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What?!
Here?!
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Beowulf...
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Gabrielle...
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-It's good to see you.
-And you, Gabrielle.
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Xena...
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You're a long way from home.
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What's goin' on, Beowulf?
Last time you saw Gabrielle...
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...you were willing to walk through
a column of fire to be at her side.
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It was love-struck foolishness.
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I like my bones the way they are,
without the flesh seared from them.
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Rest, slake your thirst.
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We didn't come here to drink with you,
Beowulf.
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-I need to see Odin.
-You know where to find him.
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-In Valhalla, but it's not easy to get there.
-For some!
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But you were a Valkyrie once, Xena.
You know the way to Valhalla.
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Die a hero's death.
I'll escort you there myself!
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That's part of my long-range plan.
Right now, I just need to see Odin.
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Odin doesn't need to see you. In fact,
we have orders to keep you away from him.
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Well, I don't wanna make
a sister Valkyrie look bad...
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...but you're gonna have trouble
following those orders.
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Think so?
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Ok, ok, are we rolling?
Sund... Check, check.
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Testing, 1, 2, 3.
Mary had a little lamb. Great.
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All right... Ok...
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Come on, let's go. Coming through.
Excuse me, excuse me. This way, come on.
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All right.
Get out!
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Here's Xena now. I think
we're just gonna go over and talk to her.
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Excuse me, coming through.
Oh! Sorry, Valkyries.
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Xena!
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Would you care to tell me why you've returned
to the norselands at this time?
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You realize Odin has vowed to kill you
should you return to Valhalla.
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Would you care to comment on
that threat?
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Xena?
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In the time of ancient gods,...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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...a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.
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She was Xena.
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A mighty princess...
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...forged in the heat of battle.
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The power...
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The passion...
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The danger...
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Her courage will change the world.
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XENA, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS
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Xena, Warrior Princess.
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To many, she's seen as a savior...
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...A protector
of the downtrodden and the innocent.
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Others, however,
see her as nothing more than a butcher.
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Her hands, stained
with the blood of hundreds...
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No, thousands of innocent people.
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Which is it?
Tonight...
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...we put that question
to the legendary woman herself.
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Hey...
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-Hey! Watch where you put your hands.
-We're set. Roll sound!
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Yeah, you watch where you put your hands,
buddy!
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Xena! Welcome.
And also with us this evening...
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...Gabrielle,
the Battling Bard of Poteidaea.
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Xena's constant travelling companion
and the chronicler of her deeds.
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-Glad you could make it.
-Thank you.
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-It's good to be here.
-Great.
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Xena, first to you.
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You don't have exactly the greatest reputation
here among the norseman.
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As a Valkyrie,
you used Odin's runes...
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...to visit a reign of terror
on the people of this land.
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-Everyone's seen the tapestry.
-Well, that was a long time ago.
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So why come back now?
There's no love lost between you and Odin.
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No, but that's just it. That's exactly
why Gabrielle and I have returned...
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You betrayed Odin, didn't you?
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Turning his... lover, if you will,...
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FILE PHOTO - GRINHILDA
...Grinhilda, into a hideous monster.
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Yeah, but Xena
changed her back.
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But not before the she-beast
and her son Grindl...
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...sent many a viking warrior
to Valhalla.
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Is there a question in this somewhere?
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Xena...
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Is it your intention to kill Odin
and have yourself proclaimed a god in his place?
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-What?
-Crazy.
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-Do you deny that you stole the Rheingold...
-No.
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...and forged that into a ring
which gave you the power of a god?
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I gave back the Rheingold.
You can ask the Rhein maidens.
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And what about the olympian gods?
You destroyed them also, didn't you?
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-Not all of them, no.
-Oh, see...
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-They were trying to kill her daughter.
-Right.
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A daughter who was following very successfully
in her mother's bloody footsteps.
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Now just a doggone minute.
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Xena, do you still have the power
to kill a god?
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I got the power to kill
much lower forms of life than that.
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What's the matter, Xena?
Ucomfortable with the truth?
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The truth?
You know what?
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You wouldn't know the truth
if I grew fangs and bit you...!
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Actually
this interview is over.
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Come on, Xena,
why don't you just admit it?
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You've always lusted
to have the power of a god.
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And now you're here
to kill Odin.
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Isn't that right, Xena?
You're here to kill Odin!
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I think that was good,
I had her on the ropes.
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THE RIVER STYX
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Xena's protestations of innocence aside,
Odin,...
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...would do well to fear her...
considering the fate of many others...
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...who have crossed her in the past,
and ended up... here.
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...on the shores of the River Styx...
in Hades.
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Nah... I can't deny Xena's been good
for my business.
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CHARON, BOATMAN OF THE DEAD
Wouldn't mind a vacation.
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But, hey! It's better to be workin'
than not workin', right?
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Of course it is.
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What you're saying is
that most of these passengers...
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...are here because of Xena.
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Raw numbers? Nah.
She's a drop in the bucket.
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But Xena has sent me
some pretty heavy hitters.
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Elainus of Mycenae, Velasca...
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Mark Antony, Callisto...
You can even make a case for Caesar himself.
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You see, these people do not lose
their mortal coils without a fight!
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Hey!
Sometime this eternity!
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Unlike this guy...
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...who's just been askin' for a one-way ticket
to the underworld, if you ask me.
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Because is this gonna take long?
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CALIGULA, FORMER EMPEROR OF ROME
You know, because I've been waiting...
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CALIGULA, FORMER EMPEROR OF ROME
...for this stupid barge forever.
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That boatman?
I've been bumped twice already. Peon!
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Damned arrogant ass!
Doesn't know who I am.
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It'll only take a moment.
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I wanted to ask you
a few questions about Xena.
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Xena?
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You just wanna ask me about Xena?
Fine, I'll tell you.
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She's a snake! A treacherous deceiver,
like the rest of her sex.
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Never turn your back on her.
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She and that bard of hers...
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Yeah, like we don't know
what's goin' on there, huh?
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Yeah, and they want you to think
that Xena fights for honor?
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And she doesn't?
