota?

Are you hitting one?

Which way, fuck?

There, there!

This way.

There.

Go slow, fuck!

- Kushai Chang! - Kushai Chang!

Fuck you, run!

I'm all erased!

He took my foot!

"Do not lean, animal!" - My bad.

I'm going to bandage the wound.

Do not scream.

Kushai Chang!

Kushai Chang!

Fujiru Nakombi?

Kushai Chang?

Kushai Chang?

Kushai Chang!

- Fujiru Nakombi, I'm here! - Kushai Chang!

Kushai Chang.

Kushai Chang!

- Kushai Chang! I'm in here.

Open this bagasse.

- Do you want to go out? - Logical, you gourd.

Is that a question?

Get out of the way!

Hurry up!

Shutakoko!

No, Shutakoko!

Get out of here, now!

Watch out for this fuck!

Get out of here!

Shutakoko, are you crazy, damn it?

Go! Go! Go!

- I locked my leg. - I know, asshole.

Hurry up! Go! Go! Go!

Slowly.

Kushai Chang!

Kushai Chang!

Go, dammit!

Bi Laoh, get it!

Here, Bi Laoh.

- It's too short. - And now?

Take this, and this one, and this one.

Get out of the way!

Kill that, kill it!

Bi Laoh, the cable let go.

- No, Bi Laoh! - Bi Laoh!

Go to the bitch who gave birth. You're taking a photo for what?

I had to see your face, I took it out so I could fool you.

We got it.

Let's take a picture!

C'mon C'mon.

Keep your arms around each other.

Do not move. Say Jet Lee.

Come on, Shutakoko, that's enough.

This bitch is crazy, take a picture of my dick she does not want to, right?

What are you thinking, huh?

Shutakoko, there's something I really want to tell you...

Marry me? =)

Ask right.

As well? Do you want it to be dinner?

What a dinner, cabbage. All you have to do is ask.

I'm not stranded anymore! Now I'm going to do xing-lings!

Uhuuu let's do lots of xing-lings.

Make many, many, many, xing-lings.

Hold on. I want to make a video.

Oh, geez. But it's for you to use it.

Come on, put it on!

Go, it's taking time, put it right.

Look at me!

Now says Jet Lee.

Now cry a little.

You have to cry, otherwise it will not be exciting.

- You okay, sweetie? - Stop being annoying.

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Kushai Chang!

Run, fuck, run!

What can I say...

ZUERA begins when the founder of the team

Is a Moicano CARECA.

And then you find out that Team Jaspion

NO It's fucking Japanese! Fucking disappointment.

You have no idea how we feel.

The Moreira came up with the project, the kid even missed school.

I knew I would.

But I really enjoyed his participation.

You need to talk to LariS.

LariS said she was going to send her part

Before Sleeping, but I'm old, you know,

I could not wait and I fell asleep.

I bet you watched porn on the internet.

If you want to be friends with rafa_hc do not say you do not like TWD

Otherwise he can give you a blowjob in the stomach.

TWD? IT'S DRAMA, FUCK!

RedTail has just joined the team and has already done well

But it arrived now, so I'll take it light,

Go he cries.

Action!

When the movie is serious it is left over slot,

But when it is a project that ZUERA HAS NO LIMITS,

Even legender of another team wants to participate, right Solfieri?

I do not know what hit the head of this bunch of crazy WTF.

He warns Sardinha that he has water, but there will be no shark in the film.

They told me that the Sardine is crazy about shark,

Which is pretty strange, I think he's kind of crazy,

When you talk about his classes, I do not understand shit.

I can not forget our little Lub's,

Arriving now in the WTF, passed in faculties faculs,

But as not only good movies and studies lives a person,

She also likes to tag garbage \ o /

Fucking hell, there's still something fucking missing,

And we've talked about everybody, what now?

I think I'm going to tell you a joke,

So far no one has understood fucking any.

Someone for God's sake knows how to tell if he's left...

The caption for the movie BEFORE YOU SLEEP?

Sleepy Hollow? Ah yes, the series with FIXED POPPIES?

I really like the series, yes, I do not know why the people run away.

When they told me that WTF was going to legendar, I was crazy.

I knew that not only would I have shit in the caption and I would laugh a lot.

I do not know why they did it.

There are so many good movies and no subtitles.

They could legendar Getting On. You know, right? Huh? HUH?

You will not believe it, but I'm still waiting

The caption of the film Before Sleeping.

Maybe my grandchildren will be able to see the movie.

Before bedtime? Oh fuck that movie.

I want to see 50 shades of gray, the Asylum version.

But my wife prefers the Trejo movies.

I want Asylum to make a version of that movie.

Thanks to the staff at WTFSubs for helping spread the film.

Because movie luim, it's good pla calaio, right!

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