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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,234 What?! Here?! 2 00:01:24,436 --> 00:01:25,678 Beowulf... 3 00:01:26,192 --> 00:01:26,979 Gabrielle... 4 00:01:27,464 --> 00:01:29,980 -It's good to see you. -And you, Gabrielle. 5 00:01:30,766 --> 00:01:31,799 Xena... 6 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,720 You're a long way from home. 7 00:01:35,146 --> 00:01:38,113 What's goin' on, Beowulf? Last time you saw Gabrielle... 8 00:01:38,114 --> 00:01:41,242 ...you were willing to walk through a column of fire to be at her side. 9 00:01:41,746 --> 00:01:43,640 It was love-struck foolishness. 10 00:01:43,725 --> 00:01:47,256 I like my bones the way they are, without the flesh seared from them. 11 00:01:47,758 --> 00:01:49,832 Rest, slake your thirst. 12 00:01:50,192 --> 00:01:52,712 We didn't come here to drink with you, Beowulf. 13 00:01:53,495 --> 00:01:56,412 -I need to see Odin. -You know where to find him. 14 00:01:56,521 --> 00:01:59,864 -In Valhalla, but it's not easy to get there. -For some! 15 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:03,796 But you were a Valkyrie once, Xena. You know the way to Valhalla. 16 00:02:03,828 --> 00:02:07,181 Die a hero's death. I'll escort you there myself! 17 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,274 That's part of my long-range plan. Right now, I just need to see Odin. 18 00:02:11,316 --> 00:02:15,260 Odin doesn't need to see you. In fact, we have orders to keep you away from him. 19 00:02:15,596 --> 00:02:17,684 Well, I don't wanna make a sister Valkyrie look bad... 20 00:02:17,685 --> 00:02:19,759 ...but you're gonna have trouble following those orders. 21 00:02:19,786 --> 00:02:21,028 Think so? 22 00:02:31,544 --> 00:02:34,249 Ok, ok, are we rolling? Sund... Check, check. 23 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:38,028 Testing, 1, 2, 3. Mary had a little lamb. Great. 24 00:02:39,056 --> 00:02:40,582 All right... Ok... 25 00:02:41,084 --> 00:02:43,720 Come on, let's go. Coming through. Excuse me, excuse me. This way, come on. 26 00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:54,312 All right. Get out! 27 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:58,266 Here's Xena now. I think we're just gonna go over and talk to her. 28 00:03:06,118 --> 00:03:08,602 Excuse me, coming through. Oh! Sorry, Valkyries. 29 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,668 Xena! 30 00:03:09,669 --> 00:03:13,426 Would you care to tell me why you've returned to the norselands at this time? 31 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:16,858 You realize Odin has vowed to kill you should you return to Valhalla. 32 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:19,006 Would you care to comment on that threat? 33 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,547 Xena? 34 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:31,370 In the time of ancient gods,... 35 00:03:33,389 --> 00:03:34,461 ...warlords... 36 00:03:34,813 --> 00:03:35,873 ...and kings... 37 00:03:36,348 --> 00:03:39,933 ...a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. 38 00:03:49,008 --> 00:03:51,254 She was Xena. 39 00:03:51,552 --> 00:03:53,054 A mighty princess... 40 00:03:53,055 --> 00:03:55,184 ...forged in the heat of battle. 41 00:03:59,683 --> 00:04:01,030 The power... 42 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,237 The passion... 43 00:04:07,193 --> 00:04:08,579 The danger... 44 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:16,699 Her courage will change the world. 45 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:21,678 XENA, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS 46 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:26,279 Xena, Warrior Princess. 47 00:04:26,784 --> 00:04:29,513 To many, she's seen as a savior... 48 00:04:29,514 --> 00:04:32,663 ...A protector of the downtrodden and the innocent. 49 00:04:33,078 --> 00:04:36,280 Others, however, see her as nothing more than a butcher. 50 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:39,378 Her hands, stained with the blood of hundreds... 51 00:04:39,414 --> 00:04:42,120 No, thousands of innocent people. 52 00:04:43,476 --> 00:04:45,553 Which is it? Tonight... 53 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:49,126 ...we put that question to the legendary woman herself. 54 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,299 Hey... 55 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:57,560 -Hey! Watch where you put your hands. -We're set. Roll sound! 56 00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:00,921 Yeah, you watch where you put your hands, buddy! 57 00:05:00,922 --> 00:05:04,396 Xena! Welcome. And also with us this evening... 58 00:05:04,421 --> 00:05:07,386 ...Gabrielle, the Battling Bard of Poteidaea. 59 00:05:07,436 --> 00:05:11,350 Xena's constant travelling companion and the chronicler of her deeds. 60 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,676 -Glad you could make it. -Thank you. 61 00:05:13,677 --> 00:05:15,753 -It's good to be here. -Great. 62 00:05:15,803 --> 00:05:17,838 Xena, first to you. 63 00:05:17,881 --> 00:05:21,416 You don't have exactly the greatest reputation here among the norseman. 64 00:05:21,714 --> 00:05:24,020 As a Valkyrie, you used Odin's runes... 65 00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:26,945 ...to visit a reign of terror on the people of this land. 66 00:05:26,954 --> 00:05:29,758 -Everyone's seen the tapestry. -Well, that was a long time ago. 67 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,020 So why come back now? There's no love lost between you and Odin. 68 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:36,240 No, but that's just it. That's exactly why Gabrielle and I have returned... 69 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:37,953 You betrayed Odin, didn't you? 70 00:05:37,996 --> 00:05:39,791 Turning his... lover, if you will,... 71 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,777 FILE PHOTO - GRINHILDA ...Grinhilda, into a hideous monster. 72 00:05:41,778 --> 00:05:43,820 Yeah, but Xena changed her back. 73 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,917 But not before the she-beast and her son Grindl... 74 00:05:45,918 --> 00:05:48,213 ...sent many a viking warrior to Valhalla. 75 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,146 Is there a question in this somewhere? 76 00:05:50,147 --> 00:05:50,686 Xena... 77 00:05:51,114 --> 00:05:55,692 Is it your intention to kill Odin and have yourself proclaimed a god in his place? 78 00:05:55,876 --> 00:05:57,390 -What? -Crazy. 79 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,790 -Do you deny that you stole the Rheingold... -No. 80 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,758 ...and forged that into a ring which gave you the power of a god? 81 00:06:02,808 --> 00:06:05,710 I gave back the Rheingold. You can ask the Rhein maidens. 82 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:09,310 And what about the olympian gods? You destroyed them also, didn't you? 83 00:06:09,346 --> 00:06:11,034 -Not all of them, no. -Oh, see... 84 00:06:11,035 --> 00:06:13,529 -They were trying to kill her daughter. -Right. 85 00:06:13,548 --> 00:06:17,936 A daughter who was following very successfully in her mother's bloody footsteps. 86 00:06:18,184 --> 00:06:20,690 Now just a doggone minute. 87 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:23,218 Xena, do you still have the power to kill a god? 88 00:06:23,302 --> 00:06:25,995 I got the power to kill much lower forms of life than that. 89 00:06:25,996 --> 00:06:28,698 What's the matter, Xena? Ucomfortable with the truth? 90 00:06:28,699 --> 00:06:31,059 The truth? You know what? 91 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:34,102 You wouldn't know the truth if I grew fangs and bit you...! 92 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,198 Actually this interview is over. 93 00:06:36,238 --> 00:06:38,774 Come on, Xena, why don't you just admit it? 94 00:06:38,817 --> 00:06:41,109 You've always lusted to have the power of a god. 95 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,199 And now you're here to kill Odin. 96 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,110 Isn't that right, Xena? You're here to kill Odin! 97 00:06:47,384 --> 00:06:50,078 I think that was good, I had her on the ropes. 