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Look, I've spilled enough blood
in my day...
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...to know why anyone does it.
It's the...
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...scent of it, taste, the thrill!
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Xena's no different!
I'll show you.
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Hey, you, there.
Who killed you?
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You did! Beggin' your pardon,
I think you were drunk.
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-You slit me open from here to...
-Ba, ba, ba!
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Come on, fancy pants!
I thought you were in a hurry!
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Get your hands off of me. I'm in the middle
of an interview, you impudent cur!
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Yeah, yeah...
You may have been a big-shot on Earth...
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...but down here you're just dead.
Get used to it!
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-Come on.
-Xena's evil!
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Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
I was a god!
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A living god!
And that bitch took me out.
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There's one more thing I'd like to say.
At least Xena pays her fare.
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Unlike another so-called superhero
I know.
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More like
super-cheapskate.
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That's right.
I'm talkin' about you, Hercules.
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Hercules...
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"I was a god! A living god!
And that bitch took me out."
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ARTIST'S RENDERING VALHALLA
Odin declined an interview for this story...
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ARTIST'S RENDERING VALHALLA
...but a source within Valhalla...
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...did agree to speak with us...
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...on a condition of strict anonymity.
Welcome.
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I understand that you're
masking your identity...
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...in a magic cloak
of invisibility.
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ANONYMOUS SOURCE
That is correct.
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And that you understand,
what Xena wants here.
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Oh, I know, all right.
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Apples.
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-Excuse me, you said "apples"?
-What are you, deaf?
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She wants the golden apples.
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Ah, I understand.
The golden apples.
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FILE FOOTAGE - GOLDEN APPLES
...Protected by Frigga, Odin's sister-in-law.
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It is rumored that
whoever eats the golden apples...
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...will become a god themselves.
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That's right.
Xena wants to be a god...
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...Goddess... Whatever.
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Before we get into that...
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...you claim
to have masked your identity...
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...in a magic cloak
of invisibility.
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But isn't it true that only Odin himself
knows the mystic runes...
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...whereby he can make himself... invisible?
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Damn it.
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Look...
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I don't mind
if you know it's me.
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I just want to appeal
to all loyal norsemen...
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...to do whatever they can
to stop Xena from getting into Valhalla...
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...and stealing the golden apples!
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Why does she wanna steal
the golden apples?
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So she can become a god!
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Look...
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She'll return Ares
to Olympus...
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ARES, GOD OF WAR
...who will in exchange... make her his queen.
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...who will in exchange... make her his queen.
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But surely...
Ares and Xena have an adversarial history.
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You buy that, do you? Huh?
You would.
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Did you ever stop and think...
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...why Xena didn't kill Ares
when she had a chance?
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It's because she's got a thing for him!
She's always had a thing for him!
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So, Xena's gonna be a god,
or a goddess, or whatever.
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Well, it's not gonna happen,
you hear me, Xena?
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You stay away from Valhalla
or you know what's gonna happen to you!
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You'll never be a god,
Xena!
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It seems that we are witnessing
an epic struggle here!
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On the one hand, Odin
and his precious golden apples.
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And on the other, Xena, seemingly
determined to possess them for herself.
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But why?
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Gabrielle!
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Gabrielle...
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Can you tell me if there's a sexual relationship
going on between Ares and Xena?
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What are you doing here?!
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Is Xena Ares' love slave?
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But there was one other person
who could shed some light on the twisted,...
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...codependent relationship between
the Warrior Princess and the god of war.
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Go away.
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-I said get lost!
-There's definitely somebody in there.
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I'm gonna keep trying.
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Whaddya want?
I'm busy.
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Are you Ares, the former god of war?
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Who wants to know?
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We're here asking
a few questions about Xena.
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Why does she wanna steal
the golden apples?
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I got nothin' to say
about Xena.
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Odin believes it's because she wants
to restore you to Olympus.
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That'd be damn nice.
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As you can see, I haven't exactly got
the hang of this whole mortal gig.
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But let me make it straight.
Xena owes me nothing!
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According to Odin, you and she
have cut a deal...
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...whereby she will reign by your side
as your queen.
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Xena's had plenty of opportunities
to be my queen.
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Frankly,
the job doesn't interest her.
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Have you spoken with Xena
recently?
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Listen, buddy. I wasn't the only god
sent down from Olympus.
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-Why are you buggin' me?
-Are you saying that there are other gods...
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-...who survived Xena's attack?
-Yo! Ares!
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Wait a minute. Who's that?
Can I? I think we should.
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-Hey!
-Come on!
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Hey! This is private property!
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Follow me.
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Check it out.
233
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,976
All right...
Ya happy?
234
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,402
You see what the god of war has come to?
Well, have a good look.
235
00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:08,926
-Laugh it up!
-Ares, what's the commo...?
236
00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:12,445
You...
What are you doing here?
237
00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:15,732
Xena... I was right.
You and Ares are plotting together.
238
00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:20,284
-Stay out of my business, Nigel.
-Xena, are you in love with Ares?
239
00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:23,825
All right, that's it!
Get out! Get out! Get the hell out!
240
00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:24,700
Try and get...
241
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:28,186
You're animals! Scavengers!
Get outta here!
242
00:14:32,323 --> 00:14:33,827
HEAVEN
Do you think Odin...
243
00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:35,900
...has anything to fear from Xena?
244
00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:38,836
Let me put it this way...
If it were my tail feathers on the line...
245
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,701
...I wouldn't trust Xena.
246
00:14:40,702 --> 00:14:43,514
That's not a very charitable attitude...
coming from an angel.
247
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,698
ARCHANGEL MICHAEL
Archangel.
248
00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:48,000
Archangel... Sorry.
249
00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:54,430
Surely, as an archangel,
you are a creature of light, ethereal and pure.
250
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:58,120
Isn't it your job to believe
in the essential goodness of man?
251
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:01,932
Please!
252
00:15:01,975 --> 00:15:05,092
We help mankind
to strive to achieve goodness...
253
00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:06,780
...but we're not stupid.
254
00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:09,631
Mankind has free will,
and Xena...
