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2000-year-old hair samples,
perfectly preserved.
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It's all there.
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Thanks.
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What's it gonna be, Xena?
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All right, you win.
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You give me my child's soul
and I will take you back to my world.
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First you take me back,
then you get your child.
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The ritual's already begun.
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All you have to do
is take my hand.
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I knew you'd see things
my way.
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Now the real fun starts.
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You know...
I just loved everything about this episode.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
We should definitely include that.
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You know? It's important we have clips
that strongly represent Xena's enemies.
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Shouldn't we have
some more Joxer stuff?
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You're kidding, aren't you?
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Could someone get that phone?
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-Y'ello?
-It's Alexis.
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It's her.
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Yes, Alexis?
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Phase 1 is complete.
Have you compiled the clips?
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-They're almost done.
-They need to be on digital discs.
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When we transfer
there can't be any dropping of...
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Alexis, this is my field.
I'm the computer nerd, remember?
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I know what I'm doing.
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Do you have a balanced selection?
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Personally,
I'd like to see more Joxer stuff.
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Look, any disagreements
will be settled by Lea.
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She's working with us...
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...because of her knowledge
of psychological profiles.
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You'll defer to her.
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All right.
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And the rest of the team, has it come together?
Do you have Dr. Polly?
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-Yes.
-Great.
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Three of you meet me here
in 72 hours.
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Okey-dokey.
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Well?!
Did it work?!
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Please,
tell us what we want to hear, Alexis!
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-The DNA in the hair, was it...?
-Everthing we hoped for.
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Maturation acceleration worked
beyond my wildest dreams.
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Now see for yourselves.
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I'm gonna cry!
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Awesome...
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Cool...
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In the time of ancient gods,...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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...a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.
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She was Xena.
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A mighty princess...
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...forged in the heat of battle.
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The power...
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The passion...
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The danger...
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Her courage will change the world.
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XENA, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS
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Physically,
the clones are complete.
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Now we just need to use the clips
to bring them to life.
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So, your man in Macedonia
really came through, huh?
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He promised me two strands of hair
from the tomb of the scrolls...
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...and he delivered.
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My carbon testing shows the hairs
to be between 2 and 3000 years old.
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Two ancient mycenaean heroes...
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...alive in the 21st century.
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From here on,
the world will be a better place!
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If we can wake them
successfully.
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Right now,
they're just clones of the originals.
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Xena and Gabrielle's
memories and personalities...
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...are dormant.
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Yeah, but they're great
to look at just the way they are.
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Don't be a male cliche!
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You telling me you're excited by looking at...
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...liefeless female forms
that have no mind or personality?
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Yeah.
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-The disks?
-Oh, sure.
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I gotta be honest with you, though.
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Gabfan here loaded this 1st one up
pretty heavily with Gabrielle stuff.
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Yeah, you'd think all
they did was sit around in baths...
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...and
at campfires emoting!
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I included other things,
but I feel very strongtly...
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...that Gabrielle is the most important relationship
in Xena's life.
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If you start talking about subtext,
I'm gonna barf.
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We're not bringing her back to life
to counsel the lovelorn!
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-She's gotta be able to kick ass!
-Yeah, but Joxer is just...
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Xena without...
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We'll settle this later.
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Polly, could you prepare the clones
for download, please?
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Ok!
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All set.
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Let's start with the official video salute
to Gabrielle!
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To the tune of Bette Midler's
"Wind Beneath My Wings".
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Whoa... They need
a wake-up call, not sleep-aids.
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Let's start
with Polly's selection.
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But Gabrielle is more important
than Xena's fighting skills.
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In the overall picture sure, but...
she's a warrior, first and foremost.
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Use Polly's selection.
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Give it your best shot.
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Wow, she looked so dangerous in this.
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See that one?
I loved that one.
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You know...
That's not a stunt double.
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Your kingdom awaits!
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They're not responding.
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No R.E.M., no synaptic,
or adrenal reactions.
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Hey, what'd you stop it for?
That was rockin'!
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She needs a dose of Gaby.
That'll jump-start her heart.
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Heart-schmart.