98 00:06:52,005 --> 00:06:53,662 THE RIVER STYX 99 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,650 Xena's protestations of innocence aside, Odin,... 100 00:06:56,651 --> 00:07:00,490 ...would do well to fear her... considering the fate of many others... 101 00:07:00,491 --> 00:07:03,455 ...who have crossed her in the past, and ended up... here. 102 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,871 ...on the shores of the River Styx... in Hades. 103 00:07:05,872 --> 00:07:08,911 Nah... I can't deny Xena's been good for my business. 104 00:07:08,912 --> 00:07:11,448 CHARON, BOATMAN OF THE DEAD Wouldn't mind a vacation. 105 00:07:11,449 --> 00:07:13,541 But, hey! It's better to be workin' than not workin', right? 106 00:07:13,610 --> 00:07:14,864 Of course it is. 107 00:07:14,872 --> 00:07:17,155 What you're saying is that most of these passengers... 108 00:07:17,196 --> 00:07:19,271 ...are here because of Xena. 109 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:22,755 Raw numbers? Nah. She's a drop in the bucket. 110 00:07:22,756 --> 00:07:25,657 But Xena has sent me some pretty heavy hitters. 111 00:07:26,176 --> 00:07:28,902 Elainus of Mycenae, Velasca... 112 00:07:29,632 --> 00:07:33,590 Mark Antony, Callisto... You can even make a case for Caesar himself. 113 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:37,390 You see, these people do not lose their mortal coils without a fight! 114 00:07:38,112 --> 00:07:40,818 Hey! Sometime this eternity! 115 00:07:41,831 --> 00:07:43,282 Unlike this guy... 116 00:07:43,283 --> 00:07:47,565 ...who's just been askin' for a one-way ticket to the underworld, if you ask me. 117 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,680 Because is this gonna take long? 118 00:07:50,681 --> 00:07:52,100 CALIGULA, FORMER EMPEROR OF ROME You know, because I've been waiting... 119 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:54,367 CALIGULA, FORMER EMPEROR OF ROME ...for this stupid barge forever. 120 00:07:54,368 --> 00:07:56,400 That boatman? I've been bumped twice already. Peon! 121 00:07:56,402 --> 00:07:59,340 Damned arrogant ass! Doesn't know who I am. 122 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,946 It'll only take a moment. 123 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,879 I wanted to ask you a few questions about Xena. 124 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,689 Xena? 125 00:08:05,844 --> 00:08:09,190 You just wanna ask me about Xena? Fine, I'll tell you. 126 00:08:09,324 --> 00:08:13,276 She's a snake! A treacherous deceiver, like the rest of her sex. 127 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,310 Never turn your back on her. 128 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,240 She and that bard of hers... 129 00:08:17,241 --> 00:08:19,296 Yeah, like we don't know what's goin' on there, huh? 130 00:08:19,297 --> 00:08:21,397 Yeah, and they want you to think that Xena fights for honor? 131 00:08:21,405 --> 00:08:22,860 And she doesn't? 132 00:08:22,952 --> 00:08:25,262 Look, I've spilled enough blood in my day... 133 00:08:25,263 --> 00:08:27,757 ...to know why anyone does it. It's the... 134 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:31,960 ...scent of it, taste, the thrill! 135 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:35,392 Xena's no different! I'll show you. 136 00:08:36,097 --> 00:08:38,803 Hey, you, there. Who killed you? 137 00:08:39,194 --> 00:08:42,131 You did! Beggin' your pardon, I think you were drunk. 138 00:08:42,174 --> 00:08:45,082 -You slit me open from here to... -Ba, ba, ba! 139 00:08:45,132 --> 00:08:47,550 Come on, fancy pants! I thought you were in a hurry! 140 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,120 Get your hands off of me. I'm in the middle of an interview, you impudent cur! 141 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:54,078 Yeah, yeah... You may have been a big-shot on Earth... 142 00:08:54,079 --> 00:08:57,847 ...but down here you're just dead. Get used to it! 143 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,036 -Come on. -Xena's evil! 144 00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:02,763 Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! I was a god! 145 00:09:02,813 --> 00:09:05,840 A living god! And that bitch took me out. 146 00:09:08,272 --> 00:09:12,872 There's one more thing I'd like to say. At least Xena pays her fare. 147 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:16,600 Unlike another so-called superhero I know. 148 00:09:17,074 --> 00:09:19,359 More like super-cheapskate. 149 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,502 That's right. I'm talkin' about you, Hercules. 150 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:25,500 Hercules... 151 00:09:25,988 --> 00:09:30,574 "I was a god! A living god! And that bitch took me out." 152 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:34,001 ARTIST'S RENDERING VALHALLA Odin declined an interview for this story... 153 00:09:34,002 --> 00:09:35,846 ARTIST'S RENDERING VALHALLA ...but a source within Valhalla... 154 00:09:35,847 --> 00:09:37,573 ...did agree to speak with us... 155 00:09:37,574 --> 00:09:40,100 ...on a condition of strict anonymity. Welcome. 156 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:43,543 I understand that you're masking your identity... 157 00:09:43,544 --> 00:09:46,364 ...in a magic cloak of invisibility. 158 00:09:46,365 --> 00:09:47,914 ANONYMOUS SOURCE That is correct. 159 00:09:47,915 --> 00:09:50,500 And that you understand, what Xena wants here. 160 00:09:50,501 --> 00:09:52,622 Oh, I know, all right. 161 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,024 Apples. 162 00:09:55,068 --> 00:09:58,186 -Excuse me, you said "apples"? -What are you, deaf? 163 00:09:58,187 --> 00:10:00,461 She wants the golden apples. 164 00:10:00,710 --> 00:10:04,064 Ah, I understand. The golden apples. 165 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,190 FILE FOOTAGE - GOLDEN APPLES ...Protected by Frigga, Odin's sister-in-law. 166 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:10,344 It is rumored that whoever eats the golden apples... 167 00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:12,781 ...will become a god themselves. 168 00:10:13,788 --> 00:10:16,655 That's right. Xena wants to be a god... 169 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,734 ...Goddess... Whatever. 170 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,622 Before we get into that... 171 00:10:20,623 --> 00:10:23,031 ...you claim to have masked your identity... 172 00:10:23,032 --> 00:10:25,340 ...in a magic cloak of invisibility. 173 00:10:25,348 --> 00:10:29,781 But isn't it true that only Odin himself knows the mystic runes... 174 00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:32,480 ...whereby he can make himself... invisible? 175 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:35,774 Damn it. 176 00:10:40,592 --> 00:10:41,848 Look... 177 00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:44,788 I don't mind if you know it's me. 178 00:10:44,831 --> 00:10:47,430 I just want to appeal to all loyal norsemen... 179 00:10:47,431 --> 00:10:50,603 ...to do whatever they can to stop Xena from getting into Valhalla... 180 00:10:50,604 --> 00:10:53,019 ...and stealing the golden apples! 181 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,106 Why does she wanna steal the golden apples? 182 00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:56,812 So she can become a god! 183 00:10:57,268 --> 00:10:58,504 Look... 184 00:10:58,547 --> 00:11:01,045 She'll return Ares to Olympus... 185 00:11:01,092 --> 00:11:02,449 ARES, GOD OF WAR ...who will in exchange... make her his queen. 186 00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:04,953 ...who will in exchange... make her his queen. 