255
00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:11,952
She exercises hers
with abandon.
256
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,818
Would you care to give us an example?
257
00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:16,342
She puts her own self-interest
ahead of the greater good.
258
00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:19,634
Did you know... she risked
unleashing Hell on Earth...
259
00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:21,299
...to protect her own daughter?
260
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:24,870
But then surely she prevented that,
by killing Mephistopheles on Earth.
261
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:28,666
And by doing that, she fated herself
to take his place in Hell!
262
00:15:28,716 --> 00:15:30,156
Which she did not.
263
00:15:32,268 --> 00:15:33,736
Get this...
264
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,523
She cast one of our own,...
265
00:15:35,524 --> 00:15:38,660
...archangel Lucifer,
down into Hell to take her place.
266
00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:41,776
-Xena corrupted an angel?
-Archangel!
267
00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:45,800
And if she's capable of doing that...
268
00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:49,535
...Of seducing an archangel into assuming
the throne of Hell, you tell me!
269
00:15:50,106 --> 00:15:52,400
Who wouldn't she be willing to screw over?
270
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,874
Who, indeed?
271
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:15,674
Hello.
I'm here, in Hell.
272
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:19,550
And I'm about to do
what no other reporter has ever done before.
273
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,265
I'm going to interview... Lucifer.
274
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,835
Excuse me, sir? Sir?
Horned one?
275
00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:29,756
Is it true that you are
the prince of darkness?
276
00:16:29,764 --> 00:16:31,030
What are you?
277
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,080
Please, try not to avoid the question.
The public want the truth.
278
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:37,080
...A portrait of the real demon
behind the myth.
279
00:16:37,148 --> 00:16:40,674
-The real demon?
-Please, try not to cover anything up.
280
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:45,160
Cover anything up? I'm the devil, you idiot!
I'm really bad.
281
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:48,758
I'm evil incarnate.
What do I have to cover up?
282
00:16:49,428 --> 00:16:51,284
Right, you have a point there.
283
00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:53,708
What are you doing here anyway?
284
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:56,344
Are you one of mine?
285
00:16:56,345 --> 00:17:00,372
No... No, no, no, no, no. Not at all.
I'm part of a journalistic invistigation.
286
00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:02,446
...An investigation of Xena.
287
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:06,690
Xena?
288
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:09,520
You dare mention her name
in my kingdom?
289
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,058
So, you're not a fan
of the Warrior Princess.
290
00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:13,760
Let me ask you something.
291
00:17:13,761 --> 00:17:16,021
Do I look like a guy
who enjoys his present position?
292
00:17:16,022 --> 00:17:18,142
Do you think I asked for this gig?
293
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,702
I used to be an archangel on the way up!
And then she came along!
294
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:25,156
So, you're confirming
the reports that Xena,...
295
00:17:25,157 --> 00:17:28,190
...in order to avoid her own responsibilites
in Hell,...
296
00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:31,552
...fooled an archangel
into assumsing the throne of the underworld.
297
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,200
She'll defend herself saying my pride
and ambition brought me down.
298
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:39,040
But I wouldn't be here if it wasn't
for her lies an deceit!
299
00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:42,285
Then you believe the word of Xena
is not to be trusted...
300
00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:44,372
She's a lying sack!
301
00:17:46,346 --> 00:17:49,043
I only wish I could get her down here.
302
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:53,323
...Mete out some serious
everlasting punishment.
303
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,608
Well... That's not an impossible dream.
304
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,708
Given Xena's exploits
on Earth...
305
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:02,670
...I'm sure that she's bought herself
a one-way ticket... to Hell.
306
00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:06,862
I wish.
307
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,698
With all her do-gooding...
308
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,313
...I fear she's escaped my wrath.
309
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:16,193
In a sense,
you're defending her character.
310
00:18:16,194 --> 00:18:18,188
Which of course,
is what Satan would do...
311
00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:20,720
...Try to defend one of his own demons
on Earth.
312
00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:25,232
Y'know, you're a real pain.
I can't wait to get you down here.
313
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:28,510
With respect, sir,
that's not going to happen.
314
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,205
You see,
I'm not a murdering warlord.
315
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:33,928
No, no, no. I'm...
I'm an award-winning investigative journalist.
316
00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:37,046
-I'm a member of the fifth estate!
-Like I said.
317
00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:41,074
I can't wait to get
my claws into you.
318
00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:49,432
And so we... we conclude
a rather disturbing interview...
319
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,645
...with the prince of darkness.
320
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,498
There she is. Follow me.
Excuse me. Excuse me!
321
00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:13,282
Are you Eve?
322
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,470
Do you wish to join
our prayer circle?
323
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,032
No, not today, thanks.
I'd like to ask you a couple of questions...
324
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,735
...about your mother, Xena.
325
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,079
Whatever you wish to know...
326
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,883
...my mother can answer for herself.
Excuse us.
327
00:19:24,884 --> 00:19:26,796
It's just a few questions.
328
00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:29,289
Is Xena trying
to make herself into a god?
329
00:19:29,432 --> 00:19:31,628
There is only one god. The god of Eli.
330
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,721
He teaches us to walk
the path of love.
331
00:19:33,722 --> 00:19:36,848
I see.
And does your mother walk the path of love?
332
00:19:36,849 --> 00:19:39,732
My mother respects our faith.
She would do nothing to offend it.
333
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,867
-Not even for Ares?
-What about Ares?
334
00:19:42,868 --> 00:19:45,166
Well, Xena wants to restore him
to Olympus.
335
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,651
She's cut a deal to rule with him
at his side.
336
00:19:47,652 --> 00:19:50,024
No.
The time of the many gods is passed.
337
00:19:50,025 --> 00:19:52,665
Then why is Xena
trying to steal the golden apples?
338
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,470
And why is she shacked up with Ares?
Did you know that?
339
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,359
That's the same Ares that killed Eli...
340
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,661
...while your mother stood by
and did nothing.
341
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,990
You want to know about my mother?
I will tell you about my mother!
342
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,385
You little #@$%!
If my mother is with Ares...