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Maybe we're goin' about this all
the wrong way.
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Maybe... we need a more hands-on approach...
What about a bit of...
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...cardiac massage?
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He could be right. Or...
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...mouth-to-mouth.
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Maybe what you two need
is a bucket of cold water.
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...Or your asses kicked.
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Think about...
the fun they had together.
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...The baths they shared.
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If you're talkin' about their special relationship,
I'm into that.
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-Just let me watch.
-You know what?
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I think... that's it for today.
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If we download too much, they...
they could go crazy.
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When they wake up, they'll need clothes.
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I ordered their costumes from the catalog.
I'll bring 'em in tomorrow!
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I can't wait to dress them!
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Loading
EVIL XENA
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EVIL XENA
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You'll be dead in 30 seconds.
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But know this, you won't be the last.
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Tell Hades to prepare himself.
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A new Xena is born tonight.
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With a new purpose in life.
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Death.
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I say...
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Kill 'em all!
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Put her on the cross.
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Break her legs.
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I know Gabrielle
was always a fast learner.
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Oh, no!
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You cut her hair!
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I wanted her to have long hair,
like classic Gaby!
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Only in the reruns, babe.
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-That's strange...
-What?
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There's a download in here
that I didn't do.
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Let's have a look at it.
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I didn't compile this footage.
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Those are all evil Xena images.
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Somebody must've gotten into the computer
after we left.
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How... did that happen?
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Her life signs have elevated.
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Something's had an effect.
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They're gonna wake up soon.
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We better get them ready.
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Yeah, but which Xena's gonna wake up...
The power-hungry warrior...
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...motivated only
by blood lust and hate?
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I would get my hands off
of her boobs.
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This is serious. If Xena's been
watching that tape all night...
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...she could've suffered deep trauma.
I'm telling you...
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We should feed both her and Gabrielle
my Gaby tapes to repair the damage.
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Yes. The Gabrielle tapes
are essential now.
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Ok...
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Bringing up Gabrielle footage.
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Take me with you.
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I want so much to be like you...
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And I want to be like you.
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Eli...
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I failed my first test.
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It's hard the way of love.
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It may not be right
for you.
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But if you choose to follow it...
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...you must do so
with all your heart.
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You'll fail more than once.
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But don't give up hope.
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In the end, you'll redeem the world.
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I'm sorry I took you so far
from your truth.
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Don't be sorry.
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Xena...
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Do you think I could have understood
the power of selfless love...
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...if it weren't for our friendship?
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Enough with the lovey-dovey crap!
You're putting 'em back to sleep!
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I actually agree with you.
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Even Gabrielle herself
needs a sense of her mission.
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Download
Polly's Gabrielle selection.
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Loading...
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Gaby's action footage.
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That's more like it.
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We need more positive input
into Xena...
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...to counteract those evil images.
A scene showing...
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...the consequences
of her dark past.
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Bring up that one.
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Some call me the Warrior Princess.
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Some call me murderer.
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Many years ago,
there was a village called Cirra.
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It was a village just like yours.
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Small and prosperous,
full of life.
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Until a day
that my army came.
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Until the day that I came,...
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...destroyed it.
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Under my orders, my men,
they sacked the village...
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...Burned the houses...
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...and killed every living thing.
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Everything was destroyed...
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...including the soul
of one young, innocent girl...
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...who will never be able to reclaim
her childhood...
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...and will never know
what the Fates had planned for her...
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...if not for me.
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I wonder if that was such a good idea.
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Seeing Callisto again's only
gonna make her blood boil.
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A campfire scene.
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We need a nice campfire scene
with Gaby...
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...like the one from series 2, episode 11,
just before the 2nd act break.
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The campfire scene
in that episode was in the teaser!
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-It was not!
-Come on, guys...
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Could we give it a break?
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Besides, the classic was series 4,
episode 7...
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...when she does that poignant little insight
into her character...
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...as she's taking her boots off,
as she sits by the campfire...
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She kept her boots on!
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I've just shut off the flow of blood
to your brain.
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You'll be dead in 30 seconds unless
you tell me what's going on.
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All right, everybody, stay calm.