187 00:11:04,954 --> 00:11:08,914 But surely... Ares and Xena have an adversarial history. 188 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:12,136 You buy that, do you? Huh? You would. 189 00:11:12,396 --> 00:11:14,913 Did you ever stop and think... 190 00:11:14,914 --> 00:11:18,668 ...why Xena didn't kill Ares when she had a chance? 191 00:11:19,268 --> 00:11:23,660 It's because she's got a thing for him! She's always had a thing for him! 192 00:11:23,836 --> 00:11:27,809 So, Xena's gonna be a god, or a goddess, or whatever. 193 00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:31,001 Well, it's not gonna happen, you hear me, Xena? 194 00:11:31,051 --> 00:11:34,766 You stay away from Valhalla or you know what's gonna happen to you! 195 00:11:38,232 --> 00:11:40,516 You'll never be a god, Xena! 196 00:11:48,678 --> 00:11:52,214 It seems that we are witnessing an epic struggle here! 197 00:11:52,215 --> 00:11:55,966 On the one hand, Odin and his precious golden apples. 198 00:11:56,108 --> 00:12:00,708 And on the other, Xena, seemingly determined to possess them for herself. 199 00:12:01,468 --> 00:12:02,930 But why? 200 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,614 Gabrielle! 201 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,642 Gabrielle... 202 00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:14,110 Can you tell me if there's a sexual relationship going on between Ares and Xena? 203 00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:15,960 What are you doing here?! 204 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:18,028 Is Xena Ares' love slave? 205 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,794 But there was one other person who could shed some light on the twisted,... 206 00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:39,030 ...codependent relationship between the Warrior Princess and the god of war. 207 00:12:47,346 --> 00:12:48,598 Go away. 208 00:12:51,578 --> 00:12:54,914 -I said get lost! -There's definitely somebody in there. 209 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,882 I'm gonna keep trying. 210 00:12:57,586 --> 00:12:59,240 Whaddya want? I'm busy. 211 00:13:01,274 --> 00:13:03,756 Are you Ares, the former god of war? 212 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:05,982 Who wants to know? 213 00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:08,483 We're here asking a few questions about Xena. 214 00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,780 Why does she wanna steal the golden apples? 215 00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:13,202 I got nothin' to say about Xena. 216 00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:16,730 Odin believes it's because she wants to restore you to Olympus. 217 00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:20,651 That'd be damn nice. 218 00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:24,452 As you can see, I haven't exactly got the hang of this whole mortal gig. 219 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:27,590 But let me make it straight. Xena owes me nothing! 220 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,131 According to Odin, you and she have cut a deal... 221 00:13:30,132 --> 00:13:33,842 ...whereby she will reign by your side as your queen. 222 00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:40,274 Xena's had plenty of opportunities to be my queen. 223 00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:42,148 Frankly, the job doesn't interest her. 224 00:13:42,149 --> 00:13:44,434 Have you spoken with Xena recently? 225 00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:46,807 Listen, buddy. I wasn't the only god sent down from Olympus. 226 00:13:46,808 --> 00:13:49,404 -Why are you buggin' me? -Are you saying that there are other gods... 227 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,510 -...who survived Xena's attack? -Yo! Ares! 228 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,834 Wait a minute. Who's that? Can I? I think we should. 229 00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:54,374 -Hey! -Come on! 230 00:13:54,654 --> 00:13:56,326 Hey! This is private property! 231 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,394 Follow me. 232 00:13:57,994 --> 00:13:59,236 Check it out. 233 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,976 All right... Ya happy? 234 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,402 You see what the god of war has come to? Well, have a good look. 235 00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:08,926 -Laugh it up! -Ares, what's the commo...? 236 00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:12,445 You... What are you doing here? 237 00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:15,732 Xena... I was right. You and Ares are plotting together. 238 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:20,284 -Stay out of my business, Nigel. -Xena, are you in love with Ares? 239 00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:23,825 All right, that's it! Get out! Get out! Get the hell out! 240 00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:24,700 Try and get... 241 00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:28,186 You're animals! Scavengers! Get outta here! 242 00:14:32,323 --> 00:14:33,827 HEAVEN Do you think Odin... 243 00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:35,900 ...has anything to fear from Xena? 244 00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:38,836 Let me put it this way... If it were my tail feathers on the line... 245 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,701 ...I wouldn't trust Xena. 246 00:14:40,702 --> 00:14:43,514 That's not a very charitable attitude... coming from an angel. 247 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,698 ARCHANGEL MICHAEL Archangel. 248 00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:48,000 Archangel... Sorry. 249 00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:54,430 Surely, as an archangel, you are a creature of light, ethereal and pure. 250 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:58,120 Isn't it your job to believe in the essential goodness of man? 251 00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:01,932 Please! 252 00:15:01,975 --> 00:15:05,092 We help mankind to strive to achieve goodness... 253 00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:06,780 ...but we're not stupid. 254 00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:09,631 Mankind has free will, and Xena... 255 00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:11,952 She exercises hers with abandon. 256 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,818 Would you care to give us an example? 257 00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:16,342 She puts her own self-interest ahead of the greater good. 258 00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:19,634 Did you know... she risked unleashing Hell on Earth... 259 00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:21,299 ...to protect her own daughter? 260 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:24,870 But then surely she prevented that, by killing Mephistopheles on Earth. 261 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:28,666 And by doing that, she fated herself to take his place in Hell! 262 00:15:28,716 --> 00:15:30,156 Which she did not. 263 00:15:32,268 --> 00:15:33,736 Get this... 264 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,523 She cast one of our own,... 265 00:15:35,524 --> 00:15:38,660 ...archangel Lucifer, down into Hell to take her place. 266 00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:41,776 -Xena corrupted an angel? -Archangel! 267 00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:45,800 And if she's capable of doing that... 268 00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:49,535 ...Of seducing an archangel into assuming the throne of Hell, you tell me! 269 00:15:50,106 --> 00:15:52,400 Who wouldn't she be willing to screw over? 270 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,874 Who, indeed? 