343
00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:07,661
...you can bet she's got a pretty #@$%
good reason!
344
00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:10,480
Are you still jealous
that Ares was obsessed with your mother...
345
00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:12,240
...the entire time
he was sleeping with you?
346
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,993
-You #@$% brat!
-Hey, get off! Get off me!
347
00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:16,063
Stay the hell away from my mother!
348
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:19,104
You stay the #@$% away from me,
or I will kick your #$@%!
349
00:20:19,112 --> 00:20:21,398
Not the kind of words you'd expect
to hear from Eve,...
350
00:20:21,399 --> 00:20:24,751
...the messenger of Eli. Whatever happened
to walking the path of light, Eve?
351
00:20:24,776 --> 00:20:26,036
#@$% off!
352
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,680
You want your mother on Olympus,
don't you?
353
00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:29,869
You wanna see the god of war
put back on his throne...
354
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:33,403
...so that you, and Xena and Ares
can continue your bloody menage a trois!
355
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:39,900
Tell me...
356
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:43,966
Tell me you got that.
You got that, didn't you? Did you get that?
357
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,195
A shocking display
from the messenger of Eli.
358
00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:52,294
But not so shocking, perhaps,
coming from the daughter... of Xena.
359
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,346
For Xena provokes strong emotions...
360
00:20:54,347 --> 00:20:56,229
...among those
who cross her path.
361
00:20:56,244 --> 00:20:59,166
...Feelings of intense fear and hatred
among her enemies...
362
00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:02,714
...and equally intense feelings of loyalty
among her friends.
363
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:05,353
And it is perhaps, this loyalty...
364
00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:07,667
...that brings the person sitting
opposite me this evening...
365
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:09,340
...into the studio.
366
00:21:09,341 --> 00:21:10,021
Gabrielle...
367
00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:12,186
Thank you talking with us.
368
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,662
Well, you're welcome.
But don't thank me.
369
00:21:14,663 --> 00:21:16,510
GABRIELLE, XENA'S SIDEKICK
I'm here to tell you...
370
00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,660
...that you're wrong about Xena.
371
00:21:18,661 --> 00:21:21,698
-Wrong in what way?
-In every way. Xena...
372
00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,727
You know, you make it sound
like Ares and Xena...
373
00:21:23,728 --> 00:21:26,668
...have this conspiracy
to try to rule the world.
374
00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:30,070
-But they don't?
-No, Xena wants to save the world.
375
00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,710
That's why she needs
the golden apples.
376
00:21:32,711 --> 00:21:35,845
And I suppose that Ares
wants to save the world also.
377
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,720
It's hard to explain. He...
378
00:21:38,721 --> 00:21:42,070
Well, maybe it's not so hard, Gabrielle.
Maybe it's quite simple.
379
00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:45,502
Maybe it's not Xena's lust for war
that drives her...
380
00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:48,295
...but Xena's lust
for the god of war.
381
00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:51,551
Xena doesn't lust after Ares.
382
00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:54,921
Gabrielle, kindly
direct your attention to the monitor.
383
00:22:11,952 --> 00:22:14,058
So, they have history.
384
00:22:14,437 --> 00:22:16,101
It doesn't mean anything.
385
00:22:16,955 --> 00:22:19,057
Gabrielle, isn't it possible
that you're confused...
386
00:22:19,058 --> 00:22:20,918
...by your own feelings
for Xena?
387
00:22:20,926 --> 00:22:23,346
-By my feelings for Xena?
-Come on, Gabrielle...
388
00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:27,083
I know that Xena is more to you
than just a friend.
389
00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,476
Ok. You're right.
She's... She's my best friend.
390
00:22:30,477 --> 00:22:32,177
What would you say, Gabrielle,...
391
00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:35,875
...if I told you that not too long ago
I found your... friend... Xena...
392
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,784
...in a tumbledown little loveshack
at the edge of town...
393
00:22:38,785 --> 00:22:40,457
...in the arms of Ares?
394
00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:45,432
How do you feel about that,
Gabrielle?
395
00:22:47,404 --> 00:22:50,142
-I don't know how I feel.
-Tell us all the truth.
396
00:22:50,377 --> 00:22:53,360
You and Xena are lovers, aren't you?
Or should I say, you were lovers...
397
00:22:53,410 --> 00:22:55,506
...until you were replace by Ares.
398
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:57,080
Gabrielle?
399
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:58,657
I...
400
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,350
Gabrielle...
401
00:23:01,351 --> 00:23:03,636
Are you in love with Xena?
402
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,754
I don't love Xena.
403
00:23:12,068 --> 00:23:14,343
Wait. You mean
you don't love Xena?
404
00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:17,074
-Hey! It's a closed set!
-Closed set my #@$%!
405
00:23:17,075 --> 00:23:18,691
Get out of my way!
406
00:23:21,329 --> 00:23:21,905
Gabrielle...
407
00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:24,397
Xena, I was just trying to stop him
from telling lies about you.
408
00:23:24,405 --> 00:23:26,494
-I know. Let's go.
-No, no! Wait, wait!
409
00:23:26,495 --> 00:23:27,267
Xena...
410
00:23:27,962 --> 00:23:29,841
Are you in love with Gabrielle?
411
00:23:31,346 --> 00:23:34,440
-Ya got some pair on ya, mister.
-Hey, I'm just doing my job.
412
00:23:34,678 --> 00:23:36,362
And I'm just doin' mine.
413
00:23:39,144 --> 00:23:40,869
If you've done your research,
you'll know...
414
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:43,157
...that I've just cut off the flow of blood
to your brain.
415
00:23:43,162 --> 00:23:46,722
You got 30 seconds to listen
to what I have to say. D'ya understand?
416
00:23:46,814 --> 00:23:48,072
Understand?
417
00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:52,621
You wanna know
if I love Gabrielle...
418
00:23:52,748 --> 00:23:54,837
Well, let me ask you a question...
419
00:23:55,174 --> 00:23:57,889
Do you love anybody?
420
00:23:58,318 --> 00:24:02,678
Do you love your wife?
Do you love your dog? Do you love yourself?