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I gotta be honest with you.
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I'm not calm.
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Xena?
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Gabrielle...
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All right,
you'd better start talking.
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We... We've reproduced you, exactly
as you existed 2000 years ago.
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It's a process called cloning.
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Welcome to the future.
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Come on...
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Xena, shouldn't you take the pinch off him?
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How much do you remember?
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She remembers the pinch pretty good.
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Hey...
I just got pinched by Xena!
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Did Ares do this?
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No, a higher power
called Science.
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Why have you brought us here?
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Because we need heroes.
Now more than ever. Look.
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These are the kind of things
that happen in our world every day.
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Violence...
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Civil unrest...
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Crime...
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It's everywhere.
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And it's getting worse all the time.
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We need someone to go out there
and kick butt!
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You got the right girl for that.
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She can kick my butt
any day.
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We're hopin'
you would kick butt for good.
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Oh, it'd be good.
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He's gross.
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We're hungry.
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Got any food?
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Yes.
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Yes, we do. Here.
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They're... sort of like chakram,
but you can eat 'em.
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Sugar and fat.
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They're delicious.
255
00:20:45,952 --> 00:20:48,960
The loving friends
we meet on our journey...
256
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:52,547
...return to us,
time after time.
257
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,206
We never die...
258
00:20:57,687 --> 00:21:00,274
...because we were
never really born.
259
00:21:06,236 --> 00:21:08,930
Xena could kick
Jackie Chan's ass.
260
00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:11,489
Jet Lee? No contest.
261
00:21:11,512 --> 00:21:15,492
If Bruce Lee were to come back from his grave,
Xena'd kick his ass too.
262
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,358
Oh, man, they're hot!
263
00:21:19,401 --> 00:21:22,521
And you know, after 2000 years,
they've gotta be horny.
264
00:21:22,558 --> 00:21:25,470
I see 'em lookin' at me,
and there's no competition.
265
00:21:25,471 --> 00:21:28,828
I'm gonna be
their 1st 21st-century man.
266
00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:39,964
The others almost ruined everything
with their macho discs.
267
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,893
I know.
268
00:21:41,894 --> 00:21:44,199
After lights out,
I'll play 'em a full season...
269
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,514
...of old "Ellen" episodes.
270
00:21:46,865 --> 00:21:48,107
Yeah...
271
00:21:54,674 --> 00:21:55,938
All right...
272
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,454
That's not how it happened.
273
00:22:12,868 --> 00:22:15,282
I woke you up
before I went to Valhalla, right?
274
00:22:15,632 --> 00:22:17,916
That's how I remember it.
You're right.
275
00:22:19,274 --> 00:22:21,551
Your memories are
of the real Xena and Gabrielle,...
276
00:22:21,552 --> 00:22:23,630
...not just the ones we programmed you with.
277
00:22:23,632 --> 00:22:25,197
Yeah, that was the plan...
278
00:22:25,198 --> 00:22:27,911
...To stimulate their... latent memories.
279
00:22:29,036 --> 00:22:32,594
-So, what do you guys think of the show?
-I like the one who plays me.
280
00:22:33,272 --> 00:22:34,536
She's kinda sexy.
281
00:22:35,794 --> 00:22:39,386
What about this writing, Xena?
I mean, it's not exactly Euripides.
282
00:22:39,428 --> 00:22:42,354
They have taken liberties
with my scrolls.
283
00:22:42,396 --> 00:22:45,237
Yeah, and what are they tryin' to say
about our relationship, anyway?
284
00:22:45,243 --> 00:22:46,485
Who knows...
285
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,468
Xena...
286
00:22:50,792 --> 00:22:53,286
You know...
You and Ares...
287
00:22:54,154 --> 00:22:55,841
Did you ever...
288
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,266
You know...
Well...
289
00:22:57,267 --> 00:22:58,656
Did you...
290
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,272
Get a life, pervert.
291
00:23:01,273 --> 00:23:02,932
Now, now, Xena.
292
00:23:07,872 --> 00:23:11,226
-All right, Gabrielle, what's next?
-Well, look... They want heroes, right?