271 00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:15,674 Hello. I'm here, in Hell. 272 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:19,550 And I'm about to do what no other reporter has ever done before. 273 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,265 I'm going to interview... Lucifer. 274 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,835 Excuse me, sir? Sir? Horned one? 275 00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:29,756 Is it true that you are the prince of darkness? 276 00:16:29,764 --> 00:16:31,030 What are you? 277 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,080 Please, try not to avoid the question. The public want the truth. 278 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:37,080 ...A portrait of the real demon behind the myth. 279 00:16:37,148 --> 00:16:40,674 -The real demon? -Please, try not to cover anything up. 280 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:45,160 Cover anything up? I'm the devil, you idiot! I'm really bad. 281 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:48,758 I'm evil incarnate. What do I have to cover up? 282 00:16:49,428 --> 00:16:51,284 Right, you have a point there. 283 00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:53,708 What are you doing here anyway? 284 00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:56,344 Are you one of mine? 285 00:16:56,345 --> 00:17:00,372 No... No, no, no, no, no. Not at all. I'm part of a journalistic invistigation. 286 00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:02,446 ...An investigation of Xena. 287 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:06,690 Xena? 288 00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:09,520 You dare mention her name in my kingdom? 289 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,058 So, you're not a fan of the Warrior Princess. 290 00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:13,760 Let me ask you something. 291 00:17:13,761 --> 00:17:16,021 Do I look like a guy who enjoys his present position? 292 00:17:16,022 --> 00:17:18,142 Do you think I asked for this gig? 293 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,702 I used to be an archangel on the way up! And then she came along! 294 00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:25,156 So, you're confirming the reports that Xena,... 295 00:17:25,157 --> 00:17:28,190 ...in order to avoid her own responsibilites in Hell,... 296 00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:31,552 ...fooled an archangel into assumsing the throne of the underworld. 297 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,200 She'll defend herself saying my pride and ambition brought me down. 298 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:39,040 But I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her lies an deceit! 299 00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:42,285 Then you believe the word of Xena is not to be trusted... 300 00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:44,372 She's a lying sack! 301 00:17:46,346 --> 00:17:49,043 I only wish I could get her down here. 302 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:53,323 ...Mete out some serious everlasting punishment. 303 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,608 Well... That's not an impossible dream. 304 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,708 Given Xena's exploits on Earth... 305 00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:02,670 ...I'm sure that she's bought herself a one-way ticket... to Hell. 306 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:06,862 I wish. 307 00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,698 With all her do-gooding... 308 00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,313 ...I fear she's escaped my wrath. 309 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:16,193 In a sense, you're defending her character. 310 00:18:16,194 --> 00:18:18,188 Which of course, is what Satan would do... 311 00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:20,720 ...Try to defend one of his own demons on Earth. 312 00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:25,232 Y'know, you're a real pain. I can't wait to get you down here. 313 00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:28,510 With respect, sir, that's not going to happen. 314 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,205 You see, I'm not a murdering warlord. 315 00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:33,928 No, no, no. I'm... I'm an award-winning investigative journalist. 316 00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:37,046 -I'm a member of the fifth estate! -Like I said. 317 00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:41,074 I can't wait to get my claws into you. 318 00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:49,432 And so we... we conclude a rather disturbing interview... 319 00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,645 ...with the prince of darkness. 320 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,498 There she is. Follow me. Excuse me. Excuse me! 321 00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:13,282 Are you Eve? 322 00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,470 Do you wish to join our prayer circle? 323 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,032 No, not today, thanks. I'd like to ask you a couple of questions... 324 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,735 ...about your mother, Xena. 325 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,079 Whatever you wish to know... 326 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,883 ...my mother can answer for herself. Excuse us. 327 00:19:24,884 --> 00:19:26,796 It's just a few questions. 328 00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:29,289 Is Xena trying to make herself into a god? 329 00:19:29,432 --> 00:19:31,628 There is only one god. The god of Eli. 330 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,721 He teaches us to walk the path of love. 331 00:19:33,722 --> 00:19:36,848 I see. And does your mother walk the path of love? 332 00:19:36,849 --> 00:19:39,732 My mother respects our faith. She would do nothing to offend it. 333 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,867 -Not even for Ares? -What about Ares? 334 00:19:42,868 --> 00:19:45,166 Well, Xena wants to restore him to Olympus. 335 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,651 She's cut a deal to rule with him at his side. 336 00:19:47,652 --> 00:19:50,024 No. The time of the many gods is passed. 337 00:19:50,025 --> 00:19:52,665 Then why is Xena trying to steal the golden apples? 338 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,470 And why is she shacked up with Ares? Did you know that? 339 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,359 That's the same Ares that killed Eli... 340 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,661 ...while your mother stood by and did nothing. 341 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,990 You want to know about my mother? I will tell you about my mother! 342 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,385 You little #@$%! If my mother is with Ares... 343 00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:07,661 ...you can bet she's got a pretty #@$% good reason! 344 00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:10,480 Are you still jealous that Ares was obsessed with your mother... 345 00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:12,240 ...the entire time he was sleeping with you? 346 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,993 -You #@$% brat! -Hey, get off! Get off me! 347 00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:16,063 Stay the hell away from my mother! 348 00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:19,104 You stay the #@$% away from me, or I will kick your #$@%! 349 00:20:19,112 --> 00:20:21,398 Not the kind of words you'd expect to hear from Eve,... 