421
00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:06,160
Is there anyone in this world that you love
with all your heart?
422
00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:08,224
No, there isn't, is there?
423
00:24:08,225 --> 00:24:11,341
Because you can't love.
None of us can.
424
00:24:11,706 --> 00:24:14,109
The world has lost the greatest gift
the gods ever gave us...
425
00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:15,992
...and I'm gonna get it back.
426
00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:18,076
Now that's your story.
427
00:24:21,870 --> 00:24:25,418
Y'hear me, Odin?
I'm comin' for ya!
428
00:24:26,794 --> 00:24:29,702
-So what's the plan?
-I'm goin' after Odin.
429
00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:32,441
-Well, there's gotta be more to it than that.
-Why do you do that?
430
00:24:32,496 --> 00:24:34,950
-Do what?
-Ask me to spell out the plan!
431
00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,431
You'd think after all these years,
you could maybe join the dots yourself.
432
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,439
Well, why do I have to drag it out of you?
You know, I wish I knew the pinch!
433
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,790
I would force you to share
your little plan with me.
434
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,800
No, no, no. You can take the pinch off,
but you're not allowed to put the pinch on.
435
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:49,133
Oh, I'm not allowed?
Oh, that's right, I'm the sidekick!
436
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:52,264
You go ahead, Xena. I'll walk 10 paces
behind you and your horse.
437
00:24:52,265 --> 00:24:56,298
-You could walk beside my horse!
-That's really big of you, Xena!
438
00:24:56,642 --> 00:24:58,324
Gabrielle, stop.
439
00:24:58,786 --> 00:25:00,883
What's going on?
This isn't us.
440
00:25:01,712 --> 00:25:04,828
We're saying things that...
people who love each other wouldn't ever say.
441
00:25:04,829 --> 00:25:06,071
Yeah.
442
00:25:06,314 --> 00:25:09,434
We've gotta get love back into the world,
Gabrielle, and fast.
443
00:25:09,435 --> 00:25:11,876
Right.
So what's the plan?
444
00:25:13,843 --> 00:25:15,390
NORSE TAVERN
A world... without love.
445
00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:19,533
A world where the skills
of the delicious goddess...
446
00:25:19,534 --> 00:25:22,686
...no longer lift us to heights
of almost intolerable pleasure.
447
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,287
Well, anything is possible.
448
00:25:24,293 --> 00:25:27,104
But surely...
Surely the truth is...
449
00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:29,505
Excuse me, excuse me,
I'm trying to report here.
450
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,800
The truth is that both Xe... Thank you.
...that both Xena and Ares are plotting...
451
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,793
Thank you.
452
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:37,101
Both Xena and Ares are plotting
to divert this reporter...
453
00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:39,201
...from getting to the truth.
So, we've decided...
454
00:25:39,352 --> 00:25:41,818
Excuse me! Excuse me! That's it!
Hands! Hands! Hands...
455
00:25:41,858 --> 00:25:43,979
So we've decided
to come to the one place...
456
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:46,037
...where love is rarely
in short supply.
457
00:25:46,038 --> 00:25:49,044
Got a number?
Did you take a number?
458
00:25:49,045 --> 00:25:50,719
-Excuse me. Over here.
-Can't you count?
459
00:25:50,727 --> 00:25:52,413
-Excuse me.
-All right! All right!
460
00:25:52,414 --> 00:25:54,698
I know you're there!
You go after him.
461
00:25:54,699 --> 00:25:56,383
-Yeah.
-Thank you.
462
00:25:57,169 --> 00:25:59,252
Hi, there.
I wonder if we might have a word.
463
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,223
Well, what'll it be tonight?
464
00:26:01,224 --> 00:26:05,008
We're running a special on a little number we call
"Thor's Hammer"...
465
00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:08,440
...or for a bit extra,
you can get "The ride of the Valkyries".
466
00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:11,508
"The ride of the Valkyries",
that sounds...
467
00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:13,821
Well, business appears to be booming.
468
00:26:15,714 --> 00:26:17,160
Well, look around!
469
00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:20,234
My boys know
where to come to dock their longboats.
470
00:26:20,474 --> 00:26:22,390
If you catch my drift.
471
00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:25,226
So you would say, then...
472
00:26:25,227 --> 00:26:28,561
...that there has been
no sudden shortage of love in the world.
473
00:26:28,596 --> 00:26:32,200
-Oh, I didn't say that, now.
-You did say business was booming.
474
00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:36,152
My business has never been about love.
475
00:26:36,237 --> 00:26:38,567
If these boys
were looking for love...
476
00:26:38,568 --> 00:26:42,090
...they'd be wooing their sweethearts...
or at home with their wives.
477
00:26:42,091 --> 00:26:45,618
The less love I have to deal with,
the fatter my purse.
478
00:26:46,718 --> 00:26:47,960
Interesting.
479
00:26:47,961 --> 00:26:51,909
Calling number 27!
One "Thor's Hammer"!
480
00:26:52,036 --> 00:26:54,817
'T'll make you feel like the god of thunder!
481
00:26:54,818 --> 00:26:59,024
-27? You! I got 27!
-Ares, the former god of war...
482
00:27:00,112 --> 00:27:03,220
No, I'm not.
Crap!
483
00:27:03,312 --> 00:27:05,255
We found Ares,
the former god of war,...
484
00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:08,013
...half-naked and stinking of booze
in a bordello.
485
00:27:08,014 --> 00:27:10,066
I'm tryin' to get laid!
I'm not a criminal!
486
00:27:10,067 --> 00:27:11,310
I'm following him now.
Excuse me, I'm...
487
00:27:12,150 --> 00:27:12,883
CAVE
488
00:27:19,788 --> 00:27:23,451
As news of our investigation
has spread...
489
00:27:24,692 --> 00:27:27,499
...we've been contacted
by a source...
490
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,468
...who claims
to have some answers.
491
00:27:29,518 --> 00:27:31,790
Halt.
Come no further.
492
00:27:32,362 --> 00:27:33,601
The source...
493
00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:45,025
-Who are you?