293
00:23:11,353 --> 00:23:13,559
We find a mission,
we do some good.
294
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,367
That old greater-good thing?
295
00:23:15,368 --> 00:23:16,768
I don't know.
296
00:23:16,769 --> 00:23:18,835
It kinda doesn't appeal this time around.
297
00:23:18,994 --> 00:23:20,868
Oh, you got some sugar and fat.
298
00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:23,666
I always wanted to do that.
299
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:28,824
Oh, and... Gabrielle, if that pork
starts talkin' back to ya...
300
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:33,020
...they got a whole room back here designed
for the whole purplse of relievin' yourself.
301
00:23:33,232 --> 00:23:34,748
A whole room?
302
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,589
Gabrielle...
Can I speak frankly with you?
303
00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:41,990
Yeah.
304
00:23:42,114 --> 00:23:45,635
I'm a little concerned
that we may have woken up the evil Xena.
305
00:23:46,396 --> 00:23:48,670
Is that what's wrong with her?
306
00:23:49,272 --> 00:23:51,988
Why don't you guys
take care of Xena...
307
00:23:51,989 --> 00:23:54,546
...and I'm gonna get Gabrielle up
to speed?
308
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,520
Grinhilda... Listen to me.
309
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,560
You weren't always this way.
310
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,400
It was my actions
that turned you into this beast.
311
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,875
-It's so big!
-Yeah, it sure has changed, huh?
312
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,312
This is her.
313
00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:16,837
She broke into the lab
dressed as some kind of...
314
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:19,638
...television character.
I think she's a bit of a loony.
315
00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:21,982
-What is going on?
-Miss...
316
00:24:21,983 --> 00:24:23,849
-Some identification?
-What?
317
00:24:23,976 --> 00:24:25,846
Look, if you're not gonna cooperate, lady,...
318
00:24:25,847 --> 00:24:28,249
-...I'm afraid we're just gonna have to take you in.
-No, wait a minute.
319
00:24:28,512 --> 00:24:31,878
Look, I don't know what ridiculous story
she told you, but for your information...
320
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,666
...she cloned me from a strand of hair
she found 2000 years ago.
321
00:24:36,838 --> 00:24:38,912
All right, she's a loon.
Let's take her.
322
00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:44,990
Drop your weapons!
323
00:24:45,678 --> 00:24:47,556
I'd do what they say, sweetie.
324
00:24:47,598 --> 00:24:51,649
You saw what those weapons can do
in the videos we showed you?
325
00:25:04,234 --> 00:25:05,898
You wanna fight, huh?
326
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,504
Fine with me.
327
00:25:19,678 --> 00:25:21,154
Got'cha now!
328
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,014
It's funny...
329
00:25:28,632 --> 00:25:31,772
That does it! I'm gonna rip you apart
with my bare hands.
330
00:25:35,710 --> 00:25:38,406
Do you think that's
an accurate characterization of Joxer?
331
00:25:38,848 --> 00:25:40,206
Yeah, pretty much.
332
00:25:40,396 --> 00:25:42,483
Don't remember him being that smart,
though.
333
00:25:42,484 --> 00:25:44,758
Xena, I am so sorry,
but Gabrielle has been arrested!
334
00:25:44,796 --> 00:25:46,274
How can that happen?
335
00:25:46,317 --> 00:25:49,690
-There was nothing that I could do. The police...
-What's "police"?
336
00:25:49,872 --> 00:25:53,634
The local warlords.
They confiscated her sais and then they took her.
337
00:25:53,758 --> 00:25:55,196
Took her where?
338
00:25:55,197 --> 00:25:58,814
To the city jail. Out the front door,
to the left, 2 miles down the road.
339
00:25:58,815 --> 00:26:00,057
Right.
340
00:26:00,396 --> 00:26:03,075
-Are you insane? You're encouraging her!
-Xena, wait!
341
00:26:06,396 --> 00:26:08,074
You might need this.
342
00:26:09,878 --> 00:26:11,114
My chakram...
343
00:26:11,325 --> 00:26:13,821
-The real thing...
-Yes, it is.