350 00:20:21,399 --> 00:20:24,751 ...the messenger of Eli. Whatever happened to walking the path of light, Eve? 351 00:20:24,776 --> 00:20:26,036 #@$% off! 352 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,680 You want your mother on Olympus, don't you? 353 00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:29,869 You wanna see the god of war put back on his throne... 354 00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:33,403 ...so that you, and Xena and Ares can continue your bloody menage a trois! 355 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:39,900 Tell me... 356 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:43,966 Tell me you got that. You got that, didn't you? Did you get that? 357 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,195 A shocking display from the messenger of Eli. 358 00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:52,294 But not so shocking, perhaps, coming from the daughter... of Xena. 359 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,346 For Xena provokes strong emotions... 360 00:20:54,347 --> 00:20:56,229 ...among those who cross her path. 361 00:20:56,244 --> 00:20:59,166 ...Feelings of intense fear and hatred among her enemies... 362 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:02,714 ...and equally intense feelings of loyalty among her friends. 363 00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:05,353 And it is perhaps, this loyalty... 364 00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:07,667 ...that brings the person sitting opposite me this evening... 365 00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:09,340 ...into the studio. 366 00:21:09,341 --> 00:21:10,021 Gabrielle... 367 00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:12,186 Thank you talking with us. 368 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,662 Well, you're welcome. But don't thank me. 369 00:21:14,663 --> 00:21:16,510 GABRIELLE, XENA'S SIDEKICK I'm here to tell you... 370 00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,660 ...that you're wrong about Xena. 371 00:21:18,661 --> 00:21:21,698 -Wrong in what way? -In every way. Xena... 372 00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,727 You know, you make it sound like Ares and Xena... 373 00:21:23,728 --> 00:21:26,668 ...have this conspiracy to try to rule the world. 374 00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:30,070 -But they don't? -No, Xena wants to save the world. 375 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,710 That's why she needs the golden apples. 376 00:21:32,711 --> 00:21:35,845 And I suppose that Ares wants to save the world also. 377 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,720 It's hard to explain. He... 378 00:21:38,721 --> 00:21:42,070 Well, maybe it's not so hard, Gabrielle. Maybe it's quite simple. 379 00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:45,502 Maybe it's not Xena's lust for war that drives her... 380 00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:48,295 ...but Xena's lust for the god of war. 381 00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:51,551 Xena doesn't lust after Ares. 382 00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:54,921 Gabrielle, kindly direct your attention to the monitor. 383 00:22:11,952 --> 00:22:14,058 So, they have history. 384 00:22:14,437 --> 00:22:16,101 It doesn't mean anything. 385 00:22:16,955 --> 00:22:19,057 Gabrielle, isn't it possible that you're confused... 386 00:22:19,058 --> 00:22:20,918 ...by your own feelings for Xena? 387 00:22:20,926 --> 00:22:23,346 -By my feelings for Xena? -Come on, Gabrielle... 388 00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:27,083 I know that Xena is more to you than just a friend. 389 00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,476 Ok. You're right. She's... She's my best friend. 390 00:22:30,477 --> 00:22:32,177 What would you say, Gabrielle,... 391 00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:35,875 ...if I told you that not too long ago I found your... friend... Xena... 392 00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,784 ...in a tumbledown little loveshack at the edge of town... 393 00:22:38,785 --> 00:22:40,457 ...in the arms of Ares? 394 00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:45,432 How do you feel about that, Gabrielle? 395 00:22:47,404 --> 00:22:50,142 -I don't know how I feel. -Tell us all the truth. 396 00:22:50,377 --> 00:22:53,360 You and Xena are lovers, aren't you? Or should I say, you were lovers... 397 00:22:53,410 --> 00:22:55,506 ...until you were replace by Ares. 398 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:57,080 Gabrielle? 399 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:58,657 I... 400 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,350 Gabrielle... 401 00:23:01,351 --> 00:23:03,636 Are you in love with Xena? 402 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,754 I don't love Xena. 403 00:23:12,068 --> 00:23:14,343 Wait. You mean you don't love Xena? 404 00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:17,074 -Hey! It's a closed set! -Closed set my #@$%! 405 00:23:17,075 --> 00:23:18,691 Get out of my way! 406 00:23:21,329 --> 00:23:21,905 Gabrielle... 407 00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:24,397 Xena, I was just trying to stop him from telling lies about you. 408 00:23:24,405 --> 00:23:26,494 -I know. Let's go. -No, no! Wait, wait! 409 00:23:26,495 --> 00:23:27,267 Xena... 410 00:23:27,962 --> 00:23:29,841 Are you in love with Gabrielle? 411 00:23:31,346 --> 00:23:34,440 -Ya got some pair on ya, mister. -Hey, I'm just doing my job. 412 00:23:34,678 --> 00:23:36,362 And I'm just doin' mine. 413 00:23:39,144 --> 00:23:40,869 If you've done your research, you'll know... 414 00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:43,157 ...that I've just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. 415 00:23:43,162 --> 00:23:46,722 You got 30 seconds to listen to what I have to say. D'ya understand? 416 00:23:46,814 --> 00:23:48,072 Understand? 417 00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:52,621 You wanna know if I love Gabrielle... 418 00:23:52,748 --> 00:23:54,837 Well, let me ask you a question... 419 00:23:55,174 --> 00:23:57,889 Do you love anybody? 420 00:23:58,318 --> 00:24:02,678 Do you love your wife? Do you love your dog? Do you love yourself? 421 00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:06,160 Is there anyone in this world that you love with all your heart? 422 00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:08,224 No, there isn't, is there? 423 00:24:08,225 --> 00:24:11,341 Because you can't love. None of us can. 424 00:24:11,706 --> 00:24:14,109 The world has lost the greatest gift the gods ever gave us... 425 00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:15,992 ...and I'm gonna get it back. 426 00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:18,076 Now that's your story. 427 00:24:21,870 --> 00:24:25,418 Y'hear me, Odin? I'm comin' for ya! 428 00:24:26,794 --> 00:24:29,702 -So what's the plan? -I'm goin' after Odin. 429 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:32,441 -Well, there's gotta be more to it than that. -Why do you do that? 430 00:24:32,496 --> 00:24:34,950 -Do what? -Ask me to spell out the plan! 431 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,431 You'd think after all these years, you could maybe join the dots yourself. 432 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,439 Well, why do I have to drag it out of you? You know, I wish I knew the pinch! 433 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,790 I would force you to share your little plan with me. 434 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,800 No, no, no. You can take the pinch off, but you're not allowed to put the pinch on. 435 00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:49,133 Oh, I'm not allowed? Oh, that's right, I'm the sidekick! 436 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:52,264 You go ahead, Xena. I'll walk 10 paces behind you and your horse. 