-That's not important...
494
00:27:45,075 --> 00:27:46,947
...but what I have
to tell you is.
495
00:27:46,948 --> 00:27:49,258
You're following the wrong story.
496
00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:50,910
What do you mean?
497
00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:53,193
Xena's trying to put
a god back on Olympus, all right.
498
00:27:53,194 --> 00:27:56,447
-But not the one you think.
-But... which god?
499
00:27:56,598 --> 00:27:59,933
You'll have to find that out for yourself.
I'm in great danger.
500
00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:02,026
If Odin discovers I have betrayed him...
501
00:28:02,076 --> 00:28:05,007
All right.
Here's what I'll do...
502
00:28:05,528 --> 00:28:09,696
I'll mention each god by name,
and then I will count 5 seconds.
503
00:28:10,072 --> 00:28:12,782
If within that period, you fail to respond...
504
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:15,713
...I'll assume the answer is "yes".
Understand?
505
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,636
-5 seconds? What...?
-Ok. I'm counting.
506
00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:21,321
Right...
507
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:22,888
Hades...
508
00:28:22,889 --> 00:28:25,525
1 hippopotamus, 2 hippopotamus,...
509
00:28:25,526 --> 00:28:27,104
...3 hippopotamus, 4...
510
00:28:27,154 --> 00:28:29,464
Forget it!
I don't have time for this.
511
00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:30,749
Wait!
512
00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:36,028
If Ares and Xena aren't conspiring,
what are they doing together?
513
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,043
This isn't about Xena and Ares.
514
00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:42,422
Xena will play whatever card she needs
to to get what she desires.
515
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:45,954
-What if she desires to be a goddess?
-Fool.
516
00:28:46,312 --> 00:28:49,850
Xena doesn't wanna rule the world.
She wants to save it.
517
00:28:49,984 --> 00:28:53,514
-How can you be so sure?
-Because she saved me.
518
00:28:53,712 --> 00:28:56,001
Wait!
Where do I go from here?
519
00:28:56,488 --> 00:28:57,955
Follow the love.
520
00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:03,218
Follow... the love...
521
00:29:06,114 --> 00:29:07,766
Follow the love...
522
00:29:07,809 --> 00:29:11,374
A bizarre command in a world
seemingly devoid of love.
523
00:29:12,748 --> 00:29:16,670
Yet something... has brought
these desperate people... to this place...
524
00:29:16,846 --> 00:29:21,069
...in the hope that here they will find
whatever is missing in their lives.
525
00:29:21,954 --> 00:29:26,318
They, too, are responding to the unspoken
command... to follow the love.
526
00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:29,683
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Can I get through here, please?
527
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,789
Media here. Media. Thank you.
Excuse me.
528
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:35,219
-May I ask you a few questions?
-I said, keep your mortal meathooks...!
529
00:29:36,128 --> 00:29:37,808
Oh, my! What's this?
530
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:38,289
That's Aphrodite.
531
00:29:38,406 --> 00:29:39,880
Hello, there!
532
00:29:39,881 --> 00:29:40,200
Hey...
533
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,592
Get off!
534
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:48,098
I'm here with Aphrodite,
the former goddess of love.
535
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,124
Aphrodite, forgive me, but...
536
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:55,310
...didn't you completely lose your mind
after what happened with Caligula?
537
00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:00,080
Oh, yeah, I did. But Xena pulled me out
of my madness and gave me back my life.
538
00:30:00,988 --> 00:30:03,898
If you can call
this earthbound existence living.
539
00:30:03,899 --> 00:30:07,425
Destined to grow, old and wrinkled...
540
00:30:09,129 --> 00:30:10,817
...and sagging.
541
00:30:11,032 --> 00:30:14,080
Aphrodite, these people...
What are they all doing here?
542
00:30:14,152 --> 00:30:16,232
-Can you see this?
-What?
543
00:30:16,546 --> 00:30:20,880
This line. How can you not see it?
My face looks like a roman road map!
544
00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:24,480
-Oh, well, I really can hardly even see it.
-You can see it!
545
00:30:24,481 --> 00:30:25,100
No.
546
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:25,900
No.
547
00:30:26,468 --> 00:30:29,594
Aphrodite, these people...
What is it they want?
548
00:30:30,192 --> 00:30:34,218
Oh, well... When I left Olympus,
the world was full of my love...
549
00:30:34,219 --> 00:30:38,586
...but with me no longer there
to replenish it, it's just faded away.
550
00:30:38,678 --> 00:30:43,009
Squandered by those who failed
to see how precious it was...
551
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:46,332
...and spurned by others who thought
they didn't need it.
552
00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,250
And now, it's all gone.
553
00:30:48,569 --> 00:30:49,811
Poof!
554
00:30:50,671 --> 00:30:52,274
Poof, indeed.
555
00:30:52,485 --> 00:30:54,407
But how could we not have noticed?
556
00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:56,734
You mortals take love for granted!
557
00:30:56,735 --> 00:30:58,786
It slipped through your fingers
so subtly...
558
00:30:58,787 --> 00:31:00,982
...no one even noticed
it was gone.
559
00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:03,942
Except for these few,
who are still drawn to me from the...
560
00:31:03,943 --> 00:31:06,732
...last breath of love
that still clings to me, but...
561
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,424
...soon there won't even be that.
562
00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:12,683
Aphrodite, is there nothing
that you can do?
563
00:31:12,802 --> 00:31:14,464
As a mortal? No!
564
00:31:14,598 --> 00:31:18,390
My powers are tied to Olympus
and there is no way for me to get back there.
565
00:31:18,391 --> 00:31:20,290
Xena made sure of that!
566
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,963
Xena...
567
00:31:30,148 --> 00:31:33,487
-Gabrielle, where's Xena?
-What are you doing here?
568
00:31:33,488 --> 00:31:34,280
Aphrodite...
569
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,488
-It's good to see you.
-Where's Xena?
570
00:31:36,489 --> 00:31:37,844
Will you get lost!
571
00:31:37,845 --> 00:31:39,553
Look... Where is she?
I've got to talk to her.