344
00:26:14,189 --> 00:26:15,431
Got it.
345
00:26:16,278 --> 00:26:18,123
Have you lost your mind?
346
00:26:18,124 --> 00:26:21,882
You've just set her on a course that'll bring her
into direct conflict with the authorities!
347
00:26:21,922 --> 00:26:24,296
And where did you get that chakram?
348
00:26:24,297 --> 00:26:27,642
You know, I'm beginning to think there are
a few things you haven't told us.
349
00:26:29,076 --> 00:26:31,142
Yes... A few.
350
00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:35,058
Alti?
351
00:26:42,796 --> 00:26:44,028
Alti.
352
00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,535
-But why?
-Well...
353
00:26:51,536 --> 00:26:54,456
I'd spent countless incarnations
enjoying the fact...
354
00:26:54,464 --> 00:26:58,388
...that Xena's reputation as
a do-gooder was lost for eternity.
355
00:26:58,413 --> 00:27:01,335
After she died,
I hid the scrolls.
356
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,742
And I thought I could just
sit back and enjoy...
357
00:27:03,743 --> 00:27:06,659
...the unchecked evolution
of evil on Earth.
358
00:27:06,676 --> 00:27:09,773
...It's really hit a few high points
in the last century.
359
00:27:09,977 --> 00:27:11,453
But then...
360
00:27:11,454 --> 00:27:14,375
...this hideous TV show
starts celebrating her...
361
00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:16,892
...as a defender of righteousness.
362
00:27:18,364 --> 00:27:21,713
Well, we'll see
how long that reputation lasts.
363
00:27:23,148 --> 00:27:25,669
Reports are flooding
in of a reign of terror...
364
00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:27,300
...sweeping through
the downtown area.
365
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,538
A woman dressed
like the television character...
366
00:27:29,539 --> 00:27:32,479
...Xena, Warrior Princess,
has broken into the city jail...
367
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,587
...and freed another woman
dressed as Gabrielle,...
368
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,714
...the Warrior Princess' sidekick.
369
00:27:36,798 --> 00:27:38,879
She's plenty more than just a sidekick.
370
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,548
Would you give that stuff a rest?
371
00:27:40,591 --> 00:27:42,485
...but witness are shaken.
372
00:27:42,518 --> 00:27:46,074
We got concussions. We got broken bones.
We got blood on the floor. Crazy chick...
373
00:27:46,116 --> 00:27:49,030
...She's got the strangest damn
round weapon, kind of like a frisbee.
374
00:27:49,114 --> 00:27:52,398
The public is warned that this woman
is armed and highly dangerous,...
375
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,154
...and should not be approached
under any circumstances.
376
00:27:55,196 --> 00:27:57,676
I couldn't have written it better
myself.
377
00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,439
You cloned an evil Xena
to discredit her...
378
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,508
Ah, you catch on fast.
379
00:28:02,994 --> 00:28:05,478
Eyewitnesses describe her
leaping from car to car...
380
00:28:05,479 --> 00:28:07,879
...leading to high-speed collisions
and multiple pile-ups.
381
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,836
Xena wasn't always an angel
in the early days...
382
00:28:10,878 --> 00:28:13,480
...but she gets 22 episodes
of a TV show...
383
00:28:13,481 --> 00:28:15,959
...and everyone thinks
she's a great hero.
384
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,743
Well, they'll soon know the real truth.
385
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,982
SWAT teams have been mobilized.
386
00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:23,510
And once she's alienated herself
from everything good,...
387
00:28:23,511 --> 00:28:24,985
...decent,...
388
00:28:25,072 --> 00:28:26,739
...she'll follow me.
389
00:28:27,034 --> 00:28:30,238
And together... we'll rule the world.
390
00:28:31,554 --> 00:28:32,786
Let's go.
391
00:28:35,832 --> 00:28:38,548
-Why didn't you try to stop her?
-You stop her!
392
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:40,792
...lawlessness.
393
00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:43,822
Ok, well, I was just like,
watchin' my giraffes...
394
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,923
...and then Xena turns up,
and it's like, it's her, man!
395
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,379
It's #@$% her!
And it's like, there's cops...