437 00:24:52,265 --> 00:24:56,298 -You could walk beside my horse! -That's really big of you, Xena! 438 00:24:56,642 --> 00:24:58,324 Gabrielle, stop. 439 00:24:58,786 --> 00:25:00,883 What's going on? This isn't us. 440 00:25:01,712 --> 00:25:04,828 We're saying things that... people who love each other wouldn't ever say. 441 00:25:04,829 --> 00:25:06,071 Yeah. 442 00:25:06,314 --> 00:25:09,434 We've gotta get love back into the world, Gabrielle, and fast. 443 00:25:09,435 --> 00:25:11,876 Right. So what's the plan? 444 00:25:13,843 --> 00:25:15,390 NORSE TAVERN A world... without love. 445 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:19,533 A world where the skills of the delicious goddess... 446 00:25:19,534 --> 00:25:22,686 ...no longer lift us to heights of almost intolerable pleasure. 447 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,287 Well, anything is possible. 448 00:25:24,293 --> 00:25:27,104 But surely... Surely the truth is... 449 00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:29,505 Excuse me, excuse me, I'm trying to report here. 450 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,800 The truth is that both Xe... Thank you. ...that both Xena and Ares are plotting... 451 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,793 Thank you. 452 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:37,101 Both Xena and Ares are plotting to divert this reporter... 453 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:39,201 ...from getting to the truth. So, we've decided... 454 00:25:39,352 --> 00:25:41,818 Excuse me! Excuse me! That's it! Hands! Hands! Hands... 455 00:25:41,858 --> 00:25:43,979 So we've decided to come to the one place... 456 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:46,037 ...where love is rarely in short supply. 457 00:25:46,038 --> 00:25:49,044 Got a number? Did you take a number? 458 00:25:49,045 --> 00:25:50,719 -Excuse me. Over here. -Can't you count? 459 00:25:50,727 --> 00:25:52,413 -Excuse me. -All right! All right! 460 00:25:52,414 --> 00:25:54,698 I know you're there! You go after him. 461 00:25:54,699 --> 00:25:56,383 -Yeah. -Thank you. 462 00:25:57,169 --> 00:25:59,252 Hi, there. I wonder if we might have a word. 463 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,223 Well, what'll it be tonight? 464 00:26:01,224 --> 00:26:05,008 We're running a special on a little number we call "Thor's Hammer"... 465 00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:08,440 ...or for a bit extra, you can get "The ride of the Valkyries". 466 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:11,508 "The ride of the Valkyries", that sounds... 467 00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:13,821 Well, business appears to be booming. 468 00:26:15,714 --> 00:26:17,160 Well, look around! 469 00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:20,234 My boys know where to come to dock their longboats. 470 00:26:20,474 --> 00:26:22,390 If you catch my drift. 471 00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:25,226 So you would say, then... 472 00:26:25,227 --> 00:26:28,561 ...that there has been no sudden shortage of love in the world. 473 00:26:28,596 --> 00:26:32,200 -Oh, I didn't say that, now. -You did say business was booming. 474 00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:36,152 My business has never been about love. 475 00:26:36,237 --> 00:26:38,567 If these boys were looking for love... 476 00:26:38,568 --> 00:26:42,090 ...they'd be wooing their sweethearts... or at home with their wives. 477 00:26:42,091 --> 00:26:45,618 The less love I have to deal with, the fatter my purse. 478 00:26:46,718 --> 00:26:47,960 Interesting. 479 00:26:47,961 --> 00:26:51,909 Calling number 27! One "Thor's Hammer"! 480 00:26:52,036 --> 00:26:54,817 'T'll make you feel like the god of thunder! 481 00:26:54,818 --> 00:26:59,024 -27? You! I got 27! -Ares, the former god of war... 482 00:27:00,112 --> 00:27:03,220 No, I'm not. Crap! 483 00:27:03,312 --> 00:27:05,255 We found Ares, the former god of war,... 484 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:08,013 ...half-naked and stinking of booze in a bordello. 485 00:27:08,014 --> 00:27:10,066 I'm tryin' to get laid! I'm not a criminal! 486 00:27:10,067 --> 00:27:11,310 I'm following him now. Excuse me, I'm... 487 00:27:12,150 --> 00:27:12,883 CAVE 488 00:27:19,788 --> 00:27:23,451 As news of our investigation has spread... 489 00:27:24,692 --> 00:27:27,499 ...we've been contacted by a source... 490 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,468 ...who claims to have some answers. 491 00:27:29,518 --> 00:27:31,790 Halt. Come no further. 492 00:27:32,362 --> 00:27:33,601 The source... 493 00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:45,025 -Who are you? -That's not important... 494 00:27:45,075 --> 00:27:46,947 ...but what I have to tell you is. 495 00:27:46,948 --> 00:27:49,258 You're following the wrong story. 496 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:50,910 What do you mean? 497 00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:53,193 Xena's trying to put a god back on Olympus, all right. 498 00:27:53,194 --> 00:27:56,447 -But not the one you think. -But... which god? 499 00:27:56,598 --> 00:27:59,933 You'll have to find that out for yourself. I'm in great danger. 500 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:02,026 If Odin discovers I have betrayed him... 501 00:28:02,076 --> 00:28:05,007 All right. Here's what I'll do... 502 00:28:05,528 --> 00:28:09,696 I'll mention each god by name, and then I will count 5 seconds. 503 00:28:10,072 --> 00:28:12,782 If within that period, you fail to respond... 504 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:15,713 ...I'll assume the answer is "yes". Understand? 505 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,636 -5 seconds? What...? -Ok. I'm counting. 506 00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:21,321 Right... 507 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:22,888 Hades... 508 00:28:22,889 --> 00:28:25,525 1 hippopotamus, 2 hippopotamus,... 509 00:28:25,526 --> 00:28:27,104 ...3 hippopotamus, 4... 510 00:28:27,154 --> 00:28:29,464 Forget it! I don't have time for this. 511 00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:30,749 Wait! 512 00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:36,028 If Ares and Xena aren't conspiring, what are they doing together? 513 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,043 This isn't about Xena and Ares. 514 00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:42,422 Xena will play whatever card she needs to to get what she desires. 515 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:45,954 -What if she desires to be a goddess? -Fool. 516 00:28:46,312 --> 00:28:49,850 Xena doesn't wanna rule the world. She wants to save it. 517 00:28:49,984 --> 00:28:53,514 -How can you be so sure? -Because she saved me. 518 00:28:53,712 --> 00:28:56,001 Wait! Where do I go from here? 519 00:28:56,488 --> 00:28:57,955 Follow the love. 520 00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:03,218 Follow... the love... 521 00:29:06,114 --> 00:29:07,766 Follow the love... 522 00:29:07,809 --> 00:29:11,374 A bizarre command in a world seemingly devoid of love. 523 00:29:12,748 --> 00:29:16,670 Yet something... has brought these desperate people... to this place... 524 00:29:16,846 --> 00:29:21,069 ...in the hope that here they will find whatever is missing in their lives. 525 00:29:21,954 --> 00:29:26,318 They, too, are responding to the unspoken command... to follow the love. 526 00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:29,683 Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get through here, please? 527 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,789 Media here. Media. Thank you. Excuse me. 528 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:35,219 -May I ask you a few questions? -I said, keep your mortal meathooks...! 529 00:29:36,128 --> 00:29:37,808 Oh, my! What's this? 530 00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:38,289 That's Aphrodite. 531 00:29:38,406 --> 00:29:39,880 Hello, there! 