572
00:31:39,554 --> 00:31:43,090
-You just missed her.
-She's gone in to face Odin... alone.
573
00:31:44,074 --> 00:31:45,338
Is she gonna kill him?
574
00:31:45,339 --> 00:31:48,033
Xena doesn't have the power
to kill gods, not anymore.
575
00:31:53,432 --> 00:31:55,301
But Odin can kill her.
576
00:32:05,994 --> 00:32:08,921
We're here,
before the walls of Valhalla.
577
00:32:09,132 --> 00:32:11,638
Xena entered just minutes ago.
578
00:32:11,906 --> 00:32:15,272
You can hear the sounds
of an epic struggle, as Xena,...
579
00:32:15,273 --> 00:32:18,712
...possibly the greatest human warrior
in the history of the world,...
580
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,000
...battles with Odin,
king of the norse gods.
581
00:32:23,348 --> 00:32:26,898
Gabrielle, I have to say I'm glad
to see you're still travelling with Xena.
582
00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:30,594
I was afraid that with me away from Olympus,
you two might not be so close.
583
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,751
No, we're... we're partners.
584
00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:36,357
Xena is attempting to wrestle
the golden apples from Odin.
585
00:32:36,674 --> 00:32:38,563
But the question
still remains...
586
00:32:38,564 --> 00:32:41,045
Should she succeed
in getting these apples...
587
00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:44,595
...on whom will she bestow
the gift of godhood?
588
00:32:48,558 --> 00:32:50,201
Wait. Something...
589
00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:53,127
Something appears to be happening
inside Valhalla.
590
00:32:55,476 --> 00:32:57,160
The day may be decided.
591
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,142
Down there! Hurry up!
592
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:04,500
Xena!
593
00:33:05,146 --> 00:33:07,648
-Are you all right?
-Couldn't be better!
594
00:33:08,472 --> 00:33:12,024
-Incredible. You have beaten Odin.
-Don't rub his nose in it.
595
00:33:12,272 --> 00:33:14,348
You know, you could have saved yourself
a world of trouble...
596
00:33:14,349 --> 00:33:16,651
...if you just had'a coughed up
the fruit in the first place.
597
00:33:16,652 --> 00:33:19,358
My pain is almost over.
Eat!
598
00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:22,075
Then you can destroy me
and your victory will be complete.
599
00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:23,518
Get a move on!
600
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,050
Xena! Xena?
601
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:30,480
Xena!
602
00:33:31,813 --> 00:33:34,090
You're not gonna eat that apple,
are you?
603
00:33:34,678 --> 00:33:36,138
Why ever not?
604
00:33:36,146 --> 00:33:39,466
Because you don't plan to install yourself
as a goddess on Olympus.
605
00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:43,512
No. No, your plan
is to bring love back into the world.
606
00:33:43,871 --> 00:33:46,172
That apple is for Aphrodite, isn't it?
607
00:33:47,114 --> 00:33:50,448
Give this apple to Aphrodite
and bring love back into the world...
608
00:33:51,894 --> 00:33:55,240
That's a novel and very unselfish idea.
609
00:33:55,432 --> 00:33:58,189
No, it's not something
that the Xena you know would do.
610
00:33:58,190 --> 00:34:00,064
Well, maybe before...
611
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,800
...I was reporting on the wrong Xena,
Xena.
612
00:34:03,436 --> 00:34:04,702
Maybe.
613
00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,302
And maybe not.
614
00:34:06,998 --> 00:34:08,240
Ares...
615
00:34:08,828 --> 00:34:11,963
Xena, Xena, no. You can't send
Ares back to Olympus.
616
00:34:12,048 --> 00:34:14,340
Now he's telling me
what I can't do.
617
00:34:15,274 --> 00:34:16,942
I think I can.
618
00:34:23,678 --> 00:34:24,920
It's juicy.
619
00:34:26,038 --> 00:34:27,722
Oh, here it comes. Oh, yeah.
620
00:34:32,436 --> 00:34:33,678
All right!
621
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,425
Yeah!
622
00:34:42,992 --> 00:34:46,155
I knew it. You were in this for yourself
all along!
623
00:34:46,198 --> 00:34:49,554
Of course she was, you moron!
Who wouldn't wanna be a god?
624
00:34:49,604 --> 00:34:50,837
That's right.
625
00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:52,829
Who wouldn't wanna be a god?
626
00:34:52,872 --> 00:34:55,811
Go ahead. Take a bite.
It's good.
627
00:34:57,682 --> 00:34:59,155
-Don't.
-Hey...
628
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,291
There's nothing for you here.
629
00:35:01,712 --> 00:35:03,988
You know,
the weasel had a good idea.
630
00:35:03,989 --> 00:35:06,680
Become a goddess...
We could have some kicks.
631
00:35:07,632 --> 00:35:10,116
Wouldn't want you to be alone
on Olympus.
632
00:35:12,358 --> 00:35:13,590
Xena, don't.
633
00:35:22,472 --> 00:35:24,578
Aphrodite will keep you company.
634
00:35:26,678 --> 00:35:28,152
Thank you, Xena.
635
00:35:58,226 --> 00:36:02,184
-It really is good to see you again, Gabrielle.
-You've got that gleam in your eye, Beowulf.
636
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,940
Shall we leave these mortals
to their business, Ares?
637
00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:12,046
Aphrodite gave you back
the power to love.
638
00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:13,701
Think about it, Xena.
639
00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:16,587
Think of the possibilities.
640
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:23,416
Odin...
641
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:27,632
Keep these someplace safe.
642
00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:32,792
I guess you know
I'll never stop trying.
643
00:36:34,558 --> 00:36:36,600
I'd expect nothing less.
644
00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:40,024
Come on.
Let's go home.
645
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,752
Xena...
646
00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:56,134
I've been preparing
for your arrival for weeks.
647
00:36:56,513 --> 00:36:59,019
How did you breach our defenses?
648
00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:01,578
-I cheated.
-What?
649
00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:04,742
I had a little help from a friend.
650
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,880
Grinhilda...