396
00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:50,900
...all over the place, you know?
397
00:28:50,901 --> 00:28:52,730
And, but Xena's just like... Huyah!
398
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,839
And then she's like... Huyah! You know?
399
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,038
She totally #@$% deals with the heat, man!
400
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,131
But then she just... jumps the fence,...
401
00:28:59,132 --> 00:29:01,914
...lands on the back of this crazy-ass
like, horse...
402
00:29:01,915 --> 00:29:03,755
She's #@$% gone.
403
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,376
It was awesome, man!
404
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,651
You know...
Xena's hot too, you know?
405
00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:16,684
What is that?
406
00:29:17,270 --> 00:29:18,538
What?
407
00:29:18,706 --> 00:29:20,170
What are you doing?
408
00:29:22,354 --> 00:29:24,628
I'm making me
some new weapons.
409
00:29:26,394 --> 00:29:28,900
These things are hopeless
in hand-to-hand com...
410
00:29:29,592 --> 00:29:31,066
See what I mean?
411
00:29:31,108 --> 00:29:32,376
And these?
412
00:29:32,628 --> 00:29:34,092
Merely toys.
413
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,754
Xena...
414
00:29:35,755 --> 00:29:38,262
You could have killed someone
at the city dungeon.
415
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:41,398
They had you locked up! What did you want to do?
Rot there the rest of your life?
416
00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,586
-You know, we can't just w...
-If they want trouble...
417
00:29:43,629 --> 00:29:45,084
...they're gonna get it.
418
00:29:56,994 --> 00:29:59,077
I hear you've been busy,
Xena.
419
00:29:59,078 --> 00:29:59,973
Alti...
420
00:29:59,974 --> 00:30:03,519
-Missed your fire... Your fury.
-Don't listen to her.
421
00:30:05,072 --> 00:30:07,383
Remember what we used to have,
Xena?
422
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:12,060
Help me...
423
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,512
...and I'll make you...
424
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,613
..."Destroyer of Nations".
425
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,037
All right, I delivered.
426
00:30:26,038 --> 00:30:28,038
You did indeed.
427
00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:30,690
I am the Destroyer of Nations.
428
00:30:46,754 --> 00:30:50,766
Remember the thrill of conquest
you had, huh?
429
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,238
Before she came into your life?
430
00:31:05,276 --> 00:31:06,750
Don't listen to her.
431
00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:11,240
Doesn't her little voice remind you
of her betrayal?
432
00:31:48,514 --> 00:31:51,012
I'm sorry, Xena,
I couldn't let you do this.
433
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:54,909
You...
434
00:31:54,910 --> 00:31:57,961
What her lies
did to your son?
435
00:31:58,885 --> 00:32:00,117
My son...
436
00:32:02,018 --> 00:32:03,218
Solon?
437
00:32:06,029 --> 00:32:07,229
Solon...
438
00:32:08,441 --> 00:32:09,230
Hey...
439
00:32:09,633 --> 00:32:10,911
Hey, Solan...
440
00:32:14,846 --> 00:32:15,600
Solon...
441
00:32:25,263 --> 00:32:26,026
Xena?
442
00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:28,411
No.
443
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:31,548
No.
444
00:32:33,696 --> 00:32:34,520
No.
445
00:32:36,292 --> 00:32:37,692
Get out.
446
00:32:39,469 --> 00:32:40,320
Xena...
447
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:41,989
Go!
448
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,905
Solon...
449
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:52,314
Solon... Please.
450
00:32:53,023 --> 00:32:54,618
I'm here now.
451
00:32:56,188 --> 00:32:57,788
Your mom is here now...
452
00:32:58,372 --> 00:33:00,382
...just like you always wanted.
453
00:33:07,668 --> 00:33:11,120
And how much you enjoyed
avenging that deed, huh?
454
00:34:05,152 --> 00:34:06,826
Vengeance!
455
00:34:08,718 --> 00:34:10,793
Why did you bring her back?
456
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:16,338
Well, consider her my gift
to you, Xena.
457
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,799
Xena...
458
00:34:18,188 --> 00:34:20,679
Xena, you weren't like this
in the end.