532 00:29:39,881 --> 00:29:40,200 Hey... 533 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,592 Get off! 534 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:48,098 I'm here with Aphrodite, the former goddess of love. 535 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,124 Aphrodite, forgive me, but... 536 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:55,310 ...didn't you completely lose your mind after what happened with Caligula? 537 00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:00,080 Oh, yeah, I did. But Xena pulled me out of my madness and gave me back my life. 538 00:30:00,988 --> 00:30:03,898 If you can call this earthbound existence living. 539 00:30:03,899 --> 00:30:07,425 Destined to grow, old and wrinkled... 540 00:30:09,129 --> 00:30:10,817 ...and sagging. 541 00:30:11,032 --> 00:30:14,080 Aphrodite, these people... What are they all doing here? 542 00:30:14,152 --> 00:30:16,232 -Can you see this? -What? 543 00:30:16,546 --> 00:30:20,880 This line. How can you not see it? My face looks like a roman road map! 544 00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:24,480 -Oh, well, I really can hardly even see it. -You can see it! 545 00:30:24,481 --> 00:30:25,100 No. 546 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:25,900 No. 547 00:30:26,468 --> 00:30:29,594 Aphrodite, these people... What is it they want? 548 00:30:30,192 --> 00:30:34,218 Oh, well... When I left Olympus, the world was full of my love... 549 00:30:34,219 --> 00:30:38,586 ...but with me no longer there to replenish it, it's just faded away. 550 00:30:38,678 --> 00:30:43,009 Squandered by those who failed to see how precious it was... 551 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:46,332 ...and spurned by others who thought they didn't need it. 552 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,250 And now, it's all gone. 553 00:30:48,569 --> 00:30:49,811 Poof! 554 00:30:50,671 --> 00:30:52,274 Poof, indeed. 555 00:30:52,485 --> 00:30:54,407 But how could we not have noticed? 556 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:56,734 You mortals take love for granted! 557 00:30:56,735 --> 00:30:58,786 It slipped through your fingers so subtly... 558 00:30:58,787 --> 00:31:00,982 ...no one even noticed it was gone. 559 00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:03,942 Except for these few, who are still drawn to me from the... 560 00:31:03,943 --> 00:31:06,732 ...last breath of love that still clings to me, but... 561 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,424 ...soon there won't even be that. 562 00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:12,683 Aphrodite, is there nothing that you can do? 563 00:31:12,802 --> 00:31:14,464 As a mortal? No! 564 00:31:14,598 --> 00:31:18,390 My powers are tied to Olympus and there is no way for me to get back there. 565 00:31:18,391 --> 00:31:20,290 Xena made sure of that! 566 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,963 Xena... 567 00:31:30,148 --> 00:31:33,487 -Gabrielle, where's Xena? -What are you doing here? 568 00:31:33,488 --> 00:31:34,280 Aphrodite... 569 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,488 -It's good to see you. -Where's Xena? 570 00:31:36,489 --> 00:31:37,844 Will you get lost! 571 00:31:37,845 --> 00:31:39,553 Look... Where is she? I've got to talk to her. 572 00:31:39,554 --> 00:31:43,090 -You just missed her. -She's gone in to face Odin... alone. 573 00:31:44,074 --> 00:31:45,338 Is she gonna kill him? 574 00:31:45,339 --> 00:31:48,033 Xena doesn't have the power to kill gods, not anymore. 575 00:31:53,432 --> 00:31:55,301 But Odin can kill her. 576 00:32:05,994 --> 00:32:08,921 We're here, before the walls of Valhalla. 577 00:32:09,132 --> 00:32:11,638 Xena entered just minutes ago. 578 00:32:11,906 --> 00:32:15,272 You can hear the sounds of an epic struggle, as Xena,... 579 00:32:15,273 --> 00:32:18,712 ...possibly the greatest human warrior in the history of the world,... 580 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,000 ...battles with Odin, king of the norse gods. 581 00:32:23,348 --> 00:32:26,898 Gabrielle, I have to say I'm glad to see you're still travelling with Xena. 582 00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:30,594 I was afraid that with me away from Olympus, you two might not be so close. 583 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,751 No, we're... we're partners. 584 00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:36,357 Xena is attempting to wrestle the golden apples from Odin. 585 00:32:36,674 --> 00:32:38,563 But the question still remains... 586 00:32:38,564 --> 00:32:41,045 Should she succeed in getting these apples... 587 00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:44,595 ...on whom will she bestow the gift of godhood? 588 00:32:48,558 --> 00:32:50,201 Wait. Something... 589 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:53,127 Something appears to be happening inside Valhalla. 590 00:32:55,476 --> 00:32:57,160 The day may be decided. 591 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,142 Down there! Hurry up! 592 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:04,500 Xena! 593 00:33:05,146 --> 00:33:07,648 -Are you all right? -Couldn't be better! 594 00:33:08,472 --> 00:33:12,024 -Incredible. You have beaten Odin. -Don't rub his nose in it. 595 00:33:12,272 --> 00:33:14,348 You know, you could have saved yourself a world of trouble... 596 00:33:14,349 --> 00:33:16,651 ...if you just had'a coughed up the fruit in the first place. 597 00:33:16,652 --> 00:33:19,358 My pain is almost over. Eat! 598 00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:22,075 Then you can destroy me and your victory will be complete. 599 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:23,518 Get a move on! 600 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,050 Xena! Xena? 601 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:30,480 Xena! 602 00:33:31,813 --> 00:33:34,090 You're not gonna eat that apple, are you? 603 00:33:34,678 --> 00:33:36,138 Why ever not? 604 00:33:36,146 --> 00:33:39,466 Because you don't plan to install yourself as a goddess on Olympus. 605 00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:43,512 No. No, your plan is to bring love back into the world. 606 00:33:43,871 --> 00:33:46,172 That apple is for Aphrodite, isn't it? 607 00:33:47,114 --> 00:33:50,448 Give this apple to Aphrodite and bring love back into the world... 608 00:33:51,894 --> 00:33:55,240 That's a novel and very unselfish idea. 609 00:33:55,432 --> 00:33:58,189 No, it's not something that the Xena you know would do. 610 00:33:58,190 --> 00:34:00,064 Well, maybe before... 611 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,800 ...I was reporting on the wrong Xena, Xena. 612 00:34:03,436 --> 00:34:04,702 Maybe. 613 00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,302 And maybe not. 614 00:34:06,998 --> 00:34:08,240 Ares... 615 00:34:08,828 --> 00:34:11,963 Xena, Xena, no. You can't send Ares back to Olympus. 616 00:34:12,048 --> 00:34:14,340 Now he's telling me what I can't do. 617 00:34:15,274 --> 00:34:16,942 I think I can. 618 00:34:23,678 --> 00:34:24,920 It's juicy. 619 00:34:26,038 --> 00:34:27,722 Oh, here it comes. Oh, yeah. 620 00:34:32,436 --> 00:34:33,678 All right! 621 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,425 Yeah! 622 00:34:42,992 --> 00:34:46,155 I knew it. You were in this for yourself all along! 623 00:34:46,198 --> 00:34:49,554 Of course she was, you moron! Who wouldn't wanna be a god? 624 00:34:49,604 --> 00:34:50,837 That's right. 625 00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:52,829 Who wouldn't wanna be a god? 626 00:34:52,872 --> 00:34:55,811 Go ahead. Take a bite. It's good. 627 00:34:57,682 --> 00:34:59,155 -Don't. -Hey... 628 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,291 There's nothing for you here. 629 00:35:01,712 --> 00:35:03,988 You know, the weasel had a good idea. 630 00:35:03,989 --> 00:35:06,680 Become a goddess... We could have some kicks. 631 00:35:07,632 --> 00:35:10,116 Wouldn't want you to be alone on Olympus. 