651
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:22,924
Xena saved me, you know.
652
00:37:23,204 --> 00:37:25,160
GRINHILDA, VALKYRIE
She changed me back from that horrible creature...
653
00:37:25,161 --> 00:37:26,538
...I'd become.
654
00:37:26,539 --> 00:37:30,666
This would be the horrible creature
that she turned you into in the first place.
655
00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:34,238
That was a different Xena.
The dark, evil Xena.
656
00:37:35,074 --> 00:37:36,574
But the real Xena...
657
00:37:36,575 --> 00:37:39,907
...restored my human form,
and returned me to Valhalla.
658
00:37:40,106 --> 00:37:43,000
And she asked me to unmake
the legacy of bloodshed...
659
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:45,801
...she herself had left
for Odin's people.
660
00:37:45,802 --> 00:37:49,560
When Ares was expelled from Olympus,
that must have made your job a lot easier.
661
00:37:49,778 --> 00:37:51,991
Why did Xena send him back?
662
00:37:51,992 --> 00:37:55,527
You know why? 'Cause...
Well, you can't have love without hate.
663
00:37:56,022 --> 00:37:59,986
You can't have peace without violence, and you
certainly can't have forgiveness without anger.
664
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,892
I knew I couldn't just send Aphrodite
back to Olympus without Ares.
665
00:38:04,977 --> 00:38:07,682
It would have thrown the whole world
out of balance.
666
00:38:10,192 --> 00:38:13,512
It is my people's lust for living
that makes us who we are.
667
00:38:13,952 --> 00:38:16,105
The two competing forces...
668
00:38:16,106 --> 00:38:19,254
...of their fierceness and their passion
that defines us.
669
00:38:19,394 --> 00:38:21,080
Xena knew that.
670
00:38:21,123 --> 00:38:24,683
So I sent you after Aphrodite
while I rounded up Ares.
671
00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:27,289
Wait a minute.
You sent me after Aphrodite?
672
00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:29,044
"Follow the love."
673
00:38:29,716 --> 00:38:32,193
You're the mysterious voice
in the cave?
674
00:38:32,194 --> 00:38:34,794
Xena wanted you out of her hair
for a while.
675
00:38:35,068 --> 00:38:37,150
She figured she might as well
put you to work...
676
00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:38,828
...getting Aphrodite for her.
677
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,409
I have to go.
678
00:38:44,276 --> 00:38:46,346
Odin's still pretty sore at me.
679
00:38:55,034 --> 00:38:57,546
We're heartily sorry
for our behavior.
680
00:38:57,935 --> 00:39:01,261
It isn't in our teachings.
We wandered from the path of love.
681
00:39:02,314 --> 00:39:04,234
But you're back on that path now.
682
00:39:04,235 --> 00:39:05,477
Yes.
683
00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:08,629
We're here to atone
for our transgressions against you.
684
00:39:08,630 --> 00:39:11,431
No... That really isn't nece...
What are you doing? What are these?
685
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:14,950
You may flagellate us
for the sins that we committed against you.
686
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,754
-No. That's all right.
-No, we insist.
687
00:39:17,762 --> 00:39:19,430
No, really,
you don't have to...
688
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,712
Do it!
689
00:39:23,716 --> 00:39:28,700
Do I think she did it
because of how she feels about me? No.
690
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:31,801
I mean...
Don't get me wrong...
691
00:39:32,644 --> 00:39:34,824
I mean, there were sparks.
I mean, you could see that, right?
692
00:39:36,064 --> 00:39:39,784
No... She pretty much did it
for the same reason she always does.
693
00:39:40,482 --> 00:39:42,562
...Redeeming herself
for her evil past.
694
00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:45,258
"Oh, I killed so many people!
The pain, the pain..."
695
00:39:46,668 --> 00:39:48,348
But my offer, it was genuine.
696
00:39:48,349 --> 00:39:50,443
I mean,
there is a place for her here.
697
00:39:51,752 --> 00:39:53,858
It's not what it used to be, though.
698
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,700
Ok, chuckles, let's cut it!
Ok? Outta here!
699
00:40:03,584 --> 00:40:06,717
Do not make me zap you!
700
00:40:07,158 --> 00:40:10,714
Gabrielle, Xena,
I have only one more question left.
701
00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:13,911
The question that Gabrielle
has been avoiding all evening.
702
00:40:13,961 --> 00:40:16,692
The question that has never,
ever been answered.
703
00:40:18,314 --> 00:40:20,388
Are you two lovers?
704
00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:24,547
-You're asking...
-That's right.
705
00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:28,076
I'm asking...
Are you two lovers?
706
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:31,778
-That's none 'a your beeswax, Nigel!
-Ok, Xena, you know...
707
00:40:31,803 --> 00:40:34,929
You just risked everything to bring
love back into the world.
708
00:40:36,872 --> 00:40:38,111
So what?
709
00:40:38,112 --> 00:40:40,632
I think you should answer the question.
710
00:40:40,874 --> 00:40:43,160
-Oh, you do, do ya?
-Yeah.
711
00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:46,040
Wait, wait.
712
00:40:48,158 --> 00:40:51,086
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
a world exclusive.
713
00:40:51,087 --> 00:40:53,053
For the first time anywhere...
714
00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:57,418
...Xena e Gabrielle reveal
the true nature of their relationship.
715
00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:00,080
Gabrielle...
716
00:41:00,081 --> 00:41:00,898
Xena...
717
00:41:01,947 --> 00:41:04,158
Are you two lovers?
718
00:41:05,718 --> 00:41:07,371
-You want the truth?
-That's right, Xena.
719
00:41:07,372 --> 00:41:10,489
We want the truth.
The whole world wants the truth!
720
00:41:13,152 --> 00:41:15,874
It's like this...
Technically...
721
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,310
What? What?
722
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,598
PLEASE STAND BY
It's dead? The battery?
723
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:23,466
This is the world's greatest story...
724
00:41:23,467 --> 00:41:26,381
...and you're telling me the battery is dead?
I don't believe this! Oh, man!
725
00:41:26,382 --> 00:41:32,540
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