459
00:34:20,922 --> 00:34:23,221
Think of what we accomplished.
460
00:34:23,222 --> 00:34:25,713
Think of the good
that we did for the world.
461
00:34:26,925 --> 00:34:28,070
Come on!
Move!
462
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,933
-Get down!
-Where's my little girl?
463
00:34:30,498 --> 00:34:32,098
Where's my little girl?
464
00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:36,540
Xena!
465
00:34:42,069 --> 00:34:43,756
Come here. Come on.
466
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,668
Xena, the good that we did
for each other!
467
00:35:08,632 --> 00:35:11,148
After all we've been through,
I am with you till the end.
468
00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:13,444
When I reach down inside myself...
469
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:16,030
...and do things that I'm not capable of,
it's because of you.
470
00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:17,972
You talk about trying to find your way...
471
00:35:17,973 --> 00:35:19,979
...but to me, you are my way.
472
00:35:20,983 --> 00:35:23,764
I'm sorry for all the times
I didn't treat you right.
473
00:35:24,024 --> 00:35:25,004
Xena...
474
00:35:25,503 --> 00:35:27,661
You've brought out the best in me.
475
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,282
You saved me, Xena.
476
00:35:30,283 --> 00:35:32,383
But I'm a part of you.
477
00:35:32,384 --> 00:35:34,784
I want it to be like that forever.
478
00:35:35,644 --> 00:35:36,871
I love you.
479
00:35:36,872 --> 00:35:39,183
...you are
the best thing that ever happened to me.
480
00:35:39,184 --> 00:35:41,959
You gave my life meaning and joy...
481
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,015
...and you will be a part of me
forever.
482
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:55,520
Let's go!
483
00:36:16,346 --> 00:36:19,052
For an old bird,
you sure move fast!
484
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:15,145
Nice move, Xena.
You'll make a great sidekick.
485
00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:19,664
I'll give you sidekick.
486
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:39,681
Alti?
487
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,552
Alti...
488
00:37:44,076 --> 00:37:46,770
Nice work, Xena.
Haven't lost your touch.
489
00:37:55,604 --> 00:37:56,846
Runt!
490
00:37:58,358 --> 00:37:59,622
Wait! No!
491
00:38:02,036 --> 00:38:04,137
Now you'll have to deal with me.
492
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,296
Run!
493
00:39:31,596 --> 00:39:33,270
Come on!
Let's go!
494
00:39:34,798 --> 00:39:36,030
Now!
495
00:40:34,112 --> 00:40:35,986
There was nothing left of them!
496
00:40:36,832 --> 00:40:38,727
I guess clones just...
497
00:40:38,966 --> 00:40:40,630
...break up easy!
498
00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:43,421
Well, maybe it was for the best.
I mean...
499
00:40:43,806 --> 00:40:45,488
We were messing with Nature.
500
00:40:45,518 --> 00:40:46,996
Are you kidding?
501
00:40:46,997 --> 00:40:50,329
We had...
the greatest heroes in History here...
502
00:40:50,956 --> 00:40:52,633
...and now they're gone.
503
00:40:53,037 --> 00:40:55,471
You know...
To be honest... I...
504
00:40:55,472 --> 00:40:57,559
...I was a bit disappointed anyway.
505
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,628
I mean, they just seemed to be
so much more dynamic on TV.
506
00:41:00,653 --> 00:41:02,302
-On TV, yeah...
-Yeah...
507
00:41:09,392 --> 00:41:12,332
Hey, do you guys think they're gonna
believe us at the conventions?
508
00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:14,902
-You kidding?
-Not a chance.
509
00:41:15,872 --> 00:41:17,845
Hey, we could do someone else,
you know?
510
00:41:17,846 --> 00:41:21,164
I've got some of Dr. Spock's toenails at home,
from when I was a trekkie.
511
00:41:21,191 --> 00:41:23,646
-You were a trekkie?
-Yeah.
512
00:41:23,662 --> 00:41:25,750
You really are a nerd.
513
00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,875
Hey, I'm not proud of it, ok?
514
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:35,660
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