632 00:35:12,358 --> 00:35:13,590 Xena, don't. 633 00:35:22,472 --> 00:35:24,578 Aphrodite will keep you company. 634 00:35:26,678 --> 00:35:28,152 Thank you, Xena. 635 00:35:58,226 --> 00:36:02,184 -It really is good to see you again, Gabrielle. -You've got that gleam in your eye, Beowulf. 636 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,940 Shall we leave these mortals to their business, Ares? 637 00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:12,046 Aphrodite gave you back the power to love. 638 00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:13,701 Think about it, Xena. 639 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:16,587 Think of the possibilities. 640 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:23,416 Odin... 641 00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:27,632 Keep these someplace safe. 642 00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:32,792 I guess you know I'll never stop trying. 643 00:36:34,558 --> 00:36:36,600 I'd expect nothing less. 644 00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:40,024 Come on. Let's go home. 645 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,752 Xena... 646 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:56,134 I've been preparing for your arrival for weeks. 647 00:36:56,513 --> 00:36:59,019 How did you breach our defenses? 648 00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:01,578 -I cheated. -What? 649 00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:04,742 I had a little help from a friend. 650 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,880 Grinhilda... 651 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:22,924 Xena saved me, you know. 652 00:37:23,204 --> 00:37:25,160 GRINHILDA, VALKYRIE She changed me back from that horrible creature... 653 00:37:25,161 --> 00:37:26,538 ...I'd become. 654 00:37:26,539 --> 00:37:30,666 This would be the horrible creature that she turned you into in the first place. 655 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:34,238 That was a different Xena. The dark, evil Xena. 656 00:37:35,074 --> 00:37:36,574 But the real Xena... 657 00:37:36,575 --> 00:37:39,907 ...restored my human form, and returned me to Valhalla. 658 00:37:40,106 --> 00:37:43,000 And she asked me to unmake the legacy of bloodshed... 659 00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:45,801 ...she herself had left for Odin's people. 660 00:37:45,802 --> 00:37:49,560 When Ares was expelled from Olympus, that must have made your job a lot easier. 661 00:37:49,778 --> 00:37:51,991 Why did Xena send him back? 662 00:37:51,992 --> 00:37:55,527 You know why? 'Cause... Well, you can't have love without hate. 663 00:37:56,022 --> 00:37:59,986 You can't have peace without violence, and you certainly can't have forgiveness without anger. 664 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,892 I knew I couldn't just send Aphrodite back to Olympus without Ares. 665 00:38:04,977 --> 00:38:07,682 It would have thrown the whole world out of balance. 666 00:38:10,192 --> 00:38:13,512 It is my people's lust for living that makes us who we are. 667 00:38:13,952 --> 00:38:16,105 The two competing forces... 668 00:38:16,106 --> 00:38:19,254 ...of their fierceness and their passion that defines us. 669 00:38:19,394 --> 00:38:21,080 Xena knew that. 670 00:38:21,123 --> 00:38:24,683 So I sent you after Aphrodite while I rounded up Ares. 671 00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:27,289 Wait a minute. You sent me after Aphrodite? 672 00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:29,044 "Follow the love." 673 00:38:29,716 --> 00:38:32,193 You're the mysterious voice in the cave? 674 00:38:32,194 --> 00:38:34,794 Xena wanted you out of her hair for a while. 675 00:38:35,068 --> 00:38:37,150 She figured she might as well put you to work... 676 00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:38,828 ...getting Aphrodite for her. 677 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,409 I have to go. 678 00:38:44,276 --> 00:38:46,346 Odin's still pretty sore at me. 679 00:38:55,034 --> 00:38:57,546 We're heartily sorry for our behavior. 680 00:38:57,935 --> 00:39:01,261 It isn't in our teachings. We wandered from the path of love. 681 00:39:02,314 --> 00:39:04,234 But you're back on that path now. 682 00:39:04,235 --> 00:39:05,477 Yes. 683 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:08,629 We're here to atone for our transgressions against you. 684 00:39:08,630 --> 00:39:11,431 No... That really isn't nece... What are you doing? What are these? 685 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:14,950 You may flagellate us for the sins that we committed against you. 686 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,754 -No. That's all right. -No, we insist. 687 00:39:17,762 --> 00:39:19,430 No, really, you don't have to... 688 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,712 Do it! 689 00:39:23,716 --> 00:39:28,700 Do I think she did it because of how she feels about me? No. 690 00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:31,801 I mean... Don't get me wrong... 691 00:39:32,644 --> 00:39:34,824 I mean, there were sparks. I mean, you could see that, right? 692 00:39:36,064 --> 00:39:39,784 No... She pretty much did it for the same reason she always does. 693 00:39:40,482 --> 00:39:42,562 ...Redeeming herself for her evil past. 694 00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:45,258 "Oh, I killed so many people! The pain, the pain..." 695 00:39:46,668 --> 00:39:48,348 But my offer, it was genuine. 696 00:39:48,349 --> 00:39:50,443 I mean, there is a place for her here. 697 00:39:51,752 --> 00:39:53,858 It's not what it used to be, though. 698 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,700 Ok, chuckles, let's cut it! Ok? Outta here! 699 00:40:03,584 --> 00:40:06,717 Do not make me zap you! 700 00:40:07,158 --> 00:40:10,714 Gabrielle, Xena, I have only one more question left. 701 00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:13,911 The question that Gabrielle has been avoiding all evening. 702 00:40:13,961 --> 00:40:16,692 The question that has never, ever been answered. 703 00:40:18,314 --> 00:40:20,388 Are you two lovers? 704 00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:24,547 -You're asking... -That's right. 705 00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:28,076 I'm asking... Are you two lovers? 706 00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:31,778 -That's none 'a your beeswax, Nigel! -Ok, Xena, you know... 707 00:40:31,803 --> 00:40:34,929 You just risked everything to bring love back into the world. 708 00:40:36,872 --> 00:40:38,111 So what? 709 00:40:38,112 --> 00:40:40,632 I think you should answer the question. 710 00:40:40,874 --> 00:40:43,160 -Oh, you do, do ya? -Yeah. 711 00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:46,040 Wait, wait. 712 00:40:48,158 --> 00:40:51,086 And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive. 713 00:40:51,087 --> 00:40:53,053 For the first time anywhere... 714 00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:57,418 ...Xena e Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. 715 00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:00,080 Gabrielle... 716 00:41:00,081 --> 00:41:00,898 Xena... 717 00:41:01,947 --> 00:41:04,158 Are you two lovers? 718 00:41:05,718 --> 00:41:07,371 -You want the truth? -That's right, Xena. 719 00:41:07,372 --> 00:41:10,489 We want the truth. The whole world wants the truth! 720 00:41:13,152 --> 00:41:15,874 It's like this... Technically... 721 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,310 What? What? 722 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,598 PLEASE STAND BY It's dead? The battery? 723 00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:23,466 This is the world's greatest story... 724 00:41:23,467 --> 00:41:26,381 ...and you're telling me the battery is dead? I don't believe this! Oh, man! 725 00:41:26,382 --> 00:41:32,540 Subtitles: Marlon Rocha Lacerda www.joxer.com.br 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 59218

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